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Previously on "Another Period"...

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You are to evacuate
the premises immediately.

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You bitch.

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Great-Grandpa Bellacourt,
you're looking very dirty.

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Hello?

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My... my milk.

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Oh...

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My milk!

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? In nomine Patris et Filli, et... ?

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? Mayor Cutie ?

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? Amen ?

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Oh, Mayor Cutie.

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I'm so sorry I killed you.

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But, to be clear,
you were being a bitch.

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Cutie?

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Ghost!

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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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I haven't been this scared
since that time we went

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to that haunted house on Cape Cod

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that had the mix-and-match china.

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Ooh, I shudder to this day.

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One time, a ghost
had sex with me in my sleep.

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He was really spooky,

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and he looked just like Frederick,

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and he smelled like Frederick,
and he was solid

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and really easy to touch,
and not translucent,

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but it wasn't a ghost.

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It was Frederick.

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Frederick, who do you think
the ghost is?

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Well, I don't want you
to panic, Lillian,

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but I think you're sitting
right next to her.

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That's not a ghost. That's our mother.

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Oh, yes. Yes, it is.

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You are... right. Sorry, Mother,

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you just looked so pale and ghostly.

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Why thank you, darling.

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The only way to properly
dispose of a ghost

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is to ask it nicely to leave.

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I couldn't agree more, Mother.
That's why I've hired

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the hottest spiritualist
in town to host a séance for us!

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I heard the Herkimers

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only got four ghosts at their séance,

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and one was just a stillborn baby

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who couldn't even talk.

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I won't even get out of bed
for less than ten ghosts.

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I present Mr. Harry Houdini.

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I hear you have a spirit issue?

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Ooh.

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Yes.

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And then the ghost was gone.

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Right out of thin air!

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Are you sure it was real?

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It was a real ghost.

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My teats cried.

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Oh, my God, are you serious?

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You want to hear a story
about a real ghost, hmm?

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Well...

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The man who built this house
went insane.

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Slaughtered his wife and children.

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Chopped them up, ate gunpowder,
sliced his own manhood in two,

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and lit himself... aflame.

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I don't like aflame.

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At night, they say,

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he slides into servants
through their bad place.

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That's... their assholes.

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And do you want to know

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what the name of that maniac was?

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Ferwilliger Baccarat?

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- Tell us, tell us!
- I'll tell you.

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He doesn't have a name.

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You idiots.

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Because he doesn't exist.

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Just like ghosts don't exist.

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Hmm? You stupid shitheads.

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Well. Sticky Jonathan's real.

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- Who is that?
- Oh, Sticky Jonathan.

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Well, he gets hungry
if he doesn't get his macaroons.

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That's why he's so sticky.
That and the blood

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that covers his chest.
That's from his papa.

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Papa was angry.
He watches me while I sleep.

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He sleeps forever.

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You're always talking
about Sticky Jonathan.

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He's a figment of your imagination.

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Well, if he's a figment,

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then how come my stomach
was all sticky this morning?

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That's not... it's not...

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Quit this idle chitchat!

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We have a code white.
We need to eradicate the ghosts

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that Mr. Harry Houdini is trying
to bring into this plane

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with his foolish "say-on-say."

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Flobelle, paint the lamb's blood
above the kitchen door.

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Blanche, kill yourself

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so you can talk to the ghosts in their
native language. Garfield, come!

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That's what was on his stomach.

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You think so?

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Now, there are three séance packages

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to choose from. The basic,

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wherein I speak to the spirit
but you can't hear them;

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the deluxe, wherein
I channel the weakened spirit...

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you may speak to it,

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but it will only whine in response.

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Sounds like the Jewish package.

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They're all Jewish packages.

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And finally,
the best value, best option,

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top-of-the-line
Champagne Excelsior package,

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where I channel your loved one...

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fully nude, anything goes.

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We'll take the Excelsior.

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We always choose
the most expensive option.

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- Mm, okay.
- Yes, that's why I sleep

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on a mattress made of one entire ruby.

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It's not comfortable at all,
but it's very expensive.

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Wonderful. Now, let me ask you...

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what do you think is haunting you?

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I'm sensing...

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a P...

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- I (bleep) my brother!
- Ooh, me too.

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Except, you know, switched.

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I once pushed a blind priest
off of a cliff.

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I know it doesn't sound like it,
but trust me,

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it was hilarious.

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Okay... okay. Ah...

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but literal hauntings. Any ghosts?

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Oh, oh, I know who the ghost is.

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- It's Mayor Cutie.
- Oh, a dignitary.

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They go at a slightly higher rate.

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I will charge you...

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double?

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Oh, delightful. We would've paid triple.

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Oh, hey... Hey there, Mister, uh...

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Mr. Houdini, is it?
I knew you did magic.

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I... big fan, by the way, but...

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I didn't realize you did conjurings too.

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Yes, well, today,
everyone in entertainment

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has to diversify. I'm a triple threat:

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magician, conjurer,

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director of the New Jersey
Department of Public Works.

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I do magic too, actually.

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That's fascinating.

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I've been doing it
for about eight years now.

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I, uh... I mean, more seriously now

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for... I, well...
I've never been onstage.

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I would be so honored
if I could show you

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some of my stuff.

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I don't work with amateurs.

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Do you even have a lovely assistant?

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- Lovely...?
- Assistant?

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A confection for the eyes?

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It's standard for a guy at your level...

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the bottom.
Like a... maybe some kind of.

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Slovenian arm-wrestler, right?

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With a big wooly beard,

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and forearms like Christmas hams.

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What? No, a lady.

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It's got to be a lady. You know,

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the kind you can saw in half
and bang either half afterward.

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It's all the same to me.

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Of course. I enjoy ladies.

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- Okay.
- Their long, funny necks

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and jagged shoulders.

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I'm gonna find myself an assistant.

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You can bet on it.

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Who knows?

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Maybe you can open up
for me someday, kid.

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There we are...

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The spirit world and the earthly plane

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should never meet.

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This ghost trap will stop
any ghoul in its tracks.

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You know, sometimes a ghost
just needs a good snack.

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Sticky Jonathan loves crumpets.

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Crumpets!

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Ghosts must be dealt with mercilessly.

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Do you know what happens
to people after they die?

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- They come back as daffodils.
- No!

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They come back as evil...

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evil specters.

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Now... help me stop this poltergeist.

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Don't touch anything. Hmm!

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But help me, boy.

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But don't touch anything.

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Help me, Garfield! I...

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- Do not touch a thing.
- I'm helping.

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Shh.

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No. No, no, no, no!

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You're okay. Ghost Mother
can't hurt you in here.

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Frederick, will you be long in there?

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What do you want, you fowl demon?!

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Well, to have a bowel movement.

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No.

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No!

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No, no!

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No!

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Beatrice, are you in here?

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Beatrice!

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Aw, how'd you know it was me?

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Well, I'm looking right at you. How
long have you been waiting there?

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Oh, just for all day.

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Look, I need your help.

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I want you to be my assistant.

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- Murder assistant?
- No.

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Murder has nothing to do with this task.

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- Oh.
- I want you to be

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my magic assistant. All you have to do

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is smile and wear a vest.

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Ooh, I love a nice vest.

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Why not let nature be your sleeves?

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And most importantly,
you need to look impressed

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when I conjure...

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the mystical arts!

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Collapsible bouquet.

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Yes.

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Okay, but let me try something else.

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Bet you can't figure out

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how the flying ball works.

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It's on a stick.

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There was an opening in the ring!

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Oh, and you dropped them.

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They're all tied together.

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Rise.

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You're using your thumb.

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I mean...

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This... this mayor.

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He was a fine, upstanding gentleman.

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- He was a girl.
- Of course, a girl.

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That's... what I was saying.
An upstanding woman.

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- She was a dog.
- Yes, a dog.

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A female... dog.

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Big, fluffy, huge... Chihuahua.

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Little tiny Chihuahua.

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But huge... huge in spirit.

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Huge in cuteness. A veritable mayor...

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of cuteness. Oh! That's right!

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How did you know?
That was her name... Mayor Cutie.

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Now, there are a lot
of dogs in the underworld.

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I wanna make sure I find the right dog.

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Anything you have of hers
would be of help.

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I've got a whole box.

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Ooh! Would this taffeta night-cape do?

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Yes. But a picture would do better.

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Ah, yes.

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Is this her natural hair?

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Uh... ah, no. That's a wig.

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Okay. And these spots...

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would you say
they're more black or brown?

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Brown, I think.

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Oh, speaking of brown...

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it's her gold-encrusted poop scoop.

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Still smells like her.

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How many pounds would you say she was...

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- or take?
- She didn't like to say.

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Ooh, do you wanna see her bathing suit?

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It's a six-piece.

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Three little bras running down the front

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for all her little tits!

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I think I have all the
information I need.

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Thank you. Now I must leave

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in order to prepare.

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Okay...

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it seems my smoke pellets
are not working.

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But imagine, if you will,
that I am leaving

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in a puff of smoke.

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Three more of these stupid gigs

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and "Hou-dye-nee" gets his boat, baby.

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Taken.

265
00:12:27,701 --> 00:12:30,661
Here we are. I have my assistant.

266
00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:32,595
- And?
- And now I can open for you

267
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like you said I could.

268
00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:35,632
Oh. Of course.

269
00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:38,000
Well, you're clear to do
five up top to open for me,

270
00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,876
but... it's not like it's free.

271
00:12:39,887 --> 00:12:42,607
- Have you heard of "pay to play"?
- Is that where an older neighbor

272
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puts his finger in your underwear
and gives you a butterscotch?

273
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,593
No. That's called a "Glasgow salute."

274
00:12:46,604 --> 00:12:48,745
- Oh.
- And it's caramel, not butterscotch.

275
00:12:48,755 --> 00:12:50,715
We've got three packages.

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Number one: the New Faces, where I
bring you up for one quick trick.

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Number two: the Up & Comer,

278
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where I say "nice job"
after you're done.

279
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Or number three:
the Champagne Excelsior.

280
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You get your own show, private venue,

281
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fully nude, in front of
an audience of strangers.

282
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:08,735
As far as what goes down
in that theatre...

283
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well, that's dealer's choice.

284
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,706
Let's go with number two.

285
00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:13,740
Well, suit yourself.

286
00:13:14,884 --> 00:13:16,857
- Oh, excuse me. Magic man?
- Yes?

287
00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:18,845
Do you have the time?

288
00:13:18,855 --> 00:13:20,882
Where's your watch?

289
00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:23,384
- Very nice trick.
- ? Ta-da ?

290
00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:25,052
No, don't "ta-da." It
was not your trick.

291
00:13:25,062 --> 00:13:26,585
- It was my trick.
- It was her trick.

292
00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,690
She's my assistant, and it was my trick.

293
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,426
I can't believe it's only
costing me $400

294
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,728
to solve literally all my problems.

295
00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:38,066
And that... that goes there...

296
00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:41,036
and then that goes there,
and that means...

297
00:13:41,046 --> 00:13:42,437
Oh, dear God.

298
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,735
It's right there, in front of their
faces, but they're too blind to see.

299
00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:47,778
How can they explain the fact

300
00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:50,278
that Mother has always been an adult?

301
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,681
What does it mean?

302
00:13:51,691 --> 00:13:53,759
What does it mean?!
What does it all mean?

303
00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:57,220
This is it. I am Houdini's opening act!

304
00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:58,621
Ladies and gentlemen,

305
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the séance is about to begin.

306
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,793
But while Mr. Houdini is setting up,

307
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first a simple act of escape...

308
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:08,100
from me, the Great Boozler.

309
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My assistant,

310
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Elaine, will now bind me.

311
00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:17,908
This is a regulation straightjacket.

312
00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:18,943
Tie it tight.

313
00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,244
I'm bored.

314
00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:23,916
Mm. Does anyone like watching magic?

315
00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:27,119
- Done!
- And now...

316
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the escape!

317
00:14:32,969 --> 00:14:35,387
You have to pop
your shoulder out of the socket.

318
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:36,696
You're not the magician.

319
00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:40,033
I am. Women are not magic. Except
that one thing where you can make

320
00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:42,134
a human form inside of you.
That's really magic.

321
00:14:42,144 --> 00:14:44,837
That Elaine is beautiful.

322
00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:48,942
Would anybody like to see a trick?

323
00:14:48,952 --> 00:14:50,611
- No, thank you.
- Me, me!

324
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:52,413
Frederick, pick a number.

325
00:14:52,423 --> 00:14:55,450
Ah... ooh, math was not my strong suit.

326
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,817
Uh... all right.

327
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,688
Is your number... seven?

328
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:01,922
I don't remember.

329
00:15:01,932 --> 00:15:05,427
- It was seven!
- Wow!

330
00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:08,029
And for my next trick:

331
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this is a normal tablecloth

332
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,302
and a normal table. Ready?

333
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,750
Oh, I get it. It's Blanche.

334
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,656
I just know the ghost is Mayor Cutie.

335
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,959
Oh. I wonder if having been bones

336
00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:37,294
will change her love for them
in any way.

337
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,464
Thank you for joining me

338
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at the table of the gods.

339
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:49,241
Can anybody else see her?

340
00:15:58,894 --> 00:16:02,022
Shh, shh, shh. I hear something faint...

341
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:06,259
an ushering in
of the all-seeing spirits.

342
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:09,662
Now... anyone you'd like to see?

343
00:16:09,672 --> 00:16:12,432
I want to see Mother.

344
00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:14,201
She's right there.

345
00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:16,071
Mother, it's me, Frederick.

346
00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:18,072
- Can you hear me?
- Of course...

347
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,210
Oh, wow. He is good.

348
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,124
Whoa!

349
00:16:32,831 --> 00:16:34,557
Garfield!

350
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,459
A supernatural presence
is close at hand.

351
00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:38,893
I can feel it. Set the bait, boys,

352
00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:40,363
set the bait.

353
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:42,265
Here is paté for the ghost-dog,

354
00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:45,134
here is a wire hanger
for the ghost-baby.

355
00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:47,937
Trio of home-baked macarons for...

356
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:49,572
Sticky Jonathan.

357
00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:53,510
But Mr. Peepers, that's my best friend.

358
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,113
Other people will die.

359
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:58,214
You'll make friends with their ghosts.

360
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,717
Mr. Peepers,

361
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,885
how do you know so much about ghosts?

362
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,258
Garfield...

363
00:17:09,638 --> 00:17:12,797
I've never told anybody
this story before,

364
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:18,003
but my great-great-great-grandpappy...

365
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,038
was a ghost.

366
00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:22,941
Yes, Garfield, I have ghost blood

367
00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:27,447
coursing through me.
It is my family's eternal shame.

368
00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:30,018
Is that why they call you Spiritwalker?

369
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:32,987
What? Oh, no, no. Don't be ridiculous.
They call me Spiritwalker

370
00:17:32,997 --> 00:17:34,822
because I walk
with such great enthusiasm.

371
00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:36,123
Observe.

372
00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:39,861
Oh!

373
00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:41,761
Oh, Mr. Peepers!

374
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:45,834
Mister... oh! Look out!

375
00:17:45,844 --> 00:17:49,003
Mr. Peepers, look at you go!

376
00:17:49,013 --> 00:17:52,105
Oh, my goodness.

377
00:17:58,057 --> 00:17:59,615
Oh, please be Mayor Cutie.

378
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,117
Please be Mayor Cutie!

379
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:12,496
Here comes... a being of smoky mystery.

380
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:15,499
- It's Cutie!
- The Major Cutie!

381
00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:18,000
- No... Mayor Cutie.
- Mayor Cutie!

382
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,069
Come!

383
00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:21,838
No, no! No!

384
00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:23,141
If you touch that glass,

385
00:18:23,151 --> 00:18:25,409
you will pierce the veil between worlds.

386
00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:27,278
We will all surely perish.

387
00:18:27,288 --> 00:18:29,417
I don't care about perishing!
That's my dog in there.

388
00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:31,048
No!

389
00:18:31,058 --> 00:18:33,685
Ooh, I almost got my wrist free.

390
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,422
Cutie!

391
00:18:37,432 --> 00:18:41,359
You came back from doggy heaven.

392
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,562
It's Cutie!

393
00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:45,008
Wait a second.

394
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:49,970
This spot is painted on!

395
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,537
Imposter!

396
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,239
You're a flimflam man!

397
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:54,874
Well, conjure complete.

398
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,009
I bid you adieu!

399
00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:58,645
God damn smoke pellets.

400
00:19:05,596 --> 00:19:06,954
Albert-kazam!

401
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,826
Take him away, officers.

402
00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:14,062
Well, there was no spirit after all.

403
00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:17,031
No spirit?

404
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:20,301
The trap has caught the specter!
Everybody follow.

405
00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:24,207
Ghost...

406
00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:26,276
The ghost trap has been sprung!

407
00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:29,287
The phantasm is among us. Stay back!

408
00:19:29,288 --> 00:19:32,481
Ghost Mother, you haunt me still!

409
00:19:32,491 --> 00:19:34,816
Oh, Frederick, I'm not a ghost.

410
00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:37,787
You just saw me downstairs.
Unholy wraith!

411
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:43,326
Holy Christ!

412
00:19:43,336 --> 00:19:44,729
Mayor Cutie.

413
00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:49,601
He-Devil speaks the name
of the white man's lord!

414
00:19:54,348 --> 00:19:55,973
Hi, Daddy.

415
00:19:55,983 --> 00:19:57,976
I thought you were a real ghost.

416
00:19:57,986 --> 00:19:59,655
Hello, family.

417
00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:08,854
I'm sorry I thought
you were a ghost, Mother.

418
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:10,557
Father was the ghost all along!

419
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,391
He's no ghost.

420
00:20:12,401 --> 00:20:14,527
He's been living in the walls

421
00:20:14,537 --> 00:20:16,529
like some sort of rat.

422
00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:19,799
I built these walls.
I can live in them if I want to.

423
00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:21,934
You'll do no such thing.

424
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:26,205
This is my house now.
You live here no more.

425
00:20:26,215 --> 00:20:28,976
Shrew!

426
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:32,912
- What a rip-off.
- Bye, Daddy.

427
00:20:32,922 --> 00:20:34,692
So, am I the ghost?

428
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,653
What should we call you?
Bark when you like one.

429
00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:40,389
Councilwoman Snuggles.

430
00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:42,191
Burgermeister Schlussi?

431
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,160
Ooh, Guadalupe Festiva.

432
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:46,428
Oh, you're right.

433
00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:48,596
I'll just pretend you're Mayor Cutie.

434
00:20:50,174 --> 00:20:52,066
I'm so sorry I killed you.

435
00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:56,672
I hope I don't have to do it again.

436
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,674
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