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Aah!

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- Find anything of note out there?
- No.

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- What?!
- Just a floating baby head.

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Whoa.

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We need to get you on the
corner of 4th and Oxford.

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It's a hot-streets case.
Please use discretion.

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I guess we should check out
that other thing.

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Shouldn't we check this out?
Get tissue, fluid samples?

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- I mean, what do we do with ...
- You always overthink things.

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It's a floating baby head.

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- It's not going anywhere.
- Mm-hmm.

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Another one without a body.

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This is a hot-street case, so
you can't talk about it, huh?

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- Who could do such a thing?
- I'm not sure.

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I'm Special Agent Baranski,
and this is my partner ...

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- Hey!
- ...Forensic Expert French.

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What are you doing?

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From the stretching of the
skin and the flexion fracture of

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the spine, looks like
the head was ripped off.

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It's clearly a human head
identified by the human ears,

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skin, human eyes, and human teeth.

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Kill by a monster or something.

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Aah!

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Let's use my truth serum formula.
Interrogate them.

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There you go overthinking
things again.

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- Let's just punch them.
- If you say so.

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Maybe we should just shoot them.

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See?
That was easy.

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Aah!

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1x00 - Pilot

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How you holding up, Jen?

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I want you to know you can stay
with me as long as you need.

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Thanks, Uncle Mark.
I still can't believe Mom's gone.

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You're my last living relative.

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And I'm not going anywhere.
By the way, yesterday I was

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diagnosed with a brain
tumor and I'm gonna die.

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- What?!
- I've got about a week, and

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you'll have to move out when
that happens.

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- You'll be homeless.
- Uncle Mark!

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I don't have a will, so, uh, take
my futuristic FBI computer phone.

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- It's pretty cool.
- Wait. Aren't you investigating brain

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monsters right now,
and you have a brain tumor?

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Maybe there's a connection.

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Jen, everybody gets brain
tumors eventually. That's life.

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- There has got to be something you can do.
- I was referred to a surgeon,

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but I'm kind of busy right now
chasing monsters and stuff.

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- Maybe I'll see her later.
- Now!

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- Please!
- I'll take care of it later.

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All right, all right,
I'll visit the brain surgeon.

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La-a-te-e-r!

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And your phone, I-I can't ...

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Oh, there's some NSA-type
programs on that thing.

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You probably shouldn't use those.

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Wait!

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If Uncle Mark dies, I'll be all alone.

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I get it.
You love me.

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Who cares?
You're just a dog.

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Huh.

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- Pretty dry on brain monster leads.
- Yeah, maybe we should take a

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break and get some brain surgery
or something.

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Dr. Steven Davis referred
me for brain stuff.

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Agent Baranski,
we've been expecting you.

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Welcome to our facility.

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I'm Dr. Jane Brainbrook, and I
will be performing your surgery.

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She's the surgeon?
She's beautiful.

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I think she looks like shit.

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Well, now that you mention
it, she does look like shit.

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I've cloned a small piece of
your cerebellum.

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- It needs to gestate in your neck.
- There are two surgeries.

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First she's going to grow a new
piece of brain in your neck.

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Then she's going to implant it
inside your head,

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replacing the
area affected by the tumor.

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Sounds sketchy.
We should get a second opinion.

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You're just overthinking
things again.

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Let's do it.
After we talk about anesthetics.

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Ah, so I guess we're doing it
without anesthetics.

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- All right, that's fine.
- It'll take 30 minutes to gestate.

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Then we can perform the second surgery.

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Just one quick question about
anesthetics.

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Don't worry.
We'll put you out.

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This is the clinic that diagnosed
Uncle Mark's brain tumor.

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Let's see if this phone works.

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Scan criminal database.

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Steven Davis, 46, conviction
of medical fraud in 2002,

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battery ... third degree, 2005, practicing
without a medical license in 2006.

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Hey, what's the big deal?!
Why you hologramming me?!

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Get him, Chubbie Webbers.

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- Ugh. Get him!
- Why should dogs do this?!

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But dogs aren't supposed to do this!

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I know you're not a real doctor.

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Mark Baranski doesn't have
a brain tumor, does he?

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- Does he?!
- Nobody has brain tumors, okay?!

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A lady at the James Newton Science
Center pays me for fake referrals!

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She does experiments or something!

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Fuu...

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Ow. So you're here
for brain surgery, too?

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I don't trust Brainbrook.
I don't feel... well.

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- Well, you look pretty great.
- You look fantastic.

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I can't see.
I think I'm losing my hearing!

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- I said you look great!
- You look great!

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Your first task, my brain brethren,
is to kill Agent French.

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Chubbie Webbers, I need you
to wear a disguise and distract

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the guard while I sneak in.

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It doesn't matter what kind
of disguise. Just distract him.

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Oh, come on!

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Want to play baseball?

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Come on!
You know you want to!

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Nice job, Chubbie Webbers.

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Hi!
We've got to get out of here.

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If we don't perform an
emergency surgery right now,

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your uncle will turn into a monster.

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I'm not ready to come out just yet.

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What's Brainbrook's plan?

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- Time to overthink things.
- Ugh!

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- What's Brainbrook's plan?
- She's cooking chili.

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She's building an army of
brain soldiers and teleporting

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them to Mars for planetary conquest.

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- You think she's cooking chili.
- Yes. - No.

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Can you surgically remove it
from Uncle Mark?

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I'm attached to his spine.
He'll die if you try to remove me.

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How do we kill you without
injuring my partner?

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There is an intralesional
steroid vaccine ... an antidote,

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if you will ... in Brainbrook's
lab in the east wing.

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But it's impossible to get to

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unless you use Brainbrook's
teleportation device. Oh, damn it.

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Let's see if I can get the
teleporter running.

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I might be able to get it to
work, but it's dangerous.

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I'd say there's a 90%
chance of instant death.

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There goes that.

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Are you sure?

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I don't know what to say.

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Chubbie Webbers!

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I can change the density
between the two versions.

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Huh.

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- So what's your name?
- I don't have a name.

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- What's your favorite movie?
- I've never seen a movie before.

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- Where you from?
- Your neck.

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What's your favorite TV show?

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Remember, you're like a ghost.
They won't be able to hurt you.

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Go to the east wing and get
the antidote.

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It's all up to you, Chubbie Webbers.

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Ow!
He shot me in the heart!

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Ugh! Try not to shoot
me in the heart again.

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- That hurts.
- I'm sorry.

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- Are you okay? How's your heart?
- I'll be fine.

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He missed all the important valves.

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If you're gonna get shot in the
heart, this is the best way.

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Oh!
Got to switch densities.

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Chubbie Webbers!

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Dumbass!

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Aah!

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We have to go in!

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Let's kill some mother
[bleep] brain cells.

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Wait. Before you kill me,
I have one final request.

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- Go on.
- There's so much I never got

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to experience in my short life.

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Most regrettably, I will die a virgin.

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Because we are connected,
I feel what you feel.

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Jen is here.
We have an opportunity.

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Oh, so you're asking me to
have sex with my niece.

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It's all I ask.

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Ugh!

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Sometimes your instincts fail you.

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I thought for sure she was
cooking chili.

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I'm just glad you're okay.
You're all the family I have left.

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And you're family, too,
Chubbie Webbers.

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Looks like he wants a belly rub.
He's earned it, right?

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He sure has.

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You're doing a good job.

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