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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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You know how you have one of those weeks,

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then something
just tips you over the edge

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and you know there's only one thing

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that'll make you feel better?

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But then you realize you ate
your last can of frosting

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and luckily there's
an even better thing...

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a really good cry.

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Mom?

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What?

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Well, I did not have a good day.

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I just wanna get out in front of this...

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I might be getting
a very bad grade in health.

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But it's not my fault.
My teacher has it in for me.

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All right, tell me all about it.

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Well, I thought
my reproductive-system test

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would've brought up my grade,

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but turns out, I miscalculated.

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I thought I had two ovaries,

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but apparently that's not
what mine are called.

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I actually found out
about what a bolus was,

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which, apparently
it's just a scientific...

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Everything here seems to be in order.

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Though, I was curious about
this charge here for snacks.

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The guys here like their pretzels.

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They're handling dynamite all day.

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You gotta keep 'em happy.

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Yeah.

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We'll allow it.

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You know, Mike, dealing with
piddly stuff like pretzels

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for the employees wouldn't be a concern

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for our... regional manager.

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Yeah, well, good for him.

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Good for him, or... good for you.

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Did you guys stop at happy hour
on the way over here?

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No. No.

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Sorry. We're just excited

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to be giving out good news for a change.

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Usually all we do is take away
people's health benefits.

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W-What we're trying to say,
Mike, is we'd like to offer you

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the job of regional manager.

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Seriously?

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I thought you already
passed me over for that.

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Yeah, well, that was two years ago.

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And we clearly made a mistake
hiring someone from the outside.

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Yeah, we had to fire that guy

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for getting handsy
with the female staffers.

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- He's running for Congress now.
- Yeah.

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Truth is, you've been
an asset to this company,

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and we should've promoted you
in the first place.

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So we want to make things right

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and offer you the position now.

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So, what do you say, Mike?

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Are you ready to work with us
in corporate?

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Today, we're starting our unit
on Healthy Families,

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or, as I like to call it,

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"Go All the Way, Be a Parent All Day."

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For the next two weeks, you will
be parenting one of these.

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Feeding it, changing its diaper,
everything...

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24 hours a day,
just like you would a real baby.

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And for those of you
struggling in this class,

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this unit will count
for 80% of your grade.

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On your way out, be sure to grab
your little bundle of joy.

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Instructions are on the class web page.

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Have a name for your baby by tomorrow.

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As soon as I had the chance,

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I decided to give the crying another go.

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Frankie!

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Listen to this.

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The corporate guys stopped by.

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Are they trying to
take away your pretzels again?

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No. It's not...

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Are we gonna lose our health benefits?

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No. Why are you guessing?
Let me tell you.

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They offered me the regional manager job.

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What? The same job you tried for before?

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Yeah. It's mine if I want it.

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Oh, my God! That's great!

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Will there be more money?

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Uh, maybe a little.
But that's not the point.

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And you're sure you wanna
switch jobs now?

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You're not that far from retirement.

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Pbbr. Have you seen
my latest pension statement?

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I'm not leaving that place
without a toe tag.

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Okay, all I'm sayin' is,

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you've been at the quarry forever,

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working with those guys forever.

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Leaving now would be a big change,

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and you're not exactly
a big-change kind of guy.

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Yeah, I know, but every day,

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I take the same road, eat the same lunch.

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This would be a chance
to take a different road,

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eat a different lunch.

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Maybe it's time to shake up my routine.

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Sounds like you've made the decision.

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I guess I have.

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What the...

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Little Brick?

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Oh, there it is.
I've been looking for that.

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What are you doing with Little Brick?

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Wait.

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She gave me the baby you took care of

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when you were a sophomore?

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No wonder it's trashed.

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Hey! Watch it. You are hurting
Little Brick's feelings.

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Her name is not Little Brick.
She's a girl.

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I actually changed her diaper,

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which is more than you ever did.

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I'm calling her Little Axlina.

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And unlike you,
I plan to be a good parent.

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Oh. Well, I guess good parents
leave their baby in the fridge.

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I didn't mean to.

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I went in for a pudding cup
and must've forgot.

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Thanks for wrecking my baby, Axl.

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She's supposed to have
a different cry for every need,

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but they all just sound like
she's possessed by the devil.

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By any chance, do you know
where her other arm is?

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No. But let me give you
a little parenting tip...

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swing it by its leg
and hold it near the microwave.

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It likes that.

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Well, this is just perfect.

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How am I supposed to get a good
grade with this mutant baby?

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Mrs. Kozicki already
has a target on my back.

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Bluck. Mrs. Kozicki. She used to hate me.

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Oh, my God.

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Now it all makes sense.

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She had a chip on her shoulder

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before I even set foot in her class.

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She thinks I'm just another
horrible Heck male,

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and she gave me this baby as revenge.

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You're the reason she hates me.

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It's because she hated you first!

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You! You!

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Whoa!

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For a little dude, you are
crazy scary when you're pissed.

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Okay, fine, Brick,
I'm gonna do you a solid.

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I'm gonna go down to the school,
I'm gonna tell her

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I'm sorry I was such a jerk in her class.

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'Cause if she's got beef with me,

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I can't let her take it out on you.

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Cool?

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Really? You'd do that for me?

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That's what big bros do for little bros.

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Plus, I don't want you getting
all up in my grille again.

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Seriously, that was freaky.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I got all your crying-face emojis.

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Thought we were done with that, but...

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I guess not.

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Mike, what are you doing, man?

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Why are you leaving us?

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Look, it's a great opportunity
that I couldn't turn down.

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Let's not make a big deal about it.

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Well, don't tell anyone this,

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but I cried when I got your text!

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Wow. So Big Boss Man's
gonna be Big Big Boss Man.

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You can't go, Mike.

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I always pictured us
all ending up together

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at the Old Quarry Guys Home,

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playing horseshoes, grilling burgers...

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you manning the spatula,
me putting on the cheese,

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both of us in matching aprons.

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So when's your last day?

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Friday.

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Friday?! But that barely gives us

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any time to plan your going-away party!

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No. No! We're not doing a party.

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Hey, I need everyone to chip in

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so that we can get Mike
one of those big cards.

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Ooh, maybe one that plays music.

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No. You know what you guys can do for me?

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A good day's work.

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Save the cards and the cupcakes
for the new guy.

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Come on. Let's get busy.

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All right.

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Actually, Mike,

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will you be the one
deciding who's replacing you?

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I don't know. I imagine
they'll ask my opinion.

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'Cause I'd like to throw my hat
in the ring.

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I think we know who the most
qualified guy is around here.

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Hey, I always answer the phone
when you're in the bathroom,

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but I don't say you're in the bathroom.

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- Mm.
- That's leadership.

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Whoa, whoa. Slow down, my friend.

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What has two thumbs and would like to be

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considered as well?

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This cat.

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Well, who's got one thumb
and never sued you? This cat.

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Hey, since when do you guys
want to be in management, huh?

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Hey, I got a metal plate in my head!

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Guys, guys.

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Let's plan a party.

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Okay, so, anyway...

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I got to get my band to play!

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So Axl set out to help his brother

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and ask his old teacher
to show Brick a little mercy.

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Hi.

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Mrs. Kozicki? Axl Heck.

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I know who you are.

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Right. Right.

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Um, look, this might be a bit overdue,

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but I know I didn't really return my baby

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in the best condition,
so I just wanted to apologize.

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The baby?

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That's just the start.

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Look. Your little flying butt men,

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in permanent marker.

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Not only is this destructive,

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but it sends a very confusing message

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about the human anatomy.

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All right, that's my bad.

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But I just wanted to say...

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You ditched my class, you snored
through my safety videos,

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and I can't even count
how many times I walked in here

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to find Resusci-Annie and the skeleton

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in compromising positions.

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Wow. Okay.

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Well, first of all,
you have a very good memory.

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And yeah, I was kind of a tool back then,

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but I'm not that guy anymore.

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I have a really good job now.

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Uh-huh. You say you're working,

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and yet it's the middle
of the day and here you are.

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Obviously you're putting the same effort

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into your job as you did my class.

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Okay. Maybe I didn't come
to your class 'cause it sucked.

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Yeah. I screwed around a lot. I admit it.

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But anybody can teach the dorks
who want to learn.

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Isn't trying to reach guys like me

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the whole reason you took this job?

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And here I am, all these years later,

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trying to say sorry, and you're
still treating me like crap.

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Well, maybe you should've been
a better teacher!

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How about that?! Nobody likes you, Jody!

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Oh, why did I come here again?

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Oh! Also...

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Don't fail my brother.

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Well, I tried.

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You're toast, buddy. Sorry.

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What?! It didn't work?

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No. She wouldn't even accept my apology.

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I mean, who does that?

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And why didn't you tell me
my Buttronauts were still up?

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I think that's why I got
the ovaries wrong.

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She doesn't pull that chart down anymore.

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Mm.

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Someone's corroded baby was on the porch.

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That would be mine.

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Thanks to Axl and his systematic
torture of Mrs. Kozicki,

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I'm stuck with this cruddy baby.

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Mrs. K?! Oh, I love her!

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She was one of my favorite teachers.

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Really?! Do you think
you could talk to her?

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Remind her that I'm your brother,
too, and not just Axl's.

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00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,741
Maybe that special bond
could be transferred to me.

256
00:09:50,765 --> 00:09:52,242
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

257
00:09:52,266 --> 00:09:54,244
I am not gonna have her memories of me

258
00:09:54,268 --> 00:09:56,046
sullied because of you guys.

259
00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,915
Help me, Sue. You're my only hope.

260
00:09:57,939 --> 00:09:59,917
Remember when I was little and cute?

261
00:09:59,941 --> 00:10:01,418
Think of that Brick.

262
00:10:01,442 --> 00:10:04,521
You were cute.

263
00:10:04,545 --> 00:10:06,089
Fine.

264
00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:10,260
Oh! Mrs. K!

265
00:10:10,284 --> 00:10:12,896
Ahh! Ooh, it's so great to see you!

266
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,097
I have missed you!

267
00:10:14,121 --> 00:10:15,799
Okay, I have been meaning to visit,

268
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,302
but I have been so busy with college

269
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,004
and applying for internships
and my no-cut a cappella.

270
00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:23,240
I'm sorry. Who are you?

271
00:10:23,264 --> 00:10:25,342
Sue. Sue Heck.

272
00:10:25,366 --> 00:10:27,044
Axl and Brick's sister?

273
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:30,614
Yes, but also Sue Heck... your student.

274
00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:31,882
Does not ring a bell.

275
00:10:31,906 --> 00:10:33,183
Pbht. What?

276
00:10:33,207 --> 00:10:35,686
But we were really close. Remember?

277
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,254
I made you that pencil cup holder

278
00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:39,189
that said "Have a Healthful Day"?

279
00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:41,425
You were in my high-school collage

280
00:10:41,449 --> 00:10:43,460
of my favorite high-school memories.

281
00:10:43,484 --> 00:10:45,896
Oh. Look, I've had a lot
of students over the years.

282
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,065
I can't remember every one.

283
00:10:48,089 --> 00:10:50,901
Well, you should.
Because they remember you.

284
00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:53,103
You know, teachers are so important

285
00:10:53,127 --> 00:10:55,038
to students during their formative years.

286
00:10:55,062 --> 00:10:58,141
Yeah, I guess you didn't
really distinguish yourself.

287
00:10:58,165 --> 00:11:00,243
Didn't distinguish myself?!

288
00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:04,414
I pulled your dog out of your
boiling car in the parking lot.

289
00:11:04,438 --> 00:11:08,051
I gave him mouth to mouth.
I saved his life.

290
00:11:08,075 --> 00:11:10,487
Well, I thought that was
Anna Hajarajanaan.

291
00:11:11,812 --> 00:11:14,224
I cannot believe
how hurtful you're being.

292
00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:15,859
You know, kids look up to teachers.

293
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,328
You are supposed
to help mold students' lives,

294
00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,097
but you're not doing anything.

295
00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:22,199
Well, if I had any interest
in becoming a teacher,

296
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,835
I would come in here
and just take your job!

297
00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:28,438
You're a disgrace to that apple
that's not on your desk!

298
00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:31,241
I am gonna go home right now
and crack open that Lucite

299
00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:33,565
and take you out of my collage!

300
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,904
Oh, and please don't fail my brother.

301
00:11:42,573 --> 00:11:44,485
Hey, pretzels!

302
00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:46,086
All right. That's great.

303
00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:48,255
Thanks, guys.

304
00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:50,891
Okay, thanks for everything.

305
00:11:50,915 --> 00:11:53,660
Listen, Boss Man, before you go,
I wanna give you something.

306
00:11:53,684 --> 00:11:54,828
All right.

307
00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,663
Um, The Chuck always wears
this shark-tooth necklace

308
00:11:56,687 --> 00:11:58,995
to remind him
to always keep moving forward. And...

309
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,215
- I know you got to keep moving, too...
- Mm-hmm.

310
00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:03,904
...so I want you to do so
with a piece of The Chuck

311
00:12:03,928 --> 00:12:05,515
by your heart.

312
00:12:05,539 --> 00:12:08,375
Uh, well... you always clocked in on time

313
00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:10,232
and I appreciate that.

314
00:12:11,269 --> 00:12:12,412
Hey, Mike!

315
00:12:12,436 --> 00:12:14,815
I wanna tell you something
that nobody else knows!

316
00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:16,717
When I got out of prison,

317
00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:18,819
you hired me when nobody else would!

318
00:12:18,843 --> 00:12:22,289
You gave me that second chance
that every ex-con needs!

319
00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:23,790
You changed my life!

320
00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:25,526
Well, Wayne, nobody comes back

321
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,394
from an injury like you. Heh.

322
00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:29,997
Hey, Mike.

323
00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:32,065
Thanks for recommending me for the job.

324
00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:33,800
You're leaving me
with some tough shoes to fill.

325
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:36,136
Ah. I mean, I am gonna
make a few changes...

326
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,505
like bringing back office birthdays.

327
00:12:38,529 --> 00:12:40,541
I know how you never liked them.

328
00:12:40,565 --> 00:12:44,244
But nobody's ever taught me
better how to be a manager...

329
00:12:44,268 --> 00:12:46,380
and a friend.

330
00:12:46,404 --> 00:12:49,016
Well, you... you... you always
hung up your coat neatly.

331
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,940
It did not go unnoticed.

332
00:12:52,643 --> 00:12:55,455
Take me with you. I know you can't.

333
00:12:55,479 --> 00:12:58,825
But a part of me dies
when you walk out that door.

334
00:12:58,849 --> 00:13:00,460
I always thought that maybe one day

335
00:13:00,484 --> 00:13:02,663
you and I would have lunch
together at your desk,

336
00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:05,332
but now I know that's never gonna happen.

337
00:13:05,356 --> 00:13:09,203
I promise to never take you off
the group text.

338
00:13:09,227 --> 00:13:11,271
Uh...

339
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:18,534
- Mike?
- Mike? - Mike?

340
00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:22,015
Aren't you gonna give a speech?

341
00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:24,451
Yeah, you can't just go
and not say goodbye.

342
00:13:24,475 --> 00:13:25,619
Look.

343
00:13:25,643 --> 00:13:28,422
Guys, I'm just leaving a job.

344
00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:30,791
I'm not leaving you. You guys are great.

345
00:13:30,815 --> 00:13:33,160
It's just sometimes if you're
doing something for a long time,

346
00:13:33,184 --> 00:13:36,597
you're sometimes ready
to try something else.

347
00:13:36,621 --> 00:13:38,465
I mean...

348
00:13:38,489 --> 00:13:41,468
If I was really to stop and think about

349
00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:44,371
what leaving this place means

350
00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:45,372
Phew.

351
00:13:50,268 --> 00:13:52,579
We're gonna miss you, man.

352
00:13:55,773 --> 00:14:00,187
Wow, Mrs. Kozicki really changed.

353
00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:02,122
Oh, I also gotta take
Mr. Robinson off here.

354
00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:03,890
He's only in it 'cause he saw me
when I was making it

355
00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:05,158
and asked if he was gonna be in it.

356
00:14:05,182 --> 00:14:07,194
Told you, Sue.
She's mean. She hates kids.

357
00:14:07,218 --> 00:14:08,562
She only went into teaching
for the money.

358
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,197
I'm sorry I couldn't help you, Brick.

359
00:14:10,221 --> 00:14:11,665
Maybe you can do some extra credit.

360
00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:14,034
It's just incomprehensible
that I'm gonna get the bad grade

361
00:14:14,058 --> 00:14:15,702
when I've been doing everything right.

362
00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:18,238
I found your baby in the dryer.

363
00:14:18,262 --> 00:14:20,140
Uh, her diaper was wet?

364
00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:22,342
You're supposed to watch
your baby at all times.

365
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:24,044
Like you watched me in the hospital

366
00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:26,182
when another family took me home?

367
00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:28,782
I wasn't being graded. You are.

368
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:30,172
Watch your kid.

369
00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:34,221
You know, it's just not fair.

370
00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:37,190
Sometimes as a kid, you are just
at the mercy of the school system.

371
00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:38,959
Like when you get a "C" on a paper

372
00:14:38,983 --> 00:14:41,261
because a teacher was too tired
when she read it.

373
00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:43,563
Or you don't make treasurer
because your adviser

374
00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:46,400
doesn't turn in the
recommendation form on time!

375
00:14:46,424 --> 00:14:47,434
I mean, that didn't happen to me...

376
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,269
I didn't get the votes... but it could.

377
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,404
Exactly!

378
00:14:50,428 --> 00:14:51,972
How am I supposed to get a good grade

379
00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:54,374
with a baby that shorts out
under florescent lights?

380
00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:55,876
She's trying to sabotage me.

381
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,844
I mean, we're all just trying
to do our best, right?

382
00:14:57,868 --> 00:14:59,980
Yeah, but you can't do that
if some crabby old bat

383
00:15:00,004 --> 00:15:01,782
on a power trip wants to screw you over.

384
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,184
Oh, my God. Stop the whining.

385
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,186
News flash... life's not fair.

386
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,722
Sometimes you get a bad teacher,
sometimes you get a bad boss.

387
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:10,791
There's always gonna
be mean people in your life.

388
00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,125
That's just the way it is.

389
00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:14,628
So you just gotta suck it up
and deal with it.

390
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,029
That's how the world works.

391
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:18,465
Yeah, but it's not my fault
I got this crappy baby.

392
00:15:18,489 --> 00:15:21,368
Trust me, sometimes you don't
get the baby you want.

393
00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:23,025
You gotta love it anyway.

394
00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:27,841
Which one of us do you think
she was talking about?

395
00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:29,109
All of you!

396
00:15:31,268 --> 00:15:33,513
So, this last week has been challenging.

397
00:15:33,537 --> 00:15:35,415
Did I take excellent care of this baby?

398
00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:36,783
I would say no.

399
00:15:36,807 --> 00:15:39,553
I've kept her dry and read
to her on numerous occasions,

400
00:15:39,577 --> 00:15:41,555
but she likes her alone time.

401
00:15:41,579 --> 00:15:43,657
Still, I'm sure I've learned
the appropriate lesson

402
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,058
for this unit...

403
00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:48,362
if you go all the way,
you'll be a parent all day.

404
00:15:48,386 --> 00:15:50,230
I'm just hoping next week will be better.

405
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:02,442
Brick. Could I speak to you for a minute?

406
00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:05,312
Look, if you have a problem
with me or my class,

407
00:16:05,336 --> 00:16:06,346
you should come talk to me

408
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:09,015
instead of sending in your siblings.

409
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:11,752
Look, I didn't want to complain
and say things aren't fair,

410
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:15,088
but it kinda seems you don't
like my brother and sister,

411
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,423
so you're taking it out on me.

412
00:16:16,447 --> 00:16:18,625
What? No.

413
00:16:18,649 --> 00:16:21,795
This isn't about anything Axl or...

414
00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:22,896
I'm sorry. I'm drawing a blank.

415
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,164
- Sue.
- Right.

416
00:16:24,188 --> 00:16:26,633
It's not about anything they did.

417
00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:28,769
Look, if I seem annoyed by you
it's because of that thing

418
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,904
you did at the beginning of the year.

419
00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:31,972
What thing?

420
00:16:31,996 --> 00:16:34,207
I saw you lick my car.

421
00:16:34,231 --> 00:16:35,909
The brown Chevy?

422
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:37,344
The white Tercel?

423
00:16:37,368 --> 00:16:38,578
I lick a lot of cars.

424
00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,213
You do?

425
00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:42,449
I thought it was an act
of aggression toward me.

426
00:16:42,473 --> 00:16:43,817
What?! Oh, no.

427
00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:45,786
It's just a quirk. I'm working on it.

428
00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:46,820
Huh.

429
00:16:46,844 --> 00:16:50,223
Well, that's different.

430
00:16:50,247 --> 00:16:53,354
I-I guess I shouldn't have
taken it so personally.

431
00:16:57,288 --> 00:16:59,466
Actually, hold on, Brick. I...

432
00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:02,769
I know that you're at a slight
disadvantage with that baby.

433
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:04,137
There might be a better one in the box

434
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:06,092
if you wanna swap it out.

435
00:17:06,997 --> 00:17:08,975
No, that's okay.

436
00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:10,944
Somebody's gotta love the weird ones.

437
00:17:50,222 --> 00:17:51,333
You okay there?

438
00:17:51,357 --> 00:17:52,868
I'm trying to make myself cry,

439
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:54,736
so I'm listening to the theme
from "Ice Castles."

440
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,238
And it's not working!

441
00:17:56,262 --> 00:17:59,107
If you wanna cry, can't you just
think about your life?

442
00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:01,476
I've tried. It's frustrating.

443
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,044
I've needed a good cry all week,

444
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:05,113
and I keep getting cry-blocked.

445
00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:07,349
Well, what were you so upset about?

446
00:18:09,308 --> 00:18:11,353
I don't even know now.

447
00:18:11,377 --> 00:18:13,622
If you can't remember
what was upsetting you,

448
00:18:13,646 --> 00:18:14,923
what's the problem?

449
00:18:14,947 --> 00:18:17,659
Never mind, Mike.
You're not gonna get it.

450
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:19,160
You're not a crier.

451
00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:20,495
Why? What'd you hear?

452
00:18:21,687 --> 00:18:23,265
Why do we bother trying to talk?

453
00:18:23,289 --> 00:18:25,166
It never goes well.

454
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,468
Anyway, look at you.

455
00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:28,570
First day as a big shot corporate guy.

456
00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:30,827
Oh, here. Can you hold this?

457
00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:34,609
Yeah, I'm not doing that.

458
00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:36,144
Got something. Ha.

459
00:18:39,238 --> 00:18:40,916
Hello?

460
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:43,752
Mike. It's George Chung from corporate.

461
00:18:43,776 --> 00:18:45,186
Hey, George. I was just about to leave.

462
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,421
You said 9:00, right?

463
00:18:46,445 --> 00:18:48,056
Yeah, I'm glad I caught you
before you left.

464
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,358
With everything happening
so fast, we forgot to tell you,

465
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:52,823
you won't be working out
of the corporate office.

466
00:18:53,252 --> 00:18:54,362
What do you mean?

467
00:18:54,386 --> 00:18:55,964
We don't have any space for you here.

468
00:18:55,988 --> 00:18:58,533
We leased out half the building
to Paint Me Glaze Me.

469
00:18:58,557 --> 00:19:01,069
- Well, then...
- No worries. We got you covered.

470
00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:02,971
We dropped another trailer
for you down at the quarry,

471
00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:04,372
right next to your old one.

472
00:19:04,396 --> 00:19:05,774
You don't really need
to be here in the office

473
00:19:05,798 --> 00:19:07,876
'cause we can do everything
remotely now anyway.

474
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,482
- But...
- So go get yourself situated

475
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:10,612
in your new trailer.

476
00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:12,213
We have a Skype meeting at 11:00.

477
00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:13,782
Great to have you on board, Mike.

478
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,219
I have to quit.

479
00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:19,220
Why?

480
00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:20,722
I can't go back to the quarry.

481
00:19:20,746 --> 00:19:22,958
I said my goodbyes. There was group hug.

482
00:19:36,362 --> 00:19:37,739
Mike?

483
00:19:37,763 --> 00:19:40,041
What are you doing here, Mike?!
Mike's here!

484
00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:41,743
Uh, hey, guys.

485
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:45,547
It turns out corporate
wants me working here on site.

486
00:19:45,571 --> 00:19:47,749
What?! Well, why did we give you a party

487
00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:49,351
if you were just gonna stay here?!

488
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,419
Yeah, we spent a lot of money on that.

489
00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:53,021
My mom was up for a week straight

490
00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:54,589
knitting you that blanket.

491
00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:56,992
Yeah, if you're not gonna be
moving forward like a shark,

492
00:19:57,016 --> 00:19:59,127
I'm gonna need my necklace back.

493
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:02,097
Why aren't you wearing it?

494
00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:04,755
Oh, I took a shower.

495
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,703
Man, some guys'll do anything
to get attention.

496
00:20:08,727 --> 00:20:11,461
Now I regret that group hug!

497
00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:15,944
Don't listen to them, Mike.
I'm glad you're back.

498
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:19,014
Now we can have those lunches
together at your desk.

499
00:20:19,038 --> 00:20:20,949
See you at noon.

500
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:29,724
Sometimes we need a change,

501
00:20:29,748 --> 00:20:31,926
even if it's the smallest of changes.

502
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:34,929
And I, for one, am happy Mike's
back at the quarry,

503
00:20:34,953 --> 00:20:37,032
because he's been there for 25 years

504
00:20:37,056 --> 00:20:40,268
and those guys are like brothers to him.

505
00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:42,370
Oh, great. Now I'm crying.

506
00:20:42,394 --> 00:20:44,406
Anyway, you know the rest.

507
00:20:48,587 --> 00:20:50,582
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508
00:20:50,606 --> 00:20:58,657
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