1 00:00:35,915 --> 00:00:37,382 Ramon. 2 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:08,601 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 3 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,989 She looked like she was in some old Mexican movie, 4 00:01:54,024 --> 00:01:56,533 but she wasn't speaking Spanish. 5 00:01:56,569 --> 00:01:58,855 I don't know what language it was, 6 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,448 - but she says my name... - Uh-huh. 7 00:02:01,483 --> 00:02:04,217 ...and then she just rips her fucking face open. 8 00:02:04,252 --> 00:02:06,486 Wow. Wow, you're way deeper than I am. 9 00:02:06,521 --> 00:02:08,888 I just dream I'm at work with no pants on. 10 00:02:08,923 --> 00:02:10,456 Yeah. 11 00:02:10,491 --> 00:02:12,925 - Do you have a boner? - In the dream or right now? 12 00:02:12,961 --> 00:02:14,894 - Either. - No, sadly. 13 00:02:14,929 --> 00:02:18,397 You're a tease. You're a tease. 14 00:02:18,432 --> 00:02:20,866 You wouldn't know what to do with me if you had me. 15 00:02:20,902 --> 00:02:25,104 You're probably right. You give up to easy. You give up to easy. 16 00:02:39,253 --> 00:02:40,752 - That was weird. - What? 17 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:43,021 That was really weird. I just felt like something grabbed my head 18 00:02:43,056 --> 00:02:45,289 and turned me, so that I would look at that clock, 19 00:02:45,325 --> 00:02:47,492 like it wanted me to see that clock. 20 00:02:47,527 --> 00:02:48,893 What wanted you to? 21 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:52,497 I don't know. 22 00:02:52,532 --> 00:02:54,332 Wait. 11:11, doesn't that mean something? 23 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:57,068 Uh, yeah. I mean, it sounds like it should, 24 00:02:57,104 --> 00:02:59,670 right, because of 9/11, 7-Eleven. 25 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,573 Yeah. 26 00:03:02,609 --> 00:03:05,610 My pants are vibrating. 27 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:07,411 Now who's the tease? 28 00:03:07,447 --> 00:03:09,079 Hmm? 29 00:03:13,686 --> 00:03:15,152 - Hey, Mom. - Sweetie. 30 00:03:15,187 --> 00:03:16,987 I need you to do me a big favor today. 31 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:19,556 - Mom, put him on speaker. - I... I don't, uh... 32 00:03:19,591 --> 00:03:22,092 It's this new phone. I... I have to... 33 00:03:22,128 --> 00:03:24,594 You don't know how to connect to Bluetooth. 34 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:26,664 Okay, this is why millennials are so angry. 35 00:03:26,699 --> 00:03:29,986 You're not a millennial. They haven't even named your generation yet... 36 00:03:30,022 --> 00:03:31,069 Hello? 37 00:03:31,094 --> 00:03:33,703 ...although I have a couple of suggestions. 38 00:03:33,738 --> 00:03:36,072 What, "stupid cunts"? 39 00:03:36,107 --> 00:03:39,509 - Hello? - Ramon, Ramon, on your way over tonight, 40 00:03:39,545 --> 00:03:41,744 I need you to stop by the dry cleaners 41 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:46,283 and pick up Dad's gray silk blazer I want him to wear. 42 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:47,450 Mom, seriously? 43 00:03:47,486 --> 00:03:49,618 Please don't make me bring up who pays your rent. 44 00:03:49,654 --> 00:03:51,620 Mom, can you at least put him on speaker? 45 00:03:51,656 --> 00:03:52,989 You're about to get a ticket! 46 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:56,292 You want me to bike four and a half miles with the dry cleaning? 47 00:03:56,327 --> 00:03:59,829 Of course not. Take an Uber, use my account. 48 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,764 - Okay. Ram? - Yeah. 49 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,032 Can you come like half an hour early? 50 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:06,068 I need to talk to you about something. It's really important. 51 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:07,836 Why can't you talk about it in front of me? 52 00:04:07,871 --> 00:04:10,739 Uh, because I am my own person who's not you 53 00:04:10,774 --> 00:04:13,275 with my own boundaries and everything. We actually exist. 54 00:04:13,311 --> 00:04:15,644 Can you do it? Please say yes. Yes, yes, yes. 55 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,314 Yeah. Yeah. I will. I will. 56 00:04:18,349 --> 00:04:20,875 - Ah! Okay. I love you. Bye. - Oh, oh, oh! 57 00:04:21,518 --> 00:04:23,952 - What if I wasn't done with him? - You were. 58 00:04:25,322 --> 00:04:27,455 - Sorry. - It's okay. 59 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:31,292 Where were we? Oh, we were flirting... 60 00:04:31,328 --> 00:04:33,595 like we've been doing every day since I started working here. 61 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:35,130 - Right. - Right. 62 00:04:35,165 --> 00:04:38,299 Um, what are you doing tonight? 63 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:40,044 I get off at 5:00. 64 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:43,070 My mom is actually throwing a birthday party for my dad, 65 00:04:43,106 --> 00:04:46,140 and I have to be there. Can I come? 66 00:04:48,811 --> 00:04:50,429 That would be weird. 67 00:04:51,047 --> 00:04:52,513 Why? 68 00:04:55,918 --> 00:04:57,551 Mm-hmm. 69 00:04:57,586 --> 00:05:00,487 Brian, customer needs assistance with the piñatas. 70 00:05:00,522 --> 00:05:02,589 Ta-dah! 71 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:05,059 You're going to make us eat with wooden forks? 72 00:05:05,094 --> 00:05:08,863 Bamboo is sustainable. The world is bigger than us. 73 00:05:08,898 --> 00:05:11,798 Oh yeah, we've fucked that beyond repair. 74 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:15,068 It is too late to stop climate change. That ship has sailed. 75 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:18,572 - Thank you for that, by the way. - Sweetie, remember, 76 00:05:18,607 --> 00:05:20,974 thoughts create reality. 77 00:05:22,378 --> 00:05:25,445 Mom, we should all wear horse heads tonight, 78 00:05:25,481 --> 00:05:27,546 like the entire family, 79 00:05:27,582 --> 00:05:29,382 but then act like it's totally normal. 80 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:31,785 If anyone asks us, just be like, "What? 81 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:35,454 What horse heads?" 82 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,957 Are you high? 83 00:05:37,993 --> 00:05:39,959 Sweetie. 84 00:05:39,995 --> 00:05:41,828 Mom, you should be glad that I smoke pot, 85 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:45,298 because if I didn't, I would be bipolar, and I'm not kidding about that. 86 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,833 Sweetie, your brain is hardly even formed yet. 87 00:05:47,868 --> 00:05:50,603 Did you smoke pot when you were my age? 88 00:05:50,638 --> 00:05:53,306 Ah... I also did LSD, 89 00:05:53,341 --> 00:05:56,709 which can actually trigger psychosis in rare cases. 90 00:05:56,744 --> 00:05:58,477 Does that mean you should do it? 91 00:05:58,513 --> 00:05:59,745 Maybe. 92 00:06:00,781 --> 00:06:03,115 You know how much I regret smoking pot. 93 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:07,252 I'm sure it's the reason for my compromised attention skills. 94 00:06:07,288 --> 00:06:10,722 Mom, you do not have ADD. 95 00:06:10,757 --> 00:06:14,860 - Let's leave any diagnosis to me, okay? - Fine. 96 00:06:14,895 --> 00:06:17,228 I'm the professional. 97 00:06:17,263 --> 00:06:21,165 You just try to do more than one human could possibly do, 98 00:06:21,201 --> 00:06:22,900 so of course you're overwhelmed. 99 00:06:22,936 --> 00:06:26,738 But it's not a condition. Not everything is a condition. 100 00:06:27,741 --> 00:06:30,863 It's too late for any of it. 101 00:06:31,578 --> 00:06:34,778 It's too late for me to have children. 102 00:06:35,614 --> 00:06:37,781 I mean, I know I could adopt, but... 103 00:06:38,718 --> 00:06:41,052 it's too late spiritually. 104 00:06:41,087 --> 00:06:44,521 It's too late for me to leave Carl, 105 00:06:44,557 --> 00:06:46,891 even if I knew that's what I wanted to do, 106 00:06:46,926 --> 00:06:49,926 because it's much too late 107 00:06:49,962 --> 00:06:53,597 for me to meet a man I might actually be compatible with. 108 00:06:55,501 --> 00:06:58,602 Because even if such a man did exist, he's... 109 00:06:59,705 --> 00:07:02,740 married and old, and probably dead. 110 00:07:02,775 --> 00:07:05,242 But, Lydia, you're alive. 111 00:07:06,444 --> 00:07:08,778 And is this how you want to live? 112 00:07:08,813 --> 00:07:11,481 Mourning imaginary lives you'll never have? 113 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,950 No. 114 00:07:15,287 --> 00:07:17,254 Can you change the past? 115 00:07:19,858 --> 00:07:21,091 No. 116 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:24,794 Does the past exist? Here, now? 117 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,030 - No? - What exists? 118 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:31,401 Right now? 119 00:07:31,436 --> 00:07:33,102 - Precisely. - Um... 120 00:07:33,137 --> 00:07:34,303 - Right now. - Okay, I'm thinking. 121 00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:37,273 No, right now, that's what exists. 122 00:07:37,308 --> 00:07:40,376 Right now is all that ever exists. 123 00:07:42,179 --> 00:07:46,715 Well, my old therapist told me that... 124 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,452 - grieving was important. - Yeah? When did she tell you this? 125 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:52,388 Well, I quit seeing her about three years ago. 126 00:07:52,423 --> 00:07:55,190 And how has three years of grieving worked out for you? 127 00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:57,191 Oh my God. 128 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,396 Those three years I could've been doing... 129 00:08:01,432 --> 00:08:03,732 Those three years are never coming back, Lydia. 130 00:08:04,668 --> 00:08:07,803 Never. No matter how much you cry. 131 00:08:13,509 --> 00:08:15,643 What exists? 132 00:08:19,449 --> 00:08:20,514 Right now. 133 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,319 Right now. 134 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:36,697 So, until next week... 135 00:08:36,732 --> 00:08:39,700 See it, want it, have it. 136 00:08:39,735 --> 00:08:40,768 Good. 137 00:08:41,971 --> 00:08:43,036 Oh. 138 00:08:51,613 --> 00:08:53,113 Ready, Brandon? 139 00:08:53,148 --> 00:08:55,782 I'm on time this week. I appreciate that. 140 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:57,417 When it becomes the norm, 141 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,519 that's when it'll be an accomplishment. 142 00:08:59,554 --> 00:09:00,787 Great. 143 00:09:04,425 --> 00:09:07,093 What do you notice about this picture? 144 00:09:08,396 --> 00:09:10,262 Um... 145 00:09:10,298 --> 00:09:13,533 Men do not like to look other men they don't know in the eye, 146 00:09:13,568 --> 00:09:15,735 so on male models, 147 00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:19,073 everything above the mouth is cropped out. 148 00:09:19,573 --> 00:09:21,673 It's so the male consumer doesn't feel challenged. 149 00:09:21,709 --> 00:09:24,010 - Okay. - Now, how much time did it take you 150 00:09:24,045 --> 00:09:25,611 to decide to put this hat on Randy? 151 00:09:25,646 --> 00:09:28,514 I bet you went through a lot of options. 152 00:09:28,549 --> 00:09:31,517 I understand you were in the accessories vault for half an hour. 153 00:09:31,552 --> 00:09:34,053 - I'm a good stylist. - You have potential, 154 00:09:34,088 --> 00:09:37,088 but you are slow, and you waste time... 155 00:09:37,124 --> 00:09:38,657 like with this hat thing today. 156 00:09:38,692 --> 00:09:40,225 Well, if they're not supposed to wear the hats, 157 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:42,694 why are there so many of them in the accessories vault? 158 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,348 Because we sell them. 159 00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:47,533 But hats, gloves, belts, socks 160 00:09:47,568 --> 00:09:49,968 are shot off-figure, 161 00:09:50,004 --> 00:09:51,503 not on models. 162 00:09:51,538 --> 00:09:53,171 Have you seen the web site? 163 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,112 Yes. 164 00:09:56,176 --> 00:09:57,742 Okay, go back to work. 165 00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:03,548 You just destroyed that poor girl. 166 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,917 If that's all it takes, I'm sorry, she needs to be destroyed. 167 00:10:05,952 --> 00:10:09,153 She'll probably end up giving blow jobs for meth money 168 00:10:09,188 --> 00:10:10,955 trying to erase the pain of this day. 169 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:14,992 Let me know if she does anything else stupid, 170 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:18,262 and help motivate her to be faster if you can. 171 00:10:19,799 --> 00:10:21,599 I'm sure you can. 172 00:10:26,605 --> 00:10:28,105 Oh. Duc. 173 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:30,541 Hey, want to go out for drinks before Dad's thing tonight? 174 00:10:30,576 --> 00:10:32,809 Oh God, yes, let's get fucked up. 175 00:10:32,844 --> 00:10:34,344 Cooper's Hall, 5:30? 176 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,512 You're on. 177 00:10:37,316 --> 00:10:39,450 I have blow. 178 00:11:11,349 --> 00:11:14,049 - Michael. - Doc Boatwright. 179 00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,486 Recognize this? 180 00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:20,589 I always wanted a first edition, 181 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,525 and I finally found one on Bonanza. 182 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:25,594 Look at that. 183 00:11:26,631 --> 00:11:28,330 - Hmm. - Will you sign it for me? 184 00:11:28,365 --> 00:11:29,665 Of course. 185 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:33,301 You're, uh, well, my biggest inspiration, 186 00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:34,702 which you already know. 187 00:11:36,373 --> 00:11:39,974 The way you marry Epicureanism with presentism, 188 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:44,546 and then reboot them both into something so deeply, deeply moral... 189 00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:47,181 As if morality matters. 190 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:51,519 Fuck those idiots who called it an ethical defense of hedonism, 191 00:11:51,554 --> 00:11:53,988 which... wow... it boggles my mind 192 00:11:54,024 --> 00:11:56,090 anyone would ever interpret it that way. 193 00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:03,197 You are a rock star. 194 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:08,068 I'll let you get back... 195 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:16,877 You know, it's my birthday today. 196 00:12:16,912 --> 00:12:18,379 I'm... 60. 197 00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:20,313 No way. 198 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,216 There's a party later. You... you got plans? 199 00:13:17,738 --> 00:13:20,805 Kristen, come down here and help me! 200 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:29,748 I would certainly fuck me. 201 00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:31,249 Kristen, now! 202 00:13:32,585 --> 00:13:35,053 _ 203 00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:38,932 _ 204 00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:41,969 _ 205 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:45,230 _ 206 00:13:48,868 --> 00:13:51,201 I didn't understand a word. 207 00:13:51,237 --> 00:13:52,930 Are you making them leave 208 00:13:52,955 --> 00:13:54,647 because you don't want people to know the party's catered? 209 00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:57,241 No, I just think it'll be a warmer, more intimate party 210 00:13:57,277 --> 00:14:00,710 without strangers in vests wandering around with canapés. 211 00:14:00,746 --> 00:14:02,398 You sure it's not because you want people 212 00:14:02,423 --> 00:14:03,947 to think you did this all yourself? 213 00:14:03,983 --> 00:14:07,151 You want to tell me what this ongoing hostility toward me is about? 214 00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:09,352 Look, what did you need me for? 215 00:14:09,388 --> 00:14:11,388 It's biologically determined, you know, 216 00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:14,624 this instinct to reject your family of origin. 217 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,793 Dear God, do you ever stop talking? 218 00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:18,928 What the fuck is wrong with you? 219 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:21,564 Okay, Mom, I really think that you should consider 220 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,633 the benefits of medical marijuana. 221 00:14:23,669 --> 00:14:25,669 I don't need a crutch, Kristen. 222 00:14:25,704 --> 00:14:27,904 And unlike everyone else alive, 223 00:14:27,939 --> 00:14:30,540 I don't want one. 224 00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:34,443 Put one of these in each bathroom... 225 00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:36,879 but do not light them yet. 226 00:14:36,915 --> 00:14:38,281 Okay. 227 00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:44,753 Patchouli and frankincense organic soy candle. 228 00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:48,157 Ugh! Flashback to that awful Red Moon party 229 00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:49,925 you threw for me when I first got my period. 230 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,294 I can't believe you still haven't forgiven me for that. 231 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:54,763 I will never forgive you for that. 232 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:56,732 That party wasn't even for me. 233 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,701 It was just so you and your old hippie friends 234 00:14:58,736 --> 00:15:01,837 could get drunk in the hot tub and grab each others' tits. 235 00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:05,207 Well, at least somebody was having fun that night. 236 00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:35,403 Oh! Happy birthday. 237 00:15:35,438 --> 00:15:36,804 You remembered. 238 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,140 I got you a present. 239 00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,788 Is that a... Is that a cock ring? 240 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,391 It's a cock sling. 241 00:15:57,426 --> 00:15:59,092 You put your cock and balls through here, 242 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:01,361 and this part pushes up against your taint. 243 00:16:01,397 --> 00:16:02,763 Ah. 244 00:16:02,798 --> 00:16:05,231 - Thank you. 245 00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:09,202 That's a very... thoughtful gift for an old fucker like me. 246 00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:12,438 Oh please. You're better than my 20-year-old clients. 247 00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:15,008 You have 20-year-old clients? 248 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,010 I once had a client who was 14. 249 00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:19,845 His dad was Russian mafia, I think, 250 00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:22,048 and he bought me for his kid's 14th birthday. 251 00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:26,886 That kid was hung like a giraffe, 252 00:16:26,922 --> 00:16:30,188 and... he had no idea what to do with it. 253 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,125 Unlike you. 254 00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:37,062 I really gotta go. 255 00:16:45,406 --> 00:16:46,571 Arigatou. 256 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,074 Arigatou. 257 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,113 Same time next week? 258 00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:57,515 Whenever you want, Simon. 259 00:16:58,986 --> 00:17:00,652 ...environmental cap-and-trade bill 260 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,220 is making its way through the Oregon legislature. 261 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,256 There are several different groups... 262 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,768 ...supporting the bill, 263 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,959 and our current guest... 264 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,401 Our brother, Baby Jesus, is from Colombia. 265 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,636 Your brother is not named Baby Jesus. 266 00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:55,155 Well, we always called him that because 267 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,506 our parents thought he was perfect. 268 00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:57,895 Still do. 269 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,976 Yeah, she never had to teach him how to speak English. 270 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,012 Or learn how to deal with his fucking hair. 271 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,214 Although, what's going on with his hair? It's fucking... Uh-uh. 272 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,416 He just... He passed for white, 273 00:18:07,451 --> 00:18:09,886 - right, since day one. - Well, he is white. 274 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,888 - White white. - Yeah. 275 00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,671 - WASP white, like Mom and Dad. - Mmm. 276 00:18:13,707 --> 00:18:16,125 It just made things so much easier for them. 277 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,427 And they just... relaxed. 278 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,496 Mm-hmm. - They became different people. 279 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,832 Yeah, he never had to wear Colombian flag T-shirts 280 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:26,201 or... serve Colombian food at his birthday parties. 281 00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:28,504 He never had to do anything he didn't want to do. 282 00:18:28,539 --> 00:18:29,905 Uh-uh. But we're not bitter. 283 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,841 - No. - Yeah, but it must be cool, 284 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:36,245 having siblings from these exotic places. 285 00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,848 It could've been, 286 00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:43,117 if we weren't so aware of being advertisements 287 00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:44,986 for how progressive and evolved our parents were. 288 00:18:45,022 --> 00:18:48,089 Mm. How evolved she was. He never cared as much. 289 00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:50,324 He didn't. 290 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,127 - So, Vietnam... - Mm-hmm. 291 00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:57,898 ...and Lie... Lib... Libya? Libya. 292 00:18:57,934 --> 00:18:59,067 Liberia... 293 00:18:59,102 --> 00:19:01,802 and Colombia. All places America totally fucked. 294 00:19:01,837 --> 00:19:04,772 We also have a little sister who's their biological child. 295 00:19:04,807 --> 00:19:07,708 She is painfully white, like you. 296 00:19:07,743 --> 00:19:09,343 - Now, where are you from? - Wichita. 297 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:11,205 - Hmm. - First one in my family 298 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:12,216 to ever leave Kansas. 299 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,282 Well, you've probably added 15 years to your life by doing that. 300 00:19:15,317 --> 00:19:16,850 What? 301 00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:20,353 Oh. Nothing against Kansas, but... 302 00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:22,522 We're meant to move, explore. 303 00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:25,158 Being stuck in one place too long is not healthy. 304 00:19:25,194 --> 00:19:26,994 Then why are you both still in Portland? 305 00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:29,096 - Well, I travel... - He travels. 306 00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:30,663 - ...a lot - A lot. 307 00:19:30,699 --> 00:19:32,632 And I've built up a large practice of people 308 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,701 whom I believe I'm genuinely helping. 309 00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:36,836 I'm not going to abandon them. 310 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,105 But Ashley's just scared. 311 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,172 - Oh God. - Ooh! 312 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,640 Where would I go? Hmm? 313 00:19:40,675 --> 00:19:42,875 LA? I've shot there. I hated it. 314 00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:44,777 New York, Chicago... I can't do the winters. 315 00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:47,313 - Where else is there? - Paris, London. 316 00:19:47,348 --> 00:19:50,149 Oh... Fuck you. God. Like that's so easy? 317 00:19:50,184 --> 00:19:52,384 Okay, well, don't be an angry black woman, Speedo. 318 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,221 Don't be a Ching Chong Viet Cong, Duc. 319 00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:56,489 Oh! You're sassy. 320 00:19:56,524 --> 00:19:58,825 - Oh, you're a inscrutable. - I bet you're good at sports. 321 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,084 I bet you're so motherfucking 322 00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:01,560 good at math. 323 00:20:01,596 --> 00:20:03,262 Asshole. 324 00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:05,764 Shit. 325 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,500 I have to take this. I'm sorry. 326 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:12,204 That was... great. 327 00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:14,978 Hey, why are you here? 328 00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:19,544 Uh... I have... I have blow. 329 00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:23,381 Hey. Hey, honey, I'm sorry. 330 00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:25,316 Uh, I'm just so jammed. 331 00:20:25,352 --> 00:20:27,418 I got a full rec that I haven't even started shooting yet 332 00:20:27,454 --> 00:20:28,648 and that... 333 00:20:28,673 --> 00:20:31,089 fucking idiot temp stylist that I've been bitching to you about 334 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,092 - put us hours behind. It's just... - Oh. Okay. 335 00:20:34,128 --> 00:20:36,294 No worries. When we get home, 336 00:20:36,329 --> 00:20:37,595 I'll just put her down 337 00:20:37,631 --> 00:20:39,030 before we leave for your dad's thing, 338 00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,098 so she can stay up late for the party. 339 00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:42,800 She'll have a lot more fun that way. 340 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:45,102 Yeah. You're such a good dad. 341 00:20:45,138 --> 00:20:48,373 Um, so you're okay with meeting me at my folks'? 342 00:20:48,408 --> 00:20:51,176 Oh. Oh, Mommy's gonna be that late. 343 00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:55,212 Well... yes. Mommy will make it up to you. I promise. 344 00:20:55,247 --> 00:20:56,681 Try not to stress out. 345 00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:58,382 All right. I love you. 346 00:21:01,149 --> 00:21:04,855 - Hey. - So... you're picking up models now? 347 00:21:05,237 --> 00:21:06,863 What are you thinking? 348 00:21:07,426 --> 00:21:10,294 - I'm not gonna fuck him. - Does he know that? 349 00:21:16,268 --> 00:21:18,168 - Wow. - Is your marriage in trouble? 350 00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:21,405 No. No. This has nothing to do with Malcolm. 351 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,640 - Then what does it have to do with? - I don't know. 352 00:21:23,676 --> 00:21:25,675 I just want a vacation sometimes. 353 00:21:25,711 --> 00:21:27,577 I just want a break. That's all. 354 00:21:27,612 --> 00:21:29,579 God. It's nothing. 355 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,454 It's really nothing. 356 00:21:32,479 --> 00:21:34,283 Look, you've got a great relationship, Ash. 357 00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:35,200 Don't sabotage... 358 00:21:35,225 --> 00:21:36,686 You don't know anything about relationships, Duc, 359 00:21:36,722 --> 00:21:38,588 because being in one includes having sex. 360 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,057 Wow. 361 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,659 Oh my God. 362 00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:48,029 All right. That was mean. I'm... 363 00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:52,335 - I'm a fucking bitch, okay? I'm sorry. - No. No, you're right. 364 00:21:56,073 --> 00:22:00,209 Look, I know why you... why you avoid being with someone, and I... 365 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,813 I... I respect your choice, even if I don't agree with it, 366 00:22:04,849 --> 00:22:07,015 and I just need the same thing from you. 367 00:22:09,353 --> 00:22:10,652 Deal. 368 00:22:11,856 --> 00:22:12,888 Okay. 369 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,193 - He's got blow. - I know. 370 00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:21,296 Mm-hmm. 371 00:22:21,331 --> 00:22:23,197 - It's like we're back in high school. - Yeah. 372 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,141 - Yo. - Yo. 373 00:22:35,478 --> 00:22:36,710 How are you? 374 00:22:39,548 --> 00:22:41,149 Hi. 375 00:22:42,886 --> 00:22:44,718 This your bike? Put it in my truck. 376 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:45,887 Yup. 377 00:22:47,556 --> 00:22:49,790 I actually have a favor to ask you. 378 00:22:49,825 --> 00:22:51,091 - Already? - Yeah. 379 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:53,193 That's not a good start. What? 380 00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:55,061 You know the dry cleaner on Division Street? 381 00:23:06,008 --> 00:23:07,573 That'll be 11.11. 382 00:23:09,244 --> 00:23:11,044 You gotta be kidding me. 383 00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:13,346 It's 15 for the blazer, 384 00:23:13,381 --> 00:23:17,017 and then your account has a 3.89 credit for hanger recycling. 385 00:23:17,052 --> 00:23:18,919 Yeah. 386 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:23,956 11.11. 387 00:23:25,527 --> 00:23:28,127 "Individuals who are continually contacted 388 00:23:28,162 --> 00:23:32,231 "by the number 11:11 usually have some positive mission to accomplish, 389 00:23:32,266 --> 00:23:36,001 "a mission that remains a mystery until genetically programmed sequences 390 00:23:36,037 --> 00:23:37,903 are activated within the DNA." 391 00:23:38,806 --> 00:23:39,972 Wait. Are you... 392 00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:41,874 Are you the next step in human evolution? 393 00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:43,976 'Cause I'd want to know that. 394 00:23:44,011 --> 00:23:45,444 Well, did you know that string theory 395 00:23:45,479 --> 00:23:47,313 needs 11 dimensions or else it doesn't work? 396 00:23:47,348 --> 00:23:48,547 Where am I going, by the way? 397 00:23:48,582 --> 00:23:51,516 Oh, um... my parents live in Laurelhurst. 398 00:23:51,552 --> 00:23:54,252 Okay. And where do you live? 399 00:23:57,023 --> 00:23:58,557 Come on. Come on. 400 00:23:58,592 --> 00:24:00,124 I gotta take a shower anyway. 401 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,394 We'll be in a really good mood for your dad's thing. 402 00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:36,727 Maybe this is the positive mission 403 00:24:36,763 --> 00:24:38,962 that I'm supposed to accomplish. 404 00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:43,833 You're doing an excellent job. 405 00:24:43,869 --> 00:24:45,668 - Mm-hmm. - Excellent. 406 00:25:05,123 --> 00:25:08,658 Well, hello! 407 00:25:08,693 --> 00:25:12,829 What is the best and smartest little girl in the world 408 00:25:12,864 --> 00:25:15,532 doing on my front porch? 409 00:25:17,368 --> 00:25:20,903 Oh! You sweet thing. 410 00:25:20,939 --> 00:25:23,005 Gigi is just going to eat you up. 411 00:25:23,942 --> 00:25:25,341 Eat you up. Eat you up. 412 00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:28,044 I thought I'd come a little early, 413 00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:29,678 see if there's anything I can do to help. 414 00:25:29,713 --> 00:25:32,815 Oh, there are always things you can do, Malcolm. 415 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:36,351 Where's Ashley? 416 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,520 She got held up at work. 417 00:25:40,524 --> 00:25:41,957 They named me Subeedo, 418 00:25:41,992 --> 00:25:44,593 this African name that nobody even knows what it means. 419 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,361 - Sounds like "Speedo." - Exactly. 420 00:25:46,396 --> 00:25:48,000 They called me "scrote tote" 421 00:25:48,025 --> 00:25:49,051 in middle school. 422 00:25:49,086 --> 00:25:51,632 Yeah, so on my 18th birthday, I had it legally changed 423 00:25:51,668 --> 00:25:53,101 to the whitest name I could think of. 424 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:56,371 One picture day... 425 00:25:56,406 --> 00:25:58,673 - she dressed me in kente cloth... - Oh yeah. 426 00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:02,011 ...and put this Erykah Badu 427 00:26:02,036 --> 00:26:03,144 thing on my head. 428 00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:05,613 It was so fucking humiliating. 429 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,782 - Now, I got the áo dài... - Yeah, yeah. 430 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:09,517 ...which is basically a dress, 431 00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:11,919 so let's take one of the only Asian kids in school 432 00:26:11,955 --> 00:26:13,554 and send him to picture day in a dress 433 00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:15,389 that makes him look like the hostess 434 00:26:15,424 --> 00:26:16,657 at an Asian fusion restaurant. 435 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:23,464 Oh shit. It's really late. We gotta get going. 436 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,366 You're not gonna wreck my car, are you? 437 00:26:25,401 --> 00:26:27,968 - I love my car. - Oh, of course I won't. 438 00:26:31,107 --> 00:26:32,706 Got Listerine if anybody wants some. 439 00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:33,907 Uh-huh. 440 00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:55,628 Ramon is still not here with your jacket. 441 00:26:55,663 --> 00:26:57,363 I'll wear the black cashmere one. 442 00:26:57,399 --> 00:27:00,166 Oh, honey, no. It's really unflattering. 443 00:27:01,503 --> 00:27:03,469 And you're so handsome in the gray. 444 00:27:06,174 --> 00:27:08,807 So, I'm gonna make a toast to you... 445 00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:11,777 30-plus years together, the kids, blah, blah, blah... 446 00:27:11,812 --> 00:27:14,013 and then you'll make your speech. 447 00:27:15,049 --> 00:27:17,416 Uh, sweetheart, do we have to? 448 00:27:17,451 --> 00:27:20,218 I'm not really up to this speech shit. 449 00:27:20,254 --> 00:27:23,388 Greg, you're turning 60. It's a milestone. 450 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:26,025 It needs to be marked. It needs ritual. 451 00:27:34,901 --> 00:27:36,468 What are you doing on the floor? 452 00:27:37,371 --> 00:27:40,205 Uh, I dropped the shampoo. 453 00:27:42,276 --> 00:27:44,342 Well, I hope you're not using my shampoo. 454 00:27:44,378 --> 00:27:46,578 That stuff is 22 bucks a bottle. 455 00:27:46,613 --> 00:27:48,012 It's from Denmark. 456 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,286 Fuck Denmark. 457 00:27:59,092 --> 00:28:01,925 Just so you know, I've never brought a guy home before, 458 00:28:01,961 --> 00:28:06,096 even though my mom has been dying for me to ever since I came out. 459 00:28:06,131 --> 00:28:09,031 So I'm gonna be kind of a big deal, huh? 460 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:10,166 Sorry. 461 00:28:10,202 --> 00:28:11,834 I'm gonna make a surprise proposal 462 00:28:11,869 --> 00:28:12,935 in front of everyone. 463 00:28:12,971 --> 00:28:15,638 - Don't do that. - Okay. 464 00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:18,674 I seriously gotta pee. 465 00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,810 "'One day, I'm gonna fly off this island 466 00:28:20,851 --> 00:28:23,184 and go see the world.' The other turtles..." 467 00:28:23,214 --> 00:28:25,380 - Hey, who's that? - Uncle Ramon. 468 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,016 Oh yeah! Go get him! 469 00:28:27,852 --> 00:28:29,619 Oh, come here, come here, come here. 470 00:28:29,654 --> 00:28:32,722 Ah! I'm so excited you're here. 471 00:28:33,891 --> 00:28:35,257 You're her favorite. You know that, right? 472 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:38,059 Yeah, well, she is my favorite, so it all works out. 473 00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:39,624 Hailey, look, 474 00:28:39,649 --> 00:28:40,729 this is my friend, Henry. 475 00:28:40,764 --> 00:28:43,265 - Hi. La, la, la, la, la... - Hi. 476 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:44,866 - This is my brother-in-law, Malcolm. - Hey. 477 00:28:44,901 --> 00:28:46,901 - Pleasure to meet you, Henry. - Yes, likewise. 478 00:28:46,937 --> 00:28:48,303 Um, where's the bathroom? 479 00:28:48,339 --> 00:28:49,938 Tickles. Oh, end of the hall. 480 00:28:49,973 --> 00:28:52,374 - Are you sure you're not ticklish? - Follow the smell of patchouli. 481 00:28:52,409 --> 00:28:54,575 Okay. 482 00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:58,546 He's cute, man. Yeah, I barely know him. 483 00:28:58,581 --> 00:29:01,049 You're gonna want to enjoy that while it lasts. 484 00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:02,316 Ramon! Where have you been? 485 00:29:02,352 --> 00:29:04,385 You need to come with me right now. All right, let's go. 486 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:07,956 You promised me you would be early. I know, something came up. 487 00:29:37,953 --> 00:29:40,287 He says he's a serial killer. 488 00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:43,823 You need to block this guy. 489 00:29:43,858 --> 00:29:49,128 What? Come on! What real serial killer would advertise it on Facebook? 490 00:29:50,532 --> 00:29:52,131 Okay, I'm never gonna meet him. 491 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,201 If I wanted to actually hook up, I would go on Tinder, 492 00:29:54,236 --> 00:29:56,570 which... I don't. 493 00:29:56,605 --> 00:29:58,271 Okay, do you really think I want to see his face 494 00:29:58,307 --> 00:29:59,506 when the hideous beast that's me 495 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,307 shows up instead of hot Angela Milton? 496 00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:03,409 Kristen, you are so not hideous. 497 00:30:03,444 --> 00:30:07,113 Says the beautiful Colombian boy. 498 00:30:07,148 --> 00:30:10,449 I've made my peace being the boring white chick in the family. 499 00:30:10,484 --> 00:30:13,019 Wait. 500 00:30:13,054 --> 00:30:14,587 Did I tell you... 501 00:30:15,824 --> 00:30:18,290 I'm getting my DNA analyzed. 502 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,859 Why? 503 00:30:20,894 --> 00:30:23,329 'Cause maybe there's a tiny percentage 504 00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:25,097 of something interesting in there. 505 00:30:25,132 --> 00:30:27,566 Kristen, seriously, 506 00:30:27,602 --> 00:30:30,202 you have to be careful with this Facebook stuff. 507 00:30:30,238 --> 00:30:32,003 There are real psychos out there. 508 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,840 I actually hooked up with one once. 509 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:37,275 Wait. How often do you hook up? 510 00:30:37,901 --> 00:30:39,510 How often do you? 511 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:44,282 I'm 17, dumbass. Like never. Yet. 512 00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:48,653 Don't judge me. I'm not waiting for the perfect... 513 00:30:48,688 --> 00:30:52,257 you know, whatever. I just haven't found anyone particularly interested. 514 00:30:56,929 --> 00:31:00,331 Interesting. Uh-oh, Freudian slip. 515 00:31:00,706 --> 00:31:03,292 You are unusually forthcoming tonight. 516 00:31:04,203 --> 00:31:06,603 I'm high. I'm always high. 517 00:31:06,639 --> 00:31:08,338 Is that like a plea for help? 518 00:31:08,374 --> 00:31:11,108 Dear God, no, I love it. 519 00:31:11,144 --> 00:31:14,512 Ooh, wait. Check out this new vaporizer. 520 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,014 Let's see. 521 00:31:22,621 --> 00:31:24,154 I got you this. 522 00:31:25,223 --> 00:31:29,125 Oh my... Right. Sorry. 523 00:31:29,161 --> 00:31:31,662 Thank you. 524 00:31:35,401 --> 00:31:38,435 Okay, suck it up, boys. 525 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:41,004 No one can see how inebriated we are. Okay? No one. 526 00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:44,941 Randy, you are Duc's friend. You and I just met. 527 00:31:44,976 --> 00:31:46,146 I picked you guys up 528 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:47,743 - on my way over. - Why? 529 00:31:47,779 --> 00:31:49,645 Because she doesn't want her husband to know 530 00:31:49,681 --> 00:31:51,347 she's bringing a hot boy to the party. 531 00:31:51,382 --> 00:31:53,283 Duc, you're not gonna tell Malcolm anything, okay? 532 00:31:53,318 --> 00:31:54,884 Of course not, you're my sister. 533 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,519 He's just your incredibly nice husband 534 00:31:56,554 --> 00:31:58,253 who happens to be my best friend, 535 00:31:58,289 --> 00:32:00,423 which is not awkward for me at all. 536 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,658 - You're married? - Yeah. 537 00:32:02,694 --> 00:32:04,259 Actually, that makes total sense. 538 00:32:04,295 --> 00:32:05,828 What the fuck does that mean? 539 00:32:05,863 --> 00:32:08,698 You're beautiful, smart, and fucking hot. 540 00:32:08,733 --> 00:32:10,599 - Of course you're married. - Aw. 541 00:32:10,635 --> 00:32:12,467 You're very sweet, Randy... 542 00:32:12,502 --> 00:32:14,469 or you're a complete douchebag. 543 00:32:14,504 --> 00:32:16,504 Can you not call her "hot"? 544 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:18,440 It's a fact. 545 00:32:30,019 --> 00:32:33,154 - Hey, baby! Hi! - Mom! 546 00:32:33,189 --> 00:32:36,391 Don't you look nice? Look at you. 547 00:32:36,426 --> 00:32:38,893 Aw, Daddy did a great job dressing you. 548 00:32:38,928 --> 00:32:42,697 Somebody was a little more interested in picking out her outfit 549 00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:44,232 - than taking a nap... - Oh. 550 00:32:44,267 --> 00:32:45,967 ...so I don't know how long she's gonna last. 551 00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:48,469 I'm so sorry I'm late. Uh-huh. It's no problem. 552 00:32:50,373 --> 00:32:52,506 - You smell like Listerine. - Mmm. 553 00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:55,776 Yup, Listerine. Let me check again. 554 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,712 Wow. 555 00:32:58,748 --> 00:33:02,483 It's like a golden retriever turned into a dude. 556 00:33:02,518 --> 00:33:06,152 Right? I think she married him to piss our mom off. 557 00:33:06,188 --> 00:33:09,790 He was a Republican... you know, before Trump. 558 00:33:10,174 --> 00:33:13,360 - Yeah. - But she hit the jackpot. 559 00:33:37,886 --> 00:33:40,119 Do I know you? 560 00:33:40,154 --> 00:33:43,255 Um, no, I don't think so. Hi, I'm Henry. 561 00:33:43,291 --> 00:33:47,192 I made it explicitly clear there were to be no catering servers... 562 00:33:47,228 --> 00:33:49,361 Ah. Oh, no. 563 00:33:49,397 --> 00:33:51,997 No, no, I'm... I'm with Ramon. 564 00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:55,667 As his date? 565 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:58,137 - Uh, yeah. - Really? 566 00:33:58,172 --> 00:34:01,273 - Sure. Yeah. - I'm Ramon's mom, 567 00:34:01,309 --> 00:34:04,043 - Audrey. - Oh. Audrey. Oh. 568 00:34:04,078 --> 00:34:05,510 I'm sorry. 569 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:08,780 Oh, it is such a pleasure to meet you. 570 00:34:08,816 --> 00:34:11,583 Oh my God, a pleasure. 571 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,251 The pleasure is mine. 572 00:34:13,286 --> 00:34:14,586 - Come. - Okay. 573 00:34:14,621 --> 00:34:17,589 I want to learn everything about you. Okay. 574 00:34:18,492 --> 00:34:20,459 ...22, 23, 24, 25... 575 00:34:20,494 --> 00:34:22,026 - How high can you count? - A hundred. 576 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,762 I need to take a picture of you 577 00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:27,265 'cause you just counted to a hundred. 578 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,900 Oh my gosh. Okay. Get ready. 579 00:34:31,938 --> 00:34:34,138 We are smart ladies. 580 00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:38,176 Dude. I don't think she's gonna fuck me tonight. 581 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:40,845 Dude, that's my sister. Shut your fucking mouth. 582 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,113 I mean, why'd she even bring me, huh? 583 00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:45,850 She just likes to play with fire. 584 00:34:45,885 --> 00:34:48,151 Ashley likes to play near fire, 585 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,488 without ever getting close enough to actually get burned. 586 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:54,124 I mean, I get it. Her husband's very fuckable. 587 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,760 Oh well. 588 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,564 Everyone here's pretty old. 589 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,967 It's a 60th birthday party. 590 00:35:04,003 --> 00:35:06,303 Are there any caterers here at least? 591 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,607 So, tell me about this psycho you hooked up with. 592 00:35:11,248 --> 00:35:13,443 It was so fucking creepy. 593 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,546 He made this face during sex 594 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:20,884 that literally was like the face of madness. 595 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,219 That's it? He just made a weird face? 596 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:26,288 You seem disappointed that he didn't murder or dismember me. 597 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:28,339 It was really upsetting. 598 00:35:28,364 --> 00:35:29,959 I kind of just... 599 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:32,094 put the brakes on hooking up after that. 600 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,931 Wait. When was the last time you hooked up? 601 00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:42,371 - A couple hours ago. - What? Oh, slut. 602 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:44,773 What did you hook up on? Grindr? 603 00:35:44,808 --> 00:35:46,042 - Uh-uh. - Growlr. 604 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,475 - No. - Bristlr? 605 00:35:47,511 --> 00:35:48,810 - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. - Scruff. 606 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:51,479 - I met him in real life. - Oh, what? 607 00:35:51,515 --> 00:35:54,315 That is weird. His name's Henry. 608 00:35:54,351 --> 00:35:55,584 - Oh shit! - What? 609 00:35:55,619 --> 00:35:56,852 - He's here tonight. - No. 610 00:35:56,887 --> 00:35:59,254 Yeah, he kind of invited himself, and I just never said no. 611 00:35:59,289 --> 00:36:01,456 - Oh, so the sex was good. - Yeah. 612 00:36:01,491 --> 00:36:03,324 Well, fuck. Introduce me to him. 613 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,494 All right, just don't be weird. I don't want to scare him off. Please. 614 00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:08,796 When am I ever weird? 615 00:36:08,831 --> 00:36:12,767 Wait. Have I ever told you about how much I just love gay porn? 616 00:36:12,802 --> 00:36:14,335 Yeah, only a gazillion times. 617 00:36:14,371 --> 00:36:16,804 - Hey, Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash. - What? 618 00:36:16,839 --> 00:36:20,140 Can... Sorry. Can I get in on your gift to Dad, please? 619 00:36:20,176 --> 00:36:21,308 Ram... 620 00:36:21,343 --> 00:36:23,611 Come on, how much is half? 621 00:36:23,646 --> 00:36:25,580 - Two hundred dollars. - Wow. 622 00:36:25,615 --> 00:36:27,448 - Yeah. - I... I can do 50. 623 00:36:27,483 --> 00:36:28,449 No. 624 00:36:28,484 --> 00:36:30,517 Thank you. Thank you. 625 00:36:30,553 --> 00:36:31,953 Stop it. Okay, but thank you. 626 00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:35,289 Dad. 627 00:36:38,427 --> 00:36:39,726 Happy birthday. 628 00:36:44,032 --> 00:36:45,165 Wow. 629 00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:48,402 - These are beautiful. - They're great. 630 00:36:48,437 --> 00:36:50,904 They were custom-made for you in Italy. 631 00:36:51,907 --> 00:36:54,140 Ashley, thank you. Welcome. 632 00:36:55,477 --> 00:36:57,777 - And Ramon. - And Ramon. 633 00:36:57,813 --> 00:37:01,014 Thanks, buddy. Happy birthday, Dad. 634 00:37:01,049 --> 00:37:04,084 Dad. Yeah, I'm still making your gift. 635 00:37:05,553 --> 00:37:07,253 I can't wait to see what it is. 636 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:13,025 Oh fuck. 637 00:37:18,065 --> 00:37:19,599 He's talking to Mom. 638 00:37:21,102 --> 00:37:23,436 Oh yeah, Ram, he is uber hot. 639 00:37:23,471 --> 00:37:25,704 I better go rescue him before she unhinges her jaw 640 00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:27,239 - and swallows him whole. - Okay. 641 00:37:27,274 --> 00:37:30,909 I used to be a therapist. Not a lot escapes me. 642 00:37:30,945 --> 00:37:33,912 Hey. So you guys met each other. 643 00:37:33,948 --> 00:37:35,848 We did. Sweetie. 644 00:37:35,883 --> 00:37:37,149 - Yeah? - I want you to know, 645 00:37:37,184 --> 00:37:39,852 you have my full, unconditional blessing. 646 00:37:39,887 --> 00:37:42,687 Well, of course I do, Mom. Not that I need it. 647 00:37:42,722 --> 00:37:44,722 This one's a keeper. 648 00:37:44,758 --> 00:37:46,090 This one? 649 00:37:46,126 --> 00:37:48,726 There's something very special about this. 650 00:37:48,762 --> 00:37:50,962 Yeah, yeah, we put our dicks in each other. 651 00:37:50,997 --> 00:37:52,864 Was that really necessary? 652 00:37:52,899 --> 00:37:55,066 Mom, we're gay. We're not special. 653 00:37:55,101 --> 00:37:57,068 That's a little bit condescending and weird. 654 00:37:57,103 --> 00:38:00,104 Well, would you prefer a mother who disowned you? 655 00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:01,973 Or sat Shiva for you? 656 00:38:02,008 --> 00:38:03,407 Sometimes. 657 00:38:04,343 --> 00:38:05,441 Yeah. 658 00:38:06,812 --> 00:38:08,712 Well, I'm truly sorry, Henry, 659 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:11,948 that Ramon feels the need to denigrate me in front of you. 660 00:38:11,984 --> 00:38:15,052 You must be pretty important to him. 661 00:38:16,188 --> 00:38:18,055 Excuse me. 662 00:38:23,828 --> 00:38:25,528 A gym membership? 663 00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,463 It's not just a gym, Dad. 664 00:38:27,499 --> 00:38:30,166 It's a platinum membership to Quantum Fitness. 665 00:38:30,202 --> 00:38:33,102 You can use any part of the entire club, 24-7. 666 00:38:33,137 --> 00:38:35,004 You know I'm 60, right? 667 00:38:35,039 --> 00:38:37,807 You can start with some basic yoga. 668 00:38:37,842 --> 00:38:40,409 We could go together. 669 00:38:40,444 --> 00:38:42,644 You could use it. You're pretty stiff. 670 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,047 Well, stiff is a good thing at my age. 671 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,916 Doc Boatwright! 672 00:38:46,951 --> 00:38:48,150 Michael! 673 00:38:50,188 --> 00:38:51,520 Thank you, son. 674 00:38:54,491 --> 00:38:55,424 Welcome. 675 00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:56,758 - Hey. - Welcome, welcome. 676 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,127 - Oh. Oh, sure. - Come here. 677 00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:01,096 Um, you remember my girlfriend, Emma. 678 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,764 - Hi. Happy birthday. - Of course. 679 00:39:20,884 --> 00:39:22,283 Mmm. 680 00:39:34,930 --> 00:39:36,029 Hey. 681 00:39:37,933 --> 00:39:39,333 Hey. 682 00:39:39,369 --> 00:39:42,470 Or perhaps I should say... 683 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,571 "Neigh!" 684 00:39:52,815 --> 00:39:54,748 - Great party, Mom. - Is it? 685 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,988 Aren't you even remotely interested why I might say that? 686 00:40:02,891 --> 00:40:04,023 Remotely. 687 00:40:07,596 --> 00:40:10,597 Mom, if you want to tell me how you're feeling, tell me. 688 00:40:10,632 --> 00:40:13,767 I'd love to hear, but it's not my job to dig it out of you. 689 00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:18,504 Oh, is that how you "motivate" people's "architecture"? 690 00:40:18,539 --> 00:40:20,506 Passive-aggressively? 691 00:40:20,541 --> 00:40:23,276 Yes, and that was neither passive nor aggressive. 692 00:40:24,445 --> 00:40:26,846 - Celibately? - Well, that was aggressive. 693 00:40:26,881 --> 00:40:29,882 Women need men like you. 694 00:40:29,918 --> 00:40:31,417 You should be making love constantly, 695 00:40:31,452 --> 00:40:33,286 bringing that empathy into being. 696 00:40:33,321 --> 00:40:36,455 You could be a conduit for healing the world. 697 00:40:36,490 --> 00:40:37,823 - Through fucking? - Eh. 698 00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:47,933 Look at your father. 699 00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:51,703 So hungry for approval. 700 00:40:52,706 --> 00:40:53,905 He wasn't always like that. 701 00:40:53,941 --> 00:40:59,410 He always had the approval, so he never had to work for it. 702 00:40:59,446 --> 00:41:03,414 He's been depressed for a couple of years now. 703 00:41:03,450 --> 00:41:05,283 Any particular reason? 704 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,085 No, I'm waiting for him to tell me. 705 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,655 It's not my job to dig it out of him. 706 00:41:13,893 --> 00:41:15,926 I look at him, and I love him so much, 707 00:41:15,962 --> 00:41:17,328 it literally hurts. 708 00:41:17,364 --> 00:41:20,284 I'm serious, like it might injure me. 709 00:41:21,334 --> 00:41:24,501 And in the same moment, I wanna smack him repeatedly 710 00:41:24,536 --> 00:41:27,104 in the face with big, wet fish. 711 00:41:31,677 --> 00:41:34,511 Who's that kid talking to Dad? 712 00:41:34,546 --> 00:41:37,281 Hmm. His TA, Michael something. 713 00:41:37,316 --> 00:41:38,515 Oh, yeah? 714 00:41:38,550 --> 00:41:42,085 Your father loves his acolytes. 715 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:46,022 ...my ass. 716 00:42:27,164 --> 00:42:28,263 Hmm. 717 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:36,771 Ah, I love that. That's so good. I'm gonna steal that. 718 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:39,240 Okay. Well, I stole it. 719 00:42:40,644 --> 00:42:42,977 - Mind if I grab him for a bit? - Oh. 720 00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:47,381 - How are you doing? - I'm great. I'm drunk. 721 00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:52,053 Oh, honey. Only seltzer then, the rest of the party. 722 00:42:53,056 --> 00:42:55,189 Here's your blazer. 723 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:58,426 - No. I'm... I'm good. - For your speech. Oh. 724 00:42:59,795 --> 00:43:01,228 If you wanna look nice. 725 00:43:02,865 --> 00:43:04,030 I'm good. 726 00:43:23,352 --> 00:43:26,386 Um, you... you should probably know, 727 00:43:26,421 --> 00:43:28,321 I'm a virgin. 728 00:43:31,093 --> 00:43:33,259 We can use my shirt. 729 00:43:48,142 --> 00:43:50,442 Can I have everyone's attention? 730 00:43:50,478 --> 00:43:52,744 - Attention, please! - Aw. 731 00:43:52,779 --> 00:43:56,281 We're here to celebrate the birth of my dear husband, Greg, 732 00:43:56,317 --> 00:43:59,818 who I met at Berkeley many centuries ago. 733 00:44:03,290 --> 00:44:06,458 Aw! 734 00:44:06,494 --> 00:44:09,995 June 12th, 1982. 735 00:44:11,498 --> 00:44:13,732 - The March for Disarmament. - Wow. 736 00:44:13,767 --> 00:44:18,269 Still one of the largest protest marches in New York City history. 737 00:44:19,139 --> 00:44:22,541 But I remember it as the day... 738 00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:24,409 he proposed. 739 00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:25,809 Aw. 740 00:44:25,845 --> 00:44:29,580 I had never met a boy who was so comfortable around me. 741 00:44:29,615 --> 00:44:31,482 Some people say I can be a handful. 742 00:44:31,518 --> 00:44:34,385 What? 743 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:37,922 But Greg wasn't intimidated. 744 00:44:37,957 --> 00:44:40,491 He got me. In fact... 745 00:44:41,961 --> 00:44:43,360 he celebrated me. 746 00:44:43,395 --> 00:44:46,864 Oh, that's so sweet. 747 00:44:46,899 --> 00:44:48,265 And he's done so every day 748 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,167 of mine and our four children's lives, 749 00:44:50,202 --> 00:44:52,703 and we love him for it... 750 00:44:56,108 --> 00:44:58,308 ...as I'm sure you all do. 751 00:44:58,343 --> 00:45:00,710 Greg? 752 00:45:00,745 --> 00:45:02,512 We love you both. 753 00:45:02,548 --> 00:45:03,713 My darling. 754 00:45:05,150 --> 00:45:06,550 The love of my life. 755 00:45:07,453 --> 00:45:09,453 Wouldn't you like to say a few words? 756 00:45:09,488 --> 00:45:11,955 - Yeah! - Come on, get up there, Greg. 757 00:45:11,990 --> 00:45:13,490 - Mm-mm. - Let's hear it. 758 00:45:17,095 --> 00:45:20,029 Come on, Greg! 759 00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:21,430 Greg! 760 00:45:21,466 --> 00:45:24,166 All right, Greg! Yeah! 761 00:45:30,441 --> 00:45:31,540 Thanks, honey. 762 00:45:31,576 --> 00:45:34,143 Please don't say anything depressing. 763 00:45:35,813 --> 00:45:37,600 Audrey, you dropped your bracelet. 764 00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:38,505 Oh, thank you. 765 00:45:46,924 --> 00:45:47,990 Well... 766 00:45:49,526 --> 00:45:52,060 I don't think anyone... 767 00:45:52,830 --> 00:45:55,142 I don't think anyone's life... 768 00:45:55,599 --> 00:45:57,532 turns out the way they thought it would. 769 00:45:57,567 --> 00:45:58,934 That's for sure. 770 00:45:58,969 --> 00:46:00,602 Things we didn't even know existed... 771 00:46:00,638 --> 00:46:02,704 What's with the all black? Is he Johnny Cash? 772 00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:05,373 - He's struggling for autonomy. - Oh. 773 00:46:05,408 --> 00:46:07,375 While things we considered fundamental... 774 00:46:07,410 --> 00:46:09,577 But the gray silk, he looks so good in that. 775 00:46:09,613 --> 00:46:12,913 He doesn't want to look good. He wants to have his way. 776 00:46:12,949 --> 00:46:16,317 You know, sometimes I feel like I'm still a teenager... 777 00:46:16,353 --> 00:46:21,088 ...like age is just an illusion... 778 00:46:22,859 --> 00:46:25,225 and I'm gonna feel this way forever. 779 00:46:26,663 --> 00:46:30,430 But other times, I feel like 780 00:46:30,466 --> 00:46:33,934 there's a pair of invisible hands... 781 00:46:35,038 --> 00:46:37,904 wrapped around my heart... 782 00:46:37,939 --> 00:46:39,773 squeezing it so tight... 783 00:46:41,243 --> 00:46:42,709 that I think I'm... 784 00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:46,079 I think it's gonna stop beating. 785 00:46:48,784 --> 00:46:50,484 I almost wish it would. 786 00:46:55,323 --> 00:46:57,037 But it doesn't. 787 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,593 It just keeps beating... 788 00:47:02,230 --> 00:47:04,230 and I just keep going. 789 00:47:09,237 --> 00:47:11,070 I'm a philosopher... 790 00:47:11,105 --> 00:47:12,538 whatever that means. 791 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:18,811 I spent most of my life trying to figure out... 792 00:47:20,848 --> 00:47:24,022 what life is all about. 793 00:47:26,483 --> 00:47:28,553 And here I am, 60 years old... 60, 794 00:47:28,589 --> 00:47:30,756 and I have no fucking idea. 795 00:47:33,794 --> 00:47:35,293 Let me know if you... 796 00:47:35,909 --> 00:47:38,530 need me to stop or slow down. 797 00:47:38,565 --> 00:47:39,798 Okay, I will. 798 00:47:39,834 --> 00:47:41,266 When I was young, 799 00:47:41,301 --> 00:47:43,268 I thought the purpose of life 800 00:47:43,303 --> 00:47:45,270 was to seek enlightenment, 801 00:47:45,305 --> 00:47:47,138 to use our minds, 802 00:47:47,173 --> 00:47:49,807 to try to imagine a better future... 803 00:47:49,843 --> 00:47:50,975 Just breathe. 804 00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:52,176 Okay. 805 00:47:52,212 --> 00:47:54,279 ...bring light into the darkness... 806 00:47:56,450 --> 00:47:59,718 ...to reject fear and despair 807 00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:01,485 and cynicism... 808 00:48:03,689 --> 00:48:06,557 ...to honor intelligence and reason... 809 00:48:09,962 --> 00:48:11,228 to choose love. 810 00:48:14,032 --> 00:48:16,734 Love? 811 00:48:19,171 --> 00:48:22,839 I feel embarrassed even articulating that, because... 812 00:48:26,245 --> 00:48:28,444 I look at the world... 813 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,380 not even the world... 814 00:48:30,849 --> 00:48:32,682 here, now... 815 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,637 and all I see is ignorance, 816 00:48:38,423 --> 00:48:39,806 hatred, 817 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,184 terror, 818 00:48:43,161 --> 00:48:45,060 and rage. 819 00:48:50,868 --> 00:48:52,602 We lost, folks. 820 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,040 We lost. 821 00:49:04,048 --> 00:49:06,415 I look back on... 822 00:49:09,386 --> 00:49:13,131 my partnership with this amazing woman... 823 00:49:14,425 --> 00:49:17,759 and this great experiment that is our family... 824 00:49:20,631 --> 00:49:22,030 and I wonder, 825 00:49:22,065 --> 00:49:23,965 I really do wonder... 826 00:49:29,873 --> 00:49:32,040 "Did any of it make any difference?" 827 00:49:33,944 --> 00:49:35,877 'Cause from where I'm standing... 828 00:49:35,912 --> 00:49:37,912 What the fuck? 829 00:49:40,416 --> 00:49:41,615 What the fuck is that? 830 00:49:42,986 --> 00:49:45,330 What the fuck is what? 831 00:49:58,501 --> 00:49:59,633 Hey. 832 00:50:00,136 --> 00:50:01,368 Hey. What's happening? 833 00:50:03,172 --> 00:50:04,271 Ramon? 834 00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:29,195 What the fuck? 835 00:50:38,306 --> 00:50:40,806 It's fucking 11:11! 836 00:50:43,363 --> 00:50:45,063 Ramon. 837 00:50:45,846 --> 00:50:47,546 Did you take anything tonight? 838 00:50:47,581 --> 00:50:49,015 Who gave it to you? 839 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,816 - No. - Was it Henry? 840 00:50:50,851 --> 00:50:52,451 Hey, hey. 841 00:50:52,486 --> 00:50:55,220 I got you. I got you. 842 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,298 What's going on with him? 843 00:51:09,323 --> 00:51:11,056 He's hallucinating. 844 00:51:12,265 --> 00:51:14,064 I was hallucinating? 845 00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:17,147 It's okay. 846 00:51:18,236 --> 00:51:20,603 Wait. Nobody saw what happened with the fire? 847 00:51:20,638 --> 00:51:21,604 It's okay. 848 00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:23,272 What it did? 849 00:51:23,307 --> 00:51:25,107 It's okay. 850 00:51:28,178 --> 00:51:29,477 It's all right. 851 00:51:31,915 --> 00:51:33,314 What's wrong with Ramon? 852 00:51:41,524 --> 00:51:43,023 He doesn't have a fever. 853 00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:46,026 We did a whole blood battery, nothing was abnormal, 854 00:51:46,062 --> 00:51:47,695 so no liver or kidney failure. 855 00:51:47,731 --> 00:51:51,132 No migraines. He's way too young for dementia. 856 00:51:51,167 --> 00:51:54,502 He sleeps over eight hours a night, so no narcolepsy. 857 00:51:54,537 --> 00:51:56,337 Full MRI revealed nothing, 858 00:51:56,373 --> 00:51:58,655 so no tumor that might cause hallucinations. 859 00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,906 Mrs. Boatwright. 860 00:51:59,941 --> 00:52:02,409 It's Bayer, like the aspirin. 861 00:52:02,444 --> 00:52:03,877 Ms. Bayer. 862 00:52:05,347 --> 00:52:06,946 Ms. Bayer... 863 00:52:06,982 --> 00:52:09,182 hallucinations can be symptomatic 864 00:52:09,217 --> 00:52:11,217 of many different conditions besides... 865 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,552 Well, of course I know that. 866 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,720 I was a therapist for almost 20 years 867 00:52:14,756 --> 00:52:16,890 before I founded the Empathy Initiative. 868 00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:19,625 It wasn't a hallucination. I saw 11:11 on the clock. 869 00:52:19,661 --> 00:52:21,560 I mean, a friend of mine can corroborate. He was there. 870 00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:23,963 A friend you've only known for a matter of days. 871 00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:25,398 Mom, seriously? 872 00:52:25,433 --> 00:52:27,233 Is it possible, Ramon, 873 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:29,669 that seeing or hearing that number 874 00:52:29,704 --> 00:52:31,937 could've planted the idea in your subconscious? 875 00:52:31,972 --> 00:52:33,806 That's what I've been saying. 876 00:52:33,841 --> 00:52:35,408 No, these numbers mean something, Dad. 877 00:52:35,443 --> 00:52:37,976 Sweetie, I know it's scary, 878 00:52:38,012 --> 00:52:41,213 and you wanna find some sense of meaning in what happened, 879 00:52:41,248 --> 00:52:43,949 - but try not to be too... - Schizophrenic? 880 00:52:46,153 --> 00:52:47,886 I know that's what you're thinking. 881 00:52:47,922 --> 00:52:50,255 You're thinking I'm just like Uncle Ike. 882 00:52:51,525 --> 00:52:53,792 This is why I thought it would be better if... 883 00:52:53,828 --> 00:52:57,196 if your father and I spoke to the doctor alone at first. 884 00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:02,968 You should probably know my older brother is schizophrenic. 885 00:53:03,003 --> 00:53:08,306 But... But Ramon is not our biological child. 886 00:53:08,342 --> 00:53:10,141 I'm aware of that. 887 00:53:11,010 --> 00:53:12,410 I'm not saying it's genetic. 888 00:53:12,871 --> 00:53:15,647 I'm saying I know what it looks like. 889 00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:18,049 I've seen it start. 890 00:53:18,084 --> 00:53:21,485 He was just high, and he imagined something. 891 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,817 Remember when he was little and he thought 892 00:53:23,842 --> 00:53:25,789 shadows were always following him? 893 00:53:25,825 --> 00:53:27,658 Shadows were following me, Dad. 894 00:53:27,693 --> 00:53:29,927 And you've been high and seen things. I was with you, Audrey, 895 00:53:29,963 --> 00:53:32,964 when you thought you were in an Aztec pyramid 896 00:53:32,999 --> 00:53:34,365 being prepared for sacrifice. 897 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,834 I wasn't high. I was tripping. 898 00:53:36,869 --> 00:53:39,870 And... and when we first met, you were terrified 899 00:53:39,905 --> 00:53:42,573 that you would still turn out to be schizophrenic. 900 00:53:42,608 --> 00:53:43,607 What is your point? 901 00:53:43,642 --> 00:53:45,008 My point is, you weren't! 902 00:53:46,278 --> 00:53:48,645 You-you... you have so much fear about this, 903 00:53:48,681 --> 00:53:50,391 that you almost are creating... 904 00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:52,516 Leave your fucking philosophy in the classroom, okay? 905 00:53:52,551 --> 00:53:54,084 Of course I'm terrified. 906 00:53:59,824 --> 00:54:03,393 Ike was Ramon's age when he had his first psychotic episode. 907 00:54:03,428 --> 00:54:06,429 Until we gather more conclusive information, 908 00:54:06,464 --> 00:54:10,833 I need everyone in the room to stop using diagnostic terms 909 00:54:10,869 --> 00:54:13,335 like psychosis and schizophrenia. 910 00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:17,072 Can we all agree on that? 911 00:54:17,108 --> 00:54:18,474 Mm-hmm. 912 00:54:18,510 --> 00:54:20,676 These words are used much more than they should be 913 00:54:20,712 --> 00:54:23,646 and can be very confusing, especially to the patient. 914 00:54:23,681 --> 00:54:26,848 Thank you. She's been sending him links to web sites. 915 00:54:26,884 --> 00:54:29,351 She's... fucking scared shitless. 916 00:54:29,387 --> 00:54:31,753 I want him to be educated. I want you to know 917 00:54:31,789 --> 00:54:33,355 what you might be up against. 918 00:54:33,391 --> 00:54:34,957 You want to control everything 919 00:54:34,992 --> 00:54:37,092 because you want to control everything. 920 00:54:37,128 --> 00:54:39,861 Maybe you could mask your contempt for me in front of the doctor. 921 00:54:44,267 --> 00:54:45,934 They waited too long 922 00:54:45,969 --> 00:54:48,202 to diagnose my brother, 923 00:54:48,238 --> 00:54:49,538 too long to medicate him. 924 00:54:49,573 --> 00:54:52,441 Each hallucination can cause more damage. 925 00:54:52,476 --> 00:54:56,210 I think we should start Ramon on Seroquel as soon as possible. 926 00:54:56,246 --> 00:54:58,547 What? You have been lecturing me 927 00:54:58,582 --> 00:55:00,514 about the evils of Western medicine 928 00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:01,616 for the past 35 years. 929 00:55:01,641 --> 00:55:02,917 We have to head off a second hallucination... 930 00:55:02,953 --> 00:55:05,286 Oh my God... which can only make a third one more likely. 931 00:55:05,322 --> 00:55:06,659 Ms. Bayer. 932 00:55:06,684 --> 00:55:08,489 I'm sorry, Doctor, but you should probably know 933 00:55:08,524 --> 00:55:12,827 I'm not one of those mothers who can sit back and watch from behind a glass. 934 00:55:24,974 --> 00:55:29,543 I intend to take an active part in Ramon's diagnosis and treatment. 935 00:55:29,579 --> 00:55:34,381 I genuinely respect your desire to be so involved... 936 00:55:35,717 --> 00:55:37,851 but that decision is for Ramon to make. 937 00:55:38,820 --> 00:55:40,120 Should he undergo treatment, 938 00:55:40,155 --> 00:55:42,856 it would be based on strict confidentiality 939 00:55:42,891 --> 00:55:44,257 between him and myself. 940 00:55:44,293 --> 00:55:47,127 Well, of... of course, but... but if he agrees 941 00:55:47,162 --> 00:55:48,895 to our being involved... 942 00:55:48,930 --> 00:55:50,329 Do you want your parents to know 943 00:55:50,365 --> 00:55:52,732 everything we talk about during your treatment? 944 00:55:53,935 --> 00:55:56,068 You don't have to say "yes," Ramon. 945 00:55:56,104 --> 00:55:58,337 In fact, I would advise you not to. 946 00:56:00,108 --> 00:56:01,975 Excuse me? 947 00:56:05,246 --> 00:56:07,246 You were a therapist, Ms. Bayer. 948 00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,348 You know there can be no meaningful therapy 949 00:56:09,384 --> 00:56:11,484 for Ramon with his parents in the room. 950 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,820 If you decide to become my patient, 951 00:56:14,855 --> 00:56:17,323 they can't be here without your consent. 952 00:56:18,619 --> 00:56:20,201 Do you understand? 953 00:56:21,595 --> 00:56:25,363 And if they call or email to ask about your progress, 954 00:56:25,399 --> 00:56:29,167 I can't answer them. I'm prohibited by law. 955 00:56:32,439 --> 00:56:33,438 Ramon. 956 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,974 Ramon. 957 00:56:36,010 --> 00:56:37,876 - Ramon? - I'm sorry, 958 00:56:37,912 --> 00:56:39,911 but this clearly is not the best... 959 00:56:39,946 --> 00:56:41,955 No, I want to be his patient. 960 00:56:43,050 --> 00:56:44,315 I do. 961 00:56:45,385 --> 00:56:46,918 - I do. - Sweetie. 962 00:56:46,953 --> 00:56:48,553 Then you both need to wait outside 963 00:56:48,588 --> 00:56:50,522 until we're done with our session. 964 00:56:50,557 --> 00:56:51,741 Of course. 965 00:56:51,766 --> 00:56:53,858 Everything's going to be okay. All right? 966 00:56:53,893 --> 00:56:55,538 We'll be right outside 967 00:56:55,563 --> 00:56:57,261 - if you need us, sweetie. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 968 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:08,472 Who is that woman in the picture? 969 00:57:08,507 --> 00:57:10,174 What picture? 970 00:57:12,278 --> 00:57:14,178 Who is she? 971 00:57:15,847 --> 00:57:17,347 My mother. 972 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:19,483 Why?