1 00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:20,223 Room 104 1x02 "Pizza Boy" August 5, 2017 2 00:00:20,347 --> 00:00:24,769 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 3 00:00:31,834 --> 00:00:34,625 Sorry about that. What do I owe you? 4 00:00:35,917 --> 00:00:38,204 Uh, 22.42. 5 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:39,495 For one pizza? 6 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,787 By God. 7 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,745 Better be goddamn delicious. 8 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,126 Um, one second. 9 00:00:52,245 --> 00:00:55,120 Come on, wallet. 10 00:00:55,126 --> 00:00:57,468 I'm sorry, you could come in and shut the door. 11 00:00:57,541 --> 00:00:58,953 It's freezing out there. 12 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:15,121 I'm sorry. Stupid wallet. What's your name? 13 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:17,370 - Jarod. - Jarod. 14 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:20,417 I am such a nincompoop. 15 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:22,900 So, you probably got, like, a hundred pizzas 16 00:01:22,946 --> 00:01:24,729 in the car that need delivering, right? 17 00:01:27,001 --> 00:01:30,745 Uh, no, it's fine. Just, you know, need to get back when I can. 18 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,578 Right. Come on, wallet. No! 19 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:39,495 Wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet! 20 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,662 Ah, two seconds. 21 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,870 Make yourself at home. 22 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:45,001 Um... 23 00:02:08,126 --> 00:02:09,829 Got it! All right. 24 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:12,417 22-something... son of a... 25 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,370 Oop. 26 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:17,578 Perfect time to run out of cash, right? 27 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:20,079 Look at me wasting your time. The prime of your youth. 28 00:02:20,084 --> 00:02:23,328 Sending you on a wild goose chase for dollars that don't exist. 29 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:24,870 - It's fine. - Honey. 30 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:26,912 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. Do you have any cash? 31 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:29,037 - You know I don't carry cash. - I know you don't carry cash. 32 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:30,788 Why would you carry cash when you just take 33 00:02:30,794 --> 00:02:32,370 it from my wallet whenever you need it? 34 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:34,620 Um, all right, Jarod, here's the deal. 35 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:35,954 There's a cash machine down the street. 36 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:38,912 I will be back in four minutes, five tops. 37 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:40,912 It's all right, you can trust me. 38 00:02:40,917 --> 00:02:43,079 I'll even leave my wife as collateral, all right? 39 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:46,037 Um, you know, you can just call a credit card in. 40 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,954 No, no, no, that's silly 'cause then they tax your tip 41 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:50,246 'cause you have to declare it. 42 00:02:50,251 --> 00:02:51,912 Believe me, I know the drill. 43 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,745 - I'll be right back. - It's really not that... 44 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,750 honestly, the card... 45 00:02:57,292 --> 00:02:59,583 Can I get your help with something? 46 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,578 Sure. 47 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:07,917 In here. 48 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:25,959 Do you like this dress? 49 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:31,079 Uh, yes. 50 00:03:31,084 --> 00:03:33,537 That rhymes. 51 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:35,954 - What... what rhymes? - Yes, dress. 52 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:37,745 Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. 53 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:40,126 Yeah, it does, huh? 54 00:03:42,542 --> 00:03:44,126 Did you prefer the other one? 55 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,323 What? 56 00:03:47,329 --> 00:03:50,287 Did you like the other dress I was wearing before 57 00:03:50,292 --> 00:03:51,792 better than this one? 58 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:55,959 Which... which dress? 59 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:05,500 You know, this one. 60 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:14,787 I, uh... I don't know. 61 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,870 You don't know? 62 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:19,042 Because you've never seen it on me before? 63 00:04:22,292 --> 00:04:25,870 Or because you were looking at my breasts when I took it off 64 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:29,024 and you didn't focus on the dress? 65 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,482 That rhymes, too. 66 00:04:31,487 --> 00:04:34,981 - Breasts, dress. - Yes. 67 00:04:34,986 --> 00:04:36,820 Well, which is it? 68 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:40,680 What? 69 00:04:42,111 --> 00:04:43,940 Okay, that's all I needed. 70 00:04:43,945 --> 00:04:45,320 You can go now. 71 00:04:48,445 --> 00:04:50,403 If you want. 72 00:05:01,487 --> 00:05:03,981 I'm gonna try on a third dress, 73 00:05:03,986 --> 00:05:05,904 but this time, no peeking. 74 00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:07,712 Okay. 75 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:10,315 - I said no peeking. - I'm not! 76 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,523 Ho dare you look at me. Look away! 77 00:05:12,528 --> 00:05:14,820 - I am! - Jarod! 78 00:05:16,028 --> 00:05:18,273 That's better. 79 00:05:18,278 --> 00:05:21,649 So long as you're not looking, 80 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,195 it's okay. 81 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,440 Do you want some of that pizza? 82 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,482 No, thanks. 83 00:05:46,487 --> 00:05:48,445 We're not gonna eat it, so. 84 00:05:52,487 --> 00:05:54,607 If you're... if you're not gonna eat it, 85 00:05:54,612 --> 00:05:57,690 why did you order it? 86 00:05:57,695 --> 00:06:00,570 That's a good question. 87 00:06:03,195 --> 00:06:04,779 It's not that I don't like pizza. 88 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:09,820 I love it. 89 00:06:11,612 --> 00:06:13,153 It's just... 90 00:06:14,528 --> 00:06:17,153 when all you ever have is pizza... 91 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,487 you get tired of it. 92 00:06:21,695 --> 00:06:23,904 Makes you want something new. 93 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:26,570 Something different. 94 00:06:32,862 --> 00:06:35,440 And your... your husband, 95 00:06:35,445 --> 00:06:37,940 how does he feel about pizza? 96 00:06:37,945 --> 00:06:42,398 I don't think Scott's been hungry in a long, long time. 97 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,779 In fact... 98 00:06:45,278 --> 00:06:46,774 I don't think Scott would notice 99 00:06:46,779 --> 00:06:49,320 if a nice piece of pizza came right up and bit him. 100 00:06:54,904 --> 00:06:58,487 Must be weird delivering pizza to all these strange people. 101 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,023 Sometimes. 102 00:07:02,028 --> 00:07:05,695 Have you ever had any strange encounters? 103 00:07:11,236 --> 00:07:12,981 Not really. 104 00:07:12,986 --> 00:07:16,940 Well, I have a hard time believing that. 105 00:07:16,945 --> 00:07:19,111 A guy like you... 106 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:22,981 Have you ever served pizza 107 00:07:22,986 --> 00:07:27,612 to, say, a woman like me before? 108 00:07:30,862 --> 00:07:35,857 I... I mean, I've served pizza before. 109 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:37,732 You have? 110 00:07:37,737 --> 00:07:40,065 Yeah. Yeah, of course, yeah. 111 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,065 How many times? 112 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,862 Sure, uh... 113 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:49,695 A bunch. A bunch of times. 114 00:07:51,362 --> 00:07:53,690 Interesting. 115 00:07:53,695 --> 00:07:55,607 Experienced. 116 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:57,528 Yeah, a bunch of times. 117 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,482 You haven't answered my question. 118 00:08:01,487 --> 00:08:02,523 What question? 119 00:08:02,528 --> 00:08:05,940 Have you ever served pizza 120 00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:08,487 to a woman like me before? 121 00:08:14,737 --> 00:08:16,570 No, ma'am. 122 00:08:18,195 --> 00:08:20,195 So, here we are. 123 00:08:21,362 --> 00:08:23,612 So hungry. 124 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:32,236 Are you gonna bring me that pizza or what? 125 00:08:35,528 --> 00:08:37,862 I want that pizza, Jarod. 126 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,899 I ordered that pizza, 127 00:08:41,904 --> 00:08:45,236 and now I'm ordering you to bring me that pizza. 128 00:09:44,195 --> 00:09:46,023 Whew! 129 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:48,695 Damn, it is cold out there. 130 00:09:50,028 --> 00:09:51,815 Colder than a witch's titty. 131 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:55,607 Man! But I got it. 132 00:09:55,612 --> 00:10:00,148 22-something and a huge tip for Jarod! 133 00:10:00,153 --> 00:10:03,357 Could you have taken any longer, Scott? 134 00:10:03,362 --> 00:10:04,940 What? 135 00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:07,523 Wait, Jennifer, where are you... where are you... 136 00:10:07,528 --> 00:10:09,190 Jen, come back. 137 00:10:09,195 --> 00:10:10,654 Don't! 138 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:17,065 What did I say? 139 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,070 Jeez, I went to the ATM. What...? 140 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,732 I mean... 141 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:34,820 Women, huh? 142 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:39,565 You can't live with 'em... 143 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,362 Pass the Beer Nuts. 144 00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:50,737 You got a girlfriend, Jarod? 145 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,523 Uh, no, thanks. 146 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:57,231 I... I really gotta get back to work. 147 00:10:57,236 --> 00:10:59,607 Yeah. 148 00:10:59,612 --> 00:11:03,565 You two sure know how to make a guy feel good about himself. 149 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:07,732 It's like I come in, two seconds, you're both running out 150 00:11:07,737 --> 00:11:09,737 quicker than two shakes of a lamb's tail. 151 00:11:12,362 --> 00:11:13,981 I'm... I'm sorry. It's not personal. 152 00:11:13,986 --> 00:11:15,607 I just really gotta get back to work. 153 00:11:15,612 --> 00:11:17,904 I'm kidding. It's fine. 154 00:11:20,028 --> 00:11:21,904 It's fine. 155 00:11:31,445 --> 00:11:34,398 I do kind of need the money for the pizza. 156 00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,649 Yes, money. 157 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,815 22-something, plus a tip, 158 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,981 which should be sizable 159 00:11:43,986 --> 00:11:46,340 considering we've been wasting your time lollygagging. 160 00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:50,231 - No, it's no problem. - Don't sweat it. 161 00:11:50,236 --> 00:11:53,148 Ah, a text from Jennifer. 162 00:11:53,153 --> 00:11:55,612 Probably apologizing as we speak. 163 00:11:56,779 --> 00:11:57,945 Great. 164 00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:09,111 How big of a tip were you expecting, Jarod? 165 00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:12,904 Excuse me? 166 00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:16,111 Just curious what you think I should tip you. 167 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:21,482 Just whatever you think is appropriate is fine. 168 00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:23,774 Well, I guess I don't... I don't know what's customary... 169 00:12:23,779 --> 00:12:26,607 - 10%, 20%? - Sure, yeah, either one. 170 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,111 That'd... that'd be great. Thank you. 171 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,357 I guess it would help if I understood what services you performed 172 00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:37,231 so that I can get the amount right. 173 00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:40,981 I delivered the pizza. 174 00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:42,862 What kind of pizza? 175 00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:48,815 - The meat lovers. - Right, meat lovers. 176 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,607 Right. 177 00:12:50,612 --> 00:12:53,445 Did you provide any services for my wife while I was gone? 178 00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:59,278 - Not really. - Really? 179 00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:02,654 Nothing? 180 00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:06,690 Uh... no. 181 00:13:06,695 --> 00:13:09,690 'Cause it would seem to me that the pizza, 182 00:13:09,695 --> 00:13:11,857 which was on the table when I left, 183 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:14,690 is now... 184 00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:17,899 on the bed instead. 185 00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,357 Huh. 186 00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:20,815 I guess... 187 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:23,862 - that is... - Hey, that rhymes. 188 00:13:25,779 --> 00:13:28,403 Instead, bed. 189 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:36,862 Did you deliver the meat lovers to my wife on that bed? 190 00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:40,528 Sort of. 191 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:43,403 Sort of? 192 00:13:46,904 --> 00:13:49,106 Jarod, I am no expert in what you do, 193 00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,981 but it would seem to me 194 00:13:50,986 --> 00:13:55,690 either you did or did not serve my wife the meat lover 195 00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:57,612 on that bed. 196 00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:04,815 Gosh, I have gotta get back to work. 197 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:08,570 - I got so many others to deliver. - That would not be fair. 198 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,523 I wanna pay you for your services, 199 00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:13,482 I just need to know what they were 200 00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:15,528 so that I can give you the proper tip. 201 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,899 - Can I just go home? - Not until I tip you. 202 00:14:24,236 --> 00:14:26,857 All right. 203 00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:29,065 Let me put it this way... 204 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:31,820 how many times did you fuck my wife? 205 00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:36,981 Oh... oh, my gosh, sir. I... I did not. 206 00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:37,788 I would never. 207 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,190 What... what are you saying, my wife is ugly? 208 00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:42,065 - No, no. - So, you're saying she's hot? 209 00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,899 No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. 210 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:45,899 So, you just fuck anything, then, right? Is that your deal? 211 00:14:45,904 --> 00:14:47,590 You just go around delivering meat lovers 212 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,231 pizzas willy-nilly wherever you go? 213 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,106 No, no, no, I did not say that. 214 00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:52,649 - Didn't do it a second time? - I didn't do a first time. 215 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,148 - Why not? She didn't ask you? - No. 216 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,398 So, she asked you to fuck her? 217 00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:57,940 Just give me the number, Jarod. 218 00:14:57,945 --> 00:14:59,899 - Jarod! - I didn't touch her! Ah! 219 00:14:59,904 --> 00:15:01,732 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Help! 220 00:15:01,737 --> 00:15:04,106 Help! Help! Ow! 221 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,278 Help! 222 00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:13,899 Ah! 223 00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:18,273 Help! Help! 224 00:15:18,278 --> 00:15:21,440 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. 225 00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:28,320 No, no, no! 226 00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:49,445 Relax, Jarod. 227 00:15:50,986 --> 00:15:52,357 Relax. 228 00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:55,153 I'm not gonna hurt you. 229 00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,732 In fact, I like you. 230 00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:02,273 I mean, that's the whole "you know" of it all 231 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:05,857 is I liked you from the second I opened that door. 232 00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:07,153 So... 233 00:16:09,362 --> 00:16:11,153 I'm gonna make it easy on you. 234 00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:16,190 Either you tell me 235 00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:20,148 the number of times you fucked my wife, 236 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,236 or... 237 00:16:23,487 --> 00:16:26,565 I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you. 238 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,815 Oh, my God. 239 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,357 Hmm? 240 00:16:30,362 --> 00:16:33,065 ? Ain't no two ways about it... ? 241 00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,065 - Need that number, Jarod. - Oh, my God. 242 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,398 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why are you... please stop. 243 00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:39,857 Just give me that number. I will give you your 22-something, 244 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,106 plus your fair tip. 245 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,565 There's no number, there's no number. 246 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,940 Help! Help, help! 247 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:47,065 - I will untie you... - Help! 248 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:50,231 - ...and you can go back to work. - Help! Help! 249 00:16:50,236 --> 00:16:52,445 Help! Oh, my God. 250 00:16:53,737 --> 00:16:55,690 - Partner. - No, no! Ow! 251 00:16:55,695 --> 00:16:57,523 Huh? 252 00:16:57,528 --> 00:17:00,357 - I didn't, I didn't, I didn't! - I need that number, Jarod. 253 00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,523 There's no number! I swear, I didn't touch her! 254 00:17:02,528 --> 00:17:03,774 I didn't touch her. I didn't touch her. 255 00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:05,231 I didn't touch her! None! 256 00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:07,148 I didn't do it! I didn't touch her! 257 00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:09,732 I didn't touch her. I didn't touch her. 258 00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:17,315 I'm not gonna get mad, okay? 259 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,940 I'm not. 260 00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:20,570 I'm not gonna get mad. 261 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:26,523 How many times? 262 00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:30,482 What are you doing? 263 00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:32,440 - Ah, there she is. - Help! 264 00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:34,940 - Why is he tied up? - He told me everything. 265 00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:37,398 - What are you talking about? - Don't you play dumb with me, woman. 266 00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:40,106 I know about the sucking and the fucking 267 00:17:40,111 --> 00:17:42,190 and the long distance trucking. 268 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,857 The whole shebang, Mama Joe! 269 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,774 Help! Help! Untie me. He's gone crazy! 270 00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:47,273 - Oh, I'm crazy? - Yeah! 271 00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:49,607 I leave the room for seven fucking minutes 272 00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,732 - and this is what happens... - Scott. 273 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,231 - ...and I'm the crazy one. - This is insane. Let him go. 274 00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:56,482 You gotta call the police! 275 00:17:56,487 --> 00:17:57,899 Help! 276 00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:59,981 Shh, all right. 277 00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:09,523 - I will let him go. - Thank you. 278 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,231 But first, 279 00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:16,231 - I will take down his pants... - No! 280 00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:18,148 - No! Help! - ...assuming his meat lover 281 00:18:18,153 --> 00:18:19,815 - doesn't smell like your meat lover... - Help! 282 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:22,362 - ...I will let him go. - Stop it! Enough! 283 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,981 - Thank you. - You told him about us? 284 00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:28,940 What? 285 00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:30,607 How could you? 286 00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:32,649 I didn't... I didn't say anything. 287 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,440 That was special. That was just for us. 288 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,732 I didn't... I didn't say a word. I didn't tell him anything. 289 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:40,023 - He's right, he didn't. - There's nothing to tell! 290 00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:41,565 - I figured it out. - Oh, my God. 291 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:44,357 - I knew it. - What do you expect, Scott? 292 00:18:44,362 --> 00:18:47,857 I expected you to honor our marriage vows 293 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,482 and not fuck the first pizza boy who came through the door! 294 00:18:50,487 --> 00:18:52,357 - You drove me to him! - What?! 295 00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:55,190 - But nothing happened! - I go to Pilates, I do yoga! 296 00:18:55,195 --> 00:18:56,070 What? 297 00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:58,690 I even went to that goddamn facialist you recommended. 298 00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:01,523 - Again with the facialist! - And you give me nothing! 299 00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:05,607 You look at me like a used veneer 300 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,857 pine IKEA desk from craigslist! 301 00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:11,565 Okay, Scott, Scott, nothing happened, I swear. 302 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:14,190 - You goddamn slut. - You selfish son of a bitch. 303 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,273 My mother told me I was marrying a whore! 304 00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:18,940 - You treat me like dirt! - Showing your titties all over town! 305 00:19:18,945 --> 00:19:21,565 Now I'm gonna make you pay for it! 306 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,565 Okay, everybody just needs to calm down. 307 00:19:27,111 --> 00:19:28,981 Guys. Guys! 308 00:19:28,986 --> 00:19:31,023 Help! Somebody help! 309 00:19:31,028 --> 00:19:33,940 There's one of those slutty titties. 310 00:19:33,945 --> 00:19:35,357 See that, Jarod? Huh? 311 00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:36,940 - Wanna see the other one? - No. No. 312 00:19:36,945 --> 00:19:38,899 No! 313 00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:40,565 Oh, God. 314 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,065 - Oh, God. - There they are. 315 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:43,231 Look at 'em. 316 00:19:43,236 --> 00:19:44,398 - Remember these, huh? - No! 317 00:19:44,403 --> 00:19:45,815 Remember when you fondled these titties 318 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,065 and broke my fragile heart? 319 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,899 I never fondled any titties. Help! 320 00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,940 It's 'cause you wanted Scott all along, isn't it, Jarod? 321 00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,398 - Help! Wait. - That's right. 322 00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:54,440 You used me to get to Scott, didn't you? 323 00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:56,231 - No! - Yeah! 324 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,482 - Yeah, that's right. - He used you to get to me. 325 00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:00,445 That's what happened. 326 00:20:01,737 --> 00:20:04,273 - Yeah. - Help! Help! 327 00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:05,857 No! 328 00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:07,607 Over here, Jarod. 329 00:20:07,612 --> 00:20:09,440 - It's what you wanted. - Look over here. 330 00:20:09,445 --> 00:20:11,190 - Here's your tip, meat lover. - No, thanks. 331 00:20:11,195 --> 00:20:12,649 - Look at me. - Look at us, Jarod. 332 00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,398 - Look at Daddy. - Help! Somebody help! 333 00:20:14,403 --> 00:20:16,981 - Look at Mommy! Oh, my God! - Please help! 334 00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:18,440 - Oh, God! - Oh, God. 335 00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:19,857 Oh, God! 336 00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:21,523 Oh, God, oh, God! 337 00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:24,111 Oh, God! Oh, God! 338 00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:03,190 That was not half bad for your first time. 339 00:21:04,737 --> 00:21:06,690 - Bill. - Sir? 340 00:21:06,695 --> 00:21:09,482 You did a good job of making me feel uneasy. 341 00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:13,398 Where you lost me was in the characterization. 342 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:15,857 I mean, you started off as this somewhat cosmopolitan weirdo 343 00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:17,890 and then digressed into this... I mean, 344 00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:20,065 you tell me, buddy... a Southern dad? 345 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,857 It was all over the place. 346 00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:24,398 Yeah, I had trouble finding the character. 347 00:21:24,403 --> 00:21:27,649 Make bold choices and stick with them. 348 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,065 - Yes, sir. - Now, Lisa. 349 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:34,528 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. 350 00:21:39,403 --> 00:21:41,528 We do have to talk about those breasts. 351 00:21:43,195 --> 00:21:44,440 Sweetheart, I've been to the Louvre, 352 00:21:44,445 --> 00:21:47,065 and those things are the fucking Mona Lisa. 353 00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,357 Thank you. 354 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:50,565 But I gotta say 355 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:54,315 I think your choice to show them to me so soon after I came in the room, 356 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,857 that was a mistake. 357 00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:57,899 'Cause here's what you gotta understand... 358 00:21:57,904 --> 00:21:59,899 most of our clients... 359 00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:01,523 I mean, hell, all our clients... 360 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,857 are major voyeurs. 361 00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,357 Okay? 362 00:22:04,362 --> 00:22:06,148 So, I mean, you're gonna wanna hold that off 363 00:22:06,153 --> 00:22:10,398 for as long as you can. 364 00:22:10,403 --> 00:22:13,065 - That's your trump card. - Yes, sir. 365 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,070 Understood. 366 00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:18,148 Mm! 367 00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:19,570 Almost forgot. 368 00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:22,779 What's this? 369 00:22:22,785 --> 00:22:25,398 I... I thought this was just an audition. 370 00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:27,403 Well, you worked hard. You earned it. 371 00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:31,190 - All righty. - Great. 372 00:22:31,195 --> 00:22:32,815 Get yourselves and this place cleaned up. 373 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:36,981 Your first client will be here... holy shit... any minute now. 374 00:22:36,986 --> 00:22:38,857 We'll run the pizza boy sketch again. 375 00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:41,899 Take my notes, implement them. 376 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,695 You're gonna do great. 377 00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:57,732 Just a second! 378 00:23:14,445 --> 00:23:15,820 Be right there. 379 00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:34,273 Sorry about that. What do I owe you? 380 00:23:38,153 --> 00:23:41,315 ? I don't have to hang out ? 381 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,315 ? At some old redneck roadhouse ? 382 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,654 ? Spending up my money, shooting 'em down ? 383 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,981 ? 'Cause I found something better ? 384 00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:56,649 ? Lord, I swear I never ? 385 00:23:56,654 --> 00:24:00,779 ? Thought love could feel as right as it feels now ? 386 00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:06,857 ? Ain't no two ways about it ? 387 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,815 ? I can't live without it ? 388 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:14,195 ? Her love just gets sweeter every day ? 389 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,899 ? Oh, endless TLC ? 390 00:24:18,904 --> 00:24:21,857 ? That's her philosophy ? 391 00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:24,899 ? Ain't no two ways about it ? 392 00:24:24,904 --> 00:24:27,820 ? She's the one for me. ? 393 00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:34,108 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com