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What a shit tip!

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Neighbours have been complaining for weeks.

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He was a hoarder, apparently.

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Get away(!)

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- It stinks.
- You'll get used to it.

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We've had worse than
this, haven't we, Keith?

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Oh, yes! This is a
veritable potpourri

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compared to Stanley Gardens.

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Oh, no, that was bad.

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Widow, been there 18
months, nothing left of her.

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Just a pile of old lady
porridge on the settee.

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With a hat on top.

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Whoa, that's rank.

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That's the job, Mary.

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You never know what lies in wait.

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I have to say, you don't strike me as a Mary.

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People call me Maz.

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And you DO strike me as a Mary,
if you don't mind me saying.

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Why, because I wear glasses?

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- Basically, yes. - The gentleman's
name was Frank Meggins, 68 years old.

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He fell through a glass coffee
table and bled out, apparently.

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Urgh! Are you going to have
to change those floorboards?

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Yeah. We're also doing a probate
valuation and document search.

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Mr Meggins had no living relatives, so,

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any clues will be beneficial
to sorting out the estate.

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Yeah, because someone will be dying
to get their hands on all of this

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- crap, won't they?
- Someone DID die, Mary.

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That's why we're here.

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Look at this! It looks like
Frank's numbers came up.

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What?! He won the lottery?!

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Looks like it. Maybe he was
a bit of a Howard Hughes,

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but without the germ phobia, obviously.

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Why would you live in
a council flat full of shit

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- if you're a millionaire?
- Show some respect.

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Sorry, Keith.

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But seriously, 3.5 mil.

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I would be like, Ferrari, massive
mansion, special edition Yeezies.

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- What's that?
- Trainers.

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Oh, right, yeah. Push
the boat out, why don't you

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A boat, why not!

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Although my dad did say, "If it
flies, floats or fucks, rent it."

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That's enough!

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Nick, go and show her how
to bag up the kitchen waste.

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I'll make a start on this Jenga.

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- He's a barrel of laughs, isn't he
- Keith's all right.

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He means well.

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He's had a hard life.

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I heard his son's got M & S.

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MS. He's...

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A rent boy?

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No...

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- What? No! He's in a wheelchair.
- Oh!

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He's got a lot on his plate. Here.

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Lesson one - no matter who you are,

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people always have the same
things in their kitchen cupboards.

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Kidney beans.

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Peaches in syrup.

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Half a box of icing sugar.

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But not everyone has...

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- ..a dead rat.
- Urgh, get that away from me, man!

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- These need to be double-bagged, here.
- I'm not touching that.

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Come on, you can't be
squeamish in this job!

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Ugh.

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Oh...

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- Hurry up, man!
- All right.

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Good.

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You can put Roland by the front door.

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- Roland?
- Never mind. It's from the '80s.

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- Is it locked?
- Jesus!

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Are you trying to kill me?

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Yes.

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Look, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

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I don't know. What are you thinking?

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3.5 million.

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Try this. 17-04-50.

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It's his wife's date of birth.

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Clever clogs.

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- Is that it?
- Packages and a VHS.

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What's a VHS?

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It's from the '80s.

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I assume you were trying to find
a passport or will or some such?

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Exactly. We were just
trying to find his prostate.

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Probate.

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"Danger, do not open."

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Shall we open it?

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Of course. How can we not?

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It's better that we
have the full picture.

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Is that it?

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I bet it's full of drugs.

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- Smash it open.
- It feels pretty solid.

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Probably sentimental value.

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Why did it have "danger" written on it?

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We need to find a player for this.

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Maz, you look in there.
Nick, check the kitchen.

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I don't even know what I'm looking for.

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Oh, I just had a horrible thought.

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What if it's home-made pornography?

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I'm not sure I want to see old
Frank going at it with his fat wife.

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Keep it clean, you two.

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That's ironic!

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We just found a rat in here.

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- Dead or alive?
- Dead.

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We double-bagged it.

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- Good.
- Wish it WAS alive.

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Be less paperwork.

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Found it.

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There's nowhere to sit.

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By the time you see this
message, I hope to be free.

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Free from this terrible curse
that I've brought upon myself

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through greed and vanity.

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It's like Jackanory.

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- Don't tell me - '80s?
- Yep.

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Inside this package is an
object that has ruined countless lives,

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including mine.

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I got it many years ago for a small
fortune from a holy man in Jaipur.

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He got ripped off there. He could
have got it from IKEA for a tenner.

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- Quiet!
- He told me that this artefact

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would grant the bearer three wishes,

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which would transform my life.

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And, for a while, it did.

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But after what happened to Brenda...

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If you find this package, I urge you,

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I implore you, do not open it.

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Send it away, destroy it.

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Our lives are ruled by fate,

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and those who interfere with
fate do so to their sorrow.

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No, he's not going to...

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That's very sad.

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I mean, where's social
services in all this, eh?

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Nobody cares any more.

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What's up?

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You heard what he said.

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That thing is dangerous.

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Oh, come on, Nick, he was clearly
delusional. He's lost his wife

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and he couldn't accept it.
It's classic displacement.

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Blaming a rabbit ornament
isn't going to bring her back.

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- It's a hare.
- So?

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Hares are associated with witchcraft
and trickery in almost every culture

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- in the world.
- How do you know?

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Because I did a PhD in
ethnology and folklore.

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Then, why are you here acting
as a glorified binman?

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Because it didn't get
me anywhere, did it?

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Like having a degree in washing-up.

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- Yeah, but, still. - Well, let's
just say I made some bad choices.

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Oh! YOU were a rent boy!

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He was an alcoholic.

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Am an alcoholic.

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It never goes away.

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Fortunately, there are people
willing to give you a second chance.

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Hm.

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Look, why don't we put the
man's property back in the safe, eh?

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This glorified binman thinks
we've wasted enough time as it is.

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Guys, come here a second.

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You don't double-bag a live rodent.

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- It was dead. - Really? - Yeah.
I know a dead rat when I see one.

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It's all right! We all make mistakes.

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- I wished for it. - What? - Just now,
in there, I was holding the statue,

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I said, "I wish it was alive,
it would be a lot less paperwork."

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- Nick, calm down.
- No, he's right, he did.

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Damn. That means we've
only got two wishes left.

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- What do you mean?
- Well, you've used yours, you wished

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- for the rat to come alive.
- What? I was just making a joke.

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- That's YOUR problem, mate. - I
could have had anything in the world

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- and I've ended up with a pet rat?!
- Well, it's very domesticated,

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- very clean.
- Well, you have it, then! - Excuse me.

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Sorry. Couldn't concentrate.

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Look, Nick, what we're dealing
with here is an old man,

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possibly with undiagnosed dementia,
who had a run of bad luck.

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Is one explanation. But
consider this. Maz?

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This is Frank's wife, Brenda.

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I'm not being rude but
she's a bit of a...

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- She's overweight.
- Yes, she's a beast.

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I think the word is obese.

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Anyway, within six months, she
gets ill and ends up looking like this.

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She had cancer, yes,
that's what happens.

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But here in Frank's diary, "Brenda
upset about her weight again.

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"Poor sausage. I wish there
was a way I could help her."

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- Poor sausage? - You see? He
wished for her to be thin,

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- she gets cancer, weight drops off,
she dies. - How could you even...?

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That's just sick.

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All right, look at this.

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3rd of September, back from India.

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12th of September, wins the Lottery.

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- You've said all this.
- 29th of September,

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sends his brother on a luxury
holiday to the Florida Keys.

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- So?
- Where he dies in a boating accident.

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- See?
- What?

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Every wish backfires.
It's throughout folklore.

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There's no way around it. After
his wife dies, he sells the big house

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in Highgate, he moves in here,

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starts frittering away his
money buying crap off eBay.

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That's because he was a
hoarder. It's an illness.

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It's because he was trying
to get rid of it by buying the

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most innocuous things.
The money is cursed.

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This is just story-fying, Nick.
You've developed an overactive

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imagination cos of your
fairy-tale degree.

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Have you been drinking the
antibacterial hand wash again?

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I did that once!

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All right, then, so,
what was his third wish?

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- I don't know. - Look, my point
is, we've got two wishes left,

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what are we going to use them on?

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Well, I wish we could just go
back to work and get this job done.

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- That's not going to happen now, is it?
- No.

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- You have to be holding it.
- Oh.

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Come on.

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I know what we should do.

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We should wish for unlimited wishes.

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- It won't work.
- What? How do you know?

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It never does. You can't
wish for anything

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that would alter the structure
of the wishing system itself.

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Can you make a start on
those floorboards, please?

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I've got an ATP fluorescence
booked in at 12 tomorrow.

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I need that room spotless.

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Grab that.

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Why don't we just ask for shitloads
of money, like, 50 million each?

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That's exactly what Frank did,
look what happened to him.

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Just a stain to get rid of.

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The wish-granter is always vengeful.

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If you're greedy, you pay the price.

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Yeah, but it's like
the taxman, isn't it?

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I claimed for a Happy Meal
because I found a receipt

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in the trolley outside Tesco.
And he never came after me.

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I don't think you can compare
fate to the Inland Revenue.

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I wish for £93,000, please.

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- What are you doing?!
- What?

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That was very carefully thought out.

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- Not too much, but enough to make
a difference. - Give me that. - Why?

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- You're an idiot.
- Everything all right?

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Yeah, we're just sorting
out the floorboards.

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You should not have
wished for that money, Maz.

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- Well, what, then?
- I don't know, something harmless.

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- An activity.
- An activity like what?

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Skydiving? Yeah, cos that
would end well, wouldn't it?

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Don't say I didn't warn you.

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When will I get it, anyway?

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- What do you mean? - Well, when you
wished for your rat, it was instant.

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- It's not my rat.
- I'm just saying,

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how long will it be
before I get my money?

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What?!

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Tut!

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What have you got there, Keith?

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Oh, I've come across some
of Frank's Lottery winnings.

244
00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:19,640
It looks like he didn't
spend it all, after all.

245
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:22,000
And what are YOU doing with it?

246
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:24,320
Well, you know the procedure, Nick.

247
00:19:24,321 --> 00:19:27,480
This money has to be
secured and taken off the property

248
00:19:27,481 --> 00:19:30,240
- as soon as possible.
- By stuffing it in your coat pockets?

249
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,560
I thought it would be safer
that way. But you're right.

250
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,800
Best keep it all in one place.

251
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,760
What's going on?

252
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,320
Keith has found some money.

253
00:19:41,321 --> 00:19:43,480
Yes, looks to be in the region of £100,000.

254
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:46,920
93. It's mine, I just wished for it.

255
00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,360
You do talk some rubbish, Mary.

256
00:19:49,361 --> 00:19:52,640
This money was just here,
nobody wished for it.

257
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:54,560
Well, how do you explain the rat?

258
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:59,400
I can assure you, there's more
than one rat on this property, Nick,

259
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:02,200
they're everywhere. Now,
if you'll excuse me.

260
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,440
You're not going.

261
00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:06,440
- What?
- That's my money.

262
00:20:06,441 --> 00:20:09,280
- You're not taking it. - Maz!
- It belongs to me!

263
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,800
Maz! Come back!

264
00:20:15,801 --> 00:20:17,160
Get the fuse box.

265
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,440
Maz!

266
00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:23,800
Listen to me.

267
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,440
If you take that money...

268
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,680
something terrible will happen to you.

269
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,440
I know you're spooked.

270
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,560
But that money is not yours.

271
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,880
There's no point hiding.

272
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,760
There's only three rooms.

273
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,560
Don't come any closer!

274
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:24,480
- Maz. - I'm warning you, don't move,
or I'll turn you both into cushions.

275
00:21:24,481 --> 00:21:26,240
What?

276
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,440
It's the first thing
that came into my mind.

277
00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:30,200
Think about what I said.

278
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:33,960
You're being greedy. Remember the
Happy Meal in the Tesco's trolley.

279
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,120
- It's not the same thing!
- I'm sorry, you've lost me now.

280
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:41,720
Maz, you don't know what
your fate has in store.

281
00:21:41,721 --> 00:21:45,200
It could be that you ARE
going to be really rich.

282
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:51,000
Don't meddle with it. Just
let it be a surprise.

283
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,840
Thanks for the warning,
Nick, but I know what I want.

284
00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,760
I don't like surprises.

285
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,120
- Oh...
- Jesus.

286
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,080
Don't touch anything, Nick,

287
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:30,280
you don't want to
contaminate the evidence.

288
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,200
We've still got one wish left.
I could wish for Maz to come back

289
00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:38,600
- to life. - Nick. - But then
she'd be brain-damaged, of course,

290
00:22:38,601 --> 00:22:41,280
just like in The Monkey's Paw, when
the son comes back all mangled.

291
00:22:41,281 --> 00:22:42,560
Nick, Nick, you're babbling.

292
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,760
Why don't you go home
now and I'll sort this?

293
00:22:44,761 --> 00:22:46,640
- Yeah, but what about Maz?
- She's gone.

294
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,160
She's gone. It was an
accident at work, we both saw it.

295
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,560
I'll alert the authorities,
I'll take the money back

296
00:22:56,561 --> 00:22:59,480
to the office and in the
morning I'll reassign the case, OK?

297
00:22:59,481 --> 00:23:00,840
Yeah, will you, though?

298
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,080
What do you mean?

299
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,800
Take the money back?

300
00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:08,440
I saw what you were doing with it.

301
00:23:08,441 --> 00:23:09,920
I explained all that.

302
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:12,680
Keith, I've known you 12 years.

303
00:23:12,681 --> 00:23:14,280
Don't lie to me, please.

304
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,160
OK.

305
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,240
OK, 50/50.

306
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,120
- What? - We'll split it, 45 grand
each. No-one knew it ever existed,

307
00:23:25,121 --> 00:23:28,120
- it's not a crime. - Keith, I don't
want anything to do with that money,

308
00:23:28,121 --> 00:23:30,920
- we've got to get rid of it, burn it!
- I can't burn it, Nick!

309
00:23:30,921 --> 00:23:33,400
This money is a godsend to me.

310
00:23:33,401 --> 00:23:35,560
This could pay for Charlie's operation.

311
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,520
Yes. Yes, maybe.

312
00:23:39,521 --> 00:23:42,080
In the stories, people
always make self-serving wishes,

313
00:23:42,081 --> 00:23:44,400
use it for something good,
there'll be no retribution.

314
00:23:44,401 --> 00:23:46,120
There's no such thing as wishes!

315
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,760
There is no magic,
there's no short cuts!

316
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,720
If you hadn't found that stupid
video, Maz would still be alive!

317
00:23:55,721 --> 00:23:57,880
We could have just done
this job and gone home.

318
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,480
Hang on a minute. We found
that video locked in the safe.

319
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,120
So?

320
00:24:06,121 --> 00:24:08,960
It was his suicide video.
Who put it there?

321
00:24:08,961 --> 00:24:12,400
- What are you trying to say?
- Maybe Frank isn't dead.

322
00:24:12,401 --> 00:24:14,760
- Frank is dead, Nick.
- Yes, but how do you know?

323
00:24:14,761 --> 00:24:16,360
Because I killed him!

324
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,040
The trouble with these
old properties is...

325
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,040
they're deathtraps.

326
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,040
Especially...if you've been drinking.

327
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,800
I'd heard rumours there
might be money here.

328
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,520
The neighbours have been in,
complaining about the smell.

329
00:25:01,521 --> 00:25:03,160
So I arranged a home visit.

330
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,560
I told Frank about Charlie...

331
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,080
asked him if he could help
me out, but he wouldn't listen.

332
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,040
We argued.

333
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:18,720
I lost my temper.

334
00:25:18,721 --> 00:25:19,920
Next thing I know...

335
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,520
he was dead.

336
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,240
So, you see, Nick,

337
00:25:27,241 --> 00:25:30,880
it's got nothing to do
with your stupid wishes.

338
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,680
I am so hungry.

339
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,920
I don't know what's
happened to all my food.

340
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,360
Frank?

341
00:26:23,361 --> 00:26:26,360
- What are you doing here?
- This is my flat.

342
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,520
Where else am I going to go?

343
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,000
But you're dead!

344
00:26:35,001 --> 00:26:38,400
I had some tinned peaches in here somewhere.

345
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,200
I know you, don't I?

346
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,840
You came from the council.

347
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,080
One minute you're trying
to help me, and the next...

348
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,040
you're pushing me
through a glass coffee table.

349
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,960
Yes, sorry about that.

350
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,440
- I have a son, you see.
- Yes, I remember you saying.

351
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,040
We try and help the ones we love.

352
00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:09,000
I understand that.

353
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,720
I tried to help my wife,
but it didn't work out.

354
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,560
I also wished to be
rich, and now look at me.

355
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,080
What was your third wish, Frank?

356
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,600
I thought you'd have
guessed that by now.

357
00:27:27,601 --> 00:27:31,240
What's the point of being
rich if you can't live forever?

358
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,520
So that videotape...

359
00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:39,600
Oh, I've tried countless times
to end it all, but I can't.

360
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,480
Like a bad penny, I keep coming back.

361
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,840
It's a living hell,
and I'm trapped in it.

362
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,600
Don't make the same mistake I made.

363
00:27:50,601 --> 00:27:52,680
Be careful what you wish for.

364
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,440
Here.

365
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,360
This belongs to you.

366
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,720
Thank you.

367
00:28:06,721 --> 00:28:07,960
I'll make us some tea.

368
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,960
KEITH!

369
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,280
Here you go.

370
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,120
You've got a visitor.

371
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,720
- Charlie?
- Look, Daddy, I can walk!

372
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,280
Oh!

373
00:28:42,281 --> 00:28:44,360
I wished it for you, Keith.

374
00:28:44,361 --> 00:28:46,640
It's what you deserve.

375
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,200
Oh, my boy, my beautiful boy.

376
00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:51,040
Daddy?

377
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:52,680
What's that smell?

378
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,400
Oh, no.

379
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,400
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