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Previously on the Last Man On Earth

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The bomb is not in the piņata.

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- Hi, I'm Karl.
- So Jasper is...

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Still out in the wild? Yeah.

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We have to talk about Karl.

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Something is up with this gal.

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If you don't like him,
that probably ensures

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- he's a pretty good guy.
- You're not that person

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anymore. Stop it.

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These people are your friends.

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There has to be another way.

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What's he doing?

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Oh... farts.

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Oh, my God.

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Was he just...?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh. Edwina Mendoza, you did
not deserve to be vomited on.

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But if you saw what we just
saw, there was a man eating...

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He's doing it again.

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Barf quieter, bud.

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You're no barf church
mouse, either, bud.

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Crap, we got to get out of here.

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Our vomit steam is gonna give us away.

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Come on, come on.

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Is Karl back? Is Karl back?

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I haven't seen him.

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Well, we have seen
him, and it is not good.

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Yeah. W-We got here
as fast as we could,

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but we had to pull over
to hork, like, ten times.

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That's what this is.

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- That's disgusting.
- Ew.

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This is not the time to argue, okay?

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'Cause right now, we are like
the cast of the Jersey Shore.

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'Cause we got a "The Situation."

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All right. Karl is a bad dude.

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Ah. Here we go again.

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Would you lay off the guy already?

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We just followed him to a cemetery

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where we saw him dig
up a frigging grave,

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and then he reached into the...

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Ah...

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- I'm gonna go, bud.
- Well, if you go,

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I'm gonna go, bud.

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Oh, don't go.

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He reached into a frigging grave,

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and pulled out a dead dude and ate it.

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- Ate it.
- What?

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- What?
- Yeah.

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That's insane.

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- Todd saw it, too.
- I did.

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I was a witness. He tells what we saw.

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Well, that just can't be what happened.

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Yeah, there has to be
some logical explanation

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for all of this.

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Yeah, he was probably just too hungry

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to not eat human corpse meat.

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Okay, how far away were you?

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Uh, probably about a hundred yards.

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But we had binoculars.

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Which end were you looking into?

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The little end, Gail. The little end.

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Are you sure he wasn't
just playing a trick on you?

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He is very funny.

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And very smart, too.

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He's Karl.

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He was digging up a grave, okay?

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I am 100% sure about that.

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Is there a possibility that
that's not what you saw?

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Absolutely.

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Oh...

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Okay. Come on.

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- Come on!
- Thanks for nothing.

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Come on, come on.

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Keep your eyes peeled, bud.

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Like a banana, bud.

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Here he is, here he is.

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He's here, he's here!

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He's here, grab a weapon! Grab a weapon!

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- Okay, what? Uh...
- Oh, I got something.

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- Here, here. You take this.
- Oh, thanks.

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And I'll get this plate.

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Okay, everyone, just be
calm, cool, collected.

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Cool and collected. Go.

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Oh, poor Karl.

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I know. Well, it's a momentary

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bummer for Karl, but on the
flip, a pretty good show for us.

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- Mm. Yeah.
- Cool and casual.

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Here he comes, here he comes.

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Cool and casual. Cool
and collected and calm.

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A general subject.

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Hey, Karl.

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Hey, we almost forgot you were gone.

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Hey, Todd, look who it is.

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Whatever.

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So-so, uh,

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how about this freaking weather?

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Huh? Huh? Todd, engage in this.

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Give us your take.

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Yeah, it's been, uh, very similar.

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You know, uh, uh, consistent.

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Actually, no. I'm sorry, I mean similar.

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No... I'm-I'm sorry. I mean consistent.

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Whatever. Wha... Whatever, man.

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So, hey, Karl.

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So w-whatcha you been
getting up to, uh,

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you know, uh, location-wise?

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Oh, I was just, um, out at a graveyard.

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So-so-so you don't say?

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You don't say? Huh?

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Well, uh... and what were you
doing, on-on earth, out there?

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Well, I've been pretty stressed lately.

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Well, that's the logical
place for a mental reboot,

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- is what that is.
- Yeah.

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I needed to clear my head.

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Recenter myself.

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Now, Karl...

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Mm-hmm?

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What would you say if I
told you that Todd and I

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were at that there, that,
uh, cemetery tonight?

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Well, what did you see out there?

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Uh, from where we were perched,

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uh, we noticed, uh, you know,

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something rather alarming.

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Eh, stupefying, even.

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You did?

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See, looked to us...

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like maybe you had dug
your little fingie-wingies

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into a little cadavey-wavvy,

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and then took a teeny eeny
weenie little bitesy-witesy.

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Mm-hmm.

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And you want to sort of know
what that was all about, huh?

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Yeah.

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Look, the quick answer is: yeah.

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I took a couple little nibbles.

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Okay, I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.

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My name is Karl, and I am a cannibal.

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Oh, God, yes.

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It's like a weight has been lifted.

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Anyway, this has been such a day.

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So why don't we all get some sleep,

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and we can pick this up in the morning.

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It'll give you, uh, time

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to process this and formulate
some questions for me.

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And hey, I'm gonna have
some questions for you.

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It's a two-way street.

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This is a dialogue.

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Good people on both sides.

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All right. Well, good night, guys.

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Lock your doors. Mean that.

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Come insies.

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Hey, Karl.

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Uh... Now, I know you had mentioned

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having a chat in the morning,
but we think we might be able

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to cobble a little time together
right now, if you're up for it.

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Sure thing, Jelly Bean.

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It's bugging you, isn't it?

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Aw.

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Thank you.

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I realize it might be hard
for you to drink in that thing,

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so I brought you this crazy...

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I mean, "mentally abnormal" straw.

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Oh, nice.

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- Carol?
- Yeah?

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Whoa! Hey!

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I gotcha there.

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Sorry. Oh, it's too soon.
It's too soon. I'm sorry.

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In all seriousness, though,
you're gonna want to keep

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a five-foot radius.

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That's what I call the lunge zone.

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Noted.

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Okay, I know what you guys are thinking.

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Is it a problem?

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Sure, yeah, big-time problem.

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So, let's get into it.

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D-Do you want to kill us?

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Do I want to kill you? Well...

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that's why I came back here.

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What the...?

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No, wait. It's a miscommunication.

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I came back because, guys,

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I do want to kill you.

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- Okay, you just said that.
- That's exactly

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- what you just said.
- I'm sorry, um,

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I left too long of a pause in there.

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I do want to kill you, but...

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See, the pause works better
there, after the "but." But...

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I wanted you to know
that I wanted to kill you

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before I did kill you.

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This making sense?

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- No.
- Not really.

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I've-I've battled a lot
of demons in my life.

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But after spending all
that time in prison,

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I thought I had them beat.

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And I'm finding out now
that maybe I'm not as strong

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as I... I hoped I'd be.

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So you don't want to kill us?

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I desperately don't want to kill you.

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But you might kill us anyway?

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I mean...

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Karl, could you give us one sec?

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I think it's safe to say

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we're way beyond the stocks on this one.

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We have to kill him.

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- Melissa...
- No, no.

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We can't decide who lives or dies.

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- We're not J.K. Rowling.
- I-I got it.

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You know, when I was a kid, my
dad caught me with a cigarette.

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He made me smoke the whole
pack right in front of him.

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I say we take him back to the grave

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and make him eat that
whole corpse in one sitting.

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We're trying to get rid
of him, not cure him.

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We have to kill him!

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- We're not murderers.
- No.

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All we do is drive
him out to the desert,

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tell him to check the
tire, and just take off.

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Like you did to me, bud?

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Uh, but didn't do to
you, 'cause you're great.

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But, yeah. W-What I didn't do to Todd.

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Guys, how many times
do I have to say this?

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We have to kill him.

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- Melissa! No!
- No.

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Look, we don't want to kill him.

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Obviously, we don't want him around.

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I think I have a solution.

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So, I said to him, "I
already paid for a fill-up.

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I'm paying for air, too?"

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I mean, what's next?

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They're gonna package
gravity, make me buy that?

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Or vision?

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You know, I can't
open my eyes if I don't

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pay the oil companies?

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You know, it's just,
no. Enough is enough.

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Well, here we are.

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Oh, can I finish the story?

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- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.

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So, I just left. Right? I just drove off

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with a partially inflated tire.

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After a couple minutes, you
know, I kind of cooled down.

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I came back, right, to apologize.

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But Dane already finished his shift.

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- He was gone.
- No way.

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I come back the next day, right,
with a cup of coffee for him.

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I got it for free in
the lobby at a hotel.

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Regardless, he appreciated the gesture.

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- Right?
- Yeah.

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And it just... it just shows you.

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I mean, think about
that. It just shows you.

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- It shows all of us.
- Yeah.

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Worth the wait. Worth the wait.

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So, uh, guess this is it.

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- Yep.
- Hey,

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we'll check in on you from time to time.

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- Really?
- To see if you're dead.

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Oh, yeah, of course.

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Well... what do you say, you know?

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It's, uh... it's been a...

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- God, why is this so hard?
- I don't know.

258
00:11:00,432 --> 00:11:02,032
- You know?
- Guys,

259
00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:03,786
you're doing the right thing.

260
00:11:07,725 --> 00:11:09,531
Go on! Go on! Git! Git!

261
00:11:09,556 --> 00:11:12,795
Ya! Ya! Hah-oh!

262
00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:15,118
- Bye, Karl.
- Bye, bud.

263
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:19,001
- Uh, you want to give me a hand?
- Yeah.

264
00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:23,126
- You know what I mean.
- Let's chain her up.

265
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,812
Okay.

266
00:11:32,812 --> 00:11:35,398
Well, that closes that chapter.

267
00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:40,790
Hey.

268
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,124
How'd it go?

269
00:11:42,193 --> 00:11:43,860
It's done.

270
00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:44,927
Where you headed off to?

271
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:45,962
Going to the store.

272
00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,763
I thought you just went yesterday?

273
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,940
A different store.

274
00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:50,898
Period stuff?

275
00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:52,835
Yeah.

276
00:11:52,904 --> 00:11:54,036
Yeah, I could drive you, hon.

277
00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:56,038
Yeah. I was gonna head back
out and look for Jasper.

278
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:58,229
We never made it past the prison, so...

279
00:11:58,254 --> 00:12:00,308
Oh. No, that's okay. Um,
it's gonna be a quick trip.

280
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,299
So, I'll see you later.

281
00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:02,945
It's period stuff.

282
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,847
Yeah.

283
00:12:05,878 --> 00:12:08,503
So, you thinking of
coming back anytime soon?

284
00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:10,887
And there's no pressure
on my end, but...

285
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,918
Todd misses you,

286
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:17,042
and I don't think I can
hold him off forever.

287
00:12:19,337 --> 00:12:21,931
Okay. See you tomorrow?

288
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,751
Jasper!

289
00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:36,638
Jasper?

290
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,373
What the hell?

291
00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:54,262
Oh, God, he's out.

292
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,585
Guys! Guys!

293
00:12:57,626 --> 00:12:58,920
Karl is out!

294
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:00,001
Karl is out!

295
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,285
- What?
- What do you mean he's "out"?

296
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,793
I mean the prison is open. He is out!

297
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,084
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gol. You lock the doors.

298
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,208
You got to get the babies!

299
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,220
Where are you going, hon?

300
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,223
I... I'm going to get Jasper.

301
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,925
How are you gonna do that?

302
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:16,252
I know where he is.

303
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,959
He's been living by the
prison, so I have to go get him.

304
00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:22,200
Wait, what? You knew where
Jasper was this whole time?

305
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,095
I-I should go.

306
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,616
No, we need to talk about this.

307
00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:28,592
But can't it wait? There's
a killer on the loose.

308
00:13:28,626 --> 00:13:29,709
He could be anywhere.

309
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:52,663
I'm back...

310
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,710
? Bennie ?

311
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,804
? Bennie, Bennie ?

312
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,951
? Bennie, Bennie and the Jets. ?

313
00:14:04,842 --> 00:14:06,559
Yeah, I got out, like, right away.

314
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,864
It was so easy.

315
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,815
Guess I was just so motivated to
get back here and see you guys.

316
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,294
It's all I needed.

317
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,386
It's a real testament to setting goals.

318
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,555
Oh, well, what the hell we gonna do now?

319
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:22,627
Look... I know the person
I want to be deep inside.

320
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,072
But I also know who I am.

321
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,250
And I'm just gonna keep coming back.

322
00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:34,926
You know what you need to do.

323
00:14:39,148 --> 00:14:41,047
So, how do we do this?

324
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:44,350
Well, first of all, are
there any volunteers?

325
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:51,542
Oh, sure. Everyone looks at
me when someone needs killing.

326
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,267
No, I don't want to do it.

327
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:56,056
I took the liberty of
cutting up some straws.

328
00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:59,345
Yeah, I guess drawing straws
is as fair as anything.

329
00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:01,732
You know how it works.

330
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:04,172
Nobody can back out.

331
00:15:04,276 --> 00:15:05,909
Fair is fair.

332
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,585
You got to draw one, hon.

333
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,489
I know. We are talking
about murdering someone,

334
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,757
so... just give me a second.

335
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:39,710
Okay, hold out your straws.

336
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,809
Oh.

337
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,936
Hey, Care Bear.

338
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,770
You okay?

339
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,666
Yeah. I'm all bubbles and baubles.

340
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,917
Thanks for asking.

341
00:16:21,478 --> 00:16:23,399
You know I'm not gonna let you do it.

342
00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:25,516
Well, then who's gonna do it?

343
00:16:25,832 --> 00:16:27,932
- Me.
- No, Tandy.

344
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:31,522
Fair is fair and I
drew the shortest straw.

345
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:33,733
Did you?

346
00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:38,891
Tandy.

347
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,440
You said it yourself.

348
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:42,432
Fair is fair.

349
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:56,543
You know I-I cut my straw, right?

350
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:58,502
Yeah, I know.

351
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,169
'Cause mine was one
of the longer straws.

352
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,693
I mean, we all saw it.

353
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,455
Thanks, Tandy.

354
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,558
I'm not doing this
for that, Carol. Okay?

355
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,035
I already got more than
enough praise inside.

356
00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:11,796
I tried to cut it privately,

357
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,532
but it ended up being
a rather public affair.

358
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,311
Had to borrow scissors and, you know,

359
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,935
cried a little bit and such.

360
00:17:18,574 --> 00:17:20,504
But yeah, you're welcome.

361
00:17:20,529 --> 00:17:23,763
This is, uh, gonna be very hard for me.

362
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,168
You ready?

363
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:41,934
Yeah, thanks for indulging me.

364
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,961
Just put on some brown underwear,

365
00:17:43,986 --> 00:17:45,271
you know, obvious reasons.

366
00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:49,175
Of course. Uh, so I created
a little death area for you.

367
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:51,344
So if you could, uh, please
just make your way over

368
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,584
to this little coffin right here.

369
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,669
I'd appreciate it.

370
00:17:57,218 --> 00:18:00,286
Hmm, interesting choice.

371
00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:02,729
You don't like it.

372
00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:04,090
No, no, no. I love it.

373
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:09,332
Hey. I love it.

374
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:13,684
Well, thank you.

375
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,112
Look, the group wanted to be here,

376
00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:19,182
but they really didn't want to be here.

377
00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:21,567
Well, please tell them good-bye for me.

378
00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:24,187
Gals! Karl says good-bye!

379
00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:26,744
- Bye, Karl!
- So long, Karl!

380
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,959
- See ya!
- Thank you!

381
00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:33,352
Well, uh, if you don't mind,
uh, this is very hard for me.

382
00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:37,451
So to separate myself from the
grim reality of the situation,

383
00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:41,452
I thought it'd be helpful to
do a, uh, a theme execution.

384
00:18:41,477 --> 00:18:42,395
Love it.

385
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:43,680
Oh, good.

386
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,932
Now, I've chosen the
Broadway smash, Hamilton.

387
00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:48,000
And obviously, I'll
be Alexander Hamilton

388
00:18:48,036 --> 00:18:49,268
and you will be Aaron Berg.

389
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,170
- Burr.
- You need a sweater?

390
00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:52,827
I'm fine.

391
00:18:52,852 --> 00:18:55,374
I guess it's not gonna matter
in a few minutes anyway, huh?

392
00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:57,567
Well, this is it.

393
00:18:57,592 --> 00:19:00,212
So, uh, I'm gonna turn around,

394
00:19:00,452 --> 00:19:03,653
walk ten paces, and
then pull out the gun

395
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:06,218
and shoot you in the face.

396
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:10,056
Um, if it's okay, it would
help me take my mind off things

397
00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:11,924
if I could keep playing this.

398
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,808
I know it's anachronistic
for the Hamilton time period,

399
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,197
but so was rap and people
seemed to like that.

400
00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:21,154
Hey, cube it up.

401
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,104
Practice shot, vase!

402
00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:27,921
Ah. Sucker moved on me.

403
00:19:27,946 --> 00:19:29,438
Is it over?

404
00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:31,944
Practice shot! Doing it now!

405
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:35,047
Okay, uh, bye again, Karl!

406
00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:37,848
Bye! Who's that, Gail?

407
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,251
Carol!

408
00:19:39,287 --> 00:19:40,686
Sorry.

409
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:43,990
I'm gonna get your names right
if it's the last thing I do.

410
00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:45,291
Oh.

411
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:47,360
Which, I guess, you know...

412
00:19:47,699 --> 00:19:49,432
It begins.

413
00:20:07,595 --> 00:20:09,348
One...

414
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,001
two...

415
00:20:12,805 --> 00:20:13,632
three...

416
00:20:13,657 --> 00:20:15,868
- So I move this around here.
- Four...

417
00:20:15,893 --> 00:20:17,323
This will easily go in...

418
00:20:17,358 --> 00:20:20,259
- Five paces! Halfway there!
- Take your time.

419
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:21,644
I'm almost finished with this cube.

420
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,001
Six... seven...

421
00:20:24,032 --> 00:20:26,756
- Mm, almost there.
- Eight...

422
00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:28,394
nine...

423
00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:33,139
ten.

424
00:20:33,174 --> 00:20:35,777
Oh. Hello.

425
00:20:35,846 --> 00:20:37,902
Here we go.

426
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,554
Ooh! Neato! Got it!

427
00:20:40,579 --> 00:20:42,212
I can't do...

428
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:57,292
Did you do it?

429
00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:00,500
Oh... he gone.

430
00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:05,918
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