1 00:00:00,195 --> 00:00:01,741 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,766 --> 00:00:02,796 You know, when I was a kid, 3 00:00:02,821 --> 00:00:04,414 I was obsessed with Star Wars. 4 00:00:04,493 --> 00:00:06,027 Luke, Vader, 5 00:00:06,117 --> 00:00:07,906 Leia, Obi-Wan. 6 00:00:09,851 --> 00:00:11,750 They were on the inside. 7 00:00:12,277 --> 00:00:13,878 Action! 8 00:00:16,421 --> 00:00:17,703 Kev's in rehab. 9 00:00:17,728 --> 00:00:19,500 I let Kevin get sent to rehab. 10 00:00:19,525 --> 00:00:21,265 You know what, I'm very proud of you, Kevin, 11 00:00:21,290 --> 00:00:23,632 but in here is in here, but out there, 12 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,671 - just takes one second to slip up. - Yeah. 13 00:00:27,149 --> 00:00:29,150 My foster dad helped me with that. 14 00:00:29,427 --> 00:00:31,528 And if you want to know what's best for her, 15 00:00:31,562 --> 00:00:33,500 it's me, and the second I get out of here, 16 00:00:33,525 --> 00:00:34,828 I'm coming back for her. 17 00:00:34,853 --> 00:00:36,254 Hey, girl. 18 00:00:38,327 --> 00:00:39,921 I'm gonna miss her. 19 00:00:40,642 --> 00:00:41,921 Me, too. 20 00:00:44,289 --> 00:00:45,507 Hello. 21 00:00:58,589 --> 00:01:00,557 Oh-ho-ho! 22 00:01:00,591 --> 00:01:01,703 Another... 23 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,984 five-seven split by my wife. 24 00:01:05,505 --> 00:01:09,125 I love it. My husband knows all the bowling lingo. 25 00:01:09,711 --> 00:01:10,796 Wow. 26 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,492 This is the best first anniversary ever. 27 00:01:13,829 --> 00:01:15,227 - Hey, babe? - Mm-hmm? 28 00:01:15,421 --> 00:01:16,742 Are you ready for your gift? 29 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,046 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:23,157 --> 00:01:25,437 Oh. 31 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:31,414 Because you're always scribbling on all those scraps of paper, 32 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:34,101 I started collecting them and then I had them bound. 33 00:01:34,359 --> 00:01:35,959 - Uh-huh. - Is it stupid? 34 00:01:35,993 --> 00:01:37,601 'Cause in my mind, when I was doing it, - What? 35 00:01:37,626 --> 00:01:38,851 it was really romantic. 36 00:01:38,876 --> 00:01:43,867 Rebecca, th-this is the most romantic gift ever. 37 00:01:43,974 --> 00:01:45,523 Oh, I love you. 38 00:01:47,039 --> 00:01:48,898 Mr. and Mrs. Pearson, 39 00:01:48,953 --> 00:01:51,029 please make your way to lane 30 40 00:01:51,054 --> 00:01:52,956 for a very special dance. 41 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:59,653 ? As around the sun the Earth knows... ? 42 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:01,732 Holy crap, Jack. 43 00:02:01,945 --> 00:02:03,265 Happy anniversary. 44 00:02:03,546 --> 00:02:05,773 ? ...to bloom in early May ? 45 00:02:06,828 --> 00:02:08,896 ? Just as hate knows love's the cure ? 46 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:11,563 ? You can rest your mind assure ? 47 00:02:11,687 --> 00:02:15,320 ? That I'll be loving you always... ? 48 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,054 - To four years. - Mm. To four years. 49 00:02:20,695 --> 00:02:22,109 Do you want your gift? 50 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,179 - Yeah. - Yeah? It's time? 51 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,796 All right. 52 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,920 I've been waiting to give this to you. 53 00:02:29,945 --> 00:02:31,951 - Oh, wow. - Open it. 54 00:02:32,179 --> 00:02:33,718 Silly. 55 00:02:36,164 --> 00:02:37,803 Because you're always talking about 56 00:02:37,828 --> 00:02:39,920 how the new guys on the job sites take your hammer. 57 00:02:39,945 --> 00:02:41,389 Oh. That is beautiful. 58 00:02:41,414 --> 00:02:43,030 Babe, I love it. 59 00:02:51,945 --> 00:02:53,968 I love this piano so much. 60 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:04,898 Jack. 61 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:09,101 Happy anniversary. 62 00:03:09,171 --> 00:03:11,617 Oh, happy anniversary, babe. 63 00:03:11,828 --> 00:03:13,227 - Mm. - Hey. 64 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,066 Can you promise me there aren't any 65 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,568 big grand gestures planned this morning? 66 00:03:21,812 --> 00:03:23,704 No. No, not this year. 67 00:03:24,757 --> 00:03:27,074 Okay. 'Cause you promised, and I didn't get you anything. 68 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:29,148 Oh, I know. I know. 69 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,947 Patrick Swayze's not gonna pop out 70 00:03:33,982 --> 00:03:36,046 of our closet, is he? 71 00:03:36,071 --> 00:03:38,719 - It's always Swayze with you. - I don't know. 72 00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:41,755 - Sorry. - No. No big grand gestures. 73 00:03:42,445 --> 00:03:43,757 No gifts. 74 00:03:43,898 --> 00:03:45,659 No guilt. 75 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,773 That's what you asked for this year, and I'm obeying. 76 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:50,287 Thank you. 77 00:03:50,312 --> 00:03:52,320 We'll get the kids to bed early. 78 00:03:52,453 --> 00:03:54,467 Say around... 79 00:03:54,499 --> 00:03:56,810 - 8:30 Eastern Standard Time. - Yeah. 80 00:03:56,835 --> 00:03:59,106 And then we'll be right back here in bed 81 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:02,453 - watching The Commish finale. - Yes. Thank you. 82 00:04:02,478 --> 00:04:05,112 - That's all I want, just one year. - Mm-hmm. 83 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:08,449 My two favourite guys: you and The Commish. 84 00:04:09,568 --> 00:04:10,687 Yeah. 85 00:04:27,205 --> 00:04:28,656 What's going on, honey? 86 00:04:30,289 --> 00:04:32,172 My mom doesn't know I'm here. 87 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:37,039 We're past due on our gas. 88 00:04:38,463 --> 00:04:40,625 We haven't had heat in a couple of weeks. 89 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:45,562 We need $89.34. 90 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:49,687 I didn't know where else to go. 91 00:04:50,601 --> 00:04:51,867 It's okay. 92 00:04:52,695 --> 00:04:56,125 Hey, uh, I'm gonna call your mom 93 00:04:56,632 --> 00:04:58,565 and I'm gonna set up a recurring direct deposit until... 94 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,068 - Randall. - No. She won't take it. 95 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,109 Look, I don't need extra, 96 00:05:03,134 --> 00:05:06,240 but it needs to be cash so I can tell her 97 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,509 that I saved up my allowance from when I was here. 98 00:05:09,675 --> 00:05:13,304 We need the heat back on before Miss Linda does her next visit. 99 00:05:28,968 --> 00:05:30,875 Come on. I'll give you a ride home. 100 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,584 I won't come up. 101 00:05:32,609 --> 00:05:34,234 But you got to promise me something, Deja. 102 00:05:34,796 --> 00:05:36,403 If something like this ever happens again, 103 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:39,881 or if you need anything, you call us, okay? 104 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,726 You don't wait for the heat to go off. You call us. 105 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:47,218 Come on. 106 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:53,515 The girls are at your mom's. 107 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,601 Everything I own with glitter is packed. 108 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,382 It is T-minus 30 minutes to departure. 109 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:00,007 Vegas, baby! 110 00:06:01,421 --> 00:06:02,600 - Hey. - Hmm? 111 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,197 Where are the neat piles organized by 112 00:06:04,232 --> 00:06:05,851 size, color and material, man? 113 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,765 - Maybe we shouldn't go. - Huh? What? 114 00:06:08,804 --> 00:06:11,154 No. You can't bail on Toby's bachelor party. 115 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:13,271 And I can't bail on Kate's bachelorette, so... 116 00:06:13,296 --> 00:06:15,350 Look, what if Deja needs us 117 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,914 and we're on the other side of the country? 118 00:06:16,939 --> 00:06:19,459 Hey. It's been weeks. She hasn't called. 119 00:06:19,484 --> 00:06:21,281 Okay? That's a good thing. 120 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:23,662 That means her mom is doing good. 121 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:27,109 And if she's not, then Linda will step in, you know? 122 00:06:27,476 --> 00:06:30,140 That's all we can do, or we're gonna drive ourselves crazy. 123 00:06:30,577 --> 00:06:33,054 Okay? It is what it is. 124 00:06:34,601 --> 00:06:35,804 Okay. 125 00:06:36,007 --> 00:06:39,781 All right? Now, come on. Baby, you love Vegas. 126 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,529 Do Rain Man blackjack for me. 127 00:06:41,554 --> 00:06:43,656 I don't feel like doing Rain Man blackjack. 128 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:44,937 Okay. 129 00:06:46,804 --> 00:06:48,757 You know we're pity invites, right? 130 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:50,978 Nobody wants their brother- or sister-in-law 131 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:52,773 watching them go wild in Vegas. 132 00:06:52,798 --> 00:06:55,048 Hey. I'm totally down with a pity invite, okay? 133 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,960 I deserve a pity invite. 134 00:06:56,985 --> 00:06:59,786 I have two children, work a full-time job, 135 00:06:59,821 --> 00:07:01,822 and manage a tenement, 136 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,057 because you saw a mural and imagined a cat. 137 00:07:04,552 --> 00:07:06,484 Hey, I deserve this. 138 00:07:09,921 --> 00:07:11,999 Definitely have a 16 against a nine. 139 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:15,102 Definitely gonna hit. 16 plus five is 21. 140 00:07:15,136 --> 00:07:16,436 It's definitely a winning hand. 141 00:07:16,471 --> 00:07:18,071 Definitely a winning hand. 142 00:07:18,296 --> 00:07:19,742 Vegas, baby! 143 00:07:20,015 --> 00:07:21,148 Vegas! 144 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,145 It's a live Magic Mike show. 145 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:26,710 Like the movie but in real life. 146 00:07:26,735 --> 00:07:29,734 They say it's like literally being inside of Magic Mike. 147 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:31,734 Hm, Madison, I don't know. I don't know. 148 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:32,783 Like, what's all the oil and... 149 00:07:32,808 --> 00:07:34,006 - Hey, hon. - Yeah. 150 00:07:34,031 --> 00:07:36,323 I was just... Oh. Madison's here, again. 151 00:07:36,357 --> 00:07:37,820 Hey, Toblerone. 152 00:07:38,343 --> 00:07:39,585 I really don't like that. 153 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:43,330 Uh, I'm packing for this Vegas bromance-a-thon, 154 00:07:43,364 --> 00:07:45,335 and I'm trying to figure out if I go 155 00:07:45,523 --> 00:07:48,820 Clooney Ocean or Sinatra Ocean. 156 00:07:48,929 --> 00:07:51,859 - Hmm. - I need fiancée wisdom. 157 00:07:52,718 --> 00:07:53,937 Toby. 158 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,835 You're a thief and a liar. 159 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,880 I only lied about being a thief. 160 00:08:01,492 --> 00:08:03,101 Yep, you're right. Clooney Ocean. 161 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,652 You're always right. I like it. That's why I put a ring on it. 162 00:08:05,687 --> 00:08:07,387 You guys are so Mike and Molly, 163 00:08:07,422 --> 00:08:09,835 - I can't stand it. - I hate you so much. 164 00:08:10,414 --> 00:08:11,976 Okay, I am out. 165 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,828 Kate, I will see you at the airport. 166 00:08:14,968 --> 00:08:16,788 Don't stress. I'm all over this. 167 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:18,132 That's what I'm stressed about. 168 00:08:18,157 --> 00:08:19,632 Later, Toby Bryant! 169 00:08:19,657 --> 00:08:21,458 You know what? You got to stop doing that, 170 00:08:21,483 --> 00:08:22,828 'cause that's... 171 00:08:24,101 --> 00:08:26,140 You know, I like Toby Bryant. That's good. 172 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:27,718 What's going on? You okay? 173 00:08:27,743 --> 00:08:30,078 - Yeah. Come on. - Yeah? 174 00:08:31,007 --> 00:08:32,109 Joint belly rub? 175 00:08:32,134 --> 00:08:35,375 - You or the dog? - Uh, dog first. Come here, buddy. 176 00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:37,968 Flip it. Flipper pup. 177 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,000 I wish we were doing our Vegas parties together. 178 00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:43,843 Me, too. But that's exactly why we should be doing them apart. 179 00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:47,042 Because we are wildly codependent, all right? 180 00:08:47,077 --> 00:08:49,778 I had to scrape the bottom of a very nerdy friend barrel 181 00:08:49,813 --> 00:08:51,125 to even have a bachelor party. 182 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:53,916 Madison is running point on yours, 183 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,703 for God's sake. Madison. 184 00:08:55,976 --> 00:08:57,687 Well, at least you get Randall at yours. 185 00:08:57,712 --> 00:08:59,947 - Randall can make anything fun. - Yeah, he can. 186 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:01,726 At least I... that's how I remember it, 187 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:04,421 when I actually, you know, used to see him. 188 00:09:04,446 --> 00:09:07,796 And I get Beth, who I've spent a sum total of seven minutes 189 00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:09,523 alone with my entire life. 190 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,585 - Come on, Beth is great. - Okay, you take her. 191 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:13,695 - And I'll take Randall. - Oh, no-no-no-no-no. 192 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,804 The Brothers Pearson are all mine this weekend. 193 00:09:15,829 --> 00:09:17,937 I got one scoop of dark chocolate Pearson, 194 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:20,125 and one scoop of creamy vanilla Pearson, 195 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:21,750 and I'm gonna be the ruddy strawberry 196 00:09:21,775 --> 00:09:24,046 that brings it all together, baby. 197 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,015 I'm sorry that your brother couldn't make it. 198 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,921 Yeah, well, that's an understatement. 199 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,625 He had a hundred excuses before I even got the question out. 200 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,242 But good news is we'll be back here in no time, 201 00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:38,937 laying in bed with this big fella. 202 00:09:38,962 --> 00:09:41,625 Huh? Recounting our Vegas war stories. 203 00:09:42,101 --> 00:09:44,148 Huh? And then we won't have to have 204 00:09:44,173 --> 00:09:47,742 another external relationship for at least another year. 205 00:09:49,468 --> 00:09:51,273 See, you always know what to say. 206 00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:53,209 Yeah. All right. 207 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:55,054 Scoot that. My turn. 208 00:09:55,664 --> 00:09:57,546 - Oh. - What, what? 209 00:09:57,571 --> 00:09:58,872 Right here? Right here? 210 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:04,226 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 211 00:10:13,109 --> 00:10:15,710 All right, Katie girl, what shape should I try? 212 00:10:15,945 --> 00:10:17,687 Mm, Texas. 213 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:18,929 Texas. 214 00:10:18,954 --> 00:10:20,093 Okay. 215 00:10:20,497 --> 00:10:21,953 - Dad. - Yeah. 216 00:10:22,046 --> 00:10:24,328 Aren't you supposed to do special stuff today 217 00:10:24,353 --> 00:10:26,488 to show Mom that you love her, or whatever? 218 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,757 We're taking the year off from the special stuff, 219 00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:31,953 but I love your mom always. 220 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:33,515 But you always do something. 221 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,976 Yeah, I know. I'm just, I'm not allowed to this year. 222 00:10:37,757 --> 00:10:40,539 - What if we did something for you guys? - Yeah! 223 00:10:40,564 --> 00:10:42,971 - Huh? - We'd do everything. We promise. 224 00:10:44,304 --> 00:10:46,296 Okay, so if you do everything, 225 00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:48,218 then technically I'm not breaking the rules. 226 00:10:48,243 --> 00:10:50,531 - Okay, what'd you have in mind? - Uh, we'll make dinner. 227 00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:53,154 Hey. What is going on? 228 00:10:53,179 --> 00:10:55,093 What are you guys conspiring about? 229 00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:57,226 We're gonna throw you guys a big anniversary party! 230 00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:58,773 - Yeah! - Yay! 231 00:10:59,945 --> 00:11:01,190 I'm ready for pancakes! 232 00:11:01,224 --> 00:11:02,414 - Me, too! - With chocolate chips! 233 00:11:02,439 --> 00:11:03,500 - I... - Jack. 234 00:11:03,525 --> 00:11:04,687 No. Wasn't me. 235 00:11:05,762 --> 00:11:06,862 Yes! 236 00:11:08,725 --> 00:11:09,968 Damn, baby! 237 00:11:09,993 --> 00:11:12,539 I am feeling Vegas right now! 238 00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:13,904 Let's do something crazy. 239 00:11:13,929 --> 00:11:15,437 - Let's go skydiving. - Okay. 240 00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:17,890 Oh, let's go take Ecstasy and see the magician that got ate 241 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:20,093 - by the lion. - I think I'm just gonna call Deja. 242 00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:21,781 Real quick. Let her know we're in Vegas. 243 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:22,742 Hey, hey. 244 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,781 - Just... - No, no, no. This is a Deja-free zone. 245 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,445 Um, what if she comes to the house and we're not there? 246 00:11:28,703 --> 00:11:30,445 Randall, are you serious? 247 00:11:31,781 --> 00:11:32,843 Sorry. 248 00:11:34,407 --> 00:11:37,703 I guess I just can't, what, detach like you can. 249 00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:41,109 - Detach? - Come on, man, cut me some slack. 250 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,140 You know you're the head, I'm the heart. 251 00:11:45,941 --> 00:11:49,060 Deja's no longer a part of our home, okay? 252 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:53,008 It's not fair to anyone involved to keep acting like she is. 253 00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:54,382 You know that. 254 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,070 Yeah. 255 00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,015 Yeah, you're right. 256 00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:03,117 Well, the head is always right, I guess. 257 00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:08,140 I said you were able to detach from this Deja situation, 258 00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:09,992 - not that you were detached. - Yep. 259 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,028 Calling you the head was a compliment. 260 00:12:13,062 --> 00:12:14,696 I meant it as a compliment. 261 00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:16,414 Thank you for the compliment. 262 00:12:29,804 --> 00:12:31,429 - Fresh towels. - Come on in. 263 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:34,281 I didn't just call you in here for fresh towels. I, uh... 264 00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:35,410 I want to show you something. 265 00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:36,656 - And what's your name? - Renata. 266 00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:38,992 Renata. Look at this right here. You know what that is? 267 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,140 There's 27 bottles of alcohol in there. 268 00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:43,125 Since I was 18, I've been to Vegas probably... 269 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:44,593 I don't know... 50 times. 270 00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,304 And of those 50 times, I want you to guess 271 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:48,648 how many I've been absolutely blackout drunk for. 272 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,679 - All of them. - All of them. Yes. 273 00:12:50,785 --> 00:12:51,879 Every single one of 'em. 274 00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:53,984 Good job. You're good at this game. How did you know that? 275 00:12:54,054 --> 00:12:55,976 You're Rehab Manny who got drunk 276 00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:58,011 and ran over his daughter with a car. 277 00:12:59,265 --> 00:13:01,289 Renata, you can't believe everything you read. 278 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,500 But, anyway, uh, coming to Vegas at this point in my life 279 00:13:04,525 --> 00:13:08,382 is like, um... it's like my Mount Everest, okay? 280 00:13:08,599 --> 00:13:10,031 And I'm gonna conquer it. 281 00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:12,648 So, tomorrow, when you come in here, right, 282 00:13:12,673 --> 00:13:14,960 you're gonna walk over here, you're gonna count 27 bottles 283 00:13:14,985 --> 00:13:17,000 of unopened alcohol, you're gonna reach over here, 284 00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:19,820 you're gonna grab that $100 tip that I'm leaving for you, 285 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:22,460 and you're gonna feel so good about being part 286 00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:24,351 of this stranger's journey, all right? 287 00:13:24,578 --> 00:13:27,671 The, uh, the Rehab Manny, as you so lovingly called him, 288 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:32,779 that you witnessed conquer his personal Mount Everest. 289 00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:35,726 Do you still want towels? 290 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,695 Sure. 291 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,671 - Beth! You made it! - Hey! Yeah, we just got in. 292 00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:52,359 Do you want to come in? 293 00:13:52,384 --> 00:13:53,953 - Yeah. - Okay. 294 00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:55,750 Ah, Randall! My main man! 295 00:13:55,775 --> 00:13:57,218 - How you doing? I'm all right. - Boom! 296 00:13:57,243 --> 00:13:58,757 These are my girls from the support group. 297 00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:01,656 - It's Liz, and this is Laurie. - Nice to meet you. Beth. 298 00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,507 - Gorgeous. - This is, uh, Shooter. 299 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,648 - How you doing? Pleasure. - We got Rick and Stu, my stud buds 300 00:14:05,673 --> 00:14:07,015 - from the I.T. office. - What up, Rick? 301 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,367 - Stu! Sorry! This is Rick. Pleasure. - Bill. 302 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:12,039 And there she is. 303 00:14:12,064 --> 00:14:13,726 This is Madison, the mastermind. 304 00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:16,085 - Oh. You did all this? - I've been dying to meet you! 305 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,781 - Come here. Give me a hug. - Oh! 306 00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,257 - Hey-o! Here we are! - Oh! Think you know that guy. 307 00:14:20,282 --> 00:14:21,562 - How you doing, bro? - Good. You? 308 00:14:21,587 --> 00:14:23,632 - I'm doing well, thanks. - All right. Good to see you. 309 00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:25,412 - Celebrating this guy. - You know what, can I? 310 00:14:25,437 --> 00:14:27,015 - Yeah. - You mind if I get in here? 311 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,906 When Kate sent out the guest list, I followed you on Insta. 312 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:32,148 Your hair is always different, and I am obsessed. 313 00:14:32,424 --> 00:14:34,828 Girls, I've got party gifts. 314 00:14:35,304 --> 00:14:36,593 Look at these guys. 315 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:38,919 - Modern day Rat Pack, huh? - Hey! 316 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,578 I'm-I'm not ready. 317 00:14:40,649 --> 00:14:41,929 Ah! 318 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,179 Classy. Literary. 319 00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,554 - To Toby! - Toby! 320 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:51,195 - To Kate! - To Kate! 321 00:14:53,302 --> 00:14:56,375 Oh, straight from the bottle. Okay. Straight from the bottle. 322 00:14:57,228 --> 00:14:59,546 What's Herbes de Provence? 323 00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:02,226 I don't know, bud. 324 00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:04,984 But are you sure you just don't want to make spaghetti 325 00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:08,195 - or something? - Didn't Mom say at Kate's piano recital 326 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,484 that she always wanted to try Cornish hens? 327 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,382 She did. 328 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:15,398 Then get in the game, Dad. 329 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,601 - Just stick with me, kid. - Hey, Randall. 330 00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:26,585 Andrew, Bryce, in my hood. 331 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:47,570 Hey, where are you guys gonna be doing this top secret research? 332 00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:49,640 - Research station is in the back. - Okay. 333 00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,818 - Come on, Kate! - Well, find me if you need any help. 334 00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:52,945 Okay, Mom! 335 00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:57,234 Hey, so I'm thinking, after we settle up here, 336 00:15:57,259 --> 00:16:00,242 we hit the "clurb," and then, uh, and then maybe we go do 337 00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:01,851 some gambling down in gritty Old Vegas, 338 00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,117 - like in Swingers. - Yeah! 339 00:16:03,142 --> 00:16:06,109 'Cause the Strip is hip, but downtown is where it's at. 340 00:16:06,851 --> 00:16:08,257 Something else to drink, gentlemen? 341 00:16:08,282 --> 00:16:10,773 I will do another soda water with a lime, please. 342 00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:13,072 - I'm all set. Thanks. - Uh, I'm good... 343 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,498 Uh, hey, listen, thanks for coming out. 344 00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:17,310 I-I know this alcohol thing can be kind of... 345 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,773 No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 346 00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:20,375 - It's fine. Thank you. - Okay. 347 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:23,828 Oh, guys, check this out. Randall's bachelor party, 348 00:16:23,853 --> 00:16:25,671 - which I was in charge of, okay... - Ooh! 349 00:16:25,696 --> 00:16:28,460 It's fine. I'm gonna tell the story. So, I bring him to this, 350 00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:30,499 uh, this pretty seedy strip club, you know, 351 00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:31,710 to make a man out of him, right? 352 00:16:31,735 --> 00:16:32,992 That's what you do. I'm his brother. 353 00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:36,007 Uh, we get there, and Randall, 354 00:16:36,135 --> 00:16:38,859 within 20 minutes, has convinced two of the strippers 355 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,164 to quit their jobs and go back to school. 356 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,370 - He takes care of other people. - I appreciate it. 357 00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:46,656 You know what, at-at least I didn't date one of 'em 358 00:16:46,681 --> 00:16:48,207 - for a year. - Ooh! 359 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,101 It was... it was nice. 360 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:52,311 She was really sweet. She... 361 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,695 - She was a sweetheart. - I bet it was. 362 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,039 See, what you are witnessing here 363 00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:57,296 is the Kevin/Randall rivalry. 364 00:16:57,321 --> 00:16:59,148 It is a tale as old as time. 365 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:02,355 I didn't know you knew about it. 366 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,726 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's one of my costars. 367 00:17:03,751 --> 00:17:04,976 - Oh! - That's one of my costars. 368 00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:06,531 I'm gonna go, uh, I'm gonna go say hi. All right? 369 00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:07,609 Be right back. 370 00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:12,960 - So, Randall, hey... - You know what, Tobe, 371 00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:14,523 I got to make a quick call. I'll be right back. 372 00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:15,835 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 373 00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:22,695 Emma. 374 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,242 - Hey. How are you? - Kevin. 375 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,828 - How you doing? Yeah? - Hey. I'm good. 376 00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:28,987 - How are you? - Really good, actually. I'm really good. 377 00:17:29,012 --> 00:17:30,945 - Good. That's really good. - Thank you. Thanks. 378 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,335 I heard about the rehab. 379 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:34,804 Hollywood. 380 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:36,914 - Where everyone's a mess! - Right? 381 00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:39,390 Yeah. 382 00:17:39,415 --> 00:17:42,684 I'm-I'm, uh, I'm looking forward to Hill 400 coming out. 383 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:44,507 I'm actually counting down the days until it's released. 384 00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:45,796 It's been a, uh... 385 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,023 "beacon of light at the end of a very dark, 386 00:17:49,048 --> 00:17:50,281 very long year." 387 00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:53,953 You haven't heard? 388 00:17:54,671 --> 00:17:55,812 Haven't heard what? 389 00:17:55,837 --> 00:17:57,471 They cut me out of the movie. 390 00:17:57,775 --> 00:18:00,578 - Wait, they... I'm sorry... - Ron sent a really nice note. 391 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,359 Handwritten, so at least I got a nice memento. 392 00:18:04,111 --> 00:18:05,523 He's, um... 393 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,656 he's going in a different direction. 394 00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,648 Said some characters just fell out, 395 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,674 others were substantially cut down. 396 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:15,109 I was in the "fell out" category. 397 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,578 - Half my scenes were with you. - Well, maybe you're in 398 00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:20,406 the "substantially cut down" category. 399 00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:23,914 Hey, let's have lunch soon. 400 00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:33,843 Hey, Kevin, you coming back? 401 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:35,695 Kevin? Hey. 402 00:18:36,343 --> 00:18:37,343 Kevin? 403 00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:39,168 - You coming back? - Stu. How are you? 404 00:18:39,312 --> 00:18:40,843 Uh, Bill, but Stu's fine. 405 00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:43,523 - Um, anyway... - Huh? Listen, can you, can you, 406 00:18:44,117 --> 00:18:45,421 - can you just do me a favor? - Yeah. 407 00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:47,117 Can you tell Toby that I'm not, I'm not feeling well? 408 00:18:47,142 --> 00:18:48,812 - I'm not, um... - Oh. 409 00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:50,953 I'm gonna call it early. 410 00:18:50,978 --> 00:18:52,242 Can-can you, can you tell him that for me? 411 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,767 O-Okay. You're just not... 412 00:18:53,929 --> 00:18:55,156 Okay, um... 413 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,320 Deja. 414 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,031 It's Randall. I saw you called. 415 00:18:59,692 --> 00:19:01,187 Uh, yeah. Um... 416 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,890 the Bill Nye guy you love was on TV. 417 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,578 - I just thought of you. - Oh. Okay. 418 00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:11,031 Well, uh, we're in Las Vegas, 419 00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:14,234 but I'm keeping my phone on me, okay? 420 00:19:14,259 --> 00:19:16,625 - If you need anything. - Okay. 421 00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:22,625 So your heat's back on? It's all good? 422 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,695 Yeah. Um, I'm sorry. 423 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,414 It's hard to call when my mom's around. 424 00:19:32,179 --> 00:19:34,289 We just want to make sure that you're safe 425 00:19:34,314 --> 00:19:35,948 and you're well taken care of. 426 00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:38,998 Deja? 427 00:19:39,396 --> 00:19:40,703 Uh, we're making it work. 428 00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:42,414 Good. 429 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,546 Yeah. 430 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:47,820 I got to go. My mom's coming back. 431 00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:49,671 - Bye. - Bye. 432 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,148 Thank you. 433 00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:02,818 Hey. 434 00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:05,546 Hey, there he is! You ready to hit the clurb? 435 00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:08,460 I think I'm gonna skip the clurb tonight. 436 00:20:08,485 --> 00:20:10,039 I'm feeling a little jet-lagged. 437 00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:13,203 But you go. Right? Have fun with your friends. 438 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,756 Get rowdy. You don't need your brother-in-law 439 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,343 weighing you down. I'll see you. 440 00:21:46,695 --> 00:21:48,906 Dad, the hens go right there, so I'd chop your onion. 441 00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:50,507 - Okay. Yeah, I know. These are... - Hi, guys. 442 00:21:50,532 --> 00:21:52,703 How's dinner looking? 'Cause it's getting kind of late. 443 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,343 My entree had to marinate for three hours! 444 00:21:55,812 --> 00:21:59,476 - Okay, bud. Is this the one? - Mom, this isn't the good china. 445 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:01,726 This is going to be my seventh 446 00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,873 and final trip down to the basement. 447 00:22:03,898 --> 00:22:05,227 What else do you guys need? 448 00:22:05,262 --> 00:22:06,764 The Christmas lights, the white pretty ones. 449 00:22:06,789 --> 00:22:08,197 Those are in the hallway closet. 450 00:22:08,609 --> 00:22:09,798 - Okay. - I'll get them. 451 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,960 And we need help lighting all the candles. 452 00:22:12,796 --> 00:22:13,953 Okay. 453 00:22:14,476 --> 00:22:15,757 - Mom? - Yes, babe. 454 00:22:15,782 --> 00:22:19,187 I think Dad should wear a tux, and you should look like this. 455 00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:30,119 Oh, my God, that was so fun! Thank you! 456 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:32,955 Randall, what are you doing here? 457 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:36,492 - Hey! No boys allowed. Strip or split. - Yeah. 458 00:22:36,526 --> 00:22:39,023 - Yeah. - I needed to talk to you. 459 00:22:39,383 --> 00:22:40,445 I didn't expect to see you 460 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:41,960 getting your freak on with Magic Mike. 461 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:45,843 His name is Anton, actually. It's not important. What's up? 462 00:22:46,056 --> 00:22:47,156 Deja called. 463 00:22:47,671 --> 00:22:49,000 She did? Is everything okay? 464 00:22:49,025 --> 00:22:50,718 - No. - What happened? 465 00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:52,960 Well, she said everything was okay, 466 00:22:52,985 --> 00:22:56,054 but she kept taking these long pauses like it was Morse code. 467 00:22:56,629 --> 00:22:58,859 My parental bells rang hard, Beth. 468 00:22:59,597 --> 00:23:00,945 So nothing's wrong? 469 00:23:01,351 --> 00:23:04,242 Well, she said she was calling just to check in on me, 470 00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:06,421 - but I think that... - Oh, my God, Randall! 471 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,171 You seriously crashed your sister's 472 00:23:08,196 --> 00:23:09,804 bachelorette party to tell me that? 473 00:23:09,829 --> 00:23:11,242 Beth, I know what this sounds like, 474 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,882 - but my gut tells me... - One night. 475 00:23:12,907 --> 00:23:15,242 You couldn't give me one night. 476 00:23:15,267 --> 00:23:18,912 I sit inside your anxiety every damn minute of every damn day, 477 00:23:18,937 --> 00:23:20,836 - Excuse me, Beth. - and you can't give me one night... 478 00:23:20,861 --> 00:23:23,101 I didn't realize that it was so difficult being married to me. 479 00:23:23,126 --> 00:23:24,617 Hey, it's not always a party, husband. 480 00:23:24,642 --> 00:23:26,281 Well, I'll tell you something, wife. 481 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:29,351 You know, I may lead with my heart, but at least I've got... 482 00:23:29,716 --> 00:23:32,226 What? No. What? Say it. You're gonna say I'm heartless? 483 00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:35,015 - No, not my words. - No, because you said I was detached. 484 00:23:35,657 --> 00:23:37,437 You said I was the head, and now you're trying to say 485 00:23:37,462 --> 00:23:40,109 I'm heartless because I just want a break from this? 486 00:23:40,134 --> 00:23:42,039 - From all this? - From all of this? 487 00:23:43,109 --> 00:23:44,510 You know what, Beth? You're right. 488 00:23:44,793 --> 00:23:46,085 The way that you're reacting 489 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:48,218 to everything that's happened is perfectly normal. 490 00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:49,459 You're all heart. 491 00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:52,156 I should've kept this a "Deja-free zone," 492 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,215 as you so heartwarmingly called it. 493 00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:56,968 - It is what it is, right? - You know what? Screw you! 494 00:23:56,993 --> 00:23:58,226 - Screw you, Beth. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. 495 00:23:58,251 --> 00:24:00,500 Everybody take it easy. Let's just take it easy. 496 00:24:00,525 --> 00:24:01,992 - Hey. - Hey, please stay out of this. 497 00:24:02,017 --> 00:24:03,223 This is between me and Randall. 498 00:24:03,248 --> 00:24:04,523 This doesn't have anything to do with you right now. 499 00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:07,039 I understand that. I... But can you understand 500 00:24:07,064 --> 00:24:08,500 - where he's coming from? - Please just sit back down, 501 00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:10,054 - all right? - I'm not gonna sit down. 502 00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:11,898 Kate, this is not a Big Three moment. 503 00:24:11,923 --> 00:24:13,750 I know that, but he's my brother. 504 00:24:13,775 --> 00:24:15,640 - He's also my husband. - Oh, I know. 505 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,796 Randall has made it very clear who's more important to him. 506 00:24:23,638 --> 00:24:25,289 I don't know why I just said that. 507 00:24:25,569 --> 00:24:27,023 I'm gonna get some air. 508 00:24:27,615 --> 00:24:28,812 Kate? 509 00:24:35,953 --> 00:24:37,093 Thank God! 510 00:24:37,118 --> 00:24:37,998 Okay, great. 511 00:24:38,023 --> 00:24:39,702 - So we're eating here? - Yes, eat in here. 512 00:24:39,727 --> 00:24:41,061 - In here? Okay, great. - I think we should. 513 00:24:41,096 --> 00:24:42,463 Oh, no! 514 00:24:42,497 --> 00:24:43,937 - What's wrong, Kev? - What? 515 00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:45,678 Dad never turned the oven on! 516 00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:48,250 - I never what? - Jack, really? 517 00:24:48,343 --> 00:24:50,491 Well, I had to go wash my hands 518 00:24:50,516 --> 00:24:51,984 - 'cause he had me cutting the onions. - Oh, no. 519 00:24:52,018 --> 00:24:54,000 - I forgot. I'm sorry. - No, it's ruined! 520 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:56,593 Kev, I will cook that and we can eat it tomorrow. 521 00:24:56,618 --> 00:24:59,520 No, now we're never, never gonna have dinner, 522 00:25:00,258 --> 00:25:02,148 and you're gonna divorce him! 523 00:25:02,437 --> 00:25:04,062 - What? - What? 524 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,656 Sophie's parents are getting divorced. 525 00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:09,648 And you guys don't even want to celebrate your anniversary. 526 00:25:09,673 --> 00:25:10,458 Oh. 527 00:25:10,483 --> 00:25:12,068 So you're probably getting divorced, too. 528 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,639 - No, no, no, we're... - No, Kev, we're not. 529 00:25:13,664 --> 00:25:14,859 - Kevin, come here. - Okay? 530 00:25:14,884 --> 00:25:17,890 Kevin, no, your dad and I are not getting divorced. 531 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,140 - No? - No, never, ever. 532 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:23,070 - Look at me. Never. - Really? 533 00:25:23,227 --> 00:25:24,578 - Yeah. - Never. 534 00:25:24,765 --> 00:25:26,101 Oh. Okay. 535 00:25:26,126 --> 00:25:27,921 Um, we're gonna go to bed now! 536 00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:29,031 Good night. 537 00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:32,515 - Come on! - What? 538 00:25:34,882 --> 00:25:37,429 What? Come on! 539 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:38,835 Oh. Oh, you know what? 540 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,268 Gonna give you that. Thank you. 541 00:25:41,481 --> 00:25:42,617 - Thank you. - Thanks. 542 00:25:42,787 --> 00:25:43,906 Kate? 543 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:47,343 You found me. 544 00:25:47,482 --> 00:25:48,812 It wasn't very hard. 545 00:25:49,211 --> 00:25:52,480 Only person still drinking Cosmos in 2018. 546 00:25:54,681 --> 00:25:57,789 Carrie Bradshaw... that girl is timeless, 547 00:25:58,263 --> 00:26:00,210 okay, and so are her favorite cocktails. 548 00:26:00,235 --> 00:26:01,476 Right. 549 00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:05,335 Are you and Beth okay? 550 00:26:06,151 --> 00:26:07,374 Oh, we'll be fine. 551 00:26:07,795 --> 00:26:10,062 We have a blow-out like this every few years. 552 00:26:10,305 --> 00:26:13,203 Never surrounded by so much greased-up man meat, 553 00:26:13,228 --> 00:26:15,617 but, you know, first time for everything. 554 00:26:17,374 --> 00:26:19,296 She wanted to make sure you were okay. 555 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:27,882 I just want you to know, okay, that I like to pride myself 556 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,843 on being the first person to realize 557 00:26:29,868 --> 00:26:32,203 that Randall Pearson was the coolest human ever. 558 00:26:32,548 --> 00:26:34,328 I've known that since we were kids. 559 00:26:34,565 --> 00:26:37,820 You know, everyone thinks that it was always Kevin and Kate. 560 00:26:38,252 --> 00:26:39,853 But the year after Dad died, 561 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:42,406 it was Kate and Randall 562 00:26:42,546 --> 00:26:45,507 eating Hot Pockets and watching Mom pretending to be okay. 563 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,020 And binge-watching Sex and the City 564 00:26:47,054 --> 00:26:48,960 when binge-watching wasn't even a thing. 565 00:26:49,382 --> 00:26:52,162 And I knew that one day that I was gonna lose you 566 00:26:52,187 --> 00:26:54,210 to somebody who was as cool as Beth. 567 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:57,070 But that someday... it happened so fast. 568 00:26:58,065 --> 00:27:01,396 And, God, she is spectacular. I-I get it, I know it. 569 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:04,531 But then, when I did, when I lost you, I... 570 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:08,025 First off, you can never lose me. 571 00:27:08,445 --> 00:27:09,750 Not even if you tried. 572 00:27:10,234 --> 00:27:12,278 You basically got brother LoJack on me. 573 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:16,405 Okay? Kate, I was a straight, black teenage boy. 574 00:27:16,430 --> 00:27:19,406 Do you really think I liked watching Sex and the City that much? 575 00:27:22,818 --> 00:27:25,984 I just watched it because you loved it. 576 00:27:26,795 --> 00:27:28,335 - Really? - Yeah. 577 00:27:29,925 --> 00:27:32,437 I thought that you were such a Miranda. 578 00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:34,203 Okay, okay. 579 00:27:34,228 --> 00:27:36,039 All right, all right. Enough. Whoa. 580 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:38,742 I'm not crying at my bachelorette party, again. 581 00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:39,984 That's my bad. 582 00:27:43,323 --> 00:27:44,570 So how is Toby? 583 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:46,781 Uh, did you guys, like, bond? 584 00:27:46,806 --> 00:27:48,171 Did you, um, do the secret handshake? 585 00:27:48,196 --> 00:27:50,007 'Cause I think he really wants a secret handshake. 586 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,570 What? No. We... I just... 587 00:27:52,651 --> 00:27:54,187 We left him with his friends. 588 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,757 Okay. 589 00:27:58,076 --> 00:27:59,132 What? 590 00:28:01,171 --> 00:28:03,148 It's just that his friends were the fillers. 591 00:28:04,445 --> 00:28:06,937 And he just wanted this weekend 592 00:28:06,962 --> 00:28:10,598 to be about, you know, you and Kevin, and... 593 00:28:16,203 --> 00:28:18,265 - Hey, man. - Uh, hey. 594 00:28:19,645 --> 00:28:22,156 I thought you guys had gone to bed or something. 595 00:28:22,593 --> 00:28:24,718 Yeah, about that. We, uh... 596 00:28:25,314 --> 00:28:27,531 - We're sorry we bailed on you tonight. - Right. 597 00:28:27,556 --> 00:28:29,070 Honestly, we didn't think you'd miss us. 598 00:28:29,147 --> 00:28:32,429 Oh, honestly, I didn't, so... 599 00:28:36,379 --> 00:28:38,632 - Want to go for a walk? - Yeah, let me get my jacket. 600 00:28:42,196 --> 00:28:43,449 Yes. 601 00:28:46,719 --> 00:28:48,954 Ugh. No, I am way too tired 602 00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:50,512 to sit at the table and eat right now. 603 00:28:50,537 --> 00:28:51,856 Why don't you just put it out, 604 00:28:51,881 --> 00:28:54,035 and I'll come back downstairs and wrap it up later. 605 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:57,543 Yeah, I'm just gonna let it cool off a little bit. 606 00:29:00,101 --> 00:29:03,059 Wow. I mean, they really did try. 607 00:29:03,084 --> 00:29:04,818 - Yeah. - I mean... 608 00:29:04,954 --> 00:29:07,160 Got to work on the follow-through, but... 609 00:29:07,619 --> 00:29:10,254 Well, it's hard to live up to your standard. It is. 610 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,348 - Hey, babe? - Mm-hmm. 611 00:29:15,516 --> 00:29:17,817 I really missed giving you a gift this year. 612 00:29:17,842 --> 00:29:19,262 - Yeah? - Yeah. 613 00:29:19,762 --> 00:29:21,356 Even if it wasn't gonna be as great 614 00:29:21,381 --> 00:29:23,027 as the one you would have given me. 615 00:29:25,652 --> 00:29:26,957 I'm sorry for... 616 00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,004 de-Jacking you. 617 00:29:30,821 --> 00:29:31,981 De-Jacking me? 618 00:29:34,668 --> 00:29:35,910 - Yeah. - Yes? 619 00:29:35,989 --> 00:29:37,277 - Hey. - Yeah. 620 00:29:37,515 --> 00:29:40,074 - Let's never do nothing again. - No. Yeah. 621 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,777 - Deal? - Deal. 622 00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:50,559 Come on, let's go upstairs. 623 00:30:01,184 --> 00:30:02,582 What? Jack. 624 00:30:02,607 --> 00:30:03,723 - No... - Is this you? 625 00:30:03,748 --> 00:30:05,535 No, this is not me, I swear. 626 00:30:05,882 --> 00:30:07,027 I swear. 627 00:30:09,593 --> 00:30:10,723 What is that? 628 00:30:13,597 --> 00:30:14,762 "Mom and Dad." 629 00:30:18,769 --> 00:30:20,621 "Dear Mom and Dad, go out on the roof, 630 00:30:20,646 --> 00:30:24,549 lie down, look up, hold hands and wait. Love, the Big Three." 631 00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:25,809 - "Meteor shower." - Oh. 632 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:28,238 Well, you did it, babe. 633 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:31,645 - You created mini yous. - We did. 634 00:30:32,115 --> 00:30:33,332 You did. 635 00:30:34,649 --> 00:30:35,996 Look at this. 636 00:30:46,003 --> 00:30:48,410 Madison is drunk snoring in my room. 637 00:30:49,379 --> 00:30:51,051 Who knew that such a loud sound 638 00:30:51,076 --> 00:30:52,754 could come from such a tiny person? 639 00:30:55,234 --> 00:30:58,043 - Can I come in? - Sure. 640 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:08,866 Oh, when I'm upset, I eat candy. And when I'm drunk. 641 00:31:10,111 --> 00:31:11,262 I didn't know that. 642 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,918 It's really hard for me to make friends. 643 00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,387 My brothers were my friends. 644 00:31:20,684 --> 00:31:23,426 I was always, um, self-conscious 645 00:31:23,474 --> 00:31:24,621 and, um... 646 00:31:25,371 --> 00:31:28,535 defensive around strong women. 647 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,043 I mean, look no further than my mother. 648 00:31:33,636 --> 00:31:37,906 And so when Randall met you, I was, I was intimidated. 649 00:31:38,879 --> 00:31:40,871 Intimidated? Why? 650 00:31:42,941 --> 00:31:44,301 Because you're flawless. 651 00:31:44,399 --> 00:31:45,988 Because when I was a waitress, 652 00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:49,215 you were getting a master's and building a house. 653 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,668 And then you... you have a meaningful job. 654 00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:56,270 You bought a building and you foster kids. 655 00:31:56,295 --> 00:31:58,910 And I-I sing and I-I adopted a dog. 656 00:32:00,082 --> 00:32:01,379 Kate... 657 00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,824 Man, I am so far 658 00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:08,043 from doing what I actually want to do 659 00:32:08,068 --> 00:32:11,777 in my job that I agreed to buy a building with your brother, 660 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,973 which is exhausting. 661 00:32:14,441 --> 00:32:17,629 And that is nothing compared to fostering, 662 00:32:17,654 --> 00:32:22,692 which is the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. 663 00:32:24,802 --> 00:32:27,152 And I went and got myself attached to this little girl, 664 00:32:27,177 --> 00:32:28,520 and now she's gone. 665 00:32:29,888 --> 00:32:30,981 And... 666 00:32:32,498 --> 00:32:34,668 I've been trying not to think about her, 667 00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:38,176 but it's... I can't. It's like... 668 00:32:41,011 --> 00:32:43,457 I just keep wondering, like, is she okay, you know? 669 00:32:43,482 --> 00:32:44,645 Is she cold? 670 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,106 Is she stressed? 671 00:32:49,304 --> 00:32:52,879 Does her science teacher know how smart she is? 672 00:32:53,741 --> 00:32:54,973 Oh, Beth. 673 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,785 I'm sorry. 674 00:32:58,313 --> 00:32:59,785 I'm so sorry. 675 00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,379 Such is life. 676 00:33:07,424 --> 00:33:10,348 So I-I had this whole new plan for my life, you know, 677 00:33:11,449 --> 00:33:12,824 and for my career, actually. 678 00:33:12,849 --> 00:33:15,316 And then the movie fell apart, then the plan fell apart, 679 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:18,113 so I don't want to talk about it anymore. 680 00:33:18,487 --> 00:33:19,676 Randall, you go. 681 00:33:20,490 --> 00:33:24,035 Uh... I got to let go of Deja. 682 00:33:25,301 --> 00:33:27,090 I got to move on, mentally, 683 00:33:27,115 --> 00:33:29,746 and not put it on my wife to be the only strong one. 684 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,215 You came up with that all by yourself? 685 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,785 Listen, man, he... that's his thing. 686 00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:35,621 He does that. What about you? 687 00:33:36,121 --> 00:33:38,691 Whew. I'm just wondering if it was worth dropping a few grand 688 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:41,160 to fly three strangers out here so I didn't look lame 689 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,043 in front of my future brothers-in-law. 690 00:33:47,514 --> 00:33:49,816 - You guys know I have a brother? - No. 691 00:33:51,106 --> 00:33:53,340 Yeah. He, uh, couldn't make it this weekend. 692 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,973 I doubt he even tried. 693 00:33:56,277 --> 00:34:00,623 I was ten when he was born, so I adored the kid since birth. 694 00:34:00,657 --> 00:34:02,832 I-I remember, I was 16, I was such a nerd. 695 00:34:02,857 --> 00:34:03,941 I was like a... 696 00:34:03,966 --> 00:34:07,035 like a Dungeons & Dragons by myself kind of nerd. 697 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:07,793 Ugh. 698 00:34:07,818 --> 00:34:09,316 You do not want to know what it feels like 699 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:13,139 to be a 16-year-old when your six-year-old brother says 700 00:34:13,164 --> 00:34:15,432 he doesn't want to play with you anymore. 701 00:34:15,610 --> 00:34:17,441 And you know that he means it. 702 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,996 Look, I'm sorry I brought you guys all this way 703 00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:24,262 with everything you got going on. 704 00:34:24,287 --> 00:34:26,598 I just got excited about having a second chance at... 705 00:34:27,676 --> 00:34:29,340 two new brothers, you know? 706 00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:32,434 I wanted to impress you, 707 00:34:32,459 --> 00:34:35,535 and not-and not just because my gal loves you, 708 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,707 but because you guys impress the hell out of me. 709 00:34:43,110 --> 00:34:44,238 Kevin Costner. 710 00:34:45,762 --> 00:34:47,895 Kevin Costner was cut out of The Big Chill. 711 00:34:48,022 --> 00:34:50,996 Four years later, he went on to star in The Untouchables 712 00:34:51,021 --> 00:34:53,191 with Connery, Garcia and De Niro. 713 00:34:53,715 --> 00:34:55,340 Do you have Ron Howard's phone number 714 00:34:55,365 --> 00:34:56,895 in that fancy phone of yours? 715 00:34:57,787 --> 00:34:58,793 Yeah. 716 00:34:59,319 --> 00:35:01,053 - Call him. - No. 717 00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:02,520 - Y-Yeah. - No. 718 00:35:02,703 --> 00:35:05,402 You call him, and you tell him he has made 719 00:35:05,427 --> 00:35:08,566 a Pretty Woman sized mistake. Big. 720 00:35:08,959 --> 00:35:10,895 Huge. All right? 721 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,387 Y-You-You thank him for the opportunity, 722 00:35:13,887 --> 00:35:16,824 but you let him know that it's his loss. 723 00:35:16,953 --> 00:35:19,426 You make him believe it because you believe it. 724 00:35:19,847 --> 00:35:21,645 - Now, Randy. Can I call you Randy? - No. 725 00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:25,066 Okay. I'm not gonna give you any advice about Deja. 726 00:35:26,110 --> 00:35:29,762 But know this: if you, Randall Pearson, 727 00:35:29,787 --> 00:35:32,051 are beating yourself up about anything, 728 00:35:32,215 --> 00:35:33,965 then the rest of the world should collectively 729 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,387 be jumping in front of a train. 730 00:35:42,914 --> 00:35:44,309 You gonna be good to our sister? 731 00:35:45,105 --> 00:35:46,238 Of course I will. 732 00:35:47,488 --> 00:35:48,973 Welcome to the family, brother. 733 00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:51,109 Yeah. Awesome. 734 00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:55,320 All right, so two takeaways from tonight. 735 00:35:55,345 --> 00:35:56,149 Mm-hmm. 736 00:35:56,174 --> 00:35:58,918 - Uh, Cornish hens are delicious. - God, so good. 737 00:35:58,943 --> 00:36:01,996 And I'm pretty sure that Kevin's gonna be a famous chef one day. 738 00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,231 - Yeah? - Yeah. 739 00:36:04,657 --> 00:36:05,809 I mean... 740 00:36:07,035 --> 00:36:08,652 Hey, do you want to hear what Randall told me 741 00:36:08,677 --> 00:36:10,449 about meteor showers? 742 00:36:10,788 --> 00:36:14,145 - Yeah, I do. - Well, he kind of told me a lot. 743 00:36:14,723 --> 00:36:17,199 - Like, a lot. - Of course. 744 00:36:17,292 --> 00:36:20,427 But what he told me, at least the... 745 00:36:21,606 --> 00:36:23,027 the part that I understood, 746 00:36:23,770 --> 00:36:27,027 was that meteors are always up there, 747 00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:29,043 whizzing around. 748 00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:31,991 We just... we never notice them. 749 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:33,879 Hmm. 750 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:37,582 It's only once in a while that we actually see one. 751 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:39,824 You know, see... 752 00:36:40,374 --> 00:36:43,145 just how spectacular they really are. 753 00:36:45,575 --> 00:36:46,737 Wow. 754 00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:52,902 - Hey, Bec? - Yeah. 755 00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:56,809 I don't need anniversaries to see you. 756 00:36:57,891 --> 00:36:59,238 I see you every day. 757 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:03,426 You are my daily meteor shower. 758 00:37:03,892 --> 00:37:06,496 Ah, babe. 759 00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:09,863 Thank you for marrying me. 760 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,473 Mm. Thank you for asking me. 761 00:37:26,716 --> 00:37:28,738 Hey, Dad, could I ask you something? 762 00:37:29,293 --> 00:37:31,098 Do you think the hens are big enough? 763 00:37:32,807 --> 00:37:34,449 It's not about the hens, kiddo. 764 00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:38,777 A big, grand gesture... it's not about 765 00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:41,291 the actual thing that you do. 766 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,348 Tobias, may I present 767 00:37:43,455 --> 00:37:45,122 seedy old Vegas. 768 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:57,551 It's not about what you say, it's about intent. 769 00:37:57,981 --> 00:37:59,135 Oh! 770 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,561 - Whoa. - Wow. 771 00:38:00,586 --> 00:38:02,840 - Did you see that one? - Yeah. 772 00:38:02,967 --> 00:38:05,348 It's about taking the time to tell the person 773 00:38:05,373 --> 00:38:08,895 you care about, "I see you. I hear you. 774 00:38:12,070 --> 00:38:14,543 "I know exactly what you need right now, 775 00:38:15,928 --> 00:38:18,363 and I'm showing how important that is to me." 776 00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:23,277 Never hurts to have a couple of big-ass hens. 777 00:38:23,508 --> 00:38:26,590 No, it never hurts to have a couple big-ass hens. 778 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,078 Hey, Kevin, how the hell are ya? 779 00:38:42,605 --> 00:38:43,746 Ron... uh... 780 00:38:44,824 --> 00:38:46,675 Uh, first of all, obviously, thank you for the opportunity, 781 00:38:46,709 --> 00:38:48,152 but I'm telling you, it was wrong 782 00:38:48,177 --> 00:38:50,324 to cut me out of the movie. Okay? It's special. 783 00:38:50,349 --> 00:38:53,152 I'm telling you, I can feel it in my gut, it's special. 784 00:38:53,177 --> 00:38:54,270 And even if I'm wrong, you know, you could've 785 00:38:54,295 --> 00:38:55,785 picked up the phone, you could've called me. 786 00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:58,111 I would expect that common courtesy from you. 787 00:38:58,525 --> 00:39:00,910 - You done? - Yeah. 788 00:39:02,317 --> 00:39:04,285 Obviously, you've heard that the movie 789 00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:07,191 could not sustain the weight of a romance. 790 00:39:07,863 --> 00:39:10,621 But I didn't cut you out of the movie, Kevin. 791 00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:13,824 Your work with Sly is truly remarkable. 792 00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:16,879 I mean the father/son story is the movie. 793 00:39:18,274 --> 00:39:20,442 Truthfully, this might be one of the best things 794 00:39:20,476 --> 00:39:21,598 that I've ever done. 795 00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:23,730 - That's why I didn't call you. - Oh. 796 00:39:24,046 --> 00:39:25,824 - Well, that's, you know... - Kevin, 797 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:29,051 just take care of yourself and be healthy. 798 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:33,402 And... you might want to think about 799 00:39:33,427 --> 00:39:35,535 going ahead and buying yourself a tuxedo. 800 00:39:35,842 --> 00:39:37,168 A tux. Okay. 801 00:39:38,059 --> 00:39:39,152 Talk soon. 802 00:39:41,974 --> 00:39:43,113 Ron, thank you. 803 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:46,770 Thank you, Ron. 804 00:40:00,691 --> 00:40:02,902 It's not fair of me to keep putting you in a position 805 00:40:02,927 --> 00:40:04,410 where you have to be the realist. 806 00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:08,402 We made a decision about Deja, the both of us, 807 00:40:08,670 --> 00:40:11,246 and now I'm questioning it, and... 808 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,668 it's not fair. 809 00:40:15,598 --> 00:40:17,199 I love that you're all heart. 810 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:19,684 I married you for your heart. 811 00:40:20,224 --> 00:40:21,902 And your abs, but mostly your heart. 812 00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:30,652 We did what we thought was right. 813 00:40:32,502 --> 00:40:34,277 And I can't keep bringing it up, 814 00:40:34,511 --> 00:40:35,808 bringing it all back. 815 00:40:37,593 --> 00:40:38,754 I'm sorry. 816 00:40:39,861 --> 00:40:41,332 It's time to move forward. 817 00:40:47,785 --> 00:40:50,262 Excuse me, can you make this left up here, please? 818 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,082 Thanks. 819 00:40:55,147 --> 00:40:57,113 I think I'm gonna be the heart today. 820 00:41:05,246 --> 00:41:07,426 - You looking for Shauna? - Uh, yes, ma'am. 821 00:41:07,543 --> 00:41:08,943 She doesn't live here anymore. 822 00:41:42,531 --> 00:41:45,578 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com*