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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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So, what do you think?

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Think you're a few years off.

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Well, I think it's cute,

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and I think you're jealous
because Sue invited me up

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to celebrate her 21st birthday

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and you had to trick Axl

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into celebrating his with you.

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I didn't trick him.

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And don't get too big a head there.

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Didn't she choose you just 'cause

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her real friends are out of town?

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I'm fun, Mike.

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I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it,

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and we are gonna party like it's 1999.

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You were 33 with two kids in '99.

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Oh, hey, do you know
where the blue bag is?

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Aha! Whoo! Got it.

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That's the blue bag?

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I thought the blue bag was yellow.

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The blue bag was yellow,
and now the blue bag is orange.

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Try to keep up.

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Oh, good, the blue bag.

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Unh-unh.

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Blue bag is coming with me.

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What? But you're only going 40 minutes.

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It'll take Dad and me
at least an hour and a half

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to get to the Planet Nowhere convention.

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You still want to do that?

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Uh, yeah?

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I'm just saying,

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it seems like you kind of
just did it with Sue.

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That was three years ago,

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and this time they're taking
over a whole abandoned mall.

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Now, we're gonna need to lay
a little groundwork for you

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as a Nowhere newbie.

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Yes, I ordered you the badge,
but don't worry,

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I'll catch you up on the drive.

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Hey!

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Look who's here.

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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Brickster, lookin' sharp.

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And Mrs. Heck.

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Or should I say Your Majesty?

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So, old Kenny's getting married, huh?

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Crazy, right?

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Hitchin' up with some girl

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he met on a train platform in Amsterdam.

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Yep. Their avatars fell in love,
and then they did.

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We haven't even met her yet.

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Sweet! The blue bag!

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Oh, gross! Who put fruit in here?

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I did, because I'm taking the blue bag.

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What? No. No, no, no.

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Kenny's wedding is in Ohio,

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and the fridge in the 'Bago is busted.

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Well, to be fair,

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everything in the 'Bago's busted.

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Ooh, I told Sue I would be there by 2:00.

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Okay, anybody got any birthday cards

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or presents I should take up to Sue?

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That's what I thought.

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All right.

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We got a long drive ahead of us,

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so we might as well hit the road.

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Have fun at Planet Loser.

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The sooner we start,

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the sooner we finish.

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Unh-unh, we're not doing this.

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What? Why not?

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'Cause we just waited an hour in line

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to see that rock guy.

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We're not waiting in another

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whole, big line again.

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Uh, I believe you're
talking about Lord Alyzium.

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He's not a rock, he's a mineral.

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From where I stood,

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he was mostly Styrofoam.

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No offense, Dad, but I don't think

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you're embracing the spirit
of this convention.

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I promise you, this one's
gonna be worth it.

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I didn't want to spoil it for you,

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but they have a live
Menenjula Twin Habitat.

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I don't care if they have

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a young Angie Dickinson habitat.

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I'm not waiting in this line.

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"Why are you being mean to Brick?

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Just wait in line."

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Did you just text your mom?

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Silligans cannot lie.

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Well, they can, but then
their arms will find off.

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Look, I'm the one
that brought you out here.

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If you got a problem with something,

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take it up with me, don't text your mom.

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Come on, the line to poke
that jellyfish thingy

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was wide-open.

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Let's go.

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Excuse me.

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Man, it is so weird,
Kenny getting married.

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Yeah, I know.

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How are we old enough

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to have a friend getting married?

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Seems like just yesterday,

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the three of us were
living in this thing.

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Because it was just yesterday.

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I mean, we practically just graduated.

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We're still kids!

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How can anyone be getting married?

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It's so... grown-up.

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Is Kenny a grown-up?

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Are we grown-ups?

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No, we can't be grown-ups.

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I still have to date
at least one more crazy chick

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before I settle down.

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Hey, you're closer to
being a grown-up than I am.

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At least you got your own place.

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Would a grown-up still sleep
with a night light?

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I tell people
it's a fancy smoke detector.

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I don't even pay my taxes yet.

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Well, you should.

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Last week, a cartoon made me cry.

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I still drink juice boxes.

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I still use Batman toothpaste.

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Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.

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Yeah.

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Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.

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Oh! Why, hello, bartender.

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I would like to order
some alcohol, please.

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And don't worry, it's legal.

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You don't have to trust the sash.

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Oh!

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Wow.

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Happy birthday, Miss... Sue Sue Heck.

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I suppose you're gonna want to see mine.

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Ah, my mom makes that joke, too.

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All right, first round's on the house

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for the birthday girl. What will it be?

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Ohh, I don't know. They all look so good.

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I should've made a binder for this.

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Okay, I don't know.

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Let's have something
with an umbrella. Mm.

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No, with fruit.

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No! With fire.

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Listen, since it's your 21st,

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why don't I whip you up
something special,

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and you can let me know what you think?

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- Ah!
- Ooh!

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Okay. All right.

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So, you're gonna want to pace yourself.

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We have all night.

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And the most important thing

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is not to drink on an empty stomach.

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That means we're gonna want to layer.

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We need to make a nice, cozy bed
of absorbent food layers

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for the booze to rest on.

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Got it.

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Oh, and don't let me forget...

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It's a big thing here
that on your 21st birthday,

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everybody kisses the East
Indy dragon statue.

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It's one of our oldest traditions,

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dating back to the '80s,

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so, obvi, I got to do it.

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Enjoy, ladies.

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- Ah!
- Mmm!

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Oh, happy birthday, honey.

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Ohh!

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- First legal drink!
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, I think there's
something bad in this.

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That's the alcohol.

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Oh.

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One order of fries,

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and a pop in the Faxon's Folly
festival-only collector's cup.

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What the hell?!

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What'd you do that for?

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That's what they're for.

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When the Silligans were being
chased from the Outer Rings

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by the Marderian Horde, they cut weight

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by dumping their food stores.

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We honor their sacrifice
by doing the same.

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I know you're a newbie, but come on, Dad.

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Can you at least
lower your voice a little

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when asking dumb questions?

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That will be $26.95.

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For a pop?!

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It's a collector's cup.

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Well, then, I'm just
gonna collect my money

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and put it back in my pocket.

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Ridiculous.

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They think 'cause they got you trapped,

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you'll pay for anything.

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Great, now I got French fry
all over my foot.

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"Just let Brick have the cup."

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What did I tell ya?! I said,
"Don't go texting your mom."

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Well, I'm sorry, but you're
being unreasonable.

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If you're coming to something like this,

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you should expect to get a souvenir cup.

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I'm beginning to understand why
Mom says she's the fun parent.

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Well, that may be true,
but you're stuck with me.

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We're stuck with each other,
and that's the way it is,

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so you're just gonna have

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Hello?

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You need to calm down.

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What? Are you kidding me?!

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That vein was popping out of your head.

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I was worried about you.

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I think Mom should be notified

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if you're about to have
a medical episode.

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Suck it up, Mike.

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Just let him do his weird things.

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Hey, I let him do plenty.
You don't know...

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You don't know what we've
done and haven't done,

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but he shouldn't be texting you.

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I'm the parent on duty,
I'm dealing with it.

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You think I want to be
getting all these texts?

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Every time I try
to take a selfie with Sue,

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Brick keeps popping up,

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telling me how awful you're being.

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He threw a $5 basket of fries
against the wall!

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It's the Wall of Sacrifice!
That's what you do.

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You know, if this were Axl,
you wouldn't be complaining.

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You would happily go along
with whatever he wanted to do.

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All I'm asking is that you choose Brick.

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Choose Brick?

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What the hell does that even
mean... "Choose Brick"?

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I'm saying he's your kid
and he deserves your attention.

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Even if you're tired,
you can't just slack off.

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You got to be on top of your
game when it comes to your kids.

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Happy birthday to me!

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Happy birthday to meeee!

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I was gone five minutes. What happened?

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Everybody is so nice
when it's your birthday.

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They all keep giving me free drinks,

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and they are all so good.

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- This one is my favorite...
- You shouldn't be mixing.

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...because it's the colors of the flag.

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- Okay, but...
- No, wait, this one

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because it tickles my nose
when I drink it.

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No, wait!

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You're all my babies.

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Aww!

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From the exchange students at table nine.

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- Ooh.
- Oh, no, no, no.

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She's gonna need at least two more layers

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to soak everything up.

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I'm teaching her to drink responsibly.

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Ooh, this is good.

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We're gonna need one more of these.

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Mnh-mnh.

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Yep, it was a good thing

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I was there for Sue so I could teach her

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how to drink responsibly.

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Shark attack!

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Go, Mommy! Go, Mommy! Go!

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Wait!

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Wait, wait! The dragon!

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I still got to kiss the dragon.

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What dragon? My ass is draggin'.

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You said "ass." You're so funny. I know!

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00:08:28,978 --> 00:08:30,089
Ooh, I got another one,
I got another one.

262
00:08:30,113 --> 00:08:31,257
Yeah?

263
00:08:31,281 --> 00:08:32,725
My ass is draggin'.

264
00:08:34,851 --> 00:08:36,528
Oh, but Mommy, the dragon...

265
00:08:36,552 --> 00:08:38,464
the poor dragon is probably so lonely

266
00:08:38,488 --> 00:08:40,666
out there all alone at night.

267
00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:42,334
Oh, I got to go. We got to go...

268
00:08:42,358 --> 00:08:44,136
got to go kiss my dragon boyfriend.

269
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,738
Okay, hang on.

270
00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:49,909
Whew! Okay, I'm not feeling so hot.

271
00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:52,011
You know what, let's just
go back to the apartment,

272
00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:54,513
and then you can kiss
the dragon tomorrow.

273
00:08:54,537 --> 00:08:56,715
What? No, I can't do that.

274
00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:59,084
If I kiss the dragon on a day
that's not my birthday,

275
00:08:59,108 --> 00:09:00,719
it's just dumb.

276
00:09:00,743 --> 00:09:02,454
Hey, Sue! Mrs. Heck!

277
00:09:02,478 --> 00:09:03,756
- Hey!
- Aidan!

278
00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:04,924
Whoo! Hey!

279
00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:06,325
I thought I'd see
if you guys were still here

280
00:09:06,349 --> 00:09:07,326
and buy you a birthday drink.

281
00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,661
We're gonna kiss the dragon.

282
00:09:08,685 --> 00:09:11,997
- No dragon! Must go home!
- Boo.

283
00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:14,400
Uh, maybe I should show you
the way to the dragon

284
00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:16,302
and then make sure you both get home.

285
00:09:16,326 --> 00:09:17,403
That sound okay, Mrs. Heck?

286
00:09:17,427 --> 00:09:18,737
Okay, she's gonna kiss the dragon,

287
00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:19,805
then I'm gonna take her home,

288
00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:21,040
and then I'm gonna
kiss her little face off

289
00:09:21,064 --> 00:09:22,007
because she's so cute!

290
00:09:22,031 --> 00:09:22,841
Ohh.

291
00:09:22,865 --> 00:09:23,976
Okay, well, come on. Let's...

292
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,144
- Whoo!
- Yeah, yeah.

293
00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:26,578
Do you know, she was 4 once.

294
00:09:26,602 --> 00:09:27,913
That's right, yes. Come on.

295
00:09:27,937 --> 00:09:28,881
- I didn't know that!
- Oh, watch that.

296
00:09:28,905 --> 00:09:29,715
Careful.

297
00:09:30,873 --> 00:09:32,651
You know, there's sort of
an unwritten rule...

298
00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:34,553
The passenger entertains the driver.

299
00:09:34,577 --> 00:09:36,889
Sorry, I'm just trying to get
something down for my toast.

300
00:09:36,913 --> 00:09:38,123
- You work on yours?
- Nah.

301
00:09:38,147 --> 00:09:40,592
I just figure I'll start talking
and see what happens.

302
00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:41,760
I find, if I smile enough,

303
00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:43,429
people don't really listen to what I say.

304
00:09:43,453 --> 00:09:44,563
And besides, it's Kenny.

305
00:09:44,587 --> 00:09:46,332
How many guests can there really be?

306
00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:48,767
True. I've never even seen him
talk to another human being

307
00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,502
besides you and my mom, that one time.

308
00:09:50,526 --> 00:09:52,171
Yeah, we didn't even know his last name

309
00:09:52,195 --> 00:09:53,138
till we got the invite.

310
00:09:53,162 --> 00:09:54,740
Maybe we'll be the only ones there.

311
00:09:54,764 --> 00:09:56,475
Well, he's got to have a family, right?

312
00:09:56,499 --> 00:09:58,544
I mean, Kenny had to come from somewhere.

313
00:09:58,568 --> 00:10:01,013
And if we knew where that was,
it'd be great for our speech.

314
00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:02,281
You think we'll have mikes?

315
00:10:02,305 --> 00:10:04,516
I'll text him.

316
00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:07,519
"K-bird, super-pumped for the wedding.

317
00:10:07,543 --> 00:10:08,887
How many peeps?

318
00:10:08,911 --> 00:10:10,723
Mikes for speeches?" Boom.

319
00:10:10,747 --> 00:10:12,858
Oh, and while you're at it,
ask about bridesmaids.

320
00:10:12,882 --> 00:10:14,159
See if he has any sisters.

321
00:10:14,183 --> 00:10:15,961
You really want to get with a she-Kenny?

322
00:10:15,985 --> 00:10:17,563
Oh.

323
00:10:17,587 --> 00:10:21,333
- Uh, "Definitely gonna be a mike."
- Hmm.

324
00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:24,236
"Have to be sure
all 600 guests can hear you."

325
00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,437
- 600?!
- 600?!

326
00:10:25,461 --> 00:10:27,406
- Are you... Wh...
- Damn, we got nothing!

327
00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:28,907
- Oh, my gosh.
- We're gonna look like idiots.

328
00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,476
We're gonna bomb in front of 600 people.

329
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,577
- Okay.
- Uh... uh...

330
00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:33,479
Sue, we should really get your mom home.

331
00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:35,047
We can do the statue tomorrow.

332
00:10:35,071 --> 00:10:36,548
Oh! No!

333
00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:37,950
I got to kiss the dragon.

334
00:10:37,974 --> 00:10:39,885
I don't think
the dragon's gonna happen. No.

335
00:10:39,909 --> 00:10:40,819
No, no, no.

336
00:10:40,843 --> 00:10:42,388
No, no, no, no, no!

337
00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:43,188
Sue!

338
00:10:43,212 --> 00:10:44,690
Wait, Sue! Sue!

339
00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:47,059
I got her!

340
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,862
Mrs. Heck, that's not Sue!

341
00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:50,951
I'm Sue!

342
00:10:52,155 --> 00:10:53,687
- Oh, hello.
- Sorry, ma'am.

343
00:10:54,323 --> 00:10:55,134
- Ooh!
- Oh!

344
00:10:55,158 --> 00:10:57,269
Suzy Q? What's going on?

345
00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:59,738
Sean! Oh!

346
00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:01,640
I'm gonna kiss the dragon.

347
00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:04,076
Oh, right. It's your 21st birthday.

348
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,512
Aww, you knew?

349
00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:08,547
Of course. Plus, the sash didn't hurt.

350
00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:11,116
Hey, man. Thanks for stopping her.

351
00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:12,401
I'm Aidan.

352
00:11:12,425 --> 00:11:14,319
Oh, I know. Sean.

353
00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:15,354
Uh... Oh.

354
00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:16,989
I'm trying to get these guys home,

355
00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:18,590
but it's like herding drunk cats.

356
00:11:18,614 --> 00:11:21,160
- Ha ha! Drunk cats.
- Pfft!

357
00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:22,828
You know what, I'm on my way home.

358
00:11:22,852 --> 00:11:25,297
Why don't I help make sure
you get these two home safe?

359
00:11:25,321 --> 00:11:26,632
Yay!

360
00:11:26,656 --> 00:11:28,600
Sean's coming to the dragon!

361
00:11:28,624 --> 00:11:30,636
Sue, what time were you born?

362
00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:33,672
9:36 p.m. at night. Why?

363
00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:34,840
You're in luck.

364
00:11:34,864 --> 00:11:37,309
Tradition says you have
24 hours after you turn 21

365
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,310
to kiss the dragon,

366
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,845
and you'll get a much better picture

367
00:11:39,869 --> 00:11:41,480
if you take it tomorrow during the day.

368
00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:43,916
Sean, you're so smart, Sean.

369
00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:47,586
You should totally be a doctor,
like, right now.

370
00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:50,656
Come on.

371
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,646
Hi!

372
00:11:54,884 --> 00:11:56,713
Add curly fries to the list of things

373
00:11:56,738 --> 00:11:58,276
- I can't eat anymore.
- Okay.

374
00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:03,818
I can't believe
you made us come home early.

375
00:12:03,843 --> 00:12:06,115
Early? We were there for five hours!

376
00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:07,617
Some people go for three days!

377
00:12:07,641 --> 00:12:09,686
And you didn't even let me
buy any souvenirs.

378
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,388
On what planet do they
charge you 26 bucks for a pop?

379
00:12:12,412 --> 00:12:14,857
Uh, those are 1950s prices on Gorkon.

380
00:12:14,881 --> 00:12:16,593
Brick, you don't need all that junk...

381
00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:18,027
the hats and the cups

382
00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:19,862
and the Silligan pool floaties.

383
00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:21,864
It's not supposed to be
about the merchandise,

384
00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,499
it's supposed to be the experience.

385
00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:24,667
What are you doing?

386
00:12:24,691 --> 00:12:26,936
Are you texting your mom
when I told you not to?

387
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,043
"Dad is being a jerk."

388
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,909
Did you seriously just call me a jerk?

389
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:36,179
Do you have any idea what
your grandpa would've done to me

390
00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:37,247
if I called him a jerk?

391
00:12:37,271 --> 00:12:39,182
Actually, I didn't call you a jerk.

392
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,984
I described you as being a jerk.

393
00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,085
In this instance,

394
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,720
"being" is an adverbial
participle clause, so...

395
00:12:43,744 --> 00:12:44,854
Enough.

396
00:12:44,878 --> 00:12:45,955
Give me your phone.

397
00:12:45,979 --> 00:12:48,958
My phone... that I only
ever use to talk to Mom?

398
00:12:48,982 --> 00:12:51,761
Forget it. You're grounded instead.

399
00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:53,296
Go to your room, and don't
come out until I say.

400
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,532
My room... with all my favorite
books and Axl's super-TV?

401
00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:58,568
- Okay.
- Hold it.

402
00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:00,737
There's got to be something around here

403
00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:02,605
that means something to you.

404
00:13:02,629 --> 00:13:04,641
Good luck. I care about very little.

405
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,445
Wait. Dad, no.

406
00:13:09,469 --> 00:13:10,546
Not the microfiche!

407
00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,748
Please! Take my phone!

408
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:13,283
I care about my phone so much!

409
00:13:13,307 --> 00:13:14,150
Oh, no.

410
00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:15,251
See, this is what happens

411
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,486
when you don't listen, Brick.

412
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:20,545
Your microfiche privileges
are revoked until...

413
00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:25,028
Thank God it landed on the carpet.

414
00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:26,829
Those bulbs are impossible to replace.

415
00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:29,299
Okay, hang on. Just where'd the...

416
00:13:31,892 --> 00:13:35,359
Thanks, Dad.
This has been the perfect day.

417
00:13:37,898 --> 00:13:40,810
Okay, read me back what we got so far.

418
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,345
Right. Uh...

419
00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:44,169
"Kenny, buddy..."

420
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,817
- Was that it?
- Yeah.

421
00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:48,785
I thought we had more!

422
00:13:51,845 --> 00:13:53,389
Man, if I was writing this about you,

423
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,357
it'd be a lot easier.

424
00:13:54,381 --> 00:13:56,492
Oh, yeah? What would you say?

425
00:13:56,516 --> 00:13:58,361
Oh, I don't know.

426
00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:00,830
Probably something about,
when I was in high school,

427
00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:02,398
I thought I was some big shot,

428
00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:04,200
gonna play football wherever I want.

429
00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,336
Next thing I know,
I'm tied up to a goalpost

430
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,971
next to some guy calling
himself the "Ax-man."

431
00:14:08,995 --> 00:14:11,674
Thought things couldn't get any worse.

432
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,309
Ouch.

433
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,814
But suddenly, there was this
cool, confident, funny guy

434
00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:21,184
laughing at all my jokes,
telling me how smart I am,

435
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,619
and actually thinking
that I have good ideas.

436
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:26,055
You know, that's what's
so awesome about Axl.

437
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:30,159
He has this way of making you
feel good about yourself.

438
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:33,196
And, man, we can all use
some of that... Am I right?

439
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,998
So, everyone,
raise your glasses to Axl...

440
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:40,029
as good a friend as any guy can have.

441
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,991
Thanks for everything, brother.

442
00:14:43,797 --> 00:14:46,476
Pretty... Pretty good.

443
00:14:48,802 --> 00:14:50,813
So...

444
00:14:50,837 --> 00:14:53,216
Uh, what would you say about me?

445
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,336
Oh, uh...

446
00:14:55,909 --> 00:14:56,919
All right.

447
00:14:56,943 --> 00:14:58,673
Um...

448
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:04,427
I think everyone gathered here today

449
00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:08,831
in my penthouse on top of the
Empire State Building know that,

450
00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:11,134
despite all my incredible
successes in business,

451
00:15:11,158 --> 00:15:14,670
I wasn't always the best student.

452
00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,506
In fact, I probably wouldn't
have graduated at all

453
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:17,540
if it weren't for Hutch.

454
00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:19,475
Yeah, I worked way harder in college

455
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:21,978
than I ever thought I could
have, and it's weird,

456
00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:23,913
'cause the thing I remember most

457
00:15:23,937 --> 00:15:26,416
is laughing, like, the whole time.

458
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,352
I mean, you think I could have
lasted three years in an RV

459
00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:30,386
with anybody else?

460
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,455
No. Mnh-mnh.

461
00:15:32,479 --> 00:15:34,876
Ladies and gentlemen,

462
00:15:35,649 --> 00:15:37,960
I wouldn't be standing here
before you today

463
00:15:37,984 --> 00:15:39,996
if it weren't for this guy right here...

464
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:44,133
a guy I'm lucky enough
to call my best friend.

465
00:15:49,563 --> 00:15:53,009
Yeah, that... that'll do. Th-That'll do.

466
00:15:55,769 --> 00:15:56,779
- Sorry.
- Ow!

467
00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:58,147
Okay.

468
00:15:58,171 --> 00:16:00,750
Bed. Me. Now.

469
00:16:00,774 --> 00:16:02,051
Are you sure you're okay, Mrs. Heck?

470
00:16:02,075 --> 00:16:04,447
I am quite sure I am not.

471
00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:06,556
Can I say something?

472
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,242
I want to say something.

473
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:13,196
I like you!

474
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:16,933
I really like you!

475
00:16:16,957 --> 00:16:18,711
Think you mean this guy.

476
00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:21,871
I don't think I can make it to my room.

477
00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:23,840
I need to lay down.

478
00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:25,163
Okay, where?

479
00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:26,749
Oh.

480
00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,211
I got it.

481
00:16:28,235 --> 00:16:30,012
Here we go. Up, up, up.

482
00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:32,248
I have something else to say.

483
00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:33,616
I think I'm gonna throw up.

484
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,884
Oh, God.

485
00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:37,620
When people throw up,
it makes me want to... Oh!

486
00:16:42,516 --> 00:16:45,328
Oh, no.

487
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,463
All my layers are in the trash.

488
00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:50,466
Does this mean I'm gonna be drunk now?

489
00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:52,768
No, that's not how it works.

490
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:56,205
Okay, and lean back a bit. There you go.

491
00:16:56,229 --> 00:16:58,374
Now, you're gonna feel good
for about 10 minutes,

492
00:16:58,398 --> 00:17:00,877
and then, after that, not so good again.

493
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,464
Hmm.

494
00:17:03,904 --> 00:17:05,381
Is all the vomit gone?

495
00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:09,218
If the vomit's gone, will you kiss meeee?

496
00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:13,756
Uh, I'm Sean.

497
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,526
Are you talking about me
or are you talking about Aidan?

498
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:17,882
Mm-hmm.

499
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:27,071
Sue, you can be
a very frustrating person.

500
00:17:28,128 --> 00:17:29,972
Hope you're worth waiting for.

501
00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:45,499
And don't forget to hold for laughs
when I do the Kenny dance.

502
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,270
I'm just gonna say it, man...
You look pretty grown-up.

503
00:17:50,294 --> 00:17:51,939
I do?

504
00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:54,541
Oh, looking pretty grown-up yourself.

505
00:17:54,565 --> 00:17:56,176
Really?

506
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,845
When did that happen?

507
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,013
Grown-up fist bump?

508
00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:19,433
Ah, I see GIRLGAMER77 has joined us.

509
00:18:19,457 --> 00:18:22,336
Now that everyone's here, shall we begin?

510
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:27,975
Mnh.

511
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,212
Hey.

512
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,048
You're up. How you feeling?

513
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:37,151
Well, I'm not so sure
drinking is my thing.

514
00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:38,986
Yeah.

515
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,354
So, sorry I bailed last night.

516
00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:41,355
I've kind of got this thing

517
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,223
where I can't be around people puking,

518
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,025
or I start puking.

519
00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:46,093
Yeah.

520
00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:47,327
Honestly, just talking about it right now

521
00:18:47,351 --> 00:18:48,395
is making me kind of...

522
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,966
We don't have to talk about throw-up.

523
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,546
- Yeah, sorry.
- Yeah.

524
00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:53,067
But that's what happened.

525
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,302
I just had to get out of here.

526
00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:57,237
Nice of your neighbor guy
to stick around, though.

527
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,872
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

528
00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,790
Yeah, it was.

529
00:19:01,632 --> 00:19:03,811
- Uh, you know, Aidan...
- Uh-huh?

530
00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,079
...I've been thinking.

531
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:09,768
Uh, I don't know if this is
exactly all... working.

532
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,400
I-I mean, at first,

533
00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:13,387
I thought maybe we were
like this rom-com thing

534
00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:15,155
where you were the perfect guy for me

535
00:19:15,179 --> 00:19:17,057
because we were so alike,

536
00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:21,295
but now I'm thinking maybe
we're just too much alike.

537
00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:22,396
You know?

538
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:25,332
Well, I can't say
I'm completely surprised.

539
00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,067
When you wanted to spend
your 21st birthday

540
00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:28,836
with your mom instead of me,

541
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,571
I kind of saw the writing on the wall.

542
00:19:30,595 --> 00:19:32,895
I'm sorry.

543
00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:36,091
Well, you'll still come
see our band, right?

544
00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:37,344
Of course!

545
00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:40,503
So on and so forth and what have you.

546
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,885
Ow! Ow.

547
00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:46,086
- I should just go.
- Yeah.

548
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,921
I'm gonna go.

549
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,761
Okay.

550
00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:56,630
So, it's good we did this,

551
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,966
because now I can teach you
about the day after.

552
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,834
The day after is all about rebuilding,

553
00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:02,625
and how do we do that?

554
00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,506
Sugar in any form.

555
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:09,776
Chocolate, cookies, doughnuts...
straight out of the bag.

556
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,478
Just get them in ya.

557
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,882
- Mnh.
- Yeah, there you go.

558
00:20:14,906 --> 00:20:16,150
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

559
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,852
It doesn't matter what galaxy you're in,

560
00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:21,321
fathers and sons will always battle,

561
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:25,225
but sometimes victory is won
with strategy and not strength.

562
00:20:34,492 --> 00:20:36,436
Give me a pop...

563
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,172
in a special-edition collector's cup.

564
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,806
And one of those, uh,

565
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,709
Menenjula Twin tote bags.

566
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:43,810
We can always use

567
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,012
another blue bag, right?

568
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,651
Hey.

569
00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:51,652
Any idea what size

570
00:20:51,676 --> 00:20:53,287
that light bulb is?

571
00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:56,312
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