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Previously on "Wrecked"...

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The pirates came here on a cruise ship?

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Specifically, a Red Hot Chili
Peppers tribute cruise?

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Full throttle.

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We're going home!

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This thing whole thing
with Owen and Florence,

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it's like, "Remember me,
your old best friend?"

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you really think I was gonna let
you rot in the pit your whole life?

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Come here.

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What? I'm sorry. Who are you?

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It's me... Corey.
Do you not know who I am?

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- Who the hell is this guy?
- Corey!

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I've literally been on the
island the entire time.

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- Will you marry me, like, for reals?
- Yes!

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Yeah!

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Announcement time, dummies,

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so shut up and listen
to smokin'-hot fiancée.

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Babe?

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So, all this time out
here on the boat...

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It's really given us a chance to think.

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You know, the reality is,
when we get back home,

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we'll probably all go our separate ways.

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That's why while we're all still here,

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- me and Todd are getting...
- We're getting married!

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Yeah!

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Right here on the boat.
You guys are all invited.

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And we wanted to tell you
guys first, because, well,

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you guys are our best friends.

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Aww.

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And you're our best friends!

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Whoo! Wow!

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Todd and Jess finally wed! Yeah!

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I just got to say,

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watching your love blossom
these past few months...

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has been one of the greatest
pleasures of my life...

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Of our lives.

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Oh, my God.

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I should officiate the
wedding. I'm ordained.

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It would be such an honor.
That's, of course, if you'll have me.

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Who are you, bro?

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- What? 7
- Who are you?

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Who am I? I'm Corey.

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Corey.

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Corey!

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Seriously?!

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Co... I saved your life!

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I saved your life from him!

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No, I don't think so.

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Yes, I did!

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I absolutely did!
Florence, you remember!

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Okay.

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Okay. I get it.

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I see what's going on here.

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You're pulling my chain.
You're joshin' me.

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It's not gonna work this time, Todd.

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- Seriously, Josh, I don't...
- Corey!

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My name is Corey!

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Say it!

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Say it at the same time that I say it!

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- Gordy.
- Cor... Corey!

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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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I'm gonna wear this dead
lady's dress to the wedding.

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What are you gonna wear?

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Yeah. You know what?
I was thinking that, uh...

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I might not go to the wedding, so...

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What are you talking about?
It's Todd and Jess.

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They are literally the
only other couple we know.

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See, that's the thing,
though. It's like...

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Man, are we even a couple?

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What?!

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Okay, it's like we just
started hooking up, right?

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We're probably gonna get
rescued soon, and then

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I-I think... I think I'm just unclear

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on, like, what is supposed
to happen when we get back.

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'Cause we don't even
live in the same city,

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so does that mean that one
of us is gonna, like, move

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to the other city? Am I gonna,
like, pack up all my stuff?

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Am I gonna help you pack up
all your stuff? Like, how...

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Okay.

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Have you seen the movie "Speed"?

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- Of course.
- Okay.

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In the movie "Speed,"
Sandra Bullock and Keanu

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fall in love on a speeding bus, right?

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Cruise Control" come out,

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they're not together anymore.

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Why do you think that is?

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'Cause Keanu didn't
want to do the sequel?

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No, it's because their
relationship only worked

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in a time of crisis.

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Sorry, what does this have to
do with Todd and Jess' wedding?

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Going to a wedding is something
that normal couples do,

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and we don't even know if we're
ever gonna be a normal couple.

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That's...

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Okay. You know,

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I'm not gonna let your
weird relationship hang-ups

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ruin this wedding for me,

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and I certainly won't
let it ruin "Speed."

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- Oh! Pack!
- Hey.

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Fancy seeing you here in
the captain's quarters.

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I guess we both had the same idea.

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- Yeah. Find a suit.
- Jerk off on the bed

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and wipe my knob on the curtains.

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What did you say?

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What... What did you say?

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I'm looking for a suit.

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Yeah, same... Looking for a suit.

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Okay. Yeah.

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So... let's do it.

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Let's look for those... suits.

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Okay.

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Aha! Lucky days!

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Look at that... Captain's whites!

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You know, I could have been in the navy.

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I had the height, but,
of course, I can't swim.

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I look good in white. Shut up! Shut up!

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I think I found something!

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There's no need to be rude.
We both found things.

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Oh, my God! Don't jump!

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Okay.

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What are you doing out here,
man? Where's Florence?

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I don't know. We kind of had a... fight.

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Oh, no! That sucks.

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See, I'm just trying to
explain to her that right now,

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we might feel like Keanu and Bullock
in "Speed," but when we get home

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and we're not in danger anymore,
we might feel more like

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- Cruise Control."
- Thank you. You get me.

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Yeah, I get it. You're totally Keanu.

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And if she doesn't think that,
then... psh!...

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Let her go find some Jason Patric.

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Totally. Who? What?

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- Jason Patric.
- Who's that?

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The guy that replaced
Keanu in "Speed 2."

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They replaced Keanu?

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Now, he and Sandy... They had chemistry.

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But Keanu was never supposed to
be with her in the first place.

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He was supposed to be with
his bud, Jeff Daniels,

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'cause Jeff Daniels was the
guy in his ear the whole time.

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Okay, good. Good. Yeah.

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I got to go find Florence.
I got to apologize.

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Thank you, Danny.

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$165,000!

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Guy Ritchie!

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But who do you think left it here?

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The pirates! Steve,
this is a pirate ship!

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Oh, yeah. I mean, obviously.

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Yeah, the pirates.

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Good. So, we'll split it
up with the rest of them.

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What's $165,000 divided by 35?

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Uh...

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I want to say $7? $7?

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What if we didn't share
it with the others?

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- Keep it a secret?
- Think about it.

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If we split it with everyone,
that's like...

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$7. Exactly.

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But if we split it just
between the two of us,

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then that's like...

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8...

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7... 80...

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... uh, pretty much $80,000.

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Wow! Pretty much $80,000?

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And if you want to keep
that pretty much $80,000...

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we're gonna have to
keep this between us.

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Ohh.

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I got to warn you,
I can't keep a secret.

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- You're a grown man.
- It's burning inside me already.

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- I'm gonna tell someone.
- Steve, just... Steve.

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- Ohh!
- Lock it up.

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Okay. It's locked.

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You know, um, you look
like a born-again...

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Hey, Florence. Wow.

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You look... incredible.

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- Hi, Chris.
- It's Corey.

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Whatever. Florence, I wonder
if I could talk to you alone

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for just a moment about the wedding.

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Um, it's funny you mention that,

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because Chris here just asked
me if I want to go with him,

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'cause Chris likes weddings
and he's not weird about them.

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Isn't that right, Chris?

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Yeah. TBH, I love weddings.

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And, actually, it's, uh, Corey,

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but I can tell that Owen's getting
you flustered, so it's no big deal.

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I'm sorry, aren't you
supposed to be officiating?

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Um, a minister can have a date, Owen.

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It's not the Dark Ages.

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Oh, my God!

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And you're fine with that, right,

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because we're not a normal couple?

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No, I'm great with it. I wan you to go.

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Good. Because it's happening!

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I'm gonna go to this frickin'
wedding with this guy,

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and we're gonna have a
great frickin' time!

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Great! I hope you do!

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OMG!

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Corey, she is into you, bud.

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She's into you.

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Oh, man.

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What can I say, man? Oh, wow.

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Wow.

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Dearly beloved,

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we are gathered here
today to celebrate love.

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Let's face it...

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Todd and Jess are basically
the Jim and Pam of the island.

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At least that's what she said.

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That's...

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Your suit looks good, man.

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Ohh.

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I cannot believe that she came
to this wedding with that.

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It, uh... It's my understanding that...

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I mean, look at him. He's goofy.

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The guy's goofy.

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Dude, I know you're bummed,

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but look on the bright side.
Now you get to hang with the Dan Man!

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Hey, can you guys shut the [BLEEP] up?!

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I'm trying to listen to the vows! Jesus.

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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

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Ohhhh!

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Whoo!

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Oh, God, the money...

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I can't stop thinking about it.

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Look at everyone.
They can smell it on us.

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Jesus, Steve, chill out!

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Pack! Steve! Thank you guys for coming!

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Oh, my God. I love the suits!

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You guys are killing it!

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Oh, please. The only one
in white who matters today

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- is this lady angel.
- Oh, stop.

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You look like 165,000 bucks.

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A million bucks! I mean a
million. That's insane.

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Who even has $165,000?

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Certainly not me. Or him. So, we...

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Okay, you know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna go to the bar.

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Congrats again, Jess. You look radiant.

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- Ah, thank you.
- Pull yourself together, man!

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Champagne for my real friends,

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real pain for my sham friends.

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You're right. I shoul do something.

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What?

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Uh, can I have your attention, please?

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- I'd like to make a toast.
- Yeah!

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Roast me, pretty boy! Come on!

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Yeah, I'm not... I'm not
really much of a wedding guy.

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In fact, I-I usually try and avoid 'em.

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But, um, when I see what
Todd and Jess have together,

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it makes me reconsider.

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Telling someone how you feel
about them can... can be scary.

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You know, it all happens so fast.

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But if you're lucky enough to
find someone in this world

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that makes you happy,

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then you should do whatever it
takes to hold on to them...

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at whatever speed.

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To Todd and Jess!

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Yeah!

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00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,352
You got me, man.

254
00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:04,122
He got me, everybody.

255
00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,618
I found some money.

256
00:11:14,628 --> 00:11:16,234
Cool!

257
00:11:16,244 --> 00:11:18,087
I had to tell someone.

258
00:11:18,097 --> 00:11:21,372
And you're a bit of a lost vagrant,
caught between the tides.

259
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,649
It's not like you're gonna tell anyone.

260
00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:26,385
Speaking of finding shit, though...

261
00:11:28,193 --> 00:11:29,753
What's that?

262
00:11:29,763 --> 00:11:31,309
It's kush. It's weed.

263
00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:32,750
You want to toke some?

264
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,085
Um, no, I'm good for now.

265
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,319
- You've already had a little?
- Yeah, I've had a "lottle."

266
00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:41,049
Oh, I feel much better.

267
00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:43,227
How much scratch did you find, anyway?

268
00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:46,129
Oh, around $165,000.

269
00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:52,411
Well, ain't that somethin'?

270
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,540
How 'bout that speech, huh, Corky?

271
00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,575
That Owen's got himself a silver tongue.

272
00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,143
Yeah, I guess.

273
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,145
Honestly, he's really
starting to piss me off.

274
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,613
Tell me about it.

275
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:06,384
Looked like he and Florence
were vibing pretty hard.

276
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,819
What are you saying?

277
00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:11,017
Oh, just if you don't do something,

278
00:12:11,027 --> 00:12:14,625
pretty soon, he might be using
that silver tongue on her.

279
00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:16,127
On her?

280
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:18,496
What does that even...

281
00:12:18,506 --> 00:12:21,098
You got to fight for
what's yours, buddy.

282
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,533
Oh, my God.

283
00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:42,515
So, uh...

284
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,655
... Chet has a gun to my back.

285
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,569
What?

286
00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:50,529
'Sup, Pack? Where's my money, dickface?

287
00:12:50,539 --> 00:12:53,429
I left you alone for two minutes!
You told him about the money?!

288
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,368
The guy could barely string
a sentence together!

289
00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:56,567
How did he get a gun?!

290
00:12:56,577 --> 00:12:58,703
There's a lot we don't know
about Chester Montgomery.

291
00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:01,029
- Your name is Chester Montgomery?7
- It has to be.

292
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,010
- Wow.
- Now, here's what we're gonna do.

293
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:06,032
The three of us are gonna
stroll out of here real mellow.

294
00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:09,596
Okay? And then you're gonna take
me straight to that bag of cash.

295
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,816
- Get it?
- Yeah.

296
00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:16,320
Congratulations, kids.

297
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,155
Hey, thanks, broseph.

298
00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:27,227
Owen! Oh, my God!

299
00:13:27,237 --> 00:13:31,402
Dude, that speech up there
was absolutely incredible!

300
00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:32,960
Just kidding.

301
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,739
I hated your stupid speech.

302
00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:36,407
What? Wow.

303
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:39,510
This suit... who has had a
chance to drink this thing in?

304
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,178
That is a sharp suit.

305
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,830
Psych-out again.

306
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,635
I hate your stupid little suit,

307
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:47,752
except for the embroidery on back,
which is actually pretty bad-ass.

308
00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,405
Hey, man, why don't you just relax?

309
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,355
"Hey, man, why don't you just relax?"

310
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,158
Why don't you relax, okay?

311
00:13:53,168 --> 00:13:55,693
Florence chose me, not you,

312
00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:59,198
so stay away from her... or else.

313
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,365
This has been an incredible chat!

314
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,514
When you guys get a sec,
you got to talk to this guy.

315
00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:04,891
Lot of wisdom, lot of knowledge.

316
00:14:04,902 --> 00:14:07,538
Dude, we have got to
hang out, and we will.

317
00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:09,206
You know we will.

318
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,608
Just kidding.

319
00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:14,506
I would never hang out
with you in any situation.

320
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,092
Pull the money out, Pack. Ah.

321
00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:26,124
Don't try anything, or I'll go,

322
00:14:26,134 --> 00:14:28,429
"Blap! Blap, blap, blap,
blap, blap, blap!"

323
00:14:28,439 --> 00:14:31,668
Oh, so many blaps.
So, what, Chet? What's your plan?

324
00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:33,498
You're gonna take the
money and swim for it?

325
00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:35,893
- Y-You're gonna kill us first?
- Take it from me, Chet...

326
00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:38,150
You don't want to kill anyone.

327
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,241
Oh, you think I haven't
killed someone before?!

328
00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:42,060
Trust me, these dirty hands

329
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,745
have killed many people! Oh! Oh!

330
00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:46,107
And for 165 thou,

331
00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:47,315
I'll kill again...

332
00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:50,326
Anybody that stands in my...

333
00:14:56,578 --> 00:15:00,070
You were threatening my
life with a beer bottle?!

334
00:15:02,674 --> 00:15:04,332
I'll kill you!

335
00:15:08,096 --> 00:15:09,673
Steve, what are you doing?!

336
00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:12,473
Aaah! I'm gonna thumb his eyes out!

337
00:15:12,483 --> 00:15:14,175
Aah! Stop! Aah!

338
00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:18,601
Steve, you just said you
don't want to kill anyone!

339
00:15:18,611 --> 00:15:20,415
I don't know what came over me.

340
00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:22,150
Ugh!

341
00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:26,154
The son of a bitch clocked me.

342
00:15:26,164 --> 00:15:29,190
The money! He took the money!
Get him! Right!

343
00:15:33,738 --> 00:15:36,172
Hey. Listen, that speech was just...

344
00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:39,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speech. Whatever.
Listen, that guy that you're with...

345
00:15:39,131 --> 00:15:41,014
- Kyle, Kirk, whatever his name is...
- Carl.

346
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,310
Okay, whatever.
That guy is a total psycho,

347
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,340
and you need to get away
from him, like, right now.

348
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,720
What is wrong with you?

349
00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:48,954
First you tell me you don't
want to come to the wedding,

350
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:50,813
and then you show up and
make some big speech,

351
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,599
and now you're acting jealous?

352
00:15:52,609 --> 00:15:53,681
Jealous?

353
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,384
Yeah. Is a lion jealous of a potato?

354
00:15:56,394 --> 00:15:58,320
Oh, my God. You think you're a lion?

355
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,355
Well, I'm certainly not a potato!

356
00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:02,032
Hey, Florence.

357
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,491
Everything okay over here?

358
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,205
Yeah. Couldn't be better.

359
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,574
Hey, but let's go dance.
I frickin' love this song.

360
00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:09,859
Yeah, I'd love to.

361
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,199
We'll be right back, except...

362
00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:12,533
no, we won't.

363
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,307
Hey, man.

364
00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:22,210
Uh, sometimes you win some,
sometimes you lose some,

365
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,511
and sometimes you drink some.

366
00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:25,594
Okay, thanks.

367
00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:28,077
She's just doing this to make
me jealous. Hey, Karen...

368
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,417
... let's dance.

369
00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:31,652
It's about [BLEEP] time.

370
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,492
Yah! Huh!

371
00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:38,621
It's mine!

372
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:21,869
Ohhh! Ohh! Sorry!

373
00:17:25,049 --> 00:17:27,942
Aah! Uh-uh-uh-uh-yuh!

374
00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:48,463
One more step and I'll drop it!

375
00:17:48,473 --> 00:17:50,798
Don't do it.

376
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,366
Look at us!

377
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:55,123
We're slapping the shit out
of each other, and for what?!

378
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,806
For the money, asshole!

379
00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:58,639
It's just the money,
but don't... don't...

380
00:17:58,649 --> 00:18:01,576
I said no more steps!

381
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:03,678
Yah-ha-ah!

382
00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:05,880
Noooooooooooo! Noooooooooooo!

383
00:18:09,177 --> 00:18:11,431
I see what you're doing.

384
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:14,571
You're using me to make
your girlfriend jealous.

385
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,691
Well, let me tell you something, pal.

386
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,959
I am in-to it.

387
00:18:17,969 --> 00:18:19,961
Ah. Hey. Karen, hey.

388
00:18:19,971 --> 00:18:22,063
Ooh. Karen, I think you
have the wrong idea.

389
00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:24,532
Oh, shh. No judgment. Unh.

390
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,860
This is the greatest
night of my entire life.

391
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,570
It just feels so right, you know?!

392
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,380
Florence!

393
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,329
Florence, wait!

394
00:18:40,545 --> 00:18:43,151
Hey! Hey! Florence,
that wasn't what it looked like!

395
00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:45,173
Oh, really? Because what it looked like

396
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,206
is you were being a real horse's ass.

397
00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:48,433
This is exactly why I didn't even

398
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:50,268
want to go to the wedding
in the first place,

399
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,574
because I knew it was gonna
turn into some stupid fight!

400
00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:55,430
A fight you caused by acting
like a total lunatic!

401
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,628
I know I'm acting like a lunatic,
and I can't seem to stop myself

402
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,321
because I have feelings for you!

403
00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:02,581
That's funny, 'cause I have
feelings for you, too!

404
00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:05,159
That's great, because when we
finally get home from this thing,

405
00:19:05,169 --> 00:19:06,761
I'd really like to make this work!

406
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,312
Then we are totally on the same page!

407
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,731
Well, then, why didn't we just
say that in the first place?!

408
00:19:10,742 --> 00:19:12,967
'Cause communication is really hard.

409
00:19:19,963 --> 00:19:22,744
Maybe it's better the money's gone.

410
00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,980
I'm sorry I went all Wall
Street on you dudes back there.

411
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,527
That's not me.

412
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,649
Did you say that you killed someone?

413
00:19:29,659 --> 00:19:31,349
What?

414
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:33,718
No, Pack. What?

415
00:19:33,728 --> 00:19:35,923
Absolutely not.

416
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,331
I might have.

417
00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:42,864
There's a small chance
that that's 100% true.

418
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:46,301
Hey, you want to get some cake?

419
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,269
Oh, God. Yes.

420
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:49,871
Yeah.

421
00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:51,072
Pack?

422
00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:53,945
I'm way too lifted to walk.

423
00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:55,182
Hey.

424
00:19:55,192 --> 00:19:57,700
Thanks for pulling us in from the edge.

425
00:19:58,856 --> 00:20:01,151
- The edge?
- Yeah.

426
00:20:01,837 --> 00:20:04,252
- The edge.
- What edge?

427
00:20:04,262 --> 00:20:06,688
The edge of time.

428
00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:09,646
I've been to the edge of time?

429
00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:26,140
? Hot dog

430
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:27,975
? Tequila hot dog

431
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,811
? Tequila hot dog

432
00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:32,146
? Tequila hot dog

433
00:20:32,156 --> 00:20:33,681
Ohh.

434
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,883
Oh, shit.

435
00:20:35,893 --> 00:20:37,226
Conga!

436
00:20:57,432 --> 00:21:01,894
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