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Hey, old girl.

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You ready to bend gravity
over and have our way with it?

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Hola, amigo.

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I'm Hawaiian.

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Sorry. Aloha, amigo.

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Listen...

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Izzy,

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we go way back, so I don't mind
saying, you guys are slipping.

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Your job is to clean this
plane from soup to nuts,

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and you're doing a great job on the soup,

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but the nuts need a little more attention.

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I can't spend my time
cleaning my own cockpit.

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Unless any of you know how to land a plane

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and want to switch jobs.

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I'm actually at 1,300 pilot hours, so...

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Exactly. So moving forward,

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let's see some of that extra effort.

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Kobe!

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Jackpot Airlines.

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Northeast-bound to Las Vegas.

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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh. Look at the bag on this one.

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Good luck getting that in the overhead.

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Ugh. Tiny white women have no
idea how much trouble they are.

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You're a nightmare.

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Pick me up.

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This feels like a trap.

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Sorry. I'm so sorry.

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Awkward introductions.
This is my son, Nate.

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He had an accident and escaped mid-change.

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Don't worry, all the poop's been wiped off.

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It's just standard
airport filth on him now.

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If I had knees like that,

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I'd never take off my pants.

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It's his first time coming to L.A. with me,

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so, as you can see, it's
incredibly stressful.

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Oh, well, um, hello, Nate.

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- It's nice to meet you.
- What are you doing?

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You're supposed to let
them smell your hand first

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so they know you're friendly.

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You're thinking of dogs. You don't have

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a lot of experience with children, do you?

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No, but, in middle school, I did go

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to a lot of my friends' baby showers.

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Oh, look, Nate.

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There's the pilot. He's
gonna be flying the big plane.

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Captain Dave.

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Don't do drugs.

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Yet.

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Um...

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Is that my little Nate-ball?

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Oh, I could just snort you up.

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Hi there, big boy.

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Do you remember us from
your birthday party?

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I'm your Uncle Artem!

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Just "Artem" is fine.

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What is that behind your ear?

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Oh!

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Thank...

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Aw. He's a natural.

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Yeah.

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There he Iz... zy.

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Hope you don't mind the tough love before.

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No. In fact, it inspired us.

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I feel like we did an extra good job today.

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Good, good. I mean, obviously,
I'll be the judge of that,

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but I like the confidence.

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Another bit of advice...
when you smile about stuff,

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it looks suspicious.

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_

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Are you okay?

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I can see your body glitter,

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but that usual sparkle is gone.

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It wasn't a great weekend. Last night,

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I'm at the club wearing
my schoolgirl outfit,

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ready to dance, and the
DJ intro'd me by saying,

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"Don't worry, guys, she's legal."

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So, legal is no good?

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No. Don't you understand?

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Before, I was "barely legal."

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Now I'm just "legal."

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You take out that "barely,"
and I'm just another

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middle-aged girl dancing the brunch shift.

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- But, uh...
- Oh, my God,

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I can smell the middle age on me.

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It smells of old and death.

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No, that's not you.

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And I have smelled death before,

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and there's relief in it.

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This is much worse.

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Ugh, what is that?

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I can taste it.

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Don't worry, I'll get
to the bottom of this.

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Ronnie!

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Yeah, it's rough back there. The
smell has moved up to row eight.

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We have to do something.

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I can't smell anything ever
since I snorted wasabi on a dare.

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I'm sorry, Alan, you
should have said "truth."

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Does anyone know where
the hell it's coming from?

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Have we checked if anyone brought on...

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It's not ethnic food.

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Well, one of these stinky
ground-os brought something,

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because my boys didn't
say anything about a smell.

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- Your boys?
- The cleaning crew.

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I talked to them this morning.

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- There it is.
- Smell explained.

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It's not like that. I
came on, gave a pep talk,

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shot some hoops. They called me Kobe.

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Well, we can't make people fly like this.

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So, I guess it's time
to make everyone angry.

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So sorry.

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Thank you for your patience.

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Don't worry, the smell isn't him.

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No, I know. This just smells much better.

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Flight 237 with nonstop service

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to Los Angeles has been
delayed until further notice.

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- We apologize for the inconvenience.
- Excuse me.

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Uh, the contents of
this briefcase need to be

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in Los Angeles by 5:00 p.m.

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It should just be a minor delay.

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The contents of this briefcase need to be

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in Los Angeles by 5:00 p.m.

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Okay. Sit tight.

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Uh, Ronnie, hi.

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Yeah, I know... I know
the plane has been cleared.

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Is there any way I could pop
back on and get something?

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- What do you think this is, September 10?
- It's just,

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I left Nate's Yellow Bear,
and he's very attached to it.

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If he wakes up, it's not there,
he's gonna... have a meltdown.

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Can't you just feed him
a treat and rub his belly?

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I'm very concerned about your
understanding of human children.

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Fine. I will get the bear.

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But I want him to know I'm the hero.

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I mean, I don't want hugs or affection,

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but I want the credit.

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I will teach him the concept of credit

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and have him direct it toward you.

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Oh, uh,

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I'm sorry, where are you two going?

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Away from the smell.

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No, you have to go back
in there and fix it,

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since this is your fault.

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You're way, way off base on this.

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Those guys love me.

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I'm like an inner city principal

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that finally got through to them.

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Then it's time to stand and deliver.

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- You still have to find the smell.
- Why?

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Because you're the captain, damn it.

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And they didn't give you that title because

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you run away from smells...

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they gave it to you
because you're a leader.

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You're right.

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It's all up to Captain Dave.

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You played to his ego.

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Smart.

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And I need you to go in and help.

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You're the only person
I trust to watch him,

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with those beautiful, ageless eyes

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that hold the wisdom of a thousand Oprahs.

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I see what you're doing.

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And it worked.

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Hey.

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I'll have what she's having.

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Like the movie.

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You're Sally, and I'm old

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Jewish woman who wants orgasm.

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I'm sorry.

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My day just keeps getting worse.

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The bartender didn't even card me.

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I might as well start wearing
jackets with shoulder pads

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and posting on Facebook.

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Hey, listen, I have good news.

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I'm gonna teach you poker.

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You will be natural.

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You see, poker's not just a card game...

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it is art.

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It requires intuition,

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deception, and sometimes flirting.

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Like stripping.

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Bingo is your name-o!

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Now I will whip out my deck

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and teach you how to play with it.

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Which one is bigger number,

185
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seven or ten?

186
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Ten.

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You are a fast learner.

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Just like Sheldon on that
Big Bang Bazinga show.

189
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Should we touch fists
and make them explode?

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Okay.

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Explosion.

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Sorry, no bear,

193
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but I did find half a joint,

194
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so I guess I will go see
Cirque du Soleil with Artem.

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Oh, Yellow Bear wasn't in there?

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Oh, my God. That means
it could be anywhere.

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Um, okay, let me think.

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Uh, I know I had him in the Lyft.

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The elevator "lift" or the car "Lyft"?

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British people say things weird.

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The car Lyft. I was holding the bear

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while Nate finished off
his aubergine Parmesan.

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Well, that means it must be in the airport.

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I have to go and find it.

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We can't start our first
week together like this.

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He'll never want to come back.

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Okay, wait, wait, wait.
You're not gonna get anywhere

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in this place without me, so
I'll-I'll help you find him.

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Uh, what do I do about Nate?

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Uh... Oh, Alan.

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Can you watch Nate for a little bit?

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- Sure. I'm great with living things.
- It's true.

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He tried to help his goldfish
find her birth parents.

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Perhaps we should be quite
quick about this, then.

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Yeah.

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If Yellow Bear is anywhere,

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he'll be at security.

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90% of stuff that gets lost is left here.

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This damn bear is the bane of my existence.

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We never should have given
it to him in the first place.

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Stuffed animals only breed

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irrational emotional attachments.

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And, if left in the
wrong puddle, diphtheria.

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This guy has been left in several puddles,

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and he hasn't given me
anything but kisses and hugs.

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What is that?

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My irrational emotional attachment.

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His name is Ganz. Well, actually,

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his full name is Ganz Dieter Ganz.

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He's from the German hinterlands,

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and he's a former Olympic gymnast

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who retired to become a coach.

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Well, that's funny, 'cause
his tag just says "China."

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Would you rather hear
about how my dad traded

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all his cigarettes for
him at Wasco State Prison

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just so I'd have a date

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to my third grade daddy-daughter dance?

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I've never met an Olympian before.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Hey, Annette. Do you have a minute?
- Oh, Ronnie,

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you picked a great day to come.

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There are some very shady characters

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we need to keep our eye on.

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Oh...

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00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,090
check out this one.

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He's trying to smuggle
a thermos in his pants.

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Hi, we're looking for
a stuffed yellow bear.

248
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Um, might have been left here.

249
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Have you seen anything like that?

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Maybe, but they just did a pickup,

251
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so it'd be in the TSA vault by now.

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Okay, thank you, Annette.
Let's hit the vault.

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We're making progress. We killed the power

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to stop air circulation,

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and my candles are containing
the smell at row eight.

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You really travel with all these?

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I have a very specific
bath-to-bed ritual.

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If it's good enough for Angela Bassett,

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it's good enough for me.

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No, I don't want it contained, Bernard.

261
00:09:37,991 --> 00:09:39,827
I want it dead. Find that smell

262
00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:42,076
before we screw up the
whole day's schedule.

263
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,366
You married three of those?

264
00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:46,069
Bernie, give it to me
straight. You really think

265
00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:47,671
the cleaning crew did
this to me on purpose?

266
00:09:47,704 --> 00:09:49,373
- I do.
- But why? Those guys love me.

267
00:09:49,406 --> 00:09:51,340
- They don't.
- Well, maybe not as much as the ground crew.

268
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,341
- They don't, either.
- Okay, but...

269
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,509
They really don't.

270
00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:54,744
You don't even know what I was gonna say.

271
00:09:54,777 --> 00:09:56,080
It literally could have been anyone.

272
00:09:56,113 --> 00:09:57,915
You're crazy. I have a great relationship

273
00:09:57,947 --> 00:10:00,316
with everyone in this airport,
especially the support staff.

274
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,686
I make friendly eye contact, I give away

275
00:10:02,719 --> 00:10:03,987
my leftovers, I cover them

276
00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:05,855
with newspaper when they look cold.

277
00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:08,442
Oh, my God. I treat them
like homeless people.

278
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,776
I am a monster.

279
00:10:10,214 --> 00:10:11,867
David, you need to focus.

280
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,286
We have to find the smell.

281
00:10:13,318 --> 00:10:15,588
I will not let these candles
give their lives in vain.

282
00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:17,188
No wonder people don't like me.

283
00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,870
I thought I was beloved.

284
00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:21,158
But I'm be-hated.

285
00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:25,798
- Wow.
- _

286
00:10:25,831 --> 00:10:28,905
So, this is where all my shampoo
and pointy tweezers end up.

287
00:10:28,906 --> 00:10:31,469
Yep, this place has everything.
It's the best place to go

288
00:10:31,502 --> 00:10:34,139
if you need face creams,
lotions, suspicious vibrators.

289
00:10:34,173 --> 00:10:35,808
It's where I do all my Christmas shopping.

290
00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:37,476
Really? Your Christmas shopping?

291
00:10:37,509 --> 00:10:39,407
Excuse me. Holiday shopping.

292
00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:40,813
No, that wasn't the part I was...

293
00:10:40,846 --> 00:10:42,081
It doesn't matter.

294
00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:43,982
- Ronnie!
- Chuck, hey.

295
00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,050
Uh, hello. What are you two doing here?

296
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,587
Well, this is my poker game during delays,

297
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:51,323
and today I bring Nichole. She's my pupil.

298
00:10:51,356 --> 00:10:54,293
The best way to learn
is to throw her in water,

299
00:10:54,326 --> 00:10:57,830
like baby you want to
teach swim or to get rid of.

300
00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,097
I see

301
00:10:59,131 --> 00:11:01,400
your Château Lafite Rothschild

302
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:04,569
and raise you one gold denture

303
00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:07,305
and one koala snow globe.

304
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:09,140
Are you betting with contraband?

305
00:11:09,174 --> 00:11:10,476
Doesn't this belong to people?

306
00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:11,943
Yeah, people not smart enough

307
00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,444
to hide their things in their tush.

308
00:11:13,477 --> 00:11:15,647
Actually, some of this
stuff has been tushed.

309
00:11:17,348 --> 00:11:18,818
You want to make a bid on a pair of Yeezys

310
00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:20,186
I took off some mouthy sixth grader?

311
00:11:20,218 --> 00:11:21,526
No, actually, um,

312
00:11:21,653 --> 00:11:23,022
we're looking for a stuffed yellow bear.

313
00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:24,857
I think he might have
been left in security.

314
00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:26,625
Narc?

315
00:11:26,658 --> 00:11:27,599
British.

316
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:29,075
Well, we can check in the back.

317
00:11:30,575 --> 00:11:31,776
Okay, great.

318
00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,311
So, uh, how is this organized?

319
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,180
Is there somewhere we should look first?

320
00:11:37,215 --> 00:11:39,551
Start with that shelf. If it's not there,

321
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,173
try all the other shelves.

322
00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:44,485
Oh, my God.

323
00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:46,621
I know. Pretty cool, right?

324
00:11:46,654 --> 00:11:48,689
No. "Oh, my God," this
is gonna take forever.

325
00:11:48,722 --> 00:11:51,109
Oh, yeah. That, too.

326
00:11:54,285 --> 00:11:57,069
Oh, I better call Alan to check on Nate.

327
00:11:59,629 --> 00:12:02,098
Flight 237 has been further delayed.

328
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,199
Boarding will now begin at 3:30 p.m.

329
00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:09,471
The contents of this briefcase

330
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,698
need to be in Los Angeles

331
00:12:11,984 --> 00:12:13,567
by 5:00 p.m.

332
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,579
I got your nose!

333
00:12:19,735 --> 00:12:21,269
No, I got your nose.

334
00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:26,357
Oh!

335
00:12:29,798 --> 00:12:30,978
I'm all in.

336
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,450
Yes? So, what do you have?

337
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,197
A flush?

338
00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:37,067
Kimmy Gibbler's Full House?

339
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:43,405
- Okay, I fold.
- Yes!

340
00:12:43,438 --> 00:12:45,976
I-I totally bluffed
you. Look, I had nothing.

341
00:12:46,009 --> 00:12:47,624
Most of them weren't even the same color.

342
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,779
- Damn, Artem, she owned you.
- Making money

343
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,047
with your clothes on is fun.

344
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,761
- Who wants to play again?
- No more. I'm done.

345
00:12:53,488 --> 00:12:55,892
I will make like Christian and "Bale."

346
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:57,761
Move.

347
00:13:00,336 --> 00:13:01,905
Hey, was Nate's bear hollowed out

348
00:13:01,938 --> 00:13:03,506
and filled with cocaine, by any chance?

349
00:13:03,539 --> 00:13:05,575
Hmm. Don't believe so.

350
00:13:05,609 --> 00:13:06,892
Then it's none of these.

351
00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:08,636
This is impossible.

352
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,719
We're never gonna find a small bear.

353
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,492
It's like trying to find a needle

354
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,898
in a haystack full of
terrible life choices.

355
00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,831
Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way.

356
00:13:18,187 --> 00:13:21,450
We should be using all
this stuff to help us.

357
00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:22,655
How?

358
00:13:22,688 --> 00:13:24,289
Oh! I think I can see something

359
00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:25,558
on that shelf over there.

360
00:13:25,591 --> 00:13:27,226
- Can you check it out?
- I'm on it.

361
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:29,262
Oh.

362
00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:45,348
- Anything?
- No.

363
00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:49,082
How is that helping?

364
00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:51,417
I don't know. It just seems fun.

365
00:13:51,839 --> 00:13:52,885
Hey, guys!

366
00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:55,020
I think they found the bear over by A16.

367
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,330
I could use your help.

368
00:14:05,196 --> 00:14:06,834
The smell is getting stronger.

369
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,210
And smarter.

370
00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:12,038
What do you want from us?!

371
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,645
Go, Bernard.

372
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,228
Save yourself.

373
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,262
What are you doing?

374
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,831
I'm gonna let it take me.

375
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,862
I understand now, I am the smell.

376
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,270
I am the unpleasant
thing pushing people away.

377
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,882
All right. I've had enough.

378
00:14:32,195 --> 00:14:33,148
Get... up.

379
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,595
Here's the truth.

380
00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,580
Sometimes you can be
condescending, oblivious

381
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,414
and think you're fancier than you are.

382
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,850
You're like the sorbet of people.

383
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,063
At least I'm low-fat.

384
00:14:44,064 --> 00:14:46,098
But it's okay. You can do what I do.

385
00:14:46,131 --> 00:14:48,434
Be your fiercest self and
not care what people think.

386
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,753
Or... I can be better.

387
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:55,638
I can be the leader this airline needs.

388
00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:58,835
Tell me honestly, Bernie. Do you like me?

389
00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:02,378
I don't hate you, and that's
the most I could like anyone.

390
00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:11,634
Do you want to talk about it?

391
00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:14,969
I've been playing poker for 40 years,

392
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:17,471
and in one hour, you have surpassed me.

393
00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:19,790
Artem is in retrograde.

394
00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,425
No, you should feel good.

395
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:22,893
It means you're a good teacher.

396
00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:25,897
It means that I wasted my life.

397
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:29,867
All those hours I could have
been with my six daughters.

398
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,532
I live for those beautiful 11 eyes.

399
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,311
Now those eyes will only see failure.

400
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,897
I think it was just
beginner's luck. I promise.

401
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:41,533
You know, I bet if we played
again, you'd totally win.

402
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:45,470
No, I'm like an old greyhound
whose hips have gone bad.

403
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,540
Might as well take me to the
kitchen, cook me for dinner.

404
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,709
Come on, just one more game. All right?

405
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,578
Winner take all. Shuffle up and deal.

406
00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:55,299
Okay.

407
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,686
But this time, we play with chips.

408
00:15:58,961 --> 00:16:00,280
Hold the salsa.

409
00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:03,088
Oh, there's Yellow Bear! Over there!

410
00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:04,656
- Over there.
- Yellow Bear!

411
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:05,992
- Sir.
- No.

412
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:07,660
- Please.
- A-Annette, that's,

413
00:16:07,693 --> 00:16:09,896
- that's his son's bear.
- Step back. It's out of my hands.

414
00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:11,631
It's been unattended for too long

415
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,133
and it's marked for elimination.

416
00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:15,258
Elimination? What does that mean?

417
00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:18,680
Oh, God.

418
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:20,639
Uh...

419
00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:22,021
Mm-hmm.

420
00:16:32,152 --> 00:16:34,489
I could only find one eye,
but this purple Skittle

421
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:36,191
will pass for the other one, right?

422
00:16:36,192 --> 00:16:39,293
Oh, it's okay, Colin.

423
00:16:39,447 --> 00:16:41,797
Yellow Bear is in a better place now.

424
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,633
Several better places.

425
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,856
I mean, what kind of
monster lets this happen

426
00:16:46,889 --> 00:16:48,287
to his son's favorite toy?

427
00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:52,207
Hey, I... I don't know much about kids,

428
00:16:52,295 --> 00:16:56,100
but I do know that what's
better than having a yellow bear

429
00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:59,669
is having a dad who's willing

430
00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:02,964
to run all around the
airport trying to find it.

431
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,943
I'm sorry. I know you're trying to help,

432
00:17:05,976 --> 00:17:07,906
but, um, I didn't find it in time.

433
00:17:08,389 --> 00:17:10,034
And that's all Nate's gonna care about.

434
00:17:15,187 --> 00:17:17,104
Oh, you just have a chunk of his face...

435
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:19,737
Never mind.

436
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:29,389
Hey, what's going on?

437
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:32,102
Nichole's giving Artem one last
chance to win back his money.

438
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:35,207
With the plane. What's
going on with the plane?

439
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,778
Dave said he could handle it himself.

440
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,647
I called him sorbet and
he took it very personally.

441
00:17:38,681 --> 00:17:40,037
Don't you call me sorbet?

442
00:17:40,062 --> 00:17:41,630
No, honey, you're sherbet.

443
00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:45,009
I'm going all in.

444
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:54,300
I call.

445
00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:56,371
Okay.

446
00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,013
Trip kings.

447
00:18:08,226 --> 00:18:09,349
You got me.

448
00:18:11,037 --> 00:18:13,039
Looks like the student
has become the student.

449
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,900
Oh, there's my boy.

450
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,609
Shh. Daddy.

451
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,790
Where's Yellow Bear?

452
00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:32,464
Whup.

453
00:18:33,152 --> 00:18:34,320
No, no, no.

454
00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:35,410
I'll get check.

455
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:38,979
It's the least I can
do since you let me win.

456
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:41,683
- No, I didn't let you win.
- Whatever you say.

457
00:18:41,717 --> 00:18:44,521
But me and my five
daughters, we appreciate it.

458
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:47,052
You said you had six daughters.

459
00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:48,287
Did I?

460
00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:50,231
Wha...?

461
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,215
Wait, you said all of that so...

462
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,872
No, but you were so sad.

463
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,772
Well, I can bring sadness on command.

464
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,576
I've seen many people being
ripped apart by horses.

465
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,321
You may be good at cards,

466
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,822
but you have a lot to learn about hustling.

467
00:19:07,957 --> 00:19:10,018
Lesson number one, listen.

468
00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:13,037
The game is happening even
if the cards are not out.

469
00:19:14,138 --> 00:19:15,504
So, um,

470
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:18,042
got to talk to you about, uh, Yellow Bear.

471
00:19:18,415 --> 00:19:20,610
Um... How do I put this?

472
00:19:20,644 --> 00:19:23,447
Um, you know how we
don't see Grandma anymore?

473
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,016
- Hey, Nate.
- Well...

474
00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:27,438
So, it turns out,

475
00:19:27,439 --> 00:19:30,409
Yellow Bear got a spot
on Heaven's Olympic team,

476
00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:34,029
but he sent his very special friend

477
00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:35,513
to keep you company.

478
00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:36,928
And if it's okay,

479
00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:39,598
- he'd like to come and live with you.
- I love him.

480
00:19:39,632 --> 00:19:41,768
I'm gonna call him Purple Elephant.

481
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,067
Ganz. His name is Ganz
Dieter Ganz, so call him that.

482
00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:46,138
Okay.

483
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:48,875
He's been around for a long time,

484
00:19:48,907 --> 00:19:52,145
and he took care of me
through some very tough times,

485
00:19:52,177 --> 00:19:54,981
so I know he will take good care of you.

486
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:01,686
That was an incredibly kind gesture.

487
00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:04,673
I can't imagine how hard
that must have been for you.

488
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,882
Thank you so much.

489
00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:08,384
You know, especially as you
could have just given him

490
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,486
any one of the stuffed
animals from the vault.

491
00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:15,911
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

492
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,898
- The contents...
- Of this briefcase

493
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,200
will be in Los Angeles by 5:00 p.m.

494
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:25,836
Now sit down!

495
00:20:27,169 --> 00:20:29,605
If not, I'll just take my
chances with the cartel.

496
00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:30,806
Great.

497
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,316
- Sorry to bother you.
- Mm-hmm.

498
00:20:35,145 --> 00:20:37,881
Amigos, I owe you an apology.

499
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:39,616
I haven't been treating you

500
00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,051
with the respect that you deserve.

501
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,318
You're my engines on the ground,

502
00:20:42,351 --> 00:20:44,553
and my behavior should reflect that.

503
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:46,623
So, from now on, I promise you'll be seeing

504
00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:48,246
a whole new Captain Dave.

505
00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:52,329
We appreciate this,

506
00:20:52,361 --> 00:20:54,730
but we're not the guys
who clean your plane.

507
00:20:54,764 --> 00:20:56,609
You think I'm Izzy, don't you?

508
00:20:56,933 --> 00:20:58,335
Uh-huh, okay, in that case,

509
00:20:58,368 --> 00:20:59,836
these aren't "I'm sorry" pastries,

510
00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:03,107
they're "let's keep this
between us" pastries.

511
00:21:06,504 --> 00:21:07,844
So did you fix it?

512
00:21:07,877 --> 00:21:09,646
I'm oh-for-three
on my apology tour.

513
00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:11,113
Well, the bakery's out of bear claws.

514
00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:12,616
We're gonna need a new plane.

515
00:21:17,064 --> 00:21:19,398
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