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Whyyyyy?!

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My God.

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It had only been three days
since I left home

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and my dad was already 5150.

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It hurts so bad!

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What hurts so bad, Dad?

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My soul!

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Dad, stop, seriously.

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But you don't understand, Zo-Zo.

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The world is a dangerous place now!

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College is totally different
than when I was coming up.

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Okay, dude, you had Freaknik.

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? Shake them things, baby ?

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? Shake them things, baby ?

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? Shake, shake them things, baby ?

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? Shake them things, baby ?

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? Pop, pop ?...

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Lies!

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Propaganda!

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Freaknik never happened!

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Okay, there are YouTube videos,

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one of which I'm actually
pretty sure you're in.

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? Unh, unh, get it, get it ?

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? Unh, unh, get it, get it ?

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Okay, it was amazing.

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And there's not a day that goes
by that I don't think about it.

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But I don't want that for you!

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Dad, I don't want that for me.

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You know, I got to go.

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No! No, no, no, no, no.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Um, when you come home this weekend,

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can we watch
"The Breakfast Club" together?

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Dad, I'm not coming home this weekend.

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Aaaah!

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But that's our favorite!

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Don't forget about me!

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That was the song's one rule.

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Bye, Dad.

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Three days.

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Shell of a man.

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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?

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? I'm grown ?

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? Learn something new every day ?

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? I don't know know,
so I'ma feel my way ?

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? Got the weight of the world on me ?

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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?

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? Watch out world, I'm grown now ?

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- ? I'm grown ?
- ? You can tell me ?

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? My heart beating so loud ?

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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?

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? I'm grown ?

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I'd been in college for three days,

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and at that moment, there was no way

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my dad or anyone
couldn't have told me that

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I didn't already know
everything I needed to know

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to completely master this place

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the same way I had in high school.

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I knew it all.

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I knew that Ronald J. Winthrop
was our school founder,

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and that he dabbled in slavery.

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I knew that the Cal U
basketball team of 1958

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would get bodied by the Cal U
basketball team today.

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I knew that this
was the women's bathroom

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and also the men's bathroom.

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I knew this was the campus hot spot...

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this was the campus lame spot...

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and this was the campus dead spot.

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Hold on, Mom!

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Did you say Dad was gay or game?

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Gay or game?

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Hello?

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Damn it, Mom! Hello?!

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Ugh, hey.

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This reception is...

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But the one thing
I didn't know about college,

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that I'd never admit
to my dad or anybody else,

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was that in all actuality,

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I would soon discover
that I didn't know anything.

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Which was obvious because I was
enrolled in a midnight class

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that no one in their right mind
would ever want to be in.

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And I especially didn't know that

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the same film my dad begged
me to watch this weekend,

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the same film that ignited
our father-daughter bond,

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the film that taught me how to
apply lipstick with my boobs,

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would be way closer to
my real life than I ever knew.

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Good evening, everyone.

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If you're here for the Digital
Marketing Strategies class,

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you've come to the correct place.

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If you're here to inquire
about the listing for

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a mixed-breed litter of

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premature breech terrier puppies...

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You've also come to the correct place.

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I am Professor Dr. Charles Telphy.

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Okay, freeze.

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First of all, he's not a doctor,

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and the fact that he's a professor

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totally blows my mind.

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I knew Charlie as the weird guy
my dad works with.

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All we got to do is
plant some cocaine in her desk.

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I'm pregnant and I hate you!

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Okay.

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Somehow, he's managed
to keep his day job

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while teaching this class.

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As adjunct professor for
the midnight-to-2:00-AM

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"after-night-school" program,

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I welcome you to a unique,
new educational frontier.

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Most of our jobs don't allow us to

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go to school during normal hours.

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Whores.

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But the daylight belongs to the meek.

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The bold own the night.

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And with it, the future.

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We're just into tomorrow
before anyone else.

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Do you hear that?

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That's tomorrow happening today.

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Now, this syllabus right here

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is gonna break down the entire course

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starting with week one... drones.

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Week two, drones from the past.

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Week three, drones of the future.

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Basically, this will be
an all-drones class.

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- Why?
- 'Cause they arose me.

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So, just like "The Breakfast Club,"

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these six losers who I normally

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never would have even spoken to,

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would not only become my friends,

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but some of the closest people
to me in my life.

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Like Nomi... she's my boo.

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What the [Bleep] are you looking at?

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But it didn't exactly
start off that way.

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See, Nomi wasn't your typical
Jewish-American princess.

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In fact, she wasn't
your typical anything.

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She liked Rottweilers

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and moshing at
Swedish death-metal concerts.

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She was a liberated woman

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who didn't conform
to the boundaries or laws

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that her family, society,

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or 49 of the 50 states
deemed acceptable.

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And then there were these two.

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Hey, I'm Jazlyn! She's Skyler.

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Are you guys...

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- Twins?
- Totally.

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B.T. Dubs, your hair is everything.

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Despite their Simi Valley accent,

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the twins from
Tyler Perry's "The Shining"

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were actually from the hood.

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They were also
Cal U's hottest track recruits,

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which meant they were
judged about everything,

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just like the young, Black,
female athletes

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who came before them
were scrutinized about

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their speed, their bodies,
even their edges.

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But America's darlings
were a far cry from this guy,

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who had a different opinion
about America.

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This one's "Black Lives Matter,"
I got "I Can't Breathe,"

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"Michelle 2020,"
"Justice for Kalief Browder,"

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and "Free Assata Shakur."

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Oh, and what's the bracelet for?

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Um, that just...

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lets the EMTs know
that I have a peanut allergy.

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Aaron and I met
during freshman orientation.

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He was a super-hot sophomore
with a bunch of forearm tattoos

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who somehow, against all odds,
made a ducktail work.

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Seriously, that should not work, right?

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But questionable hair choices aside,

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he had big plans to change the world.

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Um, BSU's protesting the fact that Cal U

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is changing the blackboards
to whiteboards.

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Why would they do that?

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Here we go.

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This dude.

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Uh, is, uh, something funny, bro?

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Nah, we get it.

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You're, um, "woke."

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Baby Basquiat over here is Luca,

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the only freshman fly enough
to rock the same skirt as me

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and make me think about changing.

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But not everyone was a fan.

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Okay, my bad for
caring about the culture.

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Maybe I should be more like you

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and spend all my free time
ring shopping.

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But then when would you have
time to look for buttons?

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Dude, would you keep it down?

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This isn't the Magic Johnson Theatre.

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But it'd be cool if it were.

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He's a community entrepreneur.

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So that dude who was about to
get "World Starred" was Vivek,

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a first-generation Gujarati Indian

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born to a devoutly Hindu family.

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He was a straight-A student
and a National Merit Scholar,

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and he had big dreams

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of following in the footsteps
of his hero.

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No, not him.

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And thank God not him.

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Him.

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So, I'm pretty sure you're
wondering how a girl like me,

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with perfectly threaded
eyebrows and J.Law-level charm

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wound up in a midnight class

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full of puppies and meth addicts.

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Well, you weren't the only one.

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Uh, apparently some people
in the administration

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are scrutinizing over
the legitimacy of this class.

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Crazy, right?

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So, a survey will be going around.

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Per protocol, I have to step out.

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Feel free to talk amongst yourselves

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why you wanted to enroll in this class.

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And it would be greatly appreciated

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if you leave out any mention
of breech terrier puppies

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that may or may not actually be coyotes.

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Well, I know why I'm here.

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I enjoy taking classes
taught by Black professors.

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Unfortunately, he's one of them.

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But you... why... why are you here?

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Oh, no!

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Uh.

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Why am I here?

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- Yeah.
- Well, psht!

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Drones. I love 'em.

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This dude.

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Am I right?

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All the buttons?

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Sure.

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All right, so I'm not gonna lie,

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I'm not in this class
because I love drones.

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Although they are pretty cool.

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It's like we gave a bunch of
cameras to birds.

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But again, not why I'm here,

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and I'm not about to
put my business on blast

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to these six randos who
I'm stuck in drone class with.

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Well, I can't put
the real reason I'm in here.

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My uncle reads this.

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You know, Nomi, Cal U is where
I met your second aunt.

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Was she the one you lost to Hedonism II?

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Yeah.

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The rippin' and the tearin'.

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The rippin' and the tearin'.

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Nomi's uncle was Bert Parker,
the Dean of Students,

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and despite his eight failed marriages,

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he seemed oddly more preoccupied

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with Nomi finding the right guy

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than her finding the right class.

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Perhaps you'll find love here, too.

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Mm, hot tip,

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most of the young,
eligible Jewish guys...

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- Yeah?
- ...hang out right over there.

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We call that area "Little Boca."

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But unbeknownst to anyone
in her family...

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Nomi and her newfound sexual freedom

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had other things in mind.

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You know, I really have to
go to the bathroom.

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I had, like, some questionable sushi.

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- Oh.
- I'll be back.

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Okay.

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Oh!

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_

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So, I should just, uh,
put "drones," right?

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- Yeah, definitely, definitely.
- Okay.

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- Just a drone situation.
- Yeah.

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I think I might be a "drone" guy, too.

261
00:11:32,637 --> 00:11:35,538
Yes, Mummi, I've signed up
for the statistics club.

262
00:11:35,573 --> 00:11:37,139
Thank Auntie Beena
for the Ganesh statue.

263
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,673
It got here in one piece.

264
00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:41,076
And tell Puppa-Ji I'll call him
tonight to go over my classes,

265
00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:43,012
and before you ask,
they're all S.T.E.M....

266
00:11:43,047 --> 00:11:45,814
no arts, no humanities,
no physical activities.

267
00:11:45,849 --> 00:11:48,517
Yo, Vivek!

268
00:11:48,552 --> 00:11:49,985
Mom, let me call you back.

269
00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:51,753
I just saw some of
my engineering friends.

270
00:11:51,789 --> 00:11:54,155
Those were not his engineering friends.

271
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:56,458
I got Molly, I got Oxy, I got Roxy.

272
00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:58,693
I got Xanies, I got Percs, I got Addies.

273
00:11:58,729 --> 00:12:00,695
And this...

274
00:12:00,731 --> 00:12:02,597
This is a really strong decongestant.

275
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,232
So, Vivek grew up poor.

276
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,334
His parents wanted him
to be an engineer,

277
00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,803
and he did too,

278
00:12:07,838 --> 00:12:11,973
but he wasn't willing to wait
eight years to ball out.

279
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:15,843
A drug dealer?

280
00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:18,379
Hey, I'm not a drug dealer.

281
00:12:18,415 --> 00:12:20,181
I just get pills at
a lesser price from a guy

282
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:22,083
and sell them at a markup.

283
00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,717
I mean, it's not like I'm gonna
shoot you or anything.

284
00:12:24,854 --> 00:12:26,053
Unless you don't pay,

285
00:12:26,088 --> 00:12:27,521
then my boy Lil' Puppet
will definitely do it.

286
00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:29,990
Oh, my God, I'm totally a drug dealer.

287
00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:31,224
Yeah.

288
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,660
Lil' Puppet?

289
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:35,596
Oh, well.

290
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,030
So I'm assuming you guys
are putting "drones" too?

291
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,433
- Uh...
- Um...

292
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:43,136
You know those picture-perfect
Sports Illustrated cover girls?

293
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,371
Hello, girls.

294
00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:45,772
Hey, Dean Parker.

295
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,907
Well, don't judge a magazine
by the cover.

296
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:49,376
What is your bum-ass problem, girl?

297
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,244
Make up your damn mind, already.

298
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,346
Excuse me?

299
00:12:52,381 --> 00:12:54,581
Which class can I take
without you in it?

300
00:12:54,616 --> 00:12:56,416
Anything at UCLA.

301
00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:58,618
Bye, bitch.

302
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,186
Ugh!

303
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:05,825
Yep, under those smiles,
that's who they really were.

304
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,961
But as their father
always drilled into them,

305
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,129
no one wants two ratchet-ass girls

306
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,031
on the front of a cereal box.

307
00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:14,266
Kind of disagree with your pops.

308
00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:16,902
That might actually bring Wheaties back.

309
00:13:16,937 --> 00:13:17,936
Whatever, dude.

310
00:13:17,972 --> 00:13:19,671
Are you putting down "drones" or not?

311
00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:22,508
Nah, I'm just gonna put down
that I don't really care.

312
00:13:32,452 --> 00:13:35,086
Wow, so you still smoke cigarettes?

313
00:13:35,122 --> 00:13:37,489
So you, like, really don't care?

314
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,891
I don't.

315
00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:41,693
So, are you gonna tell us what's
behind your drone story or what?

316
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,864
These six weirdos just bared their soul

317
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,799
and everyone seems
cool with their truth.

318
00:13:47,835 --> 00:13:49,767
So, why can't I?

319
00:13:49,802 --> 00:13:52,437
All right, guys, so I got to be honest.

320
00:13:52,472 --> 00:13:53,771
I don't love drones.

321
00:13:53,806 --> 00:13:55,773
I mean, I do,
it's how we caught Bin Laden,

322
00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:56,807
but not why I'm here.

323
00:13:56,843 --> 00:13:58,343
Okay, so this is what happened.

324
00:13:58,378 --> 00:14:00,345
It was the day before registration,

325
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,047
and I was at the coffee shop...

326
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,681
Who got the venti black iced tea,

327
00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:06,250
extra water, extra ice,
12 pumps classic sweetener?

328
00:14:06,285 --> 00:14:07,985
- Oh, right here.
- That's me.

329
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,620
Analisa Patricia Torres

330
00:14:09,656 --> 00:14:12,023
was born in Miami to Cuban immigrants.

331
00:14:13,693 --> 00:14:15,392
She was a devout Catholic

332
00:14:15,428 --> 00:14:18,128
and an even more devout Republican...

333
00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:20,364
with a secret shame.

334
00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:24,435
So, Ana and I hit it off immediately.

335
00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:25,536
We had a ton in common.

336
00:14:25,571 --> 00:14:27,204
I mean, we're both freshman,

337
00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:29,339
she loved my hair,
I love that she loved my hair.

338
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,507
How could you not?

339
00:14:30,543 --> 00:14:32,543
And everything just
got better from there.

340
00:14:35,147 --> 00:14:36,780
Some older girls I knew from high school

341
00:14:36,815 --> 00:14:38,281
invited me to a party.

342
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:39,482
I brought Ana with me

343
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,618
because she was my first college friend.

344
00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:44,253
This is, like, a real party.

345
00:14:44,289 --> 00:14:45,555
Yeah.

346
00:14:45,591 --> 00:14:47,523
Oh, God. I'm nervous.

347
00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:49,225
No. No, don't worry.

348
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,928
I got you, Ana. Just be cool.

349
00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:53,129
Okay, you're right.

350
00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:54,730
Just be cool, Analisa.

351
00:14:54,765 --> 00:14:57,333
Oh, my God, I'm so excited
I think I got to poop.

352
00:14:57,368 --> 00:14:59,202
- Oh.
- Hey, Zoey.

353
00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:00,603
Hi!

354
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,004
Who wants Cîroc gummies?

355
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,774
And the next thing you know,

356
00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:08,677
me and Ana were at
our first college day party.

357
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:25,360
The party was amazing.

358
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,829
I mean, I was trying to
get Ana to slow her roll,

359
00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:29,331
and she wasn't having it,

360
00:15:29,366 --> 00:15:31,466
but things between us were going great.

361
00:15:34,904 --> 00:15:37,239
Until they weren't.

362
00:15:37,274 --> 00:15:39,174
Oh, no!

363
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,443
- Dude.
- That's messed up.

364
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,647
This situation just got whack.

365
00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:47,248
We should hit up another party.

366
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,618
Zoey!

367
00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:53,487
You coming, Zoey?

368
00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:00,894
Where are you going?

369
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:08,624
_

370
00:16:24,987 --> 00:16:26,853
Hoo! So there it is.

371
00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:28,188
The truth.

372
00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:29,622
This kind of felt good.

373
00:16:29,658 --> 00:16:31,892
It's a relief to say it
out loud, you know?

374
00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:33,493
Get it off your chest.

375
00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:36,396
Hey, let's go get
some freakin' French toast.

376
00:16:36,431 --> 00:16:37,530
Get it?

377
00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:38,798
It's like a reference to...

378
00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:43,269
Yeah?

379
00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:46,206
Dude, you are a monster.

380
00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:49,642
Yeah.

381
00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:50,976
Yeah.

382
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:59,051
Should've just put down "drones."

383
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:04,310
Aaron was right. I was a monster.

384
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:07,358
I'd bailed on another girl
when she needed me most.

385
00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:09,298
I was a terrible person.

386
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,558
Hey, listen. Don't worry about it, okay?

387
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:14,324
I mean, haven't we all done
something like that before?

388
00:17:14,357 --> 00:17:15,723
You have?

389
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:16,990
Who, me?

390
00:17:17,026 --> 00:17:18,258
Oh, no. God, no.

391
00:17:18,294 --> 00:17:19,559
I mean, not like that.

392
00:17:19,594 --> 00:17:22,996
That was some East African
genocidal warlord shit.

393
00:17:23,032 --> 00:17:24,231
Mm-hmm.

394
00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:26,834
Oh.

395
00:17:26,869 --> 00:17:29,469
Wait, I could've sworn you were
trying to make her feel better.

396
00:17:29,504 --> 00:17:31,504
Yeah, that's where I thought
things were heading.

397
00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,373
But I don't deserve to feel better

398
00:17:33,408 --> 00:17:35,475
because I should've helped Ana.

399
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,009
Yeah, but you didn't. Why?

400
00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:40,213
Well, because I was a freshman
at an upperclassmen party,

401
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:43,249
and there were hot guys
everywhere, and...

402
00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:44,917
You know, I-I just wondered what...

403
00:17:44,953 --> 00:17:47,086
what people would think of me.

404
00:17:47,121 --> 00:17:49,856
Yeah, I get that, but why?

405
00:17:49,891 --> 00:17:51,623
What do you mean, "Why?"

406
00:17:51,659 --> 00:17:53,125
Because people's opinions matter.

407
00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:54,626
- Yeah, but why?
- Well, I mean, bec...

408
00:17:54,662 --> 00:17:57,629
These don't feel like questions
any logical human has to answer.

409
00:17:57,665 --> 00:18:00,900
Caring what people think
is me and Jazz's whole life.

410
00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,701
It's why we live this fake-ass front.

411
00:18:02,737 --> 00:18:04,570
Yeah. If we don't make it,

412
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,971
we end up back in the hood,

413
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:08,073
jerking off some guy who sells
incense and tube socks

414
00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:09,875
behind the donut shop.

415
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,009
- Like...
- Whoa.

416
00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:13,078
Okay.

417
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:14,613
I totally feel like you guys

418
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:17,449
just skipped over multiple steps
on your spiral down.

419
00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:19,585
- Yeah.
- If we go back home,

420
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,754
we're not just failures to ourselves.

421
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:23,521
We've let everybody down.

422
00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:24,789
We're losers.

423
00:18:24,824 --> 00:18:26,758
Total disappointments.

424
00:18:28,828 --> 00:18:31,462
I mean, there's jobs at the post office.

425
00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:34,599
The DMV, personal trainer,
those sign-turning guys.

426
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:37,735
I just feel like
there's a couple other options

427
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:41,572
before, you know,
the donut-shop situation.

428
00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:45,476
I totally get not wanting
to be a disappointment.

429
00:18:45,512 --> 00:18:50,782
Why do you guys think I haven't
come out to my family yet?

430
00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:53,818
I mean, like,
would they still love me? Sure.

431
00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:55,452
But would they look at me differently?

432
00:18:55,487 --> 00:18:57,087
I don't know, and I don't want to know.

433
00:18:57,123 --> 00:18:59,756
I just... I want to be their daughter,

434
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:03,593
not their bisexual daughter.

435
00:19:03,629 --> 00:19:05,095
You got to live your life out loud

436
00:19:05,131 --> 00:19:06,830
or else you'll end up like my dad.

437
00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:09,934
Your dad's a closeted bisexual?

438
00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:12,402
Worse, he's a bum.

439
00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:14,871
Ah, that's messed up.

440
00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:17,206
My guy, when's the last time
you've seen him?

441
00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:19,543
I don't know, in person?

442
00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:22,546
Last week when he dropped me off.

443
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:24,347
We Skyped this morning
about our Catalina trip.

444
00:19:26,217 --> 00:19:27,818
Wait, you Skyped?

445
00:19:27,853 --> 00:19:28,884
Oh, my God, is he one of those

446
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,653
homeless dudes with a cellphone?

447
00:19:30,688 --> 00:19:32,922
That drives me crazy.

448
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,324
- Me too.
- W-What? No.

449
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,126
W-Well, then what is it, bro?

450
00:19:37,162 --> 00:19:40,696
Is he a... he's an alcoholic,
he's on drugs, what's up?

451
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,598
He's a [Bleep] cab driver.

452
00:19:44,469 --> 00:19:46,902
A cab driver... who beats your mom?

453
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:49,204
No, he worships my mom.

454
00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:51,707
Okay, so, like, in Hindi,
does "bum" mean, like,

455
00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:53,241
a present and supportive father?

456
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,310
- Mm. That's got to be what it is.
- Yeah. Totally.

457
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:56,712
He's a bum because he never tried.

458
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:57,947
He's a smart guy,

459
00:19:57,982 --> 00:19:59,748
but he's been driving that
stupid cab for 35 years.

460
00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,716
Dude's got no ambition.

461
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:06,088
You mean, other than
fleeing a third-world country?

462
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:09,458
Developing a high-level
understanding of English?

463
00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:11,159
Loving his wife?

464
00:20:11,195 --> 00:20:13,761
And putting his son through college?

465
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,801
Dude's a bum.

466
00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:22,169
I'm a bad person.

467
00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:24,138
- Huh?
- She said she was a bad person.

468
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:26,007
Yeah, I heard what she said. Thank you.

469
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,509
I want to know why she said it.

470
00:20:27,544 --> 00:20:29,711
Probably 'cause she thinks
she's not a good person.

471
00:20:29,746 --> 00:20:31,112
I don't remember talking to you, bro.

472
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,413
Why don't you just shut the...

473
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,548
How about you...

474
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,849
- Hey, you guys.
- You're always talking.

475
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:37,201
- You guys.
- Flat-top head.

476
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,585
No, 'cause he's always doing that.

477
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:40,787
- Chill out.
- No, he's a...

478
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,057
Hey. Hey.

479
00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:44,858
I'm sorry.

480
00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,460
You all right?

481
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:50,097
I don't know why, but at that
moment, something came over me.

482
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,900
Maybe it was hearing Vivek
talk about his dad,

483
00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:56,169
or Nomi being honest
about her sexuality,

484
00:20:56,204 --> 00:20:57,538
or maybe it was just because

485
00:20:57,573 --> 00:20:59,907
I'd done such a shitty thing to Ana,

486
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:03,043
but I felt compelled to keep opening up.

487
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:05,278
I realized that the first time
I was out on my own,

488
00:21:05,313 --> 00:21:07,880
the first chance
to make my own decision,

489
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,682
I made the wrong one,

490
00:21:09,717 --> 00:21:11,451
and I had done it so easily.

491
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:13,186
What did that say about me?

492
00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:15,422
Was that the person I really was?

493
00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:17,257
The thought of that scared me,

494
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,325
but I wasn't alone in my feeling.

495
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,127
We were all scared.

496
00:21:24,632 --> 00:21:26,599
One by one, I looked around

497
00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:29,635
and saw a group of strangers
with nothing in common

498
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:32,572
look at each other
and see their truest selves

499
00:21:32,607 --> 00:21:35,507
reflected in the eyes of people
they would soon call family.

500
00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:40,645
In fact, the more we cried,

501
00:21:40,681 --> 00:21:42,448
the more we realized exactly why

502
00:21:42,483 --> 00:21:45,284
we all had stumbled
into this crazy class,

503
00:21:45,319 --> 00:21:48,653
and it wasn't drones.

504
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:56,095
Dear Professor Dr. Telphy,

505
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:59,297
you asked us to write down
why we're taking this class,

506
00:21:59,332 --> 00:22:02,333
and the honest truth is we're scared.

507
00:22:02,368 --> 00:22:04,002
Scared that maybe we're a person

508
00:22:04,037 --> 00:22:06,204
we wouldn't like very much if we met.

509
00:22:06,239 --> 00:22:10,541
Scared we're people who are
gonna let our communities down.

510
00:22:10,577 --> 00:22:13,111
Scared we're people our parents
might think different of

511
00:22:13,146 --> 00:22:15,045
if they really knew.

512
00:22:15,081 --> 00:22:19,083
Scared of becoming our parents,
and in some of our cases,

513
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:23,187
scared of losing
one of our 17 thumb rings.

514
00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:27,358
That was a moment
that bonded us forever.

515
00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:29,793
It was a moment we never
talked about again.

516
00:22:29,829 --> 00:22:31,394
It was a moment that was ours.

517
00:22:35,134 --> 00:22:37,601
The next night,
I was feeling more confident

518
00:22:37,637 --> 00:22:39,703
that although I would
still make mistakes,

519
00:22:39,739 --> 00:22:41,505
I was determined to make better choices

520
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:43,206
and be a better person overall.

521
00:22:43,242 --> 00:22:45,475
Hey, Tara, what's up with the box?

522
00:22:45,511 --> 00:22:46,743
Oh.

523
00:22:46,778 --> 00:22:49,179
A new single just opened up
over at Cardinal Towers.

524
00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:50,379
I'm out of here.

525
00:22:50,414 --> 00:22:51,714
So you're moving out?

526
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:53,049
Yep.

527
00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:54,183
I like to study naked.

528
00:22:54,218 --> 00:22:56,418
It's probably better for both of us.

529
00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:58,688
But don't worry, they already
assigned you a new roommate.

530
00:22:58,723 --> 00:23:00,322
She's in there unpacking.

531
00:23:00,358 --> 00:23:01,858
She seems cool.

532
00:23:01,893 --> 00:23:04,326
Okay.

533
00:23:06,664 --> 00:23:07,696
Ohh.

534
00:23:07,731 --> 00:23:12,868
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