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Looks like a position
has become available

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in a traveling Russian circus.

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You American, you all
want to be star, huh?

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You're fired.

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How did the, uh,

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- trustees meeting go?
- They took a vote

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and decided to remove you as president.

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It's Baskets Career College,
as in Dale Baskets.

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Let's take a look at this will.

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- Shall we?
- Yes.

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Money's no problem for me.

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I've come into a little nest egg.

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My mother died.

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My daughters and I

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run a carpeting business together.

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I find it fascinating.

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Especially that you have
a family business.

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It all looks so fun.

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You're not thinking about buying
this place, are you?

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What do you think?

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- "Baskets Family Rodeo."
- I'm just a performer.

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I, you know,
I'm-I'm not a business, so...

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I'll be handling the business

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because I'm a business-minded
businessman.

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Who means business.

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Don't eat my hat.

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Three, two, one.

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I want my mother
to see my horses, so I want you

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to wash 'em, wax 'em and buff
'em, make sure you make 'em

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look like one of them
beer commercials. You know?

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- You got it, boss.
- Okeydokey.

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Stick 'em in the stall.

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Get the shit out of their eyes.

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You have any circuses
coming through town?

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- Nope.
- Nothing I can run away with?

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Hey, there's nothing I can offer you

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that's as steady as that rodeo.

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Hey, plus...

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you're in management there.

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I mean, that's a step up.

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Yeah, but I just sit behind a desk.

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I'd rather get back to clowning.

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You know, I'm actually a clown, too.

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- Kablammo.
- Kablammo?

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- That's nice.
- Yeah.

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But now this is my job,

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and Kablammo is just the icing.

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Why were you called Kablammo?

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Uh, it's 'cause I used to try
to light my farts on fire,

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but then it got... well, things happened

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and my insurance lapsed.

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- Howdy, Dale.
- Hey, Chip. Guess what?

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Baskets Family Rodeo now owns
three beautiful stallions.

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- Good for you, Dale.
- Yep.

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Bought 'em myself. Whittled the guy down

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on the price a bunch.

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He was real poor, that guy.

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Oh, look, here's some pictures

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of the horsies if you want to see 'em.

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You know, I'm a novice
to this, uh, rodeo thing,

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but I've already acquired three horses
and some cowboys.

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Have you hired one clown yet?

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Uh, yeah. I was just, um...

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I was just about to... Oop.

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I was just about to do that.

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- Um...
- Mm-hmm.

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So...

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You've never worked in an office before.

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You have to dial nine.
You've got to dial nine.

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That's at every office
across the United States.

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You know what, I will hire the clowns,

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and you...

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just man the phones.

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You're the phone guy now.

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Phones are a vital part

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of a business.
You know, they're a portal

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to who might be your customers,

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so working the phone,
being the gatekeeper's

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a very important job.

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Don't pooh-pooh it

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just 'cause you don't know how
to do-do it.

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Answer it.

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I'm not the phone person.
This isn't my training, I...

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Answer the phone.

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Hello?

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Baskets Family Rodeo.

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This is Chip Baskets.
How can I help you?

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You've got to be courteous.

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Who would you like to speak to?

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Christine? Okay.

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Let me just transfer you,
uh, over, okay?

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Just transfer that to Mom.

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Just transfer it over.

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Okay, so I just, um...

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- Just, do you see a transfer?
- I'm just gonna transfer.

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- Just transfer... trans... Chip.
- I'm gonna transfer you

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- in just a second, hold on.
- Tran...

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- What are you doing?
- Call coming in, Mom.

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What the hell are you...?

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Okay, Mom, you have a phone...

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Oh, my God.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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You have a call coming through.

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- Just pick it up, okay?
- Okay.

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- I already have a phone here, honey.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, God.

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Hello, Baskets Family Rodeo.

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This is the owner and CEO,
Christine Baskets.

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What? You're kidding.

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Channel 9 News is coming

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to the rodeo!

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That's great, Mom.

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This is big-time. Danielle Mana

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from the 4:00 news
is going to come on Friday.

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Chip, you should not be working
on the phones.

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- You should be getting clowns.
- Yeah, I...

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Dale insists that I have
to do the phones, I guess.

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- That was a business hypothetical.
- Well, whatever.

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I've got a million things to do.
Channel 9!

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- It's exciting, Mom.
- I love it.

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You have a lot to learn

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about office politics. A lot.

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It's half past.

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- Do you think she forgot?
- She's probably feeding

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some bucking bronco or something.

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It's always something down at the rodeo.

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Why a rodeo, anyway?

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She's got a screw loose.

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We're all going to start
losing our marbles soon.

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She bought it for her son.

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- Chip? Jeez.
- Yeah.

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Look, I give it about two weeks.

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Well, it's not really a business.
It's only a gesture.

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Oh, sorry, girls.

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What a day.

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But I brought champagne!

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- Champagne?
- Oh.

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I'm gonna be on TV.

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I'm so honored
to be on the 4:00 p.m. news.

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You know, I don't even watch
the network news anymore.

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My VCR's broken. I don't watch anything.

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I'm thinking about wearing my hair up.

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- Or down.
- You mean like Sally Field's?

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- Yes.
- Oh.

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- What are you gonna wear?
- You know, I thought

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I'd get something new,
'cause I lost 20 pounds.

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- Oh, you look great.
- Yes.

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It's just a shame that
those cameras add 20 pounds.

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I mean, everybody on television

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is just a toothpick.

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- Oh.
- And you better make sure

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you don't get something
that makes you sweat.

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Oh, but they have
these wonderful sweat pads

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that you just pin
right into your jacket.

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Yeah, you should get those.

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So, what are you gonna wear?

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Oh.

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What do you think of this?

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I like that.

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Too Coney Island.

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That's the problem with that one.

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What about this?

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I like that.

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God, I never realized
I had so many pastels.

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God, what am I...
I thought I was an autumn.

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I think I'm a summer.

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Can you move that mug or
whatever that is out of the way?

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It's like we're still talking
on the phone.

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Oh, I like that.

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- This is a blanket.
- Well...

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- You're not even paying attention.
- I am paying attention.

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I liked it.

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I mean, the fabric
would look good on you.

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I don't want to look bad

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- on TV.
- You won't.

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- I'm a rodeo owner.
- I know.

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Can you believe it?

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Christine, why don't you just go out

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and buy something new, honey?

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I've already tried everything on

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at the Dress Barn.

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I'm in between sizes.

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Well, I tell you what.

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You're a very talented woman.

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Why don't you
just whip something together?

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I mean, remember?
You sewed that button on for me.

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It's still there.

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A button?

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They teach animals to do that.

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I don't know.

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I used to sew years ago.

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I was pretty good.

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Well, I think you're still a good sewer,

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and you can do this. I believe in you.

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You're Christine Baskets, rodeo owner.

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You can do it.

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Oh, God.

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Good morning, everybody.

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The first PA announcement
goes out to Christine Baskets.

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Please report to the main arena

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to meet the costars
for the Channel 9 interview.

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That's over and out.

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One moment.

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Ta-da!

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- Are these ours?
- Yes, Mother.

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- Oh, they're beautiful.
- I know.

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Danielle is gonna want to see these.

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This is Bucky Boy, that's Lady,
and that's Bucky Girl.

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Oh. Well, can we change one to Ester

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for Meemaw?

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- Can we change their names?
- Hey, Mom.

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Hey, Mr. Head Clown.

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You find any clowns yet?

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No, but I had an idea for a...

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- for a classified ad, you know...
- An idea?

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"Clowns wanted," honey. That's it.

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This reminds me
of when you were in junior high

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and you'd come to me,

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"Mom, I haven't read...

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the Little House on the Prairie."

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Well, who has?

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Just make up some stuff.

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Laura Ingalls dot, dot, dot.

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I didn't ask for any of this.

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I'm sorry. I'm sure
you'll find someone, honey.

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You'll find some good people.

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Oh, stop!

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Stop! The horse bit me!

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- Oh, shoo! Shoo.
- Mom, Mom, Mom.

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Oh, God.

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Everyone out!

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Dale, Dale!

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Give the horse space!

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Give the horse space!

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Oh, what happened?

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I mean, good gosh.

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- They're crazy.
- That horse goosed me.

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Mom, they were eating out of my hat.

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We need to fix this.

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It's your fault.

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It's open.

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Hi, Mrs. Baskets. Is Chip ready?

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Hi, Martha.

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Chip, Martha's here!

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Okay, I'll be down in a second.

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Okay, that's fine.

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Hey, could you take all these donations

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down to the Goodwill on First for me

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on your way to the rodeo?

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You're getting rid of a lot of stuff.

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I am.

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Wow. Hey, is this your wedding dress?

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Oh, that disaster.

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I still remember
the look on Nathan's face

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when he saw me coming down the aisle.

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He hadn't seen it yet.

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00:10:14,256 --> 00:10:16,825
His whole face dropped.

261
00:10:16,858 --> 00:10:19,294
I was so embarrassed.

262
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,829
I didn't even know you sewed,

263
00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,297
- Mrs. Baskets.
- Oh, yes.

264
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,200
I sewed everything.

265
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:27,737
I even got caught up
in the doily craze for a while.

266
00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:30,372
But Nathan always said
they didn't look good.

267
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,350
But I didn't care,
'cause I loved sewing.

268
00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:34,177
I love the feel of material,

269
00:10:34,209 --> 00:10:36,679
working the machine, and...

270
00:10:36,811 --> 00:10:38,180
It took that dress

271
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,215
to convince me that he was right.

272
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,851
I just didn't have the eye for it, so...

273
00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:45,388
I just quit sewing. I gave it up.

274
00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:48,611
Well, I think it's really good,
Mrs. Baskets.

275
00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,559
That's so sweet of you, Martha.

276
00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:52,527
If you'd like it, you could have it.

277
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,396
No, I'm gonna hold off on marriage

278
00:10:54,429 --> 00:10:57,666
till I find out what
this polyamorous stuff is about.

279
00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,669
Polyester... that was
my favorite material to sew.

280
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,538
You could do anything with it.

281
00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:05,440
Well, I'm not gonna screw up
this interview for Channel 9.

282
00:11:05,473 --> 00:11:07,276
I got a pattern this time.

283
00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:10,512
I'm gonna make a beautiful dress.
They're gonna love it.

284
00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:13,749
- Chip!
- Yeah.

285
00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,518
Oh.

286
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,886
Hey, Chip.

287
00:11:17,919 --> 00:11:19,454
Well, you kids should shove off.

288
00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:21,857
Okay. Bye, Mrs. Baskets.

289
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:25,060
If you want to keep the dress,
Martha, feel free to.

290
00:11:25,196 --> 00:11:27,564
- I'll get the door.
- Uh-huh. Okay.

291
00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:33,650
Old man got it.

292
00:11:33,769 --> 00:11:35,605
Come on, Junior.

293
00:11:35,637 --> 00:11:37,039
Howdy, guys.

294
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,808
Must be nice to just...

295
00:11:38,841 --> 00:11:40,643
pussyfoot your life away.

296
00:11:40,675 --> 00:11:43,210
- Bunch of pussyfooters.
- Yeah, that's right.

297
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,747
Just pussyfooting around, bonesmoker.

298
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,650
Bonesmoker?

299
00:11:47,683 --> 00:11:50,053
Sir, I'm a metrosexual.

300
00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:53,623
Huh. You didn't say "heterosexual."

301
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,924
Metropolitan sexual is what I mean.

302
00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,328
By the way,
I don't appreciate being set up.

303
00:11:58,361 --> 00:12:00,453
You turned my horses against me.

304
00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:02,497
Now I can't even set foot
in our own rodeo.

305
00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:03,632
Did we?

306
00:12:03,665 --> 00:12:05,001
Hey, Clyde.

307
00:12:05,401 --> 00:12:07,170
Do you remember turning

308
00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:08,738
the horses against Dinky?

309
00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:11,209
Save it, Clyde... I know how

310
00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:14,246
this works... I'm supposed to go
into the horse corral first

311
00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:16,191
as to establish who's the pack leader.

312
00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,615
But you guys sent
the horses in first, and now

313
00:12:18,646 --> 00:12:21,276
- they have no respect for me.
- Whatever you say, Dinky.

314
00:12:21,317 --> 00:12:23,894
- Dinky? Why do you keep calling me Dinky?
- No, no, no.

315
00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:27,589
Not you. The little man who
pulls the strings inside you.

316
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,324
That's... that's not his na...

317
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,994
I don't have a man pulling
the strings inside of me!

318
00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:34,166
God, I'm getting all flustered!

319
00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:36,369
I'll tell you this, if those horses

320
00:12:36,394 --> 00:12:39,104
ain't eating out of my hand
by the time that local news reporter

321
00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,643
whips out her microphone,
I'm gonna smack

322
00:12:41,668 --> 00:12:43,821
that booger-blocker right off your face.

323
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,975
All right.

324
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,704
Oh, God! Chip, you gotta get

325
00:12:48,729 --> 00:12:50,213
this thing off my face! Please!

326
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,881
- Dale, what's going on?
- Take it off...

327
00:12:52,914 --> 00:12:54,516
Ow!

328
00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:57,613
There's been a mutiny...
my men have turned on me,

329
00:12:57,638 --> 00:13:00,390
- and I need you... Chip!
- Let me see what I can do.

330
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:02,025
Chip!

331
00:13:02,058 --> 00:13:04,189
I hear what you're saying,
I mean, Dale can be annoying,

332
00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:06,129
but he... he means well.

333
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,829
So what?

334
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,531
I ain't his mama.

335
00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:10,999
Dinky ain't my boss. We'd rather go

336
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:13,636
through a clown like you...
you understand us.

337
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,369
No. No management for me.

338
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:16,672
I just want to get back to clowning.

339
00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:19,447
Them horses, they come to us crazy.

340
00:13:19,472 --> 00:13:21,511
They was wild.

341
00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:24,881
They got slowed down
on them tranquilizers.

342
00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:26,381
What?

343
00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:30,386
Jim Jack Mahoney is what.

344
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,389
- Jim Jack Mahoney?
- That guy can't be trusted.

345
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,704
Okay, wait a minute.
So you're telling me

346
00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:39,862
that Dale bought sedated horses
from this Jim Jack guy?

347
00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:41,898
- Oh, I'm just sayin'.
- Look, Dinky needed

348
00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:44,032
to take a fall off his wild horse, see.

349
00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:47,265
Wasn't my place to school him
on the ways of Jim Jack Mahoney.

350
00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:50,830
I think I know what
you're saying. I think.

351
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,507
You're the only person I know

352
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,630
- who's been on the news, Mrs. Baskets.
- Thank you.

353
00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:57,896
Actually, you know,
my cousin was on the news

354
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,751
for dumping grease into a storm
drain, but that wasn't as fun.

355
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:04,053
Well, it's all been a whirlwind for me.

356
00:14:04,086 --> 00:14:06,756
This rodeo has changed my life.

357
00:14:07,007 --> 00:14:10,525
You're like Cinderella, and
I'm one of those helper rats.

358
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,928
Ow!

359
00:14:11,961 --> 00:14:14,597
- Sorry.
- Careful, Martha.

360
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,131
- Sorry.
- Geez.

361
00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:19,602
Well, just think of me
as your fairy godmother.

362
00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:21,270
- How about that?
- Okay.

363
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:24,155
You know, I hope
you're not too hard on Chip

364
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,908
if he can't find any clowns.

365
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,742
I know he's been trying really hard.

366
00:14:27,775 --> 00:14:29,779
Well, I hope so...
I bought the place for him.

367
00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,414
Oh, shit!

368
00:14:31,447 --> 00:14:32,782
Damn it.

369
00:14:32,814 --> 00:14:35,083
I've sewn the sleeve to the dress.

370
00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,919
Martha, we've got to concentrate.

371
00:14:38,473 --> 00:14:41,624
Less about your personal life,
more sewing.

372
00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:43,823
Sorry, Mrs. Baskets.

373
00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:45,934
Do you want to turn me
back into a pumpkin?

374
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:48,131
I would love that.

375
00:14:54,082 --> 00:14:55,651
Well, you tell me...
you're the veterinarian.

376
00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:58,229
These horses need to be
on camera tomorrow.

377
00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:01,130
When I bought 'em, they were
just docile angels. They were.

378
00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:04,536
Right. They'd probably
been injected with Xylazine.

379
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,520
That's what we give the big guys

380
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,951
when we're doing a little
dental work or a castration.

381
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,073
Fine. Is it possible
to get a lifetime supply

382
00:15:11,106 --> 00:15:13,009
of Xylazine, then?

383
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,711
Not really something to joke about.

384
00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:17,865
Tranquilizers are for licensed
medical professionals only.

385
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:21,184
Drug-addicted teenagers fry
their brains on that stuff.

386
00:15:21,216 --> 00:15:22,686
You got swindled, Dale.

387
00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:25,273
- You know what, this is your fault!
- My fault?

388
00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:28,158
You work at a rodeo...
you should know about horses!

389
00:15:28,191 --> 00:15:29,898
Do you have a rabies shot
for him? I think he's

390
00:15:29,923 --> 00:15:31,760
starting to foam at the mouth
from the horse bite.

391
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,241
I only have rabies shots for horses.

392
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,582
I am not authorized to work on humans,

393
00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:38,776
if you're asking me to bend the rules.

394
00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:41,104
You know what? I should be
in an air-conditioned office

395
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:43,039
yelling at people. Thank you.

396
00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:02,620
Thank you for calling
Baskets Family Rodeo.

397
00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:04,237
This is Chip Baskets, head clown

398
00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:06,222
and Vice President of Phone Operations.

399
00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:08,534
Well, there you go, Chip.
Was that so hard?

400
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:11,769
Dale, good. Listen, um,
Mom and this local news thing

401
00:16:11,794 --> 00:16:13,472
and the horses,
I'm a little worried about it.

402
00:16:13,504 --> 00:16:16,041
Chip, look, these horses
need to be sedated.

403
00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:18,439
So you're gonna ask one
of your riffraff cowboy buddies

404
00:16:18,464 --> 00:16:20,994
which drug dealer
in the Bakersfield area

405
00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:24,413
sells tranquilizers to tweens,
to junkies, to horses.

406
00:16:24,446 --> 00:16:26,081
Thank you.

407
00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,754
And then he was sitting on a donkey.

408
00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:36,126
I just need to know where
I can score horse tranquilizers.

409
00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:38,427
I got a man.

410
00:16:56,953 --> 00:16:58,273
Yes.

411
00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:00,283
You're the, uh...

412
00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:02,553
- A girl's gotta eat.
- Yeah, that checks out.

413
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:03,927
Come on in.

414
00:17:04,451 --> 00:17:06,587
- Wow. This your man cave?
- No.

415
00:17:09,252 --> 00:17:10,619
Don't open your eyes.

416
00:17:10,652 --> 00:17:11,905
Yeah, they're closed.

417
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:14,073
- Okay.
- All right, here we go.

418
00:17:16,353 --> 00:17:17,783
Wow!

419
00:17:17,816 --> 00:17:20,781
- What do you think?
- Yeah, my little rodeo gal!

420
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,834
- You like it?
- I love that!

421
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:25,157
- Bang-bang, huh?
- Oh, that's great!

422
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:28,161
- Oh, my God, my sleeve.
- Oh.

423
00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:32,232
- That's pretty. I love that little...
- You do?

424
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,768
Oh, the frills, yeah, it's beautiful.

425
00:17:34,801 --> 00:17:36,500
Oh.

426
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,211
Sorry, babe.

427
00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:41,915
Oh, my God, the back. Oh.

428
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,009
Ah.

429
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,446
Oh, neither sleeve's really on.

430
00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:47,821
I'll never be able
to get this done in time.

431
00:17:47,847 --> 00:17:50,418
- You got time; you can do it.
- I don't have time.

432
00:17:50,451 --> 00:17:51,630
It's today...

433
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,820
in 45 minutes, I have to be there.

434
00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:55,802
Well...

435
00:17:56,872 --> 00:17:59,502
- that's not good.
- I got to go, Ken.

436
00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:02,361
All right, honey.
I'm here if you need me.

437
00:18:29,813 --> 00:18:31,157
I like that one,

438
00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:33,329
but Jake's gonna like the other,
and it's four dollars less.

439
00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:35,704
This is the most important day
of your life.

440
00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:38,164
Excuse me. This is mine.

441
00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:49,445
Chip will come
through, he's gotta come...

442
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:52,012
- Dale.
- Oh, good, you got it.

443
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:54,315
I'll open the gate,
and you can inject those beasts.

444
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:55,649
I don't think we should do this.

445
00:18:55,682 --> 00:18:57,202
I mean, the horses are gonna suffer.

446
00:18:57,227 --> 00:18:58,653
Oh, so you want Mom to suffer, do you?

447
00:18:58,685 --> 00:18:59,886
So Seabiscuit and Secretariat

448
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,721
can just trounce all over Danielle Mana?

449
00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:03,691
Let's just tell Mom
that we couldn't figure out

450
00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:05,759
the horse thing... I mean,
she'll understand, right?

451
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:08,496
- Oh, gosh, I'll just do it myself.
- Dale.

452
00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:10,698
- Hey. Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey.
- Calm down.

453
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,199
Don't be a snowflake, Chip!

454
00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:14,798
We're not Ringling Bros.,
we're better than that.

455
00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:16,392
- Listen to me!
- Dale, Dale, Dale.

456
00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:21,403
Whew!

457
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,345
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

458
00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:26,346
It just went in a little bit. I'm fine.

459
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,482
That smarted, though.

460
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,855
Rodeo's off limits!

461
00:19:34,887 --> 00:19:36,089
No media at the rodeo,

462
00:19:36,123 --> 00:19:37,592
so get your van with all its bells

463
00:19:37,617 --> 00:19:39,494
and whistles and giddy on out!

464
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:41,799
We're looking for Christine Baskets.

465
00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:46,363
- Well, I don't know who that is.
- Hooray, Channel 9!

466
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:47,968
Oh.

467
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,770
What are you wearing?

468
00:19:53,269 --> 00:19:54,972
Danielle!

469
00:19:54,997 --> 00:19:57,286
I love your news!

470
00:19:57,311 --> 00:19:58,980
- Thank you.
- Oh...

471
00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:00,669
Your report

472
00:20:00,761 --> 00:20:03,677
on dangerous crosswalks saved my life.

473
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,386
- Thank you.
- You look more beautiful in person.

474
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:10,635
- Oh. So sweet.
- It's true, you do.

475
00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:13,893
- These twins are saying we can't get in.
- What?

476
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,429
- Mom, the horses are still...
- Shh...

477
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,583
The horses are sleeping.

478
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,235
- They need their rest.
- Oh, sure.

479
00:20:21,268 --> 00:20:23,671
Well, let's do the interview out here.

480
00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:25,972
That's great. Let's do it.

481
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,559
Welcome, cameraman!

482
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,105
- Wow, he looks like a real pro.
- He is.

483
00:20:32,145 --> 00:20:33,340
Well, we're not open

484
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,501
to the public yet, but we're close.

485
00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:38,653
I have to ask. I just love your outfit.

486
00:20:38,692 --> 00:20:40,761
- Thank you.
- Who is it?

487
00:20:41,147 --> 00:20:43,098
It's Christine Baskets.

488
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,691
You made this?

489
00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:47,371
- I did.
- It's amazing.

490
00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:49,380
And this is my son Chip.

491
00:20:49,451 --> 00:20:52,333
He's a French-trained clown.

492
00:20:52,732 --> 00:20:55,502
And, uh, he's head
of all the rodeo clowns.

493
00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:58,380
Well, this must be
a dream come true for you.

494
00:20:58,481 --> 00:21:01,755
That is dretch... dratch...

495
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,313
cha...

496
00:21:06,552 --> 00:21:08,428
Anyway, like I was saying,

497
00:21:08,453 --> 00:21:12,406
we've been all working very hard
to get open for the public.

498
00:21:14,688 --> 00:21:16,791
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