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Come in.

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About what you said earlier,

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the whole dating a 40-something guy

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in publishing.

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- I...
- I'm sorry.

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Can you...

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Sorry.

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Please stop apologizing, Liza.

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You didn't embarrass yourself.

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I did.

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No, you didn't. It's...

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Okay, you did.

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- But...
- What do we do now?

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Right.

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Ohh!

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Okay.

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Girl?

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Ooh, rough night?

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Rough sex.

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Best I've had in...

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Yeah, best I've had.

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It was just a dream.

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With that J guy?

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Ooh, Josh?

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Uh, Charles.

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Oh, let me guess. You two were reading.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Doing crosswording.

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No, it's just my subconscious
working overtime

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after Charles put his
feelings out there yesterday,

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which I'm still freaking out about.

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Oh, God, you two and all your feelings.

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Just do it.

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"It," as in go have sex with Charles?

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Yeah, what's the big deal?

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It's an office flirtation.

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Just get it over with.

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Consummate and deflate.

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Oh, that's your advice? Bang your boss?

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It can't all be gold.

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Well, that can't happen
for so many reasons.

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No, I have to ignore my dream

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and march into his office

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and just shut this
workplace romance down.

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Repression... healthy
way to start your day.

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- Synced and corrected by AngMeng -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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You know that holds more liquid

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than the average human stomach, right?

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- Kelsey?
- Hmm?

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I'm sorry. God.
I'm a little scattered today.

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I did not sleep last night.

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Yeah, I was tossing and
turning last night too.

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I mean, why am I even going to work?

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It's a minefield.

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Charles blames me for
Zane poaching LL Moore.

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He's probably looming
outside my office right now.

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Charles doesn't loom.

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He's a giant. Liza, he... he looms.

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Well, then don't go to the office, then.

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Like, skip school?

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No, no, I mean just go
straight to PitchFest.

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Oh, my God, that's today.

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No, no, I cannot go put on a fake smile

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and listen to those hopeful amateurs

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pitch me their "Gone Girl" rip-offs.

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PitchFest is that bad?

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It's like auditions for "The Voice,"

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only you can't turn your chair away.

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Nope, no, I like your first idea better.

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Can you please cover for me?

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Of course.

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Rest up.

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Wow.

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Charles?

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He's not coming in.

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Oh, uh, did he say why?

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Isn't it obvious?

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This has never happened,

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not even during Hurricane
Sandy when our power went out

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and he marched his thoroughbred
thighs up 40 flights.

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So brave.

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Kelsey's office is empty too.

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Did she run away with her boyfriend,
the big game poacher?

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She's... working from home today.

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Pathetic attempt, Liza.

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But after this LL Moore fiasco,

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I can't blame her for
making herself scarce.

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This upstate vacay will
do wonders for you, dude.

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Okay, forget about work.
Forget about Zane.

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I can't if you keep reminding me.

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But hey, forget your emails.

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Dude, this will be a
healing retreat, okay?

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Just you and me.

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It'll be like an episode of "Girls,"

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except... except we like each other.

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Whoa.

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Was I high,

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or did I hear you leave,
like, two hours ago?

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I'm taking a mental health day.

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Or days. It's almost the weekend.

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What are you talking about?
It's Wednesday.

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Hey, Hector has loaned us

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his house on the Hudson, all right?

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There is a medium hot
tub and a hot hot tub.

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- Two hot tubs.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

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One's for soaking. One's for stroking.

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Hector's words, not mine.

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Do you want to join?

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Kelsey, no! It's girlscation.

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I'm sorry; there are no Adams allowed.

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It's fine. Uh...

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Guess my friend here won't
be invited either, so...

112
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Well, actually, you know,
it could be kind of handy

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having a house boy.

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Yes! You're hired.

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- Yeah!
- Give it here.

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Here.

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Edwina Dethridge

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is just an ordinary
girl from Poughkeepsie

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until one day, she discovers

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she has an identical twin sister

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who is a queen of an
alien race of spiders.

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So Edwina is a spider.

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No?

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You ready?

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Now, Lucky is a washed-up
coach in his 50s.

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But this is a Millennial story,

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because the object of
his desire is young,

128
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like Lolita young, hmm?

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A girl sees a murder on a bus,

130
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but she's a crackhead,
so no one believes her.

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And her memory's all messed
up 'cause of the crack,

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so it's like maybe she didn't see it;

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she did it.

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So it's like, uh, "Girl on the Train."

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Not at all. It happens on a bus.

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_

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_

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_

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Hi. Liza, right?

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Yes, I'm Pauline. Nice to meet you.

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Oh, my God, you must be exhausted.

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I have never been around
so much nervous energy,

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and I've survived two
Peppa Pig concerts.

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So I don't know how this works.

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- Do I just...
- Oh, your pitch.

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Yes, of course. Just jump right in.

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Okay, um, well...

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my book is kind of
"Primates of Park Avenue"

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meets Nora Ephron's "Heartburn."

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- You had me at "Heartburn."
- Oh, good.

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Roman à clef?

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Um, sort of, yeah.

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Creative Writing 101:
Write what you know.

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I got married, had kids,

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did the things you're meant to do.

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And I also sort of let my
husband steer the ship,

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which moored us on the Upper East Side,

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and, whoa, was I out of my depth.

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Pickups, drop-offs,

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hosting and attending charity events.

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I had no time to work, even freelance.

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So before I knew it,
I just lost sight of who I was

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as a writer, as a woman.

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Ugh, it's gonna sound
selfish and ungrateful,

165
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but... married life stifled me.

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I just needed to escape.

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I mean, I was losing it.

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I just needed a break.
I needed a little...

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Marriage vacation.

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Yes, you get it.

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You totally get it.

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But is it too heavy for Millennial?

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I mean, I read about you guys
in "EW"'s "29 under 29,"

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so I know you skew a lot younger.

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Would it be more of an Empirical book?

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You know, actually,
I think it could appeal

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to Millennial readers
as a cautionary tale...

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you know, understand what marriage is,

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go in with eyes open.

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Oh, I love that take.

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Look, it's just a work in progress.

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I don't even have a title yet.

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But could I email you some chapters?

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Yeah, I... please. Please do.

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I would love that.

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Thank you. It's so nice to meet you.

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Good luck with all these people.

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House boy reporting for duty.

189
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This place is a dump.

190
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Oh, it's the pits.

191
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- There you go.
- Yes.

192
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Are you still working?

193
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Don't tell Lauren.

194
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Oh, you creepin', Kels?

195
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- What?
- Yeah.

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God, vain much?

197
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Surprise shaman!

198
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So I recently graduated

199
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from my online shamanic studies course.

200
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Best 40 bucks ever spent, by the way.

201
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And then I went on Darknet,

202
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and I ordered everything
needed to brew ayahuasca.

203
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- What?
- Yes!

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Now we can finally access
the parts of our brains

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that we're born with and we die with.

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Okay, wait, my buddy
Sky went and did this

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in Joshua Tree, and he came back

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with one blue eye, one brown.

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They used to be green.

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Oh.

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- Josh? Josh!
- No!

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That shit is sacred, okay?

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Not to be messed with.

214
00:10:01,581 --> 00:10:04,245
You either do it in Peru
or you don't do it at all.

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00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:07,169
You're fired!

216
00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:09,772
Liza. Hey.

217
00:10:09,872 --> 00:10:11,074
Oh, my God, thanks for covering for me.

218
00:10:11,154 --> 00:10:13,156
I'm sure it's a total shitshow.

219
00:10:15,439 --> 00:10:18,383
It is, but I did hear
one amazing pitch...

220
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mature, sophisticated.

221
00:10:20,526 --> 00:10:22,489
I think it could really
expand the Millennial brand.

222
00:10:22,569 --> 00:10:24,291
I already have the first
couple of chapters.

223
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You want to read?

224
00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:29,077
I will, but I'm kind of
disconnecting upstate.

225
00:10:29,177 --> 00:10:30,880
Oh, okay. By yourself?

226
00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:33,363
- No, Lauren's here.
- Hi!

227
00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:35,085
Hey. Good, I'm glad you're not alone.

228
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All right, I'll just...
I'll leave you to it.

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Okay, I'll see you in the city.

230
00:10:39,951 --> 00:10:42,334
Uh, why didn't you say Josh was with us?

231
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Oh.

232
00:10:43,636 --> 00:10:45,499
Uh...

233
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no reason.

234
00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:03,202
Oh, my God.

235
00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:05,444
- We should just stay here.
- Yup.

236
00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:06,806
I'll get a bar job,

237
00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:08,388
commit to my passion for day drinking.

238
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,731
Ooh, yes, and I'll run the
ghost tours in Sleepy Hollow.

239
00:11:10,831 --> 00:11:12,494
Josh could open a tattoo shop.

240
00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:14,596
Dude, I knew it.

241
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,340
You knew what?

242
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,383
Wait, clearly, it was my
shamanic energy, okay?

243
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:21,325
I have been shipping you two
since you moved in together.

244
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I have been offering
you up to the universe

245
00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:24,089
as a pair bond, and she has heard me.

246
00:11:24,169 --> 00:11:26,231
Namaste!

247
00:11:26,331 --> 00:11:29,115
Speak English, please.

248
00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:31,358
You're in love with Josh.

249
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,042
Wha... no?

250
00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:35,884
Ah, okay, okay. So wait.

251
00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:37,726
He's in love with you,
and you're just what?

252
00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:39,589
You're just serving him
up some pity clitty.

253
00:11:39,669 --> 00:11:41,972
Yeah, that's sad, Kelsey, but,
you know, I've been there.

254
00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:45,376
No, Josh and I are friends. That's all.

255
00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:47,879
No, no, that is exactly how
these things always start, dude.

256
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,962
Have you seen a single
Cameron Diaz movie?

257
00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:54,308
Listen, I know this is hard
for you to understand,

258
00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:56,631
but not everyone wants
to screw the crew.

259
00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:58,794
No, it's gonna
happen, dude, okay?

260
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The universe wills it so.

261
00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:03,400
Yo!

262
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,282
Yo.

263
00:12:05,382 --> 00:12:06,824
You guys got to come
inside and see this.

264
00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:09,327
I know I'm super stoned right now,

265
00:12:09,427 --> 00:12:11,090
but this is crazy.

266
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,331
It's crazy!

267
00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:15,956
Let's go.

268
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,021
Are you ready for this?

269
00:12:20,121 --> 00:12:21,824
- They're everywhere.
- What?

270
00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:25,028
- Dicks.
- Oh, my God!

271
00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:26,950
The doorknob's a knob.

272
00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:30,875
You guys, I knew Hector was
a huge Keith Haring fan,

273
00:12:30,975 --> 00:12:33,118
but this is next-level willy worship.

274
00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:35,221
Oh, my God.

275
00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:38,926
It's a members only club.

276
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,770
Oh, my God, it's a penis palace!

277
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,253
Yo! There's a bone throne in there.

278
00:12:44,353 --> 00:12:46,536
- A what?
- A bone throne.

279
00:12:46,636 --> 00:12:47,637
Oh, my God, that looks painful.

280
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,219
Lauren, get down now.

281
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,469
_

282
00:13:03,306 --> 00:13:05,689
_

283
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,500
_

284
00:13:26,129 --> 00:13:32,002
_

285
00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:16,072
Come in.

286
00:14:21,544 --> 00:14:23,021
Hey.

287
00:14:23,121 --> 00:14:25,124
Hey.

288
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,913
Never did get around

289
00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:34,075
to eating that cupcake yesterday.

290
00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:36,298
Yeah, it's probably hard by now.

291
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,162
I... I mean stale. Dry.

292
00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:42,907
- I don't know what I'm saying.
- You okay?

293
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:45,029
Uh, you seem a little jumpy.

294
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:00,670
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

295
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,112
What?

296
00:15:02,212 --> 00:15:03,373
I have to tell you something.

297
00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,556
Don't talk.

298
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,659
All we do is talk.

299
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:14,328
What's that?

300
00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:15,569
The janitor?

301
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:16,691
Shit, the janitor!

302
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,793
Oh, my God.

303
00:15:22,478 --> 00:15:24,301
Hey, George.

304
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,163
Oh, sorry. I didn't know
anyone was still here.

305
00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:29,027
Uh, yeah, just... just finishing up.

306
00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,469
Oh, yeah, we were...

307
00:15:30,569 --> 00:15:31,950
I was just telling Charles

308
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,633
about this, um, incredible book

309
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,395
that I got pitched.

310
00:15:35,495 --> 00:15:38,239
It's first-rate.

311
00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:40,341
Yeah, that... that fell.

312
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,122
It's all set.

313
00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:00,548
Bye-bye. Thank you.

314
00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,650
Good night, George.

315
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,834
Oh, my God.

316
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,877
Pauline Turner?

317
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:09,239
What is this?

318
00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:12,002
Oh, um, it's great, actually.

319
00:16:12,102 --> 00:16:14,646
This is by a first-time novelist

320
00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:17,049
about a wife who gives up
her career to be a mom

321
00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:19,412
and then feels suffocated
by her own life,

322
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,817
so she kind of takes a
vacation from her family.

323
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,579
I met her at PitchFest.

324
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,681
What did she look like?

325
00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:30,987
Uh, well, um... why?

326
00:16:31,087 --> 00:16:33,771
Uh, did she look like this?

327
00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:41,220
How do you have a picture with Pauline?

328
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,128
Because I was married to her.

329
00:16:57,241 --> 00:17:00,114
Charles, I am so sorry. I... she...

330
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:01,729
Pauline...

331
00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:04,221
I just... I didn't know
that she was your...

332
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,114
She didn't say anything about you.

333
00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:08,756
I have to get home.

334
00:17:08,856 --> 00:17:10,919
I have to... I have to
read this carefully,

335
00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:12,161
call my lawyer.

336
00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:15,264
Uh... good night.

337
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:26,740
Hello?

338
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,842
Sorry!

339
00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:40,638
Psst!

340
00:17:40,738 --> 00:17:42,240
Hey.

341
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,202
What's going on? You can't sleep?

342
00:17:44,302 --> 00:17:46,365
- Mm-mm.
- Me either.

343
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,448
It's too quiet out here.

344
00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:51,572
I miss the sound of
ambulances and jackhammers.

345
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:54,035
You know?

346
00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:58,140
Oh.

347
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,983
It was all I could find.

348
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,404
Okay, I'm just gonna drink
right from the bottle,

349
00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,888
if that's okay with you.

350
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,432
So it turns out

351
00:18:07,532 --> 00:18:08,894
that running away from your problems

352
00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:10,356
is as dumb as it sounds.

353
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,838
Why?

354
00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:14,438
- What's going on?
- I love my job.

355
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:16,503
And I could lose it.

356
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,660
You're not gonna lose it.
You're a boss, Kels.

357
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:22,011
And I'm scared to trust people.

358
00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:25,325
Like, I let Zane in, trusted him,

359
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:26,806
got burned again.

360
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,620
I get that.

361
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:31,684
I mean, I trusted Liza, Montana.

362
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:34,908
It's starting to feel like

363
00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:36,691
everyone's just out for themselves.

364
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,711
Well, everyone has an agenda.

365
00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:41,758
- I don't.
- Neither do I.

366
00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:47,805
Okay, well, maybe I
have a little agenda,

367
00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:49,928
but I'm not an asshole about it.

368
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,150
Look.

369
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:55,594
You are gonna bounce back
just fine, all right?

370
00:18:57,456 --> 00:18:59,954
You're one of the strongest
people I know, so...

371
00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:05,809
I'm glad you're here.

372
00:19:07,171 --> 00:19:09,173
Yeah, me too.

373
00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:28,178
We can't.

374
00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:30,822
I know. I'm sorry.

375
00:19:30,922 --> 00:19:32,304
That was a crazy idea.

376
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,894
No, it's not crazy.

377
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:37,141
It's just not right.

378
00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:43,118
Yeah.

379
00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:45,160
Good night, Josh.

380
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,959
Charles, is everything okay?

381
00:20:15,059 --> 00:20:16,161
Yeah, yeah.

382
00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:17,763
I'm... I'm sorry, Liza,

383
00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:20,246
for that... for that very abrupt exit.

384
00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:23,490
But I read... I read Pauline's chapters.

385
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,092
Must be awful

386
00:20:25,192 --> 00:20:26,954
to have your life
mischaracterized in that way.

387
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:30,799
Well, actually,
some of it's pretty honest.

388
00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:33,143
- Oh?
- Yeah.

389
00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:36,307
She makes some parallels to... to me

390
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,630
and... and to our marriage, and...

391
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:42,915
But I am just trying to
figure out what to do next.

392
00:20:43,015 --> 00:20:44,958
Maybe you should call her.

393
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:46,720
You know, I think I'd rather wait

394
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,843
until I've read the whole book,
if it's out there.

395
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:52,888
But look, I will take care of this,

396
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:55,452
and I am... I'm very sorry

397
00:20:55,552 --> 00:20:57,895
that you got pulled into this, Liza.

398
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,338
And by the way,

399
00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:02,220
I don't regret

400
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,745
what happened tonight at all,

401
00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:07,968
just the way it got interrupted.

402
00:21:11,372 --> 00:21:12,834
Good night.

403
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,937
Good night.

404
00:21:32,117 --> 00:21:34,406
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