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Previously, on Let's Get Physical.

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I'm donating your eight million
dollar inheritance to the

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winning gym of the Competitive
Aerobics Championship.

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- What?
- Our bodies our temples.

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My body's a dive bar.

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- You're saying your gym can beat my gym?
- It's time for a rematch.

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The Craigslist ad is
live, we're going to be

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swimming in spandex women.

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To the best friends
a guy could ever have.

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- Yeah.
- I could not

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have taken on Barry without you.

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To staying positive and

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Testing negative!

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Who wants a whiskey shot? Whiskey
shot, whiskey shot, whiskey shot,

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whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

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Bar car, enhance drunk times.

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Whiskey body please,

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thank you.

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You're so great bar
car, you're the best.

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You're the best.

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I bet Barry doesn't have a bar car,

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probably has a kale
car, or protein mobile.

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Oh, I know.

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End sleep cycle.

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Hello, who is this, it's 3:00 a.m.

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Yeah, this is Gary Maldinado

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from the, uh, local national observer.

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Do you care to comment
on the recent murder?

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What, who-who got murdered?

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You did bitch in front of your
minions, Joe Force is back!

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- ? Let's get physical, physical ?
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -

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You have left me quite a task.

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Hard to believe that our
son has gotten even dumber.

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Do you remember when we first met,

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oh I was just a young Brit,

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poised to win my first
international beauty competition.

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When a young, strapping,
left-handed knocked on my door.

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You told me what Mary
Kate Murray had done,

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to make up for that appalling
Copacabana dance she did,

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you know with the ridiculous fruity hat.

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Did we panic?

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No.

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Oh no, we fell in love.

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Trying to find another
way to win, we always won.

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We were a team, we did it together,

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I was a young girl full of dreams.

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But when they placed
that tiara on my head,

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I became a woman with a vision.

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Do any of you remember what
happened after 3:00 a.m.?

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Now... now I'm sure you
all have a lot of questions

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twirling in your minds.

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Did last night's celebration
turn into an orgy,

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with your best friends mother?

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When Joseph finds out do
you think he might want to

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murder you all with a cinder block?

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Or is today the day the Guns
Van Bovi officially breaks up?

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The answer to all three
is a resounding yes.

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Well I'm going to make sure
that Joseph fulfills his destiny

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as head of the family and I
am not going to let any of you

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disgusting freeloaders get in his way.

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And by the way, you came too quick.

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You were limp, until
Gout took his clothes off,

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and you have an innie penis,
and none of you made me squeal

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so I suggest you all leave
quickly, quicker than you came.

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Uh Clarence, Snacks, that was fantastic.

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Sorry about the music,
my band's supposed

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to be here but they're running late.

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They're running alright.

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Ah, you guys seem like a real team,

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how long you been together?

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Uh, we met out in the parking lot.

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Wow that is impressive.

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I'd love to see you in some
spandex and show you some moves.

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You better slow down
because you can't hire them

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until we've reviewed their applications.

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Clarence Carter, mmm, age 30-ish,

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email, ihadfiveonitindoweed@clarence69.com

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Oh, it says here that your
last employment was as a

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line cook at the Norfolk
Institution for Men?

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That's right ma'am I did a
short stint for check fraud okay,

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but ever since then I've
been a law abiding Craig head.

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Ex-con and a drug addict, no you may go.

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No Mom-Mom, Craig head,
uh, it's Craigslist,

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he found our ad on Craigslist.

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Uh, yeah, it's fine.

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Uh, Snacks, uh, you
only wrote down Snacks.

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- Mmm.
- See, when I was just a little man,

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you know my mom
couldn't afford a sitter,

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you know what I'm saying, so she used to

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leave me in a room with a bowl
of water on the floor and...

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and a box of snacks.

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Oh my, that's so horrible, I'm so sorry.

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I'm playin' with you man, come on man.

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I robbed my high school snack
shop, you know what I'm sayin'

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started my own mobile shop
baby, self-made, come on.

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Well you can leave now
and make sure you don't

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steal anything on your way out.

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Whoa, hold up, hold up.

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Let me popcorn shrimp
this for you right quick.

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- Excuse me, you're going to what?
- Ah...

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Explain myself lady.

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Look Metrix is handing
out a month-long membership

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to every dancer in town.

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Now Snacks and I, we're pretty
much a package deal right.

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- Fact.
- So,

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not only we the best dancers
you're going to see today

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we are probably the only dancers
you're going to see today.

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Well let me give you a
kernel of popcorn shrimp,

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Fitness by Force has never
hired criminals for their team

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and we're not about to start now, so

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I suggest you leave now.

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What are you doing?

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If we hired them, we'd be
one girl short of a full team.

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Well once I assemble a team that
is not comprised of delinquents,

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we're going to have to train everyday

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and we're going to have to
start crafting a press campaign

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that supports your comeback.

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Approaching this like a stupid pageant

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is exactly how we lose.

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Didn't you witness my
comeback last night?

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That was amazing and unexpected.

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And that's how we win dad's money,

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with unexpected dancers like those two.

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When your father was coaching our teams,

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they were training a year in advance.

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Now, regionals, only a month away

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and I need aerobic athletes to coach.

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Oh, you're never going to
be the coach of this team.

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The mascot maybe, the Jumping
Janet, or the Raging Queen.

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No, now look I am not your help
or your mascot, I am your mother,

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and your coach. Where are you going?

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I'm going to find out
where my band is drinking

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and then I'm going to the Metrix
to steal some of Barry's dancers,

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'cause screw him!

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Remember my fellow aerobians,
there is no judgment here.

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- Don't do that, don't do that.
- Uh-huh.

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We breathe as one, we work as one.

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That's amazing-ly annoying to look at.

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Eliminated, please go home.

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Eliminated, dimples uneven.

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No, please Mr. Cross don't cut me.

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I've wanted this my whole life.

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We just started the team last night.

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Okay, I wanted this since last night.

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Aerobics judges look
for symmetry not this...

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Picasso thing you got
going on here, respectfully.

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Alright, rhythmic monkey
claps, five, six, seven, eight.

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Clap clap, clap clap
clap. Clap clap, up.

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This place is packed for tryouts.

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They can't use everyone,

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we'll just wait for a
good reject, like me.

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Bingo, a crying girl, my specialty.

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Only one person can make
someone cry like this.

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Barry Cross, trust me.

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Dear, what happened?

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He said my dimples were uneven.

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Honey, I used to compete in pageants

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and I can tell you without a doubt
that your smile would win them all.

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Unless of course I was
competing, in which case,

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runner-up is nothing to be ashamed of.

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Hey your crying, which
means you have emotions.

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- So I know you're not a Metrix robot.
- Mmm.

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Why don't you dance for us?

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She can't, she works for us.

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Oh, what are you worried about?

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You think my son's too
fat and lazy to win anyway.

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I'm not..

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I'm chubby and tired.

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How can you be sweating
just standing there?

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I'm wearing a jean jacket.

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Why don't you come and dance for us,

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we will offer you a
salary, stock options...

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Uh no, everyone who tried out
with us signed a non-compete clause

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so no one here can
legally dance with you.

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You should go get ready
for your shift. Choo choo.

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Look you can keep your pretty
little internet minions,

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but every great dancer
was once an underdog

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that needed to be discovered.

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Great, why don't you go
discover someone else to harass.

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Come on, Mom.

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I'm so glad we broke up.

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Bye!

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My lioness.

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I love watching you
track and hunt our prey,

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- it gets me so turned on.
- Mmm.

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Well, the last one to
the office, is the bottom.

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Oh no, my shoes are
untied I have to run slowly

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'cause I'm going to be a bottom
when I have sex with my wife!

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- _
- Hey Joe, it's Gout.

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Me and the band got your messages
sorry we've been ghosting you.

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As you probably know,
we were on our way back

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to McDappy's when your
mom told us what happened.

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We just couldn't believe it,

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we've even pulled over to figure it out.

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I smelled Rick's dick,
Rick smelt my dick,

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then Andre smelt both of our
dicks, and we smelled his.

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Uh, it got real confusing
so we just went to IHOP.

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Anyway, I guess what
I'm trying to say is...

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we think we all banged your mom

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and we're sorry that
we're mother (BLEEP)ers.

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You f(BLEEP)ed my band?

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The whole band?

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Andre, Rick and Gout?

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His name is Gout!

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Oh yes, I remember Gout.
He was very aggressive.

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Do you know what they've
done on Kid Rock cruises?

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I had to get rid of them so you
could focus on winning our money.

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Mom, you don't have to f(BLEEP)
people to get rid of them.

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Oh, well, with those buffoons around,

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there was no way in the world
that you were ever going to win.

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I already am a winner.

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Well, here's another
way of looking at it.

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Are you?

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I swear that by the time this is over,

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I will return our family to glory again.

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Great. So you can be in charge of glory,

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and I will assemble the team
and I will coach them to victory.

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Why? So you can bang them too?

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No, no, no, no. I
will assemble the team,

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and I will coach us to victory.

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You can't even assemble a sandwich.

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You watch, by the end of today,
I will have assembled a team

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and they will be eating
sandwiches, that I made!

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Woo. Looking for dancers. Do you dance?

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- Do you want to dance? No, okay.
- Go away.

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Maybe somebody else will.

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- Oh, do you dance?
- Huh?

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No, no.

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You don't have to wad it up.

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- I want Navy Seal knees.
- _

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And Jane Fonda arms.

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I want fab foxy hands.

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And Richard Simmons ass.

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Hey, want a beef stick?

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- Eww.
- No, I want you to dance for a beef stick,

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like an actual beef stick. Okay, fine.

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Are you dancers? Do you dance?

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- Ah! Ah, come on,
- Get lost, buddy.

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just say no.

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The movie is called
"Perfect" for a reason.

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00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:42,220
Become one with these Jamie
Lee Curtis pelvic thrusts.

246
00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:44,921
Looking for dancers. Do you dance?

247
00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:46,658
Hey, I'm talking to you!

248
00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:48,736
Feel that control.

249
00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:51,887
Feel that raw sexuality.

250
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,571
Here you go, sonny.

251
00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:57,211
Hey baby, you dance?

252
00:12:57,394 --> 00:12:59,421
_

253
00:13:01,629 --> 00:13:03,940
Good natural intracellular viscosity.

254
00:13:03,946 --> 00:13:05,243
Oh, Barry...

255
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,634
Just a second, babe. I'm just
finishing up a jiggle test.

256
00:13:08,695 --> 00:13:10,696
Very little rippling. Very good, Okay.

257
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,209
I'm going to review
your soft spots report,

258
00:13:12,215 --> 00:13:13,578
and I'll have an answer
for you in the morning.

259
00:13:13,803 --> 00:13:16,305
- Thank you very much.
- You have perfect breasts

260
00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:17,931
and a perfect buttocks.

261
00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:20,831
She is perfect for mixed pairs.

262
00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:24,526
Baby, how is it that
you can finish a class,

263
00:13:24,532 --> 00:13:27,105
and still smell even
better than you did before?

264
00:13:27,111 --> 00:13:29,855
I mean, your... your
sexy sweat pheromones have

265
00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:32,276
my alpha-wolf senses jacked to the max.

266
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,964
That's a f(BLEEP)ing great
name for a supplement.

267
00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:37,077
Alpha-Wolf Max. Let's write that down.

268
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:41,251
You see, this... this rivalry with
Joe has my primal instincts renewed.

269
00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:42,859
What's the matter? Something's wrong.

270
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,375
My instincts tell me something's wrong.

271
00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:46,904
I'm an intuitive man, something's
wrong. Oh, wait a minute.

272
00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:49,970
Honey, we haven't done our DOD
boards today. I'm so sorry, I...

273
00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:51,630
No, no. It's not about that.

274
00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:53,239
- That's what it is. I'm an idiot.
- No.

275
00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:54,630
I've been so up in my own head. Okay,

276
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:57,102
Cross Control, pull up our
Devotion of the Day boards.

277
00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:58,612
Devotion of the Day.

278
00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:02,000
Look into your partner's eyes,
and share what scares you the most.

279
00:14:02,006 --> 00:14:04,524
Ready? One, two, three.

280
00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,385
- Simple sugars.
- Being replaced.

281
00:14:06,503 --> 00:14:07,703
Wait, what?

282
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:10,471
Yeah, you wouldn't get it.

283
00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:12,774
Um, I'm going to go take a shower.

284
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:14,978
Alone.

285
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,641
You smell good.

286
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,647
_

287
00:14:23,018 --> 00:14:24,253
What are you doing here?

288
00:14:25,419 --> 00:14:27,330
I just wanted to meet
the team you assembled

289
00:14:27,336 --> 00:14:29,275
- and give them my blessing.
- Ah, well,

290
00:14:29,281 --> 00:14:31,910
they're out on a 5K run. Coaches orders.

291
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:37,301
Oh, so your, uh, training meal-plan

292
00:14:37,307 --> 00:14:40,431
is to feed them fast food after the run?

293
00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:43,735
Yup. It's a new weight
loss technique from Iceland.

294
00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:45,244
It's all the rage.

295
00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:48,018
Fine, there's no team.

296
00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:50,980
So, are you ready for some help?

297
00:14:52,153 --> 00:14:53,353
Yeah.

298
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,568
Good, well then, come with me.

299
00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:57,451
I need to show you something.

300
00:14:58,138 --> 00:14:59,886
- Can I eat?
- No.

301
00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:01,560
Well, I'm definitely going to change.

302
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,217
- Come on, I'm hungry.
- I told you.

303
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:07,815
Come on.

304
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:14,711
Oh, thank you, Mary.

305
00:15:14,717 --> 00:15:16,718
Oh, just such wonderful service.

306
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:19,437
That's why I always love coming here.

307
00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:20,835
Whatever, lady.

308
00:15:21,507 --> 00:15:23,915
- Mmm.
- Is this what you wanted to show me?

309
00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:25,931
Booze-less coffee and a dying waitress?

310
00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:28,537
Do you know who that waitress is?

311
00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:30,583
Don't tell me that's my real mother.

312
00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:31,825
Good god, no.

313
00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:35,083
My hips ache every time I
look at your swollen ham head.

314
00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:37,724
No, no, that was my old rival.

315
00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,737
My Barry Cross.

316
00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:43,157
Her name is Mary Kate Murray.

317
00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:45,650
Mom, what did you do to her?

318
00:15:45,656 --> 00:15:48,282
Cut her brake lines, spent
two months in the hospital.

319
00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:51,685
And now you come here in a disguise
and make her serve you fruit cups?

320
00:15:51,691 --> 00:15:53,302
Mom, that's horrible.

321
00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:56,770
Unlike this cantaloupe,
victory has no expiration date.

322
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,591
I mean, look at her...

323
00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:01,486
that's what losing looks like.

324
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:05,985
And this is what winning tastes like.

325
00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:09,016
Mmm.

326
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,923
See that bitch over there?

327
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,717
She comes in here once a week
in that Audrey Hepburn get up

328
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,107
and she thinks I don't recognize her.

329
00:16:15,113 --> 00:16:18,025
And every week I hock a loogie
in her goddamn cantaloupe.

330
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:19,231
Ugh.

331
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,105
I get it, I will work with you.

332
00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:27,456
But I will never forgive you
for sleeping with my band.

333
00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:30,291
Oh, Joseph, you've got so much to learn.

334
00:16:30,297 --> 00:16:32,986
Did you think that I cut her brakes,

335
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,066
do you think that I had carnal
knowledge with your band or...

336
00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:40,039
do you think that those were
all lies for the greater purpose?

337
00:16:40,045 --> 00:16:42,215
Are you saying that you
didn't have sex with my band?

338
00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:44,400
Yes, Joseph, that's
exactly what I'm saying.

339
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:47,207
I so want to be mad at you now,

340
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:50,033
but I can't because I'm impressed.

341
00:16:50,039 --> 00:16:52,750
Oh, we're going to be a team together,

342
00:16:52,756 --> 00:16:55,008
we need to trust each other, hmm?

343
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,214
No more lies.

344
00:16:56,717 --> 00:17:01,834
Fine, okay, you find a girl,
I'll get two more dancers

345
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,043
and then we'll meet
back at Fitness by Force.

346
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:09,366
Did you really believe that
your band would nail your Mummy?

347
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:11,858
Are you kidding, they'd
get into a fist fight

348
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,865
for a back alley blow job from Mary.

349
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:16,579
_

350
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,923
We now have finalists in every category.

351
00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:20,129
_

352
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:21,723
Minor's team.

353
00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:25,161
Finalists for the trios.

354
00:17:26,558 --> 00:17:29,845
I, of course, will crush Fat Joe
in the individual's competition.

355
00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:31,453
Now the only other category

356
00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:35,145
that's set in stone is mixed pairs.

357
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:41,631
Oh, I'm flattered.

358
00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:43,569
That would be a lot of fun actually

359
00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:46,279
but you need to focus on winning,

360
00:17:46,426 --> 00:17:49,050
and I will focus on managing, okay?

361
00:17:49,056 --> 00:17:50,974
Like that sexy Gerard Butler movie,

362
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:53,250
you run the empire
while I go off to war.

363
00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:54,456
Yeah.

364
00:17:54,462 --> 00:17:55,760
You think they CGI'd his abs?

365
00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:57,167
Oh, definitely, those are not real.

366
00:17:57,173 --> 00:17:59,536
Yeah, just think, you just go to
the gym, do the work, but no...

367
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,129
Cross Control, foreplay of the day.

368
00:18:02,135 --> 00:18:03,735
- Foreplay of the day.
- That's not a program.

369
00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:05,929
Beta testing. Log data.

370
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:13,098
Look into your partner's
eyes, and verbally arouse them.

371
00:18:13,104 --> 00:18:15,442
Oh, I wanna...

372
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,417
snort branched chain amino
acids off your gluteus Maximus

373
00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:21,019
and blow on your love bean.

374
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:26,799
I wanna... I wanna pluck
out your mustache hairs

375
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,307
- and choke you out with my thighs.
- Oh...

376
00:18:29,502 --> 00:18:30,702
I...

377
00:18:31,315 --> 00:18:32,792
I want to...

378
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,815
bench press your toned body

379
00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:38,357
and play Beethoven's
Fifth on your pubic patch.

380
00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:40,142
Oh my god, baby.

381
00:18:41,145 --> 00:18:44,821
I want to suck your eyeballs out

382
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:47,453
and spit them into a
f(BLEEP)ing dirty martini.

383
00:18:50,246 --> 00:18:52,570
Data log complete. I got to go.

384
00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:56,475
Suck my eyeballs out,
that would kill me.

385
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,255
_

386
00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:01,278
Good Tina, so I want you to start today.

387
00:19:01,284 --> 00:19:02,655
- Perfect.
- Good. We can...

388
00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:04,435
The crying car girl?

389
00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:06,560
Her name is Tina, and
I just hired her to be

390
00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:09,689
our new office manager and
your mixed pairs partner.

391
00:19:09,695 --> 00:19:11,302
Oh, what about the non-compete clause?

392
00:19:11,308 --> 00:19:13,010
After I got cut, I kind of freaked out

393
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:14,920
and choked Mr. Cross in his office.

394
00:19:15,411 --> 00:19:17,911
I have a bit of a temper.
Usually I have it under control,

395
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:19,521
but stress and emotional situations

396
00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,301
can trigger another Tina, a darker Tina.

397
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,002
I like you.

398
00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:27,278
But then he fired me and wiped away
all of my records from the Metrix.

399
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,496
So, who did you hire?

400
00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:31,910
Joe mother(BLEEP)ing Force.

401
00:19:32,386 --> 00:19:36,086
The dancing criminals, absolutely not.

402
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,175
Oh, so Snack stole some candy bars
and he can't be apart of the team.

403
00:19:39,181 --> 00:19:41,527
But you cut a woman's
brakes and that's okay?

404
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:44,221
- Mom, we're all criminals.
- Hey, hey, hey, check it out Judge Moody,

405
00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:46,562
after you kicked us out
we spent an entire day

406
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,153
watching aerobics videos on YouTube.

407
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:51,712
- Re-re-re-re-re-research!
- Re-re-research!

408
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:54,628
They worked, Mom.

409
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:56,706
Hi, I'm Geoff with a G,

410
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:58,713
and I'm stepping hot for
the Myrtle Beach per minute.

411
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,228
I like tight clothes and fast cars.

412
00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:04,900
I'm Larry from Las Vegas Legwarmers,

413
00:20:04,906 --> 00:20:08,767
- I like slots by day and squats by night.
- Let me try.

414
00:20:09,449 --> 00:20:12,557
Hi, I'm Tina and I
have hairless rescue cat

415
00:20:12,563 --> 00:20:15,251
and I've only had two sexual partners.

416
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,251
Damn it, Tina, you're
making me look bad.

417
00:20:18,112 --> 00:20:19,897
Are we really going to rely on that?

418
00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:23,841
Hey, Mom, it's trust, teamwork
and a whole lot of flare.

419
00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:26,908
Fine, they can join the team.

420
00:20:27,383 --> 00:20:28,721
But can you lead them?

421
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:33,174
Can I lead them, watch this!

422
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,877
- Ready, guys?
- Yeah.

423
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:37,471
- What-what?
- Yeah. Hell, yeah.

424
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,682
Here we go, and five, six, seven, eight.

425
00:20:40,688 --> 00:20:44,429
Fist pump, fist pump, jumping jacks,

426
00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:47,941
grape vine to the right,
jump, grape vine to the left,

427
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:52,043
jump and twist and ribs.

428
00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:54,335
All right, let's try
that again, are you ready?

429
00:20:54,341 --> 00:20:55,575
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Here we go,

430
00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:57,591
and five, six, seven, eight.

431
00:20:58,282 --> 00:21:00,281
On the next Let's Get Physical.

432
00:21:00,287 --> 00:21:03,254
My dad left us something
in a safe deposit box.

433
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,280
- What is this?
- What's in the box?

434
00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:06,600
You don't want to play hardball with me.

435
00:21:06,606 --> 00:21:08,062
Hardball, Foosball.

436
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,765
If I could guarantee that you walk away

437
00:21:09,771 --> 00:21:11,760
with four million
dollars, no matter what.

438
00:21:11,766 --> 00:21:13,297
No, no!

439
00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:16,796
The never before seen aerobics
move that I want to share with...

440
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,570
Yes!

441
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,512
Grandma's House

442
00:21:21,518 --> 00:21:26,518
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