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1x03 - Superagent

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Big plans for the weekend, Soo?

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I'm going to binge-watch
the new AMC show, "Cuckoo Town."

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One of the 12 main characters
is a secret cuckoo.

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- I think it's the priest.
- I think it's the kid.

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We'll find out tonight at 8 p.m.

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The hell you will.
You're both up for two weeks

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in Watch Hole, remember?

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Replacing Agent Magafferty.
Do your duty.

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Two weeks sitting around
doing nothing,

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no TV, Internet,
showers?

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No way.
Not this year, not Branski.

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If not us, whom?

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But what is Watch Hole?

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One of the best-kept
government secrets.

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Even I don't know.
No one knows.

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Just don't get too curious
snooping around,

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- pushing buttons.
- Right.

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I promise. I won't investigate

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the super interesting mystery
of Watch Hole.

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Chubbie, it's high time you
learned some responsibility.

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- You're on Watch Hole duty, too.
- Unh-unh!

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Yeah, either that,
or we choppa the balls.

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You'll need our badges to get in.

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They're outfitted to explode
when you squeeze them,

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so remember, don't do that.

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No.

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No!

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Good luck, Jen ... I mean,
Agent Sanders, Agent Webbers.

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Agent Magafferty, how'd it go?

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Great. You can hear yourself
aging down there,

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feel your organs wasting away.

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You're up next. Enjoy.

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That's settled.
Now, let's get off the grid

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so no one at Hot Streets gets wise.

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Please, scan badge and
state name for voice recognition.

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Failure will result in instant death.

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Welcome back,
Agent Branski and Agent French.

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Phew!

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Now, to get to the bottom
of this Watch Hole.

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J.A.S.O.N., bypass security systems.

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Bypassing security.

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Up yours, security.

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Stop worrying, Chubbie!

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Sit in the corner and dream
about me petting you or something.

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Great, another babysitter.

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"Project Watch Hole
prevents outer space

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from turning into every space."
What does that mean?

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Wait a minute.
You can actually hear me.

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Will you remove the sheet?

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Please?
It's been so long.

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I'm Rufia 1-12.

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No one has ever been able to
hear me, but you're different.

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I've never seen an agent
with two badges.

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You must be a superagent!

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Pretty fascinating what happens

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when you squeeze the badges, right?

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"The containment of Rufia 1-12
is of the utmost importance

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for the security of all civilization."

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Wow. What have we gotten
ourselves into, Chubbie?

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Chubbie?!

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You could...
use those to free me.

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I understand.
I know you can't.

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It's a shame.
If I were free,

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I could see the rings of Saturn
one more time!

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But I'll probably
just be stuck in here

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for another 2,000 years.

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Containment breach.

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Containment breach.
Containment breach.

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Thanks, Superagent.

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Bye.

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Uncle Mark is gonna kill me!
Let me out!

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Please scan badge to exit.

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Oh, no! Ugh.
I gave my badge to ...

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He calls himself Superagent,
and he's the one responsible

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for turning outer space
to every space.

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That's right.
Just yesterday,

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an atmosphere exploded
throughout the universe,

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making it possible for anyone
to become interstellar travelers.

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Some folks took a redeye
to the Red Planet,

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while others schmoozed
with sentient life forms,

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and this tiny boy
is on the ride of his life.

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Look at him go!

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No doubt about it ...
every space is everything

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everyone's every-wanted,

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and we all have
Superagent to thank.

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We caught up with Superagent at
a press conference earlier today

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where the mayor presented the
key to the city to Superagent.

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Oh, Rufia 1-12...

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Here's your target,
a dashing rogue operative

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known only as "Superagent."

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He's responsible
for the Watch Hole breach.

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Consider him dead.

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These fools are actually
celebrating every space.

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If they only knew what's coming.

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Anyone word
from French or Branski?

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We can only presume that
Superagent seduced and killed them.

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Brr! Ugh.
The Bahamas of the North sucks.

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Nothing to do, stuck
in this damn snow cabana.

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I wonder how Jen
and Chubbie Webbers are doing.

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Who cares about them?
I'm losing my mind bored.

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I know. Let's play
sing the numbers. I'll go first.

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? One, two, two ?

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? Three, three, three ?

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? Four, four, four, four ?

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Shut up! Damn alarm!

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Blue buttons always save the day.

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Self-destruct sequence initiated.

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Blue button!

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Self-destruction in three seconds.

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Two seconds.

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Ha!

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- Self-destruction postponed...
- Blue button!

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- ...for 3 more seconds.
- Blue button!

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Doom!

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Whoo!
Drinks on the house!

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Hey, you have to pay for these.

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Don't [bleep] with
Superagent, mother[bleep].

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Oh, Rufia?

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Oh.

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Will you sign my
forehead, Superagent?

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Good evening.
This is Brent Bryce.

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Turns out every space
was too good to be true.

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The Ambassadors of Doom
are landing on Earth

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on the backs of some
fairly scary dragon.

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The Ambassadors of Doom?

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Due to the new physics
of every space,

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these evil-doers traveled easily

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from their home planet
to enslave ours.

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Every space has
doomed our world.

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Somebody get this shit
off my forehead!

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Yep, it seems Superagent
was actually the cause

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of our worst nightmares,
but, if you ask me,

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I still kind of like the guy.

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Hi, Superagent.
That was for you.

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My chip-dipping hand.

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Death is inevitable, Superagent!

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You can escape me,
but you can't escape cancer!

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Fun fact ... activating the
badge swords gives you cancer.

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We go live now to the Mayor
and the Ambassadors of Doom.

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Hey, uh, I ... I'm the mayor,
and I know what you're thinking,

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but the Ambassadors of Doom
have fresh, new ideas

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about, uh, how we should all die.

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In other news,

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Brent Bryce is not ready to die.

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Superagent, can you hear me?

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We need you now more than ever.

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The mayor is right. You're all
going to die tomorrow.

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And not even your so-called
Superagent can help you now.

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What is that infernal quacking?!

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Brent Bryce?

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Yes, Superagent?

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Help me, Brent Bryce!

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Anything for Superagent.

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It's no use.
Our armies are on the way.

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As long as outer space
is every space, you are doomed!

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I never left the desk before
until you.

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You're a special guy, my top story.

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Now, you must find
that evil Rufia 1-12

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and turn every space
back to outer space.

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- No, not evil!
- Superagent, she broke your heart,

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treated you like a disposable
pretaped fluff segment.

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- No, no, no!
- Okay, have it your way.

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But finding her is going to be tricky.

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She could be anywhere

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- in all of every space.
- Hmm.

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If I were free,

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I could see the rings
of Saturn one more time.

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It's even more beautiful
than I ever remembered.

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I shouldn't have left you like that.

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I'm sorry I didn't tell you
I was a ball of energy.

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I didn't mean to hide
who I really was.

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You're a dog?
So, that's how you could hear me!

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You and your girlfriend
are doomed, Superagent!

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This just in ... me!

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My freedom is causing
the destruction of the universe.

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I have to go back, Superagent.

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Self-destruction in 3 seconds.

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2 seconds.
1 second.

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Whew!
It's like nothing happened, right?

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Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm [bleep].

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Hey-oh!

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Jen, is there anything
you need to tell me?

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I opened up the security system,

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Chubbie flew out into outer space,

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turned outer space into every
space, I pushed a blue button.

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Yeah. That sounds like
boring old Watch Hole.

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You know what we all need?
Cheap sushi.

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Who wants cheap sushi?
My treat.

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- Cheap sushi on Branski!
- Ah-ha! Got you, Supera...

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French and Branski?
You're not... dead?

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Dead? I wish ... after two
straight weeks in Watch Hole.

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Wait. Wait. So, Watch
Hole wasn't breached.

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Was this all just... a dream?

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Must've been ...
exactly like "The Wizard of Oz."

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Come on.
Let's get you boys out of here.

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Hmm...

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Good-bye, Chubbie Webbers.

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I love you.

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What's Chubbie babbling on about?

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Probably nothing important.
He's just a dog.

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