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Do you believe in the existence of evil?

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Help me!

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- Oh.
- No!

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30 years ago, I found
the Book of the Dead.

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Now, because I read from the book...

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Missar-drah...

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...evil has found me.

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You have no idea what you're doing!

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Of course I know what I'm doing.

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I wrote this book.

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Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan.

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That's my hometown.

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Ash?

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Hiya Pop.

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I got a problem.
The book... it did something to me.

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It changed me.

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Night night.

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That's our cue!

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Evil, if you show your ugly mug
in this town ever again,

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I will take you down
and I will wipe you out!

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You know me as Ash Williams,

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the hero who saved Elk Grove from evil.

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For 30 long years, I've used
this saw on monsters and demons.

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But those battles are won,
so now I use it to...

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Slash prices!

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At Ashy Slashy's Hardware
Store Emporium,

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we got you covered!

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You want paint?

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We shake it till we break it!

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Ladies, you'll love his nuts!

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What's better than a handful of my nuts?

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Ahh!

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A long screw.

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Whoa!

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We got wood.

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We got rope.

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We got rubber! We got it all!

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Die high prices!

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Goodbye high prices!

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For that special someone,
we've got everything from

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- "D" to "ildo."
- Mmm.

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Because at Ashy Slashy's,
service is literally...

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- Not.
- ...our middle name!

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Whoo!

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Perfection! And only 22 takes!

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- Welcome back...
- Yeah.

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It's looking good, Jefe.

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Marketing 101, Pablo.

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Know your audience.

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Look at them lining up out there.

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You're a badass!

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You know I've never
seen a town lose its shit

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over a hardware store before.

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Well, it's time to wake up and smell

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the lightly scented wax flowers, Pablo.

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This isn't just a well-stocked
hardware store/sex-toy emporium.

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No, this is a shrine to a local hero.

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Those adoring fans are my peeps!

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All right!

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Hey, hey!

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- Hello, Elk Grove!
- Hey, hey!

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Are you ready for some hardware?!

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Come on in!

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Fishing supplies, aisle two.

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We got guns, we got flags,
we got pornography.

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That's a little further in the back.

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Men, can't please your wives?

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Better check out aisle seven.

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Yeah!

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- Same problem?
- No need to push, jeez.

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Aisle 3 I think.

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Hey, no need to push. Leave me alone.

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And last up we have Amy,

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who I'm told has made
a startling discovery.

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I see here, Amy, that
you discovered this item...

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In the mud.

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In the mud.

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Well, I know. I'm sorry...

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What I fucking tell you, huh?

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How many times I got to tell you?

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Pretzels are for paying customers only!

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Okay?

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Next time I'll use your
head as a fucking cue ball.

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Who touched the T... who touched the TV?

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How many fuckin'...

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Hey, hey, it's me.

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You were right, evil's coming back.

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And here you've found a book
written in ancient Sumerian.

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- Curious.
- Does "curious" mean valuable?

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This appears to be some sort of...

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descriptive passage.

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Conda anu astratta alaktu...

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You know with most of these clowns,

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I got to play hardball, but for you?

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Hose clamps are half-off.

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These are the best in the world.

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You put them on, they grip tight.

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They don't slip, slide, stretch,
or tear like other things.

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...estaro ces reche.

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Sarr des kanda...

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Kanda...

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kanda?

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What?

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Apparently you've found an ancient text,

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known as the Necronomicon-Ex Mortis.

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The Book of the Dead.

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Is that... good?

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The book, is said to hold spells

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and incantations that,

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if read out loud...

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...could connect the demons
of the netherworld,

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with our own...

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Most important thing about a hose,

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is its width, and its length.

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Mostly the length.

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Our scheduled broadcast
will resume in a moment.

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Hey!

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I paid for two more spots!

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Okay, we got two fish tacos.

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Bam!

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We got your hard drive.

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- That's me. Thank you.
- Enjoy.

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- Oh yeah.
- Oh!

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I don't know...

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Excuse me.

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Oh! Shit...

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Who are you?

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Well in Rome, they called me
mulier daemonium de igne.

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Demon woman of fire.

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And in Greece, they called me

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ágria ti mitéra apó tin kólasi.

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Fierce mother from hell.

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But in these benighted times,
they just call me Ruby.

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I'll take that.

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No! No! Wait! It's too important...

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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This is bullshit.

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Whatever happened to free speech?

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Ah, this was my best giant penis yet.

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Yeah.

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Thanks for talking me into this.

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You missed a spot.

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- Dick.
- Less.

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Can we just finish and get out?

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I'm in enough trouble already.

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Wait till they see what
I drew on Perkins' car.

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Is "man-gina" a word?

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Oh, Rachel, please.

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I just want to get through
the next four months.

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Since when did you become
Miss Bourgeoisie?

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Oh, it's simple.

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I graduate, I can leave here.

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I leave here, I'm not here,
and that's a good thing.

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All right, you still haven't
fallen for Elk Grove's

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"small town charms?"

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Excuse me?

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The whole town's excited
because their ex-psycho killer

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is opening a hardware store.

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Kill me now.

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Could be worse.

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How?

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We could be like them.

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Oh, yeah. That'll never happen.

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Good, because if you did,

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I would have to slit my wrists.

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Oh, look. Cougie's back.

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Yeah, well, fuck off, Cougie!

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Okay, we get it.

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Costume, mascot, very funny.

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You can leave now!

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Hey, asshole!

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Go away...

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Okay, guy, now I'm mad.

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Jesus, what is that?

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Probably just some varsity assholes

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playing some bullshit prank!

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Brandy, don't!

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What is your problem, fuckboy?

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Help!

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Help! Help please!

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And that's the whole story.

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- Hey, feller. How are you?
- Hey.

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Ladies. Come on.

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A litlle somethin', somethin'.

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There we go.

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Nickel for a tickle, huh?

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What do you say?

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I don't believe this, it's really him.

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- Oh, hey. Hey, honey.
- Mom! Mom!

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There's this guy at the school,
you've got to come

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- help us, please!
- What?

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- Hey, Pablo.
- Yeah.

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Ah, I got to talk to you about
something else.

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If this is about a raise...

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Actually, you don't pay me
at all right now, but...

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Son of a bitch!

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Hey, whoa!

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Lady! There's a line!

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Wha...? You don't even remember me?

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Well, the old steel trap
never forgets a rack,

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but faces are a little fuzzy.

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Give me a hint.

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I said a hint.

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I'm your fucking wife!

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My what?

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We need to talk.

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Lady, I don't know what
kind of coo-coo juice

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you've been drinkin',
but if you're fishing for alimony...

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One of your goddamn monsters
just attacked

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our daughter at Kenward County High.

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Daughter?! Ha!

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You definitely got the wrong guy!

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Demons made you chop off your hand.

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"I'll swallow your soul."

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Good sex is 30 seconds
followed by a cheeseburger?

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Okay, maybe we have met.

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But in case you didn't get the memo,

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me and my compadres,
we buried evil big time.

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Elk Grove is officially
a demon-free zone.

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- Jefe.
- Yeah.

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I think she's telling the truth.

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Dude, I told you to get that
shit lasered off.

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Nah, I didn't do this!

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It just happened outside.

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I'm scared!

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This thing is after
my little girl and...

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All right all ready! I'll check it out!

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Just like old times, eh, Pablo?

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Except for the wife part, and no Kelly.

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Actually, it's not like
old times at all.

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- Just drive!
- Hey, easy for you sister.

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You come waltzing into my life,

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yapping about demons and daughters,

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and I don't know boo about you.

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- Candace Barr.
- Yeah, and?

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Branson?

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Branson.

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Oh...

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? I want candy ?

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? I want candy ?

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Oh.

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- Give me some!
- ? Yeah...! ?

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Ah! My God!

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Oh God! She's so good! Oh.

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Wait a minute, Candace Barr.

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Oh no, Candy Barr?

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Well, this daughter of ours,

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I'll bet she thinks
I'm pretty special, huh?

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Dream on.

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I told her her old man
was some crack dealer

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- who got shanked in prison.
- What?!

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Well, it was easier than admitting

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I'd hooked up with some psycho saw-boy!

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Oh, okay, but I call
B.S. on the daughter.

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I was using my lucky rubber
all through the odds,

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and that sucker went 50 and 0.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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? I want candy, hey! ?

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Just drive!

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Candalier boncelo....

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Kanda.

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Abomino.

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God, that smell.

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This monkey farm hasn't
changed in 30 years.

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The caller you are
trying to reach is unavailable.

268
00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,450
She's not answering.

269
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:43,619
You actually went to school?

270
00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:46,322
Yeah, these halls have
some sweet memories.

271
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,623
Met my first Linda here.

272
00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:54,062
Hey, give me a second.

273
00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:55,831
What are you doing?

274
00:16:57,299 --> 00:16:59,201
I'm sorry, I don't even know you,

275
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:01,237
but did I make a mistake
coming to Ash for help?

276
00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:06,775
Ever since I hooked up with El Jefe,

277
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,674
I've seen a lot of weird shit go down.

278
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,599
But he's always had my back.

279
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,115
Well, almost always.

280
00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:15,884
There was this one time
I got cut in half.

281
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:17,118
What?

282
00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:19,588
Yeah, but Ash went back
in time to save me.

283
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,424
It was so cool, but also really weird,

284
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:25,193
because when we got back,
nothing seemed to have changed.

285
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,096
Maui Wowie.

286
00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:30,466
It's my emergency stash.

287
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,868
I'll just put this bad boy away
for the appropriate time.

288
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,303
Brandy?

289
00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:18,412
Shh, shh!

290
00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:29,600
Whoever's out there, fuck off!

291
00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:33,729
Brandy?

292
00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:38,867
- Wow.
- She's not yours, dumb-ass!

293
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,436
Mom!

294
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,571
Honey! Thank God!

295
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:43,813
- Back off, Mama Bear!
- Hey!

296
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,106
What are you doing?

297
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,842
The ink on my buddy went nuclear,

298
00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:49,678
that means evil is just
around the corner.

299
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:53,415
So your little peach could
be a bowel-sucking hell beast.

300
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:55,651
Mom, what's the chainsaw
geek doing here?

301
00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:58,153
Oh, honey, uh, I don't know
how to tell you this,

302
00:18:58,253 --> 00:19:00,656
but Ash, he's-he's ah-he's your...

303
00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:02,800
What she's trying to say is...

304
00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:04,612
I'm your pop.

305
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,294
Father dearest.

306
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,364
The old sperm shooter.

307
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,098
- What?
- But you can call me Dad,

308
00:19:10,198 --> 00:19:12,501
unless you're a Deadite,
then you can go fuck yourself.

309
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:13,902
So come on now, demon-spawn!

310
00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:15,371
Show Daddy what you got!

311
00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:20,442
Okay, nobody move.

312
00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:31,093
Alleged Daughter,
who else is in the room?

313
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:34,189
Um, you...

314
00:19:34,289 --> 00:19:35,457
the guy with the hair...

315
00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:36,792
...my mom, and...

316
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,068
Rachel?

317
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,345
? Ashy Slashy ?

318
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,681
? Was a real stinker ?

319
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:03,552
? Took an axe to his sister's thinker ?

320
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,754
Hey, Brandy's friend.

321
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,491
You want to keep it down?

322
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,330
Oh! Oh my God! Rachel?
What have you done?

323
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,749
What are you doing?!

324
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:54,402
Rachel!

325
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:13,121
Ah!

326
00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:27,102
Ah!

327
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,220
Blow.

328
00:21:51,392 --> 00:21:52,728
No!

329
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:56,898
I love you, Brandy.

330
00:21:56,998 --> 00:21:58,634
- Oh!
- Ugh!

331
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,888
Candy.

332
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:33,969
Mom!

333
00:22:54,055 --> 00:22:55,456
Why you...

334
00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:59,060
No!

335
00:23:01,329 --> 00:23:05,333
Ashy Slashy, soon there'll
be nothing left of you...

336
00:23:05,433 --> 00:23:09,805
...we'll destroy your seed
and your whore daughter too.

337
00:23:09,905 --> 00:23:13,241
Sorry jailbait, my dance card
is a little full.

338
00:23:13,341 --> 00:23:14,576
I'll have to squeeze you in.

339
00:23:14,676 --> 00:23:16,111
Brandy!

340
00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:32,360
Oh!

341
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:35,230
Suck on that, Harpo.

342
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:49,210
What... what?

343
00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:50,979
I know.

344
00:23:51,079 --> 00:23:53,615
It sucks.

345
00:23:53,715 --> 00:23:55,450
I remember my first taste of evil.

346
00:24:02,724 --> 00:24:04,159
Oh, Cougie!

347
00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:05,894
They got you too!

348
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:18,039
Ash!

349
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,522
Ah! Whoa!

350
00:24:52,808 --> 00:24:54,309
Howdy fuckin' ho, boys.

351
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:55,711
Miss me?

352
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,644
Well, looky who's back,

353
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,380
and seriously rocking the leather.

354
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:20,101
Who's the boy toy?

355
00:25:20,201 --> 00:25:21,770
Kelly was right.

356
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,972
You are the prophesied one.

357
00:25:24,072 --> 00:25:25,573
This is Dalton.

358
00:25:25,673 --> 00:25:27,408
He's with the Knights of Sumeria.

359
00:25:27,508 --> 00:25:28,576
The who with the huh?

360
00:25:28,676 --> 00:25:30,345
It's an honor to meet you.

361
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,247
I've been waiting for the chance
to battle this ancient evil

362
00:25:32,347 --> 00:25:33,548
my entire life.

363
00:25:33,648 --> 00:25:37,152
Yeah, he's kind of a fan.

364
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:38,843
Who's the kid?

365
00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:43,224
Oh, believe it or not,
that's my daughter.

366
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,260
Sandy.

367
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,928
Ah, Mandy.

368
00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:48,129
Brandy.

369
00:25:48,997 --> 00:25:50,665
And fuck you.

370
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,600
We're still getting to know each other.

371
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,603
Okay, team, it looks like evil's back,

372
00:25:55,703 --> 00:25:58,039
and Elk Grove is ground zero.

373
00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,540
Kelly, Pablo.

374
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,409
Other guy, you up for this?

375
00:26:01,509 --> 00:26:02,811
One for all, and all for one.

376
00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:04,612
Uh, cute, but no.

377
00:26:04,712 --> 00:26:05,747
Pablo?

378
00:26:05,847 --> 00:26:08,249
Say it like you mean it.

379
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:09,717
Ghost Beaters are back!

380
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,220
Fucking A, right we are!

381
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,588
And evil...

382
00:26:13,688 --> 00:26:16,701
oh, we're coming for you.

383
00:26:18,393 --> 00:26:20,904
I think now is the appropriate
time Pablo.

384
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,739
Sandy?

385
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,840
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