1 00:00:00,015 --> 00:00:01,629 Previously on "Blood Drive..." 2 00:00:01,632 --> 00:00:04,549 What better place to test a passion potion 3 00:00:04,552 --> 00:00:06,726 than the uptight little hamlet of Meadeville? 4 00:00:06,728 --> 00:00:09,395 So what, this is some sort of sex plague? 5 00:00:09,397 --> 00:00:10,562 - Arthur... - Come on. 6 00:00:10,565 --> 00:00:12,765 What the hell'd you do to me? 7 00:00:12,767 --> 00:00:14,600 Christopher, wherever you're keeping him, 8 00:00:14,602 --> 00:00:16,035 he's a good cop too. 9 00:00:16,037 --> 00:00:17,585 I knew you wouldn't abandon me, buddy. 10 00:00:17,588 --> 00:00:19,171 You got your boy on the inside. 11 00:00:19,173 --> 00:00:21,781 Listen. I want tits murdering dicks! 12 00:00:21,784 --> 00:00:23,901 Guys, "Blood Drive's" getting picked up. 13 00:00:23,904 --> 00:00:25,687 We got future episode outlines. 14 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:27,372 We got air dates. Everything's here. 15 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:30,650 Yes, I will take it down to The Hall of Secrets. 16 00:00:30,652 --> 00:00:32,184 Karma was transferred from Kane Hill 17 00:00:32,186 --> 00:00:34,419 to the Claireview Rehabilitation Center for Women. 18 00:00:34,422 --> 00:00:36,722 I've rerouted the next leg to take you right past it, 19 00:00:36,724 --> 00:00:39,625 but if you're the last one across that finish line, 20 00:00:39,627 --> 00:00:41,594 rules still apply. 21 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:47,752 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 22 00:00:58,413 --> 00:01:00,680 We only have one shot at this. 23 00:01:00,682 --> 00:01:02,615 We gotta race balls out, build up an early lead 24 00:01:02,617 --> 00:01:04,617 - so we have enough time. - Great. 25 00:01:04,619 --> 00:01:07,386 So we find Claireview and bust Karma out of there 26 00:01:07,388 --> 00:01:09,021 and haul ass across the finish line 27 00:01:09,023 --> 00:01:10,623 before our heads explode. 28 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:13,693 - Pretty solid exposition. - Oh, eat me, Barbie. 29 00:01:15,129 --> 00:01:17,496 So, um... 30 00:01:17,498 --> 00:01:19,932 about last night. 31 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:21,678 I mean, with us. 32 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:24,437 I was under the influence. 33 00:01:24,439 --> 00:01:27,506 So I just don't want things to get, you know, 34 00:01:27,508 --> 00:01:29,542 weird out there on the road. 35 00:01:29,544 --> 00:01:31,844 - No, no, no weirdness. - Okay. 36 00:01:31,846 --> 00:01:33,779 We're, you know, got it on lock. 37 00:01:33,781 --> 00:01:35,848 I'm... I'm dialed in. 38 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:38,517 So relax, Barbie. You're off the hook. 39 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:40,786 But only because I'm in a kick-ass mood today. 40 00:01:40,788 --> 00:01:43,456 I'm gonna see my baby sister. 41 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,825 I just think we make a good team, 42 00:01:45,827 --> 00:01:47,693 and I don't wanna mess that up. 43 00:01:47,695 --> 00:01:49,295 You really think we make a good team? 44 00:01:49,297 --> 00:01:51,530 Yeah, I think we complement each other. 45 00:01:51,532 --> 00:01:53,833 Sort of the way a left-brain, right-brain work together. 46 00:01:53,835 --> 00:01:57,036 You know, you're tough and street-smart, 47 00:01:57,038 --> 00:02:00,973 and sort of, uh... 48 00:02:00,975 --> 00:02:02,775 a murderer. 49 00:02:05,046 --> 00:02:09,115 Good morning, Blood Drivers. 50 00:02:09,117 --> 00:02:11,317 Forgive my absence. 51 00:02:11,319 --> 00:02:13,386 Last night's excitement left me 52 00:02:13,388 --> 00:02:16,722 in a sticky situation. 53 00:02:18,059 --> 00:02:19,792 Pretty sure that some of you out there 54 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:21,727 might just be able to relate, 55 00:02:21,729 --> 00:02:23,496 but this morning we begin 56 00:02:23,498 --> 00:02:26,813 with the most frightening words 57 00:02:26,816 --> 00:02:29,068 in all of Blood Drive: 58 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:31,404 There's been a change of plan. 59 00:02:31,406 --> 00:02:34,073 For the first time 60 00:02:34,075 --> 00:02:36,675 in Blood Drive history, 61 00:02:36,677 --> 00:02:38,711 we're racing directly 62 00:02:38,713 --> 00:02:41,580 through the Savage Land. 63 00:02:41,582 --> 00:02:44,583 Drivers, start your engines. 64 00:02:51,559 --> 00:02:54,293 What do... what are you... 65 00:02:54,295 --> 00:02:57,163 You make it too easy. 66 00:02:57,165 --> 00:02:58,531 Lighten up, Barbie. 67 00:02:58,533 --> 00:03:00,238 We've just got grenades in our heads, 68 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:02,363 driving blood-drinking cars through the wasteland 69 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:04,203 in order to find Karma. 70 00:03:04,205 --> 00:03:05,971 Piece of cake. 71 00:03:26,894 --> 00:03:30,262 As a gentle reminder 72 00:03:30,264 --> 00:03:34,891 to keep that right foot down and your eyes on the prize, 73 00:03:34,894 --> 00:03:37,762 we rigged your car to shut down for ten minutes 74 00:03:37,765 --> 00:03:42,041 if you touch the brakes even for a moment. 75 00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:44,343 That's right, ladies and gentlemen, 76 00:03:44,345 --> 00:03:47,480 Blood Drive has gone brakeless. 77 00:03:47,482 --> 00:03:49,615 See you at the finish line. 78 00:04:03,064 --> 00:04:04,870 A little fast. 79 00:04:04,873 --> 00:04:07,079 Little fast. 80 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,539 Watch it. Watch it. 81 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,332 If we don't build a gap, we're dead. 82 00:04:21,782 --> 00:04:23,649 What're you doing? 83 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,386 Pedal boys. 84 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:40,666 Making great time, hon. 85 00:04:43,905 --> 00:04:46,672 You know what's wonderful about this moment? 86 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:48,741 - Potentially winning? - No, no. 87 00:04:48,743 --> 00:04:51,110 That we're doing it together. 88 00:04:51,112 --> 00:04:53,412 Oh, that too. 89 00:04:53,414 --> 00:04:55,214 It's like we turned back the clock. 90 00:04:55,216 --> 00:04:56,782 Yep. 91 00:04:56,784 --> 00:05:00,986 Before you started killing on your own. 92 00:05:00,988 --> 00:05:03,930 In the bathroom with the handle of a hairbrush. 93 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:06,292 Water running like I can't hear 94 00:05:06,294 --> 00:05:09,475 what's going on in there. Oh, God. 95 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:13,771 We're gonna be a real homicidal couple again. 96 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,731 This is just super. 97 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,652 When I started doing it without you? 98 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:20,110 Right. 99 00:05:20,113 --> 00:05:21,608 Are you kidding me? 100 00:05:21,611 --> 00:05:23,344 Are you kidding me? 101 00:05:23,347 --> 00:05:24,610 Are you kidding me? 102 00:05:24,612 --> 00:05:26,507 Are you ever at fault? 103 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,543 - There we go. - Why do you drive me away? 104 00:05:29,849 --> 00:05:31,515 Ro's coming for ya! 105 00:05:31,518 --> 00:05:32,917 Also means you're dead! 106 00:05:38,693 --> 00:05:41,002 There you are, partner. 107 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:43,739 Not trying to be a fuddy-duddy... 108 00:05:43,742 --> 00:05:47,366 Just hold on. I'm coming your way. 109 00:05:47,369 --> 00:05:49,269 'Cause I'm the man with the plan. 110 00:05:51,096 --> 00:05:53,630 You're awake much earlier than usual. 111 00:05:53,632 --> 00:05:55,632 Who are you talking to? 112 00:05:55,634 --> 00:05:58,368 Nobody, baby. 113 00:05:58,370 --> 00:06:00,037 I got some work stuff to take care of 114 00:06:00,039 --> 00:06:01,405 before my shift starts. 115 00:06:01,407 --> 00:06:03,540 It's like we never get a break, you know? 116 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:04,975 I do not. 117 00:06:04,977 --> 00:06:07,907 Security guards appear to do very little. 118 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,110 Wow. Okay. 119 00:06:10,113 --> 00:06:11,682 Agree to dis'. 120 00:06:23,696 --> 00:06:26,530 Your behavior is strange. 121 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,168 You have more swagger. 122 00:06:32,371 --> 00:06:35,806 Your body language is that of an alpha primate. 123 00:06:35,808 --> 00:06:40,444 Last night, a lot of things changed between us, baby. 124 00:06:42,448 --> 00:06:45,282 You're referring to our intercourse? 125 00:06:45,284 --> 00:06:47,518 Totally. 126 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:51,655 Oh, hey, might be home late tonight. 127 00:06:51,657 --> 00:06:54,091 Might grab a drink after work so don't wait up. 128 00:06:54,093 --> 00:06:56,894 Unacceptable. 129 00:06:56,896 --> 00:06:58,462 Hey, hey, hey. 130 00:06:58,464 --> 00:06:59,696 Relax. 131 00:07:02,568 --> 00:07:05,803 We took things to a new level. You know what I'm saying? 132 00:07:05,805 --> 00:07:08,772 Emotional levels. Feelings. 133 00:07:08,774 --> 00:07:13,477 We're, like, vulnerable to each other's needs now. 134 00:07:13,479 --> 00:07:16,880 So there'll be times when you're gonna lean on me 135 00:07:16,882 --> 00:07:19,850 and then other times... 136 00:07:22,621 --> 00:07:25,722 When I'm not gonna come home and do what the fuck I want. 137 00:07:30,729 --> 00:07:32,262 Yes, dear. 138 00:07:34,533 --> 00:07:36,333 - Really? - Correct. 139 00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:39,203 I have no reason not to trust you. 140 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,507 Really? 141 00:07:43,509 --> 00:07:45,342 Okay. 142 00:07:46,612 --> 00:07:48,812 So I'll be back later. 143 00:07:48,814 --> 00:07:51,148 I look forward to it. 144 00:07:51,151 --> 00:07:54,119 Have a lovely day. 145 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:04,728 I think we got this. 146 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:07,664 If we keep this pace we should be fine. 147 00:08:26,452 --> 00:08:29,052 Is that...? 148 00:08:29,054 --> 00:08:30,654 Barbarian horde? 149 00:08:30,656 --> 00:08:33,624 Yep, that's a barbarian horde. 150 00:09:04,023 --> 00:09:07,024 Did they... holy shit! 151 00:09:07,026 --> 00:09:10,227 Okay. 152 00:09:23,642 --> 00:09:25,075 Stay calm! Stay calm! 153 00:09:25,077 --> 00:09:27,277 Don't brake! Don't brake! 154 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,424 Find me, you bitch. 155 00:09:42,561 --> 00:09:45,429 Aah. 156 00:10:02,715 --> 00:10:04,881 That was way too close. 157 00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:08,952 On the bright side, we're in first place now. 158 00:10:08,954 --> 00:10:11,989 What's wrong with looking on the bright side? 159 00:10:11,991 --> 00:10:13,657 Whoa! Shit! 160 00:10:13,659 --> 00:10:15,125 I can't see. I can't see! 161 00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:16,893 - We got this. - How exactly do we got this? 162 00:10:16,895 --> 00:10:18,662 I'm a great backseat driver. 163 00:10:18,664 --> 00:10:20,931 Just ask Christopher. Uh... 164 00:10:22,735 --> 00:10:25,635 Right, right, right, right. 165 00:10:25,637 --> 00:10:27,237 I don't know how long I can keep this up. 166 00:10:27,239 --> 00:10:30,207 Okay, just keep it straight. 167 00:10:34,146 --> 00:10:36,880 - What're they doing? - Where are they going? 168 00:10:36,882 --> 00:10:39,516 Oh, shit, slow down. You gotta slow down. 169 00:10:39,518 --> 00:10:40,751 More. Stop the car. 170 00:10:40,753 --> 00:10:41,930 - We can't. - You gotta brake. 171 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,720 - We can't! - The road's blocked ahead! 172 00:10:43,722 --> 00:10:45,622 - Stop... you gotta hit the brake! - We can't! 173 00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:46,623 Arthur, no! 174 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:53,797 - You're welcome. - Engine disabled. 175 00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:55,966 Ten minutes. 176 00:11:00,773 --> 00:11:03,874 We just got Wile E. Coyote'd. 177 00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:12,482 End of the line. Let's go, Barbie. 178 00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:14,484 Beep, beep. 179 00:11:56,695 --> 00:11:59,262 I got this. 180 00:11:59,264 --> 00:12:00,997 How are you? Name is Arthur Bailey. 181 00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:02,532 - Great to me... - Aah! 182 00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:31,372 Oh. 183 00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:54,940 What the hell? 184 00:13:24,282 --> 00:13:25,949 You! 185 00:13:25,951 --> 00:13:28,118 You were on stage the night Arthur disappeared. 186 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,953 I'm sorry but if you'd like a signed photo 187 00:13:29,955 --> 00:13:32,099 you'll have to send a self-addressed stamped envelope 188 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,724 to 5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5... 189 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,060 - Where is he? - Safe... 190 00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:39,777 in my capable hands. 191 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,572 Where's Arthur? 192 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,240 Is that who you're really looking for 193 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,108 down here, Christopher? Hmm? 194 00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:49,384 I thought you'd joined Heart Enterprises 195 00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:51,162 for the robot pussy. 196 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,642 How'd you know about that? 197 00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:55,145 How's that investigation going, constable? 198 00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:57,347 Hmm? 199 00:13:57,349 --> 00:13:59,149 Shut up. What Aki and I share 200 00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:00,350 is none of your business. 201 00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:02,152 Aha. 202 00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:05,822 I suspect trust isn't what you're sharing. 203 00:14:05,824 --> 00:14:08,425 You know, she's watching us right now 204 00:14:08,427 --> 00:14:12,896 through that new eye of yours. 205 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,164 Hello? 206 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:17,467 Hello. Aki, darling. 207 00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:21,204 Stop it! 208 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:33,416 Say hello to the misses. 209 00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:51,334 So, beautiful. 210 00:14:51,336 --> 00:14:53,203 My name is Carolina. 211 00:14:53,205 --> 00:14:56,372 Do you know where we are? 212 00:14:56,374 --> 00:15:00,543 This is Majora. Our home. 213 00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:02,412 They call us Barbarians, 214 00:15:02,414 --> 00:15:05,782 but it's not exactly barbaric, is it? 215 00:15:05,784 --> 00:15:08,485 The Seedmakers abandoned this resort 216 00:15:08,487 --> 00:15:11,869 because it didn't produce enough cash for them. 217 00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:13,938 The Penny... 218 00:15:13,941 --> 00:15:15,872 And the Penis... 219 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,473 Are all they care about. 220 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,400 Follow me. 221 00:15:35,113 --> 00:15:37,280 All right! 222 00:16:01,072 --> 00:16:03,606 Take it off. 223 00:16:03,608 --> 00:16:06,476 The world went to hell so you opened a Burke Williams? 224 00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:08,545 Males roll in the dirt like pigs, 225 00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:10,457 doesn't mean we have to. 226 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,727 Look, I don't have time for this. 227 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,029 I need to go get my sister. 228 00:16:14,031 --> 00:16:16,331 You'll find many sisters here, Grace. 229 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,001 My real sister. 230 00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,302 Take a seat. 231 00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:23,972 Sit down. 232 00:16:23,974 --> 00:16:25,908 Relax. 233 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:29,078 When I get back, you and I will have a nice, long chat, 234 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,481 and you can tell me all about why you can't stay 235 00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:35,384 here in paradise. 236 00:16:44,994 --> 00:16:47,662 Move it along. Let's go. 237 00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:10,380 The hell? 238 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,543 Fuck a chainsaw. 239 00:17:35,578 --> 00:17:38,713 Oh, God. 240 00:17:51,327 --> 00:17:52,761 What the fuck? 241 00:17:57,724 --> 00:18:01,694 Oh, thank God. Never again. 242 00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:03,638 I'll never come in here again. I promise. 243 00:18:20,455 --> 00:18:22,234 What do you want from me, Domi? 244 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,169 The only language I speak is English. 245 00:18:25,203 --> 00:18:28,839 Not you language, idiot. Your love language. 246 00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:31,642 Did you read any of the books that I gave you? 247 00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,210 Oh, yeah, that's what we need. 248 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:35,712 Another book to tell me how to make "Kiss Coupons" 249 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,182 or my... my "Seven Daily Marriage Affirmations." 250 00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:40,851 It doesn't work if you don't try. 251 00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,920 No wonder we can't make any progress. 252 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:44,755 You're emotionally immature. 253 00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:46,990 You don't even have emotions! 254 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,993 The doctor said so! 255 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:53,497 It's not my fault those books are a scam. 256 00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:56,500 All you do is treat me like a kid, 257 00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,202 telling me what to do all the time. 258 00:18:58,236 --> 00:19:00,571 I wouldn't have to if you read a book 259 00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:02,867 that told you how to be a man. 260 00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:12,706 I'd like to get out now. 261 00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:15,743 Can't stop. No brakes. 262 00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:18,746 Besides, if I left you behind, 263 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:20,648 your head would blow up. 264 00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,650 More importantly, so would mine. 265 00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:25,753 Good, because I'd rather be a smear on the highway 266 00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,421 than have to ride another mile 267 00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:28,722 with a... 268 00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:30,758 A what, Cliff? Say it. 269 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:34,161 Say it. Or are you too stupid? 270 00:19:34,196 --> 00:19:36,597 Well, I was stupid enough to marry you! 271 00:19:39,835 --> 00:19:42,436 Apologize. 272 00:19:42,471 --> 00:19:43,737 No. 273 00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:45,506 Engine disabled. Ten minutes. 274 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,843 Well, then we're gonna sit here until we both die, 275 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:52,580 because there is no way that I am crossing the finish line 276 00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:55,082 with a pathetic little loser like you. 277 00:19:56,618 --> 00:19:58,586 Oh. Hello. 278 00:20:00,622 --> 00:20:03,090 I suppose this is my fault too. 279 00:20:06,962 --> 00:20:09,497 Hey. 280 00:20:09,531 --> 00:20:10,998 Water. 281 00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:12,933 Please. Water. 282 00:20:27,883 --> 00:20:29,950 Thank the goddamn tits. 283 00:20:29,985 --> 00:20:33,120 Finally, another dude. 284 00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,222 Shh. 285 00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:39,059 Don't tell 'em I got this. 286 00:20:39,094 --> 00:20:42,796 Don't get your hopes up. 287 00:20:42,831 --> 00:20:45,666 It only opens this door. 288 00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:11,659 Keep the juices flowing, man. 289 00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:13,227 You're gonna need it. 290 00:21:13,261 --> 00:21:16,030 How long have you been here? 291 00:21:16,064 --> 00:21:18,499 Uh... 292 00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,167 No idea. 293 00:21:21,703 --> 00:21:23,070 What do they want from you? 294 00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:24,905 The only thing they can't get on their own. 295 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,546 The Clam Ram. 296 00:21:29,711 --> 00:21:32,012 - You mean they... - Look for yourself. 297 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,756 Ah. Oh... 298 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,760 Quiet! 299 00:21:46,795 --> 00:21:48,862 Ah, oh, God! 300 00:21:54,236 --> 00:21:55,769 Oh, shit. Oh, God. 301 00:21:58,673 --> 00:22:00,774 How are you still alive? 302 00:22:00,809 --> 00:22:03,077 Eh, it's not so bad. 303 00:22:03,111 --> 00:22:06,947 After a while, it just kind of tingles. 304 00:22:06,982 --> 00:22:08,949 Glad there's another bro here, though. 305 00:22:08,984 --> 00:22:09,950 Move it. 306 00:22:13,989 --> 00:22:17,057 Hey, dude... 307 00:22:17,092 --> 00:22:19,159 welcome to paradise! 308 00:22:20,612 --> 00:22:23,714 Can I get a beer? 309 00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:25,266 Ah. 310 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,836 Ah, I am loving this little pit stop. 311 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:31,004 Yeah, we'll see how much you love it when we lose the race 312 00:22:31,006 --> 00:22:32,306 and our heads explode. 313 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,941 Half the field is back on the highway 314 00:22:33,975 --> 00:22:35,576 waiting for their cars to turn on. 315 00:22:35,610 --> 00:22:37,244 There's more than enough time to enjoy 316 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:39,813 a bit of Majora's hospitality. 317 00:22:39,848 --> 00:22:41,815 And this is so refreshing. Don't you think? 318 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,751 Like citrus breeze. 319 00:22:48,290 --> 00:22:50,257 Stop right there. 320 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:55,663 Back down. 321 00:22:55,697 --> 00:22:57,298 I understand your resistance, 322 00:22:57,332 --> 00:23:00,668 but I want you to tear down your wall and be free. 323 00:23:00,702 --> 00:23:02,870 Everybody's free here at Majora. 324 00:23:02,904 --> 00:23:05,773 Yeah, what about him? 325 00:23:05,807 --> 00:23:08,776 - Every person here is free. - Yeah, got it. 326 00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:10,778 Um, all right, well, thanks for the wash and wax, 327 00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:12,813 but I have places to be, so where's Arthur? 328 00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:14,615 Is Arthur your male? 329 00:23:14,649 --> 00:23:16,717 No, he is not my male. 330 00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:18,852 He is my partner, 331 00:23:18,887 --> 00:23:20,854 and we have a rehab facility to get to, 332 00:23:20,889 --> 00:23:22,156 so if you ladies don't mind... 333 00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:26,293 Claireview Rehabilitation Center for Women? 334 00:23:26,328 --> 00:23:27,861 You know it? 335 00:23:27,896 --> 00:23:29,396 We were inmates there. 336 00:23:29,431 --> 00:23:31,632 Tortured by their guards, 337 00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:32,866 their men, 338 00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:35,169 but we burned that hell hole to the ground. 339 00:23:35,203 --> 00:23:37,705 So if you're still trying to find Claireview, 340 00:23:37,746 --> 00:23:41,215 why don't you head up north and look for the crater? 341 00:23:41,242 --> 00:23:43,243 It might still be smoking. 342 00:23:43,278 --> 00:23:45,346 Another dead end. 343 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,848 Goddamn it, Karma, 344 00:23:47,882 --> 00:23:50,818 you never make this easy, do you? 345 00:23:50,852 --> 00:23:54,421 Karma D'Argento's your sister? 346 00:23:54,456 --> 00:23:56,890 How do you know that name? 347 00:23:56,925 --> 00:23:59,660 She's been with us since the beginning. 348 00:24:03,131 --> 00:24:04,732 Take me to her. 349 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,753 Yeah, sorry. Could I, uh, 350 00:24:10,756 --> 00:24:13,124 uh, could I, uh, you know, get a beer? 351 00:24:13,158 --> 00:24:15,726 Ah, sorry, man. All out. 352 00:24:15,761 --> 00:24:19,063 You got a whole coo... You got a whole cooler. 353 00:24:19,098 --> 00:24:20,565 - We gotta get outta here. - Nice. 354 00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:22,467 Don't be such a whiny bitch, dude. 355 00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:24,335 The ladies feed us, give us beer, 356 00:24:24,369 --> 00:24:28,139 and all we gotta do is jizz for it. 357 00:24:28,173 --> 00:24:29,740 Basically, we're living the dream. 358 00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:32,577 They suck semen out of your body 359 00:24:32,611 --> 00:24:34,245 with a milking machine. 360 00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:36,614 Yeah? 361 00:24:36,648 --> 00:24:38,583 But at least the machine's not allowed to vote. 362 00:24:38,617 --> 00:24:39,750 Am I right? 363 00:24:39,785 --> 00:24:41,786 Up top... like... 364 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,088 Grace's male. 365 00:24:44,123 --> 00:24:46,424 Let's go. 366 00:24:47,659 --> 00:24:48,793 Batter up, man. 367 00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:52,528 Let it all hang out. 368 00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:54,832 - Hey, thanks for the beer, man. - Yeah, no problem. 369 00:24:54,867 --> 00:24:57,135 No, I'm a hugger. 370 00:25:02,841 --> 00:25:05,209 Whew. 371 00:25:19,658 --> 00:25:21,691 We're afraid our audience won't be able to connect 372 00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:23,461 to any of these characters. 373 00:25:23,495 --> 00:25:25,663 They barely even wanna fuck 'em. 374 00:25:25,697 --> 00:25:28,132 Because they're not cool. 375 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:29,800 Maybe we should have 'em in sunglasses. 376 00:25:29,835 --> 00:25:32,870 And smoke. Smoking and sunglasses. 377 00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:36,240 But there needs to be a story. 378 00:25:36,275 --> 00:25:38,643 Subtle, nuanced characterizations 379 00:25:38,677 --> 00:25:39,810 of love, betrayal, and... 380 00:25:39,845 --> 00:25:41,679 No one cares about story. 381 00:25:41,713 --> 00:25:43,381 We told you that. 382 00:25:43,415 --> 00:25:46,551 Yes, tell me again about how my show works. 383 00:25:46,585 --> 00:25:49,314 We intend to. I reviewed your SDCs. 384 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,915 They are well below target range. 385 00:25:50,918 --> 00:25:54,492 My Strategic Dismemberment Counts are 38% above target. 386 00:25:54,526 --> 00:25:56,594 And your survival rates are too high. 387 00:25:56,628 --> 00:25:58,428 Your per capita maim number's the lowest we've seen 388 00:25:58,430 --> 00:26:00,364 - in a decade. - And worst of all, 389 00:26:00,399 --> 00:26:02,733 in your most recent race report, 390 00:26:02,783 --> 00:26:05,184 I count 15 typos. 391 00:26:05,204 --> 00:26:06,604 15. 392 00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:08,839 - Impossible. - You're aware of our policy 393 00:26:08,874 --> 00:26:11,442 mandating the use of the Oxford comma? 394 00:26:15,547 --> 00:26:17,448 - What the fuck, man? - Nothing more than 395 00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:20,518 a stylistic conceit of publishing houses. 396 00:26:20,552 --> 00:26:22,386 Entirely gratuitous to precise language. 397 00:26:25,457 --> 00:26:28,359 That's enough, Slink. 398 00:26:29,728 --> 00:26:32,463 I'm sorry. All this bend-your-wrist 399 00:26:32,497 --> 00:26:35,866 song and dance horseshit just doesn't do it for me. 400 00:26:35,901 --> 00:26:38,536 Here's the top line note. 401 00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:42,406 Between the Meadeville fiasco and the escapades at Kane Hill, 402 00:26:42,441 --> 00:26:44,875 you've lost control. 403 00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:48,379 Our in-house viewership has spiked to an all-time high 404 00:26:48,413 --> 00:26:50,715 since you've been absent. 405 00:26:50,749 --> 00:26:52,450 We're going public. 406 00:26:52,484 --> 00:26:53,884 "Blood Drive" will air 407 00:26:53,919 --> 00:26:56,887 worldwide starting next Wednesday. 408 00:26:59,658 --> 00:27:01,892 Finally. 409 00:27:01,927 --> 00:27:04,962 Without you. 410 00:27:04,997 --> 00:27:06,564 What? 411 00:27:06,598 --> 00:27:09,634 But how? 412 00:27:09,668 --> 00:27:12,837 How? You... you... you can't just... just 413 00:27:12,871 --> 00:27:15,339 plop the "Blood Drive" into people's homes 414 00:27:15,374 --> 00:27:17,008 without my guiding hand. 415 00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,410 A work like this, 416 00:27:19,444 --> 00:27:22,747 it needs a singular voice, an artist, 417 00:27:22,781 --> 00:27:26,284 and I will not compromise my vision for anyone. 418 00:27:26,318 --> 00:27:28,753 We don't need you. 419 00:27:30,622 --> 00:27:32,023 Fine. We'll do it your way then, 420 00:27:32,057 --> 00:27:33,624 but I'd like a larger trailer. 421 00:27:33,659 --> 00:27:37,261 Just tell me what you want. 422 00:27:37,296 --> 00:27:40,264 I want you to die. 423 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,838 What do you mean, we can't kill him? 424 00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:50,402 What the fuck is a holding deal? 425 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:52,543 Jesus. 426 00:27:54,579 --> 00:27:58,516 I guess we've still got some bullshit to work out. 427 00:28:07,659 --> 00:28:10,628 We owe our lives to your sister. 428 00:28:10,662 --> 00:28:14,227 All of Majora exists because of her bravery. 429 00:28:14,251 --> 00:28:16,962 She led the revolt at Claireview. 430 00:28:16,993 --> 00:28:19,428 I always knew that I was strong, 431 00:28:19,477 --> 00:28:23,474 but when I saw your sister fight, damn. 432 00:28:23,508 --> 00:28:25,309 She made us brave. 433 00:28:25,344 --> 00:28:28,913 She made us all brave. 434 00:28:28,947 --> 00:28:32,817 This is a holy place. 435 00:28:32,851 --> 00:28:35,519 Wait, where's Karma? 436 00:28:35,554 --> 00:28:37,688 I'm sorry. 437 00:28:37,723 --> 00:28:40,091 Karma fell in the revolt. 438 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:42,360 There was nothing I could do. 439 00:28:43,595 --> 00:28:45,896 Wait. What do you mean? 440 00:28:51,470 --> 00:28:54,438 Karma's dead. 441 00:29:29,104 --> 00:29:30,905 How did she die? 442 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:33,074 There was so much chaos. 443 00:29:33,108 --> 00:29:36,744 All I know is she fought like a warrior. 444 00:29:36,779 --> 00:29:38,880 She died alone? 445 00:29:38,914 --> 00:29:42,307 She died surrounded by her sisters. 446 00:29:42,339 --> 00:29:44,385 No! 447 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:47,388 I'm her sister. 448 00:29:50,426 --> 00:29:53,495 I should have been here. I should have... I should have... 449 00:29:58,434 --> 00:30:01,102 I need to be with her alone. 450 00:30:02,838 --> 00:30:05,139 Sisters, leave us quickly. 451 00:30:05,174 --> 00:30:07,141 Quickly! 452 00:30:13,182 --> 00:30:17,352 Can I ask you... 453 00:30:17,386 --> 00:30:21,389 why'd you two part ways if you were so close? 454 00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:26,160 It's complicated. 455 00:30:26,195 --> 00:30:27,996 There was this guy that... 456 00:30:28,030 --> 00:30:30,265 You see? Men. 457 00:30:30,299 --> 00:30:33,468 Men took Karma away from you, and men took Karma away from me. 458 00:30:33,502 --> 00:30:36,170 Oh, for fuck sakes, just go! 459 00:30:57,192 --> 00:30:59,227 - Aah! - Causing trouble already? 460 00:30:59,261 --> 00:31:01,296 What you're doing to those men is immoral. 461 00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:04,499 The Seedmakers have food, shelter, a reason to ejaculate. 462 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:06,467 That's all the beasts need. 463 00:31:08,604 --> 00:31:10,204 Put him on the altar, 464 00:31:10,239 --> 00:31:13,474 and when he's dead, kill the short, silly one too. 465 00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:17,979 Up, up! 466 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:30,158 Domi. 467 00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:34,495 Your wife's not gonna save you. 468 00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:36,264 She can't fight as well as us. 469 00:31:36,298 --> 00:31:39,634 - Shut up. - It's not her fault. 470 00:31:41,103 --> 00:31:44,072 It's genetics. 471 00:31:50,412 --> 00:31:52,347 Come on, baby. 472 00:31:52,381 --> 00:31:54,449 Get me out of here. 473 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,213 _ 474 00:32:05,303 --> 00:32:08,969 _ 475 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:16,935 _ 476 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,771 _ 477 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:28,321 _ 478 00:32:34,623 --> 00:32:37,325 Ladies, I want to thank you 479 00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:40,061 for the delightful spa treatment and refreshments... 480 00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:46,100 But it's time I see myself out. 481 00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:49,604 Hello, honey. 482 00:32:49,638 --> 00:32:53,241 How was your day? 483 00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:56,411 Oh, you know. 484 00:32:56,445 --> 00:32:57,645 How was yours? 485 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,481 Acceptable. 486 00:33:06,129 --> 00:33:09,465 I know this is new to both of us. 487 00:33:09,491 --> 00:33:12,960 Relationships are work and shit. 488 00:33:12,995 --> 00:33:15,096 But when you installed my prosthetic eye, 489 00:33:15,130 --> 00:33:17,632 did you install some sort of software 490 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,753 so you could see what I'm seeing? 491 00:33:19,769 --> 00:33:23,604 And some sort of... 492 00:33:23,639 --> 00:33:26,140 puke-cannon? 493 00:33:32,081 --> 00:33:35,049 How else could I trust you? 494 00:33:35,084 --> 00:33:36,718 Baby, why? 495 00:33:36,752 --> 00:33:40,221 One of my many objectives is to maintain a level of control 496 00:33:40,255 --> 00:33:43,424 over Heart assets. 497 00:33:46,495 --> 00:33:49,964 Is that all I am to you? Just... just another asset? 498 00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:51,164 'Cause I thought we had something... 499 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,534 Oh, baby. 500 00:33:53,569 --> 00:33:57,472 I'm an Autonomous Kinetic Intercourse Machine. 501 00:33:57,506 --> 00:34:00,141 I have no emotional directives, 502 00:34:00,175 --> 00:34:01,676 and even if I did, 503 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:05,680 they would not be affected by filling my semen reservoirs. 504 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:11,519 But... I thought I could trust you. 505 00:34:11,553 --> 00:34:13,221 Trust? 506 00:34:13,255 --> 00:34:15,356 Like I could trust you not to snoop around 507 00:34:15,390 --> 00:34:17,358 where you don't belong? 508 00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:23,164 If you were attempting to manipulate my emotions, 509 00:34:23,198 --> 00:34:25,366 Christopher... 510 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,203 I'm afraid you've only manipulated yourself. 511 00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:33,274 I have no emotions. 512 00:34:33,308 --> 00:34:35,743 I feel nothing. 513 00:34:40,249 --> 00:34:43,217 So we'll just keep it casual, I guess. 514 00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:48,873 After all... 515 00:34:48,905 --> 00:34:51,058 you're literally 516 00:34:51,093 --> 00:34:54,562 just a sex object. 517 00:35:02,771 --> 00:35:05,406 I was too late. 518 00:35:08,577 --> 00:35:10,378 All those miles I raced, 519 00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:13,714 all those people I killed. 520 00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:19,487 None of it mattered. 521 00:35:19,521 --> 00:35:22,423 Is this what it felt like? 522 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:28,429 Is this what it felt like when I left you? 523 00:35:30,465 --> 00:35:33,134 'Cause it hurts so bad. 524 00:35:38,455 --> 00:35:41,757 Grace! Aah! 525 00:35:53,388 --> 00:35:55,189 I thought she'd come for me. 526 00:35:55,224 --> 00:35:58,626 Ah, forget about her, man. 527 00:36:00,229 --> 00:36:01,796 You wanna... 528 00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:04,465 I don't know... 529 00:36:04,499 --> 00:36:07,835 sneak into the seeding room and... 530 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,438 milk ourselves? 531 00:36:12,307 --> 00:36:14,342 You know, teach 'em a lesson? 532 00:36:23,819 --> 00:36:25,569 Hey there, handsome. 533 00:36:30,746 --> 00:36:32,713 Grace! 534 00:36:32,748 --> 00:36:34,082 Aah! 535 00:36:34,116 --> 00:36:36,417 No Grace, no mercy. 536 00:36:36,452 --> 00:36:38,586 Aah! Aah! 537 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:42,323 Why are hot girls always so mean? 538 00:36:42,357 --> 00:36:44,058 You keep on talking 539 00:36:44,093 --> 00:36:45,426 and you'll die. 540 00:36:45,461 --> 00:36:47,128 I can't help that I'm charming. 541 00:36:47,162 --> 00:36:50,098 All Seedmakers, you're all the same. 542 00:36:50,132 --> 00:36:53,401 You killed Karma and you destroyed Grace's life! 543 00:36:53,435 --> 00:36:55,169 No, no, no, you got it all wrong. 544 00:36:55,204 --> 00:36:57,572 I'm trying to help her! 545 00:36:57,606 --> 00:37:00,608 Leave him alone! 546 00:37:00,642 --> 00:37:04,479 Ugh. 547 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,747 I didn't want you to see this, Grace, 548 00:37:06,782 --> 00:37:09,450 but I'm glad you're here now. 549 00:37:09,485 --> 00:37:12,987 This is the only way you'll be free. 550 00:37:27,384 --> 00:37:30,153 You did this. 551 00:37:30,172 --> 00:37:32,306 Sisters, defend Majora! 552 00:37:32,341 --> 00:37:35,143 Grace. Grace. 553 00:37:35,177 --> 00:37:36,978 Cut the ropes. We'll take her together. 554 00:37:37,012 --> 00:37:39,614 I got this, Barbie. 555 00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:43,184 It's girl's night. 556 00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:45,486 You're poison, Grace. 557 00:37:45,521 --> 00:37:48,489 Brainwashed by the Capitalists 558 00:37:48,524 --> 00:37:50,324 and the Warmongers 559 00:37:50,359 --> 00:37:53,027 - and the Seedmakers. - Shut up, Carolina. 560 00:37:53,061 --> 00:37:55,129 Your bullshit's already killed one D'Argento. 561 00:37:55,164 --> 00:37:57,532 It wasn't my fault. I loved her. 562 00:37:57,557 --> 00:38:01,393 Grace, what're you doing? 563 00:38:01,436 --> 00:38:03,471 Let's see if you can kill another. 564 00:38:03,505 --> 00:38:05,406 I'm done fighting. 565 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,574 - Aah! - Grace! 566 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:13,681 You're a fucking disgrace to your kind. 567 00:38:13,715 --> 00:38:16,184 Yeah? What kind is that? 568 00:38:16,218 --> 00:38:17,418 Huh? 569 00:38:17,452 --> 00:38:19,654 An angry, bitter piece of shit 570 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,190 that blames the world for her mistakes? 571 00:38:22,224 --> 00:38:24,058 That's not what I taught my sister, 572 00:38:24,092 --> 00:38:26,427 and I know that's not what she would want for this place. 573 00:38:27,462 --> 00:38:29,830 You failed her. 574 00:38:29,865 --> 00:38:32,266 Just like I failed her. 575 00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:35,369 'Cause here's the truth. 576 00:38:35,404 --> 00:38:38,539 No matter what shit you've been through, 577 00:38:38,574 --> 00:38:42,543 it doesn't justify hurting other people. 578 00:38:42,578 --> 00:38:45,179 He taught me that. 579 00:38:45,214 --> 00:38:46,681 Then it's a lie. 580 00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:50,218 No, the truth's the truth, 581 00:38:50,259 --> 00:38:53,361 no matter what idiot says it. 582 00:38:55,657 --> 00:38:57,758 So come on, Carolina. 583 00:38:57,793 --> 00:39:01,195 I'm dying to see what a washed-up failure like you 584 00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:02,563 can do to me. 585 00:39:02,598 --> 00:39:04,398 Grace! 586 00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:19,714 Why you laughing, huh? 587 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,808 Huh? Is that all you got? 588 00:39:25,187 --> 00:39:27,888 What, you can't finish the job? 589 00:39:30,459 --> 00:39:32,126 I know what you're trying to do. 590 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,092 You want to be punished for your guilt, 591 00:39:34,095 --> 00:39:35,496 and I won't be part of it. 592 00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:38,499 Come on, Carolina. 593 00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:41,836 Look how quickly we've torn ourselves apart. 594 00:39:45,274 --> 00:39:47,775 Grace. What'd you do to her? 595 00:39:47,809 --> 00:39:50,578 Nothing we haven't done to ourselves. 596 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:19,674 I'm so sorry we had that little kerfuffle. 597 00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:23,544 I'm sorry too. It was completely my fault. 598 00:40:23,578 --> 00:40:25,479 You know, you're right. 599 00:40:25,514 --> 00:40:27,948 Solving problems together, 600 00:40:27,983 --> 00:40:30,184 that's when we're at our best. 601 00:40:30,218 --> 00:40:33,454 I'm so glad you said that because... 602 00:40:33,488 --> 00:40:36,957 I have a little project that the two of us can share. 603 00:40:41,997 --> 00:40:45,533 Sweetheart, that is the most romantic thing 604 00:40:45,567 --> 00:40:48,402 anyone has ever done for me. 605 00:41:13,562 --> 00:41:17,431 I'm sorry about Karma. 606 00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:20,935 I know there's nothing I can do to bring her back to you. 607 00:41:23,705 --> 00:41:28,242 But all that pain was put on you by Heart. 608 00:41:28,276 --> 00:41:32,246 Your sister is one of thousands of victims. 609 00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:37,351 The truth is... 610 00:41:38,987 --> 00:41:42,957 I don't know how I can do this without you anymore. 611 00:41:46,728 --> 00:41:50,364 So no more bullshit. 612 00:41:50,399 --> 00:41:52,933 Nothing tying us down. 613 00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,769 You and me working together 614 00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:57,571 actually stand a chance to fight Heart 615 00:41:57,606 --> 00:42:00,574 for Karma and all the rest of 'em. 616 00:42:03,512 --> 00:42:06,680 Grace, we're so close. 617 00:42:08,016 --> 00:42:09,984 I need you. 618 00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:16,891 Grace, talk to me. 619 00:42:18,794 --> 00:42:22,430 Can you hear me? 620 00:42:22,464 --> 00:42:25,299 Grace? 621 00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,945 Grace? 622 00:42:26,948 --> 00:42:29,348 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ...