1 00:00:00,305 --> 00:00:02,352 Previously on "Another Period"... 2 00:00:02,353 --> 00:00:03,520 I was kidnapped 3 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,422 and I was forced to have sex on camera. 4 00:00:05,490 --> 00:00:07,091 Ah. You've come for me. 5 00:00:07,157 --> 00:00:08,225 - Beatrice. - Beatrice. 6 00:00:08,291 --> 00:00:09,926 Beatrice, you're a slut. Smile. 7 00:00:09,993 --> 00:00:11,629 Beatrice is a vacant, useless whore, 8 00:00:11,696 --> 00:00:13,197 and that's all she'll ever be. 9 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,800 You're just jealous because I'm a star and you're not. 10 00:00:26,377 --> 00:00:27,545 What's the point of living 11 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,447 when Beatrice is famous and I'm not? 12 00:00:39,023 --> 00:00:41,859 Oh, Cutie, what's the point of anything 13 00:00:42,179 --> 00:00:43,425 when people you don't even care about 14 00:00:43,493 --> 00:00:45,691 don't know your name or anything about you? 15 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:47,999 Let's kill ourselves together. 16 00:00:48,066 --> 00:00:51,702 Going to miss our custom-made suicide outfits. 17 00:00:51,768 --> 00:00:53,836 Come get me, train. 18 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:00,447 - Ah. - What in.... 19 00:01:01,544 --> 00:01:03,347 Hey, if you're trying to kill yourself, 20 00:01:03,413 --> 00:01:06,388 this train ain't coming through here again till Tuesday. 21 00:01:06,951 --> 00:01:07,662 Shit. 22 00:01:07,955 --> 00:01:10,211 Here, give this a read. Kill some time. 23 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,458 I apologize for its stickiness, but that Beatrice Bellacourt... 24 00:01:14,524 --> 00:01:18,327 ooh, she makes it flow, if you feel me, huh? 25 00:01:25,902 --> 00:01:28,705 Oh, and you might want to try lying diagonal. 26 00:01:28,771 --> 00:01:31,207 Train'll shred you up real good that way. 27 00:01:31,274 --> 00:01:32,609 Worked on my wife. 28 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:35,412 "Lucky Chang's Casino." _ 29 00:01:35,479 --> 00:01:36,549 It's a sign. 30 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,883 Who was that dirty angel? 31 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,808 Cutie, there's no problem that gambling can't solve. 32 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:45,699 Chinese-town, here we come. 33 00:01:57,625 --> 00:02:00,774 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 34 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:14,184 How about this one, Mother? 35 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:16,218 Eww. Still too gummy. 36 00:02:16,285 --> 00:02:18,695 This is how a lady smiles. 37 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:23,994 Faces are hard. 38 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,429 Eww. Frederick got present skin on me. Get it off. 39 00:02:26,497 --> 00:02:27,898 Get it off. 40 00:02:27,964 --> 00:02:29,306 - Very sorry, Madam. - Ugh. 41 00:02:29,307 --> 00:02:32,035 Master Frederick, where did you get all these presents? 42 00:02:32,103 --> 00:02:34,738 Oh, these are simply expensive gifts that I'm accepting 43 00:02:34,804 --> 00:02:37,131 in exchange for political favors. 44 00:02:38,374 --> 00:02:41,479 This one is from the Buffalo Society. 45 00:02:41,545 --> 00:02:43,047 They want to put a buffalo on the new nickel, 46 00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:45,481 and they need my vote. 47 00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:47,885 There's going to be a new design on the nickel? 48 00:02:47,951 --> 00:02:49,486 Beatrice. 49 00:02:49,553 --> 00:02:52,154 This is the chance we've been waiting for. 50 00:02:52,222 --> 00:02:54,790 You know I was the original model 51 00:02:54,857 --> 00:02:56,559 for the Statue of Liberty. 52 00:02:56,627 --> 00:02:58,062 You're not green, Mother. 53 00:02:58,129 --> 00:03:01,131 Of course, I didn't get to be the statue. 54 00:03:01,198 --> 00:03:02,625 I missed my chance. 55 00:03:03,034 --> 00:03:04,735 But I won't miss yours. 56 00:03:05,171 --> 00:03:08,123 Beatrice, you're going to be on money. 57 00:03:10,073 --> 00:03:11,242 Beatrice. 58 00:03:11,308 --> 00:03:12,660 I wasn't, I wasn't. 59 00:03:16,546 --> 00:03:17,916 I was just sitting here. 60 00:03:36,766 --> 00:03:38,468 I've come to drown my sorrows 61 00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:40,818 in the sweet delights of the game of chance. 62 00:03:42,272 --> 00:03:44,574 Is this Lucky Chang's Casino? 63 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,150 Welcome to America. 64 00:03:47,177 --> 00:03:47,996 Hello. 65 00:03:48,845 --> 00:03:49,660 I'm rich. 66 00:03:50,914 --> 00:03:52,716 Do you speak English? 67 00:03:52,783 --> 00:03:54,111 Is this the right place? 68 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,581 Luck be a lady. You, my dear, are beautiful. 69 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:01,859 I know that look. 70 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,450 Sibling problems? 71 00:04:04,664 --> 00:04:05,762 You wouldn't understand. 72 00:04:06,963 --> 00:04:08,231 You'd be surprised. 73 00:04:08,298 --> 00:04:10,933 Perhaps a game of Fan Tan would cheer you up? 74 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,393 Why don't you stay and play with us? 75 00:04:14,568 --> 00:04:15,539 "Us"? 76 00:04:15,606 --> 00:04:16,940 I'm Chang. 77 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,576 This is Eng. 78 00:04:19,372 --> 00:04:19,887 Hi. 79 00:04:20,577 --> 00:04:22,309 Guess how many spines we have. 80 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,380 It's two, 81 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:27,178 and then one, and then two again. 82 00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:31,889 Mm... Siamese. 83 00:04:31,955 --> 00:04:33,758 If Beatrice is going to get on the nickel, 84 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:35,793 she needs to look her best. 85 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,962 So I've ordered the latest in beautification technology 86 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,220 for her makeover. 87 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,867 The goal is to make you look as much like 88 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,469 a corpse as possible without actually killing you. 89 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:46,670 What is this thing, anyway? 90 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:48,138 Oh, it's an X-ray machine. 91 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,006 It takes pictures of your bones. 92 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:52,875 That's what servants use it for. 93 00:04:52,943 --> 00:04:56,354 Real people use it to make their skin pale and sallow. 94 00:04:56,981 --> 00:04:58,782 Garfield, stop looking at my bones, 95 00:04:58,849 --> 00:04:59,916 you pervert. 96 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:01,285 I would... I wouldn't never... 97 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:04,020 I would never look at anyone's bones. 98 00:05:04,087 --> 00:05:05,440 What are you doing? 99 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:08,558 Just figuring out how much cyanide to inject you with. 100 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:11,095 Oh, for God's sake, man, just eyeball it. 101 00:05:11,161 --> 00:05:14,964 The poison will bring out the ocean-blue color in your veins. 102 00:05:15,032 --> 00:05:17,912 Oh! Oh, it burns, it burns. 103 00:05:19,335 --> 00:05:21,371 Garfield, is the bee box ready? 104 00:05:21,841 --> 00:05:23,241 - Mm-hmm. - There's a buzzy in there? 105 00:05:23,306 --> 00:05:25,741 Ah. To make your lips fuller. 106 00:05:25,808 --> 00:05:27,911 This will make you appear more 107 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:29,692 willing and fertile. 108 00:05:39,722 --> 00:05:42,698 Presenting the new Beatrice. 109 00:05:43,739 --> 00:05:44,695 Oh. 110 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:49,257 Beatrice, you look positively cadaverous. 111 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,575 I... I know. It's like, is she dead already? 112 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,567 Let me see. 113 00:06:01,756 --> 00:06:04,614 Mother, I never thought I could look so beautiful. 114 00:06:04,855 --> 00:06:07,383 And it only hurt a lot. 115 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,653 Beauty is as painful as childbirth, 116 00:06:10,721 --> 00:06:13,519 dear, but far more rewarding. 117 00:06:14,152 --> 00:06:16,527 I believe you're ready. 118 00:06:16,594 --> 00:06:19,762 I'll arrange an artist to draw your entry 119 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:21,767 for the nickel competition. 120 00:06:22,065 --> 00:06:23,500 Oh, thank you, Mother. 121 00:06:23,566 --> 00:06:25,235 - What? - Thank you. 122 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,335 Thank you. 123 00:06:26,937 --> 00:06:28,169 Thank... thank you, Mother. 124 00:06:28,201 --> 00:06:29,305 Choo-choo. 125 00:06:29,373 --> 00:06:30,341 Thank you. 126 00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:31,474 Tink ee. 127 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:32,510 Thank you, Mother. 128 00:06:32,577 --> 00:06:33,882 Crimps. 129 00:06:35,119 --> 00:06:36,188 Thank you, Mother. 130 00:06:36,189 --> 00:06:38,782 It seems that people only value me for the way I look, 131 00:06:38,849 --> 00:06:41,944 which is great, because I thought I had no value. 132 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:45,591 Ow. 133 00:06:54,376 --> 00:06:56,378 Winning number is four. 134 00:06:56,399 --> 00:06:57,601 Oh. I won. 135 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:58,638 Just like that. 136 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,389 This is almost as easy as being born rich and beautiful. 137 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,917 That's the magic of Fan Tan. 138 00:07:02,918 --> 00:07:05,075 Where the wand goes, the money grows. 139 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,680 I don't need money. 140 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:09,279 Oh, you don't play Fan Tan for the money. 141 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,348 You play it for the rush. 142 00:07:11,782 --> 00:07:13,483 If we really wanted 143 00:07:13,549 --> 00:07:16,902 to make money, we should have went to podiatry school. 144 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:17,520 Okay. 145 00:07:17,587 --> 00:07:18,821 Enough about the podiatry school. 146 00:07:18,888 --> 00:07:20,723 Feet are recession-proof. 147 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:21,925 It's a lost art 148 00:07:21,991 --> 00:07:22,992 that some people don't appreciate. 149 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,171 Shh. 150 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:28,855 We actually play Fan Tan to forget our troubles. 151 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,601 I totally understand. 152 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:32,268 I have troubles, too. 153 00:07:32,335 --> 00:07:33,944 My sister is famous. 154 00:07:34,404 --> 00:07:35,806 Beatrice Bellacourt? 155 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,031 Oh, I've... I've never heard of her. 156 00:07:38,409 --> 00:07:39,877 You haven't? Really? 157 00:07:39,943 --> 00:07:41,376 Oh, that's great news. 158 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,645 Yes, you have, Chang. 159 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,647 We just saw her movie. 160 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,516 I said I never heard of her. 161 00:07:45,582 --> 00:07:47,437 Beatrice Bellacourt is your sister? 162 00:07:47,438 --> 00:07:49,786 Whew, she has beautiful blonde hair. 163 00:07:49,852 --> 00:07:52,088 But you have dark hair, like a Chinese woman. 164 00:07:52,156 --> 00:07:53,891 But you also have white skin, like a white woman. 165 00:07:53,957 --> 00:07:55,256 Worst of both worlds. 166 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:03,500 Being the Vice President of the "Oosa" has its advantages, 167 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,336 and one of those is getting my own copy 168 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:09,605 of Beatrice's erotic nickelodeon. 169 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:12,176 I've got my Italian oil, 170 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,311 my velvet sperm catcher, 171 00:08:14,945 --> 00:08:17,589 and my carafe of cocoa. 172 00:08:19,282 --> 00:08:20,597 Finally. 173 00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:26,001 Oh. 174 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,017 God... 175 00:08:37,133 --> 00:08:39,071 Freddie? What's going on in there? 176 00:08:39,290 --> 00:08:40,704 Oh. Uh, nothing. 177 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:43,540 Uh, g... uh, I wasn't doing anything. 178 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:44,642 Just one second. 179 00:08:47,311 --> 00:08:48,420 Just one second. 180 00:08:52,715 --> 00:08:53,788 One second. 181 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,185 Just one second. 182 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:01,160 Just one second. 183 00:09:06,596 --> 00:09:07,668 One second. 184 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,905 Just one second. One second. 185 00:09:14,738 --> 00:09:16,065 Just one second. 186 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,544 Just one second. 187 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,983 Uh, just one second. 188 00:09:28,852 --> 00:09:29,512 Oh. 189 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,248 What are you doing in here? 190 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,152 I... well, I was masturbating. 191 00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:42,181 No. 192 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,861 I... wasn't... I was... 193 00:09:46,902 --> 00:09:48,090 Masturbating... 194 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,706 to a moving picture of my sister. 195 00:09:50,773 --> 00:09:52,756 No. I was not. I was, uh... 196 00:09:52,977 --> 00:09:55,178 Oh, think of something. I was... 197 00:09:55,244 --> 00:09:56,613 I... you see this? 198 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,000 I was... Maass... 199 00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:00,177 Tur... 200 00:10:01,218 --> 00:10:02,553 Bating. 201 00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:06,556 Oh, whew. 202 00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:07,657 Whew, that was close. 203 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:16,035 Ah. No. That was a birthday present from myself. 204 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,514 Another loss for the white ghost. 205 00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,833 One diamond tiara on number four. 206 00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:25,642 I tell you, as long as I'm playing Fan Tan, 207 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,106 Beatrice doesn't exist. 208 00:10:27,677 --> 00:10:29,794 I can understand hating your sibling. 209 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:32,323 Do you hate our sister Bethany? 210 00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:35,355 Not who I was talking about. 211 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:37,754 How do you deal with it? 212 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,933 Rich inner life. And Fan Tan. 213 00:10:41,843 --> 00:10:43,025 You're a natural, Lillian. 214 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:44,627 I am pretty good, aren't I? 215 00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:45,996 I mean, I know I'm losing now, 216 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,496 but I tell you, ever since I've been playing Fan Tan, 217 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,932 I haven't been able to think of anything else. 218 00:10:48,998 --> 00:10:50,300 How could she be a natural? 219 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:52,413 Fan Tan's entirely a game of chance. 220 00:10:52,414 --> 00:10:53,268 It just means 221 00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:56,742 Lillian is a very skilled Fan Tan player, Eng. 222 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,109 But there's absolutely no skill involved. 223 00:10:59,176 --> 00:11:01,022 She just lost her last four bets. 224 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:03,847 And the winning number is... three. 225 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,949 Ah. 226 00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:08,118 Last five bets. 227 00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:09,986 Well, I have a feeling 228 00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:11,697 your luck is about to turn. 229 00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:15,042 Wait, so... so you do understand that it's all luck? 230 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:16,760 Uh... 231 00:11:16,825 --> 00:11:18,262 Now I'm really confused. 232 00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:19,396 You know, I'm going to do you a favor 233 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,696 and take my break now. 234 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,643 What? You get a break? 235 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,401 Five minutes without Fan Tan? 236 00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:25,922 What am I going to do? 237 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,178 I have one idea. 238 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,845 My treatments made me very beautiful, 239 00:11:57,846 --> 00:11:59,137 but then I thought, 240 00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:01,470 "What if I was very, very, beautiful?" 241 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:05,108 Or even very, very beautiful? 242 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,642 ? I'm on the money ? 243 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:42,445 ? When you look at money, you'll see me ? 244 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,348 ? Me, I'm on the money ? 245 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:48,819 ? Poor people will be so glad to see her ? 246 00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:52,722 ? Rich people will be so glad to love her ? 247 00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:55,425 ? She's on the money she's on the money ? 248 00:12:55,492 --> 00:12:56,926 ? She's on the money ? 249 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,163 ? Me ? 250 00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:01,230 ? She's on the money, she's on the money ? 251 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:05,567 Ahh! 252 00:13:05,634 --> 00:13:09,972 Beatrice. 253 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,410 Ah. Fan Tan. 254 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:37,426 Today, the artist I retained is coming to draw Beatrice's 255 00:13:37,427 --> 00:13:39,841 portrait for her official submission 256 00:13:39,842 --> 00:13:41,776 to the Nickel Selection Committee. 257 00:13:41,844 --> 00:13:43,346 Now, Pablo, 258 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,980 we are hoping for a very traditional, very classic 259 00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:47,649 rendition of Beatrice. 260 00:13:47,716 --> 00:13:50,787 It is my great pleasure to paint the beautiful 261 00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:52,221 Bellacourt daughter. 262 00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:53,847 She's very beautiful. 263 00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:56,034 Oh. 264 00:13:56,826 --> 00:13:59,327 My God. Oh, this... here she is. 265 00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:02,298 What have you done to yourself? 266 00:14:02,365 --> 00:14:04,674 I made myself over and over and over. 267 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,544 Do I look beautiful? 268 00:14:08,303 --> 00:14:09,504 Um... 269 00:14:09,571 --> 00:14:10,688 You're, uh... 270 00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:15,177 Uh, Beatrice, this is, uh, Pablo the Spaniard. 271 00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:16,184 Um. 272 00:14:16,912 --> 00:14:19,370 An honor to meet you, Miss Bellacourt. 273 00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:22,483 Ah. Your hand is boiling hot. 274 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,653 God damn it. 275 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,473 Really? 276 00:14:24,953 --> 00:14:28,456 'Cause I feel so cold... so very, very cold. 277 00:14:28,524 --> 00:14:30,926 Oh. 278 00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:33,062 Let's just begin, please. 279 00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:34,338 Take a seat, take a seat. 280 00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:36,885 - Here we go. - Here we go. 281 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,467 - Yes. - Right. 282 00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:48,443 Oh, come along, Beatrice. 283 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:52,146 There's my star. Beautiful girl. 284 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,116 You're a star. 285 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,144 Smile. 286 00:14:57,052 --> 00:14:59,654 Okay... 287 00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:01,216 This is no... um... 288 00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:03,422 Smile. 289 00:15:04,343 --> 00:15:05,238 Okay, great. 290 00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:08,963 You know, maybe I should just go. 291 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:11,632 It's only a 40-day boat ride back to Spain. 292 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,655 Pablo, don't be ridiculous. 293 00:15:13,656 --> 00:15:15,923 You'll look fabulous, darling. 294 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:25,350 Ow. Uh oh. 295 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,003 Oy. 296 00:15:28,698 --> 00:15:29,808 This one's gone. 297 00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:32,625 Eh. I will just finish this quickly... 298 00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:33,292 Oh! 299 00:15:37,046 --> 00:15:39,412 I... dios mío. 300 00:15:41,227 --> 00:15:44,119 ? Come on, number four. Come on, number four ? 301 00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:46,320 ? Come on, number four, come on, number four ? 302 00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:47,855 There she is. 303 00:15:47,921 --> 00:15:50,436 Hey, you stole our money. 304 00:15:50,437 --> 00:15:52,026 I don't really need your judgment right now. 305 00:15:52,093 --> 00:15:52,963 I need support. 306 00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:54,327 Come on, number four. 307 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,289 Specifically, I need $20,000 308 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,032 to keep riding on this Fan Tan train. 309 00:15:58,098 --> 00:15:59,447 Come on, number four. 310 00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:02,485 Let's get out of here, Eng. Ah! 311 00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:04,305 I know what you're going through, Lillian. 312 00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:06,774 You and I, we're the same on the inside. 313 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,839 Except for having all your organs. 314 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,981 You've always stood in the way of my dreams, 315 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:12,442 or at least to the right of them. 316 00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:13,334 Maybe you're the one 317 00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:15,014 who's always stood in the way of my dreams. 318 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,015 Ever think about that? 319 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:20,212 I've been waiting my whole life to be free of you, 320 00:16:20,618 --> 00:16:21,463 Chang. 321 00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:24,892 Fine. 322 00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:27,341 Good luck in podiatry school. 323 00:16:27,497 --> 00:16:28,929 We'll see how you do without me. 324 00:16:28,996 --> 00:16:30,564 Oh, this won't end well. 325 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,445 Good-bye. 326 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,023 Damn it. 327 00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:35,086 Damn it. 328 00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:39,214 Don't worry. That's just our pants. 329 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,004 - Oh. - Happens all the time. 330 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,009 Good-bye, Chang. 331 00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:44,797 - I'm Eng. - I'm Chang. 332 00:16:47,814 --> 00:16:49,023 Looks like I'm all out of money. 333 00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:49,672 Yeah. 334 00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:52,126 What do you think about me gambling on credit? 335 00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:53,527 You know, for an old friend. 336 00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:54,622 Didn't you tell me 337 00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:56,657 it made you happy that Chinese people 338 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,551 couldn't become American citizens? 339 00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:00,076 Well, I'd just lost a big bet, 340 00:17:00,077 --> 00:17:02,301 and I do think it's a sensible policy. 341 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:03,769 I have an idea. 342 00:17:13,256 --> 00:17:15,073 This dress is worth $5,000. 343 00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:16,606 More than your family's life. 344 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:20,279 Lillian's winning streak starts now. 345 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,442 Come on, number four. 346 00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:23,418 Come on, number four. 347 00:17:28,644 --> 00:17:29,712 Did I get it, Mama? 348 00:17:30,123 --> 00:17:31,654 Am I going to be on money? 349 00:17:32,076 --> 00:17:32,935 No. 350 00:17:32,936 --> 00:17:34,144 You didn't get the coin. 351 00:17:34,145 --> 00:17:36,698 You lost out to a buffalo. 352 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,700 I knew you'd ruin this for me again. 353 00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:42,804 Well, maybe I can be on another America thing. 354 00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:44,465 Like... Like a flag. 355 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,632 Or an eagle. 356 00:17:46,642 --> 00:17:48,583 It's over, Beatrice. 357 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,887 I'm dropping you as a client. 358 00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:55,698 But... but I'm your main daughter. 359 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,619 So much hard work to get you on the coin, 360 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:02,556 and all we have to show for it is this awful drawing 361 00:18:02,785 --> 00:18:05,554 by that no-talent Spaniard. 362 00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:08,856 No. 363 00:18:11,038 --> 00:18:11,957 Frederick. 364 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:15,235 Frederick, you voted for me, didn't you? 365 00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:18,808 Oh, my dear sweet Beatrice, of course not. 366 00:18:18,809 --> 00:18:20,249 I got a better bribe from the buffalo. 367 00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:22,344 Beatrice? 368 00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:23,249 What? 369 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,372 Did you get a new dress? 370 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:27,343 Yes. 371 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,023 Still got it. 372 00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:41,094 Ah! 373 00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:44,738 May you have four daughters and live far away from a river. 374 00:18:44,739 --> 00:18:45,462 Argh! 375 00:18:46,406 --> 00:18:47,410 Help. 376 00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:52,024 Officers. 377 00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:54,174 - Officers. - Oh. 378 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,002 Oh, well, look at this. 379 00:18:56,283 --> 00:19:00,247 Ooh, a young harlot, and she's totally naked. 380 00:19:00,314 --> 00:19:01,855 I can see her forearms. 381 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,216 Officers. 382 00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:06,915 I'd like to report an illegal gambling parlor. 383 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:09,625 And how would a fine young lady such as yourself 384 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,729 know about an illegal gambling parlor? 385 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,542 I wandered in by accident. 386 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:16,086 Right, and I suppose you'll have us believe 387 00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:17,767 that's where you lost your dress? 388 00:19:17,768 --> 00:19:18,526 Ho-ho. 389 00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,401 It is actually where I lost my dress. 390 00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:24,682 Where is this so-called "illegal gambling parlor," then? 391 00:19:24,683 --> 00:19:25,962 Well, it's right here. 392 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:28,209 I'll show you. 393 00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:31,711 Come. Right this way. 394 00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:35,362 Well, welcome to Lucky Miceli's. 395 00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:36,229 How many in your party? 396 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:38,051 Where did it go? Where's Fan Tan? 397 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:39,936 Fan Tan. It was right here. 398 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:41,221 You were there. 399 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,319 Uh, this is an Italian restaurant. 400 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,241 See the garlic? 401 00:19:45,242 --> 00:19:47,799 Classic Italian restaurant décor. 402 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,944 The ravioli wrangler's got a point. 403 00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:50,931 But you don't understand. 404 00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:53,001 I went to the train tracks to lie across them, 405 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,669 and then a dirt angel gave me a sticky newspaper, 406 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,591 and inside that newspaper was a sign that said 407 00:19:56,592 --> 00:19:58,406 I could change my luck, and I needed to change my luck, 408 00:19:58,471 --> 00:19:59,940 because, well, my sister Beatrice 409 00:20:00,007 --> 00:20:01,068 is a famous pornographic actress and I'm not famous at all, 410 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,811 so then I went to the Fan Tan parlor and I met these 411 00:20:03,878 --> 00:20:05,913 Siamese twins, and one of them wanted to become famous 412 00:20:05,979 --> 00:20:07,913 like me, so I went home with him, but then his brother 413 00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,549 wanted to go to podiatry school, and he wouldn't stop playing 414 00:20:09,616 --> 00:20:11,184 the clarinet, and then I couldn't stop thinking about 415 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,620 Fan Tan, so I stole their money and came back to the casino 416 00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:15,156 and then they came, and they were so upset, they got 417 00:20:15,222 --> 00:20:17,491 into a huge fight, and then they... their organs ripped, 418 00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:19,393 but it wasn't really their organs, it wa... 419 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,194 it was just their pants, and then I bet my dress 420 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,264 because I couldn't stop thinking about Fan Tan, and I 421 00:20:23,331 --> 00:20:25,213 just needed to play more Fan Tan. 422 00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:27,515 But I bet you get this all the time. 423 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,029 Why don't you come with us, dear? 424 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,223 To someplace you can relax. 425 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,908 No, no, I just need to play a little more Fan Tan. 426 00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:37,715 - Come with us. - Put $50 on number four. 427 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,079 $100 on number three. 428 00:20:39,147 --> 00:20:40,381 Fan Tan. Fan Tan. 429 00:20:40,535 --> 00:20:41,969 Where are we going? 430 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,977 - Where are you taking me? - Whew. 431 00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:49,668 _ 432 00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:54,157 Fan Tan. Fan Tan. Where are you taking me? 433 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,103 _ 434 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,134 Where are you taking me? 435 00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:02,806 We simply want to live in a world 436 00:21:02,873 --> 00:21:06,161 where we are free to practice our beliefs as we see fit. 437 00:21:07,177 --> 00:21:08,383 You've got a deal. 438 00:21:08,384 --> 00:21:10,143 Ha-ha. 439 00:21:11,785 --> 00:21:13,554 Oh. That's a cute hat.