1 00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:02,375 Previously on "Another Period"... 2 00:00:04,256 --> 00:00:07,352 Two women destroyed this haven of sin, 3 00:00:07,419 --> 00:00:10,615 and they are as of yet unidentified. 4 00:00:10,685 --> 00:00:13,716 They are the new face of feminism. 5 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:18,101 May I present to you Kermit Constantine Bellacourt. 6 00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:19,755 All right, sisters, clear the space. 7 00:00:19,822 --> 00:00:21,587 I have this room reserved for my meeting today. 8 00:00:21,653 --> 00:00:24,251 And we will not rest until every woman everywhere 9 00:00:24,319 --> 00:00:25,818 has the right to vote. 10 00:00:25,887 --> 00:00:27,318 No votes for women! 11 00:00:29,483 --> 00:00:30,581 Hortense and Bertram... 12 00:00:30,649 --> 00:00:31,680 they're dead. 13 00:00:31,748 --> 00:00:32,845 You've been served. 14 00:00:32,915 --> 00:00:34,512 They're divorce papers. 15 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,843 I suppose I'll just take the abbey. 16 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,842 All of the companies folded, 17 00:00:38,912 --> 00:00:41,510 and they all transferred their funds to the abbey. 18 00:00:41,576 --> 00:00:45,205 Sweet Dodo, may I have this one last dance? 19 00:00:45,275 --> 00:00:47,305 How could this happen? 20 00:00:54,068 --> 00:00:55,233 They're here. 21 00:00:55,301 --> 00:00:56,898 The bankers are here. 22 00:00:58,398 --> 00:00:59,965 Here, take this! 23 00:01:00,031 --> 00:01:01,961 This serving platter is my best friend! 24 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,561 Garfield! 25 00:01:03,629 --> 00:01:05,160 Chain me to this statue! 26 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,160 I can't live without this 17th-century 27 00:01:07,227 --> 00:01:08,358 French suit of armor! 28 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:10,788 Tonight, we die, Garfield! 29 00:01:10,859 --> 00:01:13,524 Grab the torches, get your guns. 30 00:01:13,591 --> 00:01:15,521 Prepare to bite down on the cyanide capsule. 31 00:01:26,582 --> 00:01:28,513 I'm back. 32 00:01:28,582 --> 00:01:30,279 We're back, darling. 33 00:01:30,347 --> 00:01:32,610 Although I suppose I've never been here before. 34 00:01:32,681 --> 00:01:35,612 - Nice place. - What's all this about? 35 00:01:35,677 --> 00:01:38,173 You remember all that money I siphoned out of your accounts? 36 00:01:38,242 --> 00:01:41,340 I'm using it to buy back the house from the bank, 37 00:01:41,407 --> 00:01:44,838 and you're to evacuate the premises immediately. 38 00:01:44,906 --> 00:01:46,503 Mother! 39 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:48,203 I always knew you were a banker. 40 00:01:48,269 --> 00:01:49,701 Hello, girls. 41 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,367 After the bankers take our things, 42 00:01:51,436 --> 00:01:53,001 can we please go shopping for new things? 43 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:54,566 I really need to keep this platter. 44 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:56,562 Garfield, you have something on your lips. 45 00:01:56,632 --> 00:01:57,935 What? 46 00:01:58,013 --> 00:02:01,177 Was I not supposed to bite down on the cyanide pill? 47 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:05,824 ? I want the money ? 48 00:02:05,894 --> 00:02:07,759 ? I want the fame ? 49 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:09,258 ? I want the whole world to know my name ? 50 00:02:09,324 --> 00:02:10,455 ? This is mine ? 51 00:02:10,525 --> 00:02:11,688 ? I gotta get it ? 52 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:13,022 ? I got to get it ? 53 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,288 ? Got-got to get it ? 54 00:02:14,356 --> 00:02:16,386 ? Another period ? 55 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:19,623 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:19,752 --> 00:02:21,981 ? Yea we walk ? 57 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:23,817 ? Yea we walk ? 58 00:02:23,883 --> 00:02:27,880 ? In the valley of death ? 59 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:29,347 ? Jesus ? 60 00:02:29,414 --> 00:02:33,644 ? Guide us in the valley of death ? 61 00:02:37,209 --> 00:02:38,640 My fellow mourners, 62 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:40,074 I did not know Hortense. 63 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:41,472 Hortense? 64 00:02:41,539 --> 00:02:43,471 So I will leave it to you, those who loved her, 65 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,070 to eulogize her. 66 00:02:45,138 --> 00:02:47,068 Let's all say a few words as we pass around 67 00:02:47,138 --> 00:02:50,135 the only item that remains from her horrible accident. 68 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:55,130 [straining 69 00:02:57,864 --> 00:02:59,462 Um, I'm sorry. 70 00:02:59,529 --> 00:03:02,127 Hortense, was she the one with the horse face? 71 00:03:02,194 --> 00:03:04,058 I did not care for her at all. 72 00:03:05,959 --> 00:03:07,990 I'm pretty sure I never met Hortense. 73 00:03:12,455 --> 00:03:13,551 Well, 74 00:03:13,621 --> 00:03:16,219 what can I say about Hortense 75 00:03:16,288 --> 00:03:18,118 that hasn't already been said. 76 00:03:18,187 --> 00:03:21,117 Well, nothing's been said, so you could say anything. 77 00:03:21,183 --> 00:03:22,615 That would be fantastic. 78 00:03:22,683 --> 00:03:25,114 Mostly, I remember brown. 79 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:37,739 We used to make fun of Hortense, 80 00:03:37,807 --> 00:03:39,572 and now that she's gone, 81 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,570 it's not the same making fun of someone who's dead... 82 00:03:44,472 --> 00:03:46,635 because you can't see their reactions. 83 00:03:54,566 --> 00:03:56,330 Who are all those ugly people? 84 00:04:00,128 --> 00:04:04,059 All those people are here for Hortense? 85 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:12,386 Hortense was famous? 86 00:04:16,953 --> 00:04:18,383 Oh! 87 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:19,481 No. 88 00:04:21,284 --> 00:04:22,948 You look as though you could use a hand, Blanche. 89 00:04:23,015 --> 00:04:24,448 Yes, please. 90 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:25,777 It's very difficult to shovel coal 91 00:04:25,847 --> 00:04:27,279 while caring for a baby. 92 00:04:27,345 --> 00:04:29,376 Well, then you shouldn't have had a baby. 93 00:04:32,143 --> 00:04:33,974 When he's right, he's right. 94 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:37,171 Yoo-hoo! 95 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:38,904 Hi, I'm confused. 96 00:04:38,972 --> 00:04:41,502 What on Earth was Hortense famous for? 97 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,503 Most queefs per carriage ride? 98 00:04:43,570 --> 00:04:47,198 She was going to change the lives of women everywhere. 99 00:04:47,269 --> 00:04:48,200 Who cares about that? 100 00:04:48,267 --> 00:04:49,364 Only women. 101 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:50,532 And who cares about women? 102 00:04:50,601 --> 00:04:52,198 Only ugly women. 103 00:04:52,265 --> 00:04:54,864 Hortense was on the verge of crossing over. 104 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:56,761 Oh, she already crossed over. 105 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,361 That's what the funeral was for. 106 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:01,359 No! She was on the precipice of greatness. 107 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,356 She was going to speak at Congress. 108 00:05:03,426 --> 00:05:05,689 She would have entered the annals of history. 109 00:05:05,758 --> 00:05:07,422 I want to enter the annals! 110 00:05:07,491 --> 00:05:09,022 I love entering the annals. 111 00:05:09,089 --> 00:05:11,020 And it wasn't just Hortense. 112 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:14,020 New heroines are emerging every day. 113 00:05:14,085 --> 00:05:15,585 Like that bride and nun. 114 00:05:15,652 --> 00:05:17,017 I can't imagine how famous they would be 115 00:05:17,085 --> 00:05:18,748 if only anyone knew who they were. 116 00:05:18,816 --> 00:05:20,681 Uh, did you just say the bride and the nun? 117 00:05:20,748 --> 00:05:22,179 - Yeah. - That's us! 118 00:05:22,248 --> 00:05:23,912 We're the bride and the nun. 119 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:25,346 - We are? - Yes, 120 00:05:25,414 --> 00:05:26,544 from the newspaper. 121 00:05:26,614 --> 00:05:28,111 You're the bride and the nun? 122 00:05:28,178 --> 00:05:29,544 Mm-hmm. 123 00:05:29,609 --> 00:05:31,373 Now I gotta get rid of this tattoo. 124 00:05:31,443 --> 00:05:33,374 Beatrice and I will make much better famous people 125 00:05:33,441 --> 00:05:34,705 than Hortense. 126 00:05:34,774 --> 00:05:36,372 Maybe she didn't die in vain. 127 00:05:36,441 --> 00:05:37,772 She died in a car. 128 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,471 I found it! 129 00:05:39,537 --> 00:05:42,467 1855 Chateau De Noir. 130 00:05:42,536 --> 00:05:44,866 We were saving it to celebrate the end of the war, 131 00:05:44,935 --> 00:05:46,865 but then we found out we couldn't keep our slaves 132 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:50,298 so we just shoved it all back into storage. 133 00:05:50,366 --> 00:05:54,128 Oh, Black, that was a very competent eulogy. 134 00:05:54,198 --> 00:05:56,762 You didn't tell me you could sing. 135 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,926 I always had dreams of becoming a musician, 136 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:00,258 but with the church, 137 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,422 those dreams fell by the wayside. 138 00:06:02,491 --> 00:06:04,090 Oh, Freddy, 139 00:06:04,157 --> 00:06:06,686 I don't think you've been properly introduced. 140 00:06:06,755 --> 00:06:07,987 This is Black Donahue. 141 00:06:08,054 --> 00:06:09,486 He's going to be living here now. 142 00:06:09,554 --> 00:06:12,386 Oh, thank you, mother, thank you! 143 00:06:12,453 --> 00:06:14,051 You always know just how to make me feel better. 144 00:06:14,118 --> 00:06:16,481 What are you doing, son? 145 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:18,481 What I always do with priests. 146 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:21,414 No, he's not that kind of priest. 147 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,676 Well, I know I'm not as young as I used to be, 148 00:06:26,744 --> 00:06:28,609 but I'm still a very pretty boy. 149 00:06:34,474 --> 00:06:35,839 Hortense is gone. 150 00:06:35,985 --> 00:06:39,248 May her BMs be smooth and everlasting, 151 00:06:39,319 --> 00:06:41,250 but with her gone, 152 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:43,916 it is obvious that there is only one person 153 00:06:43,983 --> 00:06:45,416 who can replace her. 154 00:06:45,483 --> 00:06:47,411 Ladies! Ladies. 155 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,012 If I may call you that. 156 00:06:49,081 --> 00:06:50,745 Today's your lucky day. 157 00:06:50,812 --> 00:06:52,304 We've come to lead you. 158 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,593 Look, 159 00:06:53,618 --> 00:06:55,216 we may not know how to be boring 160 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,182 or how not to care that everyone's laughing 161 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,178 - at us like you... - But we do know how 162 00:06:59,248 --> 00:07:00,412 to get attention from men. 163 00:07:00,481 --> 00:07:02,411 Oh, I know how to do that! 164 00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:05,409 You just have to scream and scream 165 00:07:05,478 --> 00:07:08,807 and nag and emasculate them. 166 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:12,326 But Abortion Deb, that's only taken us so far. 167 00:07:12,408 --> 00:07:13,571 Cornetta has a point. 168 00:07:13,616 --> 00:07:14,981 And getting the approval of men 169 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:16,712 is exactly what we need in Congress. 170 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,701 No! Besides, we gotta focus on getting signatures. 171 00:07:19,779 --> 00:07:21,376 Ooh! Are those, like, autographs? 172 00:07:21,443 --> 00:07:22,808 I'm great at those. 173 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,039 No! 174 00:07:24,109 --> 00:07:25,541 This is not up for discussion. 175 00:07:25,607 --> 00:07:28,970 You two will never be a part of the NAGS. 176 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:30,968 Is this because we're not ugly enough? 177 00:07:31,037 --> 00:07:33,702 We tried really, really hard to make ourselves look like you. 178 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,700 You think we're ugly? 179 00:07:35,768 --> 00:07:39,031 Yes, but that's what you're going for, right? 180 00:07:39,102 --> 00:07:41,131 No, this is just how we look. 181 00:07:43,231 --> 00:07:45,862 So you're not doing this on purpose? 182 00:07:45,929 --> 00:07:47,461 Ugh, get it off! 183 00:07:47,527 --> 00:07:49,457 - Get it off! - I don't want it! 184 00:07:49,527 --> 00:07:50,859 Oh, I'm wearing brown! 185 00:07:50,926 --> 00:07:53,106 I feel like I'm on fire! 186 00:07:56,423 --> 00:08:01,088 ? Round the rose bush ? 187 00:08:01,154 --> 00:08:02,183 Thank you. 188 00:08:02,253 --> 00:08:04,183 I agree. I agree. 189 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,183 Now... 190 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,414 Peepers? 191 00:08:06,484 --> 00:08:07,681 Oh, Black. 192 00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:11,049 It's time for my 4:00 air bath. 193 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,046 Did you forget? 194 00:08:13,114 --> 00:08:16,777 No, madam, Father Donahue asked us to suspend our duties 195 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,609 so we could listen to him play his music. 196 00:08:19,678 --> 00:08:20,707 Ah, I see. 197 00:08:20,775 --> 00:08:22,207 Well, playtime is over. 198 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:24,273 Peepers, run my air bath. 199 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:25,503 - Right away, madam. - No! 200 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,271 As the man of the house, 201 00:08:27,339 --> 00:08:30,269 I demand that everybody listens to my concert. 202 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:32,368 Including you. Now, take a seat. 203 00:08:33,669 --> 00:08:35,367 At the servants' table? 204 00:08:35,435 --> 00:08:36,766 I'll do no such thing. 205 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,864 Yes, at the servants' table. 206 00:08:43,429 --> 00:08:45,459 All right. Sorry about that, everyone. 207 00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:48,494 "Pop Goes the Weasel." 208 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:49,690 With a twist. 209 00:09:03,651 --> 00:09:05,183 - Yes? - Hyman? 210 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,582 Oh, Blanche, please. 211 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:07,747 I'm your husband. 212 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,179 You call me Dr. Goldberg. 213 00:09:10,246 --> 00:09:13,011 Uh, I was wondering if Baby Murray could sleep 214 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:14,578 in one of your unused dresser drawers 215 00:09:14,645 --> 00:09:16,078 - while I'm working? - I'm sorry, one of? 216 00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:18,010 - One of your... - Mine? 217 00:09:18,077 --> 00:09:19,409 - Yes. - The operative word here 218 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:21,408 being "mine," as in my drawer. 219 00:09:21,476 --> 00:09:23,505 Not yours, not your baby's. 220 00:09:23,574 --> 00:09:24,570 Mine. 221 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:25,838 So no. 222 00:09:27,804 --> 00:09:30,001 Also, I don't know if it's your baby's diaper 223 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:33,001 or your body, but something in here smelled like shit 224 00:09:33,068 --> 00:09:34,997 the moment you arrived so leave. 225 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:36,433 Okay. You may go. 226 00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:37,765 I love marriage! 227 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:43,494 Pardon me, do you have 20 to 25 minutes 228 00:09:43,563 --> 00:09:46,126 to listen to a symposium on women's affairs? 229 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,624 The woman is talking to you, shithead! 230 00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:50,624 I will tear off your dick! 231 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:52,621 This doesn't seem to be working. 232 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,621 These petitions prove to Congress 233 00:09:54,688 --> 00:09:57,618 that we have the community's support behind us. 234 00:09:57,688 --> 00:09:59,187 I got one! 235 00:09:59,254 --> 00:10:01,683 "Rutherford B. Hateswomen" 236 00:10:03,351 --> 00:10:05,679 Maybe we should just call it a day. 237 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:23,804 "Bathing costume carriage wash"? 238 00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:26,536 That is just indecent! 239 00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,966 They're hardly wearing any clothes. 240 00:10:43,361 --> 00:10:46,126 Are they getting signatures? 241 00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:50,055 Seems like their way is working. 242 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,286 They sure do know how to appeal to men. 243 00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:56,953 And that's we need to bring to Congress! 244 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,549 We really want those two morons... 245 00:11:01,117 --> 00:11:03,247 Representing all women at Congress? 246 00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:05,913 They got the horse's vote. 247 00:11:08,481 --> 00:11:10,078 What would Hortense think? 248 00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:11,343 Hortense is dead. 249 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:12,643 Jane Doe. 250 00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,244 Came in late last night. 251 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,141 Farmer found her unconscious in a field. 252 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,072 God knows how long she's been wandering in the woods. 253 00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,798 Black. 254 00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:35,797 This is quite a lot of instruments. 255 00:11:35,865 --> 00:11:37,794 Where did you get all of these things? 256 00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,294 Oh, these. 257 00:11:39,363 --> 00:11:40,560 I just ordered them from the Amazon. 258 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:41,726 They have everything there. 259 00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:43,126 It's a very large jungle. 260 00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:44,958 Don't you think it's a little much? 261 00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:47,390 How else can I pursue my dream of being a musician 262 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,222 unless I have every single instrument? 263 00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:52,121 Black, there's something we should discuss. 264 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,453 You see, it's become quite clear 265 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,451 that one of us is supporting the other one of us. 266 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,717 Ah, yes, I do realize that. 267 00:12:00,783 --> 00:12:04,114 I support you emotionally, spiritually, 268 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,946 sexually, 269 00:12:06,014 --> 00:12:07,445 but you're welcome. 270 00:12:07,514 --> 00:12:09,712 It's my pleasure to do so. 271 00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:13,108 I see, but financially... 272 00:12:13,177 --> 00:12:14,207 Oh. 273 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,708 Oh. 274 00:12:15,775 --> 00:12:17,539 You're talking about money? 275 00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:19,205 Of course. Oh, yes. 276 00:12:19,274 --> 00:12:20,871 I didn't realize you cared so much about money. 277 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,270 I thought you cared about me, 278 00:12:22,337 --> 00:12:24,102 but no, it's all about money. 279 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,269 Perhaps I should get them to pack it all up then 280 00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:27,699 and I'll just give up my dream. 281 00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:29,534 Pack it all up, everyone. 282 00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,531 She only care about money and not about me. 283 00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:33,765 No, no, no, I do care about you. 284 00:12:33,831 --> 00:12:36,195 Hold on. 285 00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:40,260 I'm... I'm sorry I was cross with you. 286 00:12:40,328 --> 00:12:42,257 That's all right. I forgive you. 287 00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:45,424 The bathing costume carriage wash was a smash hit! 288 00:12:45,491 --> 00:12:48,688 So now the NAGS are letting us bring our act to Congress. 289 00:12:48,755 --> 00:12:50,520 Oh, I'm so excited! 290 00:12:50,588 --> 00:12:53,518 Lillian, this is our moment. 291 00:12:53,587 --> 00:12:55,251 I wish Hortense were alive 292 00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:57,016 so she could see us steal her dream. 293 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,751 She's so selfish. 294 00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,683 Ladies, we came to wish you luck. 295 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,347 Now get out there and tell the world 296 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,246 that women deserve the right to vote. 297 00:13:07,313 --> 00:13:08,510 Sorry. 298 00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,243 Sorry, I thought you said "vote." 299 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,074 - We did. - There's no time for joking. 300 00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:15,740 - We're at Congress. - I've never joked 301 00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:17,005 in my entire life. 302 00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:18,404 This is why we're here? 303 00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:19,736 To help women get the right to vote? 304 00:13:19,805 --> 00:13:21,336 - Us? - Why did you think 305 00:13:21,405 --> 00:13:22,535 - you were here? - Oh, well, I figured 306 00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:24,203 it was an appearance. 307 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,034 A sort of a meet and greet for all of our new fans. 308 00:13:26,101 --> 00:13:28,365 No, it's about suffrage. 309 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,031 That's why Hortense was famous. 310 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,198 She was going to get us the right to vote. 311 00:13:32,265 --> 00:13:33,597 You didn't know that? 312 00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:36,827 - No. - I [Bleep] hate women! 313 00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:54,553 Over my dead body! 314 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,984 Oh, shit. 315 00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:32,228 Oh, this train's coming right at me. 316 00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:34,228 That's incredible. 317 00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:35,294 Oh, my God! Oh! 318 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,726 What have you done with the morphine room? 319 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,225 This is my dojo. 320 00:14:40,294 --> 00:14:42,125 - Pause. - I know what you're doing, 321 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:44,222 Father Donahue, and I demand that you stop taking advantage 322 00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:46,621 of Lady Dodo's kind heart and generosity. 323 00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:50,319 - Or what? - Or feel the full wrath 324 00:14:50,387 --> 00:14:51,819 of Mr. Peepers. 325 00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,650 All right, Mr. Peepers. 326 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,251 Let me feel this wrath. 327 00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,779 A duel. 328 00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:05,776 A duel it is. 329 00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:07,344 To the death. 330 00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:08,709 Artistically speaking. 331 00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:14,106 Warm my fingers, please, Garfield. 332 00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,437 Do you have one of those glass things 333 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:16,837 you put on your finger? 334 00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:18,435 The duel was under your initiation. 335 00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:19,736 - You begin. - Fine. 336 00:15:19,804 --> 00:15:22,234 Garfield, give us a C, please. 337 00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,196 Ooh, that's off. 338 00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:28,664 - That's off, isn't it? - Yes. 339 00:15:28,732 --> 00:15:31,029 We'll just try that again. 340 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,594 It's probably easier if I tune to you. 341 00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:34,595 Fine. 342 00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:41,523 Does that sound okay? 343 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,024 - What note is that? - I don't know. 344 00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:44,854 Do you know, "Oh, He's My Savior, 345 00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,853 - Let Him Come Amongst Us"? - Do you have a tuning fork? 346 00:15:46,922 --> 00:15:48,852 Do you know, "Oh, Christ, Here He Is"? 347 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,752 Do you know "Camptown Races"? 348 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,982 Do you know, "Oh, Gay Are The Days For He Is The One"? 349 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,983 Do you know, "Champagne Charlie Was His Name"? 350 00:15:55,049 --> 00:15:56,615 How does that go? 351 00:15:56,683 --> 00:15:58,613 - Is that... - ? Champagne Charlie ? 352 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,378 Are you alone? 353 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,111 Does it look like I'm alone? 354 00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:05,611 Yes. 355 00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:07,376 There are two other men in this room. 356 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:08,875 Yes, but I always [Bleep] in front of them. 357 00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:10,373 It's true. 358 00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:13,206 I've been very bad, Padre. 359 00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:16,203 You may need to spank me. 360 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,102 - Frederick. - Mmm? 361 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,534 I will never, ever make love to you. 362 00:16:20,602 --> 00:16:22,531 Ever. 363 00:16:25,598 --> 00:16:28,362 We'll continue this later, sir. 364 00:16:28,432 --> 00:16:30,997 Don't get on my bad side, Peepers. 365 00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:32,995 I intend to be here 366 00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:34,991 for a very long time. 367 00:16:38,893 --> 00:16:40,823 Speaking on behalf of women's suffrage, 368 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,820 Beatrice and Lillian Bellacourt. 369 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:47,218 It's actually pronounced Lillian and Beatrice Bellacourt. 370 00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:50,051 Ladies, you have the floor. 371 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,051 Why should women get the right to vote? 372 00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:57,346 Why should women get the right to vote? 373 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,210 On the one hand, voting could lead 374 00:17:02,278 --> 00:17:04,541 to women thinking they should have opinions, 375 00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:07,774 or jobs, or control over their own bodies. 376 00:17:07,842 --> 00:17:09,374 On the other hand, 377 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,206 all those women would worship me. 378 00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:12,605 On the other hand, 379 00:17:12,672 --> 00:17:14,868 I hate the Jews. 380 00:17:14,938 --> 00:17:17,602 Hmm, not sure what that has to do with anything. 381 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,434 Miss Bellacourt? 382 00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:20,868 We're waiting. 383 00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:23,633 Why should we allow women's suffrage? 384 00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:24,795 Oh. 385 00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:25,963 Um. 386 00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:31,460 Because you know they're going to get the vote eventually, 387 00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:33,293 and if you help make that happen, 388 00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:35,125 they'll vote for you and keep you in office for life, 389 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:37,622 but if you try to stop it, they'll vote against you, 390 00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,953 and your worst fear will come true. 391 00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:41,954 You'll lose your power. 392 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,018 But won't you all just want to vote for other women? 393 00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:49,615 Oh, uh, women hate each other. 394 00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:52,214 Well, you've made some compelling points here today, 395 00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:54,982 and I think a lady vote makes a lot of sense. 396 00:17:57,415 --> 00:18:01,177 Stop! 397 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,009 I must speak! 398 00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:05,006 Like a Lazarus from the grave, 399 00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:07,707 I am back, you pieces of shit. 400 00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:10,873 Hortense! You're alive? 401 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,368 You look so different. 402 00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:14,534 Of course I look different. 403 00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:15,867 I've been in a car accident! 404 00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:17,301 That changes a woman! 405 00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:18,967 Do not listen to these fools, 406 00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:20,632 they know not what they say. 407 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,464 The reason to allow the vote for women 408 00:18:23,532 --> 00:18:25,696 is because they are equal to men! 409 00:18:25,765 --> 00:18:27,130 No, they're not. 410 00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:29,861 Down with the patriarchy! 411 00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:31,125 You idiot! 412 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,212 Do you think we should tell them we already voted 413 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,045 on women's suffrage and that they already lost? 414 00:19:07,441 --> 00:19:09,371 I can't believe this happened to us. 415 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,036 Well, on the bright side, 416 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,701 we'll never have to vote or get a job, 417 00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:14,469 so there's that. 418 00:19:14,536 --> 00:19:15,732 Oh. 419 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,563 Time for bed. 420 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,395 Darling, never interrupt a man 421 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,330 in the midst of his creative flow. 422 00:19:27,394 --> 00:19:29,225 But darling, we haven't had carnal relations 423 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,993 - since you've been here. - I don't want anything 424 00:19:31,061 --> 00:19:32,724 to distract me from my pursuits. 425 00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:35,558 You're not holding up your end of the bargain. 426 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:36,655 Which is? 427 00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:38,488 To [Bleep] me. 428 00:19:38,555 --> 00:19:40,486 Spending my money and mistreating me 429 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,386 in front of the servants is one thing. 430 00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:45,551 If I wanted to be with a man who didn't penetrate me, 431 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:48,383 I would have tolerated my life with the Commodore. 432 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,214 A woman of your age should be grateful 433 00:19:50,283 --> 00:19:52,214 for the attention of any man. 434 00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:53,647 Get out. 435 00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,213 I'm sorry, that was harsh. 436 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,978 I know how to make it up to you. 437 00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:03,106 Dodo Bellacourt, 438 00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:05,005 will you marry me? 439 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:08,005 So I can go back to not owning my house 440 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,836 and not having my own money? 441 00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:11,934 Yes. 442 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,502 Get out! 443 00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:16,000 - Of the room? - Get out of my house! 444 00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:17,601 All right. 445 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,265 - I'm leaving then. - Get out! 446 00:20:21,198 --> 00:20:22,462 And leave that ring. 447 00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:24,463 I know you took it from my dresser. 448 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:25,527 I was going to get another one. 449 00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:27,061 This is temporary. 450 00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:31,290 All I want in this world 451 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,890 is for my little baby Murray to have a good life. 452 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,722 I will do anything. 453 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,486 Anything! 454 00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:40,819 Here you go. 455 00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,817 Hi. 456 00:20:42,887 --> 00:20:44,817 Yes, hello. 457 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,313 I love you, Baby Murray. 458 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,712 I love you. 459 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:02,532 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 460 00:21:02,573 --> 00:21:03,903 Are you looking for your bible? 461 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,334 I think you need it more than I do. 462 00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:12,266 So many rules. 463 00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:14,266 - Will you read one to me? - No, Frederick.