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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh, ho ho!

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In your face, poor people.

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Daddy just got paid.

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And by "Daddy," I mean me,

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not the tall, beaten-down-looking guy

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in the flannel shirt.

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Mm. Well, good for you.

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50 more years, and you can quit.

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So, Dad,

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what did you get
with your first paycheck?

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Well, I bought this belt.

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Since you've already got a belt,

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do the responsible thing

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and put that in the bank.

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Right, Frankie?

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Absolutely.

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Okay, don't listen to him.

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Listen to me.

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You know how people say life
is too short?

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Well, it's not. It's too long,

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and there's no fun in it.

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So, before you get sucked in
to its black hole,

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take some of that money
and buy yourself something nice.

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It'll be our little secret.

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Uh, I'm in the room.

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Sweet!

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Just between you and I.

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When I get my first paycheck,

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I'm gonna pay people to notice me!

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What are you doing home?

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Well, it's my winter break.

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Ah, yes.

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You must be exhausted
after those two weeks of school

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you had after your Christmas break.

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Ugh, I know, right?

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I really am.

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Even my sarcasm goes unnoticed.

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Did you say something?

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I'm beginning to feel
like a literary character

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I've recently discovered.

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You see, there's this boy
with a very round head,

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and he has a dog that sleeps
on top of his doghouse.

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Apparently, he was
a World War I fighter pilot.

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If you can suspend disbelief,
it all works.

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You're talking about Charlie Brown.

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Then you've heard of it!

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Everyone has.

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Great. So I'm the last to know.

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Will the indignities never end?

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Axl's getting paychecks,
you're on a nonstop vacation.

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Why is it never my turn?

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What does the universe have against me?

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It's okay, Brick!

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We can put up another picture of you.

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There is no other picture of me.

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Mm. Hey.

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Lexie gave me her Netflix login.

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You wanna watch a movie tonight?

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Unlike you, who's always on vacation,

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I have homework to do.

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I'll watch a movie with you.

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Oh. Great.

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If you're looking for a pop,
I just grabbed the last one.

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Good grief!

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Okay, I got it down to
"Undercover Justice:

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Special Ops,"

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or something about a guy and a girl

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in a cheese shop.

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I vote for "Undercover Justice."

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Me, too. Chris Pine is in it.

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- He is so cute!
- Mm-hmm.

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And I hear he never drinks
out of plastic bottles.

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Doesn't look like we're
gonna make it out of this.

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No, it doesn't.

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Hey. Are you crying, Sergeant?

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I'm not just a sergeant.

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I'm a woman.

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I've noticed.

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Oh! Right there!

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Oh, my God.

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Uh-huh!

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How was the movie with Sue?

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Did you stay awake
through the whole thing?

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Oh, I stayed awake all right.

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Oh! What does that mean?

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Well, I saw
a little bit more of Chris Pine

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than I bargained for.

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Oh, really? Was there a sex scene?

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Oh, sheesh.

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Ask me what wasn't a sex scene.

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It'll take less time.

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It was uncomfortable, Frankie.

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I didn't appreciate watching
that with my daughter.

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Well, why'd you pick that movie?

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It was called "Undercover Justice:

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Special Ops."
I assumed it was a war movie.

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And by the way,
they weren't under the covers,

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not even once. Well, shake it off.

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It was one awkward night.

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Well, it wasn't the movie.

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It was...

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I was just trying to spend
a little time with Sue.

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Why? That's not like you.

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Yeah, well...

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She wanted someone to watch with,

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and lately it seems like

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she just doesn't
hang out with me as much.

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Are you sad?

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Are you feeling feelings of sadness?

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Aww!

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This is why I don't tell you stuff.

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No, no, no. I like it
when you talk to me.

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I won't think you're cute. I promise.

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Go on.

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Well, just lately she doesn't

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return my texts half the time.

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She hasn't made me a scrapbook in years.

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Mm-hmm.

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If you hug me, I'm not talking
to you anymore.

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Okay.

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Listen.

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You had it really easy with her

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when she was little.

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She would follow you around,

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clean the gutters with you
just to be with you.

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She's grown up now, and
she's got other stuff going on,

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so you just have to find
new ways to connect with her.

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Well, I've tried making conversation,

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but it's like driving.

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If I don't think about it, I'm fine,

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but as soon as I think about it,
I can't stay in my own lane.

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I'm swerving.

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I never used to have
to think about it with her,

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and now I do, and I'm all over the road.

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Aww. You'll find it. You'll see.

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In the meantime,

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how 'bout a little "Undercover
Justice" before work?

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- Hmm?
- No.

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I'm kidding. I have my
hard-to-button pants on.

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I'm not doing those up again.

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Huh?

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You likey?

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What is this?!

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Told me to take my first paycheck

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and treat myself.

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I meant like a milkshake!

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Relax! I had that, too.

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Wh... How could you do this?

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Do what?

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Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.

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I'm not being clear.

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This! This! This!

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It was your idea!

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Remember... you said it'd be
our little secret.

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You gotta take this back.

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I can't. It was final sale.

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Oh, my God. Your dad was right.

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I was an idiot to think
that you could be trusted

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with your own money!

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Mom, I know what I'm doing, all right?

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I just gave this whole speech to Lexie

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about how we have to not spend so much.

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You're a man now, Axl.

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What, are you gonna live here forever?

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You're gonna get married, have kids,

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and you're all just gonna
live in this room?

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"Hey, Daddy, who's the small man
whispering in the corner?"

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"Oh, that's your Uncle Brick.

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He lives here, too."

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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What am I gonna do?!

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I'm doomed!

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This is all your fault!

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You gave me bad advice.

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You gave me your
bad money-management gene.

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- What?!
- Yeah!

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You can't balance a checkbook.

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You leave your wallet in the freezer!

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That's menopause!

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Okay.

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Pointing fingers
isn't gonna solve anything.

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I mean, you're right.

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The truth is I have never
been good with money either.

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Maybe this whole TV thing
is a-a wake-up call.

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Maybe we can learn
to be financially responsible

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together, right?

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Keep an eye on each other,

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like checks and balances.

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That's a thing, right?

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I think so.

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I thought you were a business major!

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You said no pointing fingers!

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You're right.

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We're in this together.

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And what's most important is,

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we don't need to tell your dad about it.

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Frankie So, Mike began his quest
to connect with his child.

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I'm going to school now.

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Whatever.

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Not that one.

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You're getting to be a good
little sandwich maker there.

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You want some?

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Nope.

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Unless you want me to have it.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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Ah, there you are.

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Rusty?

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What are you doing here?

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Waiting six hours for you to come out.

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Well, why didn't you knock
on the front door?

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Ah, I thought you'd pick up my vibe.

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Remember how we always had
that special brotherly bond

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where we could read each other's minds?

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- No.
- I knew you were gonna say no.

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So, what are you doing back in town?

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Last I heard, you were in Tampa.

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Yeah, see?

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You got that.

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That's 'cause you told me.

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How long you here for?

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Oh, I'm here to stay.

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Gonna move back in with Dad.

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You and me can hang out
and do stuff together.

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You wanna go go-karting?

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We're 50.

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Want to go get colonoscopies?

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Okay, well, this is the first problem.

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You can't be on the road
to financial peace

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unless you have a place
to keep all your stuff.

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See, I put all my receipts
and bills in one place

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so I know where everything is.

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Ohh.

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Yeah. Okay, who's the first victim?

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I'll go. Got nothing to hide.

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Okay.

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Why did you buy a snow cone machine?

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That seems pretty self-explanatory.

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Your turn.

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Wow.

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What did you blow $2,017 on?

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That's the date.

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Oh.

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Hey, remember how I said
I was tired of being ignored?

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No. Was I in the room?

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Well, I think the universe
is bestowing gifts upon me

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to make up for it.

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Every time I open the front door,

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there's a new delight waiting for me.

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I don't know why it's happening.

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I'm just gonna enjoy it.

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Ye... I'm confused about this...

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you spend so much money on groceries,

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but we don't eat well, like, ever.

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Yeah, see, I keep buying food
thinking I'm gonna cook,

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and then I get tired,
and I just get takeout.

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Oh. Takeout's a pretty big one
for me, too.

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Maybe we could both cut back on that.

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I can start brown bagging my lunch.

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Yeah! And new rule...

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I don't buy any new food

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until everything in the freezer is gone.

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Sounds like we got a plan.

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It does!

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In the meantime, let's get you organized.

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Here.

269
00:09:28,345 --> 00:09:29,489
Okay.

270
00:09:29,513 --> 00:09:30,991
We are killing it!

271
00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:32,259
Ha!

272
00:09:33,851 --> 00:09:36,229
All right, two of us are having waffles.

273
00:09:36,253 --> 00:09:38,131
Ooh, cut the corner off that top one.

274
00:09:38,155 --> 00:09:39,166
I don't like the look of that.

275
00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:40,767
Oh, and that meat over there?

276
00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:42,102
Could be cake.

277
00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:44,137
I'm only warning you because,
even though cake is delicious,

278
00:09:44,161 --> 00:09:46,239
it's a weird sensation
if you're expecting meat.

279
00:09:46,263 --> 00:09:47,574
What's going on here?

280
00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:49,176
Oh, we're not wasting food anymore.

281
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,545
So we're gonna eat everything
that's in the freezer.

282
00:09:51,569 --> 00:09:53,213
So, Uncle Rusty,
whatcha been up to lately?

283
00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:55,749
Oh, I was in Tampa renting out Jet Skis.

284
00:09:55,773 --> 00:09:57,117
They weren't my Jet Skis,

285
00:09:57,141 --> 00:10:00,320
they were another guy's,
so that became a problem.

286
00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:02,456
But I got something better
I'm working on now.

287
00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,424
Better than stealing
another guy's Jet Skis?

288
00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:06,460
Well, that remains to be seen.

289
00:10:06,484 --> 00:10:08,361
But you guys know what bubble wrap is?

290
00:10:08,385 --> 00:10:11,264
Well, I'm making bubble-wrap clothes

291
00:10:11,288 --> 00:10:12,332
for old people

292
00:10:12,356 --> 00:10:13,767
because they're always falling down,

293
00:10:13,791 --> 00:10:15,368
breaking their old bones,

294
00:10:15,392 --> 00:10:18,205
but if you wrap 'em
real tight with bubble wrap,

295
00:10:18,229 --> 00:10:19,840
they're protected.

296
00:10:19,864 --> 00:10:22,509
Also, it'll get the grandkids over more

297
00:10:22,533 --> 00:10:24,911
because little kids love
to pop bubble wrap.

298
00:10:25,903 --> 00:10:27,314
Like you, little boy.

299
00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:29,649
Do you like to pop bubble wrap?

300
00:10:29,673 --> 00:10:31,184
I'm 16. I shave.

301
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,586
But yes.

302
00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:35,455
Which brings me to why I came today.

303
00:10:35,479 --> 00:10:37,457
Okay, trust me when I tell you, Rusty,

304
00:10:37,481 --> 00:10:39,459
we're not in a position
to give you any money.

305
00:10:39,483 --> 00:10:40,894
No, I don't need any money.

306
00:10:40,918 --> 00:10:43,630
I just came by to bring
something special for the girl.

307
00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:45,432
Oh! For me?

308
00:10:45,456 --> 00:10:48,134
Well, I certainly wouldn't
call her a "girl."

309
00:10:52,263 --> 00:10:53,607
Is it for my birthday next month?

310
00:10:53,631 --> 00:10:55,472
Oh, sure.

311
00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:58,311
Oh, thank you, but I don't smoke.

312
00:10:58,335 --> 00:10:59,746
Not that I judge people who do.

313
00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:01,381
That's a lie. I judge them.

314
00:11:01,405 --> 00:11:03,383
I judge them very much.

315
00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:04,985
Oh, no, cigarettes will kill you.

316
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,386
No, I-I never touch them.

317
00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:08,255
Yeah, I only smoked the 20
that were in here

318
00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:10,824
on the way over
to make room for the gift.

319
00:11:10,848 --> 00:11:12,322
Hmm.

320
00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:14,728
Ooh!

321
00:11:15,753 --> 00:11:16,763
Ahh!

322
00:11:16,787 --> 00:11:18,031
Oh, my God.

323
00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:20,500
Oh, it's beautiful!

324
00:11:20,524 --> 00:11:22,402
It look so real,

325
00:11:22,426 --> 00:11:24,738
like the kind of necklace
you need a salesperson at Zales

326
00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:27,007
to open up the case to look at.

327
00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:29,109
Yeah. It is real.

328
00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:30,010
Wh...

329
00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:31,278
Oh, my God. Look.

330
00:11:31,302 --> 00:11:32,679
Ooh! Oh!

331
00:11:32,703 --> 00:11:34,948
Rusty, it's a ruby necklace.

332
00:11:34,972 --> 00:11:36,583
Rusty, that is beautiful.

333
00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:37,751
Oh, thank you!

334
00:11:37,775 --> 00:11:39,953
Look at that.

335
00:11:46,383 --> 00:11:47,761
Hey, Dad, great news.

336
00:11:47,785 --> 00:11:49,829
The necklace goes with
almost all my clothes.

337
00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:51,765
I have a lot of stuff with hearts on it,

338
00:11:51,789 --> 00:11:54,234
and apples, weirdly.

339
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:56,870
Yeah. Sue, um... listen,

340
00:11:56,894 --> 00:11:59,372
you know Uncle Rusty's history.

341
00:11:59,396 --> 00:12:01,141
I'm not... sure

342
00:12:01,165 --> 00:12:02,776
what the deal is with that necklace.

343
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,078
Oh, no, no. It is definitely real.

344
00:12:05,102 --> 00:12:06,313
Look at my neck, huh?

345
00:12:06,337 --> 00:12:07,647
Not green at all.

346
00:12:07,671 --> 00:12:09,182
Yeah, well, if it's real,

347
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,517
that could be a bigger problem.

348
00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:11,952
Could be hot. "Hot"?

349
00:12:11,976 --> 00:12:13,420
Hot. What do you mean "hot"?

350
00:12:13,444 --> 00:12:15,689
You don't know that "hot" means "stolen"?

351
00:12:15,713 --> 00:12:18,758
Well, you don't have
to make me feel bad about it.

352
00:12:18,782 --> 00:12:20,860
I'm not trying to make you feel...

353
00:12:20,884 --> 00:12:21,895
Never mind.

354
00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:23,129
I just need you to give me the necklace

355
00:12:23,153 --> 00:12:24,264
so I can give it back to Rusty.

356
00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:25,966
What? No.

357
00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:27,300
Okay, I'm sorry, Dad,

358
00:12:27,324 --> 00:12:30,136
but you always assume the worst
with Uncle Rusty,

359
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,139
and I am just not an
assume-the-worst kind of person.

360
00:12:33,163 --> 00:12:34,641
Did you even talk to him?

361
00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:37,377
You heard what he said
about the Jet Skis, right?

362
00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:39,245
I just think you have
a certain proclivity

363
00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:41,147
for thinking your brother is a criminal.

364
00:12:41,171 --> 00:12:43,950
This was a nice moment
between me and Uncle Rusty,

365
00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:46,052
and I'm not sure
why you're trying to ruin it.

366
00:12:52,716 --> 00:12:54,227
Bye.

367
00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:01,434
Where the hell did this TV come from?!

368
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:10,820
You're not gonna believe this.

369
00:13:10,844 --> 00:13:12,021
I told Sue to give me the necklace

370
00:13:12,045 --> 00:13:13,089
so I can give it back to Rusty,

371
00:13:13,113 --> 00:13:14,290
and she said no.

372
00:13:14,314 --> 00:13:15,725
What is going on with her?

373
00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:17,060
She's like a different person.

374
00:13:17,084 --> 00:13:19,028
Why would you give the necklace
back to Rusty?

375
00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:20,797
Oh, come on. He probably grifted it

376
00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:22,232
off some old lady in Tampa.

377
00:13:22,256 --> 00:13:23,600
That's why he's suddenly back in town.

378
00:13:23,624 --> 00:13:24,701
He's on the lam.

379
00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:26,903
Lamb! That's what that meat was tonight.

380
00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:27,871
She's a piece of work.

381
00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:29,414
She told me I had a proclivity.

382
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:30,473
What does that mean?

383
00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:32,509
Well, "proclivity" means...

384
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,210
I-I know the word, Frankie.

385
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,446
And what's with this giant TV?

386
00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:37,947
Where the hell did that come from?

387
00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:40,683
Axl blew his first paycheck
on it, and I'm so mad.

388
00:13:40,707 --> 00:13:42,619
L-Let's stay on Sue.

389
00:13:42,643 --> 00:13:44,587
I don't even recognize her anymore.

390
00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:46,322
Where's that little girl
that used to ask me

391
00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,024
if I worked for God 'cause I'm so tall

392
00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:49,259
I can reach Heaven.

393
00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:51,094
That little girl
would give me the necklace.

394
00:13:51,118 --> 00:13:52,228
Okay.

395
00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:53,663
I'm gonna float an idea here.

396
00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:55,965
I'm not saying it's true.
I'm just gonna spitball.

397
00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:59,803
Is it possible that

398
00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:02,605
Maybe you're a little jealous?

399
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:04,040
I'm not jealous!

400
00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:05,341
W-Well, what, I mean, look...

401
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:07,010
we both know that he made some good money

402
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:08,244
selling the diaper business.

403
00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:10,280
It's possible that he bought
that necklace.

404
00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,215
I-I mean, have you even talked to him?

405
00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:13,483
Why does everyone keep asking me that?

406
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:14,517
I don't have to talk to him.

407
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:15,885
I know him. I grew up with him.

408
00:14:15,909 --> 00:14:16,986
I know him better than anybody,

409
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,755
and I'm not trying to ruin their moment!

410
00:14:18,779 --> 00:14:19,889
I don't care if they have a moment.

411
00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:21,524
I have plenty of moments with Sue.

412
00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:23,426
Not recently, but you know
what's a moment?

413
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,061
When the cops knock down the door,

414
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:26,529
yank that necklace from around her neck,

415
00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:27,530
and drag Rusty off.

416
00:14:27,554 --> 00:14:29,566
That's a moment I would like to see.

417
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,134
Maybe I am jealous.

418
00:14:35,829 --> 00:14:39,008
"...yet what is most distinct
about bottom-up investing

419
00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:42,011
is that it does not rely
on the fortitude of the economy

420
00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,947
or even a particular economic sphere,

421
00:14:43,971 --> 00:14:45,748
but on one particular company."

422
00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:47,750
- Are you getting any of that?
- No.

423
00:14:47,774 --> 00:14:48,852
I thought you were a business major.

424
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:51,688
When will you stop throwing that
in my face?

425
00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:52,722
Okay.

426
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:53,823
Let's try another book.

427
00:14:53,847 --> 00:14:55,191
No! I don't want to hear anymore

428
00:14:55,215 --> 00:14:56,326
of you reading to me.

429
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:59,295
Oh, you used to love it
when I read to you.

430
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:01,197
You could not get enough
of "The Dumb Bunnies."

431
00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:02,298
Do you remember that book?

432
00:15:02,322 --> 00:15:03,733
Yeah.

433
00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,635
Too bad there's no
"Dumb Bunnies Teach Finance."

434
00:15:05,659 --> 00:15:07,504
This stuff might actually be fun
to learn.

435
00:15:07,528 --> 00:15:08,558
Yeah.

436
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:11,561
Yeah.

437
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:13,980
We should do that.

438
00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:15,712
Do what?

439
00:15:15,736 --> 00:15:17,447
We should write a book on finance

440
00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:19,749
that's fun and so simple that even kids

441
00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:22,051
and bozos like us could understand it.

442
00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:23,786
I mean, we can't be the
only ones going through this.

443
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,288
There's gotta be
stupider people out there.

444
00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:27,457
- There could be.
- Yeah.

445
00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:29,459
Th-This really could be a thing.
I'm serious.

446
00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:31,928
Yeah, we just need a cute mascot
to teach this stuff.

447
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:33,834
- Mm.
- Like some animal that sounds

448
00:15:33,859 --> 00:15:35,344
good with finance.

449
00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:37,267
Flounder.

450
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,902
Fred the Financial Flounder

451
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:41,383
'cause people are floundering
with their money.

452
00:15:42,095 --> 00:15:44,974
Yeah, or how about this...

453
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:47,377
"Banking With the Buttronauts."

454
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:48,778
I think we all laughed at Flounder.

455
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:50,713
Oh, come on! I draw them awesome,

456
00:15:50,737 --> 00:15:52,515
and they're already trademarked.

457
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:53,816
You trademarked the Buttronauts?

458
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,718
Um, hello? I'm a business major.

459
00:15:55,742 --> 00:15:57,387
I just don't know how wide an appeal

460
00:15:57,411 --> 00:15:58,855
butt astronauts would have.

461
00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:00,223
Butts are funny,

462
00:16:00,247 --> 00:16:01,925
and astronauts garner respect.

463
00:16:01,949 --> 00:16:04,027
People will love learning from them.

464
00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:05,895
- Butts are funny.
- Yeah.

465
00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:07,730
We could have a...
an accountant Buttronaut.

466
00:16:07,754 --> 00:16:08,998
He could wear glasses.

467
00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:10,400
Glasses on a butt... I don't know.

468
00:16:10,424 --> 00:16:11,267
I do know.

469
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,535
Glasses on a butt is gold.

470
00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:13,836
But butts don't have noses.

471
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,204
What's holding the glasses up?

472
00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:17,740
The crack is a
perfect substitute for the nose.

473
00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:19,909
It is right in the middle
of the butt face, as it were.

474
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,778
A nose goes out. A crack goes in.

475
00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:22,845
It can't hold glasses.

476
00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:23,913
You're thinking three-dimensionally,

477
00:16:23,937 --> 00:16:25,715
but in a book, cracks and noses

478
00:16:25,739 --> 00:16:26,983
have equal depth. I mean, wow.

479
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,384
This is all falling into place.

480
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:30,820
Okay, so we need to write it
on the most basic level.

481
00:16:30,844 --> 00:16:33,256
Something so easy, even a kid
could understand it.

482
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,223
How do we do that?

483
00:16:34,247 --> 00:16:35,291
Well, first you have to understand it

484
00:16:35,315 --> 00:16:36,292
on an adult level.

485
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:37,527
How do we do that?

486
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,208
Hey, Rusty, I need you to get
over here as soon as you can.

487
00:16:52,232 --> 00:16:53,610
I gotta talk to you about something.

488
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,878
Sure, just give me the address again.

489
00:16:55,902 --> 00:16:56,879
What the hell?

490
00:16:56,903 --> 00:16:58,281
What are you doing in my basement?

491
00:16:58,305 --> 00:16:59,315
Oh.

492
00:16:59,339 --> 00:17:00,683
Well, I certainly taking pictures

493
00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:02,919
to put on Zillow.

494
00:17:02,943 --> 00:17:04,120
I need to know

495
00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:05,421
where you got that necklace.

496
00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:06,689
Oh. Does she not like it?

497
00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:07,624
'Cause I can't give it back.

498
00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,459
Oh, yeah? Why's that?

499
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,127
Well, it was given to me.

500
00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:12,161
It was given to you, huh?

501
00:17:12,185 --> 00:17:13,849
Yeah. Dad gave it to me.

502
00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:15,632
What?

503
00:17:15,656 --> 00:17:17,367
Remember when I got kicked out
of the Marines

504
00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:19,636
and I came back and lived with Dad?

505
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,737
Well, I saw the necklace,

506
00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:21,971
and I asked if I could have it

507
00:17:21,995 --> 00:17:24,173
so I can give it to my daughter someday.

508
00:17:24,197 --> 00:17:26,609
But it looks like I'm never
gonna have a daughter of my own,

509
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:27,577
so...

510
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:29,379
Well, you don't know that for sure.

511
00:17:29,403 --> 00:17:31,014
Eh, I'm 50.

512
00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:32,548
You know, at this point,
I pretty much know

513
00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,851
I don't have a family in my future.

514
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,519
That's why I came back from Tampa,

515
00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:37,887
to be closer to you.

516
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:39,122
Yeah, I was lonely,

517
00:17:39,146 --> 00:17:41,491
but then I realized
that I do have a family.

518
00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:42,892
You guys are my family.

519
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:45,777
That's why I gave Beth the necklace.

520
00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:46,863
Who's Beth?

521
00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:48,331
That's your daughter. Beth.

522
00:17:48,355 --> 00:17:49,666
Her name is Sue.

523
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,567
Oh, I thought that was
the little one's name.

524
00:17:51,591 --> 00:17:52,969
- He's a boy.
- Huh.

525
00:17:52,993 --> 00:17:55,004
You never heard of a boy named Sue?

526
00:17:55,028 --> 00:17:56,239
I heard of the song.

527
00:17:56,263 --> 00:17:58,741
That's a song?

528
00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:00,610
Anyway, it was an extravagant gift

529
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:02,378
that came out of nowhere, so...

530
00:18:02,402 --> 00:18:03,613
Well, I just thought she should have it.

531
00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:04,781
She deserves it.

532
00:18:04,805 --> 00:18:06,215
I mean, things are tough enough for her

533
00:18:06,239 --> 00:18:09,118
going through life
with a boy's name, you know?

534
00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:11,032
Plus, Mom would've wanted it that way.

535
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:12,789
What do you mean?

536
00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,223
Well, it was Mom's.

537
00:18:14,247 --> 00:18:16,078
She wore it all the time.
Don't you remember?

538
00:18:16,616 --> 00:18:18,594
Yeah, I thought you'd remember.

539
00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:21,334
Ahh. You had more years
with her than I did.

540
00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:23,755
You know, I was always
kinda jealous about that.

541
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:27,136
Rusty.

542
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,172
That was a very nice thing to do.

543
00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:32,775
Well, doggone it
if I don't look at her face

544
00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:34,638
and see Mom every time.

545
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:36,112
You must see that.

546
00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:37,246
Oh, yeah.

547
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,642
Yeah, I do.

548
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:45,521
Listen, um, I think that I judge
you too harshly sometimes,

549
00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:47,023
and, uh, that's not really fair.

550
00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:48,491
You're my brother, but I don't always...

551
00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:50,226
Oh, Mike, you don't have to do that.

552
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,327
We're family.

553
00:18:51,351 --> 00:18:53,429
We don't have to say words.

554
00:18:53,453 --> 00:18:55,631
Plus, we have that bond.

555
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,266
Like right now.

556
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,568
Are you getting that?

557
00:18:58,592 --> 00:19:00,436
Doing that telepathy thing.

558
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,639
I'm telling you, "Get me a beer."

559
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,408
Let's go. I'll buy you one.

560
00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:07,276
Hey! It worked!

561
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,078
That's the first time it ever worked.

562
00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:11,714
Rusty, for all his crazy ideas,

563
00:19:11,738 --> 00:19:13,382
sometimes has a good one.

564
00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:15,952
He wasn't wrong...
when it comes to family,

565
00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:17,920
you don't have to say the words.

566
00:19:17,944 --> 00:19:19,515
You can just be.

567
00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:23,159
Okay, new plan...
we're not getting anywhere

568
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:24,949
with the books. We're visual learners.

569
00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:28,197
What does that mean?
It means we learn from TV,

570
00:19:28,221 --> 00:19:30,967
so I got a movie I heard
is all about finance.

571
00:19:30,991 --> 00:19:32,535
We just pop it into that bad boy,

572
00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:34,137
and we are good to go.

573
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:38,708
It's called "Wolf of Wall Street."

574
00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,209
Oh.

575
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,467
"These gifts are just a hint
of my feelings for you.

576
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,869
There's so much I want to say,

577
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,637
but I need to say it in person.

578
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,640
Meet me at the fountain
at the park tomorrow, 2:00.

579
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,275
I can't wait."

580
00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:05,699
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