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Okay, we're moving on to item

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- 129 A, Part 3.
- 129 A, or are we doing B first?

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We're going A. Okay.

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You know, I feel like
because we had a little bit of

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- a hard time discussing 128 F...
- Yep, we did.

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Let's just discuss...

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- So we can table that? Why don't we just...
- The protocol for discussing...

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- Okay. Cool.
- 128.

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We'll discuss what we'll do.
we'll table that.

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- We'll discuss how we discuss that.
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I'll marry your ex-wife,

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and then I'll divorce her,

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- and make you pay for the alimony.
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Do you understand how mad
I am at you right now?

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Don't ever clean my house poorly again.

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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God.

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Nothing feels as good as an empty inbox.

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Really? Have you ever had sex?

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Because emptying your email inbox

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actually does feel better than that.

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What are you doing this weekend?

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Well, I'm going on a hike

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with some old college buddies
on Saturday.

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Then I have a Groupon for this
gourmet grilled cheese place.

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I have another Groupon
to get an oil change.

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Brunch with my stepsister,
uh, I have a Groupon for that.

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And, oh,

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I need to get a haircut at some point.

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Basically, I'm trying to cram
my entire life into 48 hours,

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and I won't enjoy a second of it.

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What about you?

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Oh, I'm gonna lie in bed
depressed all weekend.

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I've been looking forward
to it all week.

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Oh, I got Peddles a new cardboard box.

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She's gonna love it so [bleep] much.

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She's gonna be so [bleep] cute.

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I'll hardly be able to [bleep] stand it.

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I don't like the way
you talk about cats.

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So...

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you dips coming to
my house party Saturday night,

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or what? I saw that you both opened,

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yet did not RSVP, to my Paperless Post,

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which is a real dick move.

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Your only response options
were, "No, I hate fun,"

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or "Hells to the yeah."

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I'm an eternal maybe.

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I want the option to back out
of a party up until the moment

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I walk through the front door.

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Matt, you have to come.

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I'm setting you up
with my friend Daphne.

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She already photo-approved you.

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She said you look
just like her ex-boyfriend,

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but with worse hair.

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Really? That's sort of encouraging.

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Jake, I thought about setting you up,

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but then I remembered,
I actually like my friends.

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Oh. I totally get that.

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Any plans for the weekend, Kate?

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If you're not too busy,
maybe we could...

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I have a lot of work
to catch up on this weekend.

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I'll be lucky if I make
my Spinlates class.

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Well, don't work too hard.

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You know, my therapist says
that the weekends

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are supposed to be for relaxation.

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That's why he can never
see me on Saturday.

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Jake! Matt!

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- So glad I caught you two.
- See you Monday!

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Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Okay, take care, Kate.
Have a good one, Grace.

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Will you two agree to do a favor for me?

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- Oh, um, well, you know, we...
- Matt and I have

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very expensive plans that
can't be changed or refunded.

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No, no, no, no.
Come on, guys, of course not.

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I would never disrupt your Friday night.

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I need your help on Saturday.

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I got a new antique-style
grandfather clock,

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and I need some assistance in moving it.

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Okay.

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Great, it should really
only take a couple of hours.

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I just emailed you my private address.

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Don't share it.

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And I'll see you guys tomorrow!

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Wear your dungarees!

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What the hell are dungarees?

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This is going to ruin my next 24 hours.

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Fu**!

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Fu**!

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Aw, Pebbles.

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Fu**!

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Fu**!

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Fu**!

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Fu**!

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I always wondered
what kind of freaks lived in

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the apartments above outdoor malls,

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and now I know. John.

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Oh, look. They have a sale on lotion

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at the Bath And Body sweatshop factory.

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Oh, we gotta get a pretzel before we go.

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They have this new pretzel

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that's just a pile of butter and salt,

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and there's no pretzel.

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But it's the most delicious
pretzel I've ever had.

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Where's the music coming from?

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The rocks.

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Let's get this over with.

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I'd rather talk to someone about

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the meaning of their tattoo
than do this right now.

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Hey, guys!

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Come on in!

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Take your shoes off. Relax.

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No, seriously.

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Remove your shoes and put them in

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the designated cubbies, please.

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This place is probably
really aspirational for you guys,

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but if you work hard enough, one day,

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you too could have
a luxury pre-9/11 style

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condominium with optional,
built-in shelving.

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- Is that the clock?
- Yep, that's the one.

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But, uh, before we get to that,

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I would love to give you two the tour.

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- Oh...
- No.

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This is the bedroom.

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Pretty standard.
Uh, I like to kind of peek out

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the windows and spy on
my neighbors here a little bit.

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This controls the temperature
in the room for the most part.

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I'm sure you guys are familiar
with that technology.

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Where's the bed?

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Don't ask questions
you don't want the answer to.

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And this is my bird room.

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Hi.

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Yes.

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I missed you, too.

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Matt, please don't do that.

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You'll confuse them.

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And here is the reason you're here.

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Isn't she a beaut?

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Wait, it's a... it's a grandfather clock

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so he's a beaut. You know what, guys,

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let's not gender the clock.

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Okay? It's a beaut.

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So where are we moving
this genderless beaut?

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On three... one, two, lift.

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Good.

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Lift with your knees, Matt.

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With your knees.

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Lift with your knees, please.

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Please don't scratch the leather.

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That is real.

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Okay. Thread that needle.

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Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup,
yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup,

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and yup.

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If you guys wanna
get out of the way for a second.

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Ooh!

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I don't know, it's a...

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Slide back in for one second.

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I just wanna... here.

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Is that it?

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I'm watching TV.

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What time is it?
I'm not wearing my watch.

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Oh, it's 3:30.

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Uh, you know what,

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it's pretty helpful
to see it in context.

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Do, like, you're just...

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it's, like, a dinner party,
and you're a little tired,

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and you're a vegetarian.
You guys are just chatting.

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It's nice being here
at this dinner party,

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but I guess I'm just a little tired.

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I can't eat any of the meat stuff.

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Mmm. So you guys came over

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to watch the game.

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Your team won, your team lost,

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but it's just sort of
something to talk about.

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Well, it's great news
that my team won the game.

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Well, my team lost so I'm mad.

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Uh, I'm on the fence.

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Man, I'm pissed my team lost!

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So you're at a breakfast party,

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and you both want the last biscuit.

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Oh, I thought that I... did you want it?

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I mean, I've had a couple,
but I thought...

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I haven't had any biscuits thus far.

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You've been waiting up
all night for him to come home.

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It's 2:00 a.m.
and you smell like perfume.

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What the hell?

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I got it!

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Okay, lift on three.

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One, two, lift.

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Yup, come on this way.

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Jake, with your knees, buddy.

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Turn it, turn it, turn it.

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Keep going... please be careful,
Matt, for God's sake.

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Yeah.

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Perfect.

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Sometimes, you gotta go
all the way around the world

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to realize that home...

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Is the only place you wanna be.

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I got a splinter.

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- Thank you guys so much.
- Ow!

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- I really appreciate it.
- God.

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Thank you for helping me out.
As a thank you,

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you have to let me take you to dinner.

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Oh, that's really nice of you to offer,

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but I'm not really much of an eater.

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Yeah, I just don't eat. Don't eat.

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Okay, I am taking you guys to dinner

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and I will not take no for an answer.

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Plus, you gotta get

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your parking validated.

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Not cheap.

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I'll grab your shoes from the cubbies.

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Fu**!

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By the way, this restaurant

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is owned by Hampton DeVille,

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so if you guys brought
your employee IDs,

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we'll get some free apps.

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All righty. Here we go!

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Don't sue me.

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Hey, Katherine!

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I'll be right back to get your order.

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Giddy up!

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Giddy up.

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Isn't this place fun, you guys?

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It's depressing

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that all these employees
have to work on the weekend.

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We're working right now.
At least they're getting paid.

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This place looks like somebody
held a gun to it and said,

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"Have fun or else."

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I can't believe these people
haven't killed themselves yet.

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Their will to live is astounding.

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Everyone in here looks like

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they just went through a divorce.

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Oh, my God! Look.

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It's Kate, and
a sexy, male companion friend.

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Hey!

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Fu**!

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Matt, Jake, John.

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Why are you all here together?

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Are you working on
the Jenson project without me?

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No, no, no, no.
Jake and Matt offered to help me

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move my grandfather clock,

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and then we just kind of
mutually decided

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to go to dinner together.

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Kate, who's your companion?

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Oh, uh, um,

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that's Sonnet.

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00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,169
- Hi, I'm Sonnet!
- Sonnet, shh!

265
00:09:25,236 --> 00:09:26,570
Well, golly.

266
00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:28,172
Looks like you partners
all know each other.

267
00:09:28,239 --> 00:09:31,676
What do you say we hitch
these wagon wheels together?

268
00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:41,786
Well, Sonnet, I'm honored
to meet the man in Kate's life.

269
00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,621
You must be a very special person.

270
00:09:43,688 --> 00:09:44,789
Oh! No.

271
00:09:44,855 --> 00:09:46,457
She ordered me through Summen.

272
00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:48,459
It's an online companion service
for executive ladies who just...

273
00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:50,795
Sonnet! Shh! Shh!

274
00:09:50,861 --> 00:09:52,530
Shh.

275
00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:55,533
- We met at church.
- Oh!

276
00:09:55,599 --> 00:09:57,173
Okay. No appetizers.

277
00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,542
No desserts. Just entrees.

278
00:09:58,589 --> 00:10:00,137
And maybe I'll still have time
to get a haircut before

279
00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:01,272
we go to Grace's party.

280
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,473
You folks ready to order?

281
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:03,808
Slow down there, Sheriff.

282
00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:05,476
I think we need at least
15 minutes to figure out

283
00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:08,279
our appetizer strategy,
but in the meantime,

284
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,147
let's do a jug of milk for the table.

285
00:10:10,214 --> 00:10:11,682
Absolutely.

286
00:10:11,749 --> 00:10:13,217
A little on the warmer side,
too, please.

287
00:10:13,284 --> 00:10:14,218
Hot milk.

288
00:10:18,489 --> 00:10:20,925
- Mm-mmm!
- This is pure protein goodness.

289
00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:23,260
- Isn't this place great, Kate?
- No.

290
00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:24,929
And the fact that you suggested it

291
00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:26,931
is gonna deduct two stars
from your rating.

292
00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:28,733
The best you can do now is a three.

293
00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:31,268
Oh, man. Not my rating.

294
00:10:31,335 --> 00:10:32,536
Who wants to make it better
with cheddar?

295
00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:33,938
Yeah, I'll do that.

296
00:10:34,005 --> 00:10:36,607
Isn't your dinner cheesy enough?

297
00:10:36,674 --> 00:10:38,209
I'm sorry you have to do this.

298
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:39,610
Spur my side, cowboy!

299
00:10:39,677 --> 00:10:41,012
It's my pleasure.

300
00:10:41,078 --> 00:10:42,546
You don't have to talk
like that for our sake.

301
00:10:42,613 --> 00:10:43,614
Yes, I do.

302
00:10:43,681 --> 00:10:45,616
They make us wear body cams.

303
00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:51,222
Everything's better with
a little more cheddar!

304
00:10:51,288 --> 00:10:52,957
You can tell this is

305
00:10:53,024 --> 00:10:54,892
a Hampton DeVille restaurant
because all the waiters act like

306
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,293
they're in a hostage situation.

307
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,629
Mmm!

308
00:10:58,696 --> 00:10:59,830
Best part about this restaurant?

309
00:10:59,897 --> 00:11:01,766
- Mm-hmm?
- Unlimited milk refills.

310
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,208
John, I think milk
is supposed to be for kids.

311
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:06,210
Milk boy!

312
00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:07,278
Jesus Christ.

313
00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:09,280
Look at this poor [bleep].

314
00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:10,882
Slow down, partner.

315
00:11:10,948 --> 00:11:13,885
This is your fourth refill.

316
00:11:16,621 --> 00:11:18,956
Is it just me, or is the milk boy

317
00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:21,025
a little mouthy tonight?

318
00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:23,227
I know my limits, pal. Thanks.

319
00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:30,368
We need to leave. How are we still here?

320
00:11:30,434 --> 00:11:31,969
Because both of us have
an underlying cowardice

321
00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,471
that guides every decision of our lives.

322
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:35,673
- Oh. Yeah.
- Great news, everybody!

323
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,943
All you partners just consumed
more than 3,000 calories!

324
00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,278
Why would you tell us that?

325
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:42,280
It's part of an FDA settlement.

326
00:11:42,346 --> 00:11:44,449
Whoa-oh!

327
00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:46,784
That cow only moves when there's
a birthday in the barn!

328
00:11:46,851 --> 00:11:48,186
Oh, no, there must be some mistake...

329
00:11:48,252 --> 00:11:49,520
It's my birthday!

330
00:11:49,587 --> 00:11:51,856
Hell yeah! Birthday! I love it!

331
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,257
Whoop!

332
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:55,693
Well, thank you, Sheriff.

333
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,029
Oh, that's why John is acting so weird.

334
00:11:58,095 --> 00:11:59,697
It's his birthday.

335
00:12:00,765 --> 00:12:02,700
Watch.

336
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,702
? When the moon rises high ?

337
00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:06,704
? Way up there in the sky ?

338
00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:08,306
? It's your birthday! ?

339
00:12:08,372 --> 00:12:09,640
- ? It's your birthday! ?
- ? It's your birthday! ?

340
00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:10,942
? It's your birthday! ?

341
00:12:11,008 --> 00:12:12,477
? When the cows start to prance ?

342
00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,312
? And the horses start to dance ?

343
00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:16,314
- ? It's your birthday! ?
- ? It's your birthday! ?

344
00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,249
- ? It's your birthday! ?
- ? It's your birthday! ?

345
00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:20,002
? Help yourself to a platter ?

346
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:22,416
? Because nothing you do matters ?

347
00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:24,036
- ? It's your birthday! ?
- ? It's your birthday! ?

348
00:12:24,094 --> 00:12:26,030
- ? It's your birthday! ?
- ? It's your birthday! ?

349
00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:27,992
? You're haunted by regrets ?

350
00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:29,794
? Whatcha doing with your life? ?

351
00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:31,662
- ? It's your birthday! ?
- ? It's your birthday! ?

352
00:12:31,729 --> 00:12:33,664
- ? It's your birthday! ?
- ? It's your birthday! ?

353
00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:37,335
? Another year gone by ?

354
00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:39,270
? And you managed not to die ?

355
00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,606
? It's your birthday! ?

356
00:12:41,664 --> 00:12:48,950
? So have a glass of milk! ?

357
00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:53,117
He got milked!

358
00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:55,119
? It's your birthday! ?

359
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,455
Whoo! Hoo-hoo!

360
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,523
Whoop!

361
00:12:59,524 --> 00:13:00,925
Make room, make room.

362
00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:03,327
You wanna move that?
Sorry. Yup. Thanks, Sonnet.

363
00:13:03,394 --> 00:13:04,829
How great was that song, by the way?

364
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:07,298
It's so beautiful, yet so frantic.

365
00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:09,367
John, happy birthday. This is crazy.

366
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:12,103
Oh. It's not actually my birthday.
Don't be silly.

367
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,105
The Texas sized banana split
boat is my favorite thing,

368
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:15,239
and that's the only way to get it.

369
00:13:15,306 --> 00:13:16,507
I do this all the time.

370
00:13:16,574 --> 00:13:18,149
Wait, so they know
it's not your birthday?

371
00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:20,511
Mm-hmm! But they have
to do it if someone asks.

372
00:13:20,578 --> 00:13:21,846
It's company policy.

373
00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:23,614
Jesus Christ.

374
00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:24,782
Get in there!

375
00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,083
- Mm, mm, bananas.
- Oh, yeah.

376
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,085
Whoa, hold up, hold up.

377
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,420
Okay.

378
00:13:32,089 --> 00:13:34,699
I went to [bleep] Julliard.

379
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:37,557
So, what do you say
we keep this party going?

380
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:39,826
There is an awesome bar
right next to the Sephora.

381
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,094
No, thanks. I think we're just gonna

382
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,395
- call it an early night.
- Oh.

383
00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:43,730
Oh, my God, I used to work at Sephora.

384
00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:45,031
So you two are definitely coming.

385
00:13:45,098 --> 00:13:46,599
And I know...

386
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,267
We have to get to Grace's
party before Daphne leaves.

387
00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:49,502
Let's just say thanks and good night

388
00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:51,237
and obviously do not mention
Grace's party.

389
00:13:51,304 --> 00:13:52,739
Got it. I'll make up an excuse.

390
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:54,707
- I did improv in college.
- Stop bringing that up.

391
00:13:54,774 --> 00:13:56,576
- You guys in?
- Yeah, we would love to come,

392
00:13:56,643 --> 00:13:59,579
it's just that
we have to get going to...

393
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:02,749
Um... uh...

394
00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:04,450
Uh... Think of something.

395
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:05,985
What could I be going to? A party.

396
00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,954
Oh, Grace's party!
No, don't say Grace's party.

397
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,756
Use your brain to think
of something... Grace's party.

398
00:14:09,822 --> 00:14:11,324
No, not that. Grace's party.

399
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,826
Grace's party.

400
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,628
Grace's party.

401
00:14:26,153 --> 00:14:28,372
[Bleep]. I mean, hi.

402
00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:31,104
Mm-hmm. Yum-yum.

403
00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:32,164
There she is.

404
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,612
Good. Food is up!

405
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,295
So, everyone dig in, okay,

406
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,884
before the cheese congeals.

407
00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,153
Why the [bleep] would you
bring John and Kate to my house?

408
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,122
Did you find out about
that thing I did to you

409
00:14:41,189 --> 00:14:42,390
and now you're getting revenge?

410
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:43,458
This is totally Matt's fault.

411
00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:44,592
Now, if you'll excuse me,

412
00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:46,861
I'm gonna go have a terrible time.

413
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,864
I am so, so sorry.

414
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,133
Anyway, is Daphne still here?

415
00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,236
Yes.

416
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:56,938
You should go talk to her.

417
00:14:57,005 --> 00:14:58,539
But...

418
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,942
Mm.

419
00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:02,844
Yeah, well,
I don't know it that's... okay.

420
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:05,446
Okay, never mind, your hair just sucks.

421
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,649
Just please be normal.

422
00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,250
Got it.

423
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:10,918
- Please.
- Hiya, Grace.

424
00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:12,453
Listen, I hope you don't feel awkward

425
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,088
about not inviting me to your party.

426
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:16,424
- I don't.
- Seriously, I... I get it.

427
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:19,427
Office John would not be
a lot of fun at a party.

428
00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:23,731
But this... is weekend John.

429
00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:30,838
Would weekend John like a drink?

430
00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:33,107
Yes, please, I will take a milk.

431
00:15:33,174 --> 00:15:35,376
I curate an emerging artists series,

432
00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:37,412
which is basically a fancy way of saying

433
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,080
"garbage my arty friends make."

434
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,515
But...

435
00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:42,283
What about you? I know
you work at Hampton-DeVille.

436
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,686
Yeah, I'm a junior executive
in training,

437
00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:46,254
which is just a fancy way of saying

438
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,424
that I don't know what
I'm doing with my life.

439
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,558
Come on.

440
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:51,826
I bet it's more interesting than

441
00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:53,227
you're giving yourself credit for.

442
00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:55,330
Walk me through your day,
like, step by step.

443
00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:57,198
Okay...

444
00:15:57,265 --> 00:15:58,533
I get to work at, like, 9:00.

445
00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:01,402
And from 9:00 to 11:00, I answer emails.

446
00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:04,339
And then I go to a meeting,

447
00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:08,076
where... I talk about emails.

448
00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:10,912
And then I have lunch,

449
00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:15,950
where I typically eat at my desk
and answer emails.

450
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,852
Emails.

451
00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:19,153
Emails. Emails.

452
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,588
Your entire life is answering emails.

453
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,290
BCC. Emails. CC. Answer the email!

454
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,491
Answer the emails. Answer it!

455
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:24,792
- Emails.
- You're a little boy

456
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,094
inside of a man who answers emails

457
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,528
for a living. Answer the email!

458
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,163
I mean, there's all
different types of emails,

459
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,833
and I, you know, put 'em in
different boxes to organize 'em

460
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,001
- so that I can keep track...
- Yeah.

461
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,469
The thing is, it's a good job for me.

462
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,803
- Right, yeah.
- For me, right now,

463
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,572
it's a good job, and then
at the end of the day...

464
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:39,874
- Mm-hmm.
- I...

465
00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:42,043
- answer emails.
- Right.

466
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,245
That's quite a day.

467
00:16:44,312 --> 00:16:46,447
Why are you wearing sweatpants?

468
00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:48,082
I don't want to talk about it.

469
00:16:50,151 --> 00:16:52,887
Oh, hey, Kate. How are you doing?

470
00:16:52,954 --> 00:16:55,289
Well, I'm an adult executive

471
00:16:55,356 --> 00:16:57,225
at what appears to be a college party.

472
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,292
Where's your date?

473
00:16:58,359 --> 00:16:59,293
I fired him.

474
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,695
Oh, I'm sorry.

475
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:02,597
Don't be... I had a Groupon
for him, anyways.

476
00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:05,500
I'm actually out here hiding from John.

477
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,036
I've never seen a grown-up
consume so much dairy.

478
00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:10,238
He has the diet of a
five-year-old with osteoporosis.

479
00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:13,474
It's ridiculous.

480
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:16,144
- You want to hit this?
- Kate, you smoke weed?

481
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:17,712
Oh, don't be so surprised.

482
00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:19,213
It's the weekend.

483
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,348
And I'm a human being.

484
00:17:20,454 --> 00:17:22,678
Aw, shit.

485
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,118
Well, I feel a little better.

486
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:36,055
It's slightly more tolerable
to be at this party right now.

487
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,423
- And here's my bedroom.
- Wow.

488
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,658
As you can see, there's
nothing notable about it.

489
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,393
- Huh.
- Okay, that's it, tour's over.

490
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:44,029
Wow. Great, concise tour, Grace.

491
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,564
I learned a lot.

492
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,566
You know, since we're getting
to know each other

493
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,002
a bit out of the office,
here's a little personal tidbit

494
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,738
about me: my second week at Yale,

495
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:57,176
my roommate hanged himself
with my bed sheets.

496
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:01,180
And to this day,
I do not sleep in a bed.

497
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,017
Wow, that's quite a tidbit.

498
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,619
Doug Feldman.

499
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,788
Do you know what I love about dancing?

500
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,657
- What?
- It makes you feel like

501
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,158
you're experiencing something,

502
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,894
even though it's totally pointless.

503
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,196
Yeah, my body feels like
it's having a good time

504
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,498
right now, even though
I'm absolutely not.

505
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,833
Oh, no way!

506
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,068
Is this a virtual reality thingamajig?

507
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,137
Yeah, you should try it.

508
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,807
You can leave this party behind
and enter a new reality.

509
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,543
I think we'd all like to see that.

510
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,011
Can you hold my milk?

511
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,382
Ooh. Oh, baby!

512
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,384
Whoa!

513
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,385
What?

514
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,519
Oh, my God, that's my arm.

515
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,087
Grace, is this my arm?

516
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,689
Think I'm gonna get a restraining order

517
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,391
against weekend John.

518
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,559
Get out of here. What is that, a bee?

519
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,027
Or like a bee...

520
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,762
That's like a full beehive
or something like that.

521
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,030
How'd it go with Daphne?

522
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,435
Should have gotten that haircut.

523
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,138
Or developed a more dynamic personality

524
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,539
over the last 29 years.

525
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,108
Help me, please.
I-I'm on a cliff right now.

526
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,344
G-Grace? Grace, I'm on a cliff!

527
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,752
Well, at least he didn't puke
in my virtual reality headset.

528
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,592
Okay, party's over. Everyone out!

529
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,187
So, I actually had fun

530
00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:26,038
not having fun with you at this party.

531
00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:27,188
Yeah, me too.

532
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:28,255
Do you want to share an Uber?

533
00:19:28,322 --> 00:19:30,558
Oh, no, thanks. I've got a ride.

534
00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:35,129
Don't even tell me your name.

535
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:37,731
You, in the back. I'm driving.

536
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,501
How do I get that job?

537
00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:42,536
This was a total waste of a Saturday.

538
00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:44,438
I'm gonna have to really
make up for this on Sunday.

539
00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:46,273
Not a chance. Sundays are worthless.

540
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,841
Spend the entire day dreading Monday.

541
00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:49,543
You'll be back at work
before you even know...

542
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,778
What happened with John the other night?

543
00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:52,346
He passed out, and I couldn't get him

544
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,381
out of my house till Sunday afternoon.

545
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,017
Now he wants to take me
to some place called Milk Barn

546
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:58,586
for a thank-you dinner this weekend.

547
00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:00,287
Oh, God, Grace, no.

548
00:20:00,354 --> 00:20:01,722
Don't worry. I handled it.

549
00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:04,358
If anybody asks,
I'm doing Habitat for Humanity

550
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:08,662
every Saturday and Sunday
until either John or I dies.

551
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,866
Hey, guys. Great weekend, huh?

552
00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,367
Too bad it's Monday again.

553
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:14,635
Yeah, guess now that we're friends,

554
00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:16,971
you can't boss us around anymore, huh?

555
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,543
Matt.

556
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:25,946
It seems like you think
you're talking to weekend John.

557
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:28,616
But this is office John.

558
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:34,488
And he is not your [bleep] friend.

559
00:20:36,624 --> 00:20:38,559
- Hey, Kate, how's it going?
- Nothing has changed

560
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:40,394
- between us.
- That's cool.

561
00:20:40,461 --> 00:20:42,162
And it doesn't hurt my feelings.

562
00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:57,405
_

563
00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:02,426
? I love you Chuck ?

564
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,318
? I love you Rick ?

565
00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:06,390
? I love you Daniel ?

566
00:21:06,437 --> 00:21:08,689
? I'm feeling sick ?

567
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,070
? Sick with love ?

568
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,218
? From my fridge ?

569
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:12,859
Charles, I'm singing.

570
00:21:12,884 --> 00:21:15,066
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