1 00:00:01,315 --> 00:00:03,107 Welcome to "Everlasting." 2 00:00:03,117 --> 00:00:04,708 Let's go, people. 3 00:00:04,718 --> 00:00:07,252 I want nudity, 911 calls, cat fights. 4 00:00:07,288 --> 00:00:09,313 Get me some good TV. 5 00:00:09,323 --> 00:00:10,981 Your suitor, Adam Cromwell! 6 00:00:10,991 --> 00:00:13,556 There's a lot of eyes on you. You're the first black suitor. 7 00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:15,204 I need my dragon. 8 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:17,173 I create conditions for things to happen. 9 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:20,324 Listen to everything I say and just repeat after me. 10 00:00:20,334 --> 00:00:21,659 Will you marry me? 11 00:00:21,669 --> 00:00:23,059 Love is swell... 12 00:00:23,069 --> 00:00:24,952 but it is not something you build a life around. 13 00:00:24,963 --> 00:00:26,280 How many times have you made me 14 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:27,998 look like a fool in front of these people? 15 00:00:28,008 --> 00:00:30,300 You want to demote me? You demote me to my face. 16 00:00:32,578 --> 00:00:34,637 - Are you taking your meds? - Don't do that, Mom. 17 00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:35,972 I'm sorry you feel judged. 18 00:00:35,982 --> 00:00:37,373 - So it's okay. - Don't shrink me. 19 00:00:37,383 --> 00:00:38,958 You want to come home with me? 20 00:00:38,969 --> 00:00:40,376 Quinn, what is it? 21 00:00:40,386 --> 00:00:41,977 You want kids, and I can't have them. 22 00:00:41,987 --> 00:00:43,979 I won't be anybody's disappointment. 23 00:00:43,989 --> 00:00:46,382 Chet? What the hell are you doing here? 24 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:48,250 I'm taking my kingdom back. 25 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:49,819 What in the hell are you guys doing? 26 00:00:49,829 --> 00:00:51,271 I'm putting someone else in charge. 27 00:00:51,282 --> 00:00:53,055 Coleman Wasserman, come in here please. 28 00:00:53,065 --> 00:00:55,057 He is the one in charge now. 29 00:00:55,067 --> 00:00:56,758 I'm not gonna let you touch this place. 30 00:00:56,768 --> 00:00:58,660 I'm a reporter. That woman Mary, 31 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:00,930 who jumped off the roof last year, that was a murder. 32 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:03,866 Coleman knows about Mary, and he's about to expose us. 33 00:01:03,876 --> 00:01:05,428 Right now, we really have to stop him. 34 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:07,415 You don't ever have to worry about them again. 35 00:01:07,426 --> 00:01:08,759 I told you I'd do anything. 36 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:11,997 We have live breaking news at 11:00. 37 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:14,469 Emergency crews are on the scene of a single-car accident 38 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,247 at Baywood Canyon Road. 39 00:01:17,808 --> 00:01:20,449 Lies are what kill us. 40 00:01:20,459 --> 00:01:24,919 The stress of keeping up those lies is poison. 41 00:01:24,929 --> 00:01:29,398 Every lie we tell is one step closer to the grave. 42 00:01:49,119 --> 00:01:50,778 Rachel! 43 00:01:50,788 --> 00:01:52,354 Surprise! 44 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:57,651 So, this is what you've been doing for the past six months? 45 00:01:57,661 --> 00:02:00,988 Floating in the water and tending goats? 46 00:02:00,998 --> 00:02:03,056 Yeah, I'm, uh... 47 00:02:03,066 --> 00:02:05,492 I'm committed to this healing practice 48 00:02:05,502 --> 00:02:07,327 called "Essential Honesty." 49 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:08,661 What? 50 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:12,673 I mean, I'm doing my own version of it, but it's like, no lies... ever. 51 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:16,436 Wait. Is that really what you thought your problem was? 52 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:17,516 Lying? 53 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:22,909 When I first got here, I was just producing people all the time. 54 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,620 Manipulating them into giving me what I wanted. 55 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,250 It's part of my program. 56 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:33,152 I write down all the lies I've ever told. 57 00:02:33,162 --> 00:02:36,455 Then I tally up the days that I've been lie-free. 58 00:02:36,465 --> 00:02:38,925 I'm on a sober streak. 59 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:43,162 Huh. Well, that's interesting. 60 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:46,365 But, um... 61 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,801 I have a better idea. 62 00:02:48,811 --> 00:02:53,972 Quinn, look, I know that we said six months, but... 63 00:02:53,982 --> 00:02:55,340 I'm in a really good place. 64 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,809 Well, I'm not. 65 00:02:56,819 --> 00:03:00,512 "Everlasting" is about to be canceled for real. 66 00:03:00,522 --> 00:03:01,847 What? 67 00:03:01,857 --> 00:03:03,982 Yes. They can't get any advertisers 68 00:03:03,992 --> 00:03:06,217 because of the whole PR nightmare last season. 69 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,387 I mean, people who used to dry-hump my leg at parties 70 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,656 now won't even call me back. 71 00:03:11,666 --> 00:03:14,392 I need "Everlasting" to be back up and running 72 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,569 so that I can build my empire. 73 00:03:23,544 --> 00:03:25,570 Fine. 74 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,846 You want me to say it? 75 00:03:31,218 --> 00:03:32,852 I need you. 76 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,514 I miss you. 77 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:46,822 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 78 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,892 She's the female Elon Musk. 79 00:03:48,902 --> 00:03:51,695 She's hot, sexy, smart, 80 00:03:51,705 --> 00:03:53,364 but single. 81 00:03:53,374 --> 00:03:55,607 It's a plague of our generation. 82 00:03:59,345 --> 00:04:01,771 Women like her, they do everything right... 83 00:04:01,781 --> 00:04:04,007 got banging careers, 84 00:04:04,017 --> 00:04:05,575 they've been on every dating app... 85 00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:07,844 but the more successful they get, 86 00:04:07,854 --> 00:04:10,279 the harder it is to find the right guy. 87 00:04:10,289 --> 00:04:12,382 - Sounds depressing. - More like real. 88 00:04:12,392 --> 00:04:15,618 This is the truth of the world out there. 89 00:04:15,628 --> 00:04:17,628 This could finally be our Emmy. 90 00:04:19,298 --> 00:04:21,891 - An Emmy? - How about we just make our days? 91 00:04:21,901 --> 00:04:24,127 Or how about we start with something simple, like, 92 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:26,562 I- I don't know, nobody dies. 93 00:04:26,572 --> 00:04:27,763 How about that? 94 00:04:27,773 --> 00:04:29,698 Serena is our girl. 95 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,366 She's the feminist suitress. 96 00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:33,869 - Feminist? - Okay, listen, Gary. 97 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:36,605 I know the brass upstairs is busting your balls 98 00:04:36,615 --> 00:04:37,973 about all this pink-hat, 99 00:04:37,983 --> 00:04:40,075 female-empowerment crap and quotas. 100 00:04:40,085 --> 00:04:41,911 Serena ticks off a lot of boxes. 101 00:04:41,921 --> 00:04:43,612 I can get them off your back. 102 00:04:43,622 --> 00:04:46,114 You do realize that your career's on life support, right? 103 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:48,417 - Yes, Gary. - But we covered for you. 104 00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:50,919 We let you throw Wagerstein under the bus. 105 00:04:50,929 --> 00:04:54,089 But people like you cannot make the same mistake twice. 106 00:04:54,099 --> 00:04:56,591 You mean women like me. 107 00:04:56,601 --> 00:04:59,094 Chet can live his life like a walking bozo parade... 108 00:04:59,104 --> 00:05:00,728 - Hey. Hey! - But me, I'm one and done. 109 00:05:00,738 --> 00:05:03,164 All right, all right, right. Listen, it's a go. 110 00:05:03,174 --> 00:05:05,900 But if this goes south, like last year, 111 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,443 you're fired. 112 00:05:10,982 --> 00:05:13,007 An Emmy? Nice touch. 113 00:05:13,017 --> 00:05:15,595 I meant it, Quinn. I got to start thinking what I'm leaving 114 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,512 behind for my son, especially since I can't see him since the, uh... 115 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:20,081 You kidnapped him? 116 00:05:20,091 --> 00:05:23,451 I want him to know what I did with my life. 117 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:26,153 - Okay. - Hey, guys. 118 00:05:26,163 --> 00:05:27,955 What about Maddie? You bringing her back? 119 00:05:27,965 --> 00:05:30,265 Why do you care about Madison? 120 00:05:32,336 --> 00:05:33,860 Ugh, you didn't. 121 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,329 Maddie's the future, Quinn. 122 00:05:35,339 --> 00:05:37,330 You need her. 123 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:40,575 Great. Thanks, Gary. 124 00:05:51,634 --> 00:05:53,946 You shouldn't have worn shorts. Get off of channel 1. 125 00:05:53,956 --> 00:05:56,483 Hey, Rach. How's it going? 126 00:05:56,493 --> 00:05:58,184 Oh, kind of freaking out. 127 00:05:58,194 --> 00:06:00,353 Ooh, I can't breathe. 128 00:06:00,363 --> 00:06:01,795 And I've got my period. 129 00:06:01,806 --> 00:06:03,436 - It's pretty heavy, actually. - Gross. 130 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,639 Yeah, but you know what? I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna make it through. 131 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:07,860 - I always do. - Cool, it's nice to see you, too. 132 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:09,294 - I need you to... - It's not. 133 00:06:09,304 --> 00:06:11,063 - It's not what? - Nice to see me. 134 00:06:11,073 --> 00:06:12,730 Dan, come on. Let's just cut the crap. 135 00:06:12,741 --> 00:06:14,399 Let's just be totally honest, okay? 136 00:06:14,409 --> 00:06:16,301 - Okay. - We can't stand each other. 137 00:06:16,311 --> 00:06:17,637 I wouldn't say that. I mean... 138 00:06:17,647 --> 00:06:21,091 Just tell the truth. It's gonna make you feel so much better, I swear. 139 00:06:21,684 --> 00:06:23,042 Okay, all right, yeah. 140 00:06:23,052 --> 00:06:26,077 It's, uh... It's kind of terrifying to see you. 141 00:06:26,087 --> 00:06:27,646 - Right? - Totally stresses me out. 142 00:06:27,656 --> 00:06:28,833 - Right? See? - Yeah. 143 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:30,525 Okay, great. This is great. Let's keep this up. 144 00:06:30,536 --> 00:06:31,750 It does feel good. 145 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,218 - I could actually... - Is that... 146 00:06:33,228 --> 00:06:34,586 Is that "Essential Honesty"? 147 00:06:34,596 --> 00:06:36,888 That... Do... Do it on me. Do it on me. 148 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:38,423 No, Chet. It's not a party trick. 149 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:39,758 It's my life. 150 00:06:39,768 --> 00:06:41,826 Come on, little weirdo. 151 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,428 Don't call me that, please. 152 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,597 What, "little weirdo"? It's a term of endearment. 153 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,233 Okay, well, it's not funny 'cause it flips me out. 154 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,536 Come on. I want to know what you think about me. 155 00:06:51,546 --> 00:06:53,271 Tell me the truth. 156 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:57,341 Fine. Um... 157 00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:00,378 you are an overpaid, uh, incompetent man-baby 158 00:07:00,388 --> 00:07:01,779 who's riding on the backs of women 159 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,714 who do all of your work for you. 160 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:06,184 You're too dumb to know how pathetic it is 161 00:07:06,194 --> 00:07:09,253 that we had to use you to push Serena through to the network 162 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,622 just because you were born with a dick. 163 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,425 And I never understood what Quinn saw in your fat, sweaty, 164 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,894 drug-addled ass, but whatever it was, 165 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,962 you wasted the best years of her life 166 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,765 and destroyed the one person who is ever gonna care about you. 167 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,901 Hey, Rachel! 168 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,044 So, that's the truth. 169 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,441 I'm gonna go get my walkie now. 170 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,578 Get back to work! Stop standing around! 171 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,879 Don't worry about it, okay? 172 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:39,749 It's just a phase. She'll be out of it in a week. 173 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:43,160 Hope she doesn't kill somebody between now and then. 174 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,456 Oh, hey, Rachel, listen, I... 175 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,869 Five minutes, Graham. Five minutes. 176 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,382 - Thank you, Rachel. - You're welcome. 177 00:07:49,393 --> 00:07:51,211 - Hey, Quinn. - Graham, just the Spanx on. 178 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:53,378 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey, loose cannon. 179 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,631 Um, would you like to explain to me 180 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,433 what the hell happened out there? 181 00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:59,936 That was just the cleansing fire of truth. 182 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,570 - Oh, okay. - Mm. 183 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:05,073 Well, I am going to need you to get your shit together 184 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,075 because Chet is still your boss, 185 00:08:07,085 --> 00:08:08,644 and, like it or not, Gary trusts him. 186 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,346 - Of course he does. - And look, 187 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:13,649 I really appreciate you standing up for me back there, 188 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,618 seriously, but I'm fine. 189 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,394 I'm fine, too. 190 00:08:18,797 --> 00:08:19,929 Okay. 191 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:21,823 Jay! 192 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,933 Hi! 193 00:08:25,575 --> 00:08:26,826 - Hi. - Wow! 194 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:28,964 They, like, really did a number on you at that cult. 195 00:08:28,974 --> 00:08:30,531 It's not a cult. It's a farm. 196 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:32,768 It's the same thing. Rachel, it's the same thing. 197 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:34,225 - Hey, welcome home, by the way. - It's a cult. 198 00:08:34,236 --> 00:08:35,798 I set up our meeting for that pitch, so, 199 00:08:35,814 --> 00:08:37,842 as soon as we're up and running, let me know what you got. 200 00:08:37,853 --> 00:08:38,939 Great. 201 00:08:38,949 --> 00:08:40,341 The pitch? 202 00:08:40,351 --> 00:08:42,042 Daddy's getting on up out of here, girl. 203 00:08:42,052 --> 00:08:43,478 What's the show about? 204 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:45,380 Not a clue. 205 00:08:46,658 --> 00:08:48,115 Oh, my God. 206 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,350 Is that Madison? 207 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,618 What happened to the pigtails? 208 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:52,820 Did you hear she sold a pilot? 209 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,221 - Slut. - Slut. 210 00:08:54,231 --> 00:08:55,499 Rachel. 211 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:57,683 - I'll see you later. - Suitress is on the driveway. 212 00:09:03,007 --> 00:09:04,564 Serena. 213 00:09:04,574 --> 00:09:06,000 - Hey. - Hi. 214 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:08,836 So good to see you again. I just... I... 215 00:09:08,846 --> 00:09:10,504 I honestly can't even believe you're here. 216 00:09:10,514 --> 00:09:13,005 - You're such a catch. We're so lucky. - God, really? 217 00:09:13,016 --> 00:09:15,639 Yeah. Let's leave the bags here. Someone will come get them. 218 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:18,845 I mean, you're investing in every single start-up that's, 219 00:09:18,855 --> 00:09:21,047 I think, gonna change the world. 220 00:09:21,057 --> 00:09:22,582 I... Fingers crossed. 221 00:09:22,592 --> 00:09:24,351 - You are very sweet. - Yeah. 222 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:26,353 Oh, I can't believe I'm actually here. 223 00:09:26,363 --> 00:09:29,856 I'm putting my career on hold for six weeks, but I just... 224 00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:31,891 I just decided that it is the best way 225 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:33,827 to maximize my dating flow. 226 00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:36,487 Super romantic. 227 00:09:36,498 --> 00:09:38,198 Oh, you know, I'm just being practical. 228 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:41,734 Hey, before we go in there, how does this work? 229 00:09:41,744 --> 00:09:44,370 Do you guys... You give me head shots and résumés on the guys? 230 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:47,251 Oh, no, no. We just pick them for you. It's old-school, yenta-style. 231 00:09:47,262 --> 00:09:48,941 - Okay, seriously? - Seriously. 232 00:09:48,951 --> 00:09:51,076 I don't get to Google them, or, you know, 233 00:09:51,086 --> 00:09:53,415 Facebook-stalk their last five girlfriends or anything? 234 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,912 - Hey... - One second. Thanks so much. 235 00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:56,281 Yep. 236 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,177 Um, you don't seem like a bullshitter. 237 00:09:58,188 --> 00:09:59,719 I'm currently not. 238 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,519 Okay, good. 239 00:10:01,529 --> 00:10:02,963 I'm glad you're here. 240 00:10:04,066 --> 00:10:05,332 Rachel. 241 00:10:08,203 --> 00:10:10,295 Uh... nap time. 242 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,184 Let's go, lady. Let's go. 243 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,074 Can we talk for a second? 244 00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:17,869 What the hell is Jeremy doing here? 245 00:10:17,879 --> 00:10:19,623 Not blowing up our lives. 246 00:10:19,634 --> 00:10:20,920 Really? Speak for yourself. 247 00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:23,274 Rachel... we have to keep him close. 248 00:10:23,284 --> 00:10:24,642 He's a liability out there. 249 00:10:24,652 --> 00:10:26,745 No, Quinn, he is a liability in here. 250 00:10:26,755 --> 00:10:27,945 Come in. 251 00:10:27,955 --> 00:10:29,914 Rachel. 252 00:10:29,924 --> 00:10:31,716 Just hear me out, okay? 253 00:10:31,726 --> 00:10:34,285 I know there's no excuse for how I was last season. 254 00:10:34,295 --> 00:10:36,787 But I'm... I'm sober. 255 00:10:36,797 --> 00:10:38,822 And I've been through anger-management classes, 256 00:10:38,832 --> 00:10:41,259 and I'm just so sorry. 257 00:10:41,269 --> 00:10:43,633 Hitting you is the worst thing that I've ever done. 258 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,929 That's the worst thing you've ever done?! 259 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,797 Hey! Okay, okay, okay! Enough. 260 00:10:46,807 --> 00:10:50,333 Perception is reality. 261 00:10:50,343 --> 00:10:52,503 And right now, the perception is 262 00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:56,306 that there was a terrible car crash at the end of last season. 263 00:10:56,316 --> 00:10:58,582 So, that is what happened. 264 00:10:58,593 --> 00:11:03,491 It was an accident, and we are all in this together. 265 00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,314 And I've been thinking about this, and... 266 00:11:06,993 --> 00:11:09,560 I think we need a pact, something binding. 267 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,156 - A blood oath. - No, that is ridiculous. 268 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:16,259 Hey, listen, we got to do something so little weirdo 269 00:11:16,269 --> 00:11:19,529 and her "Essential Honesty" doesn't destroy all of us. 270 00:11:19,539 --> 00:11:20,919 This isn't even hygienic. 271 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,013 Hygienic? You want to go to jail? 272 00:11:32,184 --> 00:11:33,275 Fine. 273 00:11:37,957 --> 00:11:39,348 I'm in. 274 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:42,017 You're insane, Chet. 275 00:11:42,027 --> 00:11:44,519 This works, Quinn. Bring it in. 276 00:11:46,565 --> 00:11:53,628 We vow to stay essentially silent about this one thing. 277 00:11:53,638 --> 00:11:55,472 Rachel, Serena won't go to set. 278 00:11:59,711 --> 00:12:01,002 This color is fabulous. 279 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,136 Great job. Get out. 280 00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:03,580 Okay. 281 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,476 I look like a stripper mermaid. 282 00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,978 What? Are you kidding me? You look amazing. 283 00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:12,180 I'd bang you standing up if I swung that way. 284 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,747 Rachel, tell the truth. 285 00:12:13,757 --> 00:12:16,025 Do I or do I not look like a stripper mermaid? 286 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:22,495 I mean, this is how all the girls on these shows dress, okay? 287 00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:23,757 Sequins pop. 288 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,726 Cleavage communicates a certain... 289 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:29,405 willingness to participate in the process. 290 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,833 No. I brought my own dress. I'll wear that. 291 00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:35,603 That'd be great, if you were accepting the Nobel Prize, 292 00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:37,170 not trying to catch a husband. 293 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:39,051 Okay, I don't even know how to talk to people 294 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,574 with my tits out this far. 295 00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:41,876 Well, good news... 296 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,819 No one's gonna be listening. Just staring. 297 00:12:45,455 --> 00:12:47,047 Come on, Rachel. 298 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,420 Ugh. I can't believe I let you talk me into her. 299 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:56,023 Garage door down. 300 00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,092 Who's this guy? 301 00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:59,426 Oh yes. 302 00:12:59,436 --> 00:13:00,760 Hello, everybody. 303 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:02,529 This is Dr. Simon. 304 00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:04,463 He is our new shrink. 305 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:07,066 He's a little more qualified than Wag. 306 00:13:07,076 --> 00:13:08,535 Enjoy him, please. 307 00:13:08,545 --> 00:13:10,021 Yeah, okay, cameras in place already. 308 00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:11,704 - How do I look? - Yeah, you look great. 309 00:13:11,715 --> 00:13:13,606 - You got your Spanx on, right? - All right. 310 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,775 You are fat. That's why you're wearing a corset. 311 00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:17,410 On your call, madam. 312 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,912 Are we ready to get this sausage party started, people? 313 00:13:19,922 --> 00:13:21,247 - Whoo. - Yeah. 314 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:24,083 May they all be blessed with thick dicks 315 00:13:24,093 --> 00:13:26,652 and even thicker heads of hair. 316 00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:31,924 Hello, America. 317 00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:34,355 Welcome back to "Everlasting." 318 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:37,162 Please cue the first man-wagon. 319 00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,379 Bringing in car one. 320 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:39,932 Who's coming in? 321 00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:42,935 The A-Team... Owen, Jasper, and Alexi. 322 00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,436 Doc, you are up. 323 00:13:44,446 --> 00:13:46,805 Please give us some shrink dirt on these dudes. 324 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,074 Uh, no, sorry. 325 00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:52,255 I don't break patient/client privilege. 326 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,778 - Oh, okay. - Ever. 327 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:55,180 Oh, that is good. That's cute. 328 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,215 Dude, why the hell are you even here, then? 329 00:13:57,225 --> 00:13:58,739 Leave it be, Jay. 330 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,786 - It's fine. - America would love to know... 331 00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:03,355 Why is Serena dressed like a nun? 332 00:14:03,365 --> 00:14:05,523 Because she dresses for other women, 333 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,725 which is why she's still single. 334 00:14:07,735 --> 00:14:10,028 Let's, uh, start with car number one. 335 00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:12,186 And, uh, this is Owen. 336 00:14:12,197 --> 00:14:13,959 He could have left his helmet at home. 337 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,733 We get he's a fireman. 338 00:14:15,743 --> 00:14:17,568 My God, you're gorgeous. 339 00:14:18,813 --> 00:14:20,137 - This is Riley. - Oh. 340 00:14:20,148 --> 00:14:21,414 My baby girl. 341 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,250 Oh, wait. Does his daughter have cancer? 342 00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:25,275 - No cancer. - Oh, damn it. 343 00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,278 Mm. She's beautiful. 344 00:14:27,288 --> 00:14:28,922 Thank you. You're sweet. 345 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:29,977 She's my heart. 346 00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:32,211 And I always lead with my heart, so... 347 00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:36,319 Bam! My single fireman is going all the way! 348 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,822 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Okay, calm down there, sparky, 349 00:14:38,832 --> 00:14:41,158 'cause next up, we have Jasper... 350 00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:44,627 White boy, Wall Street- by-way-of-London perfection. 351 00:14:44,637 --> 00:14:47,931 So, they told me that you are incredible. 352 00:14:48,952 --> 00:14:51,068 I'm here to find out if that's true. 353 00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:55,023 Oh, I'm sorry. Did... Did Jasper just neg her? 354 00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,672 That was really hot. 355 00:14:56,683 --> 00:14:58,741 Mm, or kind of like rich-boy douchey. 356 00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:00,276 It's such a fine line. 357 00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:02,445 Ooh, I guess this means you ain't the only one 358 00:15:02,455 --> 00:15:04,414 with a wifey, bitch, so I will take this. 359 00:15:04,424 --> 00:15:06,316 Thank you very much. 360 00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:10,352 Next up, we have my man-candy, Alexi. 361 00:15:10,362 --> 00:15:13,089 Oh, yeah. Cue the music. 362 00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:15,157 Hello, handsome. 363 00:15:21,574 --> 00:15:23,165 - That's a gay person. - No, I wish. 364 00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:25,968 He's the James Dean of the dance world. 365 00:15:25,978 --> 00:15:27,536 He got kicked out of IBT. 366 00:15:27,546 --> 00:15:29,504 Yeah, had a huge coke problem. 367 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,506 - We were so lucky we got him. - So lucky. 368 00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:34,443 I saw you dance with Misty Copeland 369 00:15:34,453 --> 00:15:35,944 at the Balanchine Tribute. 370 00:15:35,954 --> 00:15:37,646 You were spectacular. 371 00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,514 I'm glad you liked it. 372 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:40,982 I don't remember it. 373 00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:42,884 I love this guy. 374 00:15:42,894 --> 00:15:45,887 Next, we have Rachel Goldberg's wet dream. 375 00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:48,193 - Ooh. - Behold August. 376 00:15:48,204 --> 00:15:50,458 - Nice to meet you, too. - He just got back from Africa. 377 00:15:50,468 --> 00:15:52,084 He volunteers for the Peace Corps. 378 00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:53,951 Yeah, but he has a man-bun. 379 00:15:53,962 --> 00:15:58,666 I have a gift from the villagers I lived with in Kenya. 380 00:15:58,676 --> 00:16:01,360 Oh, my God. He's so soulful and intelligent. 381 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:02,438 Okay. 382 00:16:02,449 --> 00:16:04,188 So, how long till you bed this dude, Rach? 383 00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:05,673 I'm not gonna bed him. 384 00:16:05,683 --> 00:16:07,841 I'm not. I'm actually celibate. 385 00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:12,299 - Yeah, right. - Yes, it's part of my program. 386 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,981 Just trying to keep it together here. 387 00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:15,516 Okay, that'll last. 388 00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:17,484 Next we have Norman. 389 00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:19,052 Oh! Look at that guy. 390 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,054 - A wee little man. - He's so little and cute. 391 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,823 Norman, Kentucky Derby jockey. 392 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,299 - Hello. - Hello. 393 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,536 - Lovely to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 394 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:30,430 Ooh, Serena is pissed. 395 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,776 Is he looking for love 396 00:16:31,787 --> 00:16:34,815 or just someone to take him for a ride on the Matterhorn? 397 00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,517 What are we gonna do with this shorty? 398 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,908 We're gonna have to pair him up with the tallest guy here, 399 00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:41,007 see if we can get his Napoleon complex going. 400 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:43,276 Maybe he'll get in a fistfight by episode two. 401 00:16:43,286 --> 00:16:45,512 He'll be, like, swinging right for the belly button. 402 00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:47,280 Nice job, Madison. 403 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,704 - Good TV. - You're such a kiss ass. 404 00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:50,116 All right, everybody. 405 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:51,684 We have a lot to prove 406 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:53,385 and I've got a lot to lose. 407 00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:55,955 So, let's make sure that Miss Fancy-Pants... 408 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:58,527 Has a drink in her hands at all times. 409 00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:01,121 We got to rip that stick out from her ass. 410 00:17:01,132 --> 00:17:02,582 Am I right? Go! 411 00:17:02,593 --> 00:17:05,363 It's gonna be a great season. Let's do this! 412 00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:08,382 Oh, God. Please let us have a great season. 413 00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:11,866 Your last shrink 414 00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:14,926 actually gave you guys confidential information? 415 00:17:14,937 --> 00:17:16,996 - Yeah, pretty much. - That's disgusting. 416 00:17:17,007 --> 00:17:19,082 Hey, listen hat's off, man. 417 00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:20,839 You're a real-ass shrink. That's something. 418 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,229 That's what it says on the business card. 419 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,302 How'd you end up here? 420 00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:24,804 I just needed a change, you know. 421 00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:26,673 I was working as a corporate crisis counselor 422 00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,241 for the last decade... 423 00:17:28,251 --> 00:17:30,243 clients who were at a breaking point. 424 00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,278 Meaning what, exactly? 425 00:17:32,288 --> 00:17:34,522 I solve problems... quickly. 426 00:17:36,693 --> 00:17:38,284 - Really? - Yeah. 427 00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:39,752 You any good at it? 428 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,854 Usually, yeah. 429 00:17:41,864 --> 00:17:45,032 Usually. That sounds like a story. 430 00:17:46,702 --> 00:17:50,163 My last client was a, uh, Wall Street trader 431 00:17:50,173 --> 00:17:52,198 facing significant stress from work, 432 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,466 as well as a family breakup. 433 00:17:54,201 --> 00:17:56,701 And so, what, you resolved his issues? 434 00:17:57,188 --> 00:17:58,454 Not exactly. 435 00:18:00,389 --> 00:18:02,339 He went postal. 436 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,477 Shot and killed his colleague... 437 00:18:05,487 --> 00:18:06,753 under my care. 438 00:18:09,692 --> 00:18:11,349 Wow. 439 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:17,489 You see? You're not the only who can be... essentially honest. 440 00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:19,733 Rachel? Rachel? 441 00:18:19,744 --> 00:18:21,560 - Yeah, I'm trying. - A jockey? Seriously? 442 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,976 - We're gonna have to talk about this. - Hey, Serena, uh, 443 00:18:23,987 --> 00:18:26,387 we got to get you in there. You want to just come with me? 444 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,122 - This is sparkling cider, right? - Sure is. 445 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,134 No booze tonight. Tell everyone. I mean, all the people. 446 00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,645 I told everyone. I told everybody. 447 00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:32,804 It's perfect. Wing it. 448 00:18:32,814 --> 00:18:34,405 Okay, guys. 449 00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:37,508 Um, to a superior and effective season. 450 00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:41,980 - All right. - And all the dicks just went limp. 451 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,514 - Na zdorovie. - Bravo. 452 00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:45,483 Cheers. 453 00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:47,384 Ugh, she's boring. Goldberg, go. 454 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,860 Make my pussy wet now! 455 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,443 I'm a rancher, not just a cowboy. 456 00:18:54,453 --> 00:18:56,257 Oh, hoping you're not a vegetarian. 457 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,413 No, no, no. I love a good rib eye. 458 00:18:58,424 --> 00:18:59,851 I bet you do. 459 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,646 Will you excuse me for just one second? 460 00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,482 - Yeah. Right on. - Okay. Thanks. 461 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:06,551 Want to introduce you to Zach. He has 3 1/2 million followers. 462 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,422 That's so many. It's so nice to meet you. 463 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,327 Can you give me just one second, really quick? 464 00:19:10,338 --> 00:19:11,689 Can I talk to you for a second? 465 00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:13,691 - So, Rachel. - Yes? 466 00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:15,744 What are you doing with Norman? He's clearly here 467 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,794 as a sight guy, which is cruel. 468 00:19:17,805 --> 00:19:20,595 Come on. So many women find jockeys attractive. 469 00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:21,660 I have done my research. 470 00:19:21,671 --> 00:19:23,426 I know that you have backup guys in the hotel somewhere. 471 00:19:23,437 --> 00:19:26,003 Please get rid of Norman and get me someone real. 472 00:19:26,013 --> 00:19:28,025 - We can't. But... - Please get me someone real. 473 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,976 Rachel, honestly... in heels, I'm like a foot taller than him. 474 00:19:31,986 --> 00:19:34,645 Can you honestly tell me that makes sense? 475 00:19:38,192 --> 00:19:40,284 You're right, okay? 476 00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:42,486 - He is here for entertainment. - Thank you. 477 00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:44,355 But he is very good for the show. 478 00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:45,990 I don't care about the show. 479 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,226 Okay, Norman gives us at least three episodes of story, 480 00:19:49,236 --> 00:19:53,163 so I am just asking you, okay, as a favor to me, 481 00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:55,366 can you please, just, don't cut him? 482 00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:57,333 Okay. 483 00:19:57,343 --> 00:19:59,569 - Jasper. - What is going on, superstar? 484 00:19:59,579 --> 00:20:01,571 You want to, like, get in there? 485 00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:05,709 Yes. I am, uh... deep in that. 486 00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:07,143 Okay, check this, Quinn. 487 00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:08,717 Are you not having fun, 488 00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:11,414 or you're just a stand-on-the-sidelines kind of guy? 489 00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:14,917 Oh, no. I'm not at all a stand-on-the-sidelines kind of guy. 490 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,520 I run my own private equity firm, which specializes in alt... 491 00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:20,209 Alternative energy. Yes, I Googled you. 492 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,685 - What the... - Where did you get a phone? 493 00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:23,860 Yeah, exactly. 494 00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:26,985 I convinced some 19-year-old P.A. from Kansas to let me use his. 495 00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:30,860 Uh, which one of you numb-nuts is from Kansas? 496 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,248 Uh, go for Tommy. 497 00:20:32,259 --> 00:20:33,850 Oh, hi, Tommy. 498 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,252 You're fired! 499 00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:37,321 Ha ha! First one of the night. 500 00:20:37,331 --> 00:20:39,189 - Feels good. - I have to ask you... 501 00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:42,958 What are you doing here on this show? 502 00:20:42,969 --> 00:20:44,328 Same thing as you. 503 00:20:44,338 --> 00:20:46,029 Oh, you're looking for a husband. 504 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:47,931 - I am, yes. You'd heard. - Oh! 505 00:20:47,941 --> 00:20:49,632 Do you know where I could find anybody? 506 00:20:49,642 --> 00:20:52,803 There's a few eligible bachelors around. 507 00:20:52,813 --> 00:20:54,771 Oh, very charming now all of a sudden. 508 00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:56,139 I went on a trip last year. 509 00:20:56,149 --> 00:20:58,400 I took myself on a heli-skiing tour in Niseko. 510 00:20:58,411 --> 00:21:00,977 - I don't know if you've ever been... - Yes, I love Japan. 511 00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:02,279 I just came from there. 512 00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:05,147 Well, it was incredible... really. 513 00:21:05,157 --> 00:21:06,482 Champagne powder, 514 00:21:06,492 --> 00:21:07,883 biggest flakes you have ever seen. 515 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,652 Endless ancient pines. 516 00:21:09,662 --> 00:21:14,083 Really, my senses were just overwhelmed with... with beauty. 517 00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:16,992 But I looked around, and I realized 518 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:20,570 that it was just me and a bunch of strangers on a tour. 519 00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:26,802 I don't ever want to feel that alone again. 520 00:21:26,812 --> 00:21:29,038 And... panty drop. 521 00:21:29,048 --> 00:21:30,583 Thank you very much. 522 00:21:30,594 --> 00:21:33,042 Now all of America wants to marry him. 523 00:21:33,952 --> 00:21:35,677 What are we gonna do about that? 524 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,777 Indeed. 525 00:21:37,788 --> 00:21:40,314 Well, I think you're going to take me 526 00:21:40,324 --> 00:21:42,157 on the first one-on-one date. 527 00:21:46,111 --> 00:21:49,389 Well, then, I think you're gonna have to earn it. 528 00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,314 I will. 529 00:21:54,636 --> 00:21:56,214 Hey, Serena. 530 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:58,265 - Hey. - Hi. 531 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,050 Wow. I'm glad I caught you. 532 00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:02,114 I mean, this is a kind of crowded field here. 533 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,335 Yes, there are a lot of interesting guys here. 534 00:22:04,381 --> 00:22:06,206 I'm only interested in you. 535 00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:08,746 Norman, can I talk to you for just a quick second? 536 00:22:08,757 --> 00:22:09,910 Yeah. 537 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,179 And this is where magic happens. 538 00:22:13,189 --> 00:22:14,547 Oh, my gosh. 539 00:22:14,557 --> 00:22:17,684 Wow. There are just, like, so many screens. 540 00:22:17,694 --> 00:22:19,719 I don't even know where to look. 541 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:20,953 Uh, excuse me. 542 00:22:20,963 --> 00:22:22,555 Oh, I'm so sorry. 543 00:22:22,565 --> 00:22:23,723 - I... - Here. 544 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,005 Oh, you must be Quinn. 545 00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:29,362 I've heard so much about you. I'm Crystal. 546 00:22:29,372 --> 00:22:31,297 Okay. 547 00:22:31,307 --> 00:22:35,134 Oh, um I am a student of Chet's. 548 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,776 And girlfriend. You don't have to be embarrassed. 549 00:22:37,787 --> 00:22:40,851 I'm not embarrassed. I'm trying to be professional. 550 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:43,542 I'm so super impressed by what you do. 551 00:22:43,552 --> 00:22:46,278 And what do you do, Crystal? 552 00:22:46,646 --> 00:22:48,337 I am a model. 553 00:22:48,348 --> 00:22:51,108 Swimsuits mostly, but that's just to put me through... 554 00:22:51,118 --> 00:22:52,977 Calgrove? 555 00:22:52,987 --> 00:22:54,476 Extension, but... 556 00:22:54,487 --> 00:22:56,013 Fantastic. 557 00:22:56,023 --> 00:22:57,982 Listen, I-I don't want to waste your time. 558 00:22:57,992 --> 00:23:00,985 - Well, we've got all night. - No, I mean, on the show. 559 00:23:00,995 --> 00:23:04,488 T-The producers want me to keep you, but it's a novelty thing. 560 00:23:04,498 --> 00:23:06,657 They're not taking you seriously. 561 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:08,659 Not taking me seriously? I'm an elite athlete. 562 00:23:08,669 --> 00:23:12,028 I know, I know, which is why I don't want them playing you for laughs. 563 00:23:12,038 --> 00:23:15,165 Oh, well, thank you. I-I appreciate that. 564 00:23:15,175 --> 00:23:18,701 So... I'm gonna cut you right now. 565 00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:20,369 - What?! - What? 566 00:23:20,379 --> 00:23:22,338 No! Cut! Cut! Cut! 567 00:23:22,348 --> 00:23:23,673 This is unbelievable. 568 00:23:25,814 --> 00:23:28,037 - What the hell is she doing? - Hey, listen, I told her. 569 00:23:28,048 --> 00:23:29,174 I asked her not to cut him. 570 00:23:29,185 --> 00:23:31,468 - You asked her? That's so sweet of you. - Rachel. 571 00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:33,883 I'm sorry. Don't talk to her. Talk to me. 572 00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:36,151 Fine. I told Rachel I want a backup guy. 573 00:23:36,161 --> 00:23:37,795 Now you have to get me one. 574 00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:39,622 I'll handle it, okay? 575 00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,608 Yeah, you'd better 'cause this is your choice. 576 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,392 You get her under control. 577 00:23:43,402 --> 00:23:44,660 Hey. 578 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,729 Uh... are you okay? 579 00:23:46,739 --> 00:23:48,230 I don't know. 580 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,732 Can I get you a drink? 581 00:23:49,742 --> 00:23:51,233 Actually, can you get me out of here? 582 00:23:51,243 --> 00:23:52,500 Yeah. 583 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:53,568 - Great. - Yeah. 584 00:23:53,578 --> 00:23:56,705 I told you, she's smart. We can't handle her the same way. 585 00:23:56,715 --> 00:23:59,582 - I mean, you would never stand for... - She is not me. 586 00:24:01,987 --> 00:24:04,246 Oh, my God. 587 00:24:04,256 --> 00:24:06,849 Is that why you're doing this? 588 00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:08,983 Is that why you picked her? 589 00:24:08,993 --> 00:24:11,219 Look at me. 590 00:24:11,229 --> 00:24:14,322 She is not the avatar for you or me 591 00:24:14,332 --> 00:24:17,024 nor is she the ambassador for smart women everywhere. 592 00:24:17,034 --> 00:24:20,194 She is the star of a reality television show 593 00:24:20,204 --> 00:24:22,330 that I have to make work. 594 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:23,865 I know. 595 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,200 The most feminist thing you could do right now 596 00:24:26,210 --> 00:24:28,677 is help me. 597 00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:36,089 Oh, wow. Look at that view. 598 00:24:39,351 --> 00:24:42,374 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. It's... 599 00:24:43,288 --> 00:24:44,513 - O... - Owen! 600 00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:46,080 - Uh-huh. - Owen. 601 00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:47,682 - Yes. - Hi. 602 00:24:47,692 --> 00:24:50,685 I'm here to date you. 603 00:24:50,695 --> 00:24:52,954 Oh, God. This is... 604 00:24:52,964 --> 00:24:55,623 Oh, this is all so overwhelming. 605 00:24:55,633 --> 00:24:59,321 Really? You seem so confident. 606 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,928 I-I don't know. I would have thought 607 00:25:00,938 --> 00:25:02,782 this was just another Monday night for you. 608 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:06,268 Okay, listen... my life is a lot more boring than people think. 609 00:25:06,279 --> 00:25:09,022 - Mm. - I mean, 26 first dates 610 00:25:09,033 --> 00:25:12,192 all at the same time is a lot. 611 00:25:12,202 --> 00:25:14,628 Yeah, I know the feeling. 612 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,631 We had some bad nights when I was stationed in Fallujah. 613 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,034 I got separated from my company. 614 00:25:20,044 --> 00:25:22,469 Saved a little boy from being killed. 615 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,671 - It was just... - All right, all right. Okay. 616 00:25:24,681 --> 00:25:26,706 I'm... I'm a jerk. 617 00:25:26,716 --> 00:25:28,074 Nah. 618 00:25:28,084 --> 00:25:32,178 This place is all a bit much for me, too. 619 00:25:32,188 --> 00:25:33,847 - Pretty simple guy. - Oh, yeah? 620 00:25:33,857 --> 00:25:37,684 Just a simple guy who fought for his country 621 00:25:37,694 --> 00:25:41,487 and now rescues little old ladies from burning buildings. 622 00:25:41,497 --> 00:25:43,656 Well, sometimes it is kittens. 623 00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:44,890 Of course it is. 624 00:25:48,337 --> 00:25:50,896 Thank you for the jailbreak. 625 00:25:50,906 --> 00:25:53,507 You're very welcome. My pleasure. 626 00:25:56,679 --> 00:26:00,948 I think this is the part where I'm supposed to kiss you. 627 00:26:02,585 --> 00:26:05,678 So, why don't you? 628 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:22,506 Hey, Quinn, um, we haven't really had a chance to talk yet. 629 00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:23,525 Haven't we? 630 00:26:23,536 --> 00:26:25,263 I'm just grateful that you asked me back. 631 00:26:25,273 --> 00:26:26,814 And I want you to know, what happened with Gary, 632 00:26:26,825 --> 00:26:28,649 it was a one-time thing. I met him at a party. 633 00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:29,934 No. 634 00:26:29,944 --> 00:26:32,070 You made sure you did. 635 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,304 Okay. 636 00:26:33,314 --> 00:26:35,607 Well, that's over. 637 00:26:35,617 --> 00:26:38,242 And your respect means everything to me. 638 00:26:38,252 --> 00:26:41,278 And I don't want you to think that I'm just my pussy. 639 00:26:43,324 --> 00:26:44,916 Then prove it. 640 00:26:44,926 --> 00:26:46,283 Where the hell is Rachel? 641 00:26:46,293 --> 00:26:48,419 And where the hell is my suitress?! 642 00:26:48,429 --> 00:26:49,987 Find her! 643 00:26:49,997 --> 00:26:51,922 That was very fun. 644 00:26:51,932 --> 00:26:54,592 - Thank you for springing me. - Ah, you're welcome. 645 00:26:54,602 --> 00:26:56,826 Okay. What the hell are you doing out here? 646 00:26:56,837 --> 00:26:59,630 - Can we hitch a ride? - Yes, you can. 647 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,332 Hey, you. 648 00:27:01,342 --> 00:27:02,966 Don't ever sneak off campus again. 649 00:27:02,976 --> 00:27:04,909 - Okay. - Bye. 650 00:27:06,846 --> 00:27:08,713 We just kissed. Can you believe it? 651 00:27:08,724 --> 00:27:11,650 Yes, I can. You know, I'm the one that hand-picked him for you. 652 00:27:11,661 --> 00:27:13,243 Why are you mad at me? 653 00:27:13,253 --> 00:27:14,845 You just can't have first kisses 654 00:27:14,855 --> 00:27:16,947 or anything else important off-camera, okay? 655 00:27:16,957 --> 00:27:19,815 Yeah, well, I can't promise that that's not gonna happen, Rachel. 656 00:27:19,825 --> 00:27:21,751 Okay, you know what, Serena? 657 00:27:21,761 --> 00:27:23,159 If you don't play ball, 658 00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:25,190 Quinn is gonna screw you just to have a good story. 659 00:27:25,201 --> 00:27:27,990 Oh, please, I watched the last six seasons in two weeks. 660 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,234 She always protects the star. 661 00:27:29,245 --> 00:27:32,460 No, she always protects the show, okay? 662 00:27:32,471 --> 00:27:33,862 We've had bad-boy suitors before. 663 00:27:33,873 --> 00:27:36,523 You think she's gonna think twice before turning you into a bitch? 664 00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:37,554 How could she do that? 665 00:27:37,565 --> 00:27:40,249 By airing the footage of you cutting Norman in the opening night, 666 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,271 not even having the decency 667 00:27:42,281 --> 00:27:44,339 to wait for the elimination ceremony. 668 00:27:44,349 --> 00:27:46,375 You are smart, pretty, and successful. 669 00:27:46,385 --> 00:27:48,610 Half of America already hates you. 670 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:50,813 I mean, if that footage gets out, you better hope 671 00:27:50,823 --> 00:27:52,181 your future husband is back there, 672 00:27:52,191 --> 00:27:53,515 that he's one of those 26 guys. 673 00:27:53,525 --> 00:27:55,284 Otherwise, I mean, you're screwed. 674 00:27:55,294 --> 00:27:58,152 Yes, America is gonna know exactly who you are, 675 00:27:58,162 --> 00:28:01,121 but just no guy is ever gonna want to date you, 676 00:28:01,131 --> 00:28:02,598 like, ever. 677 00:28:04,968 --> 00:28:06,860 So, what do I do? 678 00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:09,230 You kiss Norman. 679 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,798 What? Why? 680 00:28:10,808 --> 00:28:12,700 Listen, because, if you kiss the short guy... 681 00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,367 the least expected guy here... 682 00:28:14,377 --> 00:28:16,036 you instantly make yourself likeable 683 00:28:16,046 --> 00:28:18,038 and you get America rooting for you again. 684 00:28:18,048 --> 00:28:20,732 Yes, or I make myself an enormous joke. 685 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:23,703 - Come on. This is not part of the plan. - Your plans are for shit. 686 00:28:23,713 --> 00:28:26,346 You're on a reality show trying to find a husband. 687 00:28:29,259 --> 00:28:32,260 You have done everything else, and it hasn't worked. 688 00:28:35,031 --> 00:28:37,532 Just give me a chance to make this right for you. 689 00:28:41,605 --> 00:28:43,738 I'm gonna need a drink. 690 00:28:47,577 --> 00:28:49,982 Yeah, yeah, I feel stupid, and I'm pissed. 691 00:28:49,993 --> 00:28:52,263 I-I got a producer saying that. that I need to shut up. 692 00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:54,620 - I got another one ignoring me. - Yes, get her drinking. 693 00:28:54,631 --> 00:28:56,576 Give her another shot. Make her take another one. 694 00:28:56,587 --> 00:28:58,045 - the butt of the joke here. - Hi, Norman. 695 00:28:58,056 --> 00:29:00,318 - This is ridiculous. - Can I talk to you for a second? 696 00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:03,017 So, uh... 697 00:29:03,027 --> 00:29:06,102 I just... I know I made a mistake earlier, 698 00:29:06,113 --> 00:29:08,188 and I-I didn't mean to cut you. 699 00:29:08,198 --> 00:29:10,657 I made a rush to judgment. 700 00:29:10,668 --> 00:29:12,930 - Uh, thank you. - Yeah. 701 00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:14,761 Thank you for saying that. I appreciate it. 702 00:29:14,771 --> 00:29:16,201 It shouldn't surprise me, though. 703 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,443 Honestly, I'm pretty used to being underestimated. 704 00:29:18,454 --> 00:29:20,516 Most people don't even realize the strength it takes 705 00:29:20,532 --> 00:29:22,002 to harness a thoroughbred. I mean... 706 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,070 Oh! Yes. 707 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,940 Ride that pony, Missy. Ride it. 708 00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:28,330 Nice work, Rachel. 709 00:29:28,341 --> 00:29:30,010 You're a wild little filly, aren't you? 710 00:29:33,122 --> 00:29:35,214 Get them off. 711 00:29:35,224 --> 00:29:37,517 Come on. Come on. Yeah! 712 00:29:52,641 --> 00:29:54,541 Whoo! 713 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,452 Here's to you, Goldie. Nice work. 714 00:30:14,462 --> 00:30:18,389 That ass is officially stick-free. 715 00:30:19,135 --> 00:30:20,307 Yes. 716 00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:27,598 Okay. Looks like you got enough there, 717 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:30,501 and she's clearly had way too much to drink. 718 00:30:30,511 --> 00:30:32,336 I'm not really comfortable with this. 719 00:30:32,346 --> 00:30:34,671 Well, you better get comfortable, okay? 720 00:30:34,681 --> 00:30:36,582 This is how we make the show work. 721 00:30:42,155 --> 00:30:44,780 I can feel you guys. What? 722 00:30:45,665 --> 00:30:48,484 Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine. 723 00:30:48,495 --> 00:30:50,754 We're running out of hard night anyways. 724 00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:54,440 Bunch of pussies. Cut, cut, cut. 725 00:30:54,451 --> 00:30:56,093 All right, go on, Goldberg. 726 00:30:56,103 --> 00:30:58,628 Go get Miss Fancy-Pants ready for the elimination ceremony. 727 00:31:00,873 --> 00:31:02,198 Serena? 728 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,966 Yes! Yes! 729 00:31:12,652 --> 00:31:14,310 Dude, oh, my God! Oh, my God! 730 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,645 Okay. Stop. 731 00:31:15,655 --> 00:31:17,446 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 732 00:31:17,456 --> 00:31:19,515 Okay, let's go. 733 00:31:19,525 --> 00:31:21,117 Oh my... 734 00:31:21,127 --> 00:31:23,480 Okay, I just told you to kiss the guy. 735 00:31:23,491 --> 00:31:26,225 I know. And then I just did that. 736 00:31:27,539 --> 00:31:28,724 Um... 737 00:31:28,734 --> 00:31:30,793 - Um... - Oh, my God. 738 00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:32,636 Okay, come here. It's okay. Come on. 739 00:31:40,011 --> 00:31:41,870 - There you go. - Oh. 740 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,753 - Oh, I don't know what happened. - Oh, my God. Don't worry about it. 741 00:31:44,764 --> 00:31:48,143 - It happens to the best of us. - So not like me. 742 00:31:48,153 --> 00:31:49,744 Maybe it was something I ate. 743 00:31:49,754 --> 00:31:52,147 Oh, I don't know. You think it was all that tequila you ate 744 00:31:52,157 --> 00:31:53,381 - on that empty stomach? - No. 745 00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:54,816 Rachel, you don't understand. 746 00:31:54,826 --> 00:31:58,653 I... I never do this. 747 00:31:58,663 --> 00:32:00,689 I mean, I don't... 748 00:32:00,699 --> 00:32:04,192 I don't even kiss guys until the third date. 749 00:32:04,202 --> 00:32:07,094 I don't text first. I don't... I don't use emojis. 750 00:32:07,104 --> 00:32:10,800 I mean, my mother gave me a copy of the rules in sixth grade. 751 00:32:10,811 --> 00:32:13,000 God. How could I do that? 752 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:15,835 Are you kidding me? Come on. You're like everybody else on this planet. 753 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:18,272 You are screwed up and lonely and figuring it out. 754 00:32:18,282 --> 00:32:20,708 Yeah, maybe your friends are like that. 755 00:32:20,718 --> 00:32:25,278 My friends are all married to very beautiful people 756 00:32:25,288 --> 00:32:28,215 who went to incredible schools 757 00:32:28,225 --> 00:32:31,152 and made sensible real-estate investments 758 00:32:31,163 --> 00:32:32,963 for their future kids. 759 00:32:36,633 --> 00:32:39,892 Do you have any idea what it feels like 760 00:32:39,902 --> 00:32:44,772 to walk into Sunday brunch full of those couples... 761 00:32:45,859 --> 00:32:46,890 Alone? 762 00:32:49,412 --> 00:32:51,705 I don't. 763 00:32:51,715 --> 00:32:53,715 But I can imagine it feels like shit. 764 00:32:57,486 --> 00:33:03,315 The weird thing is, I did everything right. 765 00:33:03,325 --> 00:33:06,660 I did everything just like them. 766 00:33:08,998 --> 00:33:11,231 My friends say that I'm too picky... 767 00:33:13,454 --> 00:33:16,555 that no guy is good enough. 768 00:33:18,741 --> 00:33:20,674 But the truth is... 769 00:33:23,646 --> 00:33:25,679 nobody picks me. 770 00:33:27,348 --> 00:33:30,142 Look, you listen to me. 771 00:33:30,152 --> 00:33:32,978 You're incredible. 772 00:33:32,988 --> 00:33:36,014 You deserve to find somebody who loves you just the way you are. 773 00:33:36,024 --> 00:33:38,250 I promise. 774 00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:40,226 I'm gonna make that happen. 775 00:33:42,363 --> 00:33:44,129 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 776 00:33:54,692 --> 00:33:57,660 Okay. Let's do this. 777 00:34:00,856 --> 00:34:03,379 Tonight, half of you will say goodbye, 778 00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:05,619 while the other half of you will say hello 779 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:08,788 to a brand-new slow watch. 780 00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:13,325 With its sole 24-hour dial, the slow Jo is proof 781 00:34:13,335 --> 00:34:18,164 that minimalism and luxury can go hand in hand. 782 00:34:18,174 --> 00:34:20,025 Was that your idea, these commercials? 783 00:34:20,036 --> 00:34:22,434 - You're welcome. - Serena, the floor is yours. 784 00:34:22,444 --> 00:34:24,637 It's been a really great evening. 785 00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:27,339 And I'm thrilled that you're all here, 786 00:34:27,349 --> 00:34:29,316 and I look forward to what comes next. 787 00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,844 August. 788 00:34:32,854 --> 00:34:34,146 Okay, yes. 789 00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:35,455 Saw that coming. 790 00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:40,452 - Alexi. - Yeah, sexy Alexi, get it. 791 00:34:40,462 --> 00:34:42,688 - Warren. - The cowboy. 792 00:34:42,698 --> 00:34:46,058 Fly-over state, people, fly-over states. 793 00:34:46,068 --> 00:34:48,326 Zach. 794 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:51,228 - Yes! - Are we gonna have to bring his nanny? 795 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,401 - Preston. - Oh, oh, he could be his nanny. 796 00:34:53,412 --> 00:34:54,465 Perfect. 797 00:34:54,475 --> 00:34:57,468 - Jasper. - Jasper. Thank you. 798 00:34:57,479 --> 00:34:59,576 He is perfect, isn't he? 799 00:34:59,587 --> 00:35:01,451 Don't screw that up, Jay. 800 00:35:04,919 --> 00:35:07,645 - Owen. - Okay, Rachel. You got one. 801 00:35:07,655 --> 00:35:09,314 I want you to know that our moment tonight 802 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,416 was really great. 803 00:35:11,426 --> 00:35:13,251 Probably one of the best. 804 00:35:13,261 --> 00:35:16,386 Oh, isn't that sweet? 805 00:35:16,396 --> 00:35:20,191 Oh, look at the big balls on that little fella. 806 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,727 You know, jockeys have... There's a lot of testosterone 807 00:35:22,737 --> 00:35:24,494 in a concentrated area. 808 00:35:24,504 --> 00:35:26,670 Well, I got to hand to him. He does have swagger. 809 00:35:26,681 --> 00:35:28,999 That must have been one hell of a kiss. 810 00:35:29,009 --> 00:35:31,768 Look, nice work, Rachel. Nice work. 811 00:35:31,778 --> 00:35:34,157 This is gonna be a great season. 812 00:35:34,168 --> 00:35:36,301 This is the last watch of the night. 813 00:35:42,422 --> 00:35:43,747 Billy. 814 00:35:43,757 --> 00:35:48,017 Are you kidding me? What the hell? 815 00:35:48,027 --> 00:35:49,886 Well, guys, um... 816 00:35:49,896 --> 00:35:51,454 Now, how did that happen, Rachel? 817 00:35:51,464 --> 00:35:53,957 that concludes our elimination ceremony 818 00:35:53,967 --> 00:35:55,666 this evening. 819 00:35:57,213 --> 00:35:58,545 Hey. 820 00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:02,889 Ah, so you cut Norman anyway. 821 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,819 - I did. - Why did you do that? 822 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,489 So he wouldn't be around and tell anybody you guys had sex? 823 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,859 No, I cut Norman because he's never gonna be my husband. 824 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,236 I made a mistake, obviously, 825 00:36:13,247 --> 00:36:15,347 but I assure you, it will never happen again. 826 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:25,173 The truth is, I'm a shark. I am very ambitious. 827 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,261 I'm really, really good at my job 828 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,178 and I don't want to have to apologize for that. 829 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,379 - Okay, no. Just cut. - Everything that I've wanted... 830 00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:32,714 - I've achieved. - Cut, cut, cut. 831 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,482 Nobody's gonna want to jerk off to that. 832 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,884 Who jerks off to "Everlasting"? 833 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,279 Who doesn't? 834 00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:40,428 I don't know. 835 00:36:40,439 --> 00:36:43,050 Are you really gonna be here every day? 836 00:36:43,061 --> 00:36:45,286 I mean, you already pitched Serena to the network. 837 00:36:45,296 --> 00:36:48,122 You brought your girlfriend by for opening night. 838 00:36:48,132 --> 00:36:50,324 Isn't your work here done? 839 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,943 I'm just getting started. 840 00:36:51,954 --> 00:36:54,294 I'm serious about this Emmy thing, Quinn. 841 00:36:54,305 --> 00:36:56,330 Oh, sure. That makes sense. 842 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:58,600 This whole mid-life crisis thing. 843 00:36:58,611 --> 00:37:00,490 It's not a crisis, Quinnie. 844 00:37:00,501 --> 00:37:02,093 It's an awakening. 845 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:05,779 Okay, but I mean, come on. 846 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:07,282 Crystal? 847 00:37:09,690 --> 00:37:11,423 It's just easier, Quinn. 848 00:37:13,154 --> 00:37:14,420 She's easier. 849 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,067 What is this? 850 00:37:37,078 --> 00:37:38,549 - Hey. - Hey. 851 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,618 Uh 852 00:37:40,629 --> 00:37:42,557 I know this is gonna sound pretentious, 853 00:37:42,568 --> 00:37:45,160 but my room is just too confining. 854 00:37:45,171 --> 00:37:48,401 You know, I'm used to sleeping out under the stars, 855 00:37:48,412 --> 00:37:50,304 you know, fresh air. 856 00:37:50,315 --> 00:37:51,403 You should try it sometime. 857 00:37:51,414 --> 00:37:53,294 You know, I was actually thinking about joining 858 00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:54,920 the Peace Corps for a while, too, there. 859 00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:56,288 - Oh, yeah? - But then, you know, 860 00:37:56,298 --> 00:37:57,723 life got in the way or whatever. 861 00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,524 - So, but yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, it does that. 862 00:37:59,534 --> 00:38:01,727 Anyway, where were you thinking of going? 863 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:03,295 I was thinking about Africa. 864 00:38:03,305 --> 00:38:05,930 Oh, man. I love Africa. 865 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,799 - It's amazing, right? - Yeah, it is. 866 00:38:07,809 --> 00:38:10,302 I mean, people talk about it, but when you go there, 867 00:38:10,312 --> 00:38:11,970 it's just beyond your comprehension. 868 00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:14,038 - Rachel? - So much... 869 00:38:14,048 --> 00:38:15,261 Hey. 870 00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:16,916 You got a second? 871 00:38:18,455 --> 00:38:20,222 - See ya. - Yeah. 872 00:38:21,489 --> 00:38:22,691 Hey. 873 00:38:22,991 --> 00:38:25,583 Okay, just listen to me. I... Look, I'm serious about the work 874 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:27,317 that I've been doing on myself, Rachel. I wouldn't... 875 00:38:27,328 --> 00:38:29,821 Will you stop? Honestly, you are an insane person. 876 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:31,489 I don't care about what rehab you've done. 877 00:38:31,499 --> 00:38:33,223 Do you understand? 878 00:38:33,233 --> 00:38:35,593 Dude, you killed two people. 879 00:38:35,603 --> 00:38:36,615 Rachel. 880 00:38:36,626 --> 00:38:39,730 What? I mean, what were you thinking? How do you even do that? 881 00:38:42,242 --> 00:38:43,742 Because you told me to. 882 00:38:45,579 --> 00:38:46,612 What? 883 00:38:49,082 --> 00:38:51,850 No way. No way. I was upset. 884 00:38:53,453 --> 00:38:54,744 I was venting to you. 885 00:38:54,754 --> 00:38:56,230 Come on, Rach. You know me. 886 00:38:56,241 --> 00:38:58,415 You knew that I'd do something. You wanted me to. 887 00:38:58,425 --> 00:39:00,650 No. No. 888 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:03,061 I did it to keep you out of jail, Rachel. 889 00:39:05,465 --> 00:39:06,856 'Cause I still love you. 890 00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,866 DR. - Hey. 891 00:39:10,734 --> 00:39:11,890 Everything okay? 892 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,965 Yeah. Everything's fine. 893 00:39:15,975 --> 00:39:17,241 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 894 00:39:19,612 --> 00:39:20,878 I'll see you, Rach. 895 00:39:23,015 --> 00:39:24,116 Yeah. 896 00:39:24,347 --> 00:39:28,049 Listen, um, I just want to make sure you're all right. 897 00:39:30,132 --> 00:39:32,059 Really? Why do you even care, okay? 898 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,570 You're not even here for me. 899 00:39:40,435 --> 00:39:41,935 Are you here for me? 900 00:39:46,011 --> 00:39:48,003 - Oh, my God. - Okay, Ra... 901 00:40:03,588 --> 00:40:05,813 Ooh. 902 00:40:10,228 --> 00:40:11,819 So, how's she doing? 903 00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:14,095 She got really drunk on the first night, 904 00:40:14,106 --> 00:40:15,990 made out with a guy, and then cut him. 905 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,167 Not the suitress... Quinn. 906 00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:23,163 I don't think she's got it anymore. 907 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,307 - Oh, really. - Unh-unh. 908 00:40:30,281 --> 00:40:33,107 So... do you want to jump to the part 909 00:40:33,117 --> 00:40:36,343 where she starts talking about her dream wedding or...? 910 00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:37,878 No. 911 00:40:37,888 --> 00:40:39,346 Go back. 912 00:40:41,292 --> 00:40:42,535 Okay. 913 00:40:42,546 --> 00:40:44,418 I'm really, really good at my job, 914 00:40:44,428 --> 00:40:46,953 and I don't want to have to apologize for that. 915 00:40:46,963 --> 00:40:48,629 Put that in. 916 00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:50,956 Are you sure? 917 00:40:50,966 --> 00:40:52,324 Absolutely. 918 00:40:54,247 --> 00:40:56,551 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -