1 00:00:00,075 --> 00:00:02,708 A new patient had a dream about my mother. 2 00:00:02,742 --> 00:00:04,476 Ramon. 3 00:00:04,577 --> 00:00:06,177 What does mean? 4 00:00:06,246 --> 00:00:07,645 It's coming. 5 00:00:07,747 --> 00:00:09,314 Kristen, what's up? 6 00:00:09,416 --> 00:00:11,649 I have some kind of STD. I'm just ashamed. 7 00:00:11,751 --> 00:00:13,317 Of course you are, dumb whore. 8 00:00:13,419 --> 00:00:15,152 Hey, Kristen! 9 00:00:16,422 --> 00:00:18,990 We need a meeting, after school, today. 10 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,661 Next person to speak has to start with "I feel." 11 00:00:23,763 --> 00:00:26,497 I feel like you just assume everybody experiences life 12 00:00:26,599 --> 00:00:28,665 the same way you do. 13 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,834 Why were you at Planned Parenthood? 14 00:00:30,936 --> 00:00:32,896 Because Kristen got an STD from that model 15 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,171 I brought to Dad's 60th. 16 00:00:34,273 --> 00:00:35,339 You brought a model? 17 00:00:35,441 --> 00:00:37,341 Well, Duke and I went out for drinks. 18 00:00:37,443 --> 00:00:39,763 No, that's the night that you told me you had to work late. 19 00:00:39,787 --> 00:00:41,178 Here's the deal. If I end up 20 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,180 undergoing medical treatment, that's my decision. 21 00:00:44,282 --> 00:00:46,016 I want what's best for you. 22 00:00:46,117 --> 00:00:49,019 Maybe what's best for me is not what's in store. 23 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,655 At the T-junction, turn left. 24 00:00:55,594 --> 00:00:58,464 If possible, make a U-turn. 25 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:22,624 Ah! God! Ah! Fuck! 26 00:03:22,351 --> 00:03:24,951 Oh! Ah! 27 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:36,929 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 28 00:05:37,315 --> 00:05:40,483 So, are you nervous at all about this dinner tonight? 29 00:05:40,519 --> 00:05:44,420 Uh... no. I'm not the "get nervous" kind of guy. 30 00:05:46,591 --> 00:05:48,924 They can be really judgy, my older siblings. 31 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,060 They seemed pretty chill at your dad's thing. 32 00:05:51,095 --> 00:05:53,395 "Chill" isn't a word I'd use to describe 'em. 33 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:55,998 Well, believe me, I've handled worse. 34 00:06:20,724 --> 00:06:21,890 Can you hear that? 35 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:24,258 What's up? 36 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:35,070 Nothing. 37 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:46,581 Oh, um... 38 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:49,217 Call me, text me, lemme know if you get that PGX thing. 39 00:06:49,252 --> 00:06:50,784 Yeah. 40 00:06:51,721 --> 00:06:53,020 I will stop by the Game Lab, 41 00:06:53,055 --> 00:06:55,690 so they can tell me that I did not make it most likely. 42 00:06:55,725 --> 00:06:58,425 No. What time should I meet you here then? 43 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:02,763 Umm, I don't know, 4:00 or 5:00. 44 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:07,500 Um... do you have a key? Then I can let myself in if I get here earlier. 45 00:07:08,904 --> 00:07:10,170 Sure. 46 00:07:16,845 --> 00:07:19,178 What? 47 00:07:19,214 --> 00:07:20,347 Um... 48 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:26,419 I'm not giving you this key as like a statement about us. 49 00:07:27,086 --> 00:07:30,022 Okay. It's no worries, man. 50 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:32,424 Yeah, I'll just... I'll find something to do. 51 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:34,504 - You just call me when you get home. - No, no, no, I actually... 52 00:07:34,528 --> 00:07:36,662 - No, dude. It's really no big deal. - No, I want you 53 00:07:36,697 --> 00:07:38,030 to take the key today. 54 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,732 I do. 55 00:07:39,768 --> 00:07:40,836 Okay. 56 00:07:40,871 --> 00:07:41,884 - Yeah? - Yeah. 57 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:44,869 I'm gonna go get dressed. 58 00:07:48,409 --> 00:07:50,242 - Mmm. - So... 59 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:52,778 is this my makeup breakfast? 60 00:07:52,813 --> 00:07:55,213 Makeup breakfast for what? 61 00:07:56,751 --> 00:07:58,384 Oh. Uh, for the... 62 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:01,920 insane amount of lying you've been doing lately. 63 00:08:03,924 --> 00:08:05,791 Cocaine, male model, 64 00:08:05,826 --> 00:08:08,326 opening up a can of whoop-ass at Planned Parenthood, 65 00:08:08,361 --> 00:08:09,560 jail time. 66 00:08:12,266 --> 00:08:14,732 Okay, so sometimes I... 67 00:08:14,768 --> 00:08:16,401 act on impulse. That's the price you pay 68 00:08:16,436 --> 00:08:17,836 for wanting to have fun, you know? 69 00:08:17,871 --> 00:08:20,838 Yeah, I miss fun too. 70 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:24,041 You miss fun? Your whole life is fun. 71 00:08:24,076 --> 00:08:25,743 Hello. 72 00:08:25,779 --> 00:08:27,579 Can Malcolm come out and play? 73 00:08:28,648 --> 00:08:30,080 He is all yours. 74 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:33,484 Case in point... 75 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,519 you have a mountain-biking playdate. 76 00:08:35,554 --> 00:08:37,487 That is not the same. 77 00:08:37,523 --> 00:08:39,656 Mine is all out in the open. 78 00:08:39,692 --> 00:08:41,358 Seriously? What is the difference 79 00:08:41,393 --> 00:08:42,993 between you jumping out of an airplane... 80 00:08:43,017 --> 00:08:45,296 And you doing blow with a male model? 81 00:08:45,331 --> 00:08:47,497 You're right, those are exactly the same thing. 82 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:50,801 It's just as irresponsible, if not more so. 83 00:08:50,837 --> 00:08:54,471 I am not talking about being irresponsible. 84 00:08:55,407 --> 00:08:56,540 Come here. 85 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,141 I miss having fun together. 86 00:09:04,729 --> 00:09:06,997 - So do I. - Okay. 87 00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:09,652 How about we start with tonight? 88 00:09:12,257 --> 00:09:14,724 Fine. You're on. 89 00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:16,392 All right. 90 00:09:23,168 --> 00:09:25,434 Tonight. 91 00:09:28,773 --> 00:09:30,473 Ah. Mmm. 92 00:09:30,508 --> 00:09:33,909 Ah! You ready to fuck that mountain's brains out? 93 00:09:33,944 --> 00:09:35,378 I'm ready to rape that mountain. 94 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:38,981 No! We're not having that much aggression in this house. 95 00:09:39,016 --> 00:09:41,016 God! Hailey's in the next room. 96 00:09:41,051 --> 00:09:42,751 She does not need to hear that shit. 97 00:09:42,786 --> 00:09:45,187 There's a reason "misogyny" is spelled with two "Y's." 98 00:09:45,222 --> 00:09:47,622 Oh, is that chromosome humor? 99 00:09:47,657 --> 00:09:50,297 - It's very good. - My husband will join you... Go away. 100 00:09:50,321 --> 00:09:52,160 He will join you once he's had his breakfast. 101 00:09:52,196 --> 00:09:55,130 - You mean his cancer-causing swill? - Yup! 102 00:09:55,924 --> 00:09:59,200 So, Ramon's bringing tattoo-boy to dinner tonight. 103 00:09:59,235 --> 00:10:01,974 - It should be interesting. - "It" is named Henry, 104 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,902 - and "it" is Ramon's boyfriend. - We'll see about that. 105 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,304 Wow! Wouldn't want to be it tonight. 106 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:08,554 Me neither. 107 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:11,341 Ah. I'll see you guys in three minutes. 108 00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:14,444 That's what happens when you eat tree bark for breakfast! 109 00:10:14,479 --> 00:10:16,144 Okay, I cannot wait 110 00:10:16,169 --> 00:10:17,580 for him to meet Carmen tonight. 111 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,549 He's gonna punch a baby when he finds out 112 00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,264 you're trying to set him up. 113 00:10:21,732 --> 00:10:23,953 You know he's celibate. 114 00:10:23,988 --> 00:10:26,022 You're being disrespectful. 115 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:28,281 No, look, I love the guy, okay? 116 00:10:28,317 --> 00:10:30,460 - But he needs to get laid. - Oh. 117 00:10:30,495 --> 00:10:33,362 He needs a girlfriend, someone he can share his life with, 118 00:10:33,397 --> 00:10:35,698 and I know that, deep down, that's exactly what he wants. 119 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:39,202 So then why would he lie about that to all of us? 120 00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:41,470 It's Duc. It's a big part of his schtick, 121 00:10:41,505 --> 00:10:44,073 - always being in control, you know? - Mmm. 122 00:10:44,108 --> 00:10:45,474 Kinda like you. 123 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,814 _ 124 00:10:51,849 --> 00:10:53,615 I made it worse, didn't I? 125 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:55,617 Jesus. 126 00:10:55,653 --> 00:10:58,320 How can kids this young have so much hate? 127 00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:00,422 You think one of our students did this? 128 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,157 Isn't it obvious? 129 00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:03,826 "I feel." 130 00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:05,461 This is payback 131 00:11:05,485 --> 00:11:07,666 for not getting their white pride club. 132 00:11:08,204 --> 00:11:10,638 You need to put out a statement. 133 00:11:10,663 --> 00:11:12,629 They've got a muzzle on me. 134 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:16,238 The board wants me silent until the PPD finishes its investigation. 135 00:11:16,273 --> 00:11:17,873 Well, that doesn't make any sense. 136 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:21,464 - It's gonna be all over the Internet. - You're right. 137 00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:23,656 Pictures have already shown up on social media... 138 00:11:25,114 --> 00:11:27,648 so this place is gonna be crawling with press any minute now. 139 00:11:27,684 --> 00:11:29,950 And they'll be foaming at the mouth for answers. 140 00:11:29,975 --> 00:11:31,208 Exactly. 141 00:11:34,391 --> 00:11:37,124 And finding answers is my specialty. 142 00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:49,438 - Hey. - Hi. 143 00:11:49,471 --> 00:11:51,272 - Where's your mother? - At the mosque. 144 00:11:51,307 --> 00:11:54,107 She left early to help with final touches for Akilah's wedding tonight. 145 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,303 Okay, great. 146 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,111 Yeah, I can put that stuff on your back. 147 00:11:59,147 --> 00:12:00,213 You're sure? 148 00:12:01,649 --> 00:12:03,048 Okay. Cool. 149 00:12:26,474 --> 00:12:29,124 Yeah, I read online vitamin "E" doesn't really help. 150 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,876 Yeah, I know that. 151 00:12:30,912 --> 00:12:32,511 So, what's the point? 152 00:12:32,547 --> 00:12:34,880 Well, I've lost the point of it years ago. 153 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:37,282 Just habit now, calms me, 154 00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:39,852 though I know it doesn't actually do anything. 155 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,960 Sounds a lot like ritualized superstition. 156 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:46,630 Yes, it does... smart-ass. 157 00:13:01,798 --> 00:13:03,765 Listen, Navid John. 158 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:10,053 Pray all day long if it truly makes you happy... 159 00:13:11,216 --> 00:13:12,889 and wear the hijab... 160 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:18,294 and like boys or girls or both... or neither. 161 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,631 I just wanna keep you safe. 162 00:13:24,088 --> 00:13:25,553 That's all. 163 00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:30,039 We already have a target on our backs, 164 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,808 and I just worry you'd be adding a few more. 165 00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:35,444 Promised I would never go out like this, Dad. 166 00:13:36,547 --> 00:13:38,414 I really hope so. 167 00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:43,771 I wish you could. 168 00:13:46,557 --> 00:13:49,191 I wish the world was different from what it is. 169 00:13:56,833 --> 00:14:00,235 You're 15 minutes and 37 seconds late, Colombia. 170 00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:02,905 - Did I miss the announcement? - Yup. 171 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,672 Fuck. And? 172 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,574 Obviously, I got one of the spots. 173 00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:07,675 Obviously. 174 00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:09,977 And I didn't? 175 00:14:10,013 --> 00:14:11,317 Well... 176 00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:12,447 not my spot. 177 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:14,449 I got it? 178 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:16,083 Oh my God! 179 00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:19,454 Dex, we're both going to the Portland Game Expo. 180 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,750 Chlamydia? 181 00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:24,625 - Yup. - Nasty. 182 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:27,361 You gave it to me? 183 00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:30,008 N-no, I got it from you. 184 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,533 It was my first time, remember? 185 00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:33,667 Oops! 186 00:14:33,702 --> 00:14:36,037 I should probably get that checked out, shouldn't I? 187 00:14:36,072 --> 00:14:38,239 Yeah, you should. 188 00:14:40,576 --> 00:14:43,811 Hey, I know this is weird, but we could still... 189 00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,145 Still what? 190 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:48,114 You know, hang out sometime. 191 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:50,918 Oh! Wow. 192 00:14:50,953 --> 00:14:54,154 Look, I mean, I've literally 193 00:14:54,189 --> 00:14:56,622 just put a face to your name, Kirsten, okay? 194 00:14:56,658 --> 00:14:57,757 Kristen. 195 00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,561 It's Kristen, not Kirsten. 196 00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,211 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 197 00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:08,306 Mmm! 198 00:15:08,331 --> 00:15:10,170 Did you get mine with the liquid Stevia? 199 00:15:10,205 --> 00:15:11,737 Yes, silly. 200 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,074 So... 201 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,669 who are you? 202 00:15:19,132 --> 00:15:21,347 Kirsten, Justina. 203 00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,916 - It's Kristen. - Justina, Kirsten. 204 00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:26,519 Cool. 205 00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,934 He's got chlamydia. 206 00:15:32,926 --> 00:15:34,460 Maybe. 207 00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:37,529 So, the question is, "How does one form 208 00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:40,232 a rational response to the..." 209 00:15:43,204 --> 00:15:45,336 Oh, good. You started without me. 210 00:15:45,372 --> 00:15:47,906 Mr. Boatwright, we thought we'd lost you. 211 00:15:47,941 --> 00:15:50,041 - Yeah, I... I thought I lost me too. - Christ. 212 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,640 Hello, Thomas. 213 00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:52,971 Good to see you again. 214 00:15:53,006 --> 00:15:55,380 - Greg. - Please continue. 215 00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:56,781 Never mind me. 216 00:15:56,817 --> 00:16:00,919 Right. Well, in my book, I examined the existential crisis 217 00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:03,521 of living in a world that is overrun by chaos, 218 00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:05,423 corruption, war, and oppression. 219 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:08,092 I believe the most rational response 220 00:16:08,128 --> 00:16:11,462 - is "optimism." - Optimism? Hmm. 221 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:15,266 No wonder Dante populated 222 00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:17,468 the first circle of Hell with philosophers. 223 00:16:17,504 --> 00:16:19,446 Anxiety is a 224 00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:21,839 completely appropriate response 225 00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:25,042 to today's reality, Thomas. And anger. 226 00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:27,945 What do you want? People just to swallow the shit that they're in? 227 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:31,615 By the way, when the fuck did we criminalize outrage? 228 00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:33,531 Greg, the point I make is not dissimilar 229 00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:37,154 from the one that you laid out in your first and... only book. 230 00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:41,258 Bullshit. I never said anyone should be optimistic in the face of fascism. 231 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,226 "It is now, in this troubling moment, 232 00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:46,396 "that we must always choose joy 233 00:16:46,432 --> 00:16:48,173 "for us, for those we love, 234 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,133 and for the entire world." 235 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,703 These are your words, Greg. 236 00:16:53,738 --> 00:16:56,005 Was the world any less challenging 237 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,774 when they were published 30 years ago? 238 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,242 Thirty years ago, truth was still truth, 239 00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:01,678 a fact was a fact, 240 00:17:01,713 --> 00:17:04,013 but we're not that society anymore. 241 00:17:04,049 --> 00:17:06,515 The world got turned upside down. 242 00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:09,351 Just a raging waterfall of fuckery 243 00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:11,067 from here to forever. 244 00:17:11,091 --> 00:17:13,655 Turned upside down by smart people like us... 245 00:17:13,691 --> 00:17:14,990 you, me, them. 246 00:17:15,025 --> 00:17:16,992 Who the fuck are we to proclaim 247 00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:19,861 some kind of rarified, objective wisdom? 248 00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:21,964 - Well, it's our innate... - Nature... 249 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:26,001 doesn't care about our individual intellectual experiences. 250 00:17:26,036 --> 00:17:28,369 Believe me. Nature has plans of its own, 251 00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:31,239 and it is gonna be just fine without us. 252 00:17:31,274 --> 00:17:34,342 If... if a deer shits in the woods... 253 00:17:34,377 --> 00:17:37,445 whether you're there to see it or not... 254 00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:39,948 it means nothing. 255 00:17:39,984 --> 00:17:42,317 It's just shit. 256 00:18:18,454 --> 00:18:19,553 Hey! Here they come! 257 00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:22,055 All right, Duc! 258 00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:30,964 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 259 00:18:42,744 --> 00:18:45,111 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 260 00:18:55,856 --> 00:18:59,492 So, is, uh, is this the part where I ask you what's wrong, honey-bear? 261 00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:03,228 Huh. Only if they give out trophies for sarcasm. 262 00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,330 Wow. Okay. 263 00:19:05,365 --> 00:19:09,034 - What's up, man? - Dude, you let fucking Phil win? 264 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:12,037 - What the fuck? - Wait. I thought you won. 265 00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:14,006 You had second place all to yourself. 266 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,508 I saw you give up just before the finish line. 267 00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:19,044 Come on, man. Not this conversation again, okay? 268 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,912 I didn't give up. I was just done. 269 00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:22,714 It's a race, bro! 270 00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:24,416 You race to place! 271 00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:26,585 That rhymes, which is awesome and everything, 272 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:29,787 - but I beat my best time! - The best time is winning time! 273 00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:34,125 Duc, winning doesn't matter if I'm happy and I'm making progress, which I am. 274 00:19:35,929 --> 00:19:38,629 Look, I just want my best friend always reaching for the brass ring. 275 00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:41,265 - Is that a bad thing? - I don't know, man. 276 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,201 I just want my best friend to let me know 277 00:19:43,236 --> 00:19:44,568 when my wife does cocaine 278 00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:46,604 with a 20-something male model. 279 00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:48,372 Is that a bad thing? 280 00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:56,980 Both the school board and the administration at James K. Polk 281 00:19:57,015 --> 00:19:59,182 strongly condemn any kind of behavior 282 00:19:59,218 --> 00:20:01,218 that incites violence against others, 283 00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:04,192 regardless of race, sexuality, or religious beliefs. 284 00:20:04,227 --> 00:20:05,308 So would you 285 00:20:05,332 --> 00:20:06,323 support a prosecution 286 00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:08,191 if a student is identified and charged? 287 00:20:08,227 --> 00:20:10,193 Well, of course. This is a crime. 288 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,441 It's unacceptable. 289 00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:14,879 But these are just kids... 290 00:20:15,408 --> 00:20:17,634 - What? - ...with their whole lives ahead of them. 291 00:20:19,537 --> 00:20:21,371 We have to continue to support them, 292 00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,106 even when they screw up. 293 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:24,941 They're so impressionable, 294 00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:27,910 and they have so many hateful messages coming at them... 295 00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,178 from everywhere. 296 00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:31,347 So, you think they shouldn't be prosecuted? 297 00:20:32,717 --> 00:20:34,250 There must be ways to deal with this 298 00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:37,186 other than throwing young kids into the justice system. 299 00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:38,421 That's all for now. 300 00:20:38,456 --> 00:20:40,623 You'll be hearing from the Portland Police Department 301 00:20:40,659 --> 00:20:43,592 when they're ready to put out a statement. Thank you. 302 00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:46,009 So, you think I could've inherited it genetically? 303 00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:48,264 Schizophrenia? 304 00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:52,348 Ramon, we've agreed to avoid using diagnostic language. 305 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:55,437 And one doesn't really inherit the disease itself, 306 00:20:55,472 --> 00:20:57,706 more like a predisposition for it. 307 00:20:57,741 --> 00:20:59,574 So, I could have inherited it? 308 00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:02,778 Well, how much do you know about your biological parents? 309 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:03,902 Nothing. 310 00:21:04,682 --> 00:21:06,782 Somebody just left me on the steps 311 00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,983 of this orphanage in Barranquilla. 312 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,019 No note, nothing. 313 00:21:10,053 --> 00:21:11,853 And how do you feel about that? 314 00:21:12,669 --> 00:21:14,495 Whatever. I mean, 315 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,792 Colombia was totally whacked at the time, 316 00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,894 between the cartels, the guerrillas, the government. 317 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,563 Pretty much everybody got killed, so... 318 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,367 Things worked out okay for me. 319 00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:28,562 Things are okay with Henry? 320 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:29,848 Yeah. Yeah, they're good. 321 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,673 We're actually having dinner with my siblings tonight. 322 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:36,210 Hmm. So you're still finding his presence to be of comfort? 323 00:21:36,245 --> 00:21:37,845 Yeah. Yeah. 324 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,481 I don't really wanna... talk about Henry, though. 325 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:44,117 He's kinda like my escape from all this, and... 326 00:21:44,153 --> 00:21:46,387 I just wanna keep it that way. 327 00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:49,890 Okay. 328 00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:56,897 Has anything worth noting happened to you since our last session? 329 00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:01,235 What do you mean? Like... like a hallucination? 330 00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,604 Anything that you might have seen or heard... 331 00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:06,923 or even smelled. 332 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,207 Anything that 333 00:22:09,232 --> 00:22:10,910 seemed out of the ordinary. 334 00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:13,680 No. Nothing. 335 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,591 Have you stopped using marijuana? 336 00:22:25,626 --> 00:22:28,027 Yeah, Fred, um... 337 00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:29,302 I just... I don't think that... 338 00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:30,938 Ramon, I strongly encourage you to re... 339 00:22:30,962 --> 00:22:33,196 Here's the thing, though. Ever since my dad's party 340 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,320 when... when I saw the fire... 341 00:22:37,005 --> 00:22:38,771 I have these moments where I'm so scared, 342 00:22:38,806 --> 00:22:42,040 it just feels like the fear is going to kill me. 343 00:22:42,075 --> 00:22:45,110 Weed stops that. It... it just... takes that... 344 00:22:45,145 --> 00:22:47,225 clenched feeling in my heart, and it just lets it go. 345 00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:50,384 Well, we can look at other ways to modulate your anxiety. 346 00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:52,718 Why? This one works. 347 00:22:52,753 --> 00:22:55,620 I mean, I... I take a little bit of... of Canna Bliss... 348 00:22:55,655 --> 00:22:57,989 - Canna Bliss? - Yeah, Canna Bliss, 349 00:22:58,025 --> 00:23:00,758 and I work on my game, and I totally chill. 350 00:23:00,794 --> 00:23:01,960 It gets me in the right now. 351 00:23:01,995 --> 00:23:06,131 I... I just don't need anything else, honestly, Fred. 352 00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:10,568 If it's okay with you, I'd like to take a look at your game. 353 00:23:10,603 --> 00:23:11,969 Why? You wanna analyze it? 354 00:23:12,004 --> 00:23:14,572 No. I wanna learn more about you 355 00:23:14,607 --> 00:23:16,741 and the world you create in the game. 356 00:23:16,776 --> 00:23:17,842 Sure. 357 00:23:17,877 --> 00:23:20,077 I'll send you a link. 358 00:23:21,648 --> 00:23:23,848 Why did you even go over there? 359 00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:25,582 'Cause I had to give him the card. 360 00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:27,636 - What card? - The chlamydia card. 361 00:23:27,671 --> 00:23:28,959 There is a card? 362 00:23:28,984 --> 00:23:31,088 Yes, there's a fucking card from Planned Parenthood, 363 00:23:31,123 --> 00:23:32,563 and they told me to give it to Randy. 364 00:23:32,587 --> 00:23:34,758 Couldn't you have mailed it to him? Jesus. 365 00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:37,494 I mean, Kristen, this guy's a stool sample. 366 00:23:37,529 --> 00:23:40,597 The worst part is she was all, like, nice to me, 367 00:23:40,632 --> 00:23:42,576 and he was in his tighty-whities, and he's so... 368 00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,400 Kristen, hey! Babe. 369 00:23:44,436 --> 00:23:48,638 Mmm. Okay, look at me, all right? 370 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:53,042 Do not ever, ever, ever see this guy again. 371 00:23:53,078 --> 00:23:54,344 Understand? 372 00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:57,180 Good. 373 00:23:57,215 --> 00:23:59,082 Now give me the card. 374 00:24:06,024 --> 00:24:07,890 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 375 00:24:07,925 --> 00:24:11,660 It was either the Empathy Initiative or math. 376 00:24:11,696 --> 00:24:13,496 Oh, come on, Ray. 377 00:24:13,531 --> 00:24:15,598 We have been working together for years now. 378 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:18,300 You and I have dodged budget cuts a hundred times. 379 00:24:18,335 --> 00:24:19,668 Is this about the effigy? 380 00:24:19,704 --> 00:24:22,671 No! No, you did a fantastic job with the press. 381 00:24:22,707 --> 00:24:25,908 You knew about these cuts before I spoke to the press... 382 00:24:25,943 --> 00:24:30,045 but you waited for me to throw myself into the lion's den, 383 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,282 save you, and then... and then turn around and fire me? 384 00:24:34,318 --> 00:24:36,084 Very classy, Ray. 385 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,920 For Christ's... I was gonna tell you this morning when I got the news, 386 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:42,790 but I didn't, because... you know, hate crime! 387 00:24:45,162 --> 00:24:48,096 Look, Audrey, we're all just trying our best here. 388 00:24:48,132 --> 00:24:49,564 Yeah, well, it's not good enough, 389 00:24:49,599 --> 00:24:50,599 and you got it wrong. 390 00:24:50,634 --> 00:24:53,100 It's not about me. It's about those kids. 391 00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,791 It's either them or math. 392 00:25:01,778 --> 00:25:04,111 All right, Duc... 393 00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:06,741 you gotta tell me your secret, man. 394 00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:09,250 What is it, roids? Huh? You on PED's? 395 00:25:09,285 --> 00:25:11,785 Huh? You Lance-Armstronging us, you motherfucker? 396 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:14,688 Yeah, that much winning has an asterisk written all over it. 397 00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:16,490 Look, guys, I don't have to cheat. 398 00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:19,993 Besides, Lance Armstrong raised over $500 million 399 00:25:20,029 --> 00:25:22,149 for cancer research. Do better. 400 00:25:22,173 --> 00:25:23,997 Nah, I bet you get some weird concoction made 401 00:25:24,033 --> 00:25:26,033 of fucking goat dust and dried beetles 402 00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:27,935 from one of those places in Chinatown, right? 403 00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:30,003 Some ancient oriental juju. 404 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:31,438 What's the secret sauce, sensei? 405 00:25:31,473 --> 00:25:33,506 "Sensei" is Japanese, you dumb-ass. 406 00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:35,475 - Oh. - I'm celibate. 407 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,380 - Come on. - Yeah, right. 408 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,014 No, I really am. 409 00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:43,749 What do you mean, like, celibate? 410 00:25:43,785 --> 00:25:44,951 Like not having sex at all? 411 00:25:44,986 --> 00:25:48,321 As a physical trainer for a professional soccer team... 412 00:25:48,356 --> 00:25:49,689 Assistant physical trainer. 413 00:25:49,724 --> 00:25:52,625 ...who actually knows what the fuck he's talking about, 414 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:55,228 sex does not deplete testosterone levels. 415 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:58,097 It's not about saving testosterone. 416 00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:01,634 It's about channeling that energy into something much more rewarding 417 00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:03,502 than getting my rocks off, because that's what 418 00:26:03,537 --> 00:26:05,337 my baser instincts tell me to do. 419 00:26:05,361 --> 00:26:08,307 - Wow. I don't know how you... - Don't you even think about it. 420 00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:11,210 So you don't even... 421 00:26:11,245 --> 00:26:12,978 I just stay in control. 422 00:26:14,548 --> 00:26:16,248 Always. 423 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:19,818 A racist mock-lynching at James K. Polk Academy 424 00:26:19,853 --> 00:26:23,822 has many students at the Portland magnet school expressing outrage. 425 00:26:23,857 --> 00:26:24,756 This is a hate crime. 426 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,391 The perpetrators should be prosecuted 427 00:26:26,427 --> 00:26:28,147 while hate crimes are still against the law. 428 00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:29,293 But Audrey Bayer, 429 00:26:29,329 --> 00:26:31,997 a conflict-resolution consultant speaking for the school, 430 00:26:32,032 --> 00:26:34,899 dismissed the idea of prosecution. 431 00:26:34,935 --> 00:26:36,534 These are just kids... 432 00:26:36,569 --> 00:26:38,402 with their whole lives ahead of them. 433 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,874 We have to continue to support them, 434 00:26:42,909 --> 00:26:44,375 even when they screw up. 435 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:46,877 Shireen Verma, News 8, Portland. 436 00:26:46,912 --> 00:26:48,212 Thanks, Shireen. 437 00:26:48,248 --> 00:26:51,782 In other local news, a warehouse fire in East Portland... 438 00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:06,429 - Hi. - I need you. 439 00:27:06,465 --> 00:27:07,974 Like... 440 00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:11,268 - all hands on deck. - What's wrong? Is it Ramon? 441 00:27:12,481 --> 00:27:13,481 No, I... I... 442 00:27:13,505 --> 00:27:15,706 I just thought it would be nice to have sex. 443 00:27:15,741 --> 00:27:17,307 Oh. 444 00:27:17,342 --> 00:27:20,043 Well, I've been looking for an excuse to get outta here. 445 00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:22,078 It'll take me about three hours, though. 446 00:27:22,113 --> 00:27:23,313 Hurry. 447 00:27:30,289 --> 00:27:32,222 Come on. Yes. 448 00:27:32,257 --> 00:27:33,617 Hey, how come Marco's not shooting? 449 00:27:33,641 --> 00:27:36,541 I sent him home, sent everyone home. 450 00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:39,128 I kinda wanted to be alone with you. 451 00:27:39,164 --> 00:27:41,477 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 452 00:27:41,512 --> 00:27:43,399 Now, give me your "O" face. 453 00:27:43,434 --> 00:27:44,901 What? 454 00:27:45,737 --> 00:27:48,004 Come on. Don't be shy. 455 00:27:50,175 --> 00:27:53,477 Ah. Yeah, that's it. And, uh... 456 00:27:54,144 --> 00:27:56,264 And grab your crotch, too, like you're a real bad-ass. 457 00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:58,914 That's it! 458 00:28:00,651 --> 00:28:04,052 Oh, okay. That's a way to do it. 459 00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:08,830 This doesn't really seem like something that would be on your site. 460 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,626 Well, I'm starting a new line. I call it "Douchebag." 461 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:15,630 Hey, Randy, what do you know about statutory rape? 462 00:28:17,968 --> 00:28:19,701 I-I... Say what? 463 00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:23,471 Kristen, the girl you fucked in the tree house... 464 00:28:24,753 --> 00:28:26,802 she's 17 years old. 465 00:28:27,544 --> 00:28:29,744 Yeah, well, props to her. 466 00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:32,513 I'm still on the rape thing though? 467 00:28:32,549 --> 00:28:37,918 Well, you see, when a 26-year-old man fucks a 17-year-old girl, 468 00:28:37,954 --> 00:28:39,687 that is statutory rape. 469 00:28:40,247 --> 00:28:42,890 Yo, man, I don't know what you're talking about. 470 00:28:42,925 --> 00:28:45,559 - She seemed into it. - You're not making it better, Randy. 471 00:28:45,594 --> 00:28:48,462 - She was wearing a horse head! - Did you know she's my sister? 472 00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:49,930 - Oh fuck me. - Yeah. 473 00:28:49,966 --> 00:28:51,846 - Yo, Ashley, I... Come on, I never... - No, no. 474 00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:55,439 - Ashley, if I would've known... - No. I need... you... 475 00:28:56,144 --> 00:28:57,338 to repeat after me. 476 00:28:57,792 --> 00:28:59,839 "I, Randy Butler... 477 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:02,776 am guilty of statutory rape." 478 00:29:04,246 --> 00:29:06,246 Wait. Are you recording all this? 479 00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:08,126 Say it. 480 00:29:12,187 --> 00:29:13,787 That is literally... 481 00:29:13,822 --> 00:29:15,454 the only thing that will keep me 482 00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:17,522 from calling the cops right now. 483 00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:24,229 I, Randy Butler, am guilty of statutory rape. 484 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:28,167 You go near my sister again... 485 00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:29,935 and this goes viral. 486 00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:33,380 Karina, we're done here. 487 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,842 - Did we catch our predator? - We did. 488 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,614 Randy, this chlamydia card is yours. 489 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:46,217 And you can step your janky ass out now. 490 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,420 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 491 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,426 Chop-chop, Randy. 492 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:01,199 Seriously, we all value you as allies, okay? 493 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:05,336 But especially today, POCs need this space to ourselves, 494 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,771 so we can safely articulate how we feel 495 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,172 about the hate crime at our school. 496 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,541 But how does being exclusionary... 497 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,042 Why is this even a debate? 498 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,377 Can we get a minute or what? 499 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,847 "The Polk Academy chapter of United in Diversity 500 00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:19,316 "invites everyone to its inaugural meeting 501 00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:21,585 to discuss the recent hate crime here." 502 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:23,053 You're still white. 503 00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:24,687 This is for diverse people. 504 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,403 I don't think you're using "diverse" right. 505 00:30:26,438 --> 00:30:28,398 I mean, "diverse" is all of us together, isn't it? 506 00:30:28,422 --> 00:30:30,327 This some "all lives matter" bullshit. 507 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,594 Let's just go. 508 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,567 Look, I just wanted to be a part of helping, 509 00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:40,636 because this affects me too. 510 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,039 I mean, this is why it always sucks around here, by the way. 511 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:46,242 We're on the same side... 512 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:49,445 but we can't have all good things all the time 513 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,647 for everybody with zero compromises. 514 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,249 That's impossible. 515 00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:05,928 Monster's gonna take an elevator down to the ground floor. 516 00:31:05,963 --> 00:31:09,265 Bing! 517 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,400 Bing! I'm gonna take the up elevator. 518 00:31:11,435 --> 00:31:13,334 Bing! 519 00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:14,969 - Down. - Bing! 520 00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:20,375 I'll jump in the water. 521 00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:24,513 Mmm. Oh. 522 00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:27,949 Isn't it all kinds of beautiful in here? 523 00:31:27,984 --> 00:31:30,651 - Hi, baby! - Oh, it's a mama monster! 524 00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:34,155 Oh! Mwah! Is Uncle Duc your personal monster? 525 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,889 - Yeah! - Oh my gosh. 526 00:31:35,914 --> 00:31:37,158 Keep going, Uncle Duc. 527 00:31:37,193 --> 00:31:38,927 - Get her nice and tired. - Yup! 528 00:31:38,962 --> 00:31:41,529 Oh, I just noticed. There's three people of color here, 529 00:31:41,564 --> 00:31:43,932 and a white boy cooking. I like these odds. 530 00:31:43,967 --> 00:31:46,166 - Future of America, right here. - Take that! 531 00:31:46,201 --> 00:31:50,704 - Take that! - This looks amazing. Thanks, baby. 532 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:53,340 Not as amazing as you look. 533 00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:57,645 - And up! - Long day? 534 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,287 This is a funny way to ride a monster. 535 00:32:00,323 --> 00:32:01,457 Nobody's ever ridden me like this before. 536 00:32:01,481 --> 00:32:03,377 You know, if things work out with Carmen... 537 00:32:03,401 --> 00:32:04,808 - Mm-hmm. - ...she may not be the 538 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,253 only one riding him tonight. 539 00:32:06,288 --> 00:32:08,521 Ew. You ruined it. 540 00:32:09,024 --> 00:32:10,657 Seriously, that doesn't even make sense. 541 00:32:10,692 --> 00:32:13,726 Scared me. Oh! 542 00:32:13,762 --> 00:32:16,563 I'm gonna go change into something I can actually spill wine on. 543 00:32:17,905 --> 00:32:20,405 Mmm. Yes. 544 00:32:32,347 --> 00:32:34,814 Wow. 545 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,449 You weren't kidding around. 546 00:32:41,322 --> 00:32:43,422 Be right back. 547 00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:07,980 I'm, uh, I'm out... 548 00:33:08,015 --> 00:33:10,815 of the magic pills. 549 00:33:16,223 --> 00:33:17,889 Fine. 550 00:33:17,924 --> 00:33:19,572 We'll just watch TV. 551 00:33:19,607 --> 00:33:22,693 ...dissatisfaction with the current administration's... 552 00:33:22,729 --> 00:33:26,296 No. Fuck TV. 553 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,599 What else are we gonna do? 554 00:33:28,635 --> 00:33:32,102 We have to be doing something? Can't we just... 555 00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:34,884 Just what? 556 00:33:34,908 --> 00:33:38,308 I don't know. Just... just be... here... 557 00:33:39,679 --> 00:33:41,345 together, for fuck's sake... 558 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,948 without a goal, without a plan. 559 00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,283 Greg, please! 560 00:33:46,318 --> 00:33:49,786 - Don't seminar me right now. - Hey. I... listen. 561 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,788 Honey, I'm serious. 562 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:56,026 When was the last time that we just... 563 00:33:57,075 --> 00:33:59,842 were... with each other... 564 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:02,198 and that was enough? 565 00:34:04,489 --> 00:34:05,922 I miss that. 566 00:34:09,374 --> 00:34:11,107 Me too. 567 00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:15,744 - Carmen. - Ashley. 568 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:18,481 Mmm! It's so good to see you again. 569 00:34:23,921 --> 00:34:26,489 Oh! Can't wait to try this. 570 00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:29,125 You always bring the best wine. 571 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,304 Who's the hugger? 572 00:34:30,339 --> 00:34:33,028 Oh. Carmen consults for the team. 573 00:34:33,064 --> 00:34:35,397 Great. Another consultant. What does she consult? 574 00:34:35,432 --> 00:34:38,533 - Carmen! - Hi. 575 00:34:38,569 --> 00:34:41,536 Good to see you. 576 00:34:41,572 --> 00:34:45,273 Uh, Duc, this is Carmen. Carmen, this is my brother-in-law, Duc. 577 00:34:45,309 --> 00:34:47,429 - Duc, we met at the wedding. - It's good to meet you. 578 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:50,019 We met at the wedding. Right, of course. Yeah. 579 00:34:52,749 --> 00:34:55,383 Oh, Carmen, would you mind helping me with the sprouts? 580 00:34:55,419 --> 00:34:57,285 Yeah. They're almost done, 581 00:34:57,321 --> 00:35:00,122 and I... I just love the way you season them. 582 00:35:00,157 --> 00:35:02,257 Definitely, yeah. 583 00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:03,812 It wasn't my idea, I swear. 584 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:06,494 Yeah. Just haven't figured out which one I'll kill first 585 00:35:06,529 --> 00:35:07,729 and which one I'll make watch. 586 00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:10,164 Okay, Carmen is a friend of ours, 587 00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:12,199 so even if you don't wanna have sex with her, 588 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,902 just don't fuck up dinner, okay? 589 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,938 That's good. 590 00:35:35,158 --> 00:35:37,557 Why don't you guys go ahead? 591 00:35:37,592 --> 00:35:40,093 I'll catch up with you later at the hotel for the reception. 592 00:35:40,129 --> 00:35:42,963 Farid, don't do this. 593 00:35:42,998 --> 00:35:45,799 You agreed to come. You put on your best suit. 594 00:35:47,988 --> 00:35:49,454 I can't do this. 595 00:35:51,273 --> 00:35:52,773 Navid, give us a minute, huh? 596 00:35:53,808 --> 00:35:55,241 Take as many as you like. 597 00:35:58,713 --> 00:36:01,981 Farid, it's a wedding. 598 00:36:11,859 --> 00:36:13,759 I'll pick you up later. 599 00:36:17,431 --> 00:36:19,398 I'm worried about you. 600 00:37:22,394 --> 00:37:24,962 - So, Henry... - Yeah? 601 00:37:24,997 --> 00:37:27,097 ...how is selling coffee at a laundromat 602 00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:30,267 provide opportunities for professional growth 603 00:37:30,302 --> 00:37:33,836 as well as a sustainable income for years to come? 604 00:37:33,872 --> 00:37:35,051 Duc. 605 00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:36,506 It's a good question. 606 00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,040 Wow. I mean, years. 607 00:37:38,076 --> 00:37:39,542 He means, what's your plan? 608 00:37:39,578 --> 00:37:41,023 No, I don't have a plan. 609 00:37:41,546 --> 00:37:43,913 Life's got to have a plan, right? Yup. 610 00:37:45,884 --> 00:37:48,752 What I mean to say is, 611 00:37:48,787 --> 00:37:52,288 I've never made a plan that went the way I planned it. 612 00:37:52,323 --> 00:37:54,791 And people tell you, "Well, it's your fault 613 00:37:54,826 --> 00:37:56,926 for not sticking with the plan, but"... 614 00:37:56,961 --> 00:37:59,290 - Maybe the plan is the problem. - Exactly. 615 00:37:59,325 --> 00:38:01,230 - Mmm. - It is? 616 00:38:01,266 --> 00:38:03,399 Yeah. Fuck plans! 617 00:38:03,434 --> 00:38:05,134 In the face. 618 00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:07,936 Mmm. Duc, he's a life coach. 619 00:38:07,971 --> 00:38:10,406 Mmm, motivational architect, actually. 620 00:38:10,441 --> 00:38:12,775 Ooh. Sounds so scientific. 621 00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:15,177 You know, Ramon may not think he has a plan... 622 00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:17,546 Let's all say "plan" one more time. 623 00:38:17,581 --> 00:38:20,649 ...but he's going to change the future of video game design, 624 00:38:20,685 --> 00:38:24,119 and that kind of talent might be really hard for you to keep up with. 625 00:38:24,154 --> 00:38:25,353 - Ashley. - Hmm? 626 00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:27,322 He's going to have to work, though. 627 00:38:27,357 --> 00:38:28,723 Talent just gets you in the room. 628 00:38:28,758 --> 00:38:30,558 Can you say that again, please? 629 00:38:30,593 --> 00:38:33,161 I'm actually writing a book about uber-extra siblings 630 00:38:33,197 --> 00:38:34,762 who are incredibly condescending 631 00:38:34,798 --> 00:38:36,918 and yet have no idea what they're talking about, so... 632 00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:40,100 Boatwrights at the table, your control freak is showing. 633 00:38:40,136 --> 00:38:42,002 - Well, speaking of keeping up... - Mm-hmm. 634 00:38:42,038 --> 00:38:44,071 ...did you guys know that Ramon was just selected 635 00:38:44,106 --> 00:38:47,375 as one of two finalists to represent his university 636 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,477 as the Portland Game Expo. 637 00:38:49,512 --> 00:38:51,056 - That's amazing, Ramon. - No shit. 638 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,920 - That's what I'm talking about, bro. - Really? 639 00:38:52,944 --> 00:38:54,224 - What? It's amazing. - Yes! 640 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,216 This is your moment. 641 00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:57,184 This is life offering you an opportunity 642 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:58,752 to actualize your best self. 643 00:38:58,787 --> 00:39:01,088 Yeah. That sounds way too intense, Duc. 644 00:39:01,123 --> 00:39:03,190 Maybe this is not about Ramon's best self. 645 00:39:03,226 --> 00:39:07,629 Maybe it's just a continuing journey of successes and failures. 646 00:39:07,664 --> 00:39:09,167 You see? That I can handle. 647 00:39:09,202 --> 00:39:12,866 Okay. You've known my brother for a minute and a half... 648 00:39:12,901 --> 00:39:16,403 Well, uh, a little context. Carmen is an intuitive. 649 00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:18,804 Like a Jedi. 650 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,607 Yeah. Sort of like a Jedi. 651 00:39:21,642 --> 00:39:23,041 You mean like a psychic? 652 00:39:23,077 --> 00:39:26,078 - Uh, no, not... - Oh. I'm... I'm sorry. 653 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:28,981 Did... Was that a bad word? Now did I offend you? 654 00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:31,503 Of course not. 655 00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:38,456 What's your game about, Ramon? 656 00:39:38,492 --> 00:39:40,993 Well, um... 657 00:39:43,563 --> 00:39:46,298 It's not about anything, really. It's, um... 658 00:39:47,147 --> 00:39:48,646 more of an experience. 659 00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:53,971 It's how we perceive impossibility. 660 00:39:56,476 --> 00:39:59,511 How sometimes you have to go backwards 661 00:39:59,546 --> 00:40:01,788 to go forward, or... 662 00:40:02,549 --> 00:40:06,150 make a choice to fall in order to rise back up... 663 00:40:06,185 --> 00:40:07,818 stronger, better. 664 00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:13,824 I just... wanted to create a journey about what's... 665 00:40:13,859 --> 00:40:16,961 in the player more than what's in the game. 666 00:40:18,864 --> 00:40:19,963 I love that. 667 00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:21,498 Me too. 668 00:40:21,534 --> 00:40:23,901 - I don't get it. - It's all right. 669 00:40:23,936 --> 00:40:25,869 Nobody gets everything. 670 00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:30,607 Your way works for some people, it doesn't work for others, 671 00:40:30,643 --> 00:40:31,803 just like everything in life. 672 00:40:33,011 --> 00:40:36,680 Well, that suspiciously sounds like relativism, 673 00:40:36,715 --> 00:40:39,082 and the war on truth continues. 674 00:40:39,117 --> 00:40:41,317 The truth is 675 00:40:41,353 --> 00:40:45,155 one can have a great life without pretending to be invincible to the world. 676 00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:47,090 I'm not pretending. 677 00:40:52,931 --> 00:40:55,031 This cap is fucked up. 678 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,775 Hey, there. How can I help you? 679 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,944 Oh yeah, hi. Um... 680 00:41:07,979 --> 00:41:09,879 I'm, uh... 681 00:41:09,914 --> 00:41:14,883 I'm, uh, I'm looking for a strain that treats, I suppose, anxiety. 682 00:41:14,918 --> 00:41:17,252 Okay. What kind of anxiety? 683 00:41:19,023 --> 00:41:21,323 - Religious. - Oh God. 684 00:41:21,359 --> 00:41:22,791 - That's the worst kind. - Mm-hmm. 685 00:41:22,826 --> 00:41:25,760 Okay. So for anxiety, stress, depression, 686 00:41:25,796 --> 00:41:27,896 you're gonna want to go with Sour Diesel. 687 00:41:27,931 --> 00:41:29,598 Smells like diesel. 688 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:31,199 Okay. Cool. 689 00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:33,101 All right. I'll... I'll take that. 690 00:41:33,136 --> 00:41:35,069 Do you have them pre-rolled? Pre-rolled, sure. 691 00:41:35,105 --> 00:41:37,171 That'll be six bucks, and I need to see some ID. 692 00:41:37,207 --> 00:41:38,272 Sure. 693 00:41:41,578 --> 00:41:42,644 Here you go. 694 00:41:44,751 --> 00:41:47,615 "Farid Shokrani." What's that? 695 00:41:47,650 --> 00:41:50,051 - What's what? - Where are you from? 696 00:41:50,086 --> 00:41:51,886 Uh, Portland. 697 00:41:51,921 --> 00:41:53,754 No, I mean, where are you actually from? 698 00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:56,757 Where are you actually from? 699 00:41:58,361 --> 00:41:59,494 Exactly. 700 00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:02,397 I'll take that weed now. 701 00:42:16,979 --> 00:42:18,612 Mijo! 702 00:42:19,581 --> 00:42:20,847 Mijo! 703 00:42:25,754 --> 00:42:27,087 Mijo! 704 00:42:33,362 --> 00:42:35,728 Oh! Aah! 705 00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:39,131 You've always been a masochist when it comes to massages. 706 00:42:39,167 --> 00:42:41,434 You've always been a fucking sadist. 707 00:42:41,469 --> 00:42:42,869 We're a match made in hell. 708 00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:44,571 Oh! 709 00:42:49,544 --> 00:42:51,878 Ah. Tell me about your day. 710 00:42:53,414 --> 00:42:58,451 Oh. I really don't want to think about it right now. Is that okay? 711 00:42:58,486 --> 00:42:59,452 Of course. 712 00:42:59,487 --> 00:43:01,720 But you can tell me what's happening with you. 713 00:43:02,656 --> 00:43:04,123 I've been so focused on Ramon, 714 00:43:04,158 --> 00:43:06,892 we never got a chance to talk about your... 715 00:43:06,927 --> 00:43:09,962 - speech on your birthday. - Mmm. 716 00:43:11,364 --> 00:43:13,331 - Maybe that's a good thing. - Greg. 717 00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:18,436 There's nothing shameful in admitting you're depressed. 718 00:43:18,472 --> 00:43:20,305 It's not depression. 719 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,533 It's existential. 720 00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:28,679 - It's grief. - Over? 721 00:43:31,390 --> 00:43:32,489 Life. 722 00:43:36,689 --> 00:43:37,722 I... 723 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,392 I feel like... 724 00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:46,230 it just went by so fucking fast... 725 00:43:52,038 --> 00:43:54,404 that everything's over now. 726 00:43:56,109 --> 00:43:59,876 Us. Our kids. The world. 727 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,939 Oh. It's not over. 728 00:44:05,217 --> 00:44:07,751 Well, a big chunk of it is. 729 00:44:09,588 --> 00:44:10,720 You know? 730 00:44:12,324 --> 00:44:14,491 Where I really felt like I was part of it, 731 00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,059 and it was part of me? 732 00:44:18,163 --> 00:44:19,763 It's gone, you know? 733 00:44:21,967 --> 00:44:24,300 I... I guess I haven't really... 734 00:44:25,637 --> 00:44:27,403 figured out yet how... 735 00:44:28,339 --> 00:44:30,206 to be old. 736 00:44:32,743 --> 00:44:34,177 And I feel so irrelevant. 737 00:44:34,212 --> 00:44:37,647 Honey, practice what you've preached... 738 00:44:37,682 --> 00:44:39,615 your whole life. 739 00:44:39,651 --> 00:44:41,984 Over a million copies sold. 740 00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:46,235 Be... here... now. 741 00:44:49,126 --> 00:44:50,325 Forget the past. 742 00:44:51,295 --> 00:44:53,162 Don't worry about the future. 743 00:44:55,299 --> 00:44:56,999 It is a hell of a lot easier 744 00:44:57,034 --> 00:44:59,702 to make that argument when you're 25 years old. 745 00:45:08,212 --> 00:45:09,377 You are beautiful. 746 00:45:09,413 --> 00:45:10,745 Shut up. 747 00:45:12,482 --> 00:45:14,583 You're so beautiful. 748 00:45:14,618 --> 00:45:15,650 Mmm. 749 00:45:19,489 --> 00:45:23,290 I used to walk down the street and get catcalled so much. 750 00:45:24,493 --> 00:45:26,527 I'd think I was going to be assaulted. 751 00:45:27,964 --> 00:45:29,964 I'd never thought I'd miss that. 752 00:45:29,999 --> 00:45:31,733 You want to be assaulted? 753 00:45:31,768 --> 00:45:32,800 No. 754 00:45:33,669 --> 00:45:35,603 But I do want to be wanted. 755 00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:39,473 Greg. 756 00:45:40,242 --> 00:45:41,308 I still... 757 00:45:42,417 --> 00:45:44,150 need you to want me. 758 00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:46,906 I want you. 759 00:45:48,317 --> 00:45:50,217 I still need you to want me. 760 00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:33,192 Oh my God. 761 00:46:49,777 --> 00:46:51,610 - Why are you stopping? - Um... 762 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,046 Apparently the, uh... 763 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:59,618 the need for my little magic pill 764 00:46:59,653 --> 00:47:02,821 is... no longer necessary. 765 00:47:07,794 --> 00:47:10,061 What are we waiting for? 766 00:47:10,096 --> 00:47:11,963 Uh, there we go. 767 00:47:16,569 --> 00:47:18,502 Yeah. 768 00:47:39,258 --> 00:47:41,624 Damn. That's... 769 00:47:59,578 --> 00:48:02,078 I, Randy Butler, am guilty of statutory rape. 770 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:38,881 Come on. 771 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,996 - You know, I have some skill... - Oh my God. 772 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,552 Look, um... 773 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:49,991 I am so sorry about that family meeting thing. 774 00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:52,327 I know that that really sucked for you. 775 00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:54,495 It's just Mom being Mom. 776 00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:57,364 She's scared. I get it, but... 777 00:48:59,402 --> 00:49:00,402 I'm good. 778 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,570 - Mmm. - I am. 779 00:49:04,841 --> 00:49:06,674 Good. 780 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:08,175 Mmm. 781 00:49:09,712 --> 00:49:11,879 You know I'm here for you when you need me. 782 00:49:12,792 --> 00:49:13,792 Anytime. 783 00:49:14,799 --> 00:49:16,200 That... I... that's dishonest. 784 00:49:16,224 --> 00:49:18,318 I am judging you harshly. 785 00:49:18,353 --> 00:49:20,019 I know. 786 00:49:21,856 --> 00:49:23,156 I love you. 787 00:49:23,191 --> 00:49:25,858 I really hope your boss does not find that shit out. 788 00:49:25,893 --> 00:49:27,660 Oh, me neither. Me neither. 789 00:49:27,695 --> 00:49:29,929 Hey, uh, Ramon? 790 00:49:29,965 --> 00:49:34,167 Your boy Henry here has been using his boss's Lyft account for over a year. 791 00:49:34,202 --> 00:49:35,568 Ex-boss. - Has he? 792 00:49:35,603 --> 00:49:37,803 Uh-huh. And that is the tax on stupidity. 793 00:49:37,839 --> 00:49:42,074 All right. Well, as much as we would like to party forever, 794 00:49:42,109 --> 00:49:43,776 you and I, Henry, gotta bounce. 795 00:49:43,811 --> 00:49:46,091 Oh, we gotta bounce. All right, thanks, guys. Yeah. 796 00:49:46,115 --> 00:49:48,488 Dudes, no! No, no, no, no. Look, we're just getting started. 797 00:49:48,512 --> 00:49:50,152 I've got... I've got Yahtzee. 798 00:49:50,176 --> 00:49:50,984 I've got Uno. 799 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:54,353 Oh! We've got Yahtzee! 800 00:49:54,388 --> 00:49:57,489 - Shut up. Shut up. - I really had a blast. 801 00:49:57,524 --> 00:49:59,424 It was lovely meeting everyone. 802 00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:00,758 Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. 803 00:50:00,794 --> 00:50:03,061 You're so welcome. 804 00:50:03,097 --> 00:50:05,864 It was great meeting you, Carmen. 805 00:50:05,899 --> 00:50:07,665 Hey, do you mind if I ask you a question? 806 00:50:07,701 --> 00:50:09,100 It's kind of personal. 807 00:50:09,135 --> 00:50:10,401 - Yeah, of course. - Okay. 808 00:50:16,610 --> 00:50:18,576 - So, um... - Mm-hmm? 809 00:50:18,612 --> 00:50:21,345 You're... perceptive... 810 00:50:21,381 --> 00:50:25,716 about... energy and... and stuff like that, right? 811 00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:27,018 Sometimes, yeah. 812 00:50:27,053 --> 00:50:29,920 Do you pick up on anything about me? 813 00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:33,590 Not anything I can tell you without knowing you 814 00:50:33,626 --> 00:50:35,666 a little bit better and spending some time with you. 815 00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:38,424 Anything about, maybe, the number 11:11? 816 00:50:42,034 --> 00:50:43,233 Not really. 817 00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:47,237 How about you get my contact info from your sister 818 00:50:47,272 --> 00:50:49,372 - and we'll make an appointment? - Cool. 819 00:50:49,408 --> 00:50:51,048 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do that. 820 00:50:51,076 --> 00:50:52,976 - Okay. Of course. - Thank you. 821 00:50:53,012 --> 00:50:55,278 - Thank you so... oh! - Absolutely. 822 00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:57,380 Hey, you guys want some leftovers? 823 00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:58,881 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah? 824 00:50:58,917 --> 00:51:00,683 Ramon, don't fuck this up. 825 00:51:00,718 --> 00:51:02,685 Don't fuck this up, Ramon. Oh. 826 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,487 That was a good shot. Good shot. 827 00:51:04,523 --> 00:51:06,222 Sucker-punched. 828 00:51:06,258 --> 00:51:08,458 Here. Yeah. All right. 829 00:51:08,493 --> 00:51:10,693 - That's for you. - Take whatever you want. 830 00:51:10,728 --> 00:51:13,996 Ah. Your card. Really? 831 00:51:14,032 --> 00:51:16,632 - Well, just in case, you know. - Just in case what? 832 00:51:16,668 --> 00:51:18,935 I need you to motivate my architecture? 833 00:51:18,970 --> 00:51:22,004 And this is where you give me your card. 834 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,541 - Yeah, I don't have any cards. - Of course you don't. 835 00:51:25,577 --> 00:51:28,611 Yeah. This is dinner, not a TED talk. 836 00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:32,341 Hold on. 837 00:51:32,483 --> 00:51:36,452 Aha! You're in luck. 838 00:51:36,487 --> 00:51:40,855 Whoa. This is ancient, but it is me, yup. 839 00:51:41,758 --> 00:51:43,658 Here. Give me a shout sometime. 840 00:51:44,995 --> 00:51:49,731 Uh, well, um, we can hug if you want. 841 00:51:49,766 --> 00:51:53,101 I'm... I'm just... you know, I'm just saying. 842 00:51:53,136 --> 00:51:56,671 I'm not like ideologically opposed to hugging, 843 00:51:56,707 --> 00:51:59,774 - so, okay, I'm officially being weird. - You're not weird. 844 00:52:01,111 --> 00:52:02,844 Nobody is. 845 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,914 Well, just put it in... 846 00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:08,469 put it in the box. 847 00:52:08,493 --> 00:52:10,293 At least... What? 848 00:52:14,122 --> 00:52:15,355 It's okay, Duc. 849 00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:18,311 I like you. 850 00:53:14,382 --> 00:53:15,481 You came? 851 00:53:17,017 --> 00:53:19,418 Hey. I did. 852 00:53:21,088 --> 00:53:24,156 Imam Chuck, this is my husband, Dr. Shokrani. 853 00:53:24,192 --> 00:53:25,757 He actually exists. 854 00:53:28,495 --> 00:53:31,596 Imam Chuck? 855 00:53:31,631 --> 00:53:34,499 - It's Charles... Demers. - We call him Chuck. 856 00:53:34,534 --> 00:53:37,468 Oh, Demers. That's French, isn't it? 857 00:53:37,504 --> 00:53:39,204 You don't look French. 858 00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,873 I'm Acadian, from the South, 859 00:53:41,909 --> 00:53:43,749 so the French is in there somewhere. 860 00:53:43,773 --> 00:53:46,511 Well, we can thank European colonialism for that, can't we? 861 00:53:46,546 --> 00:53:49,146 Yes, we can. 862 00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:51,216 I told Layla earlier I would love to have 863 00:53:51,251 --> 00:53:53,284 you both over for iftar dinner. 864 00:53:54,688 --> 00:53:57,388 Well, yes, definitely. We would love to. 865 00:53:59,258 --> 00:54:00,324 Fantastic. 866 00:54:00,359 --> 00:54:02,059 Uh, where's my son? 867 00:54:02,095 --> 00:54:03,660 - Oh. - Oh, he's been... 868 00:54:04,731 --> 00:54:07,631 He's been dancing up a storm for the last hour. 869 00:54:07,666 --> 00:54:08,766 You should join them. 870 00:54:08,801 --> 00:54:11,501 I think I might go and stuff my face at the buffet. 871 00:54:18,477 --> 00:54:20,110 I'm so sorry. 872 00:55:05,589 --> 00:55:07,956 They seemed impressed by you. 873 00:55:07,992 --> 00:55:12,261 Yeah. I think they were definitely charmed by me. 874 00:55:12,296 --> 00:55:15,164 If you don't say so yourself. 875 00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:18,167 Oh... shit. Before I forget. 876 00:55:21,238 --> 00:55:23,772 - Key. - Oh. 877 00:55:28,278 --> 00:55:29,377 You know what? 878 00:55:30,314 --> 00:55:32,614 Here. Keep it. 879 00:55:35,251 --> 00:55:36,785 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 880 00:55:38,354 --> 00:55:39,420 Come on. 881 00:55:41,057 --> 00:55:42,356 I like having you here. 882 00:55:43,626 --> 00:55:44,859 I like being here. 883 00:55:56,372 --> 00:56:00,474 You made me really... happy tonight. 884 00:56:01,577 --> 00:56:03,744 Want to make you happy every night. 885 00:56:12,254 --> 00:56:14,054 What would I do without you? 886 00:57:10,297 --> 00:57:12,297 _ 887 00:57:12,344 --> 00:57:15,421 _ 888 00:57:49,438 --> 00:57:57,516 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com