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Previously on Scorpion...

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What's that thing
Happy always says?

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"Damn it, Toby,
put a baby in me already"?

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I'm the reason
we can't have kids.

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What would you say
if it were me?

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I'd tell you that I love you
and that medical science

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has ways around
issues like these.

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Ditto.

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We're cleaning
the Great Pacific Garbage Patch,

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a 500-ton mass
of plastic shards

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floating in the ocean.

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Speaking of Walter,
there is nothing between us.

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He and I are alike.

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Too much head,
too little heart.

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What's this?

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You seemed upset
by Paige's germs

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so I mixed up
a disinfectant solution.

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She laughed at my joke.

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She gave me disinfectant
for Valentine's.

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And the way
she described

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her perfect guy to Paige?

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Who's more vulnerable than me?
I get nosebleeds on escalators.

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Freeway.

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Roadside ditch.

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Cucumber?

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Uh...
Um...

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Uh... map?

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Snake and baby snake.

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Oh. Maps to the Stars.

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Clearly these are not stars.

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Ah, time.
Oh!

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Seriously?

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- How'd you not get this?
- Aw.

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Let's see what
this mysterious drawing

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was supposed to be.
Moon River?

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How was that Moon River?

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Well, this is a topographically
accurate depiction

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of the Moon River
in Savannah, Georgia,

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and this is a worm,

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indicating Wormsloe
State Historical Site.

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Walter, "Moon River" is a song.

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It's one of my favorite
old standards.

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I like old standards

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just as much as I like
spontaneous game nights.

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You could have just done this.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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The flag of Azerbaijan?

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Forget it. Greg, you're up.

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I thought that doctor
was great.

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She went to Brown.

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It has a great
medical school.

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Yeah, if you can't
get into Harvard.

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Okay, you nixed the
Harvard doctor, too,

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along with six more of the top
fertility specialists in L.A.

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Happy, I didn't tell you--
that Harvard doc

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had a row of
pencils lined up

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right next to a perfectly
good pencil holder.

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That's a sign
of a sociopath.

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Oh, you should know.
You gonna find something wrong

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with every doctor we meet?

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This is a huge life step.
This is arguably

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the most important step
we've ever taken.

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Yeah, but you can't decide
on anything now.

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It took you 20 minutes
to pick coffee this morning.

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Right, well,
you want your baby concocted

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by a cappuccino,
a Frappuccino or a mocha latte?

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Each one has different strengths
and weaknesses.

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You're an idiot.
Yeah.

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An idiot whose baby
won't be designed

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by someone
who went to Brown.

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So please leave a message after
the beep and have a nice day.

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This is Alderman Dodd.

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Again. This is the 14th message.

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Please call me back.

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Who's dodgin' ya?

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The Plastics Consortium
of North America.

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That was gonna be
my first guess.

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I can't stop thinking

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about the garbage island
we saw over Thanksgiving.

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In 30 years, the ocean is
going to be more plastic

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than marine life.

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So I'm trying to
set up meetings

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with the CEOs of various
bottled water corporations,

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so they can explore a new
design for their bottles

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that uses .14 fewer
grams of plastic.

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But nobody is
calling me back.

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I don't trust bottled water.

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Had a real spring on my
grandfather's farm upstate

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when I was a boy.

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Best I ever tasted.

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Thank you, Cabe...

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...for that entirely
unhelpful insight.

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"I'm with Florence."

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"Gonna talk you up."

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"Your Wingman."

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Attaboy, Ralph.

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It's like you were
deliberately bad

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at the game.

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I am not gonna dumb
myself down for your friends.

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What credibility
would I have?

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I just wanted to have
a quiet cup of coffee.

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And I just wanted

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a regular fun night
with non-geniusy stuff

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for a change,
and Walter ruined it.

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Ruined what?
He refused

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to draw anything
"pedestrian"

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for game night
with my friends.

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So when the clue
was "carbon copy,"

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he drew one atom of carbon
and another atom of carbon.

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Come on, Paige, what's
a better way to display that?

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A car, a bun, a cop.

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Well, I see great
minds think alike.

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Hey, hey, hey,

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I'm the first to admit
that my overall decisiveness

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has been affected by
the doctor decision,

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but it's not like
I can't come up with

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any course of action.

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Really? Okay, I will wear the
sexy pharmacist outfit tonight

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if you can pick
where we get lunch from

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in the next ten seconds.

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Sexy pharmacist?

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She knows exactly
what to prescribe.

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Five seconds.

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Uh, okay, uh, the...

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uh, Kovelsky's.

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Wait. Um, uh, Burger Hut.

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No. Actually, um...

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Eh! Time's up.

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No medicine for you,
Wishy-Washy.

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I should have
figured as much

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from the lowest
genius IQ on the team.

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Geez. You're really mad at me.

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Uh, guys.
What's this pictograph?

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Carbon copy.

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See? Even the guy
with the lowest IQ

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on the team got it.

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That's a defamatory,

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- unconfirmed rumor.
- You know what?

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We don't have time
for this--

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we need to catch our flight
to Colorado. PANDS is waiting.

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Hey, what the hell is
this case all about anyway?

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You guys are supposed
to explain it to me.

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It's been weeks,
and you've been ducking me.

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Oh, don't you get it, Cabe?

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These guys can't
bring themselves

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to dumb it down for us.

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Oh, right.
Cabe, here it is.

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PANDS is
the Particle Accelerator

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Neutrino Detection Station.

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It's a physics
laboratory

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in the Rocky Mountains.

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World's deepest lab.

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It's built three
kilometers underground

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to shield experiments

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from cosmic radiation.

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Has a state-of-the-art
particle collider.

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And the PANDS
scientists think

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they detected a WIMP.

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Well, that shouldn't be
too hard.

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I'm sure they're all wimps.

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No, no, a Weakly Interacting
Massive Particle.

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It's theorized they constitute
dark matter and could interact

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with forces outside of
the standard model of physics.

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A WIMP would be
a momentous discovery.

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Problem is,
many of these discoveries

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are conveniently announced

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right when labs are applying
for federal funding.

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Some of them could be bogus.

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So the government hired us
to verify experiment results

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before they give the grant.

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Yes, and the lab's
been cleared out

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for us to conduct verification,

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which we should run through
before we get there.

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Now, this ball is filled
with one ton of liquid argon,

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stored at negative
190 degrees Celsius,

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and surrounded by hundreds
of photomultiplier tubes

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sensitive to the emissions
of even a single photon.

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So if there
is a WIMP,

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it will produce
a flash of VUV rays

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detectable by
these sensors.

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And we will run a systems test
on the whole detector.

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He's not even winded,
which pisses me off even more.

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Then we'll irradiate the ball
with neutrons

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from the supply of radioactive
californium I obtained.

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Oh. Think I found a WIMP.

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If the neutrons emitted
by spontaneous fission

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in the californium interact
with liquid argon,

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as we predict, the
detector is sound

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and the WIMP discovery
is verified.

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Glad you explained it to me.

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Hello.
Hi.

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I'm Paige Dineen,
team manager.

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You must be Mr. Bhatt.

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Please, call me Raja.
Walter.

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We are delighted
to have you here.

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Uh, a quick... quick
lay of the land.

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The lab is built beneath
an existing gold mine.

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So you'll use the mine's
elevator for access.

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For the sake of integrity,
I'm not allowed down

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while you verify our results,
so I will be in that building,

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the Security
and Observation Center,

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or SOC...

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with a Mr....

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Gallo...
and a Ms. Dineen.

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Uh, it has monitors linked
to security cameras

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peppered throughout the lab,

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so we'll be able
to watch you work.

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Uh, as I'm sure

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you're aware,
there are consequences

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to being that far underground
for extended periods of time.

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The increased air pressure
pushes toxins into the blood,

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which could negatively impact
the neural pathways.

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Paige, you think about it
like, uh, it's just gunk

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blocking your brain.

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Not everything
has to be translated.

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The "neural pathways"
is easy enough.

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They're... the pathways...

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for...

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Almost there.

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...all things neural.

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There you go.
End result is that the lab

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has a safety limit
of four hours.

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After that,
it's harder to think,

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uh, cognitive
abilities decline.

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It's like a-a graph
of exponential

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stupidity.

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Until your IQ falls off a cliff.

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If my IQ fell off a cliff,
I'd basically be Toby.

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See what you started?

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We'll finish under four hours.
Everything will be just fine.

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Comms in, everyone.

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Thank you.

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Uh, shall we?

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Oh.

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Hey, honey.
You at the convention?

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Uh, heading in now.
I'm really excited.

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Be sure to behave for Florence.

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Will you put her on the phone
for a second?

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Hello.

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Hi. I just wanted to say thanks
for taking Ralph along today.

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It's my pleasure.

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I normally dislike children,
but he's an abnormal child.

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Thank you. I... I think.

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Uh... oh. Security requires us
to check our phones at the door,

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so we won't be reachable
for a few hours.

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But I promise the moment we
get out, we'll give you a call.

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Okay? Talk soon.

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Eh, she won't be happy

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about not being able
to be in touch with me.

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Well, I'm-I'm sure she trusts
I'll take good care of you.

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It's not you.

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Only person she trusts
watching me is Sylvester.

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She always says he's
the most responsible

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and trustworthy member
of the team.

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Really?

258
00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,370
He seems afraid
of his own shadow.

259
00:08:51,372 --> 00:08:54,606
Um, just very cautious.
Another great trait he has.

260
00:08:54,608 --> 00:08:57,976
Yep, can't go wrong
with reliable old Sylvester.

261
00:09:05,286 --> 00:09:07,719
Man, we're
going down deep.

262
00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:10,255
Don't remind me!

263
00:09:10,257 --> 00:09:11,790
What is that?

264
00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,926
Do you seriously
not know what this is?

265
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,028
No more plastic in
the workplace; I wrote a memo.

266
00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,696
Oh, right, right.
Now I remember that memo.

267
00:09:17,698 --> 00:09:19,731
I, uh, I stuffed it
in a plastic jug,

268
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,248
and then I threw it
in the gutter.

269
00:09:21,272 --> 00:09:22,235
Very funny.

270
00:09:22,236 --> 00:09:24,103
Unhand that bottle.

271
00:09:28,409 --> 00:09:31,310
Are you happy now?

272
00:09:31,312 --> 00:09:33,545
Can the children fight later?

273
00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:35,681
We have work to do.

274
00:09:42,857 --> 00:09:45,157
Okay.

275
00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:47,893
- Yeah, we're in the lab.
- The clean room

276
00:09:47,895 --> 00:09:49,294
is super cool.

277
00:09:49,296 --> 00:09:50,562
Four hours starts now.

278
00:09:51,432 --> 00:09:53,632
Okay. Have fun down there.

279
00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,601
So, uh, the clean
room is fitted

280
00:09:55,603 --> 00:09:57,703
with directed,
high-pressurized nozzles

281
00:09:57,705 --> 00:10:00,272
that blow out a proprietary
hydrogen-nitrogen mixture

282
00:10:00,274 --> 00:10:02,040
that'll purify you
and your clothing.

283
00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:04,009
It's a little, uh...

284
00:10:04,011 --> 00:10:05,544
...it's a little abrasive.

285
00:10:05,546 --> 00:10:06,745
But, uh, necessary--

286
00:10:06,747 --> 00:10:08,247
so you don't bring
contaminants into the lab.

287
00:10:08,249 --> 00:10:10,249
And I'm turning on the system.

288
00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,019
Hold on.
These industrial blowers

289
00:10:14,021 --> 00:10:17,523
will knock the boogers
out of your nose.

290
00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:32,638
Okay. You are
completely purified.

291
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:37,342
We have to get that
for the garage.

292
00:10:39,647 --> 00:10:40,946
Are you kidding me?

293
00:10:40,948 --> 00:10:43,382
I'm drinking purified
purified water.

294
00:10:43,384 --> 00:10:44,816
That's living, Sly.

295
00:10:48,789 --> 00:10:50,255
I can't believe
we're actually here.

296
00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:52,658
Every piece of equipment
is state-of-the-art.

297
00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:55,494
"Prairie Dogs
Under Observation."

298
00:10:55,496 --> 00:10:57,196
Ugh. Prairie dogs?

299
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,097
Disgusting dirt dwellers.

300
00:10:59,099 --> 00:11:01,133
That must be how the scientists
analyze the effects

301
00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:02,434
of pressure on cognition,

302
00:11:02,436 --> 00:11:05,270
'cause prairie dogs are
naturally burrowing creatures,

303
00:11:05,272 --> 00:11:07,005
so they might have ways
of reacting

304
00:11:07,007 --> 00:11:08,707
to increased pressure
that we don't know about.

305
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,444
Like being unable to
make basic decisions.

306
00:11:12,446 --> 00:11:15,414
That's uncalled for.

307
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,022
The argon tank.

308
00:11:24,024 --> 00:11:26,258
It's everything
I've ever dreamed.

309
00:11:28,762 --> 00:11:30,229
I'll check the photosensors

310
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,231
while you guys handle
the monitors.

311
00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:41,139
Man, think about what
they're doing down here.

312
00:11:41,141 --> 00:11:42,341
It's amazing.

313
00:11:42,343 --> 00:11:44,676
Four percent of the universe

314
00:11:44,678 --> 00:11:46,745
is matter as we understand it.

315
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,715
26% is dark matter
and 70% is dark energy,

316
00:11:49,717 --> 00:11:51,450
both of which we know
bupkis about.

317
00:11:51,452 --> 00:11:54,152
That means that if we
learned everything

318
00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:56,288
in the current encyclopedia
of human knowledge,

319
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:58,657
we'd still only comprehend
four percent of the universe.

320
00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:00,559
Which means you'd only know
about one percent.

321
00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:01,927
Lowest Scorpion IQ and all.

322
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,462
That's unconfirmed.

323
00:12:03,464 --> 00:12:05,697
Okay, computers are up
and running.

324
00:12:05,699 --> 00:12:07,833
Keep an eye on the timer.

325
00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:09,735
We have three hours
and 48 minutes

326
00:12:09,737 --> 00:12:12,271
until our brains stop
working at full capacity.

327
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,807
This is super cool.

328
00:12:15,809 --> 00:12:18,143
I bet Paige and Cabe are
on the edge of their seats.

329
00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:20,345
Okay.

330
00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:23,015
Celebrities names
who are also food.

331
00:12:23,017 --> 00:12:25,117
Sugar Ray Leonard.

332
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,551
Kevin Bacon.

333
00:12:26,553 --> 00:12:27,786
Chuck Connors.

334
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,087
How's that food?

335
00:12:29,089 --> 00:12:30,889
Ground chuck, it's meat.

336
00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:32,858
Who calls meat "chuck" anymore?

337
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,793
I do. It's valid. Go.

338
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:35,727
Ice Cube.

339
00:12:35,729 --> 00:12:36,795
Ice is frozen water.

340
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:37,829
Invalid.

341
00:12:37,831 --> 00:12:39,431
He's right.
Not a food.

342
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,768
Ugh. How long have we been
doing this?

343
00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,670
40 minutes.

344
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,338
Feels like 40 hours.

345
00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:53,545
Just giving the diagnostic
results a perusal.

346
00:12:53,547 --> 00:12:55,981
Oh, we're wrapped already?
The four hours

347
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,183
went by that quickly.
You want to see this.

348
00:12:58,185 --> 00:13:01,653
Look at the rise of
the photoelectron integral.

349
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,988
Toby, check this out.

350
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,991
Guys, you seeing this?

351
00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:10,062
Uh, yeah.
Cabe can't see anything,

352
00:13:10,064 --> 00:13:12,097
He's literally passed out
from boredom.

353
00:13:12,099 --> 00:13:13,498
Well, ignoring
the fact that you used

354
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,334
"literally" incorrectly,
because he fell asleep

355
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,835
rather than "passed out,"

356
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,370
can you let Raja take a look
at this?

357
00:13:18,372 --> 00:13:19,638
No, I see it,
I see it.

358
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,306
The argon ball responded
accurately to the californium,

359
00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:23,475
which-which-which means
a valid detector.

360
00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:25,377
We... We found WIMPs.

361
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:26,745
Our-our discovery
is verified.

362
00:13:28,716 --> 00:13:30,315
Thank you. Thank you.

363
00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:32,551
Yes!

364
00:13:33,787 --> 00:13:35,354
What's goin' on?

365
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,489
Just, uh, nerds getting rowdy.

366
00:13:37,491 --> 00:13:38,824
We're heading topside.

367
00:13:38,826 --> 00:13:40,792
Make it snappy. You're
over the four hour limit.

368
00:13:40,794 --> 00:13:42,828
You don't wanna get daffy
down there.

369
00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,196
Oh, come on. We haven't
even checked out

370
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,731
the particle collider yet.

371
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,299
When are we ever
gonna be back here?

372
00:13:47,301 --> 00:13:48,700
You know, the four-hour
limit applies

373
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,935
to people with normal brains.

374
00:13:49,937 --> 00:13:51,703
We're geniuses, even Toby,

375
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,239
so I'm sure that we can stay
down a little bit longer

376
00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:55,841
without any adverse effects.

377
00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:57,209
Let's do it.

378
00:13:57,211 --> 00:14:00,145
Oh, 9,000 feet underground,
suddenly Sly's a rebel.

379
00:14:00,147 --> 00:14:01,713
Okay, we won't stay for long!

380
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,783
We'll be back up with your test
results soon, Raja, promise.

381
00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:06,451
Is this okay?

382
00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,053
Hmm? Yeah, I suppose
it's all right.

383
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,688
It's just a, it's just
a few minutes.

384
00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:14,126
Oh.

385
00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:16,361
What a beauty.

386
00:14:16,363 --> 00:14:19,264
And it's only operating
at 50% capacity.

387
00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:22,701
Its particles accelerate to
15 tera electron volts.

388
00:14:22,703 --> 00:14:24,236
An electronic
feedback mechanism

389
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,239
prevents it from reaching
its full capacity of 30,

390
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,641
which could validate
a specific class

391
00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:31,643
of supersymmetry theories,

392
00:14:31,645 --> 00:14:32,944
better helping us understand

393
00:14:32,946 --> 00:14:36,615
the fabric of matter
and energy themselves.

394
00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:39,851
There's also
a small chance that...

395
00:14:39,853 --> 00:14:41,987
that particles colliding
with that much energy

396
00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:43,388
would create a black hole

397
00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:44,823
that'll swallow up
our whole solar system.

398
00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:46,158
How small a chance?

399
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,993
No one knows.

400
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,995
It's like a game of
proton roulette.

401
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:52,464
Roulette's odds are 37 to one;
these are far greater.

402
00:14:52,466 --> 00:14:53,965
That was a terrible analogy.

403
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,100
Toby, are you okay?

404
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,368
Yep, yeah.

405
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:59,037
It's all good in
the neighborhood, my man.

406
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:00,572
Okay, maybe we should
get out now.

407
00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:03,074
Good idea.

408
00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:07,746
I was reading a book on
antigravity the other day

409
00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:09,314
and I couldn't
put it down.

410
00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:11,550
That's my joke
from my stand-up.

411
00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:12,717
You're really funny.

412
00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:14,085
I have the gift.

413
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,921
What the hell was that?

414
00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:18,123
It's the nozzle to one of
the hydrogen gas tanks.

415
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,524
It popped off.

416
00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:20,959
It's leaking out
flammable hydrogen.

417
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,928
If we don't find a fix quick,
this joint's gonna blow up.

418
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:24,996
I'll shut it down with one of
the electrical backups.

419
00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:26,298
Well, how did this happen?

420
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,533
Nozzles aren't
supposed to pop off.

421
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,039
Guessing that's how.

422
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,273
A prairie dog.

423
00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:36,942
Told you they were
wretched animals.

424
00:15:36,944 --> 00:15:38,310
That must've escaped
from the cage,

425
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,511
and messed with
the wiring.

426
00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:41,847
Th-That increased the
pressure in the tanks.

427
00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:43,582
The little guy did
extensive damage.

428
00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:45,951
Luckily, I'm here,
so I can stop it.

429
00:15:45,953 --> 00:15:47,919
You guys are four hours
30 minutes underground.

430
00:15:47,921 --> 00:15:50,021
You're gonna start losing IQ
points, if you're not already.

431
00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:51,223
You sure you're
up for this?

432
00:15:51,225 --> 00:15:52,791
Of course I am. In fact...

433
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,392
Aha, I already did it.

434
00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:56,695
That seems a little bit
too fast, son.

435
00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:58,163
Uh, Walt,

436
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,232
you didn't fix crap;
the hydrogen's still leaking.

437
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:01,566
Huh?

438
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,735
Oh, boy.

439
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:07,305
The green indicator light from
the particle collider room.

440
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:08,807
Indicating what?

441
00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:10,375
Indicating that the collider's
been activated

442
00:16:10,377 --> 00:16:11,710
to reach full capacity.

443
00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:14,846
Walter, whatever you did
to the electronic system

444
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,748
didn't shut down
the hydrogen.

445
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,284
It stepped on
the collider's gas pedal.

446
00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:21,353
Does that mean it's gonna create
a black hole?

447
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:25,590
Maybe. Or maybe it'll just
explode and kill us.

448
00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:27,425
Well, I don't make mistakes.

449
00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:29,094
My mental state
must be impaired.

450
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:30,595
How do you walk around
like this?

451
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,897
You're insulting me?

452
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,865
Walt, you just started
a chain reaction

453
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,700
that could destroy
the space-time continuum,

454
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:37,302
and then Keanu Reeves
and the other guy

455
00:16:37,304 --> 00:16:38,837
are gonna pop out of
that phone booth.

456
00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:40,105
Who?

457
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:41,907
Our only way out is through
a room filled

458
00:16:41,909 --> 00:16:44,543
with hydrogen gas and
flammable disinfectants.

459
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,178
Tiniest friction created
by opening the door

460
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,548
could cause a huge
gas explosion.

461
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:54,686
I'm sorry.

462
00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:57,622
She said "huge gas explosion."

463
00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:03,895
Why are geniuses laughing

464
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,297
at a fart joke
when they're about to die?

465
00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:08,600
'Cause they're not
geniuses anymore...

466
00:17:08,602 --> 00:17:10,769
they're idiots.

467
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:15,638
? Scorpion 4x17 ?
Dumbster Fire

468
00:17:15,662 --> 00:17:22,562
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

469
00:17:23,731 --> 00:17:25,598
We've never left anyone
underground long enough

470
00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,832
to witness effects like this.

471
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,865
They're not fully "idiots"
like you say,

472
00:17:28,866 --> 00:17:30,332
but they are rapidly approaching

473
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:31,700
average intelligence.

474
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,068
And every minute, it's gonna get
harder and harder

475
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,069
for them to fix their situation.

476
00:17:34,071 --> 00:17:35,163
Guys, snap out of it.

477
00:17:35,164 --> 00:17:36,831
Walter, can't you undo
what you did with the wires

478
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,633
to stop the collider?

479
00:17:38,635 --> 00:17:40,101
Okay, my intellect's been
compromised, but I have further

480
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:42,069
to fall since I'm coming all
the way down from 197.

481
00:17:42,071 --> 00:17:43,271
So I can give it a crack.

482
00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:45,406
No. He can't risk
messing with those wires

483
00:17:45,408 --> 00:17:46,774
in case he makes
things more bad.

484
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,442
You mean "worse"?

485
00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:50,344
Walt, do you have
a plan or not?

486
00:17:50,346 --> 00:17:51,712
Yes. Two, actually.

487
00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,547
While we still
retain some of our faculties,

488
00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,416
Sly and I will work to hack

489
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,318
into the particle
collider to shut down

490
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,054
the superconducting magnets, so
then stopping the acceleration

491
00:18:00,056 --> 00:18:01,856
from the protons
into the plasma.

492
00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,958
Um, sounds good.

493
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,826
Okay, what's plan number two?

494
00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:07,194
Number two.

495
00:18:09,399 --> 00:18:10,965
Okay, seriously now.

496
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,134
There is a button
at the other end

497
00:18:13,136 --> 00:18:14,835
of the clean room

498
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:17,505
uh, that opens the door
to the mine shaft.

499
00:18:17,507 --> 00:18:19,407
Now, uh, we can use that
to vent out

500
00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:22,176
the flammable hydrogen that way,

501
00:18:22,178 --> 00:18:25,813
but we need a way
to push the button.

502
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,915
Oh. The purification jets.

503
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,918
Oh, if they can blow the
boogers out of your nose,

504
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,353
they can depress the button.

505
00:18:32,355 --> 00:18:34,088
Okay, but the joystick controls
will be hard to move.

506
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,423
There's no servo motor.

507
00:18:35,425 --> 00:18:37,525
It'll be like driving a car
without power steering.

508
00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:39,894
Okay, Cabe and Paige, you'll
need to rip the roof off

509
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:42,563
the elevator shack
so the hydrogen can travel up,

510
00:18:42,565 --> 00:18:45,166
and escape safely
into the atmosphere. Let's go.

511
00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:48,336
Can we knock off
the roof supports?

512
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:50,905
That'll collapse the roof
on the shaft, and it's too heavy

513
00:18:50,907 --> 00:18:52,907
to lift by hand.
Well, let's not do it by hand at all.

514
00:18:52,909 --> 00:18:56,811
Let's secure the roof to the SUV
and rip it right out.

515
00:18:56,813 --> 00:18:58,045
Yeah, here. These work?

516
00:18:58,047 --> 00:18:59,580
Yes. We can use
mine cables.

517
00:18:59,582 --> 00:19:01,082
Let's go. Let's go!

518
00:19:01,084 --> 00:19:02,883
Okay, you see the button?

519
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,485
Uh, you redirect
those two airstreams,

520
00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:05,586
I'll redirect these two.

521
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:08,122
Sounds good.
Gloves on.

522
00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:10,224
And go.

523
00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:16,797
Huh. These controls
aren't hard to move.

524
00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:18,032
Raja's a weakling.

525
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,401
Actually, the
pressure down here

526
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:23,070
is pushing toxins
into our hebogoblin.

527
00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:24,171
Uh, it's "hemogiblin."

528
00:19:24,173 --> 00:19:26,207
It's also pushing oxygen

529
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:28,075
into our muscles,
making them more powerful,

530
00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:30,611
so we're stupid,
but we're strong.

531
00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:33,214
Oh, man, we're
becoming dumb jocks.

532
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,515
Thanks for the root beer.

533
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:36,016
Conference has been
great so far.

534
00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:37,918
Wait for the inert
gas demonstration

535
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,153
after intermission.

536
00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:40,788
I hear it's a game-changer.

537
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:41,956
Cool.

538
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,124
Always up for
a new experience.

539
00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:44,658
Sylvester taught me that.

540
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:47,194
He said "gaining knowledge
is the embedded stone

541
00:19:47,196 --> 00:19:48,829
in the pathway
to enlightenment."

542
00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:50,531
He did?

543
00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:53,267
Didn't peg him as a philosopher.

544
00:19:53,269 --> 00:19:55,736
Philosopher, calculator,
he can do it all.

545
00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:57,238
I'm not that well-rounded.

546
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,807
Chemistry is my one and only
wheelhouse.

547
00:19:59,809 --> 00:20:01,442
Mmm, right, but based on what

548
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:03,577
you gravitated to in the
conference, your main interest

549
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:06,347
is in particle flocculation
and coagulation.

550
00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:09,517
Wow. Yes, that's correct.

551
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:12,153
How are you so familiar with
that area of research?

552
00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:13,487
From Scorpion.

553
00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:15,456
They're the smartest team
of people in the world.

554
00:20:18,361 --> 00:20:19,627
Can you let me...
Please.

555
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:20,995
- If I...
- Let me in, please. - Thank you.

556
00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:22,630
Oh, it's a scorcher in here.

557
00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:23,831
It's only gonna get worse.

558
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:26,200
Not if we can stop
the electromagnet

559
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,768
from powering up and giving
the thingies enough energy.

560
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,504
Thingies?
I think my intelligence quadrant

561
00:20:30,506 --> 00:20:32,573
is dropping faster
than anticipated.

562
00:20:32,575 --> 00:20:35,075
Intelligence quotient.

563
00:20:35,878 --> 00:20:37,645
Step aside.
I'll handle this.

564
00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:43,684
We're shut out.

565
00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:44,919
What?

566
00:20:44,921 --> 00:20:46,387
I couldn't figure out
how to hack in,

567
00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:47,922
but the collider thinks
we're tampering with it,

568
00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:49,490
so it shut us out permanently.

569
00:20:49,492 --> 00:20:51,158
There's no way to stop
the magnets

570
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,359
from heating up the plasma.

571
00:20:52,361 --> 00:20:53,828
Stop thinking you can do
genius stuff.

572
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,262
You're like me and Cabe now.

573
00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:57,465
This thing's gonna blow.
It already blows.

574
00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:58,766
Our whole trip to the
accelerator's ruined.

575
00:20:58,768 --> 00:21:00,234
No. I mean it's gonna explode!

576
00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:01,535
- Oh.
- No, it isn't.

577
00:21:01,537 --> 00:21:02,736
We're gonna get you
all to the surface,

578
00:21:02,738 --> 00:21:03,938
put some genius back
in your brains,

579
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,460
and you're gonna
figure out a solution!

580
00:21:09,045 --> 00:21:12,079
Let's get Dumb and Dumber down
there back to Smart and Smarter!

581
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:16,417
Gun it!

582
00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:25,759
All right, my airstreams are
pointing right at the button.

583
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:28,496
Me, too.

584
00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:29,897
How come it's not depressing?

585
00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:31,866
It's incredibly depressing.
We're about to die.

586
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:33,767
- I meant the button.
- Because

587
00:21:33,769 --> 00:21:35,269
the damn broken hydrogen line

588
00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:38,005
has reduced the damn pressure
coming out of the damn nozzle.

589
00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:40,207
Man, it's annoying
being smarter than them.

590
00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:41,609
He's right.

591
00:21:41,611 --> 00:21:43,310
The blower alone
won't do it.

592
00:21:43,312 --> 00:21:45,379
Oh, I'm feeling a lot
of anxiety right now.

593
00:21:45,381 --> 00:21:47,414
I don't like being stupid
like Cabe and Paige.

594
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:48,319
Thanks a lot.

595
00:21:48,343 --> 00:21:50,018
I don't like not knowing
how to solve things.

596
00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,852
I can't imagine
living a life like this.

597
00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,821
It's like they don't even
know we're listening.

598
00:21:53,823 --> 00:21:55,689
Truth be told, I kind of dig it.

599
00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:58,292
I don't have a lot of thoughts
racing through my head,

600
00:21:58,294 --> 00:21:59,560
my worries are fading.

601
00:21:59,562 --> 00:22:01,495
I just got
to figure out one thing--

602
00:22:01,497 --> 00:22:04,565
how to press a stupid button.

603
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:05,766
The water bottle.

604
00:22:05,768 --> 00:22:09,603
If we toss this up
into the air current,

605
00:22:09,605 --> 00:22:12,706
the force of the blower will
slam it into the button.

606
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,727
You sure?

607
00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:16,154
Well, you got a problem with me
being decisive now? Just do it.

608
00:22:16,178 --> 00:22:18,012
Such a simple solution,
you probably

609
00:22:18,014 --> 00:22:20,681
wouldn't have come up with it
if you could think non-simply.

610
00:22:20,683 --> 00:22:25,119
That's it. A simple solution
involving a water bottle.

611
00:22:25,121 --> 00:22:28,255
I just found out how I'm going
to solve my plastics problem.

612
00:22:28,257 --> 00:22:30,324
Okay, shut up and let me focus!

613
00:22:34,530 --> 00:22:36,997
Whoa! It worked.

614
00:22:36,999 --> 00:22:39,833
Ah, give me some!

615
00:22:39,835 --> 00:22:41,535
Okay. Sunlight's
hitting the mine shaft.

616
00:22:41,537 --> 00:22:43,304
Yeah, there's clear
access to the outside.

617
00:22:43,306 --> 00:22:45,239
That hydrogen's gonna
fill up that shaft soon.

618
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:47,575
What is... that?

619
00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:49,877
Ugh. Guys,

620
00:22:49,879 --> 00:22:51,412
it looks like the
water bottle's

621
00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:53,347
lighting the elevator
certificate on fire.

622
00:22:53,349 --> 00:22:54,915
So? They can get a new one.

623
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:59,086
Mine shaft is full of flammable
hydrogen, you dumb son of a...

624
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,659
Awesome!

625
00:23:05,661 --> 00:23:07,595
No-look high-five.

626
00:23:07,597 --> 00:23:09,663
I said no-look high-five.

627
00:23:09,665 --> 00:23:12,099
Oh. Husband?

628
00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:14,802
Um, he's not moving.

629
00:23:14,804 --> 00:23:17,204
I feel like I normally
say something here.

630
00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:18,472
Not good.

631
00:23:18,474 --> 00:23:19,707
Yup, that's it.

632
00:23:20,409 --> 00:23:21,976
Uh, he's unconscious!

633
00:23:21,978 --> 00:23:24,612
Uh... pressure.

634
00:23:24,614 --> 00:23:26,880
It's a... pressure thing.

635
00:23:26,882 --> 00:23:28,315
Toby said it earlier.

636
00:23:28,317 --> 00:23:30,250
Toxins in the blood affect
neural pathways.

637
00:23:30,252 --> 00:23:31,352
Huh?

638
00:23:31,354 --> 00:23:33,187
- He has gunk in his brain!
- Guys?

639
00:23:33,189 --> 00:23:35,122
Guys, listen to me.

640
00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,557
You have maybe ten minutes

641
00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:38,559
to get Dr. Curtis out
of there before there is

642
00:23:38,561 --> 00:23:41,695
a nitrogen overload in
his bloodstream, and he dies.

643
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:50,768
Okay, you heard Roger.

644
00:23:50,769 --> 00:23:51,440
Raja.

645
00:23:51,441 --> 00:23:52,741
Yes. You heard him.

646
00:23:52,743 --> 00:23:53,942
We need to get Toby
out of here right now.

647
00:23:53,944 --> 00:23:55,729
A fireball just
asploded the elevator!

648
00:23:55,829 --> 00:23:57,195
I know another way
out of the lab.

649
00:23:57,197 --> 00:23:58,964
There is a mine shaft
30 feet above the lab entrance.

650
00:23:58,966 --> 00:24:01,033
If I can get my liaison
at the mine to open it up,

651
00:24:01,035 --> 00:24:03,035
we can lower a rope to your team
and help 'em escape.

652
00:24:04,672 --> 00:24:06,204
Uh-oh.

653
00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:07,773
What does yellow mean?

654
00:24:07,775 --> 00:24:09,341
Slow down?

655
00:24:09,343 --> 00:24:12,277
Uh, the plasma went
into the spirally, uh, things.

656
00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:14,546
You mean
the supercharging coils.

657
00:24:14,548 --> 00:24:17,449
Bullets are in the gun, and
the hammer's being pulled back.

658
00:24:17,451 --> 00:24:19,084
Um...

659
00:24:19,086 --> 00:24:21,620
you have eight minutes before
the plasma enters the collider,

660
00:24:21,622 --> 00:24:24,356
the particles hit,
and we might, theoretically,

661
00:24:24,358 --> 00:24:26,925
experience the destruction
of our solar system.

662
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:28,927
I don't care
about theories!

663
00:24:28,929 --> 00:24:32,364
I care about the reality of an
asplosion that kills all of us!

664
00:24:32,366 --> 00:24:34,232
It's all the more reason
to get our guys out of there.

665
00:24:34,234 --> 00:24:37,169
And you go get
that mine liaison. Now!

666
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,670
Yup.

667
00:24:38,672 --> 00:24:42,240
We really need to deal
with the collider, right?

668
00:24:42,242 --> 00:24:45,444
We can't! Look at us! We're
getting dumber by the minute!

669
00:24:45,446 --> 00:24:48,046
Okay, as the more
smarter person here,

670
00:24:48,048 --> 00:24:51,817
we need to figure out a way
to get me to the surface

671
00:24:51,819 --> 00:24:53,585
so that I will be
at normal pressure,

672
00:24:53,587 --> 00:24:56,354
I can be a genius again,
and I will solve this.

673
00:24:56,356 --> 00:24:58,724
Great idea.

674
00:24:58,726 --> 00:25:00,292
But...

675
00:25:00,294 --> 00:25:02,961
Won't he die if we don't
deal with him first?

676
00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:04,229
Crap!

677
00:25:04,231 --> 00:25:05,931
Besides, we can't get
to the surface

678
00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:07,399
until Roger comes
with his friend.

679
00:25:07,401 --> 00:25:09,367
Raja.
Right.

680
00:25:09,369 --> 00:25:10,902
Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
He doesn't need a surface.

681
00:25:10,904 --> 00:25:11,770
He needs a vacuum.

682
00:25:11,772 --> 00:25:13,638
Much as I hate to say it,

683
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,307
can you spell that out?

684
00:25:15,309 --> 00:25:16,675
Pressure caused Toby
to pass out.

685
00:25:16,677 --> 00:25:18,276
The least pressure possible
is a vacuum.

686
00:25:18,278 --> 00:25:20,278
I vacuum-seal leftovers for
me and Ralph all the time.

687
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,516
You need to vacuum-seal
Doc's head to get rid of the

688
00:25:24,518 --> 00:25:26,485
pressure that's pushing
the toxins into his brain.

689
00:25:26,487 --> 00:25:28,487
That is a smart idea, Paige.

690
00:25:28,489 --> 00:25:31,790
Thank you... Walter.

691
00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:34,826
Stop wasting time
and shrink-wrap that shrink now!

692
00:25:34,828 --> 00:25:37,162
Walt, Walt, I know
you're foggy, but this is

693
00:25:37,164 --> 00:25:38,463
a rudimentary project.

694
00:25:38,465 --> 00:25:40,532
You don't need to be a genius
to pull it off.

695
00:25:40,534 --> 00:25:42,734
You just need to focus
on the basic tenants of science,

696
00:25:42,736 --> 00:25:43,902
and you'll figure it out.

697
00:25:43,904 --> 00:25:45,737
Okay, but I could...

698
00:25:45,739 --> 00:25:48,206
I could really do with you
holding my hand through it.

699
00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:50,008
I could use a teammate?

700
00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:52,711
Wow. You've never asked me to...

701
00:25:52,713 --> 00:25:55,480
to work on something technical
before.

702
00:25:55,482 --> 00:25:57,983
But why? You're so smart.

703
00:25:57,985 --> 00:26:02,287
Okay. Well, my-my food sealer
has a-a vacuum pump.

704
00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:03,655
You need to find

705
00:26:03,657 --> 00:26:05,490
something like
that in there.

706
00:26:05,492 --> 00:26:07,659
Okay, the, uh, argon room

707
00:26:07,661 --> 00:26:09,928
has a vacuum pump
to purify the ball.

708
00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:11,763
It's a mobile device
we can use for suction.

709
00:26:11,765 --> 00:26:13,865
My leftovers get sucked
up tight in plastic wrap.

710
00:26:13,867 --> 00:26:15,700
Is there anything in there
like that?

711
00:26:15,702 --> 00:26:18,403
Uh, yeah, the, uh,
cellophane in this equipment.

712
00:26:20,841 --> 00:26:23,074
Here. Keep it over here. Sly?

713
00:26:24,444 --> 00:26:26,011
All right.

714
00:26:26,013 --> 00:26:28,547
Okay, vacuum's in position.
Start wrapping.

715
00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:30,348
Um...

716
00:26:32,686 --> 00:26:35,587
? My name's Sylvester,
saving Toby's my goal ?

717
00:26:35,589 --> 00:26:38,423
? We better do it fast,
there might be a black hole. ?

718
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,627
He meant wrapping cellophane,
moron.

719
00:26:44,163 --> 00:26:45,534
We'll time this together.

720
00:26:45,535 --> 00:26:48,035
As soon as Toby
is fully wrapped,

721
00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:49,670
I'll hold my breath, too.

722
00:26:49,672 --> 00:26:52,273
When I gasp for air,
you uncover him.

723
00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:53,808
Great.

724
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:57,278
You know, Paige,
I know I'm impaired,

725
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,246
but I'm still lucid enough
to know

726
00:26:59,248 --> 00:27:02,178
that you're simplifying things
for me so that I can follow.

727
00:27:02,179 --> 00:27:05,214
And I thought that was a way
to dumb oneself down.

728
00:27:05,216 --> 00:27:09,418
But, actually, it's a way to be
more effective in communication.

729
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:10,919
Thank you.

730
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:11,987
You're welcome, Walter.

731
00:27:11,989 --> 00:27:13,422
You know,

732
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:16,091
it feels really good to express
one's self openly like this.

733
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,795
I feel like,
now that my IQ's out of the way,

734
00:27:19,797 --> 00:27:20,963
my EQ can flourish.

735
00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:23,098
If this is what
it's like to be you,

736
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,567
I'm a tad envious.

737
00:27:25,569 --> 00:27:27,936
Who the hell is this guy?

738
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,873
Maybe dopey Walter isn't so bad.

739
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:32,941
Hurry! We only have 4.5 minutes
until the plasma is launched,

740
00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:34,776
and the world collapses
in on itself.

741
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,645
Maybe.

742
00:27:36,647 --> 00:27:38,146
Happy, you ready?

743
00:27:38,148 --> 00:27:39,248
Flip the switch!

744
00:27:41,986 --> 00:27:43,385
All right.

745
00:27:43,387 --> 00:27:44,386
Paige is holding her breath.

746
00:27:45,856 --> 00:27:47,322
Oh, this looks
like a horror movie.

747
00:27:47,324 --> 00:27:49,791
Looks like a side
of Grade A Chuck.

748
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,661
See? Other people say "chuck".

749
00:27:52,663 --> 00:27:55,597
You know, Chuck's
a strange nickname.

750
00:27:55,599 --> 00:27:56,932
It's not really
born of Charles.

751
00:27:56,934 --> 00:27:59,101
It's not like "Will"

752
00:27:59,103 --> 00:28:01,537
for "William"
or "Mike" for "Michael."

753
00:28:01,539 --> 00:28:04,573
I mean, how is "Jack"
a nickname for "John"?

754
00:28:04,575 --> 00:28:06,508
Not even shorter.

755
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:08,944
Or "Peg" is "Margaret."
What the hell is that?

756
00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:10,846
Good Lord, they're stupid.

757
00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:15,317
All right.

758
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,285
Time's up! Unwrap him!

759
00:28:16,287 --> 00:28:19,354
Toby?

760
00:28:19,356 --> 00:28:20,522
How do you feel?

761
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,090
Like Freud and Jung
had an all-out fisticuffs

762
00:28:22,092 --> 00:28:23,258
in my cerebellum.

763
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,463
What, are you laughing
at one of my jokes?

764
00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:30,832
I don't know what that means,
but you're super funny.

765
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,968
I'm never leaving this lab.

766
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:34,870
Well, you're going
to help us leave, at least,

767
00:28:34,872 --> 00:28:36,071
because if my calculations
are correct,

768
00:28:36,073 --> 00:28:38,740
we have three minutes
and two seconds

769
00:28:38,742 --> 00:28:40,576
until the plasma is launched.

770
00:28:40,578 --> 00:28:43,445
I was wrong.
My calculations were off.

771
00:28:43,447 --> 00:28:44,646
We have zero seconds.

772
00:28:44,648 --> 00:28:46,882
I can't figure out
how this all plays out.

773
00:28:46,884 --> 00:28:49,151
Well, here's how it goes.

774
00:28:49,153 --> 00:28:52,054
Supercharged particles are
rocketing in opposite directions

775
00:28:52,056 --> 00:28:54,156
around the particle collider,
and at any minute,

776
00:28:54,158 --> 00:28:56,325
they might smash
into each other, possibly

777
00:28:56,327 --> 00:28:58,093
destroying the universe
as we know it, but

778
00:28:58,095 --> 00:28:59,428
definitely blowing
our butts off.

779
00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:02,197
Wow. Thank you for breaking
this down. This is bad.

780
00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:04,032
No! No!

781
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,701
This is great!

782
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,269
How the hell is this great?

783
00:29:07,271 --> 00:29:09,705
'Cause I'm the smartest one
on the team.

784
00:29:10,507 --> 00:29:12,374
Now you're the Tobys!

785
00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:22,302
Yes, you're smart again.
That was the plan

786
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:24,304
so you could save us,
not so you could gloat.

787
00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:26,840
I can do both.
Quiet, dummy. Let me think.

788
00:29:26,842 --> 00:29:28,041
Okay.

789
00:29:28,043 --> 00:29:29,843
I got it.
You remember earlier

790
00:29:29,845 --> 00:29:32,346
when Sly was saying
how all this was super cool?

791
00:29:32,348 --> 00:29:34,047
Well, he's right.

792
00:29:34,049 --> 00:29:36,216
That argon in the WIMP detector
is stored at

793
00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:37,751
190 degrees below freezing.

794
00:29:37,753 --> 00:29:40,988
That's literally super cool,
and the collider is super hot.

795
00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:43,824
Cool... hot.

796
00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:45,525
Following.

797
00:29:45,527 --> 00:29:48,195
Mm-hmm, so if we can get
the argon to the collider,

798
00:29:48,197 --> 00:29:51,498
it'll super-cool the plasma
so the ions can no longer travel

799
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,334
at a high energy,
thus eliminating their ability

800
00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:57,604
to form any kind
of explosion upon collision.

801
00:29:59,441 --> 00:30:02,142
Now I'm as lost
as Macaulay Culkin in New York.

802
00:30:02,144 --> 00:30:03,210
Who?

803
00:30:03,212 --> 00:30:04,411
Home Alone 2.

804
00:30:04,413 --> 00:30:05,612
I love that movie.

805
00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:07,247
I know, right?
Good as the original.

806
00:30:07,249 --> 00:30:09,383
Guys! Zip it, meatheads!
We gotta turn that

807
00:30:09,385 --> 00:30:10,917
argon ball into a big juice box.

808
00:30:10,919 --> 00:30:12,819
So we're gonna
puncture it

809
00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,422
with the empty hydrogen pipes,
and then steer freezing liquid

810
00:30:15,423 --> 00:30:17,723
argon through the piping system
into the collider room.

811
00:30:17,725 --> 00:30:19,858
Okay, we're gonna need
schematics

812
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,760
for this wackadoo plan to work.

813
00:30:21,762 --> 00:30:23,462
Give me ten seconds.

814
00:30:37,111 --> 00:30:39,445
I'll print the schematics.

815
00:30:40,481 --> 00:30:42,481
Okay, Walt, grab a handsaw

816
00:30:42,483 --> 00:30:44,883
and then climb up the pipe
in the collider room.

817
00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:47,252
Cut it so it drops
toward the collider.

818
00:30:47,254 --> 00:30:49,021
The supply closet's
out there to your left.

819
00:30:49,023 --> 00:30:50,122
Copy that.

820
00:30:53,027 --> 00:30:54,126
Your other left!

821
00:30:54,128 --> 00:30:55,694
Sly, you see all

822
00:30:55,696 --> 00:30:57,930
the wheels along where
the pipe branches off?

823
00:30:57,932 --> 00:30:59,565
Those are baffles. You need

824
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:01,367
to turn them off at
every pipe except the ones

825
00:31:01,369 --> 00:31:03,135
that go to the
collider room.

826
00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:04,970
Happy, you're with me.

827
00:31:04,972 --> 00:31:06,438
Whatever you say,
Professor.

828
00:31:13,314 --> 00:31:15,781
I can't get in! The door must
have locked automatically

829
00:31:15,783 --> 00:31:18,550
once the plasma was launched.
We're screwed!

830
00:31:20,388 --> 00:31:21,587
Pull!

831
00:31:23,224 --> 00:31:25,457
Oh, okay.

832
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:30,963
Yep, collider's
at 100% capacity.

833
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:37,302
How's it going, Walt?

834
00:31:37,304 --> 00:31:39,805
Argon river about to flow?

835
00:31:39,807 --> 00:31:42,941
Yeah, getting there.

836
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,710
You know,

837
00:31:44,712 --> 00:31:46,879
speaking of rivers,

838
00:31:46,881 --> 00:31:49,181
Paige, maybe we can listen

839
00:31:49,183 --> 00:31:52,317
to "Moon River" tonight
if we get out of this?

840
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,622
You can teach me
about the standards?

841
00:31:56,624 --> 00:31:58,957
Broaden my horizons a bit?

842
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,126
Really?

843
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,929
Um, okay.

844
00:32:03,931 --> 00:32:05,330
Redirecting
the hydrogen pipe now.

845
00:32:05,332 --> 00:32:06,832
Almost done.

846
00:32:06,834 --> 00:32:09,001
Okay, copy that. That was Raja.

847
00:32:09,003 --> 00:32:10,669
He's ten minutes out
with the miners.

848
00:32:11,806 --> 00:32:12,971
Ready to go here.

849
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,807
Sly, you finished?

850
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,475
Sly?

851
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:19,244
What's going on?

852
00:32:19,246 --> 00:32:22,081
He's nodding.
Sly, they can't hear a nod.

853
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,816
My "B."

854
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:25,651
I'm done.

855
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,686
Walter, status?

856
00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:29,121
I'll be done in two seconds.

857
00:32:29,123 --> 00:32:30,355
Release the argon.

858
00:32:30,357 --> 00:32:31,924
You sure we'll bust
through this thing?

859
00:32:31,926 --> 00:32:33,659
Yeah.
We're super strong, remember?

860
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,094
Let's do it.

861
00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:44,937
Walt, the force of the argon

862
00:32:44,939 --> 00:32:46,905
is gonna snap off the end
of that pipe,

863
00:32:46,907 --> 00:32:48,373
so make sure you get off

864
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,509
before you cut all the way through.
Huh?

865
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:54,012
Walter!

866
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,651
Oh!

867
00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:03,188
Guys!

868
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,891
A little help here?

869
00:33:06,727 --> 00:33:07,860
Oh, God. If he lets go,

870
00:33:07,862 --> 00:33:09,428
he's gonna get burned alive
by the collider.

871
00:33:09,430 --> 00:33:10,829
And if he holds on,
when the argon

872
00:33:10,831 --> 00:33:13,132
goes through that pipe,
he's gonna freeze to death.

873
00:33:25,619 --> 00:33:27,990
On our way, Walt.
Swing out.

874
00:33:27,991 --> 00:33:29,623
Try to land away
from the collider.

875
00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:31,625
I'm 25 feet in the air.

876
00:33:31,627 --> 00:33:32,927
I'll break my ankles,

877
00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:34,995
and I won't be able to run away
when the argon hits.

878
00:33:36,232 --> 00:33:37,331
Not if we catch you.

879
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,899
We're jocks now, remember?

880
00:33:38,901 --> 00:33:40,334
Use your super strength to swing

881
00:33:40,336 --> 00:33:42,002
like you're doing
a trapeze leap.

882
00:33:42,004 --> 00:33:43,537
How long until the argon
reaches him?

883
00:33:43,539 --> 00:33:45,973
There's your answer.

884
00:33:45,975 --> 00:33:47,174
Walter, the argon
is almost to you.

885
00:33:47,176 --> 00:33:48,275
You have to let go.

886
00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:49,443
We're not there yet!

887
00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:51,579
I can feel the pipe
getting colder.

888
00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:54,315
I have to jump.

889
00:34:05,995 --> 00:34:09,296
Oh, perfect ten, O'Brien.

890
00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:11,098
Much like your current IQ.

891
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:13,134
Let's boogie.

892
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:27,047
It's working.

893
00:34:33,389 --> 00:34:35,556
Well, we did it.

894
00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:45,533
Happy with yourself?

895
00:34:45,535 --> 00:34:48,402
Jerk.

896
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,039
There they are.

897
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:54,542
Nothing could be finer
than to be rescued by a miner.

898
00:34:54,544 --> 00:34:55,743
Good job, guys.

899
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,912
Hey, great job, smarty-pants.

900
00:34:59,649 --> 00:35:00,948
Good job.

901
00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:02,183
I'm sorry about your lab.

902
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,350
I blame the prairie dog.

903
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:04,885
No, no. Insurance
will cover the damage.

904
00:35:04,887 --> 00:35:06,353
Most important,
our research was proven,

905
00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:09,089
and we have the data
stored in our server up here.

906
00:35:09,091 --> 00:35:11,292
Thank you, Scorpion.

907
00:35:11,294 --> 00:35:13,060
- I'm glad you guys are safe.
- More importantly,

908
00:35:13,062 --> 00:35:14,361
we're smart again.

909
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:16,130
Pi to the 35th digit:

910
00:35:16,132 --> 00:35:18,766
3.141592....

911
00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:20,834
...65358979...

912
00:35:20,836 --> 00:35:22,836
...3238462...

913
00:35:22,838 --> 00:35:24,872
...6433.

914
00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:26,473
Backwards. 3346...

915
00:35:26,475 --> 00:35:28,375
...2648...

916
00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:30,277
...97985356...

917
00:35:30,279 --> 00:35:31,912
...295141.3.

918
00:35:31,914 --> 00:35:34,215
Good work, team.

919
00:35:38,421 --> 00:35:39,887
Uh, we're back.

920
00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:41,822
Hey, Ralph.

921
00:35:41,824 --> 00:35:43,924
Florence. Good evening.

922
00:35:43,926 --> 00:35:46,093
I'm-I'm sorry
that we weren't reachable

923
00:35:46,095 --> 00:35:48,495
during your crisis.

924
00:35:48,497 --> 00:35:50,764
We had an amazing time at
the Chemistry Convention,

925
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,449
but it sounds
like we missed out

926
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:56,185
on almost maybe
seeing a black hole,

927
00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:58,254
which is infinitely cooler.

928
00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,522
Well, if you have it in you

929
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,090
to sit through one more demo,

930
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,625
I'm about to show everybody
something.

931
00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:04,494
The drink station?

932
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,863
I actually just engineered
this water filter.

933
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,165
Uh, please,
if you'd do the honors.

934
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,508
Ooh, that's quite good.

935
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,109
Tastes like home.

936
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,411
It's like a stream

937
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,413
at my Grandpa Gallo's farm.

938
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:24,380
Exactly.

939
00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:25,782
How did you do that?

940
00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:27,216
I researched
the chemical assays

941
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,384
on your grandfather's farm

942
00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,053
online through the New York DWP.

943
00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:33,089
This filter adjusts
the compounds in water

944
00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:34,824
to match
the mineral compositions

945
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,259
of that same stream,

946
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:37,794
which is why it tastes
so delicious.

947
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:40,263
Sly, that is amazing.

948
00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:41,431
Down in that lab,

949
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:44,067
we solved things so simply.

950
00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,069
You explained things
to us so simply.

951
00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:49,572
I realized I had to simplify
my plastics plan.

952
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,307
Instead of corralling
corporations

953
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,142
to change their supply
of bottles,

954
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,511
I focused on the demand.

955
00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:58,548
If I can get one of these
to every West Altadenian,

956
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,017
they would choose to use
tap water over bottled

957
00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:03,486
simply because of the taste.

958
00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:04,987
Only question is,

959
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:07,090
how do I make
this 43-pound filter

960
00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,958
scalable for mass production?

961
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,560
Well, whatever the case,

962
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,296
it's nice to have
your brain back, kid.

963
00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:15,598
You know,

964
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,001
the science of water filtration
involves flocculation

965
00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,403
and coagulation.

966
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,505
Isn't that your specialty,
Florence?

967
00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,006
Yes.

968
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:25,675
We established that earlier.

969
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:28,644
Well, then would you be able
to help Sylvester

970
00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:30,246
scale his water filter?

971
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,949
Yeah, I suppose so.

972
00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,718
If you wouldn't mind me
helping you.

973
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,353
Wow. That'd be great.
If you don't mind.

974
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,888
That'd be great.
We can talk about it.

975
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,490
I think it'd be great.

976
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,992
Good-bye.

977
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:56,205
Those all the doctors we saw?

978
00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:57,707
Most of them.

979
00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:00,042
I'm trying to narrow
the field of contenders.

980
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,314
Hey, when we were
underground today,

981
00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,016
we had no smarts,

982
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,551
and we had to do things

983
00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:11,554
with some guts and instinct,

984
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,022
and it worked.

985
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,626
Maybe overthinking
can be a problem sometimes.

986
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,896
Who do you feel
is the right doctor?

987
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,400
As unhappy as it would make
my alumni association,

988
00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:26,169
I want that doctor from Brown.

989
00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:29,272
Good. I do, too.

990
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:32,542
I already made the appointment.

991
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,111
Let's go, dum-dum.

992
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:37,013
Time to play pharmacist.

993
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,188
Oh, hey. Good news.

994
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:46,856
I just read online
a singer I love

995
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,058
is, um, performing standards
tonight at a great little club

996
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,793
in Laurel Canyon.
We could get a sitter for Ralph.

997
00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:53,029
They might even do "Moon River""

998
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:54,330
Well, that's very kind of you,
Paige, but, uh...

999
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,998
...I plan on working tonight.

1000
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,634
I've got a lot of low-IQ time
to make up for.

1001
00:38:58,636 --> 00:39:00,636
I need to catch up
on some things,

1002
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:02,572
maybe stimulate
the cranium a bit.

1003
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:03,806
Oh, okay. I just....

1004
00:39:03,808 --> 00:39:05,541
I just figured
that 'cause you said

1005
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:07,743
you wanted to learn
about old standards...

1006
00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,278
I will. One day soon.

1007
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,049
But, uh, you know,
they're old standards, Paige.

1008
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,952
They're not going anywhere,
right?

1009
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,020
Right.

1010
00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:34,103
I'll miss you, dopey Walter.

1011
00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:42,144
Ralph, come on. Let's go.

1012
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,888
You know, Walter,
this is an impressive

1013
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,356
particle accelerator.

1014
00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:56,259
Oh, thank you.
I'm building a new...

1015
00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:58,327
Electronic feedback mechanism.

1016
00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,829
Yes, I can see that.

1017
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,831
It's a cool design.

1018
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,500
You could tell
it was a feedback mechanism?

1019
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,701
Of course.

1020
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:07,937
Your drawing
was as clear as day.

1021
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:13,609
Though, if I'm not being
too bold...

1022
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,321
Closed circuit.

1023
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:27,390
Less easily bypassed.

1024
00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:28,824
You can tell
that's what I'm going for?

1025
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:31,193
Oh, your drawing
was also clear as day.

1026
00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:32,995
Uh, may I?
Of course.

1027
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:38,901
Yeah. Okay.

1028
00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:41,637
- And then perhaps another injector.
- Mm-hmm.

1029
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:44,006
Over... here.

1030
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:46,208
Fantastic.

1031
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:52,882
Yes. Okay.

1032
00:40:57,421 --> 00:41:04,321
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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