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Oh, oh!

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Everybody's favorite skanky
demon Ruby is back,

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and she's yanking Brandy's chain.

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- Let me go.
- We need to kill her. Now.

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We need a Kandarian dagger.

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Guys, I found it!

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I think we need to get out
of here right now.

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Run!

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Dalton! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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It was Pablo.

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Pablo did this to you?

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What the hell are you doing
in my house, creep-o?

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Enjoying the company
of the granddaughter

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I never knew I had.

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Ah!

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I wish you were the one that was dead.

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I didn't even kill him,
because he's already dead!

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Oh!

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Come on.

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Come on. Let go.

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Pablo, you and those
cheap imported parts!

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Jesus.

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Nice try, Ruby.

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You think I'm stupid?

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You think I don't know
my own father when I see him?

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Poor Ashley.

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Life just keeps serving up
the shit sandwichs.

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Uh, speak of the devil.

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What are you doing here, Pop?

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I don't know.

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Something disturbed my grave,
pulled me back.

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I always wanted to be a ghost.

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Well, it's nice to see you.

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Even though I'm looking through you.

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Cool, huh?

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Whoa!

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What the hell is this?

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Ah, it's pretty convoluted.

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Ruby was using you to make me look bad

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in front of my daughter.

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Well, it looks like she succeeded.

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Yeah.

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Oh, hold on there, did you say daughter?

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Yeah. I just found out a few days ago.

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Her name is Brandy.

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Well, look at you. My boy's a father.

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H-Hell, that makes me a grandfather.

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Damn, you miss so much when you're dead.

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What's she like?

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Stubborn as shit...

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and she hates my guts.

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Well, she's smart. I like her already.

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Where is she?

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I don't know. She freaked out
when she saw this.

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Called me a monster.

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Look, fatherhood ain't easy.

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Lord knows, I learned the hard way.

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Uh, Ash, you remember the night I died?

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There's something I've kept from you.

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What is it, Pop?

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Something so vital, that...

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the fabric of your life may begin...

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How could I forget, cost me 300 bucks

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to get the fender pounded out.

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You spent more on that damn fender

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than you did on my funeral, cheapskate.

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That's not true... ish.

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Well, it's still a shit way to go.

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Anyway, this is way bigger
than your fender.

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Okay, so tell me.

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Oh, no. I'm not going to tell you.

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I want to show you.

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Ash, Pablo is dick deep in trouble...

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Oh, shit.

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Ash?

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Fuck.

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Anybody home?

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If you're a Deadite,
I'm in no fucking mood.

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Ah! Brandy.

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I forgot my phone.

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But you're okay?

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Okay?

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Ash just sliced open some guy
I thought was my grandfather

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with a chainsaw.

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I'm so far from okay,
I don't even know what okay is.

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Makes high school seem
a lot less awful, am I right?

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Okay, where's Ash?

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I don't know.

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And no offense, but I've had enough

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of my delusional old man,
and his muchachos.

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I'm getting my shit,
and I'm getting out of here.

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Hold up, Daria. Okay?

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Bodies are dropping left and right,

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some of them friends of mine,

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and since this has something
to do with you,

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I need you to stay close.

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How do you even deal with him?

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I mean, I don't really have a choice,

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because he's my father, but you...

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Ash may be a perverted drunk
with racist tendencies,

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but he has his moments.

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Evil killed my parents, too.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, well, I passed go on that
horror show a long time ago.

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Ash is probably at
the hardware store, right?

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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Pablo!

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- Whoo!
- Pablo!

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You're up way past your bedtime!

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Brandy, run!

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- Uh, I can't!
- Hold on!

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Young virgin meat!

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Fuck!

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So moist...

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and soft!

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Brandy!

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Shit!

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Come on! Ah!

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Where is he?

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Where did he go?

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Shit. Where's the dagger?

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It fell. I...

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Got it.

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Go to the trailer!

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- Run!
- Where you going?!

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Run! Run! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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That was just the appetizer!

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I'm ready for the main course!

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What the hell happened to him?

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It's not his fault.

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Evil fucked him,
like it fucked everything.

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Ah!

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He's going to get in!

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Maybe, but not through the windows.

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Ash upgraded this piece of shit
with bulletproof glass.

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I can bang, bang, bang, all night long!

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Shit! I left my cell in the truck.

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- Give me yours.
- Mine's dead.

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Ah!

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If you don't let me in, I'll huff...

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and I'll puff...

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and I'll blow this fucking
trailer apart!

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What are we supposed to do?

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Just wait until Ash comes
back and saves us?

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I don't think that's a plan.

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Okay, what's with the snow?

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And why is it daylight all of a sudden?

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- What? Did I pass out?
- No... you didn't pass out.

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Well, what happened
to all my Ashy Slashy stuff?

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Uh, this is the past.

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Look, I'm showing you a memory.

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My memory.

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Come on.

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Ah!

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Wow. Talk about "two steps back."

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Haven't you seen "It's a Wonderful Life"?

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Where an angel shows a guy his old life,

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so he can learn from the past.

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Are you a ghost, or an angel?

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What the hell difference does it make?

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The point is, I'm tryin'
to show you something.

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Now just watch.

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- Whoa.
- Ho, ho, ho, ho!

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Double vision.

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When was this?

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Mm, 2012.

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Mr. Williams? Brock Williams?

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If this is about my mortgage,
the check's in the mail.

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- No. I'm here...
- Water?

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- Electric?
- No, I just want to know,

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is Ashley Joanna Williams your son?

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Oh, hell.

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Thanks for that name, by the way.

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That name gave you thick skin.

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Yeah, thick from all
the playground beatings.

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What are you crying about?

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It did you good. Look at you now.

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Um, I guess.

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...and believe me, I wouldn't be here

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if it weren't a matter
of life and death.

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- Uh...
- Your son is in grave danger,

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targeted by an evil that threatens to...

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An "evil?" Get lost, ding-dong.

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I'm trying to sell hardware here.

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Way to warn me.

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Uh, for all I know, he could've
been a porn salesman.

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You need to see this.

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These pages were torn
from a book of evil

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known as the Necronomicon.

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Centuries ago, my ancestors
fought and died,

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to keep this away from
the forces of darkness.

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Son of a bitch.

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The guy's got the lost pages.

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You mean that "book" crap was for real?

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- Ding-dong.
- Uh, hold on.

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Uh, who did you say you were with?

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We call ourselves
the Knights of Sumeria.

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The who with the huh?

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That's exactly what I said!

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- I know how this sounds...
- Wait a second.

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I think Kelly is bonking
one of those guys.

203
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...but I believe a Dark One
has taken human form

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to walk the Earth,
searching for the Book.

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If the demon finds it, it's a sign

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that the end of times are near.

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Dark One? He's talking about Ruby.

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- Who?
- Sasquatch.

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Oh, Ruby.

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But these pages also hold the secret

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to destroying this evil,

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and your son is the key.

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I have to find him before it's too late.

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Well, you listen up, boy.

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My son babbled on about
"evil" just like you.

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It ruined his life.
It ruined my family's life.

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Now Ashley may have turned and run

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when he should have stayed and fought,

219
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but I'm sure as shit
not siccing some nut bag

220
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preaching evil mumbo jumbo on him.

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I got to talk to that guy!

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You can't. It's-it's a memory.

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But I'm not leaving until you
tell me how I can find your son.

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The fate of humanity
hangs in the balance.

225
00:10:03,662 --> 00:10:05,965
Look, I'm fetching some
supplies from downstairs.

226
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,366
You got a cellar here?

227
00:10:07,466 --> 00:10:08,800
You better be gone when I come back,

228
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or I'm going to let you have some

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of Ike & Tina Turner's Greatest Hits.

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Mr. Williams, I'm begging you.

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00:10:14,839 --> 00:10:16,641
Yeah? Well, now you can do it in High C!

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Ooh!

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00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,420
Hey, dipshit. You okay down there?

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Oh, boy.

235
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,896
Holy shit, he looks dead.

236
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Is he dead? Why am I asking you?

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It's quiet.

238
00:10:46,038 --> 00:10:47,606
Maybe he...

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00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:50,109
Let me in! I just want to play!

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The one time I actually need my dad,

241
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and he's probably out on a beer run.

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Kelly, come on! It's me!

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Your powerful vagina.

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Yeah, right now you're my
powerful pain in the ass!

245
00:11:02,587 --> 00:11:04,023
Check for something to hold him down.

246
00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:06,591
There's got to be duct tape,
maybe some rope...

247
00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:07,926
How about guns and knives?

248
00:11:08,027 --> 00:11:09,928
No! That is Pablo out there.

249
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I don't want to kill him,
I want to help him.

250
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You find anything?

251
00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:19,638
There's nothing but nasty old man shit.

252
00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:22,474
God, I can't believe I share
DNA with that dipshit.

253
00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:25,344
Okay, you know what?
Time out for real talk.

254
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I know it seems like
Ash ruined your life.

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00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,879
- Kel.
- Okay, maybe he has a little bit,

256
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:31,416
but, everything he's done
since he knew you existed

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was to protect you.

258
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That include publicly accusing
my counselor of being a demon?

259
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,157
Yes, Brandy, because
your counselor is a demon.

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- Her name is Ruby, and...
- Oh, my God! Not you too!

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You know what? You're as
stubborn as your old ma...

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Ow! Ow!

263
00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,500
Fucking Pablo couldn't be a vegan!

264
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,835
Sit. I'll-I'll find
something to bandage that.

265
00:11:50,935 --> 00:11:53,138
Damn it. Mm!

266
00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,178
Kelly!

267
00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:00,779
So you guys are close, huh?

268
00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:02,447
Beyond close.

269
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:06,318
Pablo and I are... bound by blood.

270
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,387
- What, like in a family way?
- No.

271
00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:10,955
In the axing demons,
and getting covered in guts way.

272
00:12:11,056 --> 00:12:12,424
That's messed up.

273
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:16,195
But Brandy, I saw Ash's picture
in that stupid Book.

274
00:12:16,295 --> 00:12:17,396
A demon called him "the Savior."

275
00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:19,564
Hold on, you don't actually
think that Ash is...

276
00:12:19,664 --> 00:12:21,933
Is our only hope
in the fight against evil?

277
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,069
Hard to believe sometimes, but yeah.

278
00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:28,140
- Ah!
- Oh, Kelly...

279
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,641
open up!

280
00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:32,191
I'm still hungry!

281
00:12:33,011 --> 00:12:34,113
We're totally fucked.

282
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:37,749
Yeah, in Ash's orbit,
that's called "Tuesday."

283
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,452
That was your big secret?

284
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,853
"Something so vital,

285
00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:44,123
"the fabric of your life may unravel?"

286
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:45,957
- Yeah...
- That guy was my only hope

287
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,559
to end this frigging nightmare, Pop!

288
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,828
And you killed him! Why is that good?

289
00:12:49,928 --> 00:12:53,232
I wanted you... see I was trying
to look out for you, son,

290
00:12:53,332 --> 00:12:54,766
even when you thought I wasn't.

291
00:12:54,866 --> 00:12:58,970
Damn it, you were supposed
to get all warm and mushy.

292
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,705
What? You just left?!

293
00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:02,274
Um, with a corpse in the cellar?

294
00:13:02,374 --> 00:13:04,876
You're damn straight.
Business was shit anyway.

295
00:13:04,976 --> 00:13:06,745
He took his tumble, I locked the doors.

296
00:13:06,845 --> 00:13:08,447
Got the hell out of here,
and never looked back.

297
00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:10,482
Okay, so the dead guy,
and those missing pages

298
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,217
are still down there?

299
00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,447
Wow, okay, get me out of this memory.

300
00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:28,500
Where the hell is he?

301
00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:31,770
Don't look at me.

302
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,872
Time to clean up another mess.

303
00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:38,243
Scared are we?

304
00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:39,444
I've had a little experience

305
00:13:39,544 --> 00:13:41,780
with dead bodies in cellars, Dad.

306
00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:20,252
Dad, you coming?

307
00:14:20,352 --> 00:14:22,120
Don't do that!

308
00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:58,357
Hello.

309
00:14:58,457 --> 00:15:00,425
God forbid the furnace guy shows up.

310
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,394
That bastard ate my Spam.

311
00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:03,928
That was my civil defense stash.

312
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,798
The guy ate it because somebody
locked him in the cellar, Dad.

313
00:15:06,898 --> 00:15:08,300
He was trying to survive.

314
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,734
Oh. Not my fault.

315
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,803
He's the one who took the header.

316
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,778
Pull the chain, dummy.

317
00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:27,519
Good luck washing that off.

318
00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:33,958
Good old Necronomicon.

319
00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,396
Same type of writing.

320
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:53,011
Maybe this guy was trying
to piece something together.

321
00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:55,380
Something he found in these pages.

322
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,391
Well, Pablo has this weird
writing all over him.

323
00:16:06,491 --> 00:16:07,959
Maybe he can decipher it.

324
00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:18,837
Oh, no!

325
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,409
What do you see?

326
00:16:24,509 --> 00:16:26,044
Ooh! Oh!

327
00:16:26,144 --> 00:16:27,346
Help!

328
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,217
Whoa, that little hottie looks familiar.

329
00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:31,716
Oh, no! Oh, no...!

330
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:35,454
Wait a second. That's Brandy's
musician friend, from school.

331
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:46,005
The hell is happening in there?

332
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,400
Oh, no!

333
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,470
Oh!

334
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,573
Shit!

335
00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:57,175
Pop! A little help!

336
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,309
I'm coming, son!

337
00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:02,647
I'm a ghost, dumbass, I got nothing!

338
00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:16,861
Ahh! Ooh, ooh! My hammy!

339
00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:51,329
Whoa, that looked like it hurt.

340
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,965
Did I mention I hate cellars?

341
00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:55,467
This is just great.

342
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:58,503
Evil is harassing my daughter,
my father's a ghost,

343
00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,105
and I got this crazy shit in my cellar!

344
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,373
It's time to man up, son.

345
00:18:02,474 --> 00:18:03,875
You got that right.

346
00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:06,377
I'm going to track down
this so-called Ms. Prevett,

347
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:08,647
and deal with Ruby once and for all.

348
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:12,617
"Prevett?" I used to go bowling
with a cutie by that name.

349
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,719
She had that place out on Old Mill Road.

350
00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:18,189
You know if Ruby's using Prevett's name,

351
00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:19,658
maybe she's camping out there.

352
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,159
Uh-oh.

353
00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:22,827
I think my time is up.

354
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:26,164
You make sure you tell that
Brandy all about me.

355
00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:27,766
Just the good stuff, though.

356
00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:28,733
I will, Pop.

357
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:32,170
Son... you're gonna be a great father.

358
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:33,505
You really mean that?

359
00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,039
No.

360
00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:41,880
Ruby.

361
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,047
Kaya?

362
00:18:43,147 --> 00:18:44,616
Is that you?

363
00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:47,351
The portal to the netherworld
has been established.

364
00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:49,320
It's only a matter of time
before the Dark Ones

365
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,622
will break free.

366
00:18:50,722 --> 00:18:52,172
Well, we got to find it, and destroy it

367
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:53,688
before they have a chance to escape.

368
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,502
The Knights must be the ones
responsible for the rift.

369
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,663
Those numbskulls are still around?

370
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,966
One of them has made contact
with the Prophesied One.

371
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,470
The Prophecy's begun.

372
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:06,938
How can I find this knight?

373
00:19:07,038 --> 00:19:10,441
Where was the Book first
unleashed in these times?

374
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,377
The cabin.

375
00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:15,547
Let me help you.

376
00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,315
If the Dark Ones learn
I've been talking to you,

377
00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:20,018
they will swallow my soul.

378
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,452
You owe me this.

379
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:25,690
Free me, and I'll stand with you again.

380
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,628
I'll free you when I find
a suitable host.

381
00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:31,563
And once the Prophesied One
is killed at the hands

382
00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:34,465
of his own offspring,
we'll have so much power

383
00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:38,302
the Dark Ones won't be able to stop us.

384
00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:42,373
Help! Fuck!

385
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,542
See what drugs you can find,

386
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:46,477
like some pain killers, whatever.

387
00:19:46,578 --> 00:19:49,180
Kelly...

388
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,316
- Kelly...
- Oh, fuck.

389
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,185
He got in. How did he get in?

390
00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:56,087
- Shh!
- Kelly?

391
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:57,856
Hold on.

392
00:19:57,956 --> 00:19:59,190
Kelly...

393
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,728
Oh, Kelly...

394
00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:09,568
Kelly...

395
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,339
Holy fuck face!

396
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:17,075
Come here, Kelly.

397
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,342
Give me a kiss!

398
00:20:28,386 --> 00:20:30,188
Yeah, yeah.

399
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:32,290
Betrayer!

400
00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:55,714
Hey.

401
00:20:55,814 --> 00:20:57,649
You with me, Knight boy?

402
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,819
What did you do?

403
00:21:02,453 --> 00:21:05,123
Pushed away the evil, just for a bit.

404
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,891
We need to talk.

405
00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:10,695
You're Ruby...
the Dark One from the legend.

406
00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:14,465
And you're the descendent
of those knucklehead Knights.

407
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,434
It's a pity, I thought
I'd killed you all.

408
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,336
You thought wrong, witch.

409
00:21:18,436 --> 00:21:21,205
How many more of your delusional
morons are out there?

410
00:21:21,305 --> 00:21:22,674
Enough to kill you...

411
00:21:22,774 --> 00:21:26,144
and send you straight to hell.

412
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,347
Wrong response.

413
00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:35,319
For the record, hell is not my turf.

414
00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:39,090
- Where's the rift?
- The what?

415
00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:41,159
The rift you opened with the lost pages.

416
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:42,360
Where is it?

417
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:46,197
Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you.

418
00:21:46,297 --> 00:21:48,299
But I'll tell you this.

419
00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:50,635
We found the Kandarian dagger.

420
00:21:50,735 --> 00:21:53,772
And the ones who have it,
know all about you.

421
00:21:56,407 --> 00:21:58,242
Who's got it?

422
00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:00,311
I want names.

423
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,487
Lovely.

424
00:22:09,587 --> 00:22:10,655
You know what, I'm just going to wait

425
00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:12,090
for evil to take you back,

426
00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:14,492
and... then you're going to tell me

427
00:22:14,592 --> 00:22:15,960
anything I want to know.

428
00:22:18,697 --> 00:22:20,164
Shit!

429
00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:41,686
Okay, Ruby... it's just you and me.

430
00:22:44,803 --> 00:22:45,924
Come on out.

431
00:22:46,024 --> 00:22:49,427
I got sandwiches,
and a nice buttery Chardonnay.

432
00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:52,731
Ruby!

433
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,436
All right.

434
00:23:00,071 --> 00:23:01,072
Lucky her.

435
00:23:10,148 --> 00:23:11,482
Oh.

436
00:23:11,582 --> 00:23:13,684
The real Mrs. Prevett, I presume.

437
00:23:15,955 --> 00:23:19,223
? Byssan ?

438
00:23:19,323 --> 00:23:21,142
? Lull... ?

439
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,746
Ooh!

440
00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:19,641
Excuse me, um... looking
for a lady named Ruby...

441
00:24:19,704 --> 00:24:21,206
Shh.

442
00:24:33,031 --> 00:24:36,134
It's just a kid sucking his thumb.

443
00:24:36,234 --> 00:24:37,535
Not his thumb.

444
00:24:41,072 --> 00:24:44,809
Okay, that's a choking hazard.

445
00:24:56,587 --> 00:24:57,922
Shh!

446
00:25:23,547 --> 00:25:26,250
? Byssan lull ?

447
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:27,852
? Koka... ?

448
00:25:30,221 --> 00:25:31,355
Crap.

449
00:25:32,957 --> 00:25:35,326
My hand's stuck. I can't get it off.

450
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,977
Hey.

451
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,551
Hey, hey, large foreign person.

452
00:26:00,651 --> 00:26:01,785
Easy, relax.

453
00:26:01,886 --> 00:26:05,123
I've dealt with kids like this before.

454
00:26:10,586 --> 00:26:12,655
What's "Norway" for "up shit's creek?"

455
00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:17,772
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