1 00:00:06,999 --> 00:00:08,259 Oh, God. 2 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:11,303 You seriously don't remember what happened last week on Shameless? 3 00:00:12,121 --> 00:00:13,347 Roll the tape. 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,016 My God's a faggot. 5 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:19,185 My God's a dyke, a whore! 6 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,565 If I pass out, keep going. 7 00:00:22,566 --> 00:00:24,775 Do not stop until you cut off all three. 8 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:26,818 Two left. 9 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,570 But I hope you tire out soon. 10 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,490 Here. 11 00:00:31,491 --> 00:00:34,126 - The fuck is this? - This is a piece of shit 12 00:00:34,127 --> 00:00:36,351 that you're gonna turn into not-a-piece-of-shit. 13 00:00:36,352 --> 00:00:38,771 I've always wanted to ride a Jet Ski. 14 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,882 Dylan said I could use the yellow one. 15 00:00:40,883 --> 00:00:44,711 What does Dylan's father do that he has a yacht and a private plane? 16 00:00:45,661 --> 00:00:46,845 Wanna grab breakfast? 17 00:00:47,312 --> 00:00:50,064 Gotta get to the crib. My niece is getting dropped off. 18 00:00:50,519 --> 00:00:52,478 Freelania, you have everything. 19 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,637 Vera made this for me. 20 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,515 How did you make this all happen? 21 00:00:58,054 --> 00:00:59,204 Jesus. 22 00:00:59,205 --> 00:01:00,805 What do you got in there, a dead body? 23 00:01:00,806 --> 00:01:02,186 I do not believe she's dead yet. 24 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,063 Don't forget dinner at The Grill. 25 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,025 I wanna show off my beautiful bride-to-be. 26 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:15,016 Yes, I'll marry you! 27 00:01:15,017 --> 00:01:16,867 Fucking hell yes! 28 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,287 What the fuck? You cut up all my uniforms? 29 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,692 ...been okay with me going back to school now 30 00:01:21,693 --> 00:01:23,332 - 'cause we're married! - I will never be okay 31 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,743 with being away from you, bae! Never! 32 00:01:25,744 --> 00:01:28,488 I let you stay in my apartment and you sue me? 33 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,198 So what's the worst case? 34 00:01:30,199 --> 00:01:32,342 You're gonna be lucky if they don't put you in jail. 35 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:34,885 Rusty! 36 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,763 They are going down. 37 00:01:45,881 --> 00:01:50,746 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 38 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,459 Where are you going? 39 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,337 I'm going to work. Go back to sleep, all right? 40 00:03:33,388 --> 00:03:34,656 I'm proud of you. 41 00:03:36,491 --> 00:03:38,617 - What? - This last year... 42 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,195 you're strong. 43 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,390 I didn't know that before. 44 00:03:43,082 --> 00:03:44,516 Thanks. 45 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,127 Can we stay at my place tonight? 46 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,605 Uh... yeah. 47 00:03:51,256 --> 00:03:52,899 Yeah, sure. That'd be good, all right? 48 00:03:53,384 --> 00:03:54,718 I love you. 49 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,559 I love you too. 50 00:04:03,863 --> 00:04:05,281 Get some sleep. 51 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,240 Close the fucking door! 52 00:04:17,654 --> 00:04:19,318 What the hell are you doing? 53 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:21,970 I gotta run some errands and she's already downstairs. 54 00:04:22,621 --> 00:04:24,664 I gotta get clothes and a new duffel. 55 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,457 - She tore up all my old shit. - Hm. 56 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:28,126 When you go down, tell her I'm in the shower, okay? 57 00:04:28,127 --> 00:04:30,795 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, how long... 58 00:04:38,262 --> 00:04:39,929 Morning! 59 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,306 Hey. 60 00:04:41,307 --> 00:04:43,492 Oh, uh, Carl's in the shower. 61 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:45,768 I'm whipping up waffles. 62 00:04:45,769 --> 00:04:49,695 Oh, um... Liam is asleep out in the backyard. 63 00:04:49,696 --> 00:04:52,317 Is that normal? 64 00:05:02,064 --> 00:05:03,549 Hey. 65 00:05:04,997 --> 00:05:06,915 Hey, Liam. 66 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:08,458 Hey, buddy. 67 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:10,351 I think you were sleepwalking again. 68 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,521 - Really? - Yeah. 69 00:05:14,506 --> 00:05:16,019 Hey, are those my keys? 70 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,801 I don't know. 71 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,779 What is it with you and keys, huh? 72 00:05:22,378 --> 00:05:23,973 All right, come on. 73 00:05:23,974 --> 00:05:25,242 Let's get you inside. 74 00:05:28,187 --> 00:05:30,606 There you go, Papa Frank. 75 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:32,357 Thank you, favorite daughter-in-law. 76 00:05:32,358 --> 00:05:34,984 Only daughter-in-law. 77 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:36,861 Liam. Sit. 78 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:38,738 Hey, uh, would you save Lucas a waffle? 79 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,906 I gotta go to work 80 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,282 and he and Sierra spent the night. 81 00:05:41,283 --> 00:05:42,659 - Yeah. - Thanks. 82 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:45,036 - Mm-hmm. - I met your friend Dylan's dad. 83 00:05:45,037 --> 00:05:46,579 You tell him I can go on 84 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,248 the yacht vacation with them tomorrow? 85 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,417 I looked the man up. 86 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:54,003 He makes nothing. He creates nothing. 87 00:05:54,004 --> 00:05:56,374 He buys businesses, tears them apart, 88 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:57,697 sells the pieces, 89 00:05:57,698 --> 00:06:01,886 and then discards the employees like trash. 90 00:06:01,887 --> 00:06:03,680 He's a legal thief. 91 00:06:03,681 --> 00:06:05,058 Here you are, Liam. 92 00:06:05,059 --> 00:06:06,934 - Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. 93 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:13,690 He wants the companies to fail. 94 00:06:13,691 --> 00:06:15,400 The world's not just, Liam. 95 00:06:15,401 --> 00:06:18,278 No one's gonna take care of us in our old age. 96 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,001 We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off. 97 00:06:23,075 --> 00:06:24,784 You know how to take photos with this? 98 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,654 - Mm-hmm. - What is keeping Carl? 99 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:28,329 His bacon's getting cold. 100 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:34,246 What's with the boot? I cauterized the stumps. 101 00:06:34,247 --> 00:06:35,502 They were still bleeding, 102 00:06:35,503 --> 00:06:37,463 so I went to the ER. 103 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,589 Waste of money. 104 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:40,383 Cauterization has been used 105 00:06:40,384 --> 00:06:42,343 since the Egyptians were building pyramids. 106 00:06:42,344 --> 00:06:43,970 Are those waffles? Yum. 107 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,764 So can I go on the cruise with Dylan's family or not? 108 00:06:46,765 --> 00:06:49,408 Well... are we partners? 109 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,643 Yeah. 110 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,228 Okay, good. 111 00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:55,194 I'm very proud to be your partner. 112 00:06:55,195 --> 00:06:57,275 And your job, partner, 113 00:06:57,276 --> 00:07:00,487 is to go to the Caribbean and have a great time. 114 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,406 After you get the code. 115 00:07:04,116 --> 00:07:06,409 - The code? - To turn off the alarm. 116 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:08,410 And pics of their valuables 117 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:10,554 and of the security system. 118 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,791 One more big score, I can retire in style. 119 00:07:14,752 --> 00:07:18,046 Carl! You motherfucker! 120 00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:19,964 What the hell was that? 121 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:21,759 Marital bliss. 122 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,481 - So now what? - Well, 123 00:07:27,482 --> 00:07:29,724 I steal her wedding dress, I take her place at wedding 124 00:07:29,725 --> 00:07:31,294 and marry rich old man with saggy diaper. 125 00:07:31,295 --> 00:07:33,572 You don't think he's gonna notice the difference? 126 00:07:33,573 --> 00:07:35,604 He thought I was her. He is weak in the head. 127 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:36,981 What about the wedding guests? 128 00:07:36,982 --> 00:07:38,524 I wear a veil. No one will see. 129 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,273 - Kev. - What? 130 00:07:49,274 --> 00:07:51,646 - Get her phone. - You get her phone. 131 00:07:51,647 --> 00:07:53,372 I get it. Hold machete. 132 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,474 She tries anything, you cut her face, okay? 133 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,627 No way. I'm not slashing her face 134 00:07:57,628 --> 00:07:59,670 if she tries to make a run for it. 135 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,350 "Zlata"? 136 00:08:13,268 --> 00:08:14,811 Shit. 137 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:18,789 Her mother is coming to the wedding. 138 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,191 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 139 00:08:20,192 --> 00:08:22,669 She's gonna know Svetlana isn't her daughter, right? 140 00:08:25,447 --> 00:08:27,799 _ 141 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,618 You yell one more time, I will shave your head, 142 00:08:30,619 --> 00:08:31,982 I will cut off your nipples, 143 00:08:31,983 --> 00:08:33,704 and I will sell you to the Mexican cartel 144 00:08:33,705 --> 00:08:35,833 for big fun, okay? 145 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:38,626 When is Zlata coming? 146 00:08:38,627 --> 00:08:40,002 Today. 147 00:08:40,003 --> 00:08:42,166 I am supposed to pick her up at airport. 148 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:43,523 And I need to pee. 149 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:45,383 Get a bowl. 150 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,218 What? 151 00:08:47,219 --> 00:08:48,402 Use it for her to pee. 152 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,695 Through her pants? 153 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,698 Take the pants off! Get a bowl. 154 00:08:56,728 --> 00:08:58,688 - You know her mother? - Ah, Zlata. 155 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:00,064 Scary old Soviet. 156 00:09:00,065 --> 00:09:01,607 Survived Stalingrad as a young girl 157 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,167 by eating human flesh. 158 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,862 She was a cannibal? 159 00:09:38,937 --> 00:09:41,105 - Oh, hey, Fiona. - Hey. 160 00:09:41,106 --> 00:09:44,025 Just back for a shower and a quick change of clothes. 161 00:09:44,026 --> 00:09:45,902 Jesus. 162 00:09:45,903 --> 00:09:47,695 What happened to your toes? 163 00:09:47,696 --> 00:09:49,130 Frank cut 'em off. 164 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:50,948 He what?! 165 00:09:50,949 --> 00:09:53,451 It's no big deal. I asked him to. 166 00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:55,369 You get rid of the squatters yet? 167 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:56,412 Ah... no. 168 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,722 Uh, Ford and Nessa are watching the building 169 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,516 while I go to a lawyer thing. 170 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,126 Burn 'em out. 171 00:10:02,127 --> 00:10:03,586 It's the oldest trick 172 00:10:03,587 --> 00:10:06,213 in the slumlord's handbook, arson. 173 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,749 You set a good blaze, they got two choices, 174 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,343 run out of the building screaming 175 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,427 or burn to death, 176 00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:13,387 and you get to the collect the insurance. 177 00:10:13,388 --> 00:10:14,872 Has anyone seen my other boot? 178 00:10:14,873 --> 00:10:17,141 I'm not gonna burn my building down, Frank. 179 00:10:17,142 --> 00:10:19,451 Why not? Being a landlord sucks. 180 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,897 Tenants who won't pay their rent, 181 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:24,832 toilets clogged with... 182 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,836 massive after-Thanksgiving turds... 183 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,573 oh, there it is. 184 00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:37,469 You need to get in touch with Pyro Paulie. 185 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,705 - Who? - Paulie Paterniski. 186 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,124 Best firebug on the South Side. 187 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,210 I think he works at the Handy Mart now. 188 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,962 Don't let his looks scare you. 189 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:47,547 He had a trigger fuse 190 00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:50,383 on a bucket of jet fuel go sideways on him. 191 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:53,052 The doctors used skin from his ass 192 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,012 to rebuild his face. 193 00:10:55,013 --> 00:10:57,739 Okay, I'm off to the city planner's office. 194 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,324 I gotta go too. 195 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,352 I'm going to a birthday party with Franny 196 00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:04,855 for Derek's great-great-grandma who's turning, like, 197 00:11:04,856 --> 00:11:07,040 200 years old or something. 198 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,193 I was gonna ask you if you think I should go or not. 199 00:11:09,194 --> 00:11:11,654 - But I think I should. - Okay. 200 00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:13,864 Don't hog the bathroom, okay? 201 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:15,951 - I gotta take a shower. - Okay. 202 00:11:17,494 --> 00:11:19,370 Hey, uh, is Ian around? 203 00:11:19,371 --> 00:11:21,289 I don't know. I just got here. 204 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:23,499 He's not here. I don't think he came home last night. 205 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,185 Well, have the police been here yet? 206 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:27,853 They have a warrant for his arrest. 207 00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:37,529 What the fuck happened? 208 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,199 Things got out of hand. 209 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,868 Is he off his meds? 210 00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:44,104 I have no idea. 211 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:55,406 Ian, hi. It's Fiona. 212 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,868 - Call me back, okay? - What the fuck? 213 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,059 You name it yet? 214 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,127 Your bike. 215 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,688 I haven't really thought about it. 216 00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:13,257 Is it a boy or a girl? 217 00:12:13,258 --> 00:12:14,801 He's definitely a dude. 218 00:12:16,261 --> 00:12:20,223 Then... what about... Keith? 219 00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:22,559 Why Keith? 220 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,727 I just like the name Keith. 221 00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:27,105 Can I help? 222 00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:30,941 Uh... sure, yeah. 223 00:12:30,942 --> 00:12:34,128 There's, um... a box of pegs on Brad's desk. 224 00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:36,489 Thanks. 225 00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:40,076 Hey. 226 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,221 Still nothing from her mom? 227 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,081 Hell no. 228 00:12:45,624 --> 00:12:47,751 I'm so done with her fucking shit. 229 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,339 There's no box on the desk. 230 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,649 Oh? 231 00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,634 All right, I'll go take a look. 232 00:12:56,635 --> 00:12:58,069 Keep an eye on that, all right? 233 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,956 Yo, where's that, uh, box of pegs? 234 00:13:10,481 --> 00:13:11,816 Uh, in that pile right there. 235 00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:13,694 All right. 236 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,029 That a yoga mat? 237 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,656 Uh, yeah. 238 00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:20,967 My sponsor thought I might wanna give it a try. 239 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:24,079 - Oh. - What? 240 00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:27,958 Supposed to be relaxing. 241 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,815 So, gonna ask me how I am today? 242 00:13:34,806 --> 00:13:36,633 Go on. Ask me how I am today. 243 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,468 Okay. 244 00:13:39,177 --> 00:13:41,695 - How are you today? - Fan-fucking-tastic. 245 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,739 - Yeah? - I got laid last night. 246 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,809 Oh! Cami? 247 00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:50,620 Yeah, asshole, Cami. My fiancée. 248 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,856 How was it? 249 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,817 I don't know, exactly. 250 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:56,861 I mean, I came so fast 251 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,195 I don't think she enjoyed it much, 252 00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:00,030 but, uh... 253 00:14:00,031 --> 00:14:02,175 I'm back in the bed. 254 00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,469 That's, uh... that's great. 255 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,288 Man, congrats. Really. 256 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:10,391 Yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks. 257 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,588 Small victories, right? 258 00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:17,381 Yeah, right. 259 00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:22,347 Have a nice day. 260 00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:32,229 Cocaine or cash? 261 00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:33,731 - What? - The duffel. 262 00:14:33,732 --> 00:14:35,957 Oh. Military school uniforms, 263 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,209 field supplies... 264 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,028 Has Kassi been around here looking for me? 265 00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:41,197 No. Called a couple dozen times, though. 266 00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:43,032 You can't tell her I was here. 267 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:44,783 Wanna tell me what's going on? 268 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,244 Well, I have to go back to military school tomorrow. 269 00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:48,829 Kassi doesn't want me to. 270 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,207 Cut up all my old shit with a carpet knife. 271 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,416 Had to buy new shit 272 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,084 and can't afford to replace it again. 273 00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,419 Sounds like true love. 274 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:58,047 It is. And I love her too. 275 00:14:58,048 --> 00:14:59,673 But I also love my brothers 276 00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,884 in 2nd Squad, Bravo Platoon just as much. 277 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,069 I mean, can't she understand that? 278 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,679 You can love two things at once 279 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,349 if you're not fucking them both, right? 280 00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:10,042 Yeah, make sure no one smokes back here. 281 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,270 You get a spark too close to that, could take out the whole block. 282 00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:19,750 - Really think this is gonna work? - No fucking idea. 283 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:20,877 What if she doesn't drink? 284 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,655 She's Russian. She drinks. 285 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:23,922 What if she doesn't come with us? 286 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,508 Why wouldn't she come with us? 287 00:15:26,618 --> 00:15:28,244 What if she's hungry? 288 00:15:28,245 --> 00:15:30,555 I mean, what do cannibals eat other than people? 289 00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:33,633 Do they like pizza? We could stop and get a pizza. 290 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,125 - There. - Where? 291 00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:37,586 There. Ms. Zlata? 292 00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:40,047 - I'll take that for you. - Jesus. 293 00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,300 Mm... 294 00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,929 Yep. 295 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,350 - Hey. - Hey. 296 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,060 What's up? You sounded upset. 297 00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:54,520 Have you seen Ian? 298 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,122 No, not for a couple days. 299 00:15:57,148 --> 00:15:59,149 The cops are looking for him. 300 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,359 What? Why? 301 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,069 All this Gay Jesus shit 302 00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:05,130 he's mixed up in... They set a van on fire. 303 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,824 Look, he hasn't called me back 304 00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:08,968 and no one seems to know where he is, so... 305 00:16:09,327 --> 00:16:11,378 if you talk to him, tell him to come right home 306 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,871 and we'll figure something out, okay? 307 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,724 - I gotta go. - Yeah. 308 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,226 Sorry, it's a... a family thing. 309 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,672 Well. I spoke to the Latham's attorney. 310 00:16:21,673 --> 00:16:23,215 That guy is a real piece of work. 311 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,342 I think your roofer found his name on the back of a bus bench. 312 00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:28,762 But they are prepared to settle. 313 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:29,888 Really? 314 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,282 For $3 million. 315 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,977 They offered to remove you from the suit 316 00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:38,237 and pursue litigation solely with your insurance company 317 00:16:38,238 --> 00:16:41,125 if you're prepared to make a few concessions. 318 00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:42,741 Like what? 319 00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:45,142 Sign the title of the building over to them. 320 00:16:45,143 --> 00:16:46,739 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 321 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,951 And they want... 322 00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:51,197 "Sparkles." They want Sparkles back. 323 00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:55,164 My dog, Rusty? They want my fucking dog? 324 00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:56,749 They said their kids got very attached 325 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,300 and they're, quote, "crying themselves to sleep," 326 00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:02,380 end-quote, ever since you stole him. 327 00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:04,568 I stole him? 328 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,176 They stole him from me! 329 00:17:07,177 --> 00:17:08,637 They're motherfuckers! 330 00:17:08,638 --> 00:17:10,738 Tell them to get their own goddamn dog. 331 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,850 There's another option. 332 00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:16,938 You sell the building... now, 333 00:17:16,939 --> 00:17:18,687 before it goes to trial... 334 00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:20,064 And spend the money. 335 00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:21,821 Go to Vegas. 336 00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:23,525 Take a trip around the world. 337 00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:26,320 And then just declare bankruptcy. 338 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,821 Bankruptcy? 339 00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:29,198 Yeah. 340 00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:31,785 It's better than letting them take everything you own. 341 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,623 Gail, me and you? 342 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,291 Ah, no, wait! Guys, wait up! 343 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,352 - Gotta take a leak. - 'Kay. 344 00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:15,452 What's that panel thing with all the numbers 345 00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:16,870 next to the front door? 346 00:18:16,871 --> 00:18:18,831 Oh. Our security system. 347 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:22,167 - How does it work? - When you leave, you punch in the code 348 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,128 and, uh, if anyone tries to break in, 349 00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:26,224 it makes a noise and the police come. 350 00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:30,217 Put in the code and we set it off, scare Consuela? 351 00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:42,312 Dios mío, qué raqueta! 352 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,754 Nine... seven... eight. 353 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,169 No es gracioso, pequeño! 354 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:56,984 It's not funny! 355 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,665 Come on, let's go finish the movie, 356 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:03,584 then go bowling in the basement. 357 00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:11,843 Six, one, nine, seven... 358 00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:24,038 Thanks for coming. 359 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,998 What happened to your foot? 360 00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:28,860 Accident at work. No biggie. 361 00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:33,156 My mom tell you Pepa and I are getting married? 362 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,204 I'd like you to consider... 363 00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:42,223 letting me share custody of Franny. 364 00:19:42,992 --> 00:19:44,708 I can afford to pay child support 365 00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:47,669 and... I know you could use the money. 366 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,605 Go fuck yourself, Derek. 367 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,258 Okay, everybody's here! 368 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,822 Let's go. Bisabuela's awake. 369 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,122 Let's take the photo. You look great. That's a cute dress. 370 00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:58,639 Hi, baby! 371 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,557 Let's take a picture. Come on. 372 00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:02,952 Ah! Cute dress. 373 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,087 At least think about it? 374 00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:06,855 Okay? 375 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,956 Here we are, Ms. Zlata! 376 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:27,084 I know you must be thirsty after your long trip. 377 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,633 _ 378 00:20:36,993 --> 00:20:39,846 _ 379 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,558 Jesus, who's the corpse in the Phyllis Diller wig? 380 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:45,310 - Don't get too close. - She has the taste for human flesh. 381 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,104 How many Valium are we supposed to give her? 382 00:20:47,105 --> 00:20:48,489 What the hell are you wearing? 383 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:50,149 How many of them have you already crushed up? 384 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,003 Uh, four, maybe? Five, I think. 385 00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:53,402 All right, add two for good measure. 386 00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:54,627 What the hell is she doing here? 387 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,029 Svetlana's friend Freelania 388 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,781 is supposed to marry this super rich old guy, 389 00:20:57,782 --> 00:20:59,700 but Svetlana's gonna marry him instead. 390 00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,743 So we're gonna drug the mother so she doesn't realize 391 00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:04,079 that it's Svetlana marrying him, not Freelania. 392 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,139 We don't think it's a good plan but we're gonna go along 393 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,204 and just hope that we don't get arrested for kidnapping. 394 00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:11,420 I honestly don't understand a single word you just said. 395 00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,140 Here we are. 396 00:21:23,141 --> 00:21:24,474 Vodka. 397 00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:27,180 _ 398 00:21:27,637 --> 00:21:29,061 _ 399 00:21:29,062 --> 00:21:30,607 Vodka. 400 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,034 Old gal can really hold her hooch, huh? 401 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,812 Where have you been? 402 00:22:11,689 --> 00:22:14,375 Oh, uh... I went out and got you these. 403 00:22:15,276 --> 00:22:17,419 - Flowers? - For our anniversary. 404 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,698 No it's not. 405 00:22:19,498 --> 00:22:20,864 - Two months? - No. 406 00:22:20,865 --> 00:22:22,074 You sure? 407 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:24,634 We met one month, eighteen days, 408 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,246 six hours and twelve minutes ago. 409 00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:29,039 Oh. Well... 410 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,416 I woke up thinking about you so I got you these. 411 00:22:32,372 --> 00:22:34,628 Oh. Wow. 412 00:22:34,629 --> 00:22:35,911 How sweet. 413 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:41,886 You know, I've got a little surprise for you too. 414 00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:46,682 Mm. 415 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,158 Do you love me? 416 00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:06,576 Yes, of course. 417 00:23:08,496 --> 00:23:10,580 - How much? - A lot. 418 00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:12,457 Mm... 419 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,668 Ow, what the hell? 420 00:23:14,669 --> 00:23:16,746 How stupid do you think I am, Carl? 421 00:23:16,747 --> 00:23:19,939 - Come on, Kassidi. - The army-navy surplus store? 422 00:23:20,639 --> 00:23:22,134 You followed me? 423 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,969 "Find my Phone," Carl! 424 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,470 I have to go back! 425 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:27,264 My men in my platoon are counting on me! 426 00:23:27,265 --> 00:23:28,984 No, no! 427 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:37,045 I'll give you 60 grand for it, right now, sight unseen. 428 00:23:37,046 --> 00:23:38,402 I have over 80 in it. 429 00:23:38,403 --> 00:23:39,862 Yeah, but I'll take over the mortgage, 430 00:23:39,863 --> 00:23:41,528 and you can pocket that cash and just walk away. 431 00:23:41,529 --> 00:23:42,988 I was hoping for 90. 432 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,614 - 50. - 50? 433 00:23:44,615 --> 00:23:45,795 40. 434 00:23:45,796 --> 00:23:47,659 Jesus, I called to see if you'd be interested 435 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,619 in buying my building, not to get bent over a fence. 436 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,234 Well, it's a distressed sale. 437 00:23:51,235 --> 00:23:52,622 30. 438 00:23:52,623 --> 00:23:54,204 20. 439 00:23:54,205 --> 00:23:55,792 - 10. - You know what? 440 00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:57,170 Go fuck yourself. 441 00:23:58,087 --> 00:23:59,379 Good girl. 442 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,298 What? 443 00:24:01,299 --> 00:24:02,608 Sit down. 444 00:24:04,552 --> 00:24:05,762 Come on, sit down. 445 00:24:07,805 --> 00:24:09,338 You don't wanna sell. 446 00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:11,099 The whole neighborhood's on the way up. 447 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,203 You're gonna make a killing in a couple years. 448 00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:15,479 They're suing me for 6 million. 449 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,522 There's always some lazy bastard staring up at you 450 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,275 from down in the shit. 451 00:24:20,568 --> 00:24:22,017 So what do I do? 452 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:24,339 Well, you make them a final offer 453 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,151 that doesn't kill you and that they think 454 00:24:26,152 --> 00:24:27,657 is a winning lottery ticket. 455 00:24:27,658 --> 00:24:29,159 Like how much? 456 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,828 Five grand. Ten. 457 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,723 Can you excuse me a minute? 458 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,167 - Hey. - Anything? 459 00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:39,337 No, he hasn't called me back. You? 460 00:24:41,085 --> 00:24:42,590 You seen the clip? 461 00:24:42,591 --> 00:24:44,650 It's already got, like, 30,000 views. 462 00:24:45,343 --> 00:24:46,777 My God is a dyke. 463 00:24:47,261 --> 00:24:49,971 - My God is trans... - He looks fuckin' nuts. 464 00:24:49,972 --> 00:24:52,682 A junkie... a whore! 465 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,769 What does that say? 466 00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:57,871 "Gay Jesus speaks the truth." 467 00:24:59,742 --> 00:25:01,233 Is he off his meds? 468 00:25:02,026 --> 00:25:03,360 How the hell would I know? 469 00:25:04,695 --> 00:25:05,862 Shit. 470 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,282 I went by the center and Trevor's had people 471 00:25:09,283 --> 00:25:10,752 out looking for him all day. 472 00:25:10,753 --> 00:25:12,744 I gotta go back to my building. 473 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,287 Kicked out those deadbeats yet? 474 00:25:14,288 --> 00:25:16,515 No, Ford's been watching my building all day. 475 00:25:16,999 --> 00:25:18,580 - No, no, Charlie! - How many more times 476 00:25:18,581 --> 00:25:19,809 - can I say I'm sorry? - Can you...? 477 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:22,187 - How many times do I have to say no? - Yo, guys! 478 00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:27,634 I said fucking no, Charlie. 479 00:25:27,635 --> 00:25:29,614 - Joshua is his brother. - Half-brother! 480 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,054 What does that matter? 481 00:25:31,055 --> 00:25:32,995 Okay, Lucas wants to meet him and I said he could. 482 00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:34,391 - You've been talking to Lucas? - He's my son. 483 00:25:34,392 --> 00:25:35,851 I can call my son any goddamn... 484 00:25:35,852 --> 00:25:37,102 - Fuck you! - Shit. 485 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,388 You can't call him any time you want, 486 00:25:38,389 --> 00:25:40,063 - because he's fucking... - Calm the fuck down! 487 00:25:40,064 --> 00:25:41,093 - Yo. - Calm! 488 00:25:41,094 --> 00:25:42,399 - Asshole! - You're fucking crazy! 489 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,484 - You're crazy! - Just stop it! Hey! 490 00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:46,007 Someone's gonna call the cops, all right? 491 00:25:46,008 --> 00:25:47,512 - Both of you. - He's my kid too! 492 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:48,713 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 493 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,908 Stop! Stop! Charlie! Go, all right? 494 00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:53,159 Yeah, go back to your whore. 495 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,120 Have her pop out another fucking baby for you. 496 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,534 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 497 00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:57,998 Fuck it. 498 00:25:57,999 --> 00:25:59,792 - Hey. - No. 499 00:26:40,374 --> 00:26:43,018 Kev! Can you come up for a sec? 500 00:26:57,642 --> 00:27:00,852 Hey, Freelania is crazy powerful. 501 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:04,481 She's using some Jedi mind trick voodoo shit on me down there. 502 00:27:04,482 --> 00:27:05,983 Holy shit. 503 00:27:07,485 --> 00:27:09,819 - You look... - Incredible, right? 504 00:27:10,654 --> 00:27:12,297 You need to try on your tux. 505 00:27:13,115 --> 00:27:14,574 I have to wear a tux? 506 00:27:14,575 --> 00:27:16,613 You are giving away the bride. 507 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,629 - I am? - Yeah, I have no father. 508 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:20,873 So you do it. 509 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:24,333 - Wow, really? I'm honored. - Mm-hmm. 510 00:27:24,334 --> 00:27:28,046 I also need you there for muscle, in case things go wrong. 511 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,296 What are we gonna do with Freelania after the wedding? 512 00:27:30,297 --> 00:27:31,925 I'm selling her to an old friend. 513 00:27:31,926 --> 00:27:33,677 Works freighters out of Minsk. 514 00:27:33,678 --> 00:27:36,155 - And what about her mom? - Oh, she's too old for sailors. 515 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:39,067 Probably just put rocks in her pockets and dump her in the lake. 516 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:48,901 Wow. 517 00:27:50,373 --> 00:27:51,820 Father of the bride. 518 00:27:54,198 --> 00:27:55,991 That's a nice silver service. 519 00:27:55,992 --> 00:28:01,288 Uh-huh, Rolex, Cartier, Hublot... 520 00:28:01,289 --> 00:28:04,040 Can we maybe find another house to rob? 521 00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:06,042 What? No. 522 00:28:06,043 --> 00:28:07,669 This is perfect. 523 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:10,046 They'll be gone. We know the code. 524 00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:11,715 You got the code, right? 525 00:28:11,716 --> 00:28:13,216 Yeah, but Dylan's my friend. 526 00:28:13,217 --> 00:28:14,884 Do we steal from our friends? 527 00:28:14,885 --> 00:28:17,470 No, we don't, and we're not. 528 00:28:17,471 --> 00:28:19,681 Dylan's our friend. 529 00:28:19,682 --> 00:28:21,975 We're not gonna take anything from him. 530 00:28:21,976 --> 00:28:24,686 It's his criminal father that we're bringing to justice. 531 00:28:24,687 --> 00:28:27,129 But they're taking me on their vacation and everything. 532 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:30,859 Eh, just to assuage their ruling-class guilt. 533 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:34,487 You're like the old clothes rich people donate to Goodwill... 534 00:28:34,488 --> 00:28:36,114 Something they don't need, 535 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:39,242 but they can pat themselves on the back for anyway. 536 00:28:39,243 --> 00:28:40,910 Hey. 537 00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:43,596 We have the chance to do the right thing here. 538 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:45,790 You need to see the bigger picture. 539 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,584 He's a robber baron, 540 00:28:47,585 --> 00:28:51,810 stealing food from the mouths of working-class children. 541 00:28:51,811 --> 00:28:53,465 Are you gonna give the stuff we steal 542 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:54,758 to hungry children? 543 00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:55,761 It's a metaphor. 544 00:28:55,762 --> 00:28:59,637 We can never undo the damage that Dylan's dads have done. 545 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:03,808 But we can right the scales in our own small way 546 00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:05,268 and strike a chord 547 00:29:05,269 --> 00:29:07,792 for below-the-poverty-line folks everywhere. 548 00:29:08,689 --> 00:29:10,940 It's the ethical thing to do. 549 00:29:13,694 --> 00:29:15,003 Take that. 550 00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:21,284 Detective Clark, Chicago Police Department. 551 00:29:21,285 --> 00:29:22,803 Looking for Ian Gallagher. 552 00:29:23,245 --> 00:29:25,264 - Who? - Ian Gallagher. 553 00:29:26,082 --> 00:29:27,416 Never heard of him. 554 00:29:45,102 --> 00:29:46,643 You have to eat. 555 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,900 Trevor's here. He wants to talk. 556 00:30:11,752 --> 00:30:12,961 How'd you find me? 557 00:30:12,962 --> 00:30:14,021 Bic. 558 00:30:14,422 --> 00:30:17,357 The cops are looking for you and they came by the center twice today. 559 00:30:17,842 --> 00:30:18,942 What are you planning to do? 560 00:30:20,302 --> 00:30:21,428 I don't know yet. 561 00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:24,514 Well, they're threatening to send cops to the center 562 00:30:24,515 --> 00:30:26,628 to round up kids, throw them into group homes, 563 00:30:26,629 --> 00:30:28,060 send 'em back to their parents. 564 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,520 They want you to give Blake back to his parents 565 00:30:30,521 --> 00:30:32,355 and for you and Bic to turn yourselves in. 566 00:30:32,356 --> 00:30:34,191 I'm making a difference here. 567 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,862 I feel good. Alive. 568 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,244 Fiona and Lip are trying to find you. 569 00:30:47,037 --> 00:30:48,371 I'm worried about you. 570 00:30:48,372 --> 00:30:50,039 I think that you might be off your meds. 571 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,001 If they raid the center tomorrow, 572 00:30:53,002 --> 00:30:55,295 it'll be all over the news. 573 00:30:55,296 --> 00:30:58,506 My donors will disappear. The city will probably yank 574 00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:00,509 my permits and I'll have to shut down. 575 00:31:02,636 --> 00:31:03,888 Would you look at me? 576 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,954 Are you even listening? 577 00:31:06,515 --> 00:31:07,515 Look at me! 578 00:31:10,728 --> 00:31:12,151 These kids believe in you, 579 00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:14,272 but this isn't about you helping them anymore. 580 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,761 This is about you loving all of the attention 581 00:31:16,762 --> 00:31:18,010 and the hero worship. 582 00:31:18,736 --> 00:31:22,529 If you care about these kids... I mean truly care about them... 583 00:31:23,370 --> 00:31:26,243 You'll turn yourself in before anyone gets hurt. 584 00:31:27,912 --> 00:31:30,414 That's what a real leader would have the courage to do. 585 00:31:42,218 --> 00:31:43,968 Debbie! Debbie! 586 00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:46,262 Oh, hey, Carl. 587 00:31:46,263 --> 00:31:48,264 Grab your torch and cut me out of here. 588 00:31:48,265 --> 00:31:50,186 Well, I can't. My gear's in Farhad's truck. 589 00:31:50,187 --> 00:31:52,415 Damn. 590 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,687 Kassidi really don't want you to go back to school, huh? 591 00:31:54,688 --> 00:31:56,064 Please. There's not much time. 592 00:31:56,065 --> 00:31:57,373 She's in the shower. 593 00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:59,647 Derek's getting married to Pepa. 594 00:31:59,648 --> 00:32:01,194 He wants shared custody of Franny. 595 00:32:01,195 --> 00:32:02,654 There's a hacksaw in the basement. 596 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:03,849 You could saw them off. 597 00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:05,754 On the plus side, he'd pay child support. 598 00:32:05,755 --> 00:32:08,230 And he says Marine kids have really good healthcare. 599 00:32:08,231 --> 00:32:09,995 You only have to cut through one. 600 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,109 I can cut the others! 601 00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:13,206 On the minus side, I wanna stab him in the head every time 602 00:32:13,207 --> 00:32:15,124 I see him and that skinny bitch Pepa together. 603 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,101 I think Kassidi put the keys in her pants pocket. 604 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,353 Try to go in and sneak in there while she's in the shower. 605 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,881 And then Franny will be spending time with Pepa! 606 00:32:21,882 --> 00:32:24,592 And what will she call Pepa? "Mommy"? 607 00:32:24,593 --> 00:32:26,094 - "Mother"? - Deb, will you please... 608 00:32:26,095 --> 00:32:27,595 "Mama"? 609 00:32:27,596 --> 00:32:29,747 Oh! Hello, Debbie. 610 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:30,886 Oh, hey, Kassidi. 611 00:32:30,887 --> 00:32:33,226 Hey, thanks again for the waffles this morning. 612 00:32:33,227 --> 00:32:36,437 Oh, no problem. I'm thinking about making eggs Benedict tomorrow. 613 00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:38,147 Sounds delicious. 614 00:32:38,148 --> 00:32:39,828 Hey, thanks for listening, Carl. 615 00:32:39,829 --> 00:32:42,194 Really helps sometimes to be able to talk things out. 616 00:32:58,127 --> 00:33:00,044 - Hey. - Hey. 617 00:33:02,006 --> 00:33:03,339 Lucas asleep? 618 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,633 A while ago. 619 00:33:08,137 --> 00:33:09,471 I'm sorry. 620 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:15,518 - About what? - The Charlie thing. 621 00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:17,145 And the way that asshole gets to pretend 622 00:33:17,146 --> 00:33:18,497 like nothing ever happened. 623 00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:21,482 Oh, fuck. I forgot. 624 00:33:21,483 --> 00:33:23,381 I'm sorry. I'll get rid of these. 625 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,671 - I-it's cool. - No, it's definitely not cool. 626 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,276 Hey, hey. 627 00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:51,180 It's all right. 628 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:58,436 Fuck. I'll go brush my teeth. 629 00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,582 No... 630 00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:02,917 it's all right, okay? Really. 631 00:34:04,521 --> 00:34:05,813 Okay? 632 00:34:05,814 --> 00:34:07,942 I think I might be a little drunk. 633 00:34:44,525 --> 00:34:46,234 How'd the lawyer meeting go? 634 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:51,073 I'm thinking of leaving the country. 635 00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:54,050 And where are you thinking of going? 636 00:34:55,411 --> 00:34:57,304 Pretty much anywhere. 637 00:34:58,121 --> 00:35:00,415 Then go to the airport, get on 638 00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:02,587 whatever international flight's taking off next, 639 00:35:03,121 --> 00:35:04,419 leave it to fate. 640 00:35:05,045 --> 00:35:06,546 You coming with me? 641 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:08,631 You want me to? 642 00:35:08,632 --> 00:35:09,862 That's not an answer. 643 00:35:09,863 --> 00:35:11,385 Okay, then. Sure. 644 00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:17,239 I don't know what this is. 645 00:35:18,726 --> 00:35:19,909 "This"? 646 00:35:21,311 --> 00:35:22,537 Us. 647 00:35:23,731 --> 00:35:25,006 What do you want it to be? 648 00:35:25,907 --> 00:35:26,983 You really have to stop 649 00:35:26,984 --> 00:35:28,901 answering my questions with a question. 650 00:35:28,902 --> 00:35:30,446 Is that bothering you, is it? 651 00:35:38,746 --> 00:35:42,082 What should I say when I talk about you to other people? 652 00:35:44,251 --> 00:35:45,710 Tell them whatever you want. 653 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,003 Am I your girlfriend? 654 00:35:47,755 --> 00:35:49,464 Do you want to be my girlfriend? 655 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,654 Are you sleeping with anybody else? 656 00:35:57,890 --> 00:35:59,099 No. 657 00:36:00,142 --> 00:36:01,893 And I'd tell you before that happened. 658 00:36:06,273 --> 00:36:07,482 I'm happy... 659 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,277 with what this is. 660 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:13,154 And I'm willing to make adjustments 661 00:36:13,155 --> 00:36:15,073 if you let me know what you want. 662 00:36:15,074 --> 00:36:17,116 I want you to be madly in love with me. 663 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,996 I'm not 17 years old. 664 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:24,291 I don't fall madly in love with people anymore. 665 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,251 Ever? 666 00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:30,005 I've fallen madly in love. 667 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,675 Didn't work out so well. 668 00:36:34,176 --> 00:36:35,384 Who was she? 669 00:36:35,385 --> 00:36:37,053 Do you really wanna know? 670 00:36:38,013 --> 00:36:39,197 No. 671 00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:49,274 I just can't see myself... picking up and leaving. 672 00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:51,543 Chicago's my home. 673 00:36:52,736 --> 00:36:53,978 I like it here. 674 00:36:59,696 --> 00:37:01,674 Back to the murder scenarios? 675 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:04,497 No. 676 00:37:07,376 --> 00:37:09,169 It's time to go Gallagher. 677 00:37:20,722 --> 00:37:22,723 Do you need to use the bedpan again? 678 00:37:22,724 --> 00:37:24,851 No, I'm all right. 679 00:37:26,903 --> 00:37:29,289 I know you want to go back to that school, 680 00:37:30,065 --> 00:37:32,150 but now we can start our lives together 681 00:37:32,151 --> 00:37:34,569 as newlyweds. 682 00:37:35,445 --> 00:37:38,739 Oh, first thing we need to do is get an apartment. 683 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,806 Nothing too big, you know. 684 00:37:40,807 --> 00:37:42,577 Maybe we'll get lucky 685 00:37:42,578 --> 00:37:44,287 and we'll find something in the projects. 686 00:37:44,288 --> 00:37:47,623 You know, one of those buildings where the elevator never works 687 00:37:47,624 --> 00:37:48,851 and... 688 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:52,128 There's always gangs out in the stairwell. 689 00:37:52,129 --> 00:37:54,630 We'll have to get an extra bedroom too... 690 00:37:54,631 --> 00:37:56,963 For the kids. I want six. 691 00:37:56,964 --> 00:37:58,422 Don't you? 692 00:37:58,423 --> 00:38:00,854 We can have three boys and three girls. 693 00:38:01,542 --> 00:38:03,639 And their names will start with a C and a K 694 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,808 just like us. Like... 695 00:38:05,809 --> 00:38:08,352 Charlie and Kristin... 696 00:38:08,353 --> 00:38:11,480 Karen... Katherine... 697 00:38:11,481 --> 00:38:13,957 Cody, Cole, Cooper... 698 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,753 Oh, we can call him little Coop. 699 00:38:17,738 --> 00:38:19,722 We'll shower once a week. 700 00:38:19,723 --> 00:38:21,991 And... 701 00:38:21,992 --> 00:38:25,203 And we can, uh, eat fast food and get really fat. 702 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,998 We'll be like real people, Carl. 703 00:38:49,311 --> 00:38:52,355 Six-one-nine-seven... 704 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,771 Looking for Paulie. 705 00:40:15,772 --> 00:40:17,232 In the back. 706 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:26,741 You Pyro Paulie? 707 00:40:27,810 --> 00:40:28,977 Yes. 708 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,279 Fiona Gallagher. 709 00:40:40,881 --> 00:40:42,090 Geneva. 710 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,093 Wake up. 711 00:40:46,219 --> 00:40:47,654 I know what I have to do now. 712 00:40:48,347 --> 00:40:49,656 And it's big. 713 00:40:50,474 --> 00:40:51,639 Up. 714 00:40:52,546 --> 00:40:55,578 Up! Up! Everyone up! 715 00:40:56,313 --> 00:40:58,314 Come on! I need sheets. 716 00:40:58,315 --> 00:41:02,027 I need... lots and lots of sheets! 717 00:41:07,449 --> 00:41:08,522 Whoa. 718 00:41:08,523 --> 00:41:10,326 Sent a limo, huh? 719 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,454 Son? 720 00:41:14,529 --> 00:41:15,529 The code? 721 00:41:24,591 --> 00:41:25,591 Sir. 722 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:35,894 Who the hell are you? 723 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:38,771 Oh. Father of the bride. 724 00:41:39,439 --> 00:41:41,315 - Really? - Well, no, no. 725 00:41:41,316 --> 00:41:43,109 I'm not the father. I'm a friend, but, uh... 726 00:41:43,110 --> 00:41:44,377 but I get to give her away. 727 00:41:46,012 --> 00:41:47,989 Fucking fantastic. 728 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:52,368 Oh, hey, Dad. Big day, huh? 729 00:41:52,369 --> 00:41:55,246 Whoa. Where are your shoes? 730 00:41:55,247 --> 00:41:56,997 - What? - Your shoes. 731 00:41:56,998 --> 00:41:59,542 You can't get married in slippers, right? 732 00:41:59,543 --> 00:42:01,919 Jesus Christ, Everett. Go find his goddamn shoes, 733 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,213 would you, please? 734 00:42:04,214 --> 00:42:05,756 Did you see who's here, Dad? 735 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:06,882 Arthur. 736 00:42:06,883 --> 00:42:08,717 Came all the way from Palm Beach. 737 00:42:08,718 --> 00:42:10,177 - Who? - Arthur. 738 00:42:10,178 --> 00:42:11,595 You started the company with him. 739 00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:13,515 You wanted him to be your best man. 740 00:42:14,755 --> 00:42:15,850 Yeah. 741 00:42:15,851 --> 00:42:17,893 Wedding's gonna start any minute, Dad. 742 00:42:17,894 --> 00:42:19,579 Oh, great. I'm starving. 743 00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:23,166 Jesus, what a shit show. 744 00:42:23,984 --> 00:42:26,335 Well, I better go get the bride. 745 00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:29,029 Thank God there's a prenup, right? 746 00:42:37,706 --> 00:42:39,832 Is that a pipe bomb? 747 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,208 Smoke bomb. 748 00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:43,001 Pyro Paulie swears it won't explode 749 00:42:43,002 --> 00:42:45,130 - or start a fire. - "Pyro Paulie"? 750 00:42:45,131 --> 00:42:48,090 Name doesn't inspire a whole lot of confidence. 751 00:42:48,091 --> 00:42:50,091 You should see his face. 752 00:42:50,092 --> 00:42:51,576 Ready? 753 00:42:51,577 --> 00:42:53,930 Shit. 754 00:43:00,812 --> 00:43:01,854 Fucking bitch! 755 00:43:06,443 --> 00:43:08,486 Whoa! 756 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:16,660 - Bitch! - Apartment door's open. 757 00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:18,287 You might wanna vacate the premises 758 00:43:18,288 --> 00:43:20,414 before you die of smoke inhalation. 759 00:43:22,459 --> 00:43:24,544 Pick up the girl, come on! 760 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:32,564 I'm gonna call the police. You could've killed us. 761 00:43:35,889 --> 00:43:37,698 Here's the deal, shitheads. 762 00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:42,820 This is $4,000. 763 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:45,456 And I will give it to you... right now. 764 00:43:46,399 --> 00:43:49,902 If you get in your shitty car, point yourselves west, 765 00:43:49,903 --> 00:43:51,898 and don't stop till you hit the Pacific Ocean. 766 00:43:51,899 --> 00:43:53,197 - Go fuck yourself. - You haven't heard 767 00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:54,907 the whole offer yet, Trina. 768 00:43:54,908 --> 00:43:56,424 When you get to the Pacific Ocean, 769 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:59,161 you call me and you give me an address 770 00:43:59,162 --> 00:44:00,878 so that every month for the next year... 771 00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:03,624 Assuming you drop your bullshit lawsuit... 772 00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:08,379 I can send you a money order for $500. 773 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,423 Go to hell. 774 00:44:11,299 --> 00:44:12,467 Think about it, Rodney. 775 00:44:13,426 --> 00:44:16,487 Lawsuits can take years before they get to court. 776 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:20,533 And who knows? In the end, you might lose. 777 00:44:21,150 --> 00:44:22,285 We won't lose. 778 00:44:28,358 --> 00:44:30,835 Maybe yes, maybe no. 779 00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:34,614 My lawyer thinks I'm gonna win. 780 00:44:36,783 --> 00:44:38,158 Rodney. 781 00:44:53,425 --> 00:44:55,134 Oops. 782 00:44:55,135 --> 00:44:58,009 Offer just went down $200. 783 00:44:58,010 --> 00:45:00,889 So that's $3,800. 784 00:45:05,437 --> 00:45:06,678 All righty, then. 785 00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:08,689 No, no, no, no, no. 786 00:45:08,690 --> 00:45:10,198 - Rodney... - Goddammit. 787 00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:11,483 We'll take the cash. 788 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,861 Okay. 789 00:45:16,656 --> 00:45:19,175 Sign this. 790 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:23,472 Come on, turn around. 791 00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:26,332 How do we know you'll send us the money 792 00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:27,666 like you promise? 793 00:45:27,667 --> 00:45:29,310 'Cause I gave you my word. 794 00:45:30,086 --> 00:45:32,087 And around here, that means something. 795 00:45:41,097 --> 00:45:42,931 Is that real money you just burned? 796 00:45:44,476 --> 00:45:47,494 Yeah, and it just about fucking killed me. 797 00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:54,817 Fuck. 798 00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:56,387 - Hey. - Hey. 799 00:45:57,489 --> 00:45:58,652 Thought you left for work. 800 00:45:58,653 --> 00:46:00,115 Yeah, I just, um... 801 00:46:00,116 --> 00:46:01,826 I wanted to talk to you. 802 00:46:04,454 --> 00:46:06,121 I'm really sorry about last night. 803 00:46:07,135 --> 00:46:09,471 I was just so fucking pissed, you know? 804 00:46:12,247 --> 00:46:14,212 I think you should give Charlie one last chance. 805 00:46:16,883 --> 00:46:17,883 What? 806 00:46:20,762 --> 00:46:22,863 I mean, you know, he fucked up, but, uh... 807 00:46:24,265 --> 00:46:26,017 we all fuck up, so... 808 00:46:27,769 --> 00:46:29,144 I told you I was sorry. 809 00:46:29,145 --> 00:46:30,646 You two weren't together 810 00:46:30,647 --> 00:46:32,216 when he got that other girl pregnant. 811 00:46:32,217 --> 00:46:33,524 You know, and he didn't wanna lose you. 812 00:46:33,525 --> 00:46:35,154 Where the fuck is this coming from? 813 00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:39,714 You don't love me. 814 00:46:43,326 --> 00:46:45,121 I've been drunk... 815 00:46:45,122 --> 00:46:48,455 Or high almost every day since I was 12 years old. 816 00:46:48,456 --> 00:46:50,752 And Brad was off the wagon and Youens died... 817 00:46:50,753 --> 00:46:52,751 - Do you fucking love me? - I don't know. 818 00:46:52,752 --> 00:46:54,003 I want to. 819 00:46:55,296 --> 00:46:57,768 You know, I really do, but I-I've been sleepwalking 820 00:46:57,769 --> 00:46:59,800 through my life for years, and... 821 00:46:59,801 --> 00:47:00,872 you know, I've been so loaded, 822 00:47:00,873 --> 00:47:02,678 I-I haven't known what I want... 823 00:47:03,555 --> 00:47:05,031 you know, or who I wanna be, 824 00:47:05,032 --> 00:47:07,398 or-or-or be with, and I just... 825 00:47:08,643 --> 00:47:09,909 Fuck! 826 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:12,688 Just leave. Please. 827 00:47:12,689 --> 00:47:14,503 I was drunk on our first date. 828 00:47:14,504 --> 00:47:15,637 - Lip... - I was drunk 829 00:47:15,638 --> 00:47:17,609 almost the entire time that we were together. 830 00:47:18,987 --> 00:47:20,535 I don't know how to be with myself, 831 00:47:20,536 --> 00:47:22,073 let alone someone else. 832 00:47:23,118 --> 00:47:25,287 Man, I don't know what I want, but I... 833 00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:28,387 I know I have to be honest with you. 834 00:47:28,830 --> 00:47:30,164 - J... - Okay? 835 00:47:30,165 --> 00:47:32,667 - And it's because I care about you... - Just go, Lip! 836 00:47:33,835 --> 00:47:36,336 Please! Oh, my God. 837 00:47:36,337 --> 00:47:38,035 I'm sorry. 838 00:47:38,036 --> 00:47:39,037 Don't! 839 00:47:43,522 --> 00:47:44,732 I'm sorry. 840 00:48:06,159 --> 00:48:09,178 God is Gay and he loves you! 841 00:48:09,179 --> 00:48:12,206 God is Gay and he loves you! 842 00:48:12,207 --> 00:48:15,250 God is Gay and he loves you! 843 00:48:15,251 --> 00:48:18,002 God is Gay and he loves you! 844 00:48:18,585 --> 00:48:20,756 This might just make CNN. 845 00:48:23,510 --> 00:48:26,883 Showtime. 846 00:48:26,884 --> 00:48:30,330 God is gay and he loves you. 847 00:48:30,331 --> 00:48:31,934 Take a look in front of me... 848 00:48:31,935 --> 00:48:35,604 We are gay and we love you. 849 00:48:35,605 --> 00:48:38,362 We are trans and we love you. 850 00:48:38,363 --> 00:48:40,484 We are lesbians 851 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,027 and we love you. 852 00:48:42,028 --> 00:48:45,447 We are the city of Chicago and we love you. 853 00:48:45,448 --> 00:48:46,949 - Gay Jesus! - We are queer... 854 00:48:46,950 --> 00:48:48,883 and we love you. 855 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,620 We are bisexual and we love you. 856 00:48:51,621 --> 00:48:52,888 That's him. 857 00:48:53,873 --> 00:48:56,377 Ian Gallagher, we have a warrant for your arrest. 858 00:48:56,378 --> 00:48:58,877 We are your cops. We are your neighbors. 859 00:48:58,878 --> 00:49:00,420 We are your doctors. 860 00:49:00,421 --> 00:49:03,096 Gallagher, get down from the truck. Now. 861 00:49:03,097 --> 00:49:04,901 He's not Ian Gallagher. 862 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:07,319 I'm Ian Gallagher. 863 00:49:08,137 --> 00:49:09,405 No. 864 00:49:10,598 --> 00:49:12,158 I'm Ian Gallagher. 865 00:49:14,605 --> 00:49:16,245 I'm Ian Gallagher. 866 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,331 I'm Ian Gallagher. I'm Ian Gallagher. 867 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,067 I'm Ian Gallagher! 868 00:49:22,068 --> 00:49:24,502 All right. Arrest them all. 869 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,088 I'm Ian Gallagher. I'm Ian Gallagher. 870 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:28,991 Excuse me, son. 871 00:49:28,992 --> 00:49:30,576 I'm Ian Gallagher. I'm Ian Gallagher. 872 00:49:30,577 --> 00:49:31,952 - Excuse me. - I'm Ian Gallagher. 873 00:49:31,953 --> 00:49:33,620 I'm Ian Gallagher. 874 00:49:33,621 --> 00:49:35,406 I'm Ian Gallagher! 875 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:01,857 Come on, Dad, over here. 876 00:50:01,858 --> 00:50:04,110 Come on. Jesus. Right... right here. 877 00:50:04,986 --> 00:50:06,737 We have joined here today 878 00:50:06,738 --> 00:50:08,239 to share with Freelania and Rupert 879 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,365 - an important moment... - There's a prenup. 880 00:50:10,366 --> 00:50:11,950 What? 881 00:50:11,951 --> 00:50:13,535 There's a prenup. 882 00:50:13,536 --> 00:50:15,078 A prenup? 883 00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:16,288 Shh! 884 00:50:16,289 --> 00:50:17,623 By the power vested in me 885 00:50:17,624 --> 00:50:18,914 by the state of Illinois, 886 00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:21,293 I now pronounce you man and wife. 887 00:50:21,294 --> 00:50:22,769 You may kiss the bride. 888 00:51:23,659 --> 00:51:25,237 You gonna get that? 889 00:51:25,238 --> 00:51:28,235 No. Siri, decline call. 890 00:52:10,945 --> 00:52:12,420 Oh, fuck. 891 00:52:37,293 --> 00:52:39,465 Where do you think that old man went? 892 00:52:39,466 --> 00:52:41,558 I don't know. Let's get out of here. 893 00:52:57,742 --> 00:52:59,410 Looks about done. 894 00:53:01,370 --> 00:53:02,680 Yeah. 895 00:53:04,288 --> 00:53:05,712 You gonna keep it or sell it? 896 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,169 Keep it, I think. 897 00:53:12,948 --> 00:53:14,174 You okay? 898 00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,011 Uh... 899 00:53:19,972 --> 00:53:21,545 I was honest with Sierra. 900 00:53:24,589 --> 00:53:26,069 But I think it really fucked her up. 901 00:53:28,966 --> 00:53:31,258 Nobody ever said being honest would be painless. 902 00:53:41,410 --> 00:53:43,804 - Where's Eddie? - She quit. 903 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:48,209 Took off for Cabo with some guy she met at Sturgis. 904 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,227 She coming back for the kid? 905 00:53:55,717 --> 00:53:57,901 She called Social Services to come pick her up. 906 00:54:18,010 --> 00:54:19,470 So Eddie split, huh? 907 00:54:24,835 --> 00:54:27,629 Hey, why don't you come stay with me for a couple days? 908 00:54:28,893 --> 00:54:30,626 Just till we find out where she went. 909 00:54:32,081 --> 00:54:33,170 Yeah? 910 00:54:35,677 --> 00:54:36,857 That'd be cool. 911 00:54:37,849 --> 00:54:39,009 Cool. 912 00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,219 Um... 913 00:54:41,762 --> 00:54:43,267 Look, my bike's done. 914 00:54:43,268 --> 00:54:44,681 Um... 915 00:54:45,627 --> 00:54:47,298 you wanna take Keith off the stand, 916 00:54:47,299 --> 00:54:49,328 see if the piece of shit actually runs? 917 00:54:50,062 --> 00:54:51,354 Yeah? 918 00:55:09,258 --> 00:55:10,665 Carl! 919 00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:12,584 Stop! Get off the bus! 920 00:55:12,585 --> 00:55:14,502 Get off the bus, Carl! Stop! 921 00:55:14,503 --> 00:55:17,102 Carl, come back! 922 00:55:17,103 --> 00:55:18,941 I love you! 923 00:55:19,759 --> 00:55:21,510 Carl! 924 00:55:35,483 --> 00:55:36,964 Have a blessed day. 925 00:55:51,499 --> 00:55:52,874 All right. 926 00:56:30,830 --> 00:56:32,706 We are getting reports of multiple arrests 927 00:56:32,707 --> 00:56:34,249 this morning at a rally led by... 928 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:37,377 Holy shit. I hope he's all right. 929 00:56:37,378 --> 00:56:39,921 Police have identified the man as Ian Gallagher. 930 00:56:39,922 --> 00:56:42,257 We have information that his organization... 931 00:56:42,258 --> 00:56:45,199 - Not a fucking word. - ...explosion on south side 932 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,678 of the city earlier this week. 933 00:56:46,679 --> 00:56:48,471 You can see him here with the megaphone moments... 934 00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:54,473 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com