1 00:00:01,139 --> 00:00:02,856 Previously on Scorpion... 2 00:00:02,857 --> 00:00:03,844 That's Quincy Berkstead. 3 00:00:03,845 --> 00:00:05,278 The man who stole your fiancée? 4 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,247 Quincy, really? Nobody wants to see me in my bikini. 5 00:00:08,249 --> 00:00:10,049 - Amy? - That's Amy? 6 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,317 Toby doesn't gamble anymore. 7 00:00:11,319 --> 00:00:12,885 He quit gambling? How? 8 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,958 Well, if he didn't, I would have walked. 9 00:00:15,104 --> 00:00:17,037 The new Chair of Blades book comes out today, 10 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:18,539 and I had it delivered here instead of my apartment. 11 00:00:18,541 --> 00:00:20,174 It took J. Randall P. Smythe 12 00:00:20,176 --> 00:00:22,576 ten years to write this. 13 00:00:22,578 --> 00:00:24,378 So I saw you talking to Flo earlier. 14 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:26,046 You glad I convinced you to keep her around? 15 00:00:26,048 --> 00:00:27,481 Yes. I have to admit 16 00:00:27,483 --> 00:00:30,417 the reason why I didn't want her to come was, uh, childish. 17 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:31,885 - What was that? - It's very silly, actually. 18 00:00:31,887 --> 00:00:33,687 I-I dreamt we were married and we kissed. 19 00:00:33,689 --> 00:00:35,222 What?! 20 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,260 Question number one: 21 00:00:40,262 --> 00:00:42,129 Where did you two first meet? 22 00:00:42,131 --> 00:00:44,865 Hup. Please read the question in the proper form. 23 00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:46,833 Absolutely not doing that. 24 00:00:46,835 --> 00:00:48,902 Come on. The contest is tonight, and we want to win. 25 00:00:48,904 --> 00:00:50,571 Didn't your football coach say "Practice like you play"? 26 00:00:50,573 --> 00:00:52,573 No, actually he said, "If you're complaining 27 00:00:52,575 --> 00:00:53,907 "about how the ball bounces, 28 00:00:53,909 --> 00:00:56,210 you're probably the jackass who dropped it." 29 00:00:56,212 --> 00:00:57,945 Wonderful tangent. Game, please? 30 00:00:57,947 --> 00:01:00,013 Fine. 31 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:01,848 A query, 32 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:03,684 my dearies: 33 00:01:03,686 --> 00:01:07,120 Where did you first meet your deary? 34 00:01:07,122 --> 00:01:08,422 Nemo's Diner. 35 00:01:08,424 --> 00:01:09,990 Next question. Bring it on. 36 00:01:09,992 --> 00:01:13,694 A query, my dearies: 37 00:01:13,696 --> 00:01:17,130 What was the first foreign country you traveled to 38 00:01:17,132 --> 00:01:18,065 with your deary? 39 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:19,199 Bosnia. 40 00:01:19,201 --> 00:01:21,034 We must be like butter 41 00:01:21,036 --> 00:01:22,269 'cause we're on a roll. 42 00:01:22,271 --> 00:01:27,341 A query, my dearies: 43 00:01:27,343 --> 00:01:30,077 Where did you first kiss your deary? 44 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:31,378 At Kovelsky's. In the garage. 45 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:32,546 Huh? 46 00:01:33,482 --> 00:01:35,716 - Wrong. - Uh-oh. 47 00:01:35,718 --> 00:01:37,751 That's the sound of a couple that is about 48 00:01:37,753 --> 00:01:39,353 to lose their desks. 49 00:01:39,355 --> 00:01:41,021 Our first kiss was in Kovelsky's 50 00:01:41,023 --> 00:01:42,189 coat closet. 51 00:01:42,191 --> 00:01:43,824 Actually, my deary, our first kiss came 52 00:01:43,826 --> 00:01:45,325 at your desk, when we were testing 53 00:01:45,327 --> 00:01:48,195 to see if we had any attraction to each other. 54 00:01:48,197 --> 00:01:50,597 That wasn't romantic, it was an experiment. It doesn't count. 55 00:01:50,599 --> 00:01:53,000 Did our lips press against each other in a passionate encounter? 56 00:01:53,002 --> 00:01:55,335 That's a kiss. 57 00:01:55,337 --> 00:01:57,004 Engine block will fit nicely. 58 00:01:57,006 --> 00:01:58,071 You're not taking our desks. 59 00:01:58,073 --> 00:01:59,206 We had a deal. 60 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,907 After we beat your tuchases in this game, 61 00:02:00,909 --> 00:02:02,342 Happy and I get your desks. 62 00:02:02,344 --> 00:02:03,543 Asinine. 63 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:05,212 No, it's scientific. 64 00:02:05,214 --> 00:02:06,613 I'm trying to fertilize my wife. 65 00:02:06,615 --> 00:02:07,914 Gross. Gross. 66 00:02:07,916 --> 00:02:09,950 And studies prove that couples that see each other 67 00:02:09,952 --> 00:02:11,918 more often have a higher rate of success 68 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,621 when the tadpole train pulls into the ovulation station. 69 00:02:14,623 --> 00:02:16,857 You can see her from your desk. 70 00:02:16,859 --> 00:02:18,692 No, no, no. I want to be right across from her. 71 00:02:18,694 --> 00:02:20,661 I want Happy to get pregnant as much as anyone, 72 00:02:20,663 --> 00:02:22,329 but I am office manager. 73 00:02:22,331 --> 00:02:23,997 My desk needs to be centrally located, 74 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:26,066 not over by all that greasy stuff. 75 00:02:26,068 --> 00:02:28,268 Yeah, and I think it's stupid, so we'll win the game, 76 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:29,603 you two will owe us dinner at Kovelsky's, 77 00:02:29,605 --> 00:02:31,171 and we will retain our work stations. 78 00:02:31,173 --> 00:02:34,374 Don't be so sure, my dearies. 79 00:02:34,376 --> 00:02:35,509 You're both wrong. 80 00:02:35,511 --> 00:02:36,576 Huh? Your first kiss 81 00:02:36,578 --> 00:02:38,712 was when Paige kissed Walt 82 00:02:38,714 --> 00:02:40,614 when he was out cold in the hospital. 83 00:02:40,616 --> 00:02:42,082 Pretty sure that's a crime. 84 00:02:42,084 --> 00:02:44,217 Oh, what's really a crime is that these guys 85 00:02:44,219 --> 00:02:45,886 have to practice to beat us. 86 00:02:47,489 --> 00:02:49,556 Don't take our no-look high five. 87 00:02:49,558 --> 00:02:51,858 We've been no-look high-fiving way before you two. 88 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:53,226 This is going nowhere fast. We need to get 89 00:02:53,228 --> 00:02:54,294 to the airport and catch our flight. 90 00:02:54,296 --> 00:02:56,363 Yeah, Paige is right. Okay, Happy, 91 00:02:56,365 --> 00:02:58,432 quick brush up: What did you find about the schematics? 92 00:02:58,434 --> 00:03:00,600 Power plant's actually well designed. 93 00:03:00,602 --> 00:03:03,136 According to the diagnostic reports, 94 00:03:03,138 --> 00:03:08,008 last week's quake resulted only in moderate cracking 95 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:09,343 in the core's walls, 96 00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:10,477 all through here. 97 00:03:10,479 --> 00:03:12,813 Should only take a few hours to repair. 98 00:03:12,815 --> 00:03:14,314 I spoke with the Mexican Power Authority this morning. 99 00:03:14,316 --> 00:03:15,582 They approved our use of our sonar technology 100 00:03:15,584 --> 00:03:18,852 to precisely pinpoint all fissures and seal them. 101 00:03:18,854 --> 00:03:20,253 Great. Government gig, 102 00:03:20,255 --> 00:03:22,723 helping an ally, good payday. Let's pack. 103 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:25,025 Paige. 104 00:03:29,698 --> 00:03:31,732 What do you want? I'm not giving you my desk. 105 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:32,899 It's not about that. 106 00:03:32,901 --> 00:03:35,268 You know I'm an enthusiastic lover, right? 107 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:37,104 And? 108 00:03:37,106 --> 00:03:38,972 With all the procreation recreation, 109 00:03:38,974 --> 00:03:41,241 I slipped a disc in my lower back. 110 00:03:41,243 --> 00:03:44,211 We are all way too involved in each other's lives. 111 00:03:44,213 --> 00:03:46,913 Be that as it may, Coach Quinn isn't gonna put me on the bench, 112 00:03:46,915 --> 00:03:49,349 so I need to heal up before the next big game. 113 00:03:49,351 --> 00:03:51,685 Since you're the office manager, you think you can 114 00:03:51,687 --> 00:03:53,053 manage to get me off duty? 115 00:03:53,055 --> 00:03:54,388 Okay, fine. 116 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:55,622 Walter? 117 00:03:55,624 --> 00:03:57,958 Any way Toby can pass on today's mission? 118 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,059 His back hurts. 119 00:03:59,061 --> 00:04:00,260 From what? 120 00:04:00,262 --> 00:04:01,661 Enthusiasm. 121 00:04:02,731 --> 00:04:05,031 Fine. Yeah, I don't want to know. 122 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:06,266 And where is Sly? 123 00:04:06,268 --> 00:04:07,868 He's supposed to be here running tests 124 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,169 on the reactor's performance. 125 00:04:09,171 --> 00:04:10,637 He knows we have to leave soon. 126 00:04:10,639 --> 00:04:13,707 He's probably preparing software on the bus ride back here. 127 00:04:16,111 --> 00:04:18,512 I have to say, out of all the costumes here, 128 00:04:18,514 --> 00:04:20,547 ours are the most authentic. 129 00:04:20,549 --> 00:04:23,550 I don't want to be that guy, but I saw a Klentorian warrior 130 00:04:23,552 --> 00:04:26,319 walking around with a pewter amulet instead of brass. 131 00:04:26,321 --> 00:04:29,022 How do you expect to meet a girl when you make a gaffe like that? 132 00:04:29,024 --> 00:04:29,890 Indeed. 133 00:04:33,929 --> 00:04:35,061 Paige. What's up? 134 00:04:35,063 --> 00:04:36,797 Sky, we're leaving for Mexico shortly. 135 00:04:36,799 --> 00:04:38,565 Great Falcon's feathers, it's already Wednesday. 136 00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:39,766 You have a genius IQ. 137 00:04:39,768 --> 00:04:41,668 I know you know how to use a calendar. 138 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:43,570 I'm sorry. I've been waiting on line for J. Randall P. Smythe 139 00:04:43,572 --> 00:04:45,172 outside The Warlock's Chest since yesterday. 140 00:04:45,174 --> 00:04:46,473 I lost track of time. 141 00:04:46,475 --> 00:04:48,408 Chair of Blades author? 142 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:51,311 Are you in your smock? I bet you're in your smock. 143 00:04:51,313 --> 00:04:53,013 It's called a tunic, and yes. 144 00:04:53,015 --> 00:04:55,749 Paige, the thing is, J. Randall P. Smythe only gives a window 145 00:04:55,751 --> 00:04:57,617 for when he'll show for a book adornment. 146 00:04:57,619 --> 00:04:59,653 And sometimes, he doesn't even show at all. 147 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:00,887 Sounds like a tool. 148 00:05:00,889 --> 00:05:02,489 If I leave, I might miss him. 149 00:05:02,491 --> 00:05:04,724 You hanging out with that dork you're always with? 150 00:05:05,828 --> 00:05:07,327 No, just me. 151 00:05:07,329 --> 00:05:08,795 Dyfrost. 152 00:05:08,797 --> 00:05:10,096 Hey, why don't we let Sly wait there 153 00:05:10,098 --> 00:05:12,265 during our flight down, and see if the author shows up. 154 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:14,601 And if he doesn't, then Dyfrost can take his books 155 00:05:14,603 --> 00:05:15,902 and get them signed. 156 00:05:15,904 --> 00:05:17,938 All the books. 157 00:05:19,741 --> 00:05:22,709 You gave Sly a book to get signed, didn't you? 158 00:05:22,711 --> 00:05:25,011 Clam it. 159 00:05:25,013 --> 00:05:28,448 Fine, Sly, but you need to be back here at work when we land. 160 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,649 Is that clear? 161 00:05:29,651 --> 00:05:32,819 Absolutely. Bye. 162 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:35,956 I get it. My mom's only letting me stay till 4:00. 163 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:37,791 Women, right? 164 00:05:39,695 --> 00:05:41,027 Okay, we're off. 165 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:42,996 Toby, hold down the fort. 166 00:05:42,998 --> 00:05:44,764 Feel better, Doc. 167 00:05:44,766 --> 00:05:46,967 Tell Sly to call us when he gets here. 168 00:05:46,969 --> 00:05:48,335 Rest up. 169 00:05:48,337 --> 00:05:49,870 Tonight, you are back on the job. 170 00:05:49,872 --> 00:05:52,072 Huh. How romantic. 171 00:06:05,821 --> 00:06:07,821 All right, hurry up. They're gone. 172 00:06:07,823 --> 00:06:09,055 Coast is clear? 173 00:06:09,057 --> 00:06:10,891 Yeah. I thought they'd never leave. Come on in. 174 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:13,059 I hate having to sneak around like this. I'm sorry. 175 00:06:13,061 --> 00:06:15,161 Well, it's not like you and Happy are long-lost chums. 176 00:06:15,163 --> 00:06:17,063 And, look, we're-we're trying to preggo her Eggo. 177 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:19,466 Any undue stress could make that more difficult, 178 00:06:19,468 --> 00:06:21,468 so it's best she not know. 179 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:22,836 I understand. 180 00:06:22,838 --> 00:06:24,271 Uh, okay, so, look, 181 00:06:24,273 --> 00:06:26,840 you were a little emotional and rambling on your voice mail. 182 00:06:26,842 --> 00:06:28,275 So why don't you just lay out 183 00:06:28,277 --> 00:06:29,576 exactly what's going on with Quincy. 184 00:06:29,578 --> 00:06:32,112 And I hate to be a jerk, but can you talk fast? 185 00:06:32,114 --> 00:06:33,446 Running around with my ex-fiancée 186 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:34,714 won't make Happy too happy, 187 00:06:34,716 --> 00:06:36,516 so I'd like to get this over with ASAP. 188 00:06:36,518 --> 00:06:38,685 Yeah, okay, um, you know, so like I said, 189 00:06:38,687 --> 00:06:40,654 whenever everything went down in the bunker, 190 00:06:40,656 --> 00:06:44,591 I decided to end things with him, and he took it very poorly. 191 00:06:44,593 --> 00:06:46,326 You know, the-the bunker business died, 192 00:06:46,328 --> 00:06:47,694 there was bad press, 193 00:06:47,696 --> 00:06:50,130 his speaking engagements dried up, no more TV appearances. 194 00:06:50,132 --> 00:06:51,865 So I-I went to the bank 195 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:53,233 to find my accounts drained. 196 00:06:53,235 --> 00:06:54,601 My credit was ruined. 197 00:06:54,603 --> 00:06:56,703 I mean, he-he stole my driver's license, my passport, 198 00:06:56,705 --> 00:06:58,138 my Social Security card, everything. 199 00:06:58,140 --> 00:06:59,873 And with no way to prove your identity, 200 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,474 there's no way to prove your identity's stolen. 201 00:07:01,476 --> 00:07:03,610 That's a classic 21st century dilemma. 202 00:07:03,612 --> 00:07:04,978 I can't believe that he did this. 203 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:06,813 I mean, he is a very desperate man. 204 00:07:06,815 --> 00:07:08,248 With an even more desperate beard. 205 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,249 Anyway, I-I figured 206 00:07:09,251 --> 00:07:10,584 he was hard up for money, 207 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:13,420 and so he sold my identity for a couple of bucks. 208 00:07:13,422 --> 00:07:15,855 Amy, your identity is worth more than a couple bucks. 209 00:07:15,857 --> 00:07:17,891 You're a felony-free citizen with solid credit. 210 00:07:17,893 --> 00:07:19,960 Quincy made a nice chunk of change there. 211 00:07:19,962 --> 00:07:21,695 See, this is why I came to you. 212 00:07:21,697 --> 00:07:25,298 You know all of the down and dirty stuff. 213 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,901 And I-I don't, I don't mean to insult you, 214 00:07:27,903 --> 00:07:29,703 it's just, you know, when we were together, 215 00:07:29,705 --> 00:07:32,706 you knew every lowlife, loan shark 216 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,574 or backroom card hustler. 217 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:36,710 That was your world. 218 00:07:36,712 --> 00:07:38,778 No offense taken. I was a dirtbag. 219 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:40,647 I'm gonna make a few calls. 220 00:07:40,649 --> 00:07:42,349 There's some people I think might have Intel 221 00:07:42,351 --> 00:07:43,583 on stolen paper in L.A. 222 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:45,885 And they move their Koreatown setup every few months. 223 00:07:45,887 --> 00:07:47,954 Hey. 224 00:07:47,956 --> 00:07:49,122 Thank you. 225 00:07:49,124 --> 00:07:51,157 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 226 00:07:51,159 --> 00:07:53,793 That's, um... It's no problem. 227 00:07:55,063 --> 00:07:57,530 Amy, when we were together, I put you through the wringer, 228 00:07:57,532 --> 00:08:00,266 stealing all your savings for my long shots and underdogs. 229 00:08:00,268 --> 00:08:02,235 So if someone else is doing this to you, 230 00:08:02,237 --> 00:08:03,536 that's the least I can do. 231 00:08:06,975 --> 00:08:09,943 So I've found, as my Fantasies 'N Frolics scores ascend, 232 00:08:09,945 --> 00:08:10,977 so does my career. 233 00:08:10,979 --> 00:08:12,679 The same week I went from a level five 234 00:08:12,681 --> 00:08:14,247 to a level six player, 235 00:08:14,249 --> 00:08:17,784 I went from assistant manager to co-manager at the Pic 'N Save. 236 00:08:17,786 --> 00:08:18,985 I'm only at level two. 237 00:08:18,987 --> 00:08:21,021 But audiology takes up most of my time. 238 00:08:21,857 --> 00:08:23,957 I see. 239 00:08:24,993 --> 00:08:27,060 Hey. You're supposed to be my wingman. 240 00:08:27,062 --> 00:08:29,596 I'm trying to impress this pretty stereo salesperson. 241 00:08:29,598 --> 00:08:31,097 She doesn't sell stereos. 242 00:08:31,099 --> 00:08:33,466 She's a doctor. This is why I need a wingman. 243 00:08:37,606 --> 00:08:39,739 By Elvin Hooves. 244 00:08:44,613 --> 00:08:46,946 Take my books. 245 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:49,749 I don't feel that well. 246 00:08:51,753 --> 00:08:53,820 We've had success with this sonar equipment 247 00:08:53,822 --> 00:08:55,021 in the past, Maria. 248 00:08:55,023 --> 00:08:56,756 We'll be able to locate the most 249 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:59,092 microscopic cracks in the reactor core. 250 00:08:59,094 --> 00:09:00,293 Which we'll seal with a special compound 251 00:09:00,295 --> 00:09:02,362 Happy Quinn designed just for this job. 252 00:09:02,364 --> 00:09:04,564 It's quick-drying, waterproof, stress-resilient. 253 00:09:04,566 --> 00:09:06,966 Your reactor will be at full power in no time. 254 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,268 We can't thank you enough. 255 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,403 This community was once a dying fishing village. 256 00:09:10,405 --> 00:09:12,806 This plant brought jobs, enough energy so we could expand. 257 00:09:12,808 --> 00:09:16,209 Our population has grown to almost 10,000 residents. 258 00:09:16,211 --> 00:09:19,079 And most of them rely on this plant to feed their families. 259 00:09:19,081 --> 00:09:22,615 Since we've been shut down, people are hurting. 260 00:09:22,617 --> 00:09:24,350 Well, Scorpion is happy to help. 261 00:09:24,352 --> 00:09:27,954 Speaking of helping, I am at the garage now, 262 00:09:27,956 --> 00:09:30,457 setting everything up as we speak. 263 00:09:30,459 --> 00:09:31,925 Hey, Sly. 264 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:33,560 You take care of business? 265 00:09:33,562 --> 00:09:34,794 I have a man on it. 266 00:09:34,796 --> 00:09:36,196 Is that man wearing 267 00:09:36,198 --> 00:09:37,897 a blue dress with stars on it? 268 00:09:37,899 --> 00:09:40,867 Get off my back. You'll get your dumb autograph, okay? 269 00:09:40,869 --> 00:09:43,770 You okay, Sly? You seem stressed. 270 00:09:43,772 --> 00:09:44,771 I'm not stressed. 271 00:09:44,773 --> 00:09:46,172 Well, you sound bothered. 272 00:09:46,174 --> 00:09:47,841 I'm not bothered, either. 273 00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:50,110 Except by this third degree I'm getting. 274 00:09:50,112 --> 00:09:52,112 All right, well, Sly, why don't you just give us the readings? 275 00:09:52,114 --> 00:09:53,480 Scanning them now. 276 00:09:53,482 --> 00:09:54,881 All the cracks are up. 277 00:09:54,883 --> 00:09:57,684 The visible ones should be easy enough for you to spot. 278 00:09:57,686 --> 00:10:00,587 The sonar is picking up on the microfissures now. 279 00:10:00,589 --> 00:10:02,489 Be careful. 280 00:10:02,491 --> 00:10:04,290 Slow and steady. 281 00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:06,960 If you want it slow and steady, hold it slow and steady. 282 00:10:06,962 --> 00:10:08,161 I am holding it steady. 283 00:10:08,163 --> 00:10:09,362 You're shaking it. 284 00:10:09,364 --> 00:10:10,430 No, I'm not doing anything. 285 00:10:10,432 --> 00:10:12,232 This sucker is shaking on its own. 286 00:10:12,234 --> 00:10:13,967 Oh, man. Hold on! 287 00:10:13,969 --> 00:10:15,135 Is this another quake? 288 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,937 Technically, but... 289 00:10:17,939 --> 00:10:21,374 it doesn't seem to be more than a light aftershock. 290 00:10:21,376 --> 00:10:22,709 It's already over. 291 00:10:22,711 --> 00:10:24,978 Sly, what are the details? 292 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:27,113 I know it may have felt like a light aftershock, 293 00:10:27,115 --> 00:10:29,482 but it was actually part of the seismic waves 294 00:10:29,484 --> 00:10:31,684 from a 9.1 earthquake 295 00:10:31,686 --> 00:10:34,654 that hit in the Pacific 72 miles off the coast! 296 00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:36,689 Oh, no. What is it? 297 00:10:36,691 --> 00:10:37,924 Our tsunami warning system. 298 00:10:37,926 --> 00:10:40,026 There was a huge surge off the Pacific. 299 00:10:40,028 --> 00:10:42,762 Fuente Roja is 12 feet below sea level. 300 00:10:42,764 --> 00:10:44,864 - This is bad. - It gets worse. 301 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:47,867 NOAA estimates 38 minutes until landfall. 302 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:51,337 And based on the reported size of the surge, 303 00:10:51,339 --> 00:10:54,289 there's a 100-foot wave headed your way! 304 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:58,290 ? Scorpion 4x15 ? Wave Goodbye 305 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,291 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 306 00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:08,513 _ 307 00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:09,970 We need to get the hell out of here. 308 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:11,572 We can't till we seal those cracks. 309 00:11:11,574 --> 00:11:13,207 Now, if the tsunami floods this reactor 310 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:14,809 with those cracks still exposed, 311 00:11:14,811 --> 00:11:16,577 it will melt down just like Fukushima. 312 00:11:16,579 --> 00:11:19,146 There's no way we can seal all these cracks in 38 minutes 313 00:11:19,148 --> 00:11:21,348 and still get out of here alive! 314 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:24,285 We can if we construct a pulley system. 315 00:11:24,287 --> 00:11:26,187 I can Spider-Woman around here. 316 00:11:26,189 --> 00:11:28,022 It'll slash the time needed to do the job. 317 00:11:28,024 --> 00:11:29,223 Okay, do it. Paige, go help them 318 00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:30,491 find what they need for the build. 319 00:11:30,493 --> 00:11:31,525 Copy that. 320 00:11:31,527 --> 00:11:32,893 Where's the exterior exhaust vent? 321 00:11:32,895 --> 00:11:34,195 On the south wall. Why? 322 00:11:34,197 --> 00:11:35,362 We need to plug it. 323 00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:37,231 Now, if the ocean water from the tsunami seeps 324 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,999 into the core through that vent... 325 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,768 Also Fukushima. Exactly. 326 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:42,236 I'll alert the authorities to begin an evacuation plan, 327 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:44,004 and I'll have a helicopter pick your team up from the roof 328 00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:45,406 once you're finished. Great. 329 00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:47,308 Uh, Paige, once you're done helping Cabe and Happy, 330 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,476 meet me outside the south wall. 331 00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:50,344 Got it! Toby! 332 00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:52,146 Any advice for Maria on the best way 333 00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:53,914 to evacuate a town of 10,000? 334 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,249 Uh... 335 00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:56,884 Toby's not here. 336 00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:59,053 What do you mean he's not there? Where the hell is he? 337 00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:00,988 Um... 338 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,023 Running errands? 339 00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:04,758 Look, there's only a handful of people that deal 340 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,560 in that kind of paper, so our best bet 341 00:12:06,562 --> 00:12:07,828 is to start with Rhonda Duffy. 342 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:08,996 How do you know her? 343 00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:11,065 Uh, played in her card game back in the day. 344 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,433 Rhonda's, uh, a real pistol. 345 00:12:12,435 --> 00:12:15,102 And she carries one, too, so tread carefully. 346 00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:18,239 Are you sure we're gonna be safe? 347 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:19,740 Yeah, yeah. We'll be fine. 348 00:12:19,742 --> 00:12:21,609 Rhonda loves me. 349 00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:26,213 You conniving, scheming, backstabbing, little creep. 350 00:12:26,215 --> 00:12:27,648 How was your Christmas? 351 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,583 I knew you'd come out eventually 352 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:31,285 from whatever rock you been hiding under, 353 00:12:31,287 --> 00:12:33,521 you hat-wearing turd. 354 00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:34,889 I'm not a turd, Rhonda. 355 00:12:34,891 --> 00:12:38,025 If you sat in a sandbox, my cat'd bury you. 356 00:12:38,027 --> 00:12:39,193 Now, you owe me 357 00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:42,563 $8,213. 358 00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:44,698 So where is it? 359 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,067 Or do I have Lugo take your ear? 360 00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:50,671 Well, for one thing, my entire body isn't worth eight grand. 361 00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:51,839 And two, 362 00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:54,308 we both know you like to keep your books clean. 363 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,576 So I'm gonna bet 364 00:12:55,578 --> 00:12:57,545 that you sold my debt to some knuckle-dragger 365 00:12:57,547 --> 00:13:00,114 for 40 cents on the dollar. Am I right? 366 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:04,084 Yeah. My bill with you is square. 367 00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,686 So, Rhonda, I need a little favor. 368 00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:07,788 You got to be kidding. 369 00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,190 No, no, no, no. I'm dead serious. 370 00:13:09,192 --> 00:13:11,692 You see, this woman right here is a civilian, and... 371 00:13:11,694 --> 00:13:12,927 Hi. Dr. Amy Berkstead. 372 00:13:12,929 --> 00:13:14,428 She doesn't care. 373 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:17,264 See, Amy, she got her identity stolen. 374 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:19,400 And I figured, classy lady like you 375 00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:21,335 would know who might trade 376 00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:23,003 in that kind of paper. Tell you what. 377 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:25,506 You walk out of here right now, I won't have my guys 378 00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:28,409 beat you dizzy in front of your little friend. 379 00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:31,645 All right. Have it your way. 380 00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:33,781 It was lovely to see you. 381 00:13:33,783 --> 00:13:35,849 You know, it's a shame, 'cause if I go, 382 00:13:35,851 --> 00:13:37,251 I'm not gonna be able to tell you 383 00:13:37,253 --> 00:13:38,475 how you're getting robbed blind down there. 384 00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:39,621 Bull. 385 00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:42,923 You see the rack in front of that guy right there? 386 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:44,758 Now, I'm gonna assume 387 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,827 that this gentleman's been coming to your establishment 388 00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:48,529 for, eh, couple weeks now. 389 00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:51,465 He hasn't won yet. He loses two or three grand. 390 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,801 And then all of the sudden, today, bam! 391 00:13:53,803 --> 00:13:55,603 Oh, boy, is he incredibly lucky. 392 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,006 Looks like he's up, uh, what is that, 20 large or so? 393 00:13:59,008 --> 00:14:00,841 Wow. 394 00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:04,078 Rhonda, this man set you up like a bowling pin. 395 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,946 Come on. 396 00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,615 She doesn't want your help, and I don't have time 397 00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,650 for this nonsense, okay? You heard the lady. 398 00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,885 Hold it. 399 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:14,154 You catch me a cheat, 400 00:14:14,156 --> 00:14:16,290 I'll tell you who has Mrs. Doctor's identity. 401 00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:18,158 Deal. 402 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,460 Cabe, you sure you can handle this? 403 00:14:19,462 --> 00:14:21,195 I'm gonna be 115 pounds 404 00:14:21,197 --> 00:14:23,230 of swinging spider monkey in there. 405 00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:24,632 I won't let you fall, kid. 406 00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,167 Sly, where do I need to be? 407 00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:29,270 The first crack cluster 408 00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:31,805 is 12 feet down at exactly 45 degrees. 409 00:14:31,807 --> 00:14:33,107 Done and done. 410 00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,375 Hold on tight, Pops. 411 00:14:34,377 --> 00:14:35,576 Whoa! 412 00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:38,779 It's okay. All right. 413 00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:40,281 Happy, you all right? 414 00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:41,749 I'm on. Ready to patch. 415 00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:43,817 Sly! 416 00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:45,052 I'm at the exhaust vent. 417 00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:47,488 We need to figure out a way to plug this thing. 418 00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,089 Sand is an aggregate in concrete. 419 00:14:49,091 --> 00:14:51,091 Can that work? Possibly. 420 00:14:51,093 --> 00:14:53,794 But we need to add something to create a slurry. 421 00:14:53,796 --> 00:14:55,162 Oh. 422 00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,365 Aha! Oil. 423 00:14:58,367 --> 00:14:59,900 Yeah, that'll cause a coagulation. 424 00:14:59,902 --> 00:15:01,902 But if it's gonna hold the water out, 425 00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,337 we'll need a thickening agent. 426 00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,973 Seaweed! Seaweed is used as a thickener 427 00:15:05,975 --> 00:15:07,308 - in nail polish. - Brilliant. 428 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,144 Seaweed has carrageenans known for gelling properties. 429 00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:11,945 Now, I'm gonna mix sand into the oil. 430 00:15:11,947 --> 00:15:14,281 When you get here, gather as much seaweed as you can. 431 00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:17,284 The sealant is activated by high heat. 432 00:15:17,286 --> 00:15:21,055 After I apply it to the cracks, I'll use my torch to harden it. 433 00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:29,096 Okay. Last group of micro cracks, 434 00:15:29,098 --> 00:15:31,198 11 o'clock, six feet from the rim. 435 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,100 Got it! 436 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,537 Sly, is Toby back yet? 437 00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:38,739 No. He's still busy. 438 00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:41,342 Doing what? We're dealing with a tsunami here. 439 00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:43,143 I'm not sure. 440 00:15:43,145 --> 00:15:45,612 You're lying. I can hear it in your voice. 441 00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:47,414 Like when I caught you ordering that poster 442 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,083 with all the girl superheroes on it, 443 00:15:49,085 --> 00:15:50,984 and you said it was for your cousin. 444 00:15:50,986 --> 00:15:52,086 Okay, okay. 445 00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:54,154 I saw Toby and Amy in a car together, 446 00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:55,823 and I don't know where they were headed. 447 00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:57,891 Amy? 448 00:15:57,893 --> 00:15:59,927 As in ex-fiancée Amy? 449 00:15:59,929 --> 00:16:01,362 What's he doing with her? 450 00:16:01,364 --> 00:16:03,731 Sly, you better find out what he's up to. 451 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,466 Don't make me spy on my friend. 452 00:16:05,468 --> 00:16:07,501 I'm gonna make my foot spy on 453 00:16:07,503 --> 00:16:09,503 the inside of your butt if you don't. 454 00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,839 That's a nice line. I'm gonna use that. 455 00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:15,242 Okay, I'm searching. Uh... 456 00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:18,045 New England Journal of Medicine articles. 457 00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:20,814 A coupon for Spam. 458 00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:25,085 What's at 452 San Marino in Koreatown? 459 00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:27,221 He's taking her to Koreatown? 460 00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:30,124 That's it. 461 00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:31,425 I want to make some money! 462 00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:34,728 You want to make some money?! Yes! 463 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,831 Come on! There you go! 464 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,333 There it is, right there. 465 00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:41,702 Here we go. You ready? 466 00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:43,036 Yeah, yeah. 467 00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,738 That was a great bluff with Rhonda, by the way. 468 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,039 She really bought that you were leaving. 469 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,709 Well, I learned bluffing from the best. 470 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,084 You okay? 471 00:16:57,086 --> 00:16:59,753 Yeah, yeah. Just saying hi to an old friend. 472 00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:02,156 Hello, gambling. 473 00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:05,092 Place your bets. 474 00:17:05,094 --> 00:17:06,627 Oh, looky here. All right! 475 00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:08,829 Looks like we got a hot table. 476 00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:11,265 Why don't you give me, um... 477 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,000 Give me $100 on every hard-way. 478 00:17:13,002 --> 00:17:13,967 Money plays. 479 00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:15,803 Smart man, riding my bet. 480 00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:17,938 I'm on fire! Yeah, looks that way, boss. 481 00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:29,283 Hard six! Attafella! 482 00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:30,717 Yeah! 483 00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,319 Press it. 484 00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:34,588 Press my bet. 485 00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,190 Let me see you do that again. 486 00:17:36,192 --> 00:17:40,060 Buddy, I've been doing it all night. 487 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,199 Boom! Boom! 488 00:17:45,201 --> 00:17:46,433 Winner, winner! 489 00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:47,901 Kovelsky dinner! 490 00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,603 This feels good. 491 00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:52,773 Attaboy. Attaboy. 492 00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:54,341 Attaboy. 493 00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:56,276 Sorry, honey, not right now. 494 00:17:56,278 --> 00:17:57,911 You know what? 495 00:17:57,913 --> 00:17:59,213 Double my bet. 496 00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:01,682 I got a horseshoe up my butt; I'm so lucky. 497 00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:03,383 Technically, what's helping you isn't what's up your butt. 498 00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,252 It's what's on your neck. 499 00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:08,388 What the hell? 500 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,858 Hey, Lugo, this gentleman's got a little bit of 501 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,326 clear resin on the back of his neck. 502 00:18:12,328 --> 00:18:13,827 You see, just a dab will do you 503 00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:15,128 if you're looking to weigh the dice 504 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:18,098 for snake eyes or boxcars or really 505 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,199 - whatever roll you want. - No, no, no, no! 506 00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,200 Wait. No, wait. 507 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,969 Wait. Ah! 508 00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:25,639 Spotted that 'cause I ran the same exact scam 509 00:18:25,641 --> 00:18:27,140 on a riverboat casino. 510 00:18:27,142 --> 00:18:28,408 Oh, I recall. 511 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:30,944 That was the night of our engagement party. 512 00:18:30,946 --> 00:18:32,713 You missed it. 513 00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:34,915 We should talk to Rhonda. 514 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,350 Okay. 515 00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:39,052 Paige, spread it evenly so it dries faster. 516 00:18:39,054 --> 00:18:40,454 We won't get a second shot at this. 517 00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:41,755 Right, like our first kiss. 518 00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:42,512 Huh? 519 00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:44,292 I can't believe you consider the garage kiss 520 00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:45,759 our real first kiss and the kiss at Kovelsky's 521 00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,394 our second crack at it. Thing is, 522 00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:48,562 when there are two events, 523 00:18:48,564 --> 00:18:50,130 I consider the one that happened first 524 00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:52,766 the first event, and then the second one the second event. 525 00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:54,134 I'm weird like that. 526 00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:56,103 The Kovelsky's kiss was right after you said 527 00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,705 you were in love with me, which makes it our first real kiss. 528 00:18:58,707 --> 00:19:00,574 - Well, not without a time machine. - You suck. 529 00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:01,808 Just cover the holes. It's covered. 530 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,610 Okay, great! Happy, where do you stand? 531 00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:06,179 Right now, I am pretty anti-Toby. 532 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:09,783 No! Where do you stand on patching the reactor core? 533 00:19:09,785 --> 00:19:11,652 Oh. I'm done. 534 00:19:12,688 --> 00:19:13,954 Not a moment too soon. 535 00:19:13,956 --> 00:19:15,122 The helicopter's on the roof, 536 00:19:15,124 --> 00:19:17,224 but pilot has to take a longer route to the airport. 537 00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:18,325 Why the change? 538 00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:19,927 Tremors toppled over the Fuente Roja bridge. 539 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:21,695 He needs to maneuver around the ash cloud 540 00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:23,030 that was created by the collapse. 541 00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:24,097 That bridge 542 00:19:24,099 --> 00:19:25,799 is the only way out of town. 543 00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:27,100 How will the residents evacuate? 544 00:19:27,102 --> 00:19:28,235 They won't. 545 00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,337 We'll have to try to find higher ground. 546 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:31,705 We're below sea level. 547 00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:34,207 There's no way to get 10,000 people to safety in time. 548 00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:36,076 Authorities are doing the best they can. 549 00:19:36,078 --> 00:19:38,612 Please. I need to get back to my family and you need to go. 550 00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:40,213 There is no more that you can do here. 551 00:19:40,215 --> 00:19:41,682 We can't just leave these people 552 00:19:41,684 --> 00:19:43,784 here to die. Walt, any ideas? 553 00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:45,852 Yes. We're gonna have to stop it. 554 00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:47,955 Stop what? Please don't say the tsunami. 555 00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:49,156 Please don't say the tsunami. 556 00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:51,391 Guys, we're gonna have to stop the tsunami. 557 00:19:58,142 --> 00:20:00,282 A query, my deary, but how the hell 558 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,616 are we supposed to stop a tsunami!? 559 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:02,850 I read a paper by Dr. Kadri 560 00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:04,252 at Cardiff University School of Mathematics 561 00:20:04,254 --> 00:20:07,255 that theorized that you could stop a tsunami 562 00:20:07,257 --> 00:20:09,423 by creating acoustical gravitational waves 563 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,325 triggered by an underwater avalanche. 564 00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:14,295 The sound waves would reduce the amplitude of a tsunami 565 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,231 and redistribute its energy across a larger space. 566 00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:20,601 So we could save the town, and thousands of lives. 567 00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:23,738 Walter, I'm the one who showed you Dr. Kadri's paper. 568 00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:27,371 And it clearly states that his thesis is only theoretical. 569 00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:30,139 Tell you what isn't theoretical is the death and destruction 570 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,173 that's gonna hit this town in 20 minutes. 571 00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:34,008 Walt, can we pull this off? 572 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,543 We have everything that we need right here. 573 00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:36,678 Sly, pull up the oceanographic map 574 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,379 of Fuente Roja. I have a plan. 575 00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:39,948 Roger that. 576 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,883 Maria, you got to get your family 577 00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:43,284 and head to higher ground ASAP. 578 00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,653 Thank you. But what about Scorpion? 579 00:20:45,655 --> 00:20:47,355 We've been in situations like this before. 580 00:20:47,357 --> 00:20:49,557 We're professionals. He's still not picking up. 581 00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:52,927 I am gonna cover him in parsley and feed him to the snails. 582 00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,529 Most of the time. 583 00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:56,764 Okay, I got eyes on the Mexican coastline. 584 00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:57,832 What about it? 585 00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,067 Does the Mazatlan Shelf 586 00:20:59,069 --> 00:21:00,368 extend into Fuente Roja? 587 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:03,938 Yes. It forms an underwater canyon due west of the bay. 588 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,507 Canyon walls are 40 feet tall. 589 00:21:05,509 --> 00:21:08,476 They're 3.7 meters from the shoreline by the power plant. 590 00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:10,778 Okay, 40 feet... that's just high enough. 591 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:13,081 Oh, I think I know where you're headed, boss. 592 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,183 We ramp the reactor to full power, pressurize the core 593 00:21:15,185 --> 00:21:17,385 and heat the water to highly-pressurized steam. 594 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:19,787 Correct. Then we release that steam through the intake pipe 595 00:21:19,789 --> 00:21:20,955 and into the ocean. 596 00:21:20,957 --> 00:21:22,857 Creating a bubble that will collapse 597 00:21:22,859 --> 00:21:26,227 the canyon wall, causing an underwater avalanche. 598 00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:27,595 Sending acoustical gravitational waves 599 00:21:27,597 --> 00:21:29,397 straight towards the tsunami and knock that sucker out. 600 00:21:29,399 --> 00:21:31,533 Two years ago, we created a tsunami 601 00:21:31,535 --> 00:21:33,301 to reverse the flow of a river. 602 00:21:33,303 --> 00:21:36,504 Now we're creating an avalanche to kill a tsunami? 603 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:38,673 Can't say we're not well-rounded. 604 00:21:38,675 --> 00:21:40,675 Cabe, you and I will increase the number 605 00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,243 of uranium rods necessary 606 00:21:42,245 --> 00:21:44,946 - to fully power the reactor. - Paige and I can reverse 607 00:21:44,948 --> 00:21:46,948 the turbine fan so it's blowing all the air from the reactor 608 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,684 into the core, instead of out, and it can become pressurized. 609 00:21:49,686 --> 00:21:51,653 And then you'll boil the water in the core 610 00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:52,787 to create the steam bubble. 611 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,489 And then release it through the intake pipe 612 00:21:54,491 --> 00:21:57,025 directly at the canyon wall. Let's get to it. 613 00:22:00,964 --> 00:22:03,698 When is Rhonda coming back? 614 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,833 No idea. 615 00:22:08,605 --> 00:22:11,239 Do you think his knuckles are raw from beating up the cheater? 616 00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:13,308 It's not from tenderizing chicken. 617 00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:17,745 Hey, Lugo, how's the family? 618 00:22:17,747 --> 00:22:20,114 Your mom still smoke those Guatemalan cigars? 619 00:22:23,286 --> 00:22:25,453 Finally. Was getting worried you were gonna back out on our deal. 620 00:22:25,455 --> 00:22:28,089 I had to make some calls. So, can you "Help Me, Rhonda"? 621 00:22:28,091 --> 00:22:31,826 That wasn't funny years ago and it ain't funny now. 622 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,561 Here's where you can find 623 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,163 the guy who has her paperwork. 624 00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:37,098 And you're not gonna like it. 625 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,967 Pinto Goochelli? 626 00:22:38,969 --> 00:22:40,635 The guy who locked you in the car trunk. 627 00:22:40,637 --> 00:22:42,070 Multiple car trunks. No, no, no. 628 00:22:42,072 --> 00:22:43,671 The Gooch works the East Coast. What's he doing here? 629 00:22:43,673 --> 00:22:46,140 Franchising. What the hell do I care? 630 00:22:46,142 --> 00:22:50,511 Oh. And by the way, he's the guy I sold your bad debt to. 631 00:22:50,513 --> 00:22:53,047 Oh, crap. 632 00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:59,554 Damn bolts are old and stripped. 633 00:22:59,556 --> 00:23:01,656 Okay, hold this. 634 00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:09,435 Okay. 635 00:23:09,437 --> 00:23:11,537 Uh, that is good enough to get 636 00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:13,639 to the controls to reverse the turbine. 637 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:17,176 Um... that was pretty impressive. 638 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,779 Yeah? I just imagined it was Toby's neck. 639 00:23:19,781 --> 00:23:21,847 Happy, Toby loves you. 640 00:23:21,849 --> 00:23:23,749 I don't know what he's doing at that address with Amy, 641 00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:24,884 but it's not what you think. 642 00:23:24,886 --> 00:23:26,652 He wouldn't jeopardize your relationship. 643 00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:28,287 He's trying to have a baby with you, for Pete's sake. 644 00:23:28,289 --> 00:23:30,923 Okay, here's an idea: you take that socket wrench, 645 00:23:30,925 --> 00:23:33,059 you head to the beach, and you loosen the bolt locks 646 00:23:33,061 --> 00:23:34,894 on the intake pipe release valve. 647 00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:37,930 And I will meet you there when I am finished here. 648 00:23:37,932 --> 00:23:40,299 You want me gone so you don't have to talk about something 649 00:23:40,301 --> 00:23:41,834 that's clearly bothering you. 650 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:43,569 Right on both counts. 651 00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:44,837 Now beat it. 652 00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:46,839 Fine. 653 00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:56,716 Attaboy. Attaboy. 654 00:23:56,718 --> 00:23:58,684 Attaboy. 655 00:23:59,787 --> 00:24:00,786 You should call her. 656 00:24:00,788 --> 00:24:02,555 That would be a bad idea. 657 00:24:02,557 --> 00:24:04,824 My Happy isn't always so happy. 658 00:24:04,826 --> 00:24:06,859 You know, with the way that things ended between us, 659 00:24:06,861 --> 00:24:07,960 I never imagined you would've 660 00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:09,628 stuck your neck out like this for me. 661 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:13,699 The way things ended with us was completely my fault, 662 00:24:13,701 --> 00:24:15,601 with the gambling and... 663 00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:18,437 getting into trouble and losing all your money. 664 00:24:18,439 --> 00:24:19,939 You were a mess. 665 00:24:19,941 --> 00:24:21,941 But you turned it around, pal. 666 00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:24,410 Look, I'm-I'm really glad that, you know, you... 667 00:24:24,412 --> 00:24:25,811 you figured your life out. 668 00:24:25,813 --> 00:24:27,313 Unlike me. Yeah, I have 669 00:24:27,315 --> 00:24:29,336 a-a failed engagement, a marriage down the drain. 670 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,837 I'm just... 671 00:24:30,839 --> 00:24:32,906 I'm starting to think that I'm snakebit, so... 672 00:24:32,908 --> 00:24:34,708 You do know that that's nonsense, right? 673 00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:37,210 That you're smart and you're beautiful and you're kind. 674 00:24:37,212 --> 00:24:38,912 You just got engaged to an addict. 675 00:24:39,948 --> 00:24:41,247 And then you married Quincy Berkstead, 676 00:24:41,249 --> 00:24:42,916 and he's a schmuck, so that's on you. 677 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:49,456 You know, even in the bad times, you always made me laugh. 678 00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:51,558 And speaking of bad times, I still think 679 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,793 that we should call the cops. Absolutely not. 680 00:24:53,795 --> 00:24:55,895 The Gooch is just gonna deny having your I.D., 681 00:24:55,897 --> 00:24:58,298 and then they'll come after us for being rats. 682 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,333 Okay, but the guy has his offices in a funeral parlor. 683 00:25:00,335 --> 00:25:01,534 That's unsettling. 684 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,270 The Gooch is finishing up a call. 685 00:25:04,272 --> 00:25:07,173 He'll be with you in a couple minutes. 686 00:25:08,677 --> 00:25:12,278 You should get settled. It's almost showtime. 687 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,680 Okay, all the rods are in place. 688 00:25:13,682 --> 00:25:14,814 Reactor's fully powered. 689 00:25:14,816 --> 00:25:16,382 Fill the core with water. 690 00:25:20,155 --> 00:25:21,287 This better work. 691 00:25:21,289 --> 00:25:23,123 NOAA is estimating the tsunami 692 00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:25,024 will hit shore in 11 minutes! 693 00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:28,394 Just about finished the bolt lock on the intake pipe. 694 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:29,362 Where's Happy? 695 00:25:29,364 --> 00:25:30,630 Right here! 696 00:25:30,632 --> 00:25:31,731 There. 697 00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:33,566 Okay. 698 00:25:33,568 --> 00:25:36,603 Okay. Uh, the wheel must be corroded by the salt air. 699 00:25:36,605 --> 00:25:38,438 It's gonna take both of us 700 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,873 to turn it when it's go time. 701 00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:42,509 The steam's building in the reactor core. 702 00:25:42,511 --> 00:25:43,643 When I say, 703 00:25:43,645 --> 00:25:45,545 turn the valve and release it into the ocean. 704 00:25:45,547 --> 00:25:47,046 Right, so it creates a giant bubble that'll 705 00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:48,381 knock down a giant underwater wall 706 00:25:48,383 --> 00:25:49,616 that'll make giant sound waves 707 00:25:49,618 --> 00:25:51,618 that'll destroy a giant tsunami. 708 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,552 That's the gist of it. 709 00:25:52,554 --> 00:25:53,586 Walter, you better be right about this. 710 00:25:53,588 --> 00:25:55,288 Well, that depends; I need to open 711 00:25:55,290 --> 00:25:57,457 two chambers here to release the steam toward the ocean. 712 00:25:57,459 --> 00:25:59,526 Chamber one has to be opened before chamber two 713 00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:01,161 or the whole reactor explodes. 714 00:26:01,163 --> 00:26:03,129 Should I do it in that order, Paige? 715 00:26:03,131 --> 00:26:04,731 What the hell are you talking about? 716 00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:06,566 Well, according to you, order of events don't matter. 717 00:26:06,568 --> 00:26:08,701 So if a second kiss can be a first kiss, 718 00:26:08,703 --> 00:26:10,770 then the second chamber can be the first chamber. 719 00:26:10,772 --> 00:26:13,006 I might not be able to identify our first kiss, 720 00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:14,941 but I sure as hell can tell you when our final kiss was. 721 00:26:14,943 --> 00:26:16,309 It was last night, buddy! 722 00:26:16,311 --> 00:26:17,477 Oh, now you're being childish. 723 00:26:17,479 --> 00:26:19,679 Save the lover's spat for later. 724 00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,080 She's totally wrong. You're a man. 725 00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:22,148 You should be on my side. 726 00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:24,951 The core is filled. 727 00:26:24,953 --> 00:26:26,920 Releasing the steam now. 728 00:26:26,922 --> 00:26:28,688 In proper sequential order. 729 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:29,889 And, Happy, 730 00:26:29,891 --> 00:26:30,824 turn the valve now! 731 00:26:35,564 --> 00:26:36,896 What the hell? 732 00:26:36,898 --> 00:26:38,631 Where's the steam? 733 00:26:38,633 --> 00:26:39,833 Going through the pipe, right? 734 00:26:39,835 --> 00:26:41,668 No, the PSI gauge is not moving. 735 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:43,102 The steam is stopped in the pipeline. 736 00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:44,204 There's a blockage. 737 00:26:44,206 --> 00:26:46,739 Oh, man. This place is gonna blow. 738 00:26:48,543 --> 00:26:50,610 Not good. 739 00:26:58,258 --> 00:26:59,901 It's a pipe that only carries steam. 740 00:26:59,903 --> 00:27:01,136 What could possibly be blocking it? 741 00:27:01,138 --> 00:27:03,767 I bet the earthquake damaged the interior baffles. 742 00:27:03,768 --> 00:27:06,985 We turn the wheel up here, but nothing happens in there. 743 00:27:06,986 --> 00:27:09,253 I'm trying to find a backup override to open it up, 744 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,686 but I'm not finding anything. 745 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,488 What are you doing? 746 00:27:12,490 --> 00:27:14,357 If I don't open those baffles, 747 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,325 the reactor blows, the tsunami hits, 748 00:27:16,327 --> 00:27:18,561 and the only one who survives this is Toby. 749 00:27:18,563 --> 00:27:19,762 And that'll really piss me off. 750 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:20,797 Um... 751 00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:21,898 what about me? I'd survive. 752 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,065 Right. Sly, if I die, 753 00:27:23,067 --> 00:27:24,934 you give Toby a gooty-punch when you see him. 754 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,936 - I'd prefer not. - Happy, if you go in that pipe 755 00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:30,339 and open up those baffles, that steam'll cook you alive. 756 00:27:32,143 --> 00:27:33,843 The plant oil dispersant! 757 00:27:35,313 --> 00:27:37,647 If it has the right composition, it could work. 758 00:27:37,649 --> 00:27:39,982 Okay, it's, uh, silicon-based. 759 00:27:39,984 --> 00:27:42,084 Similar to the compound 760 00:27:42,086 --> 00:27:45,154 stuntmen use for protection when they get lit on fire. 761 00:27:45,156 --> 00:27:47,523 - I can use it. - You need to be totally covered. 762 00:27:47,525 --> 00:27:50,893 Any portion of your body that is exposed will be roasted! 763 00:27:50,895 --> 00:27:52,295 Happy, it's too risky. 764 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,463 We need to find another way. 765 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,066 Too late. 766 00:27:57,068 --> 00:27:58,801 I'm dousing her in dispersant as we speak. 767 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,136 No, Happy! I'm your boss. 768 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:02,471 You are my employee, and I'm telling you not to do this. 769 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,807 Wait until I get there, and I will go down in the pipe. 770 00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,142 Okay? Do you understand? 771 00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:08,744 I understand that you're on the other side of the plant 772 00:28:08,746 --> 00:28:10,146 and it'll take several minutes 773 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,581 for you to get here and we don't have time. 774 00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:12,648 Don't worry, boss. 775 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:14,116 I won't ask for workers' comp. 776 00:28:14,118 --> 00:28:15,852 That's not funny! The goop will only protect you 777 00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,887 for a few seconds down there! 778 00:28:17,889 --> 00:28:19,288 That's all it'll take for the steam 779 00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:22,024 to blast out of there. Okay, Happy, close your eyes. 780 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:27,330 Okay. Ready? 781 00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:41,210 Tell Sylvester not to punch Toby in the crotch. 782 00:28:41,212 --> 00:28:43,012 Okay. 783 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:46,082 And tell Toby that I really did love him. 784 00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:47,617 You tell him yourself. 785 00:28:47,619 --> 00:28:49,352 Paige, you got to close that hatch. 786 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,920 We're down to our last five minutes. 787 00:28:59,998 --> 00:29:01,697 Happy, according to the schematics, you should be 788 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:02,999 coming up on the baffles. 789 00:29:07,005 --> 00:29:08,471 I see 'em! 790 00:29:08,473 --> 00:29:10,473 Before you open them, you need to make sure that your eyes 791 00:29:10,475 --> 00:29:12,608 are closed and you don't breathe in for at least ten seconds. 792 00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:14,977 The steam will blast over you incredibly fast. 793 00:29:14,979 --> 00:29:17,813 But if you inhale at all, you will fry your lungs. 794 00:29:17,815 --> 00:29:19,815 Got it. 795 00:29:19,817 --> 00:29:21,884 Okay. On three. 796 00:29:23,021 --> 00:29:25,087 One, 797 00:29:25,089 --> 00:29:26,789 two, 798 00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:27,857 three! 799 00:29:32,997 --> 00:29:35,131 She did it! Steam's rushing through the pipe! 800 00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:36,532 Ooh. It's hot as hell. 801 00:29:36,534 --> 00:29:37,934 I can't believe she's in there. 802 00:29:37,936 --> 00:29:41,537 The steam is creating a giant bubble. Hold on. 803 00:29:45,143 --> 00:29:46,475 Canyon walls are collapsing. 804 00:29:46,477 --> 00:29:47,944 I'm pulling up a reading 805 00:29:47,946 --> 00:29:50,212 on severe acoustical gravitational waves 806 00:29:50,214 --> 00:29:51,647 headed out towards the tsunami. 807 00:29:51,649 --> 00:29:54,317 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 808 00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:56,786 No more PSI! Steam's gone! 809 00:29:56,788 --> 00:29:58,788 Happy! Happy! 810 00:29:58,790 --> 00:30:00,523 Oh, God, please answer! Happy! 811 00:30:00,525 --> 00:30:01,791 Shut your yap! 812 00:30:01,793 --> 00:30:04,327 It echoes in here! 813 00:30:06,864 --> 00:30:10,733 Man, I feel like a baked potato. 814 00:30:10,735 --> 00:30:12,335 Are you okay? 815 00:30:12,337 --> 00:30:14,737 I've been better. A little warm. 816 00:30:14,739 --> 00:30:17,573 Walt, is this gonna work? 817 00:30:17,575 --> 00:30:20,409 It better. Or in three minutes, it's our funeral. 818 00:30:21,245 --> 00:30:23,579 So you want your name back? 819 00:30:23,581 --> 00:30:25,681 Her name, Social Security number, credit rating-- 820 00:30:25,683 --> 00:30:27,049 the whole kit and caboodle. 821 00:30:27,051 --> 00:30:28,751 Anything else? 822 00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:30,786 Cup of tea? Sure. 823 00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:33,055 Some cookies? That sounds lovely. 824 00:30:33,057 --> 00:30:35,124 Foot massage? You're just being ridiculous. 825 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:37,793 No, you're being suicidal. 826 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,829 You come here when you're on the wrong side 827 00:30:39,831 --> 00:30:42,098 of my balance sheet, and you ask for a favor? 828 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,233 When you should really be asking for mercy. 829 00:30:44,235 --> 00:30:46,235 Toby, what do I look like? 830 00:30:46,237 --> 00:30:48,371 Jason Statham's uglier brother. 831 00:30:51,075 --> 00:30:52,842 You have a death wish. 832 00:30:52,844 --> 00:30:54,143 No. I don't. 833 00:30:54,145 --> 00:30:55,578 But I do have something that you need. 834 00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:57,880 I got a brain that can profile and can compute 835 00:30:57,882 --> 00:30:59,782 faster than any gambler you know. 836 00:30:59,784 --> 00:31:03,185 And it's yours if you just give my friend her paper back. 837 00:31:05,857 --> 00:31:07,223 I don't follow. 838 00:31:07,225 --> 00:31:09,158 I'll break down every college quarterback 839 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,793 with a drinking problem, 840 00:31:10,795 --> 00:31:13,562 every point guard who's gonna choke with the game on the line, 841 00:31:13,564 --> 00:31:15,965 every angle that the linemakers miss but I see. 842 00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:17,166 I'll give it to you, Gooch. 843 00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:18,968 I'm gonna give you the inside scoop, 844 00:31:18,970 --> 00:31:20,603 and you will clean up. 845 00:31:20,605 --> 00:31:24,874 If you could still do that, you'd be doing it. 846 00:31:24,876 --> 00:31:27,510 But from what I hear, 847 00:31:27,512 --> 00:31:29,612 you don't like the action anymore. 848 00:31:29,614 --> 00:31:31,647 I do. I love it. 849 00:31:31,649 --> 00:31:34,884 I just promised someone I'd break the habit, but... 850 00:31:34,886 --> 00:31:37,086 things have changed. 851 00:31:38,289 --> 00:31:40,156 What do you say? We got a deal? 852 00:31:43,728 --> 00:31:46,529 I'm new to town. 853 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:49,165 I show mercy to a guy who owes, 854 00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:51,333 and I'm a mutt. 855 00:31:51,335 --> 00:31:52,601 So... 856 00:31:52,603 --> 00:31:54,003 I'm just gonna kill you instead. 857 00:31:54,005 --> 00:31:56,305 Huh? Grab her. 858 00:31:56,307 --> 00:31:59,141 No. No! Toby? Toby! No, no, no, no. 859 00:31:59,143 --> 00:32:00,242 Come on, we don't have to do this. 860 00:32:00,244 --> 00:32:01,477 No. Toby, please... 861 00:32:01,479 --> 00:32:03,379 We're old pals! 862 00:32:06,818 --> 00:32:10,119 Guys, the gravitational wave will hit the tsunami 863 00:32:10,121 --> 00:32:11,654 in ten seconds; plug your ears! 864 00:32:11,656 --> 00:32:12,888 Why plug our ears? 865 00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:15,224 Because a sonic boom will follow the wave collision. 866 00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:17,059 At least, I think that's the order it happens. 867 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:19,228 Lately, I seem unable to figure out which comes first. 868 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:21,130 Time to plug my ears. 869 00:32:21,132 --> 00:32:22,498 You just can't stand to hear the truth. 870 00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:28,304 Did it work? 871 00:32:28,306 --> 00:32:30,306 There is still a wave heading towards you. 872 00:32:30,308 --> 00:32:31,740 Theoretically, it should be 873 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:34,443 less strong and much smaller, but there's no way to tell 874 00:32:34,445 --> 00:32:35,911 until it's right on top of you. 875 00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:38,981 I think I see a wave out there heading inland. 876 00:32:38,983 --> 00:32:41,016 Do we run? There's no point. 877 00:32:41,018 --> 00:32:43,986 And there's no point in us fighting. 878 00:32:43,988 --> 00:32:46,088 I don't care which kiss came first. 879 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,424 I just care that we kissed. I'm sorry. 880 00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:49,592 Me, too. 881 00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:51,327 Guys, heads up. 882 00:32:51,329 --> 00:32:52,461 The wave will grow rapidly 883 00:32:52,463 --> 00:32:54,196 over the last several meters to shore. 884 00:32:54,198 --> 00:32:56,031 There's our wave. It's coming in. 885 00:32:56,033 --> 00:32:57,333 Is it growing? 886 00:33:08,713 --> 00:33:11,180 It's a weenie wave. 887 00:33:11,182 --> 00:33:12,348 So that's it? 888 00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:14,817 No. We take the two-hour flight back to L.A., 889 00:33:14,819 --> 00:33:16,352 find Toby, and I kick his ass. 890 00:33:16,354 --> 00:33:19,121 Wait, when you were in the pipe, you said you still loved him. 891 00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:20,656 That's when I thought I was gonna die. 892 00:33:20,658 --> 00:33:22,458 Now I've got a tracker on his key chain, 893 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,993 and I don't want to breach that trust, 894 00:33:23,995 --> 00:33:27,630 but he's forced my hand, so I'm gonna go hunt him down. 895 00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:30,866 Who'd have thought Toby'd be the one to die today? 896 00:33:41,782 --> 00:33:45,217 Where the hell is he? It's been three hours. 897 00:33:45,219 --> 00:33:48,253 He said he had to get some guys to help. 898 00:33:48,255 --> 00:33:51,290 He'll be here. 899 00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:54,059 If they were gonna kill us, why don't they just do it already? 900 00:33:54,061 --> 00:33:55,761 I assume they're waiting to find someone 901 00:33:55,763 --> 00:33:58,230 who can dispose of a casket and two bodies. 902 00:33:58,232 --> 00:33:59,531 God... 903 00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:01,900 Amy, I am so sorry. 904 00:34:01,902 --> 00:34:03,969 I just keep messing your life up. 905 00:34:03,971 --> 00:34:05,370 No, you were trying to help. 906 00:34:05,372 --> 00:34:07,639 I'm the one who got you trapped in a coffin. 907 00:34:07,641 --> 00:34:08,840 This is a casket. 908 00:34:08,842 --> 00:34:10,809 Coffin's tapered at the head and the foot. 909 00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:12,177 Really? That's the last conversation 910 00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:13,879 that you ever want to have? 911 00:34:13,881 --> 00:34:15,213 Correcting someone's word choice? 912 00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:16,448 Probably not. It's just that you... 913 00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:18,283 you don't want to go out being wrong about... 914 00:34:23,057 --> 00:34:25,057 Why did you do that? 915 00:34:25,059 --> 00:34:27,025 What do you mean? 916 00:34:27,027 --> 00:34:29,227 You told the Gooch that things had changed. 917 00:34:29,229 --> 00:34:32,230 No, I-I meant that I had a friend in need, 918 00:34:32,232 --> 00:34:34,232 so I was willing to gamble. 919 00:34:34,234 --> 00:34:36,201 I'm not willing to gamble my marriage. 920 00:34:36,203 --> 00:34:37,569 Look, I loved you once, okay? 921 00:34:37,571 --> 00:34:39,938 And I'm scared, and you tried to help me today, 922 00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:41,707 and it's been a long time since anyone's done 923 00:34:41,709 --> 00:34:42,774 anything nice for me. I don't care. 924 00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,343 Look, if I only have a minute to live, 925 00:34:44,345 --> 00:34:45,911 I don't want to spend it with another woman's lips 926 00:34:45,913 --> 00:34:47,546 on mine; I love Happy. Shut up. Shh. 927 00:34:47,548 --> 00:34:49,281 I will not shut up. You made me an adulterer 928 00:34:49,283 --> 00:34:51,650 in my last moments on Earth. Shut up. I hear something. 929 00:34:53,354 --> 00:34:55,020 Took you long enough. 930 00:34:55,022 --> 00:34:56,688 My cousins were way up in Ventura. 931 00:34:56,690 --> 00:34:58,457 - You didn't give me advanced notice. - Whatever. 932 00:34:58,459 --> 00:35:01,193 Here. That is a grand more than you asked for. 933 00:35:01,195 --> 00:35:03,629 So don't mess this up. Nice, deep, 934 00:35:03,631 --> 00:35:06,832 and in a plot no one visits, so nobody notices disturbed soil. 935 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,066 I know just the place. 936 00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:09,334 Get the cargo ready. 937 00:35:09,336 --> 00:35:10,569 All right. 938 00:35:10,571 --> 00:35:11,837 Pull that out. 939 00:35:11,839 --> 00:35:13,672 No! Here we go. 940 00:35:13,674 --> 00:35:15,574 Hey, Curtis. 941 00:35:15,576 --> 00:35:18,377 When I see you in the next life... 942 00:35:18,379 --> 00:35:20,679 I'm still gonna want my money. 943 00:35:23,183 --> 00:35:25,117 - Freeze! - Hands up! 944 00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:26,251 Don't move! 945 00:35:26,253 --> 00:35:27,552 Easy. 946 00:35:27,554 --> 00:35:29,388 There's an open grave over there! 947 00:35:29,390 --> 00:35:32,090 You move an inch, I'm gonna fill it with your ass! 948 00:35:35,162 --> 00:35:37,462 Happy, you don't know what you're gonna find in there. 949 00:35:37,464 --> 00:35:38,764 Maybe you should let me. 950 00:35:38,766 --> 00:35:40,132 No, I got it. 951 00:35:43,937 --> 00:35:45,537 Happy? 952 00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:48,340 Jackass. I see your back's better. 953 00:35:48,342 --> 00:35:49,908 This is not what it looks like. 954 00:35:49,910 --> 00:35:51,643 Really? It looks like you're gooty to gooty 955 00:35:51,645 --> 00:35:53,111 with your ex in a coffin. 956 00:35:53,113 --> 00:35:55,647 It's a casket, actually. A coffin is tapered... 957 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,261 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah... ? 958 00:36:09,263 --> 00:36:11,430 Look at us. We may have had 959 00:36:11,432 --> 00:36:14,199 a silly spat today, but now we are totally in sync. 960 00:36:14,201 --> 00:36:17,502 Absolutely. And if I recall, NSYNC was the first concert 961 00:36:17,504 --> 00:36:19,237 you went to as a teenager? Indeed. 962 00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,406 And yours was Mahler's 9th Symphony 963 00:36:21,408 --> 00:36:23,542 played by the Dublin Philharmonic. 964 00:36:23,544 --> 00:36:24,643 They were resplendent. 965 00:36:24,645 --> 00:36:26,344 Man, we are gonna wipe the floors 966 00:36:26,346 --> 00:36:27,813 with those saps tonight. 967 00:36:27,815 --> 00:36:30,515 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah... ? 968 00:36:30,517 --> 00:36:33,285 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 969 00:36:33,287 --> 00:36:34,619 That we should give them the desks. 970 00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:36,521 Temporarily, but yes. They've had a rough day. 971 00:36:36,523 --> 00:36:37,989 Let's give them a win. 972 00:36:37,991 --> 00:36:40,158 I love the way your brain works. 973 00:36:41,662 --> 00:36:43,795 Really? 974 00:36:43,797 --> 00:36:46,698 He signed his name in gold-flaked ink? 975 00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,767 Full name and everything? 976 00:36:48,769 --> 00:36:51,136 Even the "P"? 977 00:36:51,138 --> 00:36:52,971 Don't feel bad, Dyfrost. 978 00:36:52,973 --> 00:36:55,340 It was one autograph per customer, 979 00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:57,709 and we both know that J. Randall P. Smythe 980 00:36:57,711 --> 00:37:00,545 does not bend the rules or make exceptions for anyone. 981 00:37:00,547 --> 00:37:03,415 I guess not even his biggest fans on Earth. 982 00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:08,987 By Apollo's Healing Hands! 983 00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:11,423 - Um... - Sly. 984 00:37:11,425 --> 00:37:13,158 I think you know this gentleman. 985 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,861 J. Randall P. Smythe. 986 00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:18,563 I understand 987 00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:21,166 you couldn't make my book adorning 988 00:37:21,168 --> 00:37:22,801 due to pressing matters? 989 00:37:22,803 --> 00:37:24,770 Uh, I-I had work. 990 00:37:24,772 --> 00:37:26,338 He had to save some people. 991 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:29,241 It's something he's done on numerous occasions. 992 00:37:29,243 --> 00:37:31,443 How are you here? 993 00:37:31,445 --> 00:37:34,980 Well, I, uh, stopped by the Wizard's Trunk... 994 00:37:34,982 --> 00:37:36,047 Warlock's Chest. 995 00:37:36,049 --> 00:37:38,483 Whatever. On the way back from the cemetery 996 00:37:38,485 --> 00:37:40,886 to see if I couldn't get a couple signed copies, 997 00:37:40,888 --> 00:37:43,088 since you missed it, and Randall here 998 00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:46,725 heard all that you do and wanted to meet you personally. 999 00:37:46,727 --> 00:37:49,528 But you never sign after an event. 1000 00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:52,063 Unlike the characters that spring from my mind to page, 1001 00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:53,565 you, Sylvester Dodd, 1002 00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,267 are a true hero. 1003 00:37:55,269 --> 00:37:57,969 It's a pleasure to sign for you. 1004 00:38:14,321 --> 00:38:16,121 Thank you! 1005 00:38:16,123 --> 00:38:17,889 Okay, well, Randy here's a busy guy, 1006 00:38:17,891 --> 00:38:19,658 so we should let him get going. 1007 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:22,027 Good-bye, brave sir. 1008 00:38:27,401 --> 00:38:29,100 So are we good now? 1009 00:38:29,102 --> 00:38:32,737 I don't need the IRS looking into my appearance fees. 1010 00:38:32,739 --> 00:38:37,909 And they won't be, as long as you sign my copy, too. 1011 00:38:37,911 --> 00:38:40,045 And don't forget the "P." 1012 00:38:45,953 --> 00:38:48,086 Here's your coffee. 1013 00:38:48,088 --> 00:38:49,721 If you think coffee can fix this, 1014 00:38:49,723 --> 00:38:50,889 you are more delusional than I thought. 1015 00:38:50,913 --> 00:38:52,913 Nothing happened. 1016 00:38:55,162 --> 00:38:57,996 Except we kissed-- but she initiated it, and I stopped it. 1017 00:38:57,998 --> 00:39:00,599 And I would never do anything with her or anyone else, 1018 00:39:00,601 --> 00:39:01,967 you got to believe me. 1019 00:39:01,969 --> 00:39:04,703 I believe you. I never thought you were stepping out on me. 1020 00:39:04,705 --> 00:39:07,172 Well, Paige said that you've been pissed all day. 1021 00:39:07,174 --> 00:39:10,308 Because I know you used to go to Koreatown to gamble, stupid. 1022 00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:14,145 I have spent years fixing you from the mess that you were. 1023 00:39:14,147 --> 00:39:16,715 And then some chick from the past gets you to go 1024 00:39:16,717 --> 00:39:19,417 to all the backroom games and loan shark huts 1025 00:39:19,419 --> 00:39:20,919 that used to get you into trouble. 1026 00:39:20,921 --> 00:39:23,822 And we both know how bad you can get when you lose control. 1027 00:39:23,824 --> 00:39:27,525 I love you. We're trying to make a baby. 1028 00:39:27,527 --> 00:39:30,695 And I cannot let you lose control again. 1029 00:39:34,034 --> 00:39:36,201 I can't lose you. 1030 00:39:38,038 --> 00:39:41,439 I'm sorry I made you worry. 1031 00:39:41,441 --> 00:39:44,709 You know, there were temptations that would've broken other men-- 1032 00:39:44,711 --> 00:39:47,846 gambling and casket kissing. 1033 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:54,352 Those other men don't have Happy Quinn to lose, but I do. 1034 00:39:57,491 --> 00:39:59,491 I'm never gonna be a mess again, Happy. 1035 00:39:59,493 --> 00:40:01,660 You don't have to worry about that. 1036 00:40:03,463 --> 00:40:05,630 Guys. 1037 00:40:05,632 --> 00:40:08,233 We made a decision about the desks. 1038 00:40:08,235 --> 00:40:10,368 No, no, we had a deal. You can't chicken out 1039 00:40:10,370 --> 00:40:12,170 just because you guys were fighting all day. 1040 00:40:12,172 --> 00:40:13,138 We're not chickening out. 1041 00:40:18,145 --> 00:40:19,945 You know what, let's kick their asses. 1042 00:40:19,947 --> 00:40:21,179 Absolutely. 1043 00:40:21,181 --> 00:40:22,814 Shall we? Hmm. Yeah. 1044 00:40:22,816 --> 00:40:24,849 Mind if we query first? 1045 00:40:24,851 --> 00:40:26,618 Well, it makes no difference. 1046 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:30,355 Paige and I are completely in sync; no matter what the order 1047 00:40:30,357 --> 00:40:32,424 or the question, we will be victorious. 1048 00:40:32,426 --> 00:40:34,626 Fine. Here we go. 1049 00:40:34,628 --> 00:40:36,628 "A query, my deary: 1050 00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:39,164 Where did you first kiss your deary?" 1051 00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:41,132 - In the garage. - Kovelsky's. 1052 00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:43,335 Damn it. 1053 00:40:46,225 --> 00:40:53,125 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man