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Cumulostratus cloud cover moving in.

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Barometric readings
indicate a rising tropopause.

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In anticipation of a visit

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from the president of the
Royal Meteorological Society,

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I have completed construction
on a state-of-the-art instrument

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that will harness the
energy of the weather itself.

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I am just so excited to be inducted

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as an official Thunder Queen of the RMS.

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Oh, uh, only lead researchers
on a project get inducted.

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I'm going to be inducted?

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No, I am!

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This is my experiment.

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Abortion Deb, you did
draw up the schematics.

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I designed the equipment
and did all the math.

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And I paid the $6 application fee.

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Which is why I will be
supervising the event

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from a safe distance,
preparing for my new title...

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A scheming bitch?

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Conduct the experiment yourself

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since you're the lead researcher.

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- Hmpf!
- Abortion Deb, Cornetta?

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Girls? Come back!

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I can't do this without you!

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Who will hold my poles?

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Are you almost done with this room?

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Mayor Cutie wants to take a shit in here.

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Sisters.

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I have a rare opportunity for you.

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Ooh! Invitations to your second funeral?

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Imagine the chance to
participate in an experiment

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that will change forever the way we look at

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weather.

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Hortense, apart from the
civil rights of poor people,

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there's nothing more
boring than the weather.

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Ugh.

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I certainly hope you're joking.

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For the weather...

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Is my life.

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I am Juan Pablo El Castillo,

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and I have come all the way from Barcelona

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to meet Hortense.

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And to make love...

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to her mind.

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Hello, Doctor.

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I love the weather!

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Me too!

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Except for rain.

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And snow.

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And gentle breezes.

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Yes, uh,

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we like our breezes rough.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.

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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com

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Madam, you've hardly
touched your dessert pillars.

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Is the croquembouche not
towered to your liking?

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We could add a spire of plum butter

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to the summit if you prefer.

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No, it's not the pillars.

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It's just that life has become less sunny

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since I've discontinued my morphine use.

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My God, Madam, I'll
inject you straight away.

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No, Peepers.

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I think not being on morphine
is ultimately better for me

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than being on morphine.

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Well, I'm not a doctor,
but that sounds like

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a load of piffle.

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I need something to invigorate the spirit.

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Some adventure.

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Perhaps something involving
the great outdoors.

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Oh, no, Madam.

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At your age, even the lesser outdoors

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could kill you.

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I have an idea.

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A pleasure cruise.

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Well, if I can't get high,

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at least I can get on the high seas!

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I'm sure you get this all the time,

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but what is rain?

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When water condenses in the atmosphere...

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What language are you speaking?

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I can't believe it's finally happening.

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Sex with a Spanish male has been atop both

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of our bucket lists for years.

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It's the only thing our
lists have in common.

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Mine mostly involves technology

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that hasn't been invented yet,

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like a mechanical Beatrice.

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Mine is to figure out what a bucket is.

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The goal of my experiment

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is to attract lightning,

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and then use the energy
as a controlled force.

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At least there's something
out there we can control.

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Ladies.

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A storm is like a bull...

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wild and unpredictable.

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But like a bull,

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it can be tamed.

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Oh, you can tame me if you pull my hair.

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Me too!

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Also, it helps if you call me chambermaid

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while you pull.

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This part's fake.

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Yes, and Juan Pablo,

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as every matador knows,

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to truly dominate the
bull, one must be safe.

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That is completely wrong.

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- What?
- You must be a risk taker.

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Yes, well, no disrespect,
but what do you know

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- about bullfighting?
- I'm Spanish.

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And a professional bullfighter.

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And I published a book called

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"How the Weather Is Like a Bull."

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It sold 1 million copies.

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Yes, well, off to the woods.

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Let's just hope no one gets killed.

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I've never been so excited.

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Lady Dodo and myself,

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all alone for a whole day.

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Well, Lady Dodo, myself, and the captain.

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And the deckhands.

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And the chef.

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And the other guests,
and their staffs.

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The orchestra,

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and the electro-technical
officer, and the boatswain,

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and the able seamen,
and the ordinary seamen.

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But other than that...

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Alone.

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This is your cabin, Madam.

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One canopy bed, Captain?

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I suppose I'll be sleeping
where I nap like a commoner.

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And through here are quarters for your man.

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My own cot?

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Is this a pleasure cruise,
or a paradise cruise?

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Now, sir, if you must pass water,

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you may do so over the side of the ship.

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If you have to defecate, you must hold it.

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My good man, I always hold it.

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The fresh air, the open sea.

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We're really roughing it now, Peepers!

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Not I, Madam. I fear I may grow spoiled

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with these lavish accommodations.

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Where is your rain gear?

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- This is my rain gear.
- I'm not wearing rain gear.

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- I'm trying to [BLEEP].
- I need you focused!

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These two rods will harness
the energy of the lightning.

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If they are not firmly in the ground,

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someone could be electrocuted.

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Now hold your poles in place,
and don't screw this up!

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Biblioteca Gracias is mine.

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He's hot-blooded.

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He's not interested in your anemic beauty.

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- Can't we both have him?
- Of course not!

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Here's how it goes.

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I say what I want, and you
acquiesce to my demands.

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He's mine, say it!

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- He's mine!
- He's mine!

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He's mine!

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He's mine!

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Ow!

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He's on my bucket list!

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My bucket list!

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No, no, no, no!

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Don't cross the lightning rods!

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Are you insane?

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You'll both be electrocuted.

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No! Give it!

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Ladies, please...

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Stop!

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Give. Me. That.

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Pole!

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God!

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We've killed him.

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And against all odds, it had
nothing to do with the weather!

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I think I'm...

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I'm actually...

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I'm actually okay.

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What does "okay" mean in English?

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And if we are very lucky,

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we may even see whales.

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Majestic, clever creatures, whales.

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With emotions and language.

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Complex social ties.

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As God as my witness, nothing feels better

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than killing a whale.

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Harpoons will be available on all decks.

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Sweet merciful Poseidon.

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A sea twister.

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Everyone, return to your cabins at once.

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What about the lifeboats?

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Do you have any idea what
happens to a 12-foot boat

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when it's crushed by a 30-foot wave?

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- Well, of course not.
- No one does!

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No one's ever lived through it.

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We are not long for this world.

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Now...

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Panic!

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We must get you to safety!

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- Oh.
- This way!

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This way, quickly.

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Quickly!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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We killed him.

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My science killed him.

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What are we going to do?

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I had a story like this read to me once!

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It was called "Slipper Beauty,"

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and it says to tongue him
till he comes back to life.

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You don't tell me twice.

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Well, you must not be his true love

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because he's not coming back to life.

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- No!
- You're not doing it right!

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Get off!

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I want...

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No, no! Stop it! Stop it!

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We need a real plan!

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Ooh, Hortense, taking it all the way.

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- Impressive.
- No!

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I am just trying to pick him up.

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- But he's stiff.
- That makes two of us.

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What are we going to do?

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We'll probably go to prison for life.

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Of course, a rich person's
prison is better than

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the most extravagant
poor person's vacation,

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but still.

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We have to get rid of the body.

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- Oh!
- Whoa!

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Oh, Peepers.

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I don't want to die.

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I'm frightened.

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- Hold me?
- Anything for you, Lady Dodo.

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Hamish, we saw a gopher
in the raspberry bushes.

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Got it.

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- Where's the corpse?
- In the woods.

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By the servant burial heap.

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- Hmm.
- You've done this before?

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Of course. What else did you think

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I did around here?

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You've done this before?

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What's that now?

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Could you just make it
look like an accident?

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No, I'm going to make it look
like an intentional homicide

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and leave a trail of clues

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all leading back to you.

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Of course I'm going to make
it look like an accident,

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you dumb ox!

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Now act like you've done this before.

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I haven't!

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Any more notes from the expert, then,

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before I go out there and
clean up your stupid mess?

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Just get rid of him!

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I'll pay your standard rate in the morning.

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You have done this before!

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What's that now?

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Get the [BLEEP] out of my shed.

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Hold me closer.

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Yes, Madam.

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Now kiss me.

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What?

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Kiss me, damn you.

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Madam...

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Take me, Peepers!

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How would you like to be taken, Madam?

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Any way! Every way!

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Just tell me what to do.

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Me tell you what to do?

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Madam, I cannot.

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I'm ordering you...

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to order me.

270
00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,428
- Lady Dodo...
- Yes?

271
00:11:25,497 --> 00:11:27,029
Get that ass in the air.

272
00:11:59,731 --> 00:12:01,964
Dodo, I'm bleeding.

273
00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:04,604
Peepers.

274
00:12:04,802 --> 00:12:06,335
- Don't tell me...
- Yes.

275
00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:09,188
It was my first time.

276
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:22,115
What's wrong? What's wrong?

277
00:12:22,183 --> 00:12:23,316
I forgot my dream.

278
00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:24,550
Don't you hate it when that happens?

279
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,214
There's something in your bed, sir.

280
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,592
I'll get the police!

281
00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:34,127
I'll get the police!

282
00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,656
Frederick, you old dog.

283
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,540
Good morning.

284
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,892
- We're alive?
- Yes!

285
00:12:44,961 --> 00:12:48,095
The storm veered off
course at the last moment.

286
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:51,131
But the captain said that
the ship was breaking apart.

287
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,100
Yes, I'm told he always says that,

288
00:12:53,169 --> 00:12:54,114
but...

289
00:12:55,037 --> 00:12:56,570
We are safe and sound.

290
00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:59,216
Speaking of which, you made a sound

291
00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:02,042
that was positively jaguar-ian last night.

292
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,357
Well, now I thought we could start the day

293
00:13:07,381 --> 00:13:09,281
with a bit of shuffleboard,

294
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:13,238
and then begin our lives
as we've always dreamt:

295
00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:14,919
together.

296
00:13:14,948 --> 00:13:15,955
Together?

297
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:16,994
Yes!

298
00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:18,868
Just as we said we would

299
00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:21,698
whilst in the throes of lovemaking

300
00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:25,047
and believing we were about to die.

301
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:31,908
Okay, sweet Frederick.

302
00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:34,310
We'll be asking you a
few questions, won't we?

303
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,580
And remember to be
honest, as lies bring cries

304
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,649
to the baby Jesus' eyes.

305
00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:41,951
You killed the foreign
fella, didn't you, Frederick?

306
00:13:42,441 --> 00:13:43,773
What? No.

307
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,613
Don't play dumb with us,

308
00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:47,076
you pockmarked son of a bitch.

309
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,186
Ya murdered him.

310
00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:49,721
Right did.

311
00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,155
Can I have some Turkish delight?

312
00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:52,523
Of course, child.

313
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,685
Stop!

314
00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:57,360
First, we're gonna need you to draw

315
00:13:57,429 --> 00:14:00,363
how you killed the man
on that sheet of paper.

316
00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:04,290
Aye, a hand drawn picture
is always the crown jewel

317
00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:05,957
of a coerced confession.

318
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:07,704
Fine.

319
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,026
Okay, okay.

320
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,313
This is where I shot the man.

321
00:14:17,382 --> 00:14:19,949
And then I smashed his legs with a hammer.

322
00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:20,984
No. No!

323
00:14:21,052 --> 00:14:22,452
No, stop it!

324
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:23,897
Put the candy down.

325
00:14:24,189 --> 00:14:27,047
Listen, that man was
smashed about the head.

326
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:31,260
So you need to draw a lead
pipe smashing his head.

327
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,519
All done.

328
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:38,535
Very good, Mr. Vice President.

329
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:41,321
Yes, sir, enjoy the candy, okay.

330
00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:43,480
Now draw me a naked lady.

331
00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:45,435
That'll be nice for later.

332
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:46,669
Give her a penis.

333
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,113
Why would that idiot Hamish

334
00:14:52,114 --> 00:14:53,746
put Juan Pablo in Frederick's bed?

335
00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:55,714
I know. That's my favorite place to sleep.

336
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,616
Are we really going to
do this to our brother?

337
00:14:57,685 --> 00:14:59,054
Wait, that's our brother?

338
00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:01,231
Sorry, I'm really bad with faces.

339
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:03,467
Yes.

340
00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:04,957
What? I'm an asshole when I'm nervous.

341
00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:06,764
You must be nervous a lot!

342
00:15:07,061 --> 00:15:08,164
And you.

343
00:15:08,165 --> 00:15:10,638
You're really going to
do this to Frederick?

344
00:15:10,717 --> 00:15:12,983
Normally I'd say no, but
he sent me to a nunnery,

345
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:14,685
so having him hang for
a murder he didn't commit

346
00:15:14,754 --> 00:15:16,554
- only seems fair.
- Someone's going to jail

347
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:18,255
for this body, and it's not going to be me.

348
00:15:18,324 --> 00:15:20,157
Surely they're going to find us out.

349
00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:22,026
- Should I burn my clothes?
- You know, that's probably

350
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,761
a good idea from a fashion perspective.

351
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,396
Your clothes look so bad
when you're wearing them.

352
00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:26,497
- Please do.
- Really.

353
00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:27,631
You just dress terribly.

354
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,233
Burn everything now.

355
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:30,968
Your face matches your little lace thing,

356
00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:33,204
and it feels like you kind
of, like, threw up lace,

357
00:15:33,272 --> 00:15:34,805
and then you just left it there,

358
00:15:34,874 --> 00:15:36,207
and then you're, like...

359
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,475
All the way down, and you're, like,

360
00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,009
"This is my wardrobe forever."

361
00:15:39,078 --> 00:15:40,282
Commit suicide.

362
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,587
Well, I was thinking we should probably

363
00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:51,188
keep our love secret at first,

364
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:53,057
at least until you've told the girls,

365
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,059
and in time, I hope they
can come to think of me

366
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,738
as their father.

367
00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:58,696
As for the house, I
will continue to run it.

368
00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:01,565
Naturally, we'll need to
find a new butler eventually.

369
00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:03,734
As for the wedding, I think
we should keep it simple.

370
00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:05,182
Elegant, of course.

371
00:16:05,183 --> 00:16:07,605
I was thinking an "Arabian Nights" theme.

372
00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:09,807
Peepers, we need to talk.

373
00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:12,510
Oh, I could talk the day
away with you, my darling.

374
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:15,045
People say things when
they're about to die.

375
00:16:15,114 --> 00:16:18,215
I'm certain you also said
things you didn't mean,

376
00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:22,155
and I think maybe it's best
if we just kept things casual.

377
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:25,589
Casual?

378
00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:26,824
Yes!

379
00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:28,759
- Yes, of course!
- Ah.

380
00:16:28,828 --> 00:16:30,261
Casual.

381
00:16:30,329 --> 00:16:32,897
What is a butler, if not casual?

382
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:33,931
Think of it,

383
00:16:33,932 --> 00:16:35,864
a butler marrying his mistress.

384
00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:37,098
- Absurd.
- Ooh!

385
00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:46,219
I'm back.

386
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:49,189
How are my angels and Hortense?

387
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:55,470
Mother!

388
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,198
You'll never guess what happened.

389
00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:59,533
I killed a man with a lead
pipe, and then we slept together.

390
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,435
We've got the confession right here.

391
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:02,870
- I can't...
- Shh, shh.

392
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,666
Frederick, did you kill anybody?

393
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,142
- No.
- I need to know the truth.

394
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,633
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

395
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,233
I didn't do it.

396
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:13,953
Well, then why did you
say all of the things?

397
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,674
How did you come up with it?

398
00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:18,879
- Guessing.
- What do you mean guessing?

399
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:20,740
I guessed.

400
00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:23,279
Frederick, that's not
something to guess about.

401
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,342
Buenos días.

402
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:27,363
Am I wet here?

403
00:17:27,388 --> 00:17:28,737
I'm wet here.

404
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,543
Did no one check his pulse?

405
00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:32,977
No, I did.

406
00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:34,979
I told his heart beat once for alive,

407
00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:36,977
and twice for dead, and it did twice.

408
00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:39,769
Wait, now I'm confused.

409
00:17:39,837 --> 00:17:41,003
Did I kill him or not?

410
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,073
Someone tell me!

411
00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,690
Oh, how was the cruise?

412
00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:52,074
Wonderful. Thank you, Garfield.

413
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:53,805
Oh, that's good.

414
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:57,937
Actually,

415
00:17:58,415 --> 00:17:59,781
it wasn't wonderful.

416
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:00,930
Oh?

417
00:18:01,718 --> 00:18:02,997
I met a lady.

418
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,419
Oh, what a lady.

419
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,387
I grew enamored with her.

420
00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:08,801
Bewitched.

421
00:18:09,077 --> 00:18:11,629
And I thought she was
enamored with me, but...

422
00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:15,725
it turns out my feelings
for her were just mirages.

423
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,916
What shall I do?

424
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:18,150
Shall I chase after her

425
00:18:18,219 --> 00:18:20,215
like a hound chasing a fox,

426
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:24,139
or does one have pride
and wait upon one's roost,

427
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,075
like the cock crowing at the morn?

428
00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:30,812
I've never been anything
but there for her, you know?

429
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:33,648
And now she just treats
me as if I am just somebody

430
00:18:33,717 --> 00:18:35,475
that she used to know.

431
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,138
Somebody.

432
00:18:37,163 --> 00:18:38,729
Well, your problem is that you're looking

433
00:18:38,754 --> 00:18:41,622
for comfort and support
in the arms of a woman.

434
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:44,603
That's like going to the
latrine for drinking water.

435
00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:48,060
It might quench your thirst,
but you'll end up with listeria.

436
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,075
The thing to do is move on.

437
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,101
But how do I do that,
sir, when she's right...

438
00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:54,459
When she's right...

439
00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,508
Oh-ho-ho!
There you are.

440
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,299
I've been looking everywhere for you.

441
00:18:58,358 --> 00:18:59,987
- I'm here.
- Doctor.

442
00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:04,189
Prepare me something so
that I shan't feel my face.

443
00:19:04,258 --> 00:19:06,057
- Allow me, Madam.
- Oh. No, no, no.

444
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,814
I don't need you, Peepers.

445
00:19:10,297 --> 00:19:12,230
You know, I... I'm thinking of it,

446
00:19:12,299 --> 00:19:14,266
and perhaps you should try a melon.

447
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,768
You know, the simplest
relationship I ever had

448
00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:18,870
was with a cantaloupe named Luther.

449
00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:24,276
You wanted to see me, sir?

450
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:25,640
Come in. Come in.

451
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:27,733
Well,

452
00:19:28,474 --> 00:19:30,719
there's no easy way to say
this, so I'll just say it.

453
00:19:30,744 --> 00:19:32,110
I'm leaving Bellacourt.

454
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,446
Another harbor cruise?

455
00:19:35,515 --> 00:19:36,587
No!

456
00:19:37,183 --> 00:19:38,302
This time,

457
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,916
I'm leaving for good.

458
00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:42,119
But... but...

459
00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:43,353
- But why?
- Never mind why,

460
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:45,122
- you impudent bug!
- Oh.

461
00:19:45,191 --> 00:19:47,091
You are the head butler now.

462
00:19:47,159 --> 00:19:48,492
No.

463
00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:50,894
Responsibilities of the great house

464
00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:52,996
have fallen upon your shoulders.

465
00:19:53,065 --> 00:19:56,734
May you join the top stair

466
00:19:57,503 --> 00:19:59,219
of the downstair life.

467
00:19:59,772 --> 00:20:01,505
Ah, your lapel!

468
00:20:01,574 --> 00:20:02,706
Yes, my lapel.

469
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:08,228
I've ripped it as sign to
signify the end of my tenure here

470
00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:09,319
in Bellacourt.

471
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,319
And now your tenure begins, boy.

472
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,292
Remember what I told you.

473
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:14,702
Dead eyes.

474
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,255
Dead eye. That's it.

475
00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:19,279
- You're ready.
- I'm your, just...

476
00:20:20,013 --> 00:20:21,303
my old friend.

477
00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:24,232
No tears.

478
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,990
Dead eyes.

479
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,552
Dead eyes, dead heart.

480
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,342
Now... there's silver to be polished.

481
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:32,693
Go ahead, buttle boy.

482
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:34,318
You're the head butler now.

483
00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:36,296
I'm the head butler now?

484
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,519
I'm the head butler now.

485
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,296
Dead eyes, old boy.

486
00:20:44,304 --> 00:20:45,869
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