1 00:00:00,281 --> 00:00:02,536 Previously on "Another Period"... 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:04,304 - Are you a bitch? - What? 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,806 Tell these men this used to be an illegal gambling den. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,108 We're gonna take ya far away. 5 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,644 Well, I thought we were moving product here, Blanche, 6 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,146 starting a drug ring, which would spread to other asylums, 7 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,515 and from there trickle down to the nation's 8 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,049 - poorest neighborhoods. - You get caught in here, 9 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,718 you get dragged back to the treatment room, 10 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,053 and you wind up like that. 11 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:22,656 My Prince Charming left a clue. 12 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,424 Come back, mystery lady! 13 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,360 Maybe you can write him a really smart letter for me. 14 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:28,428 Of course I will help you write that letter. 15 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,430 Write back saying that I want to meet 16 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,099 Wednesday at sunset. 17 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:33,767 This is my house now. 18 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,503 You live here no more. 19 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,239 - I've always loved you. - I don't need you, Peepers. 20 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,453 What is it, Peepers? 21 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,822 Can't you see I'm in the middle of my afternoon stare? 22 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,225 I'm very sorry, Madam. It's just... 23 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,530 He just let himself in, and I couldn't stop him. 24 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,632 Dodo... 25 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:08,802 I've come home to die. 26 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,838 You're dying? Of what? 27 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,740 Well... ... I have acquired 28 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:16,877 an immune deficiency sickness. 29 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,314 Dodo, I have nowhere else to go. 30 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,683 Please let me die in my home. 31 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:26,620 Fine, but it's my house now. 32 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:31,091 And try not to die right there. I just had the carpets cleaned. 33 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,728 Ring twice if you're about to die. 34 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,264 I'll fire up the incinerators. 35 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,836 ? I want the money, I want the fame ? 36 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:45,372 ? I want the whole world to know my name ? 37 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,641 ? This is mine, I got to get it ? 38 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,843 ? I got to get it, got, got to get it ? 39 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,378 ? "Another Period" ? 40 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,757 Good little worker. 41 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,729 You know, Blanche, I've been thinking about you a lot. 42 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,230 I think I finally figured out 43 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,865 why you were just giving the pills away. 44 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,800 I'm trying to help people. 45 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,203 Learned a lot on the inside. 46 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,572 I've learned that euchre is boring. 47 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,741 I've learned that vaginas come in a shockingly wide range 48 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,610 of depths and dimensions. 49 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,646 And I've learned that you, Mama Blanche, 50 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,415 have a taste for power. 51 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,284 What are you trying to say? 52 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,419 We can make some real money, Blanche. 53 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,955 We just need to get this stuff out of the asylum. 54 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,257 The world is our vagina, Blanche. 55 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,960 Let's stuff it full of drugs! 56 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,329 There's a hole at the bottom of the gate, 57 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,697 where inmates' husbands put their manhood 58 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:44,932 for conjugal visits. 59 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,500 We could get the drugs out there. 60 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,368 - And then you'll pass it off? - Oh, I would, 61 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,470 but years of stirring thick stews 62 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,406 and carrying large cauldrons of your family's waste 63 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,974 has given me monstrously large forearms. 64 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,909 They are grotesque. 65 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,444 We need someone with smaller arms, 66 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,479 a woman we can trust, 67 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,682 a woman who hasn't worked a day in her life. 68 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,652 I've never carried anything. 69 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,623 I'll make the arrangements. 70 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,559 ? You a freaky girl, freaky girl ? 71 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,995 ? You a freaky girl, freaky girl ? 72 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,330 ? You a freaky girl ? 73 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,700 Ooh, yeah that's... you are dirty. 74 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,870 Oh, "bent over the well." 75 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,672 Oh! 76 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,011 So now that you are no longer in charge 77 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,280 of Bellacourt, I am no longer your employee. 78 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,682 In light of this, I feel it is my duty to tell you, 79 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,018 I hope you are really dying. 80 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,387 That seems unnecessarily cruel. 81 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,356 What I mean is I hope this... 82 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,492 this... this illness is not meant to deceive 83 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,628 the great Dodo Bellacourt. 84 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,696 Oh, is that what you call her now? 85 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,966 The great Dodo Bellacourt? Of course. 86 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,702 She was born a meager old money millionaire, 87 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:59,306 but lifted herself up by her velvet napping slipper straps 88 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,508 to become an old money multi-millionaire. 89 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,544 She is a champion of the Tableau Vivant, 90 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:07,548 an elephant collector, and a charcuterie connoisseur. 91 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,750 She's a fan of ham, huh? 92 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:10,984 Indeed. 93 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,886 I didn't know that. 94 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,789 Actually, I don't know much about Dodo at all. 95 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:18,592 I wish I did, 96 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:22,896 especially... ... before I die of this terminal illness. 97 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,035 What would you like to know? I can talk about her for hours. 98 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,438 Her name, Dodo, what's that stand for? 99 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,472 You were married to her for 40 years 100 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,575 and you do not know what her name stands for? 101 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,944 Is it Do-do-do-do-do-do-do? 102 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:41,415 It is Dorothea Millicent Quvenzhane Charles. 103 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,017 The quirky moniker Dodo 104 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,453 just captures her whimsical personality. 105 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,556 - Where is she from? - Some say heaven, 106 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,459 others Rhode Island, 107 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,461 but it is not her name or where she's from 108 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,096 that impresses me most. 109 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,866 It is her six unique scowls, 110 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,435 one for when her turtle soup is cold, 111 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,605 one for when she hears the laughter of children, 112 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:08,475 one for when the sun is out, one for a federal holiday, 113 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:12,746 one for foreigners, and a special scowl 114 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,716 for when a servant speaks directly to her, like so. 115 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,586 How do you know so much about her? 116 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,923 I have served Lady Dodo faithfully for many years, 117 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,359 and once we made love on a boat, 118 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,094 and once she sucked my on a stagecoach. 119 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:34,134 Ha! Oh, Peepers, I've never heard you make a joke. 120 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,436 Very funny. 121 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,139 But if you ever say anything like that again, 122 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,441 I'll cut your throat. 123 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,477 I understand and accept your mixed message, sir. 124 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,745 ? Blame it on the alcohol ? 125 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,780 ? Girl, I'ma have it all ? 126 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:50,717 I cannot wait to see the look on Beatrice's vacuous face 127 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,886 when she realizes that the man who was supposed to help her 128 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,123 get over Frederick is Frederick! 129 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,761 Beatrice. 130 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:01,762 Frederick? 131 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,131 Fre... Be... 132 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,699 - Hello. - What are you doing here? 133 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,968 Did you follow me? I was here first. 134 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,003 Frederick, stop stalking me. 135 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,138 This is where I'm meeting my beloved. 136 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,739 I am not stalking you. 137 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,541 This is where I'm supposed to meet my beloved as well. 138 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,909 Frederick, you have to go now. 139 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,644 I can't let my beloved see me here with you. 140 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,846 I am not going anywhere. 141 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,080 I made an appointment to meet my beloved, 142 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,715 and I want to be prompt. 143 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,917 Fine. We will wait for our beloveds together. 144 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,919 Fine. 145 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,191 Wait a second. Beatrice... 146 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:36,730 Has it ever occurred to you that your beloved 147 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:37,965 and my beloved... 148 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,468 Could show up at the exact same time 149 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,970 and it would be so awkward? No. 150 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,171 - Beloved! - Beloved, I'm here! 151 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,839 - Beloved! - Beloved, come quick! 152 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,941 Beloved! 153 00:07:08,787 --> 00:07:10,061 Uh, Dodo...... 154 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:12,742 how about those children of ours? 155 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,722 Lillian is a ward of the state; 156 00:07:14,756 --> 00:07:17,158 Beatrice became addicted to an X-ray machine; 157 00:07:17,191 --> 00:07:19,761 and Frederick is a national embarrassment. 158 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:22,997 Well, at least Hortense is dead. 159 00:07:23,031 --> 00:07:26,267 No, she's alive and well, sadly. 160 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,170 - More meringue, Madam? - No, they're too moist. 161 00:07:29,203 --> 00:07:31,539 They're practically pornographic. 162 00:07:33,608 --> 00:07:36,210 I know that scowl. 163 00:07:36,244 --> 00:07:39,013 That's the one you do when a servant speaks to you directly. 164 00:07:40,682 --> 00:07:43,785 I didn't know you noticed such things. 165 00:07:43,818 --> 00:07:45,820 I also know your name 166 00:07:45,853 --> 00:07:49,891 is Dorothea Millicent Quvenzhane Charles. 167 00:07:51,392 --> 00:07:53,161 That is my name. 168 00:07:55,797 --> 00:07:58,700 Commodore, you're going to dribble on the wainscoting. 169 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:02,870 You might as well join me here at the table. 170 00:08:15,049 --> 00:08:16,851 So, Dodo... 171 00:08:19,921 --> 00:08:22,957 How are you? 172 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,859 Me? 173 00:08:24,892 --> 00:08:28,029 Well... 174 00:08:28,062 --> 00:08:31,699 I... I don't think you've ever asked me that before. 175 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:33,301 Well... 176 00:08:33,334 --> 00:08:35,169 it never seemed the right time. 177 00:08:35,203 --> 00:08:39,140 Oh, I'm fine, actually. 178 00:08:39,173 --> 00:08:41,909 I wish I could get closer, 179 00:08:41,943 --> 00:08:44,078 but I'm afraid I'm contagious, 180 00:08:44,112 --> 00:08:45,313 being so sick and all. 181 00:09:00,995 --> 00:09:03,431 Oh, I thought running a drug ring from an insane asylum 182 00:09:03,464 --> 00:09:05,433 would be glamorous. 183 00:09:05,466 --> 00:09:06,601 Okay, whoever's on the other side, 184 00:09:06,634 --> 00:09:09,370 you better not put anything besides money in my hand. 185 00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:11,005 - Got her! - Ah! Let go. 186 00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:12,774 Help! 187 00:09:12,807 --> 00:09:14,375 Ow. Help! 188 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:20,114 You can't do this! Help! 189 00:09:20,148 --> 00:09:22,383 I'm a rich person! 190 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,852 Do you have any idea who I am? 191 00:09:24,886 --> 00:09:28,923 I'm Lillian Bellacourt. 192 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:36,064 Ah, Peepers, just the man I wanted to see. 193 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,331 Dying seems to agree with you, sir. 194 00:09:37,365 --> 00:09:39,167 I've rarely seen you look more vital. 195 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,935 I'm on death's door. 196 00:09:40,968 --> 00:09:42,270 What is it you want? 197 00:09:42,303 --> 00:09:43,304 Do you wish to pilfer more of my notions 198 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:44,772 to ingratiate yourself to Dodo? 199 00:09:44,806 --> 00:09:46,207 Why, yes, in fact. 200 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,010 What do you think of this gift I got her? 201 00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:50,945 It's a bag of snakes. 202 00:09:52,213 --> 00:09:53,414 Most men would've chosen flowers. 203 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:55,283 Flowers die in a day. 204 00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:58,353 Snakes live for 30 years! 205 00:09:58,386 --> 00:10:01,789 Peepers, you seem to know what I should say to Dodo. 206 00:10:01,823 --> 00:10:03,091 I have an idea. 207 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,726 Does it involve drowning those snakes? 208 00:10:04,759 --> 00:10:07,929 No! I want to do that thing 209 00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:11,332 from that play Dodo made me see in the late '90s, 210 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,202 Chryanost da Balzniak. 211 00:10:14,235 --> 00:10:17,271 - Cyrano de Bergerac, sir. - Yes, let's do that, 212 00:10:17,305 --> 00:10:20,108 but less boring, and not with rhyming couplets. 213 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,510 Nobody talks like that. 214 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:25,346 She is the sun on a cold winter's day, 215 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:28,149 providing no warmth, but lighting the way. 216 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:31,753 Whoo! Oh, what is that? 217 00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:34,956 No one talks like that, unless they're a poet 218 00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:36,958 who's never ever had sex. 219 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:42,130 He used my words to get in Dodo's good graces. 220 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:45,366 Now I will use them to let her see his two faces. 221 00:10:51,005 --> 00:10:53,241 I'm free! 222 00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:55,410 And all I had to do was sell out Lillian to the orderlies. 223 00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:58,079 Poor thing's memory was erased. 224 00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:02,316 Nobody with Mama Blanche. 225 00:11:10,058 --> 00:11:12,260 How long have we been waiting here? 226 00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:15,396 - 12 days. - 12 days? 227 00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:17,198 Or an hour. I don't know. 228 00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:18,366 If one of us would go inside 229 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:20,001 and have a servant read a clock to us, 230 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:21,903 - then we would know for sure. - I'm not going. 231 00:11:21,936 --> 00:11:23,871 Well, either way, it's starting to look like 232 00:11:23,905 --> 00:11:25,973 - we've been jilted. - I know. 233 00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:27,942 I was so looking forward to kissing my beloved 234 00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:30,211 and making you watch. 235 00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:32,880 Frederick, I feel... 236 00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:34,549 what's that thing where your face goes like this? 237 00:11:34,582 --> 00:11:36,317 I have that too! 238 00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:41,255 - Frederick? - Yes? 239 00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:44,525 Do you think that maybe... 240 00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:49,931 It would make us feel better if we kissed each other? 241 00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:51,199 Maybe it will. 242 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,934 It won't be like kissing our beloveds, 243 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,937 but it will be like kissing somebody. 244 00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:08,616 Something about that kiss... 245 00:12:12,286 --> 00:12:14,255 Really reminded me of my beloved. 246 00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:16,290 - Me too. - Oh, Beatrice, 247 00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:19,027 will you ever forgive me for sending you to a nunnery? 248 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:21,462 - Oh, I forgot about that. - Oh, well, that's good. 249 00:12:21,496 --> 00:12:23,431 - But now I remember. - Damn it! 250 00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:25,466 But I forgive you, Frederick. 251 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,968 - Oh. - Accidents happen. 252 00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:29,003 Well, I should go. 253 00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:32,073 There's no use standing around here. 254 00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:33,274 Thank you for the feel-better kiss. 255 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:34,409 You're welcome. 256 00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:40,882 Fre... Fre... 257 00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:42,216 - Did you call my name? - No. 258 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,285 Hm, all right. 259 00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:46,587 Hey... 260 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,359 I used to have a ring just like that. 261 00:12:51,392 --> 00:12:53,895 Well, bye, Beatrice. 262 00:13:00,769 --> 00:13:03,172 I wonder whose ring this is. 263 00:13:03,894 --> 00:13:05,629 It's not even fun anymore. Frederick. 264 00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,531 It's Frederick! 265 00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:09,032 Frederick is your beloved! 266 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,101 It's his name on the ring! 267 00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:12,869 Frederick? 268 00:13:15,072 --> 00:13:16,974 We're very much alike. 269 00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:21,678 Who is this masked stranger? 270 00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:24,681 My Prince Charming left a clue. 271 00:13:24,715 --> 00:13:26,717 I met someone special at the ball. 272 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,618 That's odd, because I met a woman at the ball. 273 00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:31,088 And the only clue I have is this ring. 274 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,255 He left it inside me. 275 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,724 I used to have a ring just like that. 276 00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,025 Whose ring could this be? 277 00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:37,661 It's Frederick! 278 00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:39,196 Are you sure? 279 00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,236 It's not fun anymore. 280 00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:47,571 Frankly, I'm worried my brother and sister 281 00:13:47,604 --> 00:13:49,740 have debilitating brain infections. 282 00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:52,242 Oh, I hope it's not catching. 283 00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:55,112 I really feel like I've been coming into my own... 284 00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:56,580 lately. 285 00:13:57,814 --> 00:13:58,782 Well, I got sent to the treatment room, 286 00:13:58,815 --> 00:14:00,317 and it wasn't so bad. 287 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,451 I mean, I don't remember who I am 288 00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:04,955 or why every time I cough a pill pops out of my pussy, 289 00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:07,257 but I'm going home! 290 00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,593 Wherever that is. 291 00:14:14,164 --> 00:14:16,066 Ah, there you are. 292 00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,567 Are you sure you're cured? 293 00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:19,836 I thought you might be a lifer in there. 294 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,773 Where am I? Who are you? 295 00:14:22,806 --> 00:14:24,241 I came all the way out here 296 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:25,609 to do a patient transport. 297 00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:26,710 The least you could be is polite. 298 00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:29,046 Do you know how drunk I'd be if it weren't for this? 299 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:31,181 It's 10:00 a.m. I'd be blinkered to my gilders. 300 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:32,683 Now let's get you to the paddy wagon. 301 00:14:32,716 --> 00:14:34,851 Wait, your accent, 302 00:14:34,885 --> 00:14:37,788 it's making me feel as though I should mistreat you, 303 00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,289 but I have to tell you, sir, 304 00:14:39,323 --> 00:14:41,191 I haven't the foggiest idea who you are. 305 00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:42,893 Why, I'm Officer O'Kelly. 306 00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:45,329 I'm the one that took you here. Don't you remember? 307 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:48,799 That's just the thing. I don't remember anything. 308 00:14:48,832 --> 00:14:51,735 - I don't remember who I am. - So let me get this straight. 309 00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:53,170 You don't remember who you are, 310 00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:54,738 and you don't remember where you are. 311 00:14:56,707 --> 00:15:00,110 All right then, well, we should get you home, shouldn't we? 312 00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:02,112 - Home... - Come with me, dear. 313 00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:05,282 ? We move in slow motion ? 314 00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:06,683 ? We drinking all the potions ? 315 00:15:06,717 --> 00:15:07,684 ? Right ? 316 00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:10,187 Dodo! 317 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:11,822 Dodo! 318 00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,127 Two, three, four. 319 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:43,353 - I've been a fool for too long. - I've been a fool for too long! 320 00:15:43,387 --> 00:15:45,789 I've loved you since the moment I met you. 321 00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:49,059 I've loved you since the moment I met you. 322 00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:50,861 And now I want to tell you... 323 00:15:50,894 --> 00:15:53,697 Now I want to tell you... 324 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,866 I'm not actually sick. I was lying. 325 00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:58,669 I'm not actually sick. I was lying. 326 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:09,413 I am lying. 327 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,214 Truth be told, 328 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:15,018 I thought I could trick you into marrying me again. 329 00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:16,153 I'm sorry. 330 00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:20,857 I really had fun getting to know you. 331 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,995 Good bye, Dodo. 332 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,699 Good bye, Commodore. 333 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,470 - Commodore... - Yes? 334 00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:36,039 That's the first time in our entire marriage 335 00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:38,875 you've told me the truth. 336 00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:41,478 Oh, uh, I also brought you snakes! 337 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,914 S... 338 00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:47,050 What a charming and long-lasting gift. 339 00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:48,285 What? 340 00:16:48,318 --> 00:16:50,721 - Commodore... - Yes? 341 00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:52,389 Come upstairs. 342 00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,758 I'll be right there, darling! 343 00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:03,300 Oh, Dodo... 344 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,502 where does one even begin? 345 00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:11,375 I love the way you despise your children 346 00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:14,244 and the bulging vein in your forehead 347 00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:16,880 when you berate the servants. 348 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:20,484 I love your long, depleted bosoms. 349 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:24,021 But most of all, Dodo... 350 00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:26,757 I love you 351 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,259 and all the many women that you are. 352 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:34,431 Well, I suppose you're with 353 00:17:34,464 --> 00:17:37,834 the man you were always meant to be with. 354 00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:41,438 Perhaps now, he can appreciate you. 355 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:47,411 Oh, Commie! 356 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:50,314 Oh! Oh. 357 00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,236 Okay... 358 00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,903 Here's your kitchen, where you cook me 359 00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:58,856 three squares a day, of course, usually. 360 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,317 And this is the other room. Two total. 361 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,487 Just enough for our tiny little family, isn't it? 362 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,322 I live here? 363 00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:09,591 Oh, well, you don't just live here. 364 00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:12,360 This is where we eat, and this is where we pray. 365 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,828 And, of course... 366 00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:17,198 We make love here. 367 00:18:17,232 --> 00:18:18,566 I make love to you? 368 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,302 Why would I do that? 369 00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:22,337 Your face is physically ugly, 370 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,838 and you smell of steamed cabbage. 371 00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:25,173 It's boiled cabbage, dear, 372 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:27,008 and you make love to me with no protection, 373 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,877 because you're my wife. 374 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,979 I'm your wife? 375 00:18:31,012 --> 00:18:33,581 Well, if you say so. 376 00:18:41,089 --> 00:18:45,126 ? When my dreams come true ? 377 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,162 ? I will be with you ? 378 00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:49,297 ? And we'll be so right So right ? 379 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,301 ? Together every day ? 380 00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:55,370 No more. 381 00:18:55,403 --> 00:18:56,604 ? And night ? 382 00:18:56,638 --> 00:19:02,344 ? When my dreams come true ? 383 00:19:02,377 --> 00:19:04,012 ? When my dreams come true ? 384 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:11,086 So, my name is O'Kelly, 385 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,921 Kerrtrussel O'Kelly. 386 00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:14,422 Your name's Kerrtrussel? 387 00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:16,591 - Ay. - What's my name? 388 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,993 Oh, your name... 389 00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:23,665 Be Garbage... Ella. Garbagella. 390 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:26,301 Like Cinderella, but with more coffee grinds. 391 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:27,902 My name is Garbagella? 392 00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:30,405 - Ain't it though? - Hold on... 393 00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:32,907 if you're my husband, where's my ring? 394 00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:34,976 Uh, you hate jewelry. 395 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,311 You never liked it. 396 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,613 But you love oral sex. 397 00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:40,181 That's your big thing you love. 398 00:19:40,215 --> 00:19:43,184 You hate jewelry all day, but you love a good gaggin'. 399 00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:45,153 Oh, sorry! 400 00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:46,955 Come. Sit next to me 401 00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:50,325 on the green couch you love so much. 402 00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:58,066 - Kerrtrussel... - Hi, darling. 403 00:19:58,099 --> 00:20:01,469 Why do we live here? It's so terrible. 404 00:20:01,503 --> 00:20:06,074 Ay, it's not ideal, but it needs a woman's touch. 405 00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:09,277 That's right. A woman's nice, soft touch. 406 00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:13,114 Now take this, and make everything spit-shined 407 00:20:13,148 --> 00:20:14,482 to your liking. 408 00:20:14,516 --> 00:20:17,352 Oh, no. Am I a servant? 409 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:20,255 No, no, you're not a servant. You're a wife. 410 00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:22,190 The job description is roughly the same, 411 00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:24,426 but you'll figure it out. 412 00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,244 Hell's bells. 413 00:20:43,278 --> 00:20:45,547 Dodo! 414 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,515 Oh, Peepers. 415 00:20:54,709 --> 00:21:02,357 Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 416 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,695 Stare into space. 417 00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:07,431 That's what you do best. Just stare into space. 418 00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:09,466 And cry. 419 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,136 - Whatever you say. - Yes, whatever I say. 420 00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:14,338 That's music to my ears. 421 00:21:14,371 --> 00:21:15,506 If you say so.