1 00:00:17,953 --> 00:00:20,460 Hi, um, Dr. Akopian. Rebecca Bunch here. 2 00:00:20,477 --> 00:00:22,859 So, Dr. Shin says it's time for me to transition 3 00:00:22,884 --> 00:00:24,812 from outpatient treatment with him back to you, 4 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:27,625 so what do you say? Our usual time on Thursday? 5 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:30,735 Give me a buzz. Buzz! Bee emoticon. 6 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,608 Anyway, I'm feeling good, ready to dig into all of it... 7 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:36,225 Abandonment issues, dissociative episodes, my dad. 8 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,275 It's all on the table. 9 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:40,004 Let's get into it. See you soon. 10 00:00:40,056 --> 00:00:42,945 It's happening. 11 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:47,031 Maybe this time, it's finally happening. 12 00:00:58,742 --> 00:01:00,992 ? This session ? 13 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:03,912 ? Is gonna be different ? 14 00:01:03,947 --> 00:01:07,282 ? It's gonna be so different ? 15 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:10,118 ? I know ? 16 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,620 ? This patient ? 17 00:01:12,622 --> 00:01:15,790 ? Won't be indifferent ? 18 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:18,126 ? This time around ? 19 00:01:18,128 --> 00:01:22,964 ? She'll want to grow ? 20 00:01:22,966 --> 00:01:27,969 ? I've been burned so many times ? 21 00:01:27,971 --> 00:01:30,701 - ? By the girl who's committed ? - _ 22 00:01:30,725 --> 00:01:33,785 ? so many burn crimes ? 23 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:39,147 ? Yet I never lost hope or endurance ? 24 00:01:39,576 --> 00:01:45,326 ? Thank God I don't accept health insurance ? 25 00:01:45,351 --> 00:01:48,302 I charge $250 an hour now. 26 00:01:48,658 --> 00:01:50,646 ? This session ? 27 00:01:50,671 --> 00:01:53,872 ? Is gonna be useful ? 28 00:01:53,997 --> 00:02:00,635 ? If she's truthful about how she feels ? 29 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:02,971 ? So I'll give it my all ? 30 00:02:03,006 --> 00:02:05,473 ? With my requisite therapist shawl ? 31 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:08,092 ? Kiss my fancy degrees on the wall ? 32 00:02:08,155 --> 00:02:13,860 ? For good luck that it's gonna be different ? 33 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:16,017 ? I can help her be different ? 34 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:19,687 ? Sweet Jesus, it has to be different ? 35 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,260 ? 'Cause if it's not ? 36 00:02:22,285 --> 00:02:27,822 ? I freakin' quit. ? 37 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:32,283 Seems like only yesterday 38 00:02:32,335 --> 00:02:34,361 I was right here in this very room 39 00:02:34,704 --> 00:02:36,504 ignoring everything you said. 40 00:02:36,908 --> 00:02:39,374 ? Crazy is when I go off the rails ? 41 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:43,211 ? This is what you've done to me ? 42 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,346 ? Crazy is how your loving makes me feel ? 43 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:48,978 ? This is what I always want to be ? 44 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,886 ? I like it when a girl gets crazy in bed ? 45 00:02:51,888 --> 00:02:55,424 ? Don't mess with the bitch who's crazy in the head ? 46 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:57,525 - ? You do ? - ? You don't ? 47 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,200 ? Want to be crazy ? 48 00:02:59,229 --> 00:03:00,695 - ? And you don't ? - ? You do ? 49 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,063 ? Want to be crazy ? 50 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:05,733 ? To clarify, yes, no on the crazy ? 51 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:09,070 ? We hope this helps. ? 52 00:03:09,072 --> 00:03:10,785 What? 53 00:03:10,809 --> 00:03:13,218 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 54 00:03:13,243 --> 00:03:15,910 Okay, so, uh, let me catch you up on everything 55 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,723 that's been going on with me since I last saw you, 56 00:03:17,747 --> 00:03:19,747 which was post-suicide attempt, 57 00:03:19,749 --> 00:03:21,582 and I tried to get you to give me a new diagnosis. 58 00:03:21,584 --> 00:03:23,462 Right, right. Okay, so, to recap. 59 00:03:23,487 --> 00:03:25,087 I accepted the fact that I'm borderline, 60 00:03:25,112 --> 00:03:27,032 did a lot of workbooks, went to Buffalo, 61 00:03:27,057 --> 00:03:28,220 hung out with my friend's dad, 62 00:03:28,245 --> 00:03:30,235 got back from Buffalo, started dating Nathaniel, 63 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:32,760 got a little too obsessy over Nathaniel, so broke that off. 64 00:03:32,762 --> 00:03:34,095 Went on a ton of hormones 65 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,430 to give Darryl an egg, 66 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,382 took over my firm as senior partner. 67 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:39,642 Uh, Nathaniel started dating a new girl, Mona. 68 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:40,884 That was three weeks ago. 69 00:03:40,909 --> 00:03:43,409 Nathaniel and I had sex in the office we now share, 70 00:03:43,434 --> 00:03:44,618 decided that was a bad idea, 71 00:03:44,643 --> 00:03:46,126 it should never happen again, and now I'm here. 72 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:49,884 Wow. That's... a lot. 73 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,845 Let's work backwards. 74 00:03:52,861 --> 00:03:56,204 So you and Nathaniel were intimate, but not any longer? 75 00:03:56,229 --> 00:03:58,987 Oh, God, no, no, no. No, no, no. That is long over. 76 00:03:59,012 --> 00:04:01,546 I mean, after we had sex that one time, 77 00:04:01,685 --> 00:04:04,136 we only had sex, like, three more times that week. 78 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,493 And then we stopped. 79 00:04:05,518 --> 00:04:07,518 Except for last night. 80 00:04:07,907 --> 00:04:08,993 And this morning. 81 00:04:09,018 --> 00:04:10,523 But I don't count this morning, 82 00:04:10,548 --> 00:04:12,243 because the janitor opened the door 83 00:04:12,245 --> 00:04:14,064 of the supply closet, so nobody finished. 84 00:04:14,497 --> 00:04:16,414 Except I'm pretty sure the janitor. 85 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:19,735 Are you okay with Nathaniel seeing another woman? 86 00:04:19,791 --> 00:04:22,625 Listen, Nathaniel and I are not seeing each other. 87 00:04:22,627 --> 00:04:25,795 Okay? What happened between us was just a few mistakes 88 00:04:25,847 --> 00:04:28,523 in a-a room full of office supplies. 89 00:04:28,548 --> 00:04:29,966 Okay? It's done. 90 00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:31,684 It's been hours. 91 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,937 Or what time is it? It's been 40 minutes. 92 00:04:33,972 --> 00:04:35,888 - Rebecca... - L-Listen. 93 00:04:35,941 --> 00:04:38,949 The Nathaniel sex... blah, irrelevant. It's in the past. 94 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,643 I'm here in the present with you right now 95 00:04:40,645 --> 00:04:42,228 ready to rock my mental health. 96 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,863 So, come on, let's do this. 97 00:04:43,898 --> 00:04:45,064 Bunch and Akopes, 98 00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:48,284 back together, tonight on CBS at 9:00 p.m., 99 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,155 solving crimes in different climates around the world. 100 00:04:52,157 --> 00:04:54,324 I do not wish to be called "Akopes." 101 00:04:54,507 --> 00:04:56,100 God, I forgot how un-fun you are. 102 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,833 It was nice to be invited, right? 103 00:04:58,858 --> 00:04:59,796 No. 104 00:04:59,831 --> 00:05:01,507 Oh, my God. Wait. You know Brian, right? 105 00:05:01,532 --> 00:05:03,082 - Oh, Brian. - Mm-hmm. 106 00:05:03,134 --> 00:05:04,936 - The bald sweaty guy in your marketing department? 107 00:05:04,961 --> 00:05:07,064 Yeah. So listen to this. We were at a pre-meeting today 108 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:08,304 - for the fall rollout. - Hmm. 109 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,922 And he took his shoes off at the table. 110 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:11,341 - Oh, what? - Yeah. 111 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:13,327 What? He-he just took his shoes off? 112 00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:15,622 Took 'em right off, plopped 'em on the conference table. 113 00:05:15,647 --> 00:05:16,622 I couldn't believe it. 114 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:19,083 Babe, the amount of hair on that man's toes. 115 00:05:19,108 --> 00:05:21,651 - Hold on. He wasn't wearing socks? - He was. The hair was 116 00:05:21,686 --> 00:05:23,186 poking through the black ankle sock. 117 00:05:23,238 --> 00:05:24,570 - Oh. - It was disgusting. 118 00:05:24,606 --> 00:05:27,006 - It was like a porcupine in a bag. - God. 119 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,775 I sent you a picture this morning. 120 00:05:30,432 --> 00:05:31,944 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 121 00:05:31,997 --> 00:05:33,534 Oh, I must have missed that. 122 00:05:33,559 --> 00:05:34,976 Oh, it's fine. I figured you were busy or something. 123 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,201 Yeah, no, you know, I was. I was busy... this morning. 124 00:05:38,203 --> 00:05:41,838 Yeah, I had a little bit of a... crisis with the janitor. 125 00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:43,539 - Oh, no. What happened? - It was real gross. 126 00:05:43,591 --> 00:05:47,510 He, uh... I-I caught him in the, uh, supply closet masturbating. 127 00:05:47,545 --> 00:05:49,212 - What? - Yeah, uh, alone. 128 00:05:49,214 --> 00:05:51,381 He was alone in there, and I caught him. 129 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:53,716 I caught him in there. 130 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:54,717 That is so gross. 131 00:05:54,719 --> 00:05:56,302 - In this supply closet? - Yeah. Uh-huh. 132 00:05:56,354 --> 00:05:58,771 Who would want to do anything sexual in a supply closet? 133 00:05:58,807 --> 00:06:00,223 What is wrong with people? 134 00:06:00,225 --> 00:06:01,607 I know. 135 00:06:01,643 --> 00:06:03,751 Yeah, I know, that is... 136 00:06:03,945 --> 00:06:06,907 People are disgusting. 137 00:06:06,932 --> 00:06:08,426 - You take it. - No, you take it. I got it. 138 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:09,949 I don't want it. You take it. 139 00:06:09,984 --> 00:06:11,394 Okay, can you stop playing air hockey... 140 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:12,175 Why are you... ? 141 00:06:12,203 --> 00:06:14,029 ... with the snotty tissue? 142 00:06:14,054 --> 00:06:15,988 - Knock it off! - Okay! 143 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,740 We have work to do. 144 00:06:17,742 --> 00:06:19,075 Geez. 145 00:06:20,742 --> 00:06:23,546 Tim, I looked at your deposition in the Crawford case. 146 00:06:23,581 --> 00:06:25,548 One word: blurghh. 147 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,166 Can we take another crack at that? 148 00:06:27,218 --> 00:06:29,719 Come on, it's fine. We can show Nathaniel. 149 00:06:29,754 --> 00:06:31,170 No, we can't. Jim, 150 00:06:31,222 --> 00:06:33,150 for your hearing next week, I rewrote your opening arguments. 151 00:06:33,174 --> 00:06:35,558 I thought you might want to win a case for a change. 152 00:06:35,593 --> 00:06:38,010 Well, you thought wrong. Wait. 153 00:06:38,063 --> 00:06:40,396 Paula, did you read my notes on the land use meeting? 154 00:06:40,432 --> 00:06:43,232 I made them really thorough. Did you show them to Rebecca? 155 00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:46,934 No. I gave her War and Peace, because it was shorter. 156 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,156 What? 157 00:06:50,442 --> 00:06:51,657 Oh, okay. 158 00:06:51,693 --> 00:06:53,868 Sue me, I want our work to, like... 159 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:55,759 I don't know... not suck. 160 00:06:56,781 --> 00:06:58,414 Okay, well, I have some good news. 161 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,834 I came up with a brilliant idea. You can all thank me later. 162 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,953 I've decided to call for reinforcements. 163 00:07:03,955 --> 00:07:05,088 You mean the reinforcements 164 00:07:05,123 --> 00:07:06,600 that go in the three-hole punch paper? 165 00:07:06,624 --> 00:07:08,235 I've been trying to get in the supply closet 166 00:07:08,259 --> 00:07:09,926 to get those, but it's always locked, 167 00:07:09,961 --> 00:07:12,295 and the door is making a banging noise. 168 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,964 I think there's a possum and a cat in there, 169 00:07:14,966 --> 00:07:16,349 and they're fighting, 170 00:07:16,384 --> 00:07:18,968 but they're also best friends and they solve crimes. 171 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,580 It's just an idea 172 00:07:20,605 --> 00:07:23,335 for a CBS show I've been kicking around. 173 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,627 Okay, that is Sunil. 174 00:07:27,652 --> 00:07:29,486 He is a competent person. 175 00:07:29,511 --> 00:07:31,814 Do not get your lame juice on him. 176 00:07:31,866 --> 00:07:33,950 He is really smart. 177 00:07:33,985 --> 00:07:36,402 - As opposed to... ? - Yeah, all of you. 178 00:07:36,461 --> 00:07:37,710 Hi! 179 00:07:37,739 --> 00:07:39,489 Oh. Hey! 180 00:07:39,491 --> 00:07:40,907 I'm here. 181 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:45,044 Oh, great. Now the sidekick's got a sidekick. 182 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,103 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 183 00:07:54,997 --> 00:07:56,923 I was, I was looking for these. What do you call these? 184 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:59,642 Do you call these flags or sticky page holders? 185 00:07:59,677 --> 00:08:02,345 Oh, no, those... I call those "color thingies," actually. 186 00:08:02,347 --> 00:08:03,646 Color thingies. 187 00:08:03,681 --> 00:08:05,181 - Yeah. - Oh, my God, that... 188 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:08,267 that Stanford education, like, gave you a great vocabulary. 189 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,604 Well, it's why I'm so good at games like Boggle. 190 00:08:10,629 --> 00:08:12,188 Oh, my God, I love Boggle. 191 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,825 Well, you and I should, um, play Boggle some time. 192 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:18,244 - Yeah. Oh, my God, Boggle. - Oh. 193 00:08:20,615 --> 00:08:23,476 Close the door. I want to rip your pants off. Okay. 194 00:08:27,505 --> 00:08:29,288 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 195 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:30,873 This should never happen again after this. 196 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:33,013 Absolutely. This is the last time. 197 00:08:33,038 --> 00:08:34,210 Okay. Absolutely. 198 00:08:34,262 --> 00:08:35,711 I love this bra, by the way. 199 00:08:35,763 --> 00:08:37,213 Oh, thank you. 200 00:08:41,273 --> 00:08:43,102 Check this out. 201 00:08:43,137 --> 00:08:44,720 - Yellowtail crudo. - Mmm. 202 00:08:44,722 --> 00:08:47,139 I'm thinking of rolling it out at all my Home Bases. 203 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:49,809 It's so tasty, and it pairs really well with our chardonnay, 204 00:08:49,861 --> 00:08:52,601 which is, like, well, it's just, like, the only one we have. 205 00:08:53,038 --> 00:08:54,864 Oh, wait. Didn't the book say 206 00:08:54,899 --> 00:08:56,177 you're not supposed to eat raw fish? 207 00:08:56,201 --> 00:08:57,483 Could be harmful for the baby. 208 00:08:57,535 --> 00:09:00,570 Oh, yeah, you're right. Totally. My bad. 209 00:09:00,572 --> 00:09:02,989 - Got to take care of that Darryl baby. - Ooh. 210 00:09:03,018 --> 00:09:05,218 God, I love my new hobby... Growing people. 211 00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:07,076 Wait. Did you hear that? Did you... ? 212 00:09:07,078 --> 00:09:09,161 Boop, made an eyeball. What'd you do today? 213 00:09:10,415 --> 00:09:11,797 God, I really can't believe it. 214 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:14,358 I got my life together in a really short amount of time. 215 00:09:14,383 --> 00:09:16,886 Like, making a human, cute boyfriend, 216 00:09:16,921 --> 00:09:20,174 great new job, and I'm, like, crushing it here. 217 00:09:20,199 --> 00:09:22,592 I mean, look at all these people at my happy hour. 218 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:24,594 So, Beth, how did you find me? 219 00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:25,990 I like to know how new clients hear about me. 220 00:09:26,014 --> 00:09:27,690 I actually came across your website 221 00:09:27,715 --> 00:09:30,276 when I was looking online for party planners in the area. 222 00:09:30,301 --> 00:09:33,402 I got to say, you actually look like your photo. 223 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:36,072 People never look like their photo online. 224 00:09:36,107 --> 00:09:37,273 Oh, well, which one? 225 00:09:37,325 --> 00:09:39,442 Calendar, About Me, FAQs, 226 00:09:39,444 --> 00:09:41,704 Upcoming Events, Past Events or Contact Me? 227 00:09:41,729 --> 00:09:43,112 God, you're funny. 228 00:09:43,368 --> 00:09:45,164 What?! Me?! 229 00:09:45,199 --> 00:09:46,916 I am so glad that I met you. 230 00:09:46,951 --> 00:09:48,451 My PR firm has a ton of events 231 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:50,503 coming up in the San Gabriel Valley. 232 00:09:50,538 --> 00:09:53,205 I live on the Westside, I don't have any contacts around here, 233 00:09:53,265 --> 00:09:55,548 but... now I do. 234 00:09:55,593 --> 00:09:56,959 Yeah, you do. 235 00:09:56,961 --> 00:09:59,345 All you need to do is... contact me. 236 00:10:00,465 --> 00:10:02,131 Contact you. I'm gonna do that. 237 00:10:02,183 --> 00:10:03,694 - I'm gonna contact you. - Great. Yeah. 238 00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:06,559 So you're getting a free vacation to Mexico. That's cool. 239 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:07,970 It's not really a vacation. 240 00:10:07,972 --> 00:10:10,139 Uh, you get to ride a plane and go camping. 241 00:10:10,141 --> 00:10:11,557 That's a vacation, bro. 242 00:10:11,609 --> 00:10:14,944 I'm building houses for Habitat for Humanity. 243 00:10:14,979 --> 00:10:17,780 - Oh, yeah, Happy Tats for Manatees. - Hmm? 244 00:10:17,815 --> 00:10:19,865 Well, that's what I used to think it was. 245 00:10:19,901 --> 00:10:22,976 A group that put tattoos on manatees to, like, track them. 246 00:10:23,154 --> 00:10:26,779 - It's not. - I know that now. 247 00:10:26,804 --> 00:10:28,291 Do you? 248 00:10:28,326 --> 00:10:30,159 Anyway, 249 00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:33,129 feeling like I got to get out of town for a little while. 250 00:10:33,164 --> 00:10:35,798 Feeling kind of spun out lately. 251 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,324 Little emotional. 252 00:10:37,835 --> 00:10:39,835 I think it's 'cause everything in this town 253 00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:41,473 reminds me of Darryl. 254 00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:44,744 Wow, I've never seen you like this. 255 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,948 Hurt and vulnerable. 256 00:10:46,973 --> 00:10:49,061 I, like, really see your humanity. 257 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:51,063 Yeah, see, so that sounds a lot like "manatee." 258 00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:52,549 So that's on them. 259 00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:55,351 A lot of words sound like other words, Josh. 260 00:10:55,353 --> 00:10:57,653 Come on, come on, give me the dish. 261 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,772 - Okay. Tall idiot is Tim. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:02,858 Short idiot is Jim. Tiny idiot is Maya. 263 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:06,028 They look like idiots. No, no, no. 264 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:08,247 They look like a Sunday matinee cast 265 00:11:08,282 --> 00:11:10,616 of an eighth year revival. 266 00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:14,253 Oh, Sunil. 267 00:11:14,288 --> 00:11:16,372 I never understand your musical theater references 268 00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:19,592 because I was getting laid and smoking dope in high school, 269 00:11:19,627 --> 00:11:21,844 but they still crack me up. 270 00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:24,180 Hey, thank you so much for hiring me. 271 00:11:24,215 --> 00:11:25,381 Are you kidding me? 272 00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:27,216 No, you're-you're doing me a favor. 273 00:11:27,268 --> 00:11:29,018 I am so glad you're here! 274 00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:31,387 It's gonna be Sunil and Paula, 275 00:11:31,652 --> 00:11:33,555 you know, serving justice around the world. 276 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,725 - Mm-hmm. - We're doing the work of idiots 277 00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:38,194 and wearing cool suits and occasionally sunglasses. 278 00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:40,540 Coming soon to CBS. 279 00:11:40,565 --> 00:11:42,732 Oh, nailed it. 280 00:11:42,784 --> 00:11:45,151 Good. We could be cops or lawyers. 281 00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:47,820 We could. Okay, listen... 282 00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:50,456 So, I was thinking about the Crawford case 283 00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:52,458 that we... What? 284 00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:54,960 I'm just wondering if they have a walk-in pantry here. 285 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,296 - Nathaniel. - Hmm? 286 00:11:57,331 --> 00:11:58,464 No. 287 00:11:58,499 --> 00:11:59,999 We talked about it, okay? 288 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:02,229 Those other times were mistakes. It's not happening again. 289 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:03,470 Right. 290 00:12:04,111 --> 00:12:05,755 Okay. I was thinking 291 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:07,863 that when we get to the hearing that we should... 292 00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:10,148 - This a new top? This a new blouse? - What? 293 00:12:10,178 --> 00:12:11,677 No, I've had it for a while. 294 00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:12,645 Looks good. 295 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,897 - Thank you. Thank you. - I like it. 296 00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:17,650 Right. 297 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,377 Okay. 298 00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,906 They do have a walk-in pantry, though. 299 00:12:23,941 --> 00:12:24,907 Really? 300 00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:27,359 - Mm-hmm. - Why don't we pretend to work some more 301 00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:30,029 meet there in five minutes, take some clothes off? 302 00:12:31,429 --> 00:12:33,032 Okay. I'm gonna pretend to work. 303 00:12:33,359 --> 00:12:35,618 - Watch me pretend to work now. Okay. - Uh-huh. 304 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,503 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 305 00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:39,378 Oh, good underlining. 306 00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:40,756 Thank you. 307 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:43,676 ? ? 308 00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:46,295 Hey, Heather. 309 00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:48,297 The CO2 tank is out. Oh, I'll get it. 310 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:50,000 I got it. 311 00:13:00,228 --> 00:13:02,144 Heather, what are you doing? You shouldn't be carrying that. 312 00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:04,146 Leave me alone! 313 00:13:04,148 --> 00:13:06,365 You're the reason I'm like this! 314 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,900 That is not my baby. 315 00:13:07,952 --> 00:13:08,962 That's not my Ba... 316 00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,500 You could've stopped me. 317 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:14,206 Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 318 00:13:14,242 --> 00:13:17,209 I-I'm sorry I said it like that. I don't know why I said it like that. 319 00:13:17,245 --> 00:13:18,294 I hate being pregnant. 320 00:13:18,329 --> 00:13:21,330 It's the worst thing I've ever decided. I'm gonna quit. 321 00:13:21,382 --> 00:13:22,832 I want to quit. 322 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,050 I quit. 323 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:27,052 Babe, come on. You're almost there. 324 00:13:27,088 --> 00:13:29,185 No, I'm not. I have another month. 325 00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:32,308 It's nine. It's nine months. 326 00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:35,010 Okay? It hurts to sit. It hurts to stand. 327 00:13:35,062 --> 00:13:37,146 My ass is covered in stretch marks, 328 00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:38,147 - as you know. - I know. 329 00:13:38,182 --> 00:13:39,348 My belly button looks like 330 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:40,766 an inside-out butthole. 331 00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:42,184 No. I still haven't tasted 332 00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:45,354 the crudo. I also, um... I can't drink wine. 333 00:13:45,406 --> 00:13:48,115 I can't use my face wash. I can't paint my nails. 334 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,192 I can't take a hot bath or get a foot massage 335 00:13:50,244 --> 00:13:52,611 or lie on my back or fart without peeing a little. 336 00:13:52,663 --> 00:13:55,030 I can't do anything fun! 337 00:13:55,032 --> 00:13:56,115 We have fun. 338 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,333 No, we don't. 339 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,870 No? I want to do this. 340 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,036 Yes. I want to do this. 341 00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:04,377 Sign me up for this and buy me a skateboard. 342 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:08,961 A skateboarding expo? 343 00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:11,514 Uh-huh. My doctor said that I can't ride a bike 344 00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:13,098 or, uh, skydive or surf, 345 00:14:13,134 --> 00:14:15,301 but he said nothing about learning to skateboard. 346 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:18,637 So that's what we call a loophole, brah. 347 00:14:19,002 --> 00:14:20,389 It's obvious 348 00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:22,391 his name should be Dog Josh. He looks just like us. No. 349 00:14:22,393 --> 00:14:24,693 No, Josh. We're not doing that. 350 00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:26,649 Been through it a million times. His name is Max. 351 00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:28,091 Found him in a garbage dump in Mexico. 352 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:30,366 He's been through enough without also having to be named after you. 353 00:14:30,401 --> 00:14:31,650 I know what that's like. 354 00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:32,952 It's not great. 355 00:14:32,987 --> 00:14:34,653 Geez, don't be such a baby. 356 00:14:34,705 --> 00:14:36,288 Look at you, little Dog Josh. 357 00:14:36,324 --> 00:14:37,957 Aren't you Dog Josh? 358 00:14:37,992 --> 00:14:39,208 Yes, you are. 359 00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:41,243 - Yes, you are. - Look how much he hates that. 360 00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:44,580 Let it go. 361 00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:46,977 You know what, Heather did do a great job with this renovation. 362 00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,918 - I'm digging the Home Base makeover. - Yeah. 363 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,553 She tried a few styles before this. 364 00:14:50,588 --> 00:14:52,588 Apparently pregnant women redecorate a lot. 365 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,923 - Hmm. - Yeah. 366 00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:56,008 A lot of stuff changed while you were out of town. 367 00:14:57,153 --> 00:14:59,144 I'm very good at it now. 368 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,430 It was ridiculous. 369 00:15:01,432 --> 00:15:03,682 Oh, my God. That's so funny. 370 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,071 Bleh! 371 00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:10,573 It was gross! 372 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,526 Like, oh, no. 373 00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:16,362 But a lot of stuff's still the same. 374 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,581 Okay, that was the last time. 375 00:15:18,616 --> 00:15:19,949 Definitely. 376 00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,784 - This time we mean it, right? - Yes. 377 00:15:24,121 --> 00:15:27,206 Uh, this is Mona. I have to take it. 378 00:15:27,258 --> 00:15:28,674 Hey, babe. 379 00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:29,987 So, it's been eight months, 380 00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,293 and he still has a girlfriend 381 00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:32,972 and we're still sleeping together. 382 00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:34,213 So what? 383 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:37,944 I really thought this time was gonna be different. 384 00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:47,660 So, it's been eight months of 385 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,997 "last times," "big mistakes," 386 00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:52,630 and "never gonna happen agains." 387 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,929 So that's what you do when you're writing. 388 00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,109 You just write things I say 389 00:15:55,144 --> 00:15:56,672 and then quote them back to me at a later date. 390 00:15:56,696 --> 00:15:58,446 Cool. I can do that, too. 391 00:15:58,481 --> 00:16:00,448 "Uh, so it's been eight months. 392 00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,867 "Uh, and I'm gonna quote a bunch of things that you said 393 00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:05,713 back to you and wear another weird statement necklace." 394 00:16:07,228 --> 00:16:08,758 I'm sorry. 395 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:11,576 I felt cornered and threatened by you, 396 00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:13,744 and rather than be vulnerable, I lashed out 397 00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:15,796 before you could abandon me, and I recognize that, 398 00:16:15,832 --> 00:16:16,797 and I apologize for it. 399 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,499 But your necklaces are very weird. 400 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:20,134 It's been months 401 00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:21,836 and you're still sleeping with him 402 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,566 and he's got a serious girlfriend. Correct? 403 00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:27,308 - Yes. - We're doing great work here. 404 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,820 Why have an affair? 405 00:16:28,845 --> 00:16:30,240 An affair? 406 00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:32,944 Well, that's unfair. 407 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,669 Come on. 408 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,602 Are we not doing this? 409 00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:40,187 Bunch and Akopes, tonight on CBS. 410 00:16:40,239 --> 00:16:43,553 Grab your parka or bikini, and let's find out whodunit. 411 00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:46,360 You've been trying to get that bit going for eight months. 412 00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:48,397 - Stop it. - But I have a theme song. 413 00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:50,114 ? Nuh, duh, duh, duh, two ladies ? 414 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,560 ? Duh, duh, duh, duh, solving crimes ? 415 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:53,200 ? Duh, duh, duh, duh, in Bahamas ? 416 00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:54,952 ? Duh, duh, duh, duh, now it's Europe! ? 417 00:16:55,004 --> 00:16:56,621 But it's all just Atlanta. 418 00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:58,706 You have no qualms about this? 419 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:01,759 No concern for the third party in that relationship? 420 00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:03,678 What, the janitor? No, he's loving it. 421 00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,547 If you're talking about Mona... 422 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,466 Look, she has no idea what's going on, 423 00:17:08,518 --> 00:17:09,634 so it's not hurting her. 424 00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:12,303 And I've never even met her. You know what? 425 00:17:12,305 --> 00:17:13,999 This is the healthiest romantic relationship 426 00:17:14,023 --> 00:17:16,006 I've ever been in. There, I said it. 427 00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:20,139 I-I'm not obsessed with him because I can't really have him. 428 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,290 For the first time in my life, my expectations 429 00:17:22,315 --> 00:17:23,781 are in a realistic space. 430 00:17:23,816 --> 00:17:25,282 The other day I texted him, 431 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:27,318 and he didn't text me back for couple hours. 432 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,964 You know what I did in that time? 433 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,966 I made a damn sandwich. And it was good. 434 00:17:31,991 --> 00:17:33,573 It's all okay, okay? 435 00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:36,015 What we're doing is okay. Okay? 436 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,473 That cheating, lying, 437 00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:41,382 musical theater enthusiast. 438 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,167 What? Who are you talking about? 439 00:17:43,169 --> 00:17:45,052 What? I'm talking about Sunil. 440 00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:47,138 Oh. Ew. Why? 441 00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:48,923 Okay, have you looked around this office 442 00:17:48,975 --> 00:17:50,758 and seen him being pals with everyone? 443 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,393 I mean, I brought him in, 444 00:17:52,428 --> 00:17:54,562 I gave him the job, and he barely talks to me. 445 00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:56,764 Wait, back it up. Sunil works here? 446 00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:59,371 Uh, yes. 447 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,402 Where have you been? 448 00:18:01,437 --> 00:18:02,957 Nothing. Nowhere. The janitor's creepy. 449 00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:04,438 Okay, will you listen to me? 450 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:07,491 I gave Sunil a job, and he was supposed to help me 451 00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:08,943 and be on my team. 452 00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,975 And instead, he-he joined their idiot cult. 453 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,831 - Ow! Damn it. Damn it. - Got you. 454 00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,343 Fast hands. Ah! 455 00:18:15,368 --> 00:18:17,785 I'm sorry, Paula. You guys were such good friends. 456 00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:19,325 I mean, I don't like him or get him 457 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,038 because he's like... 458 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:23,124 he's like Benjamin Coffin III in Rent. 459 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:24,508 But, you know, I mean, 460 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,711 you seem to dig him, so... 461 00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:29,991 Well, I mean, I did, but... now he's my enemy. 462 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:34,060 Like Boss Hogg in The Dukes of Hazzard. 463 00:18:34,085 --> 00:18:37,555 I keep forgetting, you and I have, like, such different references. 464 00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:42,943 Ms. Proctor, I just redid this, per your copious notes. 465 00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,311 I'm sorry. 466 00:18:45,054 --> 00:18:47,710 I mean, look, you had to redo it. 467 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,901 Citing Manuel v. Cahill to argue a zoning restriction? 468 00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:52,953 I mean, this is a professional law firm. 469 00:18:52,989 --> 00:18:55,206 It's not eighth grade mock trial. 470 00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:58,459 Wow. Okay. 471 00:18:58,977 --> 00:19:00,393 All right. 472 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:05,750 Oh, my God. 473 00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:07,551 You were so mean to him. 474 00:19:07,587 --> 00:19:08,803 Oh, you just talked to him 475 00:19:08,838 --> 00:19:11,505 just like you talk to Tim and Jim and Maya. 476 00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:13,424 That wasn't mean. I was not mean. 477 00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,198 I gave him my honest opinion. 478 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:17,261 I mean, I have to be honest about the work. 479 00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:19,764 Okay. I-I don't care. 480 00:19:19,816 --> 00:19:22,433 I mean, again, I feel like he's like an evil landlord 481 00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:23,768 making us pay our rent. 482 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,102 What? 483 00:19:25,104 --> 00:19:27,238 Okay, you know what, just Wikipedia the plot to Rent 484 00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:28,906 and get back to me... It's really easy. 485 00:19:28,941 --> 00:19:30,861 But don't watch the movie! Don't watch the movie. 486 00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:31,910 Okay. 487 00:19:35,081 --> 00:19:36,771 Hi. 488 00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:39,014 Hey. How's your day going? 489 00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:40,785 Pretty good. You? 490 00:19:40,787 --> 00:19:43,671 Big mistake. Never again. 491 00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:45,623 This is the last time. 492 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,675 Yeah, or not. 493 00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:49,176 What? 494 00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,128 I was talking about this in therapy today, 495 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:54,381 and, I got to say, this arrangement is... 496 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:55,716 it's working. 497 00:19:55,768 --> 00:19:58,269 And, you know, it's modern, it's mature. 498 00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:01,555 I mean, it's what they do in France. And Utah. 499 00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:03,715 Literally the only thing France and Utah have in common. 500 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,810 I think we should just be grown-ups about this 501 00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:07,728 and accept the fact that this is our reality. 502 00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:10,064 You know? It's cool. We're having sex. 503 00:20:10,116 --> 00:20:11,365 You're seeing someone else. 504 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,284 I'm making sandwiches, and they're great. 505 00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:15,202 - Huh? - It's a whole thing. 506 00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:18,072 I think we should just embrace that this is our life. 507 00:20:18,124 --> 00:20:22,326 Okay. Because, um, well, I was gonna ask you, uh... 508 00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:24,084 Mona saw the invitation 509 00:20:24,109 --> 00:20:26,547 to Darryl's baby shower, and she wants to go. 510 00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:30,167 And I know that you're gonna go, and... you know... 511 00:20:30,219 --> 00:20:31,976 Is that cool if I bring her? 512 00:20:32,305 --> 00:20:33,671 Dude, of course. 513 00:20:33,673 --> 00:20:35,506 - Yeah. - We're all adults. 514 00:20:35,508 --> 00:20:37,641 And I-I am looking forward to meeting her. 515 00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:40,651 - You are? - Mm-hmm. 516 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:44,014 Oh. Okay. Great. 517 00:20:44,016 --> 00:20:47,017 This adult is... happy to hear it. 518 00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:48,352 See, we know exactly what we have. 519 00:20:48,354 --> 00:20:49,520 That's what I love about it. 520 00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:51,405 - Love about me? - Definitely not. 521 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,417 - Yeah. - Got it. Yep. 522 00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:55,242 Cool. 523 00:21:01,476 --> 00:21:02,975 Hello. 524 00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:06,755 I think you're gonna be pretty excited about what I got you. 525 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:09,532 I got you some lotion. 526 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,617 - Hmm? - Cool. 527 00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:16,036 And some really nice decaf coffee blends. Mmm. 528 00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:17,154 Mm-hmm. 529 00:21:17,179 --> 00:21:20,193 And non-alcoholic beer. 530 00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:21,882 That's gonna hit the spot. 531 00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:25,763 Yeah. So what's so crazy about all of these things 532 00:21:25,788 --> 00:21:28,089 is that none it is a skateboard, 533 00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:30,203 which is what I asked you for. 534 00:21:30,228 --> 00:21:32,312 Because you're super pregnant. 535 00:21:32,364 --> 00:21:34,197 Okay? You-you have a person inside you, 536 00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:36,783 and if you fall over, you could break that person. 537 00:21:36,818 --> 00:21:38,538 Look, I know it's hard, 538 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,241 but you signed up for this. 539 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,802 This could not possibly have been more optional. 540 00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:44,908 You said you wanted to have a baby for your friends. 541 00:21:44,933 --> 00:21:47,428 And for once in your life, you can't quit. 542 00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:51,548 Oh, my God. 543 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:52,882 What's going on? 544 00:21:52,918 --> 00:21:55,001 Is something wrong with your face? 545 00:21:57,889 --> 00:21:59,475 Oh, my God, I've never seen you cry. 546 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,163 That's because I don't cry. 547 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:06,406 When I was a baby, I didn't cry at all. 548 00:22:06,431 --> 00:22:08,231 And they took me to the hospital 549 00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:10,150 because they thought I was broken, 550 00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:13,019 but I was just a super chill baby. 551 00:22:13,071 --> 00:22:17,551 And now I feel like I'm gonna cry all the time, 552 00:22:17,576 --> 00:22:20,660 and I think it's because there's this alien 553 00:22:20,695 --> 00:22:22,745 growing inside of my guts. 554 00:22:22,781 --> 00:22:24,330 Oh, honey, it's okay. 555 00:22:24,374 --> 00:22:26,787 No, get your super smooth arms off of me. 556 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,696 Yeah, they're too smooth. 557 00:22:29,591 --> 00:22:32,539 So, would now be a bad time 558 00:22:32,591 --> 00:22:35,623 to remind you that Darryl's baby shower is about to happen? 559 00:22:35,648 --> 00:22:38,115 Oh, God. That thing. 560 00:22:38,476 --> 00:22:40,526 Oh, shoot, we forgot to get him a present. 561 00:22:40,981 --> 00:22:45,018 I am making him a present, bitch! 562 00:22:52,692 --> 00:22:55,699 V, it is beautiful. I love it. 563 00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:57,674 Aw. I couldn't have done it without you 564 00:22:57,699 --> 00:22:59,399 covering all the boring side of things. 565 00:22:59,451 --> 00:23:01,651 I'm so glad we're in business together. 566 00:23:01,703 --> 00:23:03,987 You're so good at charts and budgets 567 00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:05,905 and getting deals on stuff. 568 00:23:05,957 --> 00:23:08,491 I can't believe you got those floating candles 75% off. 569 00:23:08,543 --> 00:23:09,876 That's so sexy. 570 00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:13,746 There you are! 571 00:23:13,798 --> 00:23:15,882 Oh, my God! 572 00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:18,272 - It is so beautiful! - Ooh! Oh. 573 00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:20,524 Yay! Oh, I'm so happy! 574 00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:22,338 Okay, well, try not to cry, 575 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:23,579 because it makes people uncomfortable, mainly me. 576 00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:25,070 I'll try, I'll try. 577 00:23:25,224 --> 00:23:26,940 Oh, God! 578 00:23:26,965 --> 00:23:28,965 Onesies that people can decorate? 579 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:32,181 Muh-muh. Tears, you stay in there. 580 00:23:32,183 --> 00:23:34,160 If I just walk like this... 581 00:23:35,271 --> 00:23:37,020 No one talk to me. 582 00:23:37,072 --> 00:23:40,356 Also, I'm not opening a damn thing. 583 00:23:42,027 --> 00:23:45,006 - What's with her? - She's a monster. 584 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:53,836 Oh, my God, it's Sunil. 585 00:23:53,872 --> 00:23:55,766 I don't know, I've been thinking about what you said, 586 00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:57,590 and-and maybe I was too hard on him. 587 00:23:57,626 --> 00:23:59,008 I should apologize. 588 00:23:59,044 --> 00:24:00,093 I'm gonna apologize. 589 00:24:00,128 --> 00:24:01,544 I mean, sure, if you want to. 590 00:24:01,596 --> 00:24:03,263 You know what, do it in his terms. 591 00:24:03,298 --> 00:24:05,181 Tell him that he's Herbie 592 00:24:05,206 --> 00:24:06,712 and you're Mama Rose from Gypsy 593 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,771 and you're about to sing "You'll Never Get Away from Me." 594 00:24:08,796 --> 00:24:11,032 You and Sunil really are the ones that should be friends. 595 00:24:11,057 --> 00:24:12,473 I mean, you-you know that, right? 596 00:24:12,509 --> 00:24:15,035 - Never. I'd rather die. - Oh, okay. 597 00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:17,610 I'm gonna get a drink. 598 00:24:17,646 --> 00:24:19,361 - Do you want a drink? - Yeah, no, I'm good. 599 00:24:21,107 --> 00:24:22,572 Hmm. 600 00:24:25,516 --> 00:24:27,466 ? ? 601 00:24:36,704 --> 00:24:38,725 Oh, no. 602 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,032 Oh, no. I don't like this. 603 00:24:41,383 --> 00:24:44,518 Uh, guilt, shame, jealousy. 604 00:24:44,543 --> 00:24:46,293 No, I don't want this. 605 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,268 This doesn't feel good. 606 00:24:48,293 --> 00:24:50,159 ? ? 607 00:24:57,811 --> 00:25:00,793 Okay, okay, okay. She is impossible. 608 00:25:00,818 --> 00:25:02,735 Paula is so difficult to please. 609 00:25:02,787 --> 00:25:04,537 You know, nothing is good enough for her. 610 00:25:04,832 --> 00:25:06,465 She's like Miss Hannigan, 611 00:25:06,490 --> 00:25:09,074 but not the Carol Burnett version, the original company. 612 00:25:09,076 --> 00:25:10,993 - Ugh. - Has anyone ever told you 613 00:25:11,045 --> 00:25:13,128 that you should be best friends with Rebecca? 614 00:25:13,164 --> 00:25:14,747 Never. 615 00:25:14,749 --> 00:25:16,332 I'd rather die. 616 00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:18,024 I totally agree with you about Paula. 617 00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:20,728 She once shredded a brief I wrote, 618 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,979 then took it out of the shredder and put it in the other way. 619 00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:24,587 Paula is from 620 00:25:24,639 --> 00:25:25,909 an older generation of women. 621 00:25:25,934 --> 00:25:28,347 She came up in an era where she had to fight, 622 00:25:28,372 --> 00:25:32,207 and that's why now, sometimes, she's such a big ol' "B." 623 00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:33,901 Yeah, I know. 624 00:25:33,941 --> 00:25:36,324 I used to really love her. 625 00:25:36,694 --> 00:25:38,799 But now I'm with you guys. 626 00:25:38,824 --> 00:25:40,448 - Cheers. - Yeah. 627 00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:42,592 Cheers. 628 00:25:51,097 --> 00:25:54,033 - Hey, I got to get out of here. - I got to get out of here, too. 629 00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:55,679 No, no, you can't leave. You're Auntie Paula. 630 00:25:55,703 --> 00:25:57,503 - You're Mama Rebecca. - I'm not Mama Rebecca. 631 00:25:57,539 --> 00:25:59,539 I don't have any custody rights, just the right to pick the college. 632 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,374 Okay, okay, so we both need to find an excuse 633 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,292 - to get out of here. - What are we gonna do? 634 00:26:03,464 --> 00:26:05,612 - I don't know. - Huh? 635 00:26:05,637 --> 00:26:07,120 Oh, no, there's a bee on your dress. 636 00:26:07,145 --> 00:26:09,417 What? 637 00:26:09,441 --> 00:26:11,441 Whoops. I tried to save you from a stinging insect, 638 00:26:11,493 --> 00:26:12,942 but accidentally used my cupcake hand. 639 00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:15,194 Oh, oh, the same insect is on you. 640 00:26:15,247 --> 00:26:17,247 Oh, no. Ooh... ah, my God. 641 00:26:17,282 --> 00:26:19,999 Sensitive boobs. You know that. 642 00:26:20,035 --> 00:26:22,418 Oh... aw, shucks. Guess we got to go clean up now. 643 00:26:22,454 --> 00:26:23,620 We're so sorry. We got to go. 644 00:26:23,622 --> 00:26:25,088 Back way, back way, back way. 645 00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:26,400 - You're gonna love these cupcakes. - We got to go clean up. 646 00:26:26,424 --> 00:26:27,602 - Delicious. - We got to get it off. 647 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:30,210 - It's all over. So good. - Come on. 648 00:26:30,262 --> 00:26:32,011 So, am I really the office bitch? 649 00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:39,207 Wait, you're actually asking me that? 650 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:41,304 Paula, it's your brand. 651 00:26:41,356 --> 00:26:43,773 You have the mug that says "Office Bitch." 652 00:26:43,808 --> 00:26:45,191 It's ironic. 653 00:26:45,226 --> 00:26:47,894 Like the mug that says "Not A Mug." 654 00:26:47,946 --> 00:26:49,279 I guess so. 655 00:26:49,314 --> 00:26:51,364 I mean, you're nice to me, so I don't really care. 656 00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:52,649 Hey, I know why I had to leave that party, 657 00:26:52,651 --> 00:26:53,650 but why did you have to? 658 00:26:53,652 --> 00:26:55,451 It was just hard to see Nathaniel. 659 00:26:55,487 --> 00:26:56,953 I mean, you know, 660 00:26:56,988 --> 00:26:59,539 my desk faces his, so I'm just kind of, like, 661 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:00,990 tired of that face 662 00:27:00,992 --> 00:27:03,159 and those perfect blue eyes 663 00:27:03,161 --> 00:27:05,878 and the perfect smile and the hot ass. 664 00:27:05,914 --> 00:27:07,080 Uh-oh. 665 00:27:09,144 --> 00:27:11,680 - Paula? - Uh-huh? 666 00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:15,421 - You gonna be mad at me. - Uh-huh. 667 00:27:15,473 --> 00:27:18,039 You know the possum and the cat 668 00:27:18,064 --> 00:27:20,977 who have been fighting in the supply closet? 669 00:27:21,002 --> 00:27:22,168 Uh-huh. 670 00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:24,572 That's not a possum or a cat. 671 00:27:24,597 --> 00:27:26,922 That's two people having sex. 672 00:27:26,974 --> 00:27:29,141 - And it's me and Nathaniel! - Rebecca, 673 00:27:29,177 --> 00:27:30,309 he has a serious girlfriend! 674 00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:31,622 He-he's cheating on her with you? 675 00:27:31,646 --> 00:27:33,145 You're having an affair? 676 00:27:33,181 --> 00:27:35,075 No, it's not an affair; she doesn't know anything about it. 677 00:27:35,099 --> 00:27:36,065 What?! 678 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,456 Ah! Don't judge me right now. 679 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:39,401 Oh, to hell with that. I am judging you. 680 00:27:39,437 --> 00:27:41,761 - I am judging you so hard right now! - No, please don't. 681 00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,836 Do you know what you are? 682 00:27:44,066 --> 00:27:46,058 You're a Tanya. 683 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,244 You're a stone-cold Tanya. No. 684 00:27:48,279 --> 00:27:49,862 You take that back. I am nothing like 685 00:27:49,914 --> 00:27:51,308 that woman Scott cheated on you with. 686 00:27:51,332 --> 00:27:52,698 Nathaniel and Mona aren't married, 687 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:54,950 they don't have kids, and I don't own an orange vest, 688 00:27:55,002 --> 00:27:57,036 which is the only fact that I retain about Tanya. 689 00:27:57,038 --> 00:27:59,672 I just, I can't, I can't believe you're a cheater. 690 00:27:59,707 --> 00:28:01,207 I mean, you know how much it hurt me 691 00:28:01,209 --> 00:28:02,758 when I was cheated on. 692 00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:05,711 Oh, my God, I know. You're right, you're right. 693 00:28:05,763 --> 00:28:08,050 You're right. I mean, it's why I've been avoiding telling you. 694 00:28:08,075 --> 00:28:09,515 But I don't understand. 695 00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:11,383 Because you dumped him, he still seems like 696 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:12,768 he wants to be with you. 697 00:28:12,803 --> 00:28:15,315 Like, wh-why wouldn't you just date each other? 698 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:16,789 Just go out with him. 699 00:28:29,706 --> 00:28:31,810 - Hey. - Hi. 700 00:28:32,206 --> 00:28:34,573 I guess you didn't make it to the baby shower. 701 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:36,408 You missed the blessing of the egg donor. 702 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,668 We all whispered intentions into hard-boiled eggs. 703 00:28:38,693 --> 00:28:42,066 Yeah, I got some cupcake on my shirt, so I-I had to leave. 704 00:28:44,252 --> 00:28:47,836 Oh, um, you know, I'm actually running low on pens. 705 00:28:47,889 --> 00:28:49,644 Are you running low on sticky thingies? 706 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,608 You want to hit the supply closet? 707 00:28:52,402 --> 00:28:53,842 Um... 708 00:28:55,563 --> 00:28:57,523 You know what? I would love to. 709 00:28:58,004 --> 00:29:00,491 I really would, but... 710 00:29:00,885 --> 00:29:02,267 I-I can't. 711 00:29:03,163 --> 00:29:04,353 What? 712 00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:08,538 Yeah, um... listen. 713 00:29:08,563 --> 00:29:12,625 I think I'm... good 714 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,317 on office supplies... 715 00:29:15,783 --> 00:29:17,148 forever. 716 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:19,913 Why no more office supplies? 717 00:29:19,938 --> 00:29:23,105 So, I know that I said that... 718 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,077 ... I could get... 719 00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:30,196 pencils and pens with you indefinitely... 720 00:29:32,626 --> 00:29:34,133 ... but I can't. 721 00:29:34,135 --> 00:29:36,040 Why? Y-You said getting... 722 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,910 ... Scotch Tape and Wite-Out 723 00:29:40,376 --> 00:29:42,556 doesn't hurt anybody... That's what you said. 724 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:45,549 Yeah, but I was wrong. I was wrong, it does. 725 00:29:45,574 --> 00:29:46,862 What are they talking about? 726 00:29:46,897 --> 00:29:48,197 It's pretty obvious, dude. 727 00:29:48,232 --> 00:29:49,698 Somebody got hurt with a pen. 728 00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:51,317 The fact is 729 00:29:51,319 --> 00:29:53,907 you're getting office supplies from someone else. 730 00:29:55,035 --> 00:29:58,036 And I knew that, but I didn't, like... 731 00:29:58,398 --> 00:29:59,865 I didn't know it 732 00:29:59,994 --> 00:30:01,827 until I caught 733 00:30:01,829 --> 00:30:03,115 a glimpse of your... 734 00:30:05,249 --> 00:30:07,685 ... stationery representative. 735 00:30:08,135 --> 00:30:10,576 So, yeah, it, uh... 736 00:30:11,909 --> 00:30:13,491 it-it has to end. 737 00:30:13,516 --> 00:30:14,848 Oh. 738 00:30:15,545 --> 00:30:18,349 So... what I'm saying is 739 00:30:18,374 --> 00:30:23,334 no more staples, no more paper clips, 740 00:30:23,912 --> 00:30:25,443 no more... 741 00:30:25,598 --> 00:30:28,148 spray cleaner for the white boards. 742 00:30:28,465 --> 00:30:32,271 Well... okay. 743 00:30:33,194 --> 00:30:34,743 I understand. 744 00:30:34,779 --> 00:30:36,495 I guess we were 745 00:30:36,530 --> 00:30:41,500 just kidding ourselves when we thought we could get erasers 746 00:30:41,824 --> 00:30:44,575 and toners and index cards forever. 747 00:30:46,030 --> 00:30:49,157 I wish you all of the... 748 00:30:51,212 --> 00:30:55,259 freshest, inkiest yellow highlighters 749 00:30:55,683 --> 00:30:57,009 there could ever be. 750 00:30:57,495 --> 00:30:59,148 And I you. 751 00:31:01,177 --> 00:31:03,500 I actually prefer the pink highlighters. 752 00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:10,466 Why am I crying right now? 753 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:11,985 ? ? 754 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,703 ? ? 755 00:31:27,284 --> 00:31:28,817 Is it time? 756 00:31:28,869 --> 00:31:29,951 Is the baby coming? 757 00:31:29,986 --> 00:31:32,844 Ooh, what... what are you wearing? 758 00:31:32,869 --> 00:31:36,788 Hey. So... it's just a fat suit. 759 00:31:37,077 --> 00:31:38,326 - What? - Yeah. 760 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:41,056 Uh, my dad got us these fat suits this one Thanksgiving, 761 00:31:41,081 --> 00:31:43,748 'cause he thought it'd be fun to reenact the family dinner scene 762 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,916 from The Nutty Professor. 763 00:31:44,968 --> 00:31:48,711 - Your dad is pretty great. - I know. He rules. 764 00:31:49,139 --> 00:31:50,704 All right, I'll catch you later, I guess. 765 00:31:50,729 --> 00:31:51,861 Wait, where you going? 766 00:31:51,886 --> 00:31:53,391 Oh, I told you, 767 00:31:53,427 --> 00:31:54,926 I'm going to the skateboarding expo. 768 00:31:54,978 --> 00:31:56,594 And if they don't know I'm pregnant, 769 00:31:56,646 --> 00:31:58,980 then they can't judge me for grippin' it and rippin' it. 770 00:31:59,015 --> 00:32:00,849 And also, the suit will protect the baby, 771 00:32:00,901 --> 00:32:02,183 so we're good. 772 00:32:02,235 --> 00:32:03,485 Bye. 773 00:32:05,376 --> 00:32:07,758 Sorry, I do not want to confront you 774 00:32:07,783 --> 00:32:09,751 because you are violent and scary 775 00:32:09,776 --> 00:32:11,297 and you weigh more than me. 776 00:32:11,322 --> 00:32:14,876 Move, Hector, or I will move you. 777 00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:16,258 Please don't make me do this. 778 00:32:16,283 --> 00:32:18,617 Do not make me wrestle a pregnant woman in a fat suit, 779 00:32:18,642 --> 00:32:20,172 because I will. 780 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:25,090 - Oh, my God, there's a podcast. - Where? 781 00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:28,093 Wait. No! 782 00:32:28,135 --> 00:32:29,601 - Big gift! - _ 783 00:32:29,636 --> 00:32:32,594 - Yeah, that's it. Hey! - You're all here. Great. 784 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:36,087 I am here to be nice. 785 00:32:36,479 --> 00:32:39,147 No one's gonna say hello? Okay. 786 00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:42,506 So, what are you guys doing? 787 00:32:42,531 --> 00:32:44,064 Just eating a snack. 788 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:45,839 Mm-hmm. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 789 00:32:46,868 --> 00:32:49,114 Ow! What the hell, Paula? 790 00:32:49,149 --> 00:32:51,032 What? I want in on the slapping game. 791 00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:52,817 - Gotcha! - Ow! 792 00:32:52,869 --> 00:32:55,153 That is not how you play Slappy Slaps. 793 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,219 I'm sorry, Paula. 794 00:33:01,244 --> 00:33:03,360 I badly want to foster an alliance with a woman, 795 00:33:03,385 --> 00:33:06,086 but I have to be on the side of consent. 796 00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:18,643 Hey. 797 00:33:21,097 --> 00:33:23,001 God, you guys are a tough room. 798 00:33:23,223 --> 00:33:25,126 I was just trying to be fun. 799 00:33:25,576 --> 00:33:27,742 You and I used to have fun together, remember? 800 00:33:27,889 --> 00:33:30,890 Yeah, we used to, before I started working here. 801 00:33:31,251 --> 00:33:33,691 Why didn't you tell me you were the office bitch? 802 00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:34,847 I didn't know. 803 00:33:34,872 --> 00:33:36,538 Come on. You have that mug. 804 00:33:39,194 --> 00:33:40,831 Look, Paula, I don't care 805 00:33:40,856 --> 00:33:42,940 that you're not all fun and games at the office. 806 00:33:42,965 --> 00:33:44,346 I don't even care that you yell 807 00:33:44,371 --> 00:33:46,254 at people for not refilling the ice trays 808 00:33:46,289 --> 00:33:47,628 or the way people chew their gum. 809 00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:50,361 Okay, no. I'm just saying, chew one piece at a time. 810 00:33:50,386 --> 00:33:51,469 It's not a meal. 811 00:33:51,504 --> 00:33:52,971 What I do care about is that 812 00:33:53,006 --> 00:33:55,322 you're not acknowledging my good work. 813 00:33:55,347 --> 00:33:57,392 You're number one in our law school class; 814 00:33:57,427 --> 00:33:59,761 I'm right up there with you, I'm number two. 815 00:33:59,813 --> 00:34:00,823 And yet, you have dismissed 816 00:34:00,847 --> 00:34:02,263 everything I've handed you 817 00:34:02,315 --> 00:34:07,352 with a minor issue or quibble about the font, the margins... 818 00:34:07,404 --> 00:34:11,504 - Okay, can I just say something? - No. My work is good. 819 00:34:11,529 --> 00:34:13,358 Everyone's work here is pretty good. 820 00:34:13,410 --> 00:34:15,109 Okay, well, not Tim, obviously. 821 00:34:15,111 --> 00:34:16,911 He's a moron. 822 00:34:16,947 --> 00:34:19,230 I just finished this closing argument. 823 00:34:19,255 --> 00:34:23,683 I want you to read it and consider it, because it is damned good. 824 00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,209 I need you to acknowledge that. 825 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,848 Hey. 826 00:34:37,101 --> 00:34:38,684 Hi. 827 00:34:40,255 --> 00:34:43,354 I know you said you wanted things to be over, and I understand. 828 00:34:43,593 --> 00:34:45,185 I respect that. 829 00:34:46,555 --> 00:34:48,974 But I just wanted to say that, um... 830 00:34:50,263 --> 00:34:52,647 the last few months have meant a lot to me. 831 00:34:52,726 --> 00:34:55,010 And they weren't just about the sex. 832 00:34:55,419 --> 00:34:56,818 They were about you. 833 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,169 Me and you. 834 00:35:01,157 --> 00:35:02,923 And if that's what you want, 835 00:35:04,108 --> 00:35:06,360 I'll forget about everything else. 836 00:35:07,497 --> 00:35:09,384 And everyone else. 837 00:35:11,689 --> 00:35:13,139 For you. 838 00:35:15,193 --> 00:35:16,525 Uh... 839 00:35:18,675 --> 00:35:20,675 ? ? 840 00:35:35,474 --> 00:35:37,128 So, in not so many words, 841 00:35:37,153 --> 00:35:40,966 he basically said he loves you and wants to be with you. 842 00:35:41,794 --> 00:35:43,394 What did you say? 843 00:35:43,429 --> 00:35:44,645 Nothing. 844 00:35:44,670 --> 00:35:46,170 How do you feel about him? 845 00:35:46,195 --> 00:35:47,861 It doesn't matter. 846 00:35:47,886 --> 00:35:51,809 Rebecca, why do you think your feelings don't matter? 847 00:35:51,872 --> 00:35:54,566 Because relationships do not work for me. 848 00:35:54,591 --> 00:35:56,224 Did not work for you. 849 00:35:56,513 --> 00:35:59,083 You're a different person than the last time you tried. 850 00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:00,839 No, I'm not. 851 00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:03,145 I'm not. I-I'm... 852 00:36:03,687 --> 00:36:08,380 I am a-a slightly saner version of the person that I was, 853 00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:12,310 and I'm barely holding on to even that. 854 00:36:13,362 --> 00:36:14,946 I mean, honestly, I'm afraid. 855 00:36:14,982 --> 00:36:17,471 Of course you are. That makes sense. 856 00:36:18,018 --> 00:36:20,487 But you can't live your life without intimacy. 857 00:36:20,854 --> 00:36:23,955 You need and deserve love. 858 00:36:23,991 --> 00:36:26,221 It's okay for you to have it. 859 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:29,521 No, I-I can't. I-I can't. God, you don't understand. 860 00:36:29,546 --> 00:36:32,284 - What don't I understand? - I don't want to die, okay? 861 00:36:33,597 --> 00:36:36,835 I've gotten better. Okay, I've progressed, and yes, 862 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:39,062 I know that my relationship with Nathaniel 863 00:36:39,096 --> 00:36:41,862 - is not like it was with Josh. - That's right. 864 00:36:41,887 --> 00:36:46,238 But if I try with Nathaniel, something will happen, okay? 865 00:36:46,263 --> 00:36:48,563 He'll... he'll go out to dinner with a friend, 866 00:36:48,599 --> 00:36:50,482 and he won't answer one of my texts, 867 00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:54,097 or he'll go on a trip, and he won't call me enough, and... 868 00:36:56,573 --> 00:37:01,019 ... I know what I'm capable of when I feel abandoned. 869 00:37:01,703 --> 00:37:04,704 I can go to a really dark place, 870 00:37:05,406 --> 00:37:07,916 and it's a place where I can hurt myself, 871 00:37:07,951 --> 00:37:11,547 and I-I never want to be in that place again, ever. 872 00:37:11,572 --> 00:37:13,937 Rebecca, that fear is always gonna be there. 873 00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:18,098 But as a person who has known you for a long time, 874 00:37:18,398 --> 00:37:21,429 you're more stable and self-aware than you were. 875 00:37:21,465 --> 00:37:24,303 And you're a loving person 876 00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:26,473 who deserves love. 877 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:30,184 One day, I hope you believe that. 878 00:37:40,139 --> 00:37:41,533 It's great. 879 00:37:41,568 --> 00:37:42,617 It's well written, 880 00:37:42,653 --> 00:37:43,796 it's well argued. 881 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,999 It's great work. 882 00:37:48,038 --> 00:37:49,280 Thank you. 883 00:37:49,305 --> 00:37:50,942 Okay. 884 00:37:50,967 --> 00:37:54,045 I-I know that I seem, like, super confident, 885 00:37:54,081 --> 00:37:56,464 and I may be a big know-it-all... 886 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:57,916 No. You? 887 00:37:57,941 --> 00:37:59,646 But I have insecurities, just like everybody else. 888 00:37:59,671 --> 00:38:01,120 More, even. 889 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,556 I was a "C" student growing up. 890 00:38:04,591 --> 00:38:06,725 And my father always told me I was an idiot, 891 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,561 and I got knocked up before I could finish college, 892 00:38:09,596 --> 00:38:11,491 and I just, I always feel like I'm trying to prove myself, 893 00:38:11,515 --> 00:38:14,840 especially in my career, because it is so important to me. 894 00:38:14,865 --> 00:38:16,899 But that's my problem, and it's not your problem, 895 00:38:16,924 --> 00:38:20,175 and I'm sorry I was a jerk, because I was. 896 00:38:23,744 --> 00:38:25,493 Apology accepted. 897 00:38:25,529 --> 00:38:26,529 - Really? - Yes. 898 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:27,746 - Oh! - Yes, thank you. 899 00:38:27,781 --> 00:38:28,863 This is good. 900 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:31,333 Paula, I mean, it's like, um, 901 00:38:31,368 --> 00:38:34,286 I'm Kenickie and you're Rizzo, and we're making up. 902 00:38:34,338 --> 00:38:36,588 I know that reference! Grease, right? 903 00:38:36,623 --> 00:38:37,706 Yes, Grease. 904 00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:38,840 I saw the movie. 905 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:41,062 And in this case, the movie is preferred. 906 00:38:41,087 --> 00:38:42,453 Okay. 907 00:38:44,014 --> 00:38:46,382 So do I have to apologize to everybody else now? 908 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,883 Oh, no. They're morons. 909 00:38:50,387 --> 00:38:52,020 This is good. 910 00:38:52,055 --> 00:38:53,188 Yeah! 911 00:38:59,947 --> 00:39:01,661 You're right. 912 00:39:02,149 --> 00:39:06,067 A nice lukewarm bath makes everything better. 913 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:08,807 Babe, why are you so upset about a skateboard thing? 914 00:39:08,832 --> 00:39:11,424 Oh, it's not about a skateboard. 915 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,065 It's about my whole life. 916 00:39:13,293 --> 00:39:15,986 It's about having to be responsible for things. 917 00:39:16,695 --> 00:39:20,309 I mean, I have a job and a live-in boyfriend 918 00:39:20,334 --> 00:39:22,801 and a baby in my stomach. 919 00:39:23,002 --> 00:39:25,805 That's all grown-up stuff. 920 00:39:25,950 --> 00:39:29,285 I mean, I never thought I would actually be a grown-up. 921 00:39:29,643 --> 00:39:30,555 Yeah. 922 00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:32,149 You know, I'm gonna pay taxes this year. 923 00:39:32,174 --> 00:39:33,456 Isn't that ridiculous? 924 00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:36,813 Yeah. I know how you feel. I get it. 925 00:39:37,017 --> 00:39:38,767 I don't know how insurance works. 926 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:40,185 Me, neither. 927 00:39:40,456 --> 00:39:42,649 We can figure those things out. 928 00:39:43,273 --> 00:39:44,856 Me and you. 929 00:39:44,908 --> 00:39:46,074 Yeah. 930 00:39:47,327 --> 00:39:49,327 ? ? 931 00:40:04,490 --> 00:40:07,870 _ 932 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:11,423 _ 933 00:40:14,137 --> 00:40:16,971 ? I've never been afraid ? 934 00:40:17,024 --> 00:40:20,308 ? Of opening my heart ? 935 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,311 ? For the slightest chance at love ? 936 00:40:23,313 --> 00:40:27,149 ? I'd gladly tear my life apart ? 937 00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:30,702 ? But now I finally have a sense ? 938 00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:34,322 ? Of who I am inside ? 939 00:40:34,374 --> 00:40:38,159 ? So do I risk it all again ? 940 00:40:38,211 --> 00:40:41,793 ? Or do I run and hide? ? 941 00:40:44,835 --> 00:40:47,585 ? Face your fears ? 942 00:40:47,637 --> 00:40:49,888 ? Stare them down ? 943 00:40:49,923 --> 00:40:53,258 ? Don't be scared ? 944 00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:57,178 ? Stand your ground ? 945 00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,848 ? 'Cause love is not as scary ? 946 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:03,101 ? As it appears ? 947 00:41:03,153 --> 00:41:05,070 ? All I got to do ? 948 00:41:05,105 --> 00:41:07,410 ? Is face my... ? 949 00:41:42,651 --> 00:41:47,035 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --