1 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,609 Aww! Look at these two. 2 00:00:09,375 --> 00:00:13,296 She's been dreaming about this day since she was a sapling. 3 00:00:14,375 --> 00:00:16,296 He's got a tiny stick up his butt. 4 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:20,109 But you can't deny they were made for each other. 5 00:00:21,101 --> 00:00:22,296 Stella? 6 00:00:22,321 --> 00:00:23,656 - Hmm? - ?Who are you talking to? 7 00:00:24,007 --> 00:00:25,184 Oh. 8 00:00:25,281 --> 00:00:27,828 - Thought I was talking to you. - Oh, let me guess. 9 00:00:28,164 --> 00:00:29,722 You two need a wedding cake. 10 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:31,906 Actually, we need a funeral cake. 11 00:00:33,361 --> 00:00:34,960 - That's not a thing. - Right. 12 00:00:34,992 --> 00:00:38,328 But I love cake, and it's my funeral. 13 00:00:38,693 --> 00:00:40,250 My living funeral. 14 00:00:40,868 --> 00:00:42,656 - I'm dying. - Wow. 15 00:00:43,561 --> 00:00:44,656 I'm so sorry. 16 00:00:44,681 --> 00:00:45,929 Oh, no, don't be. 17 00:00:46,153 --> 00:00:48,609 My life has been pretty amazing. 18 00:00:49,187 --> 00:00:51,453 I can honestly say I wouldn't change a thing. 19 00:00:51,984 --> 00:00:54,060 From the minute I was diagnosed with cancer, 20 00:00:54,085 --> 00:00:56,546 my mom and dad were there for me no matter what. 21 00:00:56,571 --> 00:00:58,757 - We're here for you. - No matter what. 22 00:01:00,775 --> 00:01:01,921 Over the next few years, 23 00:01:01,946 --> 00:01:05,703 my brother Aiden encouraged me to live like I was dying. 24 00:01:09,267 --> 00:01:10,468 Because I was. 25 00:01:10,914 --> 00:01:12,070 Yeah! 26 00:01:12,899 --> 00:01:16,117 My sister Elizabeth never let me miss a beat... 27 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,742 even when I was at my absolute worst. 28 00:01:23,578 --> 00:01:26,328 My family always helped me face my fears. 29 00:01:27,789 --> 00:01:30,690 So that dying would seem like the next great adventure. 30 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,656 Would you do something for me? 31 00:01:34,945 --> 00:01:37,823 Six years in, I thought I had done it all. 32 00:01:37,825 --> 00:01:39,210 Would you get me out of here? 33 00:01:39,504 --> 00:01:41,992 But then I was watching this sappy cancer movie 34 00:01:42,017 --> 00:01:43,976 with my sister and her husband, Diego, 35 00:01:44,195 --> 00:01:46,170 and I realized that there was still one thing 36 00:01:46,195 --> 00:01:47,437 left for me to do... 37 00:01:47,886 --> 00:01:49,515 find true love. 38 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,867 So after I stopped chemo, 39 00:01:51,892 --> 00:01:54,225 my dad scraped together the money to send me 40 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:56,054 to the birthplace of love... 41 00:01:56,644 --> 00:01:57,765 Paris. 42 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:09,373 Where I dressed up like a sexy mime 43 00:02:09,398 --> 00:02:11,492 and waited for my soul mate to appear. 44 00:02:12,656 --> 00:02:15,225 Oh! I'm so sorry. 45 00:02:15,484 --> 00:02:17,784 He was lost... literally. 46 00:02:18,656 --> 00:02:21,488 - Can you help me? - But he was also figuratively lost. 47 00:02:21,687 --> 00:02:23,554 See, he was afraid to live... 48 00:02:23,742 --> 00:02:25,609 And she was afraid to die. 49 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,264 Oh, baby, you've gotta stop adding that part. 50 00:02:28,289 --> 00:02:30,076 I was not afraid to die. 51 00:02:30,101 --> 00:02:31,484 We'll just tell it your way. 52 00:02:32,187 --> 00:02:35,812 So there we were, ?two strangers in Paris... 53 00:02:36,118 --> 00:02:38,085 falling in love the way only two people 54 00:02:38,087 --> 00:02:40,070 with nothing else to do truly can. 55 00:03:02,603 --> 00:03:04,436 You know what happens next. 56 00:03:23,966 --> 00:03:25,101 Stella? 57 00:03:25,925 --> 00:03:28,062 Will you spend ?the rest of your life... 58 00:03:29,077 --> 00:03:30,289 with me? 59 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:32,658 I love you. 60 00:03:33,976 --> 00:03:35,039 I love you, too. 61 00:03:40,092 --> 00:03:42,726 So I got my godmother Poppy to marry us. 62 00:03:42,985 --> 00:03:45,019 Sure, getting married was a rash decision, 63 00:03:45,021 --> 00:03:47,468 but it was only a six-to eight-month commitment, tops. 64 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,468 - I love you. - Not yet! 65 00:03:49,777 --> 00:03:52,484 "Husband and wife," I have to say that part. 66 00:03:53,531 --> 00:03:57,531 And so began the sexiest marriage ever. 67 00:04:00,312 --> 00:04:01,484 I know what you're thinking. 68 00:04:01,544 --> 00:04:04,578 Nobody has Sara Bareilles candle sex every night. 69 00:04:05,006 --> 00:04:06,359 But we do. 70 00:04:06,698 --> 00:04:07,976 Because we never know 71 00:04:08,001 --> 00:04:09,562 if it will be my last night on earth. 72 00:04:11,189 --> 00:04:12,773 That was a beautiful story. 73 00:04:14,164 --> 00:04:15,710 A little longer than I expected, 74 00:04:15,735 --> 00:04:17,828 but... a beautiful story. 75 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,656 You're life is like one of those romantic cancer movies. 76 00:04:22,239 --> 00:04:25,562 I want to give you a free cake. 77 00:04:26,234 --> 00:04:27,789 Thank you so much. 78 00:04:28,554 --> 00:04:30,960 Okay. I played the cancer card, 79 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,054 but you have to play the hand you're dealt. 80 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,320 After all, I am dying. 81 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,125 You're not dying. 82 00:04:38,906 --> 00:04:40,125 I'm sorry. 83 00:04:40,979 --> 00:04:42,242 What did you just say? 84 00:04:42,387 --> 00:04:44,445 The oncolytic virotherapy worked. 85 00:04:44,887 --> 00:04:46,156 Stella... 86 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,132 you're cured. 87 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:51,671 Oh, my God! That's amazing! 88 00:04:51,696 --> 00:04:53,396 That's amazing! Thank you so much! 89 00:05:07,321 --> 00:05:09,414 Needless to say, my living funeral 90 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,148 took on a whole new meaning. 91 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:16,218 I know that we've been 92 00:05:16,243 --> 00:05:17,554 down this road before... 93 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,796 Dr. Chang said that I'm not in remission... 94 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:24,304 I'm cured. 95 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,492 I don't believe it. 96 00:05:37,343 --> 00:05:38,835 Oh, Daddy, stop crying. 97 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,070 You're making me cry. 98 00:05:40,389 --> 00:05:42,250 Your mom's not gonna stop. 99 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,554 I'm so glad you're okay. 100 00:05:44,596 --> 00:05:45,750 Thank you. 101 00:05:46,136 --> 00:05:47,179 Who are you? 102 00:05:47,204 --> 00:05:48,898 Oh, I'm Aiden's friend Marlene. 103 00:05:48,923 --> 00:05:50,992 She's here for emotional support. 104 00:05:58,805 --> 00:06:00,538 We got rowdy that night. 105 00:06:01,524 --> 00:06:02,890 Even Dad danced. 106 00:06:12,257 --> 00:06:13,492 All right, hey, guys! 107 00:06:13,517 --> 00:06:15,734 Why are we still holding these eulogies 108 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:16,960 for someone who's not dying? 109 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,531 Why don't we just burn this thing, huh? 110 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:20,125 Who's with me? Come on! 111 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:23,652 This thing is not lighting. Okay, just give me a second. 112 00:06:23,677 --> 00:06:25,777 All right, okay. Okay, fine, fine, fine. 113 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,320 Okay. 114 00:06:28,396 --> 00:06:30,995 Oh, Stel, you should have invited Dr. Chang 115 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,421 so we could have thanked her in person. 116 00:06:32,446 --> 00:06:35,632 - Mmm. - ?Oh, this was just for family. 117 00:06:36,361 --> 00:06:39,015 - And apparently, Marlene. - Aww! 118 00:06:39,735 --> 00:06:41,000 Plus, I was thinking that I could... 119 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,414 I could throw Dr. Chang her own party next week 120 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:46,203 - instead of family dinner. - Of course, yes! 121 00:06:46,592 --> 00:06:48,382 So... what are you gonna do 122 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:50,070 with the first day of the rest of your life? 123 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,882 I don't know. ?Maybe I'll apply to college. 124 00:06:53,193 --> 00:06:57,117 I know a professor who could write me a good recommendation. 125 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:00,390 Everything okay, Daddy? 126 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:03,468 Yep. Never been better, Stel-belle. 127 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,554 Hey, did my dad seem weird to you? 128 00:07:12,825 --> 00:07:15,914 No, you're dad's ?just not a very emotional guy. 129 00:07:15,988 --> 00:07:18,382 Yeah. It's probably nothing. 130 00:07:18,952 --> 00:07:22,539 Okay, time for our private celebration. 131 00:07:22,928 --> 00:07:25,156 Play Sara Bareilles. 132 00:07:27,105 --> 00:07:28,273 Mmm. 133 00:07:32,114 --> 00:07:34,398 - Mmm. Actually... - ?Mm-hmm? 134 00:07:34,423 --> 00:07:35,617 Um... 135 00:07:36,566 --> 00:07:39,187 would you mind ?if we took the night off? 136 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,906 - I'm... I'm exhausted, and... - ?Yes. 137 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,031 Absolutely fine. No problem. 138 00:07:45,056 --> 00:07:46,522 Okay. I'm sorry. 139 00:07:47,427 --> 00:07:50,117 Today's just... been a lot. 140 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:51,820 And I... 141 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:53,250 don't want to be up for hours. 142 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:54,608 Babe, it doesn't have to take hours. 143 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:57,634 I mean, maybe we can just ditch the 600 candles 144 00:07:57,659 --> 00:07:58,906 and the indie-rock soundtrack 145 00:07:58,931 --> 00:08:01,332 and, you know, just get 'er done. 146 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:02,796 Oh. Ow. 147 00:08:02,844 --> 00:08:05,828 Am I the "'er" in that crude proposition? 148 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,273 Oh, no. I mean, yes, you are, but I... 149 00:08:08,298 --> 00:08:09,750 Do you not like the way we have sex? 150 00:08:09,775 --> 00:08:11,664 I love it. It's not that, I'm just saying 151 00:08:11,689 --> 00:08:13,851 that this isn't gonna be your last night on earth, 152 00:08:13,876 --> 00:08:15,765 so maybe we could change it up. 153 00:08:16,808 --> 00:08:18,578 I don't want anything to change. 154 00:08:20,858 --> 00:08:22,812 - You know what? Never mind. - Let's just go to bed. 155 00:08:28,618 --> 00:08:29,851 What are you doing? 156 00:08:31,301 --> 00:08:33,802 I always fall asleep with my head on your chest. 157 00:08:34,131 --> 00:08:37,234 Unless you don't like being my pillow anymore, either. 158 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:39,671 No, I... I love being your pillow. 159 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,804 Get in there. 160 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,375 Yeah. 161 00:08:47,228 --> 00:08:50,757 As I lay there, I could feel things were already changing, 162 00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:52,656 I just didn't know how much. 163 00:08:52,851 --> 00:08:55,031 - What? - Hi, Daddy. 164 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,828 Oh. ?-Just came to see how you were doing. 165 00:08:58,537 --> 00:09:00,971 Can't talk, Stel-belle, late for my lecture. 166 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:02,898 - Oh. - Rent's on the counter. 167 00:09:05,139 --> 00:09:06,367 Love you. 168 00:09:07,102 --> 00:09:08,281 What's going on? 169 00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,164 Mom just left Dad. 170 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,476 Do you... Do you want a waffle? 171 00:09:22,711 --> 00:09:24,210 ?These waffles are amazing. 172 00:09:25,852 --> 00:09:27,835 - You should try it. - Can you just stop with the waffle? 173 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,226 You're right, this is serious. A waffle isn't the answer. 174 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:32,492 Oh, I also have three flavors of Tasty Strudel... 175 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:34,414 Will someone just tell me what happened? 176 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:36,632 Lizzie, you take it. 177 00:09:37,462 --> 00:09:38,671 Oh, okay. 178 00:09:39,352 --> 00:09:42,726 The way Mom and Dad act around you is a show. 179 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:44,949 They've got problems. 180 00:09:45,179 --> 00:09:47,248 They just kept them from you 181 00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:49,171 because Dr. Chang told us not to dump in, 182 00:09:49,196 --> 00:09:52,093 because creating a positive emotional environment 183 00:09:52,331 --> 00:09:54,718 would give you a better shot at beating cancer. 184 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:56,093 So... 185 00:09:57,078 --> 00:09:58,890 we all kept stuff from you. 186 00:09:59,684 --> 00:10:00,898 You all have... 187 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,835 secrets you've been hiding from me for the last eight years? 188 00:10:04,359 --> 00:10:05,875 - Oh, uh... - No, no secrets. 189 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,031 I'm good. 190 00:10:07,246 --> 00:10:08,512 Are you lying? 191 00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:10,820 - Obviously. - Aiden is stress-eating. 192 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:13,828 So what are you're problems? 193 00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:17,437 Uh, Aiden is a grown man who still lives at home, 194 00:10:17,609 --> 00:10:20,084 sells his ADD medication to soccer moms, 195 00:10:20,109 --> 00:10:23,257 and uses your cancer to guilt them into sleeping with him. 196 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:27,154 - Well, Elizabeth hates her children. - ?I do not! 197 00:10:27,179 --> 00:10:29,889 Please, you said that you would trade them for a massage chair. 198 00:10:29,914 --> 00:10:31,476 I said that once. 199 00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:34,351 Okay, okay. I will admit I... 200 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,209 made sacrifices in my career 201 00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:38,404 so that I could have children early 202 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,648 to give Mom and Dad something positive to focus on. 203 00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:43,554 And I may regret that. 204 00:10:43,837 --> 00:10:47,161 And I may regret selling drugs and sleeping with soccer moms. 205 00:10:47,186 --> 00:10:50,468 - You do? - No! It's so fun! 206 00:10:50,507 --> 00:10:53,429 Guys, I do what I have to. 207 00:10:53,454 --> 00:10:55,506 Dad gives handouts to his dying daughter, 208 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,204 but all he gives his loser son is grief. 209 00:10:57,229 --> 00:10:59,492 - And a place to live. - Reluctantly. 210 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:01,310 He gives that reluctantly. 211 00:11:01,335 --> 00:11:05,062 Okay, you... might be beyond help. 212 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:06,437 But, Lizzie... 213 00:11:07,117 --> 00:11:09,929 if you need to focus on work, I can babysit. 214 00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:13,656 - You know nothing about kids. - That's not true. I know a lot. 215 00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:15,796 I believe... 216 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:17,648 the children are our future. 217 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,531 That sounds about right. 218 00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:22,585 I do have a stupid client dinner tomorrow night and... 219 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:24,203 - Done! - ?Oh. 220 00:11:25,406 --> 00:11:27,100 I probably should have run that by Wes, 221 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,031 but I figured he'd be cool with it. 222 00:11:29,281 --> 00:11:30,882 He loves to make me happy. 223 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,340 I mean, the past six months, 224 00:11:32,365 --> 00:11:34,664 I did whatever it took to make her happy, 225 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,687 even when it didn't always make me happy. 226 00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:38,273 Now I'm starting to worry 227 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,476 if I can keep it up for the rest of our lives. 228 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:41,851 Uh, you see, Wes, 229 00:11:42,148 --> 00:11:44,303 this is a support group 230 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,843 for the spouses of the terminally ill, 231 00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:48,710 which you no longer are. 232 00:11:48,735 --> 00:11:52,187 That's why we ordered you this celebratory pizza. 233 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:56,406 Ah, you guy! You're the best. 234 00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,904 Just before we dig into it, though, can I ask you... 235 00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:00,210 No. No. 236 00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:02,656 Wes, this pizza is a... 237 00:12:03,462 --> 00:12:05,125 it's a gesture of... 238 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:06,966 good-bye. 239 00:12:07,414 --> 00:12:09,140 It's a good-bye pizza. 240 00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:12,609 Yeah. Let's eat. 241 00:12:17,648 --> 00:12:19,576 I knew that my dad wasn't the type of guy 242 00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:21,531 that was gonna tell me what was going on, 243 00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:23,263 so I went to him. 244 00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:32,406 - Hey, Daddy. - ?Stel-belle. 245 00:12:33,281 --> 00:12:34,554 What are you doing here? 246 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,312 Can we talk about you and Mom? 247 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,937 - We're fine. ?- She left you. 248 00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,359 We've been better. 249 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:43,984 I know you want to protect me. 250 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,092 Lizzie told me about the whole dumping in thing 251 00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:49,239 while Aiden claimed you thought he was a loser. 252 00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:50,429 He is a loser. 253 00:12:50,976 --> 00:12:53,975 He spent an entire week hiding our garden gnomes in places 254 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,859 that would scare me in the dark. 255 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,460 That's... 256 00:12:58,186 --> 00:12:59,406 not funny. 257 00:13:01,187 --> 00:13:03,718 Dad, you don't have to protect me anymore. 258 00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:08,007 Just tell me what happened. Why did Mom leave? 259 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:10,625 She's just staying at Poppy's for a while 260 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,429 while she processes the fact... 261 00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:15,851 we may have to sell the house. 262 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,656 Why? 263 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:19,781 I can't afford the mortgage. 264 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:22,506 Or the second mortgage. 265 00:13:22,508 --> 00:13:24,890 Well, if you were hurting, why didn't you say something? 266 00:13:25,752 --> 00:13:28,554 You didn't have to pay for Paris or my wedding. 267 00:13:29,823 --> 00:13:30,956 Or my rent. 268 00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:35,273 No, I don't regret ?helping you for one second. 269 00:13:36,289 --> 00:13:37,890 But I should have been more responsible 270 00:13:37,915 --> 00:13:39,147 with how much I helped. 271 00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:41,382 I should have told your mother sooner. 272 00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,329 For the first time in my life, 273 00:13:45,331 --> 00:13:48,031 my dad needed my help more than I needed his. 274 00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:50,773 Here's what we're gonna do. I'll talk to Mom, 275 00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:53,515 and you are gonna figure out how to save the house. 276 00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:58,289 And to help, I am cutting myself off financially, 277 00:13:58,710 --> 00:13:59,910 starting right now. 278 00:14:00,148 --> 00:14:01,375 Rent check... 279 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:03,562 What about college? 280 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,210 - College is for dorks. - I'm a college professor. 281 00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:08,781 I'll get a job. 282 00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:12,984 So I did the same thing every desperate millennial 283 00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:16,303 with a funky haircut does, I became a barista. 284 00:14:16,328 --> 00:14:17,995 Never show up without the hat. 285 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,875 Yes! My first job ever! 286 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,835 Was it my dream job? 287 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,257 No. But it was a start. 288 00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:27,185 And now that I was pulling my own weight, 289 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:28,578 I thought it would be a good time for me 290 00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:30,843 to go by my godmother's house and talk to my mom. 291 00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:40,023 I thought wrong. 292 00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:44,413 As I watched my mother make up 293 00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:46,554 for missing 30 years of Lilith Fair, 294 00:14:46,796 --> 00:14:49,607 I realized why she loved her Subaru so much. 295 00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:52,398 I also realize that I knew lots of lesbian cliches. 296 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:53,882 What the hell?! 297 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,710 - Oh! Oh, my gosh! - What is going on? 298 00:14:56,735 --> 00:14:57,834 Honey, honey, this... 299 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,679 this doesn't mean ?what you think it means. 300 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,851 - It doesn't? - Oh, I don't know. I mean, we have... 301 00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:03,500 - we should talk about this. - Maybe later? 302 00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:05,484 Yeah, this is between you and your mom. 303 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,812 - I will be inside. If you need me... - She doesn't. 304 00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:10,445 She's married to my dad... who you know. 305 00:15:10,484 --> 00:15:11,804 - I should go. - Yeah. 306 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,085 - Right? - Yeah. 307 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,421 Okay, ok, okay, okay. 308 00:15:15,492 --> 00:15:17,771 Don't attack Poppy. This isn't her fault. 309 00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:19,273 Okay, then whose fault is it? 310 00:15:19,304 --> 00:15:20,604 Probably mine. 311 00:15:20,645 --> 00:15:22,492 Wait, so this isn't about the house? 312 00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:24,328 The hous... no. 313 00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:27,194 No, your father lying about money 314 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,320 is just part of the problem, honey. 315 00:15:29,703 --> 00:15:31,312 He closed himself off. 316 00:15:31,337 --> 00:15:33,593 So you're having an affair with Poppy? 317 00:15:33,618 --> 00:15:34,632 No. 318 00:15:35,121 --> 00:15:36,421 No, this is the first time anything 319 00:15:36,423 --> 00:15:37,937 has gotten physical with us. 320 00:15:37,962 --> 00:15:40,429 - Well, second... third. - ?Oh. 321 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,734 Our connection is mainly emotional. 322 00:15:42,829 --> 00:15:45,789 So you're having an emotional affair. 323 00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:48,233 Oh. You're making it sound so tacky. 324 00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:51,187 Well, it is tacky. You still have her lip gloss on your chin. 325 00:15:51,212 --> 00:15:53,742 Ew. What? Oh, God, look, I'm just... 326 00:15:54,382 --> 00:15:57,367 okay, look, I am just trying to explain that I am... 327 00:15:57,392 --> 00:15:59,210 I'm very confused. 328 00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:01,671 Look, honey... 329 00:16:02,451 --> 00:16:04,421 I have always put our family first. 330 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,421 But now it's my turn to start thinking about my needs. 331 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:09,953 You have to talk to Dad. 332 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:13,265 And give him a chance to fix this. 333 00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:16,594 I do. I will. ?I will talk to him, I promise. 334 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:19,864 But until I do, can we please keep this between the two of us? 335 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,570 Of course. 336 00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:23,829 But everyone knows telling the person you're married 337 00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:24,953 to doesn't count. 338 00:16:25,207 --> 00:16:27,085 - Oh. - Morning. 339 00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:28,684 Good morning. 340 00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:31,203 I still can't believe about your mum and Poppy. 341 00:16:31,228 --> 00:16:33,914 Oh, it's nothing. ?Just having a midlife crisis. 342 00:16:35,921 --> 00:16:37,749 Well, maybe it's a good thing 343 00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:39,960 that she's taking some time to sort stuff out, you know? 344 00:16:40,179 --> 00:16:41,859 You can't really have a happy marriage 345 00:16:41,884 --> 00:16:44,023 without being honest about who you are. 346 00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:46,203 Whose side are you on? 347 00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:48,765 Your side, babe. I'm always on your side. 348 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,296 You know, unless we were on a boat 349 00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:54,367 and being the same side as you is gonna make the boat tip. 350 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,800 I mean then I would... 351 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,554 obviously move to the other side, 352 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,808 for your safety. 353 00:16:58,927 --> 00:17:00,156 But, no, I would... 354 00:17:00,181 --> 00:17:02,014 I would still be on your side metaphorically. 355 00:17:02,162 --> 00:17:03,343 Okay. 356 00:17:04,328 --> 00:17:05,998 I just feel like ?you're acting weird around me 357 00:17:06,023 --> 00:17:07,500 since we found out I was cured. 358 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,500 Hmm. Uh, no. 359 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:12,360 No, not doing that. 360 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,546 He was doing that, but I couldn't deal with it. 361 00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:16,796 I had to go to work, 362 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,281 where I learned a fun new way to spell "Julie." 363 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,515 J-O-O-L-I-E. 364 00:17:23,063 --> 00:17:24,203 Adorable. 365 00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:26,195 - I'll go get that ready. - Thank you. 366 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,782 I'm having a lot of difficulty with these names. 367 00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:34,031 Oh, yeah, I just draw little pictures. 368 00:17:36,044 --> 00:17:37,507 Hottie incoming. 369 00:17:37,568 --> 00:17:39,648 - Ew, that's my brother. - I call dibs. 370 00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:42,281 Yeah, you don't have to, 'cause that's my brother. 371 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,203 - Aiden, what are you doing here? - Do you remember Marlene? 372 00:17:45,228 --> 00:17:46,851 Yeah, you brought her to my funeral. 373 00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:48,353 Oh, my God. You died? 374 00:17:48,355 --> 00:17:50,257 Okay, can you just go be dumb over there? 375 00:17:50,282 --> 00:17:51,445 Whatever. 376 00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,324 Well, she just called me to tell me 377 00:17:53,326 --> 00:17:54,968 that her husband was coming by the house to, 378 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,972 you know, kill me, ?so I had to get out of there. 379 00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,070 - Marlene's married? - Totally. 380 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,125 What is wrong with our family? 381 00:18:01,296 --> 00:18:04,671 I don't have the time necessary to answer that question. 382 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,351 Shh, shh, that's him! 383 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,664 Aiden! 384 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:12,343 Okay, Aiden, this is crazy. 385 00:18:12,368 --> 00:18:14,579 You cannot be dating married women. 386 00:18:14,773 --> 00:18:15,812 We're not dating. 387 00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:17,656 Why are you talking to this man instead of working? 388 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,882 Oh. I... I don't know if I'd call him a man. 389 00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:22,695 Ouch. 390 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:25,218 Do you have a back door? 391 00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,593 Okay, uh... 392 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:28,867 I'll find it. 393 00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:32,984 Sorry. Back to the grind. 394 00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:35,585 Uh, coffee grind. 395 00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:38,132 - Where's your hat? - Where's your hat? 396 00:18:38,765 --> 00:18:40,398 No hat, no shift. 397 00:18:42,299 --> 00:18:44,257 Clearly, I was failing at work. 398 00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:47,492 But I hoped babysitting Lizzie's kids would go better. 399 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,335 I want to wear your shiny ring. 400 00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:52,139 No. No, I don't think that's a good idea. 401 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,554 - I want it. - ?Okay. 402 00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:56,367 Ah! Oh! 403 00:18:56,984 --> 00:18:59,203 Frank, I am your father. 404 00:19:00,638 --> 00:19:02,437 - You are?! - No. 405 00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:04,273 No, that's just from the movie. 406 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:05,796 Okay? 407 00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:08,195 Wow, I can't believe you've never seen "Star Wars." 408 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,335 - I'm five. - Right. 409 00:19:10,711 --> 00:19:13,328 Well, by the time Auntie Stelly and my kids are five, 410 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,125 they are gonna know every word. 411 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:18,046 You said you didn't want kids. 412 00:19:19,012 --> 00:19:20,179 Did I? 413 00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:25,421 Well, that was because you said you didn't want kids, you know? 414 00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:28,625 Well, that's an issue. 415 00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:32,123 It's an even bigger issue that you lied to me. 416 00:19:33,023 --> 00:19:34,296 ?We should talk about this later. 417 00:19:34,321 --> 00:19:35,382 Why can't we just talk about it right now? 418 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,195 Because Fiona swallowed your ring. 419 00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:39,304 My bad. 420 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:44,804 So... there's the ring. 421 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,327 And there's what appears to be a... 422 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:50,132 small toy car. 423 00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:53,766 Okay. Well, this, too, shall pass. 424 00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:56,304 Just tell your sister to keep an eye on her stool. 425 00:19:56,837 --> 00:19:58,570 Okay, I... I can't ask my sister to see 426 00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,998 if her kid's crapping diamonds 427 00:20:00,023 --> 00:20:01,328 without an explanation. 428 00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:02,781 Crap's a bad word. 429 00:20:02,806 --> 00:20:04,820 Don't you judge me, you ate my ring. 430 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,320 You okay? 431 00:20:09,156 --> 00:20:11,015 Yes. Sorry. I'm just... 432 00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:14,890 just trying to adjust to a post-cancer world. 433 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,847 Tell me about it. 434 00:20:16,872 --> 00:20:19,551 Thought I'd spend my whole life trying to find a cure, 435 00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:20,765 but it didn't take that long. 436 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,960 So now I have no idea what to do with myself. 437 00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:26,992 I feel like you should probably keep curing people. 438 00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:31,359 What I meant was my whole life's been so focused on one thing 439 00:20:31,384 --> 00:20:33,171 that I haven't had time to do anything else, 440 00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:34,882 like... date. 441 00:20:36,751 --> 00:20:38,476 Oh, my God. Yes! 442 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,028 You should date my brother. 443 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,093 I can't date my patient's brother. 444 00:20:42,882 --> 00:20:44,671 God, no matter how sexy he is. 445 00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:47,492 Yeah, but I'm not your patient anymore. 446 00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:50,171 So, I mean, come on, what do you have to lose? 447 00:20:50,296 --> 00:20:51,773 My virginity. 448 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,343 - Oh. - I'm kidding. 449 00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:57,466 Sort of. Okay, you're right, maybe you can set us up 450 00:20:57,491 --> 00:20:58,765 at my thank you party tomorrow night. 451 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,124 Oh, no! I forgot all about her party. 452 00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:03,820 Totally. Yes, that's perfect. 453 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,320 I... I am so excited for your party. 454 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,570 You know, I even wrote you a speech. 455 00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:11,159 Nope. No, I didn't. Why did I say that? 456 00:21:11,161 --> 00:21:12,170 I'm sorry. 457 00:21:12,195 --> 00:21:14,476 Well, she was crying. Was anybody watching her? 458 00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:15,835 - Lizzie? - She just... 459 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,195 How did you know we were here? 460 00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:20,490 Wes called me. The question is why didn't you? 461 00:21:20,515 --> 00:21:24,289 Because I... I had the situation under control. 462 00:21:24,314 --> 00:21:26,429 Clearly. Have they eaten? 463 00:21:26,471 --> 00:21:29,187 - I ate fancy jewelry. - Honey. 464 00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:31,312 Okay, you guys, let's just... let's go. 465 00:21:32,242 --> 00:21:33,656 Sorry, Lizzie! 466 00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:36,132 Please keep an eye on her stool! 467 00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:40,414 Nice work, narc. 468 00:21:40,439 --> 00:21:43,703 Wait, so it's not okay for your family to lie to you, 469 00:21:43,728 --> 00:21:45,593 but fine for you to lie to them. 470 00:21:45,618 --> 00:21:47,851 Of course not, that's why I needed you to do it. 471 00:21:48,398 --> 00:21:50,812 Well, I'm sorry, but I thought Fiona was in danger. 472 00:21:50,837 --> 00:21:52,304 Well, you were wrong. 473 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:54,875 Stella? 474 00:21:56,919 --> 00:21:58,312 We're parked this way. 475 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,781 The next morning was the first time 476 00:22:04,806 --> 00:22:06,195 in six months of marriage that 477 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:08,927 Wes and I didn't speak a word, other than... 478 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,789 Don't forget, we have the party for Dr. Chang 479 00:22:10,814 --> 00:22:11,979 at my parents' house tonight. 480 00:22:12,075 --> 00:22:14,453 - You sure that's still a good idea? - ?Nope. 481 00:22:17,484 --> 00:22:19,015 But that didn't stop me 482 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,750 from going to decorate the back yard. 483 00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:37,664 Mom? 484 00:22:39,101 --> 00:22:40,890 Stel-belle! Hi, honey! 485 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,093 What are you... ?What are you doing here, honey? 486 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:45,803 What are you doing here? 487 00:22:45,828 --> 00:22:49,015 Oh, um... I came to see your dad. 488 00:22:49,171 --> 00:22:51,335 But first I stopped and got some... 489 00:22:51,757 --> 00:22:54,007 some vodka for courage and a... 490 00:22:54,223 --> 00:22:56,906 Slim Jim... for protein. 491 00:22:58,062 --> 00:23:00,131 For some reason, I can't seem to make it past the yard, 492 00:23:00,156 --> 00:23:02,021 so you know what, ?I think I'm just gonna spend 493 00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:03,679 the rest of the day in this bush. 494 00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:06,609 Oh, hey, look. No, it's a vodka bush. 495 00:23:06,649 --> 00:23:10,151 - I haven't seen you yet. - No, no. No. Okay, uh... 496 00:23:10,781 --> 00:23:12,880 - I'm gonna take you inside. - ?Okay. 497 00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:14,796 - You and Dad have to fix this. - ?Yeah. 498 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:17,687 All right, and that starts with you telling him the truth. 499 00:23:17,712 --> 00:23:19,070 Yeah. Okay. 500 00:23:22,638 --> 00:23:23,828 Aiden! 501 00:23:26,437 --> 00:23:28,382 Okay, time to heal. 502 00:23:29,132 --> 00:23:30,546 I'm in love with Poppy. 503 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,281 Wait, what? 504 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:33,935 Mom, I thought we agreed 505 00:23:33,937 --> 00:23:35,870 that you were gonna give Dad a chance to fix this? 506 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,703 I... I, um, I thought I was, too. 507 00:23:37,728 --> 00:23:39,703 But when I pounded those mini bottles 508 00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:41,008 and I snapped into the Slim Jim, 509 00:23:41,010 --> 00:23:42,710 something in me snapped. 510 00:23:42,815 --> 00:23:44,234 Mom, what are you doing? 511 00:23:45,289 --> 00:23:46,640 I'm coming out. 512 00:23:47,173 --> 00:23:49,781 As a bi... sexual person. 513 00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:51,421 Is that how you say it? 514 00:23:51,617 --> 00:23:53,171 I'm new, so I don't know the lingo yet. 515 00:23:53,196 --> 00:23:55,570 You can't be bi. You're almost 50! 516 00:23:55,595 --> 00:23:58,236 Sexuality doesn't have a statute of limitations, Peter. 517 00:23:58,261 --> 00:24:00,161 Sexuality is fluid. 518 00:24:00,163 --> 00:24:01,710 Oh, really? Where did you hear that? 519 00:24:01,735 --> 00:24:03,942 Shouldn't I be able to do what makes me happy? 520 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:05,531 I thought I made you happy. 521 00:24:06,648 --> 00:24:08,734 You did, Peter, a long time ago. 522 00:24:08,972 --> 00:24:11,390 Really, Ida? This is coming out of nowhere! 523 00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:13,570 Coming out of nowhere? This is happening right now! 524 00:24:13,595 --> 00:24:15,937 As I watched my parents' marriage fall apart, 525 00:24:15,962 --> 00:24:17,304 all I could think was... 526 00:24:17,329 --> 00:24:19,289 Guys, what about the party tonight? 527 00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:20,172 I'll be there. 528 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,096 ?Me, too, sweetie. We're still a family. 529 00:24:22,234 --> 00:24:24,051 Sure, we're a family when it suits you... 530 00:24:24,053 --> 00:24:25,234 I know that seems selfish, 531 00:24:25,259 --> 00:24:27,093 but I didn't want to let down Dr. Chang. 532 00:24:27,573 --> 00:24:28,945 Tonight should be fun. 533 00:24:33,025 --> 00:24:35,759 I cannot believe we're going through this with party. 534 00:24:37,212 --> 00:24:41,165 I cannot believe mom is a bi. 535 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,844 What are we gonna do? 536 00:24:47,518 --> 00:24:48,962 Are you asking me or yourself? 537 00:24:49,411 --> 00:24:50,727 I'm not sure. 538 00:24:53,009 --> 00:24:55,235 I used to have all the answers, but now I don't. 539 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,360 I don't know anything at all. 540 00:25:00,508 --> 00:25:02,337 Hmm. 541 00:25:03,007 --> 00:25:05,032 That's called growing up, kid. 542 00:25:06,476 --> 00:25:07,929 What do you know about growing up? 543 00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:10,444 You still mix chocolate milk in your mouth. 544 00:25:10,469 --> 00:25:12,522 Because that's the right way to do it. 545 00:25:13,285 --> 00:25:17,241 Look, I know enough ?about growing up to know... 546 00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:19,733 it's not for me. 547 00:25:19,758 --> 00:25:22,280 I also know that it doesn't happen overnight. 548 00:25:22,305 --> 00:25:24,116 It takes decades. So... 549 00:25:26,989 --> 00:25:28,390 you can't give up. 550 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:30,663 You beat certain death. 551 00:25:30,688 --> 00:25:33,429 I think you can figure out how to handle uncertain life. 552 00:25:36,696 --> 00:25:38,029 You're right. 553 00:25:38,945 --> 00:25:41,429 Hey, can I use that line for my speech tonight? 554 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,960 What did I just say? 555 00:25:45,641 --> 00:25:46,733 Are you serious? 556 00:25:46,867 --> 00:25:48,061 You just said it. 557 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,936 Like, we just had an entire conversation. 558 00:25:51,124 --> 00:25:52,601 - We did? ?- Yeah. 559 00:25:52,838 --> 00:25:54,616 You give me really good advice. 560 00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:58,577 And as a thank you, I said that I was... 561 00:25:59,194 --> 00:26:01,686 gonna hook you up with Dr. Chang tonight at her party. 562 00:26:01,847 --> 00:26:04,507 - Cool! Oh. - You said you'd wear a tie. 563 00:26:04,726 --> 00:26:06,444 You said you'd even decorate the bark yard 564 00:26:06,469 --> 00:26:08,257 so I could go change and write my speech. 565 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,686 Really? 566 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,858 I don't think I'm the sort of guy who decorates and... 567 00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:15,280 I'm pretty sure I don't own a tie. 568 00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:16,538 No, you got this. 569 00:26:18,218 --> 00:26:19,663 This a chandelier? 570 00:26:23,921 --> 00:26:25,671 Hey. What are you up to? 571 00:26:26,203 --> 00:26:29,405 I just finished writing my speech for Dr. Chang. 572 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:31,726 I think it's really bad-ass, 573 00:26:31,751 --> 00:26:33,788 and I wrote it on cocktail napkins, 574 00:26:33,813 --> 00:26:35,030 which is great because then we can just 575 00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:36,382 repurpose them for cocktails. 576 00:26:36,407 --> 00:26:37,647 They're actually made from bamboo, 577 00:26:37,672 --> 00:26:39,116 which I thought it was just used for panda food, 578 00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:40,828 but it turns out you can use it for a lot of reusable stuff, 579 00:26:40,853 --> 00:26:42,780 like plates and napkins and even diapers. 580 00:26:42,805 --> 00:26:44,249 Are you doing that thing where you... 581 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:46,929 over-talk to avoid having a real conversation? 582 00:26:48,683 --> 00:26:49,749 I think so. 583 00:26:50,995 --> 00:26:52,493 - It's just that I... - Look, I'm sorry. 584 00:26:54,086 --> 00:26:55,257 You go. 585 00:26:55,987 --> 00:26:59,421 Stella, I'm sorry I didn't tell you I wanted to have kids. 586 00:27:00,349 --> 00:27:02,515 I really am. ?It's just at the time... 587 00:27:03,378 --> 00:27:06,280 we didn't have a... a future. 588 00:27:08,777 --> 00:27:11,811 But now we do, ?and I'm so happy about that. 589 00:27:12,571 --> 00:27:14,905 I want to be honest about who we are. 590 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:19,968 - You go first. - Why do I have to go first? 591 00:27:19,993 --> 00:27:22,429 - Because I won the coin toss. - When was there a coin toss? 592 00:27:22,454 --> 00:27:25,140 It happened earlier. You missed it, unfortunately. 593 00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:28,529 Okay. Okay, I'll go first. 594 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:35,311 "Love Actually" ?isn't my favorite movie. 595 00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:38,741 Oh. 596 00:27:39,938 --> 00:27:41,471 Okay, go on. 597 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,522 I don't love hard-boiled eggs. 598 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,835 I mean, they're your favorite, but they're not mine. 599 00:27:47,522 --> 00:27:49,887 I don't love the music of Sara Bareilles, either. 600 00:27:49,889 --> 00:27:52,413 I mean, I'm British. I can't allow myself to be that happy. 601 00:27:52,686 --> 00:27:55,905 Also, I'd like you to spank me, maybe... 602 00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:58,382 not all the time, just maybe during sex... 603 00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,327 or if we're playing a team sport and I do a really good job. 604 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:04,383 Um, I don't love the... I don't love the way that, um... 605 00:28:04,534 --> 00:28:07,235 I can't keep going outside every time I have to fart. 606 00:28:07,749 --> 00:28:08,866 I mean, winter's coming, 607 00:28:08,891 --> 00:28:11,351 I'm not gonna be able to spend that kind of time outdoors. 608 00:28:12,545 --> 00:28:13,897 Also... 609 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:15,952 I don't love being your pillow. 610 00:28:16,258 --> 00:28:18,351 It is nice for a minute, 611 00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:21,140 but then my arm falls asleep and there's a real chance 612 00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:23,031 I'm developing permanent nerve damage. 613 00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:24,601 If I can't lift my hands above my head, 614 00:28:24,626 --> 00:28:26,061 how am I ever gonna wash my hair? 615 00:28:26,527 --> 00:28:28,569 Well, you know what, it's not important. 616 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:31,757 What is important is... 617 00:28:34,015 --> 00:28:35,226 ...I love you. 618 00:28:35,251 --> 00:28:38,397 And I'm so sorry that I have lied to you. 619 00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:43,390 Can you ever forgive me? 620 00:28:44,114 --> 00:28:46,468 I couldn't answer because I didn't know. 621 00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:49,226 - Stella? - I didn't know him. 622 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:52,327 Hey, little sis, back yard is all done. 623 00:28:52,352 --> 00:28:53,765 Apparently, I do decorate. 624 00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:57,218 Marlene is finishing up some fabulous little centerpiece. 625 00:28:57,243 --> 00:28:59,765 - Why is Marlene here? - You invited her at your funeral. 626 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:01,968 I told you I was setting you up with Dr. Chang tonight. 627 00:29:02,335 --> 00:29:03,593 Does Dr. Chang know that? 628 00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:04,788 - Yes. - Yikes! 629 00:29:04,813 --> 00:29:06,991 Uh, well, this is awkward. 630 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,749 Good evening, party people. 631 00:29:10,109 --> 00:29:11,241 Oh. 632 00:29:14,070 --> 00:29:15,803 Oh! This is a bag of poop! 633 00:29:15,828 --> 00:29:17,108 - Yep. - I tried to stop her. 634 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:19,460 It's a little thank you for your wonderful work babysitting. 635 00:29:19,485 --> 00:29:21,765 Leaving that dinner cost my firm the client, 636 00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:23,343 so happy ring hunting. 637 00:29:23,882 --> 00:29:25,507 Could tonight get any worse? 638 00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:29,179 - Hello, family. - ?Really? 639 00:29:29,647 --> 00:29:30,976 Poppy, ?what are you doing here? 640 00:29:31,001 --> 00:29:32,194 You invited me at your funeral. 641 00:29:32,219 --> 00:29:33,924 You invited everyone. 642 00:29:33,926 --> 00:29:36,116 And she's my date. 643 00:29:36,388 --> 00:29:37,851 Your date? Did I miss something? 644 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,632 Uh, I... I definitely did. 645 00:29:39,657 --> 00:29:42,202 Oh, Mom has decided to be a bi with Poppy. 646 00:29:42,227 --> 00:29:44,085 We don't have to put labels on it, but... 647 00:29:44,662 --> 00:29:47,390 we recently upped the level of physical intimacy. 648 00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,147 Uh. That was an over-share. 649 00:29:49,172 --> 00:29:51,468 No, please, regale us all with tales 650 00:29:51,493 --> 00:29:53,069 of your progressive lesbianism. 651 00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:54,577 Oh, good. Dad's here. 652 00:29:54,602 --> 00:29:56,272 Peter, you smell like a bar. 653 00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:57,530 That makes sense. 654 00:29:57,586 --> 00:30:00,954 We have to sell the house and work until we're 80. 655 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:02,633 Wait, if we sell the house, 656 00:30:02,991 --> 00:30:04,788 where are we going to have family dinners? 657 00:30:04,790 --> 00:30:06,116 That's what you're worried about? 658 00:30:06,141 --> 00:30:08,382 I think we can let go of family dinners at this point. 659 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,913 No one ever really appreciated all the work I put in. 660 00:30:10,963 --> 00:30:12,608 So I, for one, would like to be done. 661 00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:16,007 You can't be done, Ida. That's now how family works. 662 00:30:16,032 --> 00:30:17,226 Wait! 663 00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:19,217 If we sell our house, where am I going to live? 664 00:30:19,447 --> 00:30:20,749 You guys?! 665 00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:23,905 You guys, this is so awesome! 666 00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:26,265 ?And you even got me a banner. 667 00:30:26,413 --> 00:30:29,741 Whoa! Sexy doctor alert! 668 00:30:29,851 --> 00:30:32,351 Hey, I'm here with someone, she's outside. 669 00:30:32,538 --> 00:30:34,374 Not serious. But she does exist. 670 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,538 Okay! Everybody outside... 671 00:30:36,955 --> 00:30:38,077 now! 672 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:08,702 As I watch my cocktail napkin speech blow in the wind, 673 00:31:09,226 --> 00:31:13,210 it dawned on me this could be one of those epic movie moments 674 00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:14,374 where the heroine's speech 675 00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:16,499 brings her entire family back together. 676 00:31:35,914 --> 00:31:38,530 Most people think death is the opposite of life. 677 00:31:39,008 --> 00:31:40,265 But it's not. 678 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:43,929 Death is the opposite of... something. 679 00:31:44,614 --> 00:31:48,001 Life is a circle, and if that's true, 680 00:31:48,026 --> 00:31:50,413 why are we so obsessed with... 681 00:31:51,335 --> 00:31:52,567 making progress? 682 00:31:53,155 --> 00:31:55,015 This was not a movie moment. 683 00:31:59,609 --> 00:32:01,147 Thank you, Dr. Chang. 684 00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:03,436 Whoo! 685 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:08,866 Thank you, Stella. That was, uh... a speech. 686 00:32:08,891 --> 00:32:10,741 Stella, what was that? Are you on drugs? 687 00:32:10,766 --> 00:32:14,522 No. Well... yes, I was ?when I wrote this, but... 688 00:32:14,547 --> 00:32:15,991 Relax, Mom, it's just weed. 689 00:32:16,016 --> 00:32:17,449 No, that is a gateway drug. 690 00:32:17,474 --> 00:32:21,038 Who are you to lecture anybody on acceptable behavior, Ida? 691 00:32:21,063 --> 00:32:22,601 Peter, I know how you must feel, but... 692 00:32:22,626 --> 00:32:23,905 Do you, Poppy? 693 00:32:24,059 --> 00:32:25,710 You have any idea how hard it is 694 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,913 to watch the love of your life leave you? 695 00:32:28,431 --> 00:32:31,766 Or what it feels like to think at least if she was with a man, 696 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,022 I could beat the crap out of him? 697 00:32:33,047 --> 00:32:34,655 Oh, that is mature. 698 00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:38,343 As usual, you will do anything other than be vulnerable. 699 00:32:38,368 --> 00:32:40,038 What do you want to hear, Ida?! 700 00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:42,772 That I've been scared every day for the last eights years 701 00:32:42,797 --> 00:32:45,163 because I thought we were gonna lose our little girl? 702 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:47,233 Because I was. 703 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,054 You didn't have a monopoly on grief. 704 00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:53,190 But unlike you, I didn't have the luxury 705 00:32:53,192 --> 00:32:54,824 of wearing my heart on my sleeve 706 00:32:54,826 --> 00:32:57,569 because someone had to be strong for our kids! 707 00:32:58,296 --> 00:32:59,624 And you may not want to admit it, 708 00:32:59,649 --> 00:33:01,718 but you needed me to be strong for you, too. 709 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,499 I wanted to feel like we were in it together. 710 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,968 You want to be in it together? 711 00:33:06,224 --> 00:33:08,483 Stop getting naked with family friends! 712 00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,827 Okay, guys! 713 00:33:11,569 --> 00:33:14,296 You both did the best you could to get 714 00:33:14,321 --> 00:33:17,265 through an impossible situation... you all did. 715 00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:20,554 That's... That's what I was trying to say in my speech. 716 00:33:20,579 --> 00:33:22,624 That's what you were going for? 717 00:33:22,649 --> 00:33:25,046 'Cause that did not come across at all. 718 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,241 The point is... 719 00:33:27,022 --> 00:33:28,999 our problems are fixable. 720 00:33:29,821 --> 00:33:31,186 Mom, Dad... 721 00:33:31,983 --> 00:33:35,165 deep down, you still really love each other, 722 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:36,413 and you can work this out. 723 00:33:36,438 --> 00:33:37,679 Aiden, 724 00:33:38,077 --> 00:33:39,757 you deserve to be in a relationship 725 00:33:39,782 --> 00:33:41,405 with someone who is not married. 726 00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:43,952 I-I seriously think it will help you get your life on track. 727 00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:45,249 I'm sorry, Marlene. 728 00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:47,233 And, Lizzie, what happened to you? 729 00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:48,561 You used to be so fun, 730 00:33:48,586 --> 00:33:50,983 but now you're so stressed about your kids and your job. 731 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:54,092 So you lost a client? I mean, who cares, so what? 732 00:33:54,296 --> 00:33:55,913 I bet you don't even know what your firm does. 733 00:33:55,938 --> 00:33:57,827 - Of course I do. - Of course you do. 734 00:33:57,882 --> 00:34:00,546 I just don't because I know that this career of yours 735 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,404 is not your real passion. 736 00:34:02,911 --> 00:34:04,671 You used to want to be a writer, remember? 737 00:34:05,397 --> 00:34:07,772 Writing made you so happy. 738 00:34:08,522 --> 00:34:09,616 So you need to go do that, 739 00:34:09,641 --> 00:34:11,085 because you are not happy, Lizzie. 740 00:34:11,110 --> 00:34:12,483 Well, how could I be? 741 00:34:12,575 --> 00:34:15,140 Your cancer always came before my happiness. 742 00:34:15,710 --> 00:34:17,374 Yes, writing used to make me happy, 743 00:34:17,399 --> 00:34:20,827 but I gave that up when I gave up a scholarship to Columbia 744 00:34:20,912 --> 00:34:23,046 to stay here and help take care of you. 745 00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:24,116 Sweetheart. 746 00:34:24,303 --> 00:34:25,452 What? 747 00:34:27,628 --> 00:34:30,186 - I didn't know about that. - Of course you didn't. 748 00:34:30,479 --> 00:34:33,580 Because it was our job to make your life beautiful. 749 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,507 But behind the scenes, we were a mess. 750 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,960 Look at Aiden. 751 00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:39,663 The thought of losing somebody he cared about made him 752 00:34:39,688 --> 00:34:41,241 stop caring about anything at all. 753 00:34:41,266 --> 00:34:43,304 I feel like you're psychoanalyzing me 754 00:34:43,428 --> 00:34:44,686 unnecessarily, 755 00:34:44,829 --> 00:34:46,140 and I'm good, guys. 756 00:34:46,445 --> 00:34:47,757 I'm great. 757 00:34:47,989 --> 00:34:50,890 - In fact, I've never been better. - Man: Stay away from Marlene! 758 00:34:51,276 --> 00:34:52,796 What? 759 00:34:56,499 --> 00:34:57,669 Oh, God, Aiden! 760 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:03,976 - What did he hit me with?! - Aiden! 761 00:35:09,968 --> 00:35:12,296 It's starting to happen. I don't care. 762 00:35:12,492 --> 00:35:13,925 Nelson, if you leave now, 763 00:35:13,927 --> 00:35:16,232 everything we had will be perfect forever. 764 00:35:16,257 --> 00:35:18,015 Sara, life isn't perfect. 765 00:35:20,556 --> 00:35:21,819 It can be beautiful. 766 00:35:24,398 --> 00:35:25,499 Don't you see? 767 00:35:26,139 --> 00:35:29,351 Um, I don't think patients are allowed to drink wine. 768 00:35:30,744 --> 00:35:32,499 Good thing I'm not a patient then. 769 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:35,444 So why are you here? 770 00:35:35,957 --> 00:35:38,530 I like the views of the city from this window. 771 00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:43,335 And also, when I was sick, this was my room. 772 00:35:46,038 --> 00:35:47,202 Rough day? 773 00:35:48,761 --> 00:35:52,208 Turns out my... family's a disaster, 774 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:55,179 and I can't seem to be able to fix anything. 775 00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:59,929 My cancer has ruined my family's lives and... 776 00:36:00,522 --> 00:36:02,919 Oh, my God, I'm complaining to a cancer patient 777 00:36:02,944 --> 00:36:04,718 about how hard my life is. 778 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:06,921 You sound like a... 779 00:36:08,564 --> 00:36:12,077 dying girl from one ?of these sappy cancer movies. 780 00:36:12,992 --> 00:36:14,802 Trying to fix everybody else's problems 781 00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:17,171 just so you can avoid facing your own fears. 782 00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:19,663 That is not what I'm doing. 783 00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:22,577 That is exactly what I was doing. 784 00:36:23,632 --> 00:36:25,077 I'm Sadie, by the way. 785 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,601 Hi, Sadie. 786 00:36:31,168 --> 00:36:32,367 I'm Stella. 787 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,616 Look, if you ever want to talk about anything, 788 00:36:37,641 --> 00:36:39,226 I would be happy to... 789 00:36:40,217 --> 00:36:41,507 just listen. 790 00:36:42,522 --> 00:36:43,952 Just listen. 791 00:36:45,752 --> 00:36:47,647 No, if cancer taught me one thing... 792 00:36:48,577 --> 00:36:50,288 it's that you can get through anything... 793 00:36:51,616 --> 00:36:53,421 as long as someone has your back. 794 00:36:57,476 --> 00:37:00,116 Also, an old guy died in that bed today, 795 00:37:00,141 --> 00:37:02,033 and I don't think it's been cleaned. 796 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,574 As I walked down the hall, 797 00:37:09,576 --> 00:37:11,809 wishing I had another bottle of wine, 798 00:37:12,046 --> 00:37:13,327 I couldn't help but wonder, 799 00:37:13,352 --> 00:37:14,671 now that I wasn't sick, 800 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:16,835 did anyone have my back? 801 00:37:18,519 --> 00:37:19,647 Hey. 802 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,085 Thought I might find you here. 803 00:37:26,897 --> 00:37:28,515 And that you might want this. 804 00:37:29,395 --> 00:37:32,733 And then I realized... he did. 805 00:37:50,586 --> 00:37:52,260 - Yeah, you like that? - I do. 806 00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:54,366 I don't love the Q&A afterwards. 807 00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:01,624 Wow. 808 00:38:01,994 --> 00:38:04,093 Whoa. I had no idea we could 809 00:38:04,118 --> 00:38:06,288 get so much done in such a short window. 810 00:38:07,199 --> 00:38:08,561 - It that too short? - ?No. 811 00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:11,159 - No, it was hot. - ?Okay. 812 00:38:11,271 --> 00:38:12,708 You really know how to get 'er done. 813 00:38:12,733 --> 00:38:13,866 Well... 814 00:38:19,858 --> 00:38:21,085 Listen... 815 00:38:22,186 --> 00:38:23,530 I'm sorry, too. 816 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,944 Sorry, what for? 817 00:38:26,478 --> 00:38:28,335 Not getting to know the real you. 818 00:38:30,054 --> 00:38:31,756 But I do want to. 819 00:38:31,983 --> 00:38:33,101 And... 820 00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:37,124 ...I want you to know the real me. 821 00:38:38,503 --> 00:38:39,772 And the real me is... 822 00:38:40,681 --> 00:38:41,847 terrified. 823 00:38:43,913 --> 00:38:45,265 What are you terrified of? 824 00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:47,546 The future. 825 00:38:51,077 --> 00:38:52,186 That I'll... 826 00:38:52,285 --> 00:38:54,218 screw it up or waste it. 827 00:38:57,327 --> 00:38:58,499 What I'm really scared of 828 00:38:58,524 --> 00:39:00,405 is that you might not be okay with all this. 829 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:06,741 Our forever just got a whole lot longer than you were expecting. 830 00:39:08,132 --> 00:39:09,335 Stella... 831 00:39:09,588 --> 00:39:11,319 I know I promised you... 832 00:39:12,670 --> 00:39:15,226 that I would love you for the rest of your life... 833 00:39:18,037 --> 00:39:20,796 I was always gonna love you for the rest of mine. 834 00:39:23,525 --> 00:39:25,343 You just weren't gonna be around to see it. 835 00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:28,312 If you really don't want kids... 836 00:39:28,314 --> 00:39:29,655 I do want kids. 837 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:34,976 I used to picture myself with a little girl. 838 00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:38,632 I was just... 839 00:39:39,047 --> 00:39:42,069 I was scared to let myself want something that I couldn't have. 840 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:44,772 But, baby, you can have that now. 841 00:39:45,331 --> 00:39:46,569 What if she gets sick? 842 00:39:46,594 --> 00:39:48,397 Oh, babe, no, no, no. 843 00:39:48,976 --> 00:39:50,429 You can't think like that. 844 00:39:51,678 --> 00:39:53,140 You're not sick anymore. 845 00:39:54,701 --> 00:39:55,874 I promise you... 846 00:39:56,335 --> 00:39:58,042 whatever comes our way, 847 00:39:58,044 --> 00:40:00,554 whatever tomorrow holds... 848 00:40:02,036 --> 00:40:03,369 we'll get through it together. 849 00:40:03,796 --> 00:40:05,241 - Really? - ?Always. 850 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,015 And I love you so much. 851 00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:09,483 I love you. 852 00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:15,077 So there it was... the end of my cancer movie... 853 00:40:15,461 --> 00:40:17,710 but the beginning of my life sentence... 854 00:40:18,179 --> 00:40:19,882 which was full of promise. 855 00:40:22,235 --> 00:40:24,335 You sure we can afford for me to stay at home and write? 856 00:40:24,337 --> 00:40:25,803 - Yes. ?- Yes? 857 00:40:25,805 --> 00:40:27,811 - We can't afford for you not to. - Come on. 858 00:40:30,438 --> 00:40:31,670 - Okay! - Okay, guys. 859 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,595 I'm gonna get this one. Give me this one! 860 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,866 You take that one. 861 00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:43,155 And, sure, none of us knew what would happen next. 862 00:40:49,325 --> 00:40:51,592 I really gotta figure out what I'm gonna do with my life. 863 00:40:53,393 --> 00:40:54,429 So do I. 864 00:41:01,103 --> 00:41:02,663 Marlene's pregnant. 865 00:41:08,882 --> 00:41:10,124 Oh. 866 00:41:10,811 --> 00:41:13,240 One thing I did know was that from now on, 867 00:41:13,265 --> 00:41:15,554 it would be up to me to host family dinners. 868 00:41:16,491 --> 00:41:18,099 Don't get me wrong, one awkward evening 869 00:41:18,124 --> 00:41:19,444 where my dad got drunk 870 00:41:19,469 --> 00:41:21,794 and called my mom and Poppy scissor sisters three times 871 00:41:21,819 --> 00:41:23,483 doesn't mean everything's okay. 872 00:41:24,464 --> 00:41:26,905 That's what they call 'em. Scissor sisters. 873 00:41:29,807 --> 00:41:32,976 Still for the first time since I found out I wasn't dying... 874 00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:36,866 I was truly happy to be alive. 875 00:41:42,313 --> 00:41:48,187 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com*