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Happy Friday.

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You fell for it.

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You took Casual Friday too far.

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What do you mean?
The email said we could wear

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- whatever we want.
- Matt, you naive little ingenue.

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Casual Friday is a trap.

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Anything you wear can
and will be held against you.

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You know, this is the first time
I've ever seen your toes.

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There's something weird about them.

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I don't have weird toes.

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Yes, you do.

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They look like stretched out
baby fingers.

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As much as I enjoy seeing others fail,

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I'm gonna take pity on you
and give you my jacket.

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Now he looks like he's in a ska band.

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I actually used to be in a ska band.

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Don't ever tell anybody that.

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Great, now I look like
the biggest idiot in the office.

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Hi, Tom.

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Jill, nice to see you.

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Terry, how's it going?

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Oh, nice outfit, Jennifer.

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Morning, Ken.

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Can you get the New York office

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on the phone for me, please?

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Anyone have any big plans
for the weekend?

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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- Hey.
- Hmm?

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Did you notice?

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- Contacts.
- I did notice.

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Hey...

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these are real cheetah.

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I could tell.

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What the fuck is this?

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Oh, well, sir, we have been
experiencing an uptick

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in reports of employee
depression and aggression.

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So to address the issue,

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we implemented Casual Friday,

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where employees
can wear jeans once a month.

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Well, that was a catastrophic mistake.

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Just look at that.

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I mean, how can someone
lack the shame and dignity

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to come into an office
looking like that?

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To put on those clothes

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and stroll into a place of business

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and think that that's an acceptable way

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to live your life?

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We probably shouldn't tell him
our best lawyer

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went insane and came in shirtless today.

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And what is going on with those toes?

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The second one is too long.
It should be covered.

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Why would he subject us to this?

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I don't want to see
another human being's foot

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for the rest of the day.

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Wow. This is definitely gonna
be a traumatic memory for me.

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Alyssa Armstrong is going to
be here within the hour,

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and she represents
Glorious Salvation Ministries,

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the largest group
of mega-churches in the country,

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and this meeting was not easy to get.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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I had to buy three

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of George W. Bush's dog paintings

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to get him to vouch for me.

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Now, we all know there's no God,

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but there is...

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a ton of money to be made in his name.

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So let's try to act
like professionals today.

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And, John...

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put your glasses back on.

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You look like a prepubescent Voldemort.

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Thank you, sir.

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John and I need to hop
into this meeting,

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so we need you to talk to the man

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who came in without his shirt on.

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His name is Walter Sabo.

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He's the top litigator
at Hampton DeVille

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and one of the best in the country.

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And judging by your inability
to dress yourself,

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we thought you might be able
to get through to him.

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Okay, I'll do it.

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Thanks for believing in me.

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Don't worry, I'll keep him
on a short leash.

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What do we think?

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You look like a priest.

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Well, that's what I'm going for.

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- Well, it's too much.
- Okay. Too much.

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When did you stop believing in God?

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I was 12.

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I drank some of the holy water
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- and it gave me salmonella.
- Hmm.

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What made you stop believing in God?

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YouTube comments.

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Who are the 90% of people
who still believe in God?

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Professional athletes.
They're rich, hot,

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and their bodies
haven't betrayed them yet.

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Their lives are amazing.

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Why wouldn't they believe in God?

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We need to speak to Walter.

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Okay, but you know
he's not wearing a shirt, right?

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Yeah, that's why we're here.

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Am I gonna lose my job?

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I have student loans.

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No, no.

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I mean, I guess I don't know,
but probably not.

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Listen, why don't we
finish this conversation

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when I beat you
on the golf course this Sunday?

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Sounds good.

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Send those contracts over,

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and I'll take a look at them today.

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All right. Ciao.

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How can I help you boys?

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Walter, we're here to talk
to you about your shirt.

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I'm not wearing a shirt.

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Exactly. That's the problem.

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Why is that a problem?

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Today is Casual Friday.

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We're aware of that,

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but that doesn't mean
you can be shirtless.

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Actually, it does.

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The official Casual Friday memo

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says the dress code is "loosened."

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However, in the entire document,

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there's no stated definition
of the word "loosened."

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Therefore, "loosened" is open

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to individual interpretation.

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My interpretation
is not wearing a shirt.

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Right, but it's distracting

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to the other employees.

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Why?

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Because they can see your nipples.

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Are you saying there's
something wrong with my nipples?

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No, your... your nipples are great.

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It's just that in the workplace,

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nipples are problems.

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I disagree,

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and the burden is on you
to prove me wrong.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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my nipples and I have some work to do.

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? While by my sheep ?

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? I watched at night ?

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Remember, God is real.

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Alyssa,

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how nice to finally meet you.

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Hello, Mr. Devil.

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It's pronounced DeVille.

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But please, call me Christian.

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I have to be honest,
I was a little hesitant

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about meeting with you today, but, um...

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I can see that Hampton DeVille

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is serious about working with us.

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However, I am finding the choir music

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somewhat distracting.

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Down or off?

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- Maybe just off.
- Just off?

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Well, let's get into terms.

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Okay, Walter has clearly lost his mind.

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But if you think about it,

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why are we wearing shirts?

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Like, why are you wearing that shirt?

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Because I look great in it.

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Right, okay, but beyond that,

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why are you covering your body
in clothing?

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Because I'm ashamed of my body.

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Okay, right, but maybe

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if we didn't wear clothes,

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there wouldn't be body shame.

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Maybe body shaming is underrated.

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What's going on?

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Does Walter still have his shirt off?

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The Walter situation is under control.

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Ken, I need the Smith files
when you get a chance.

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Thanks, buddy.

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Yeah, but he still has his shirt off.

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Well, yes.

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But he's still doing his job.

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So if I took my shirt off,

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you guys wouldn't do anything about it?

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Who's to say what we would do?

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No. Very bad.

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You're being an unbelievably bad boy.

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Stop it. You're the baddest boy.

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I really would love for you to stop.

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- I'll pay you a lot of money.
- Please don't do that.

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Okay, fine,

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but nobody else
take their shirt off, all right?

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I mean, Paige, obviously you can't.

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Uh, wait, what does that mean?

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Well, you're a woman, so...

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So what?

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If you're a guy,
you could take off your shirt,

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but if you're woman, you can't?

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That's sexist.

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Okay.

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Um, I know that since I'm a man,

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telling you what is
or isn't sexist is sexist.

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But you can't take off your shirt.

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Because you're a woman.

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But we're not sexist.

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Oh.

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Okay, that's fair.

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And I'm sorry.

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Hey, these executives say

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- we can all take our shirts off.
- No, we didn't.

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It's against the rules
to have your shirt off!

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And there will be repercussions.

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We just don't know what they are yet.

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But we're figuring that out!

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As you can see,

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Hampton DeVille has the ability

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to bring your churches
into the 21st century.

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Our flat screens will broadcast
the gospel of Jesus

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in 4K resolution.

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We want to help you create

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an immersive religious
entertainment experience.

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And if somehow your congregants

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manage to lose interest,

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you can wake them up with...

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The touch of God.

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So what do you say?

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Shall we...

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consummate this holy union?

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What you have presented here today

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is blasphemy.

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You want me to pay millions of dollars

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so you can splatter your corporate logo

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across my church?

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Well, I have a counteroffer.

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$1.

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That's how much I'm willing to pay you.

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- Now, the question is...
- You can kill it now.

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Are you smart enough to say yes?

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You have my attention.

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Never in the 6,000-year-old
history of the world

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has a corporation been offered

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a product placement opportunity
like this.

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Every time my congregants go to pray,

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they'll be thinking
of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit,

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and Hampton fucking DeVille.

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So you all are going
to supply my churches,

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and I'm going to pay you nothing.

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And you are going to thank God

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for the gift I have given unto you.

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God damn.

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Do not use the Lord's name in vain.

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Thanks to you guys, there are now

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25 shirtless people in this building.

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And yet all of them look
less ridiculous than Matt.

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Why are you attacking me right now?

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I was going to leave early
to go see Pitbull,

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but at this rate, I won't be able to.

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I had to forgive my father
for those tickets.

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I don't blame people
for taking their shirts off.

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They're just desperately grasping

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for any sort of identity,
and I can relate to that.

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- You're wrong.
- Guys!

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We need to talk to these people

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and figure out how
to get their shirts back on

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so I can be baptized
in the sweat of my one true god,

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Pitbull.

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So why aren't you wearing your shirt?

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If they want to tell me
what to wear so badly,

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maybe they should try paying
for my health benefits first.

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Corporations are fascist, okay?

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I don't buy in
to your puritanical dress code.

265
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,593
You know who else tried

266
00:10:48,693 --> 00:10:50,862
to enforce dress codes? Hitler.

267
00:10:50,962 --> 00:10:53,042
Honestly, I just started
doing this as a joke, but...

268
00:10:53,098 --> 00:10:54,733
I mean now, I'm pretty serious about it.

269
00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,602
I'm just a janitor here,
so I don't really

270
00:10:56,702 --> 00:10:57,769
get treated like the other employees.

271
00:10:57,870 --> 00:10:59,672
It just feels good
to be a part of something.

272
00:10:59,771 --> 00:11:01,406
Monkeys don't wear shirts.
Right? We're all monkeys.

273
00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:03,008
Walter's standing up for all of us.

274
00:11:03,109 --> 00:11:06,279
I think Walter's
an honest-to-God prophet.

275
00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:07,646
I think Walter's hot.

276
00:11:07,745 --> 00:11:09,981
Donkeys also don't wear shirts,

277
00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:10,950
so, uh...

278
00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,385
think about that.

279
00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:14,787
So, Brock...

280
00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:17,035
Why did you take your shirt off?

281
00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:19,190
I think Walter's right.

282
00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:20,125
There's way too many restrictions

283
00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:22,327
on our bodies here at work.

284
00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:23,995
If people don't want to wear a shirt,

285
00:11:24,096 --> 00:11:25,364
they shouldn't have to.

286
00:11:25,463 --> 00:11:26,864
I kinda feel like anybody

287
00:11:26,966 --> 00:11:29,135
should be able to do
whatever they want to do,

288
00:11:29,235 --> 00:11:30,236
all the time.

289
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:32,572
I found Brock quite persuasive.

290
00:11:32,672 --> 00:11:34,140
I think he made some great points.

291
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,407
I implicitly trust him,

292
00:11:35,506 --> 00:11:37,510
and I want to be his friend.

293
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:38,844
I'm not gonna force my fellowship

294
00:11:38,944 --> 00:11:41,680
to look at ads for
Hampton DeVille's vodka brand

295
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,615
every time they turn to 1 Corinthians.

296
00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:45,216
Well, unless you're willing to leave

297
00:11:45,317 --> 00:11:46,286
the future of your company...

298
00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:47,553
I'm sorry, "church"...

299
00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:49,755
up to God's good will,

300
00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:51,656
you're going to have to make
some compromises.

301
00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:53,859
You can't have free porn
without pop-ups.

302
00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:56,261
My congregation doesn't listen
to pop-up ads.

303
00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:57,929
They listen to me.

304
00:11:58,029 --> 00:11:59,531
When I told them to burn "Harry Potter,"

305
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:02,434
sales of the book went up 40%.

306
00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:04,337
JK Rowling still owes me for that.

307
00:12:04,437 --> 00:12:06,572
Okay, how about this?

308
00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:08,039
We'll disable the ads,

309
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,775
but in exchange,

310
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:12,077
I want all your refreshment stands

311
00:12:12,177 --> 00:12:13,611
to be stocked exclusively

312
00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:15,414
with Hampton DeVille food products.

313
00:12:15,514 --> 00:12:18,250
We're thinking...

314
00:12:18,351 --> 00:12:19,719
Crossicles.

315
00:12:29,794 --> 00:12:31,296
My favorite flavor:

316
00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:33,565
the blood of Christ.

317
00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:37,002
Go grab the champagne.

318
00:12:37,102 --> 00:12:39,005
We'll have a deal by the time
you get back.

319
00:12:40,872 --> 00:12:42,192
Christian is a master negotiator.

320
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,010
We might even get out of here
in time to see Pitbull.

321
00:12:53,852 --> 00:12:56,587
? Satan is real ?

322
00:12:56,688 --> 00:13:00,558
? Working in spirit ?

323
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:03,828
? You can see him and hear him ?

324
00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:08,066
? In this world every day ?

325
00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:11,503
? Satan is real ?

326
00:13:11,602 --> 00:13:13,539
? Working with power ?

327
00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:15,739
? He can tempt you ?

328
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:20,179
? And lead you astray ?

329
00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:25,484
It's like fucking Armageddon out there.

330
00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:27,286
I haven't seen this
many bare torsos since

331
00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:29,454
that spring break I got trapped
in that mannequin factory.

332
00:13:29,554 --> 00:13:31,323
We think it has something
to do with Walter.

333
00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:32,757
He started some kind of movement.

334
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:35,814
How could one employee taking
his shirt off lead to this?

335
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:38,531
I might be able to explain.

336
00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,500
You need to think of this as a riot.

337
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,768
Now, during a riot,

338
00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:45,271
people do things
that they don't normally do,

339
00:13:45,371 --> 00:13:46,238
things that don't make sense.

340
00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:48,275
It starts with one person

341
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,476
throwing a brick through a window,

342
00:13:50,577 --> 00:13:52,346
or in this case, taking their shirt off.

343
00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:55,149
This person is a radical.

344
00:13:55,249 --> 00:13:58,385
They don't need anyone
to model their behavior after.

345
00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:00,154
Then a second person comes.

346
00:14:00,254 --> 00:14:02,823
Usually this person wouldn't
take their shirt off,

347
00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:05,225
but since someone else
has done it first,

348
00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:06,825
they go along for the ride.

349
00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:09,930
Then a third person
and fourth person and so on.

350
00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:13,433
It's very simple crowd psychology.

351
00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:14,775
Once enough people participate,

352
00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:17,311
there are no social consequences.

353
00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:19,522
It's like how everyone in the '90s

354
00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:21,857
started listening to ska.

355
00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:25,461
This guy knows what I'm talking about.

356
00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:27,964
So how do we get people to
stop taking their shirts off?

357
00:14:28,063 --> 00:14:29,665
There's no stopping it.

358
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,701
Eventually, we'll all be shirtless.

359
00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:37,541
Okay.

360
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,007
John and I will handle Christian.

361
00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:41,244
You two better fix this

362
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,379
or I will crucify you myself.

363
00:14:47,649 --> 00:14:49,985
Turn the AC down to 53 degrees.

364
00:14:50,086 --> 00:14:52,087
Yes, I am powerful enough
to tell you to do that.

365
00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:53,322
Now do it.

366
00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:55,323
Okay, Ken, we'll be there
in just a minute.

367
00:14:55,424 --> 00:14:57,159
No, you don't have to
turn tricks to make rent.

368
00:14:57,259 --> 00:14:58,894
Just drive Lyft or something.

369
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:03,332
She caved. We've got a deal.

370
00:15:03,432 --> 00:15:07,003
Sir, first I just want to say
that watching you negotiate this

371
00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:09,171
has been a privilege.

372
00:15:09,272 --> 00:15:11,007
Quick update slash minor hiccup:

373
00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:13,376
half the employees have taken
their shirts off

374
00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:16,612
and are refusing to put them back on.

375
00:15:16,712 --> 00:15:17,747
What?

376
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:28,124
Jesus Christ.

377
00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:29,325
I'll handle Alyssa.

378
00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,626
You two deal with
the rest of the company

379
00:15:31,727 --> 00:15:35,097
or I swear to God
I will crucify you myself.

380
00:15:36,932 --> 00:15:38,772
- Let's celebrate.
- We want to talk to Walter!

381
00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:40,437
He's the only one who understands us!

382
00:15:40,537 --> 00:15:41,872
Let him out of his office!

383
00:15:41,971 --> 00:15:44,051
I'm not keeping him in there!
I'm just his assistant!

384
00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:46,608
What do you want me to do?
Suck all your dicks for money?

385
00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:48,244
- What?
- What did he say?

386
00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:49,585
Oh, God, thank God you're here.

387
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,314
Why do those guys get to see Walter?

388
00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:53,615
They don't even have their shirts off!

389
00:15:53,716 --> 00:15:56,152
And say hello to Linda for me.

390
00:15:56,251 --> 00:15:57,386
Really?

391
00:15:57,486 --> 00:15:59,254
Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.

392
00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:00,789
Then don't say hi to her for me.

393
00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:06,062
All right. I'll talk to you later. Ciao.

394
00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:07,396
Can we make this quick?

395
00:16:07,495 --> 00:16:09,655
I've got work to do, and you
boys keep interrupting me.

396
00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:11,233
Walter, half the company
has their shirts off

397
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,102
and Christian will probably
clean house if he finds out,

398
00:16:13,202 --> 00:16:15,137
all because you refuse
to put your shirt back on.

399
00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:16,273
Hasn't this gone far enough?

400
00:16:16,373 --> 00:16:17,874
Hey, all I did is find a loophole.

401
00:16:17,974 --> 00:16:19,934
It's not my fault everyone
followed me through it.

402
00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:21,042
Yes, it is.

403
00:16:21,143 --> 00:16:23,278
Well, we disagree.

404
00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:26,648
Arguing with him is pointless.

405
00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:27,951
What are we gonna do?

406
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,120
Okay.

407
00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:44,400
Thank you for the champagne,
but I should really get going.

408
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,403
Oh, come on, have another glass.

409
00:16:46,503 --> 00:16:48,470
We still need to finish this puzzle.

410
00:16:48,571 --> 00:16:51,608
Well... no. Two glasses are fine for me.

411
00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:52,975
Everything in moderation.

412
00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:54,277
Wait, you can't leave.

413
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,044
I mean...

414
00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:58,581
Not before we pray

415
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,217
to bless the deal.

416
00:17:02,318 --> 00:17:03,653
Okay, fine.

417
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:04,854
Great news, everybody:

418
00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:07,822
Walter has asked us
to be his representatives.

419
00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:09,426
Now, what Walter wants to know...

420
00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:10,792
And, again, these are Walter's words.

421
00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:12,261
Directly from the man himself.

422
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:15,764
What do we want in exchange
for putting our shirts back on?

423
00:17:15,864 --> 00:17:19,534
We want equal treatment
for male and female employees!

424
00:17:19,635 --> 00:17:21,738
Make it stop freezing in here!

425
00:17:21,838 --> 00:17:24,574
No more unpaid overtime
and longer lunch breaks

426
00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:26,142
- and better snacks in the break room!
- Yeah!

427
00:17:26,242 --> 00:17:27,962
Guys, if we want
upper management to listen,

428
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:31,046
we have to be clear about what
we want, we're losing focus.

429
00:17:31,147 --> 00:17:33,182
Fuck focus. Fuck you. Shave your back!

430
00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:34,783
- Hey.
- No compromise.

431
00:17:34,883 --> 00:17:36,883
We should be able to
have our shirts off every day!

432
00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:39,187
I mean, maybe not every day,
but once a week!

433
00:17:39,287 --> 00:17:40,422
No! Every day!

434
00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:41,591
Which side are you on?

435
00:17:58,975 --> 00:18:00,610
I know there's been a lot of controversy

436
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:03,778
about me not wearing a shirt today,

437
00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:06,815
but I believe that people
should have the freedom

438
00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:09,284
to wear whatever they want to work.

439
00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:10,386
Yeah!

440
00:18:10,418 --> 00:18:14,724
We've allowed our lives to be dictated

441
00:18:14,823 --> 00:18:18,743
by arbitrary man-made rules.

442
00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:24,166
I believe we are perfect
the way God made us.

443
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:25,545
- Yeah!
- Nice!

444
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,539
That's what I'm talking about.

445
00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:29,518
And in the spirit of that...

446
00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:46,254
This is the real me.

447
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:48,283
This what freedom looks like.

448
00:18:49,347 --> 00:18:51,249
I don't wanna take my pants off.

449
00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:52,408
Hey!

450
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:55,634
Somebody took a shit in my office!

451
00:18:56,993 --> 00:18:58,333
All right, that's it.

452
00:18:58,358 --> 00:19:00,157
Everybody put your shirts back on, okay?

453
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,805
Honestly, it has not been that fun.

454
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:05,475
Thank you for your guidance
in our negotiation

455
00:19:05,574 --> 00:19:06,861
over brand integration.

456
00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:09,352
You are the shepherd,
the sheep, and the wolf,

457
00:19:09,437 --> 00:19:12,165
and we are Little Red Riding Hoods.

458
00:19:12,201 --> 00:19:13,503
Forgive me, oh, heavenly father,

459
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:15,505
for not praying to you for 15 years

460
00:19:15,659 --> 00:19:16,899
while I got my career on track.

461
00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:18,618
Dear God, make me a drone

462
00:19:18,716 --> 00:19:20,855
so I can fly far, far, far away
from here.

463
00:19:20,956 --> 00:19:22,756
- Let's go! Let's go!
- It's freezing in here!

464
00:19:22,824 --> 00:19:25,021
Remember Walter's horrific penis?

465
00:19:25,089 --> 00:19:26,325
Get those shirts on!

466
00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:32,394
And heavenly father,
thank you for, um...

467
00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:35,229
digitized stock trading, and, uh...

468
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:38,336
oh, oh, the benefits accrued therein.

469
00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:41,243
And, father... what am
I thinking about now?

470
00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:42,911
Oh, yes, it's kinda like when,
you know, um...

471
00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:44,847
Okay, amen.

472
00:19:44,947 --> 00:19:45,947
I'm cold.

473
00:19:46,014 --> 00:19:47,350
I feel like you prayed us
into Christmas.

474
00:19:47,449 --> 00:19:50,319
You know...

475
00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:52,554
Now, hold on a moment!

476
00:19:56,225 --> 00:19:59,628
? While by my sheep ?

477
00:19:59,727 --> 00:20:04,699
? I watched at night ?

478
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:07,137
? Glad tidings brought... ?

479
00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:08,137
It's a miracle.

480
00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:10,139
Our prayers have been answered.

481
00:20:10,239 --> 00:20:11,907
I knew God was real.

482
00:20:12,007 --> 00:20:13,942
Well, thank you for believing
in Hampton DeVille.

483
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:15,077
Mm.

484
00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:17,446
And I assure you
your faith will be rewarded.

485
00:20:17,545 --> 00:20:20,449
? Joy, joy, joy ?

486
00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:26,789
Son...

487
00:20:26,889 --> 00:20:30,459
God made a mistake
when he made those toes.

488
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,229
Straight from the depths of hell,

489
00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:37,466
those are the hooves of Lucifer.

490
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:39,968
Let's take a different elevator.

491
00:20:46,609 --> 00:20:48,011
If it makes you feel any better,

492
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:50,178
you look way better shirtless
than I thought you would.

493
00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:51,446
You do too. I was impressed.

494
00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:52,781
You should get photos taken.

495
00:20:52,881 --> 00:20:54,481
You're not gonna look like that forever.

496
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:55,550
Ugh, I know.

497
00:21:01,623 --> 00:21:02,691
Now...

498
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:06,795
we all know there's no God, but...

499
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:11,834
there is a ton of money
to be made in his name.

500
00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:14,136
So let's try to act
like professionals today.

501
00:21:14,235 --> 00:21:15,235
Okay, that's enough.