1 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:02,609 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:05,998 Let's do something fun, like go to Raging Waters. 3 00:00:06,023 --> 00:00:08,107 I have a deposition today. 4 00:00:08,132 --> 00:00:09,406 Oh, Nathan-ay-El. 5 00:00:09,446 --> 00:00:12,527 I'm using the exact tools that we have all learned here, 6 00:00:12,529 --> 00:00:14,646 in group therapy with my friends, 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:18,066 Lana and Clarice and Bert 8 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:20,078 and Jo... illson. 9 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,621 Doesn't it feel like you're repeating some old patterns? 10 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,539 Your patterns with Josh, perhaps? 11 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,158 Are you breaking up with me right now? 12 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,743 I'm just saying that we can't be together 13 00:00:27,745 --> 00:00:30,462 or go out or have sex. 14 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,830 Rebecca, wait, you can't just... 15 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,465 Who are we kidding, dude? 16 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,301 - We got dumped. - Yeah. 17 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,669 We did. 18 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,641 - What the hell are you doing? - Can I have my cash back now? 19 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,059 I already bought a hot tub. 20 00:00:44,061 --> 00:00:46,728 You tried a lot of different things, and we supported you 21 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:48,847 every time you wanted to quit something. 22 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:52,317 I am an aimless cynic who has no plans for my future. 23 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:53,518 No, I don't live with my mom. 24 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,751 I live with my best friend. 25 00:00:54,776 --> 00:00:56,488 I'll find someone great 26 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,406 to donate an egg. 27 00:00:57,408 --> 00:00:59,691 I'd do anything for you. You know that, right? 28 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,076 You're donating an egg 29 00:01:01,078 --> 00:01:02,828 - to Darryl? - I have thought this through. 30 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,024 - Have you, though? - No, not at all. 31 00:01:08,899 --> 00:01:12,371 So... then I finished my continuing education archery class, 32 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:14,593 and now I'm, like, a champion-level bowman, 33 00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:18,173 but it turns out, the Ren fair only comes, like, once a year. 34 00:01:18,198 --> 00:01:19,782 Well, continuing ed. That's fun. 35 00:01:19,853 --> 00:01:21,461 Yeah, now you can say you're a student again. 36 00:01:21,486 --> 00:01:22,985 Yeah, but continuing ed 37 00:01:22,987 --> 00:01:24,337 doesn't really count. 38 00:01:25,017 --> 00:01:27,990 It's like... I don't know, if I'm not a student anymore, 39 00:01:27,992 --> 00:01:29,563 then it's just, like, 40 00:01:29,961 --> 00:01:31,377 who am I? 41 00:01:31,379 --> 00:01:33,106 Oh! Hold on. 42 00:01:33,131 --> 00:01:34,296 - Hormone time. - _ 43 00:01:34,298 --> 00:01:36,632 Can you just... 44 00:01:36,634 --> 00:01:38,584 go to the bathroom and do that, please? 45 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:40,002 If women can breastfeed in public, 46 00:01:40,004 --> 00:01:42,251 then I can inject myself with hormones 47 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,473 at this open-air donuteria. 48 00:01:44,475 --> 00:01:45,470 I'm not ashamed of it. 49 00:01:45,495 --> 00:01:48,978 I am helping my good friend Darryl make a baby, 50 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:51,347 and I do not care if people think it's gross. 51 00:01:51,349 --> 00:01:53,349 I am people, and I think it's gross. 52 00:01:53,351 --> 00:01:55,901 Guys, look at all of my subcutaneous tissue. 53 00:01:55,903 --> 00:01:58,900 I'm, like, the sub-Q queen. Thanks, donuts. 54 00:01:58,925 --> 00:02:01,524 Well, now you're actively ruining donuts for people. 55 00:02:01,526 --> 00:02:03,859 - Ah... - Oh, my goodness. Ugh... 56 00:02:03,861 --> 00:02:04,944 Ew! 57 00:02:04,946 --> 00:02:06,362 Take it to the alley, junkie! 58 00:02:06,364 --> 00:02:07,913 I'm making a miracle. 59 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:09,865 - People. - Wait. 60 00:02:09,867 --> 00:02:12,084 What did Dr. Shin say about this whole thing? 61 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,453 - Hmm? - I don't know, maybe just seems like 62 00:02:14,455 --> 00:02:16,672 someone in therapy for a personality disorder 63 00:02:16,674 --> 00:02:20,040 may not want to take tons of hormones? 64 00:02:21,938 --> 00:02:23,796 He said it was fine. 65 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:24,930 - Really? - Yeah. 66 00:02:24,932 --> 00:02:26,960 As long as I'm present and aware, 67 00:02:26,985 --> 00:02:30,476 and I monitor my mental state, it's all good. 68 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:31,854 And if I feel stuff start to come up, 69 00:02:31,856 --> 00:02:34,056 I can just use the acronyms that I've learned in group. 70 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:35,618 Like, ooh, there's SASSY. 71 00:02:35,643 --> 00:02:40,863 It's "Separate, Assess, Step Away, Soothe Yourself." 72 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:43,353 Oh, that's catchy. 73 00:02:43,378 --> 00:02:45,901 Also, you know how Robert Downey Jr. kind of went through 74 00:02:45,903 --> 00:02:47,570 that spiral, and he broke into someone's house 75 00:02:47,572 --> 00:02:48,737 and slept in a child's bed? 76 00:02:48,739 --> 00:02:50,739 But then, he had that guest star in Ally McBeal, 77 00:02:50,741 --> 00:02:51,957 and now he's Iron Man? 78 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:52,958 That's me. 79 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:55,411 Someone translate, please? 80 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:56,712 Oh, she's going back to work. 81 00:02:56,714 --> 00:02:57,746 That's what I meant. I'm going back to work! 82 00:02:57,748 --> 00:03:00,466 Wow, you got your job back from Nathaniel? 83 00:03:00,468 --> 00:03:01,500 I mean, that resignation didn't count. 84 00:03:01,502 --> 00:03:02,635 And he knew that I would feel like 85 00:03:02,637 --> 00:03:04,299 coming back to work at some point. 86 00:03:04,324 --> 00:03:06,839 Yeah, are you sure he wants to work with you, 87 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:08,090 since you dumped him? 88 00:03:08,092 --> 00:03:09,558 Oh, no, I didn't dump him. 89 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,479 I just put us on an indefinite permanent break. 90 00:03:19,171 --> 00:03:22,447 I don't know what my identity is right now. 91 00:03:22,472 --> 00:03:25,658 Should I say I am a bartender? 92 00:03:26,057 --> 00:03:28,134 A lover of cheese? 93 00:03:28,279 --> 00:03:29,945 A chewer of gum? 94 00:03:29,947 --> 00:03:35,034 Like, I'm all of those things, but none define me. 95 00:03:35,036 --> 00:03:36,669 Honey, that's all very interesting, 96 00:03:36,671 --> 00:03:39,955 but this is a podcast about relationships. 97 00:03:40,249 --> 00:03:43,019 We want to know about your relationship. 98 00:03:43,044 --> 00:03:45,294 Yeah, well, it's just awkward, 99 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:47,513 because Hector's sitting right there, 100 00:03:47,515 --> 00:03:49,398 and he's your son, so... 101 00:03:49,717 --> 00:03:51,016 Oh, it's okay. 102 00:03:51,018 --> 00:03:53,405 Whatever you want to say to me, you can say to me, 103 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:57,547 my mom and our 334 subscribers 104 00:03:57,572 --> 00:03:59,775 to Dating For All Ages, which is brought to you 105 00:03:59,777 --> 00:04:02,194 by Merv's Diner, on 4th and East Cameron. 106 00:04:02,196 --> 00:04:05,202 Mention the podcast, and you get a free ham and cheese. 107 00:04:05,227 --> 00:04:07,316 I guess what I would like to know 108 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:08,817 is where do you two stand? 109 00:04:08,819 --> 00:04:10,750 How serious are you? 110 00:04:11,372 --> 00:04:15,574 Well, I really like Hector, and... 111 00:04:15,576 --> 00:04:17,326 our names definitely go well together. 112 00:04:17,328 --> 00:04:18,961 Our couple name is "Heactor," 113 00:04:18,963 --> 00:04:21,284 like "Hector," but with an extra A. 114 00:04:21,596 --> 00:04:24,717 But I can't really make any decisions 115 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:29,034 about our relationship until I sort out who I am. 116 00:04:29,363 --> 00:04:31,840 Heather, I just want to take our relationship to the next level, 117 00:04:31,842 --> 00:04:33,870 become more officially a couple. 118 00:04:33,895 --> 00:04:37,346 Well, another challenge is that you live here with your mom, 119 00:04:37,348 --> 00:04:39,932 who's your best friend, so there's also that... 120 00:04:45,838 --> 00:04:47,823 Oh. Sorry. 121 00:04:47,825 --> 00:04:49,191 Dude, we're recording. 122 00:04:49,193 --> 00:04:50,359 When I said you could stay here, 123 00:04:50,361 --> 00:04:52,828 I said we needed it quiet during pod-casting hours. 124 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:54,330 Yeah, totally. I just... 125 00:04:54,332 --> 00:04:56,949 I-I just want to get the tasty scragglers at the bottom. 126 00:04:56,951 --> 00:04:58,834 Um, but... you guys keep going. 127 00:04:58,836 --> 00:05:00,119 I-I'm loving this. 128 00:05:00,121 --> 00:05:02,004 I-I'll just scrag more quietly. 129 00:05:07,795 --> 00:05:09,011 Oh, yeah, no, no. 130 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:10,963 This is just gonna be too loud. 131 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:14,767 I'll-I'll just put them away. 132 00:05:14,769 --> 00:05:16,135 Do you have a chip clip? 133 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:17,769 No? 134 00:05:21,769 --> 00:05:24,109 Hi. There you are. Uh... 135 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:25,778 Of all the law firms in all the towns, 136 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,386 I had to walk into this one. 137 00:05:27,878 --> 00:05:29,152 What are you doing here? 138 00:05:29,207 --> 00:05:33,232 Um, I am here to tell you that I have amazing news. 139 00:05:34,569 --> 00:05:36,285 You're leaving town again? 140 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:40,626 No. I'm ready to come back to work. 141 00:05:41,386 --> 00:05:43,078 - Where? - Here. 142 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,747 - How? - What? 143 00:05:44,749 --> 00:05:46,548 You don't work here anymore, Rebecca. 144 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:48,050 You resigned, remember? 145 00:05:48,052 --> 00:05:49,385 What... no, I didn't resign. 146 00:05:49,387 --> 00:05:51,920 My mother resigned for me while she was drugging me, 147 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:53,222 so that's not legal. 148 00:05:53,224 --> 00:05:54,506 Oh, I see your point. 149 00:05:54,508 --> 00:05:55,611 - Yes. - You didn't resign. 150 00:05:55,636 --> 00:05:56,508 No. 151 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:57,676 - You still work here. - Yes. 152 00:05:58,154 --> 00:05:59,706 And now, you're fired. 153 00:06:06,637 --> 00:06:08,353 Oh, hey, boss. 154 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:11,824 Kevin, can I... 155 00:06:11,826 --> 00:06:13,105 help you with something? 156 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:15,027 Oh, I just wanted to, uh... 157 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:17,613 I have a good reason for asking this, I swear... 158 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:19,748 Uh, if someone asked... 159 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:23,839 Not me, but someone... What would you say you are? 160 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:27,089 S... what? 161 00:06:27,091 --> 00:06:29,508 Well, you know, like, uh, where are you from? 162 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:32,711 Oh, um, I was born in Arizona, 163 00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:35,514 and then my dad, his job transferred 164 00:06:35,516 --> 00:06:36,965 - from there to here... - Yeah... I-I'm sorry. 165 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,151 I-I meant, where are your parents from? 166 00:06:39,557 --> 00:06:42,888 Yeah, um, well, my mom is from Michigan, 167 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:45,107 and my dad is from Michigan. 168 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,609 They met at University of Michigan. 169 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:49,361 So, crazy story, huh? 170 00:06:52,502 --> 00:06:55,544 Kevin, are you trying to ask me what my ethnic background is? 171 00:06:55,569 --> 00:06:56,785 - No. - No? 172 00:06:56,787 --> 00:06:57,903 I mean, yes. 173 00:06:57,905 --> 00:06:59,988 Yeah. I-I mean, not because 174 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:01,957 I-I care about what you are, 175 00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:03,792 I mean, you can be anything you want. 176 00:07:03,794 --> 00:07:05,160 Oh... Oh, thank you. 177 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:06,912 I mean, you're obviously something! 178 00:07:06,914 --> 00:07:09,164 Uh, I mean, we... 179 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:11,500 we have never talked about... 180 00:07:11,502 --> 00:07:14,670 I mean, I've wondered... Though, for no reason. 181 00:07:14,672 --> 00:07:16,171 Oh, God, 182 00:07:16,173 --> 00:07:18,006 this is a disaster, isn't it? 183 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:19,842 And I'm so hot. 184 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:22,177 Okay, well... 185 00:07:22,179 --> 00:07:23,312 Oh! 186 00:07:23,314 --> 00:07:24,980 You took it off. 187 00:07:24,982 --> 00:07:26,982 Oh. The point is, 188 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:31,270 it doesn't matter what race you are, you are my equal. 189 00:07:31,272 --> 00:07:32,604 Oh, okay. 190 00:07:32,606 --> 00:07:35,524 Kevin, did you, um, did you have a point, 191 00:07:35,526 --> 00:07:37,659 - or is this just for fun? - Yes! 192 00:07:37,661 --> 00:07:38,901 Yes. 193 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:42,831 There's a training program 194 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,750 at Home Base corporate, 195 00:07:44,752 --> 00:07:48,862 and they are encouraging people who are... 196 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:51,799 who are... 197 00:07:53,594 --> 00:07:55,627 S-Say it... 198 00:07:55,629 --> 00:07:57,880 Dear God in Heaven, please. 199 00:07:57,882 --> 00:07:59,181 Diverse? 200 00:07:59,183 --> 00:08:02,050 Yes. Yes. 201 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:03,526 Oh... 202 00:08:04,271 --> 00:08:06,472 Kevin, all you had to say was, like, 203 00:08:06,474 --> 00:08:09,057 "Hey, there's a corporate management training program, 204 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:10,559 here's a form." 205 00:08:10,561 --> 00:08:12,448 Right. Here's a form. 206 00:08:12,863 --> 00:08:14,784 Wait. I'm fired? 207 00:08:14,809 --> 00:08:16,532 Um, are... are you angry at me 208 00:08:16,534 --> 00:08:17,733 because of what happened between us? 209 00:08:17,735 --> 00:08:19,034 Because I told you, 210 00:08:19,036 --> 00:08:21,370 that had nothing to do with you, that-that was all me. 211 00:08:21,372 --> 00:08:22,905 Oh, really? You're gonna hit me with 212 00:08:22,907 --> 00:08:24,156 the "it's not you, it's me"? 213 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:25,657 Next thing I know, you're gonna hit me 214 00:08:25,659 --> 00:08:27,409 with the "I was going through a thing." 215 00:08:27,411 --> 00:08:30,078 I... was going through a thing. 216 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,080 I'm... still going through a thing, 217 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:33,549 I'm trying to get healthy in my life. 218 00:08:33,551 --> 00:08:34,633 Oh, "get healthy"? 219 00:08:34,635 --> 00:08:37,219 Really, Miss Personal Pan Pizza? Okay. 220 00:08:37,221 --> 00:08:39,588 - Good luck with that. - Wow. 221 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:40,672 So you're just gonna be 222 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:42,090 a petulant little child about this? Really? 223 00:08:42,092 --> 00:08:43,926 I am not being a child, okay? 224 00:08:43,928 --> 00:08:45,060 Now get out of my room. 225 00:08:45,062 --> 00:08:46,144 I mean, my office. 226 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:47,346 Get out of my-my office. 227 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:49,064 What is wrong with you? 228 00:08:49,066 --> 00:08:51,266 Why are you sweating like Mickey Rourke after a meal 229 00:08:51,268 --> 00:08:53,569 - at Fogo de Chao? - Nothing. Okay? I'm fine. 230 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:55,020 SASSY. SASSY. 231 00:08:55,022 --> 00:08:56,688 "Sassy"? What are you talking... I don't even know 232 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:58,440 what you're talking about. Just get out of my office. 233 00:08:58,442 --> 00:09:00,108 Okay, fine, it's too hot in here, anyway. 234 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:01,493 Good! 235 00:09:01,495 --> 00:09:03,362 Fine, I'm sweaty? 236 00:09:03,364 --> 00:09:04,947 I'll show you how sweaty I am. 237 00:09:04,949 --> 00:09:07,616 Okay, real professional. 238 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:09,918 That was disgusting! 239 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,286 I'm not a child! 240 00:09:11,288 --> 00:09:12,955 I'm not a... where's my ball? 241 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:20,178 What happened in there? Are you okay? 242 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,463 Yeah. I'm fine. 243 00:09:21,465 --> 00:09:22,798 I just think 244 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,967 the, uh, I think it's just the hormones kicking in. 245 00:09:24,969 --> 00:09:27,853 And also, Nathaniel was really horrible to me in there. 246 00:09:27,855 --> 00:09:28,971 Uh, he fired me. 247 00:09:29,223 --> 00:09:31,139 Yeah, and, like, in a really mean way. 248 00:09:31,141 --> 00:09:34,049 He insulted my... personal pan pizzas... anyway, 249 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,777 uh, I don't have to tell you guys this, though. 250 00:09:35,779 --> 00:09:37,446 You know what a monster he can be. 251 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:38,564 Actually, he's been okay lately. 252 00:09:38,566 --> 00:09:39,815 Yeah. Yesterday, 253 00:09:39,817 --> 00:09:41,283 he patted me on the head, although, 254 00:09:41,285 --> 00:09:43,318 he might've been trying to stand up. 255 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,821 He's been taking your bust-up pretty well, actually. 256 00:09:45,823 --> 00:09:48,312 Clearly not. He's clearly devastated and lashing out. 257 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:51,000 Mm, I don't know if he's that devastated. 258 00:09:51,289 --> 00:09:52,961 He's got this new gal pal. 259 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:54,796 Darryl. That was an office secret. 260 00:09:54,798 --> 00:09:56,999 It was on the group text chain called, "Shh!" 261 00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,467 Hold up. New gal pal? 262 00:09:58,469 --> 00:10:01,303 Yeah, this new girlfriend is all over his Instagram. 263 00:10:01,305 --> 00:10:02,961 He is flaunting her everywhere. 264 00:10:02,986 --> 00:10:04,306 He's even tagging her in photos 265 00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:06,391 Sunsets, 266 00:10:06,393 --> 00:10:07,342 rescue dogs, 267 00:10:07,344 --> 00:10:08,677 farmers' market. 268 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:09,645 Can someone give me their phone? 269 00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:10,679 Honey, no, no, no. 270 00:10:10,681 --> 00:10:11,680 That's not a good idea. 271 00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:12,848 You're off social media, remember? 272 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,807 It's fine. Okay. 273 00:10:15,185 --> 00:10:16,401 I'm s... I'm sorry, Tim, 274 00:10:16,403 --> 00:10:18,737 why is your phone background a picture of Shania Twain? 275 00:10:18,739 --> 00:10:21,323 She's beautiful, she is from Canada 276 00:10:21,325 --> 00:10:24,370 and she raised her brothers and sisters all on her own. 277 00:10:24,395 --> 00:10:26,662 - That doesn't impress me much. - Okay. 278 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:28,330 Ha... oh, there she is. 279 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:29,831 Okay, well... 280 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,533 You know what? She's beautiful. 281 00:10:31,535 --> 00:10:34,838 She also went to Stanford. 282 00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:36,747 And she works in a mutual fund. 283 00:10:36,874 --> 00:10:38,292 She's perfect for him. 284 00:10:38,876 --> 00:10:41,710 There. See? I'm fine. 285 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,627 No. 286 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:47,516 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This can't be. 287 00:10:47,518 --> 00:10:49,718 Did he take her home to meet his family? 288 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,053 Did he propose? 289 00:10:51,055 --> 00:10:52,723 Way worse. 290 00:10:53,797 --> 00:10:54,996 The worsest. 291 00:10:57,061 --> 00:10:58,727 He took her to Raging Waters! 292 00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:02,230 That's her Paris. 293 00:11:02,232 --> 00:11:04,316 No. 294 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,864 I mean, he can't be allowed to do this to me... 295 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:08,737 you, all of us. 296 00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:10,038 I mean, guys, 297 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,406 have you forgotten what he was like 298 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,928 the first week he came here? 299 00:11:12,953 --> 00:11:14,743 He instantly wanted to fire all of you. 300 00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:17,746 And, Darryl, um, hello... He stole your firm. 301 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,298 He scooped up your ex-wife Stacey's shares 302 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,383 behind your back. 303 00:11:21,385 --> 00:11:22,751 Oh, that's true. 304 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,386 Oh, no, no, no, no. 305 00:11:24,757 --> 00:11:27,889 He cannot do this. I say we fight back, 306 00:11:27,891 --> 00:11:29,675 and we take this firm back. 307 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:32,644 That sounds a little aggressive 308 00:11:32,646 --> 00:11:33,895 I don't know how I feel about that. 309 00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:35,097 Maybe we could just write him a letter. 310 00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:36,515 Oh, guys, guys! 311 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:37,849 - What? - Huh? 312 00:11:37,851 --> 00:11:40,652 Have you forgotten the kind of person he really is? 313 00:11:40,654 --> 00:11:43,413 ? ? 314 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:52,330 ? He's the new guy, you can't trust him ? 315 00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:56,201 ? He's a bad guy even when he's nice ? 316 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:59,788 ? Just because you've seen him show an ounce of vulnerability ? 317 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:03,125 ? Do you think that means he has some secret heart of gold? ? 318 00:12:03,127 --> 00:12:05,293 ? Sure, there was that one scene ? 319 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:07,345 ? Where he pooped his pants in front of you ? 320 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,631 ? And by scene I mean he made a scene ? 321 00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,600 ? Well, I for one ain't sold ? 322 00:12:11,602 --> 00:12:13,185 ? He's the new guy ? 323 00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:15,137 ? Not easily reformed by ? 324 00:12:15,139 --> 00:12:18,890 ? Some quirky girl that he met at work ? 325 00:12:18,892 --> 00:12:22,778 ? Just because now that he became a season regular ? 326 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,896 ? And by season regular I mean ? 327 00:12:24,898 --> 00:12:26,114 ? He eats bran in the spring ? 328 00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:27,482 ? Doesn't mean the show ? 329 00:12:27,484 --> 00:12:29,985 ? Is now called Rich and Pompous Lawyer ? 330 00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:32,320 ? And by show I mean his favorite show ? 331 00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:34,489 - ? Which, by the way, is Wings? ? - What? 332 00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:38,043 ? Screw the new guy, well, I did that ? 333 00:12:38,045 --> 00:12:41,997 ? And that's how I know that he hasn't changed a bit ? 334 00:12:41,999 --> 00:12:43,915 ? He's an evil sociopath ? 335 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,030 ? Who's tricked you into liking him ? 336 00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:49,221 ? Why else do you think that I'm singing this reprise? ? 337 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:50,639 ? And by singing this reprise ? 338 00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:53,592 ? I mean whatever, just don't think about it ? 339 00:12:53,594 --> 00:12:55,393 ? Let's sue the new guy ? 340 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,145 ? Hubbub, hubbub, hubbub, hubbub ? 341 00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:59,014 ? Hubbub, hubbub, hubbub, hubbub ? 342 00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:01,683 ? Hubbub, hubbub, hubbub, hubbub ? 343 00:13:01,685 --> 00:13:03,185 Hey, what's a "reprise"? 344 00:13:03,187 --> 00:13:04,269 ? Darryl, shut up. ? 345 00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:06,362 ? ? 346 00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:08,857 Anyway, so who's with me? 347 00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:12,277 Yay... I am... 348 00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,690 So it's on! 349 00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:27,409 Chocolate, meet Honey. Honey, meet Chocolate. 350 00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:29,209 Hello, Honey, nice to meet you. 351 00:13:29,211 --> 00:13:30,544 Oh, hello, Chocolate. 352 00:13:30,546 --> 00:13:32,276 Ooh, do you want to make love in Rebecca's mouth? 353 00:13:32,301 --> 00:13:33,450 Yeah! 354 00:13:33,971 --> 00:13:36,823 Mmm. Hungry hormone feast. 355 00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:38,737 Hey, Hector, have you heard about the cool thing I'm doing? 356 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,362 I'm taking my firm back. 357 00:13:40,795 --> 00:13:43,096 Nathaniel hoodwinked and bamboozled Darryl to get it, 358 00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:45,314 and now I'm gonna hornswoggle him right back. 359 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:47,517 - She talks like an old lady. - Mm-hmm. 360 00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,519 I prefer '40s detective, but thank you. 361 00:13:49,521 --> 00:13:51,437 Wait, how are you gonna take back the firm? 362 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:52,772 That's what I'm trying to suss out now, 363 00:13:52,774 --> 00:13:54,073 my bird-boned friend. 364 00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:56,409 I have to find some way to undermine him. 365 00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,077 Oh, you know what you could do... 366 00:13:58,079 --> 00:13:59,362 Try the dark Internet. 367 00:13:59,364 --> 00:14:01,781 People do all kinds of creepy stuff on there. 368 00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,583 My friend met someone on the dark web 369 00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:07,370 that made her stepdad disappear. 370 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:08,871 I don't know about that, Hector. 371 00:14:08,873 --> 00:14:10,339 I mean, that seems a little bit extreme. 372 00:14:10,341 --> 00:14:11,674 Ah! Damn it! 373 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,042 Oh, man... 374 00:14:13,044 --> 00:14:14,223 Ahh. 375 00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,379 Hey, Heather, wait, what are you doing 376 00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:17,885 dressed all Good Wife? 377 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,516 I mean, usually you have your entire midriff hanging out. 378 00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:22,051 Like, we get it, you're skinny. 379 00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:23,936 I'm sorry. Um, that was rude. 380 00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:25,207 I'm very hormonal. 381 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,723 Well, I applied for that Home Base 382 00:14:27,725 --> 00:14:29,308 management training program. 383 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,526 I don't know, I'm a little worried 384 00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:31,561 it's gonna be too uptight for me. 385 00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:33,396 Their dress code is so conservative. 386 00:14:33,398 --> 00:14:36,232 It's like, no tattoos, no body drawing, no hair dye. 387 00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:37,490 It's, like, my whole look. 388 00:14:37,819 --> 00:14:40,203 I guess I'll just have to express my colorful personality 389 00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:41,959 with my animated vocal inflections. 390 00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,040 Ah! I found it! Sorry. 391 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,408 I found the loophole. 392 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,576 I know how to get the firm back. 393 00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:49,045 I gotta go... assemble the team. 394 00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:50,377 Congratulations. 395 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,251 Well, trainees, on behalf of 396 00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:58,470 Home Base Industries and Three Strikes You're In, LLC, 397 00:14:58,556 --> 00:15:00,931 welcome to the orientation 398 00:15:00,956 --> 00:15:02,592 for the management training program. 399 00:15:02,594 --> 00:15:04,727 You guys have been selected from Home Bases 400 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:05,978 across the land... 401 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:08,097 By "across the land" I mean the northern 402 00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:09,890 southwestern region of California... 403 00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:12,318 To begin your new careers. 404 00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:14,384 Congratulations, folks. 405 00:15:14,906 --> 00:15:17,273 You've gotten to first base. 406 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,609 That's so Du... 407 00:15:19,611 --> 00:15:20,693 Okay, so, 408 00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:22,195 any questions at all? 409 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,280 Uh, yeah, I have a few. 410 00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:25,581 - Mm-hmm. - First, 411 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,333 are there going to be constant baseball puns? 412 00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:28,751 Because that's strike one. 413 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,703 Get it? Be... Um... 414 00:15:30,705 --> 00:15:32,726 Also, we're supposed to wear pantyhose, 415 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:34,624 but pantyhose are actually not sanitary. 416 00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:36,898 They trap all the juices. 417 00:15:37,295 --> 00:15:38,961 Like, scientifically. 418 00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,463 You know. 419 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:46,385 Oh, yep, this is super uptight. 420 00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:48,837 I know how we can obliterate Nathaniel. 421 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:51,023 I mean, take the firm back. 422 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:53,359 So, here's what happened. When Nathaniel 423 00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:54,977 bought Stacey's shares, 424 00:15:54,979 --> 00:15:56,646 the transaction was not executed 425 00:15:56,648 --> 00:15:59,115 in the correct county, because Stacey lives in Orange County. 426 00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:00,233 Of course she does. 427 00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:02,318 So the transfer of the shares needed 428 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,654 to be notarized in the local jurisdiction. 429 00:16:04,656 --> 00:16:06,539 This is boring. What are you saying? 430 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:08,124 I'm saying 431 00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:10,159 that if we can get those shares voided, 432 00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:12,995 buy them back, we will control 60% of the firm, 433 00:16:12,997 --> 00:16:15,831 making us all the controlling entity. 434 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,967 Any questions? 435 00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:20,169 Yeah, I have one. Instead of doing all of this, 436 00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:22,004 why don't you just get a job somewhere else? 437 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,306 You could go anywhere. 438 00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:25,057 Yeah, you could probably take all of us with you, too. 439 00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:27,343 - Might be fun. - I personally would like to work 440 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:29,395 at a firm where I could be outside all day. 441 00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:30,980 You know, like Google or SpaceX. 442 00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,398 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. This is... 443 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,850 this is not about having a job 444 00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:37,687 or getting health insurance or being happier 445 00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:39,787 or being in fresh air. No, no, no. 446 00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:43,409 This is about justice for all of us. 447 00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:45,695 It's about... it's about good versus evil. 448 00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:47,697 You guys know that. Come on. 449 00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:48,864 Head back in the game. 450 00:16:48,866 --> 00:16:50,950 I am going to get Stacey to file with the court 451 00:16:50,952 --> 00:16:53,119 to get us a hearing to void the transfer of the shares. 452 00:16:53,121 --> 00:16:54,670 Mm, how are you gonna do that? 453 00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:57,873 My ex-wife can be one tough nut. 454 00:16:58,358 --> 00:16:59,842 This is nice, but... 455 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,128 this was really $10,000? 456 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,379 Sure was. 457 00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:05,097 Wait until you feel these jets. 458 00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:07,550 - Oh! - Right? 459 00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:10,303 Mmm. 460 00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:13,889 Wow, I would really love five minutes alone in here 461 00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:15,775 with my phone browser set to private. 462 00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:19,195 Sorry. I'm, uh... very horny right now. 463 00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:20,896 - My body's making an egg. - Oh. 464 00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:23,115 That's right, you're making a baby with my ex-husband. 465 00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:24,734 That's kind of weird. 466 00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:28,371 Yeah, so my sex drive is just... it's off the charts. 467 00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:30,873 Okay, what is it that you want? 468 00:17:31,179 --> 00:17:33,492 I mean, you invited yourself over here. 469 00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:36,329 You showed up with a bottle of wine and your bathing suit, 470 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,747 said you had an offer I couldn't refuse, 471 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:40,499 and now you're talking about your sex drive? 472 00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:42,251 I'm not bi. Sorry. 473 00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:44,197 - Darryl's the bi one. - Hey, you know what? 474 00:17:44,222 --> 00:17:45,221 I'm not bi, either. 475 00:17:45,223 --> 00:17:47,089 I mean, I have certain bi tendencies. 476 00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:49,058 Mm-hmm. Honestly, Kinsey scale, I'm probably a 1.8. 477 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,760 But anyway, Stacey, this is about business. 478 00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:52,762 So, all right, those shares 479 00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:54,480 in the Whitefeather firm that you sold to Nathaniel... 480 00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:56,399 Which, by the way, I mean, 481 00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,601 was just not the nicest thing to do to Darryl. 482 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,070 I'm an incredibly nice person. 483 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,408 Would you turn that baby off?! 484 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:07,777 I'm sorry, just, ugh, these neighbors. 485 00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:09,198 Am I right? 486 00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:10,780 Look, I got those Whitefeather shares 487 00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:12,164 fair and square in my divorce. 488 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,582 - So... - Okay, you did, 489 00:18:13,584 --> 00:18:15,368 but when you sold them to Nathaniel, 490 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,702 you put that firm in the hands 491 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,622 of someone who is systematically exploiting people 492 00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:21,123 and taking some other people 493 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,591 to water parks for no apparent reason. 494 00:18:22,593 --> 00:18:23,676 Wait, what? 495 00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:25,094 Nothing. Okay, Stacey, 496 00:18:25,096 --> 00:18:27,430 what if I told you that I could void that sale 497 00:18:27,432 --> 00:18:28,547 and then buy those shares back? 498 00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:30,182 I heard that, 499 00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:32,351 - you stupid baby! - Okay, I want to... 500 00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,677 I want to take that evil Nathaniel to court 501 00:18:34,702 --> 00:18:37,940 and void the sale and then get the shares back, so, huh? 502 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,475 And why would I do that? 503 00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:41,777 Come on, Stacey, there must be something you want. 504 00:18:41,779 --> 00:18:43,446 Shut up, baby! 505 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,614 Just shut it down! 506 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,287 Your Honor, we are here today 507 00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:52,988 to establish that Mr. Plimpton 508 00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:55,074 acquired the shares of the Whitefeather firm 509 00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:58,341 through fraudulent manipulation and... 510 00:19:01,082 --> 00:19:02,381 You're suing me? 511 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:05,084 Are you out of your mind? 512 00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:07,959 ? Crazy is when I go off the rails ? 513 00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:11,402 ? This is what you've done to me. ? 514 00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:15,201 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 515 00:19:18,202 --> 00:19:20,068 Excuse me, you cannot just barge in my house. 516 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,060 And you know what? You don't have any right to be mad at me. 517 00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:23,311 I'm the good guy here. Yeah, I'm the one 518 00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:24,896 looking out for the-the people of Whitfeather. 519 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,815 Just tell me, how did you convince Stacey 520 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,149 to contest the sale of the shares? 521 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,201 I volunteered to represent her for free 522 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,654 in her noise complaint lawsuit against the baby next door. 523 00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:33,939 Not the parents. The baby. 524 00:19:33,941 --> 00:19:35,740 She was very specific about that. 525 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,609 Stacey's not a nice person, actually. 526 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,753 I know what this is. 527 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,839 You're trying to get back at me for not rehiring you 528 00:19:40,864 --> 00:19:42,163 and for the Raging Waters... 529 00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:44,643 Oh! Oh, so you admit it. 530 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,534 Raging Waters was just 531 00:19:46,536 --> 00:19:48,203 to rub your new relationship in my face. 532 00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:49,921 Oh, my God. It's so transparent. 533 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,745 Look, it's not my fault that you can't get over me. 534 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:54,175 Oh. I am over you. 535 00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:56,378 I am totally over you. 536 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,380 - Mm-hmm. Sure. Uh-huh. - Yeah. I am dating someone 537 00:19:58,382 --> 00:20:01,766 who's funny, intelligent, not crazy. 538 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,717 - "Not crazy"? - Yeah. 539 00:20:02,719 --> 00:20:04,970 - Oh, oh, oh, nice word. Screw you. - Screw you. 540 00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:06,471 - Screw you. - Screw you. 541 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,853 I don't think about you at all anymore. 542 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,891 - I don't think about you, either. - I never think about you 543 00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:11,943 when I'm home alone in bed under the covers, warm at night. 544 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,445 I don't think about you when I'm in a hot tub 545 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,063 - with high-powered jets. - What? 546 00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:16,398 Nothing. So, we agree. 547 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,366 This conflict is just about the legalities of the case. 548 00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:19,901 Yeah, we agree. 549 00:20:20,126 --> 00:20:21,736 - Fine, I'll see you in court! - Oh, yeah. 550 00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:25,240 - I'll see you in court. - Aah, wear a suit! What? 551 00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:29,577 Heather, just don't disturb me! 552 00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:31,579 I'll be in my room for eight to ten minutes! 553 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,548 Oh, right, she's at work. 554 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,289 I'm gonna borrow her vibrator. 555 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,785 Heather, we need to talk. 556 00:20:47,196 --> 00:20:48,847 Oh, what, I'm fired 557 00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:51,099 because Linda saw my butt piercing? 558 00:20:51,101 --> 00:20:53,935 That thing is really hard to get out. You try it. 559 00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:55,103 No, not that. 560 00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:56,938 No, I have great news. 561 00:20:56,940 --> 00:21:00,645 Your idea to add dessert tapas to the menu, 562 00:21:01,598 --> 00:21:04,114 I pitched it to menu technologies 563 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,225 and they came back with a good deal of enthusiasm. 564 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,616 Oh, yeah. 565 00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:11,119 They are gonna run it up the ladder, circle back 566 00:21:11,121 --> 00:21:13,788 and send it down the chain. 567 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:16,877 Is that, like, corporate talk for saying I had a good idea? 568 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:19,400 Uh, yeah. A good idea. 569 00:21:19,596 --> 00:21:20,572 Cool. 570 00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:22,464 Um, I have another one. 571 00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:25,967 We should institute a rideshare service at all locations 572 00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:27,802 because we're basically putting drunk parents 573 00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:28,970 into cars with their children. 574 00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:32,428 My God, you are a visionary. Yeah. 575 00:21:32,453 --> 00:21:35,553 Yeah. I also don't want kids to die, 576 00:21:35,578 --> 00:21:37,694 but, uh, yeah. 577 00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:40,115 Okay, guys. 578 00:21:40,117 --> 00:21:41,483 I got this. 579 00:21:41,485 --> 00:21:42,734 I'm gonna knock it out of the park. 580 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,486 Okay. 581 00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:52,567 This court is in session. 582 00:21:52,592 --> 00:21:55,878 Ms. Bunch, Mr. Plimpton, your arguments may begin. 583 00:21:55,903 --> 00:22:00,168 Your Honor, we are here today to establish that 584 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,317 Mr. Plimpton's acquisition of the shares 585 00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:04,216 in the Whitefeather firm was fraudulent. 586 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,759 That argument should be rejected on a prima facie basis. 587 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,005 It is absurd. 588 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:11,179 Manipulating a transaction 589 00:22:11,181 --> 00:22:13,348 to gain a jurisdictional advantage 590 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,723 is dishonest and cannot be abided. 591 00:22:14,748 --> 00:22:16,651 Your claims are overstated 592 00:22:16,653 --> 00:22:19,237 and stretch the legal limits of local arbitration laws. 593 00:22:19,239 --> 00:22:20,528 Can you guys look at me? 594 00:22:20,553 --> 00:22:22,690 I can barely hear what you're saying. 595 00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:25,731 - Of course, Your Honor. - Sorry, Your Honor. 596 00:22:34,530 --> 00:22:37,815 ? I'm clearly not over you yet ? 597 00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:41,738 ? I'm clearly not over you, either ? 598 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:45,301 ? Our love has transformed into hate ? 599 00:22:46,195 --> 00:22:49,363 ? Damn, sex right now would sure be great ? 600 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:53,417 ? This is our horny, angry tango ? 601 00:22:54,036 --> 00:22:55,285 ? I want to fight ? 602 00:22:55,287 --> 00:22:57,337 ? I want to bang ? 603 00:22:57,339 --> 00:23:01,613 ? This is our horny, angry tango ? 604 00:23:01,638 --> 00:23:04,878 ? We're truly furious, but dang ? 605 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,092 ? We're also horny, too... ? 606 00:23:09,051 --> 00:23:10,968 As I was saying, 607 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:14,438 Mr. Plimpton was fully aware of all the jurisdictional issues 608 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,939 when he first approached Ms. Whitefeather 609 00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,891 to acquire the shares. 610 00:23:17,893 --> 00:23:20,527 ? I want to tear you limb from limb ? 611 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:24,698 ? And put your limbs all over my limbs ? 612 00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:27,067 ? Each time we fight ? 613 00:23:27,069 --> 00:23:29,536 ? I crave you more ? 614 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:33,373 ? This would be better on the floor ? 615 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:37,127 ? This is our horizontal tango ? 616 00:23:37,129 --> 00:23:38,495 ? We're both pissed off ? 617 00:23:38,497 --> 00:23:39,546 ? And yet turned on... ? 618 00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:45,371 ? This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango ? 619 00:23:45,888 --> 00:23:48,731 ? Now it's time for a six bar long ? 620 00:23:48,756 --> 00:23:51,090 ? Classic tango dance break... ? 621 00:23:53,185 --> 00:23:55,069 Ow, thorns. 622 00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:00,150 ? Dip ? 623 00:24:00,152 --> 00:24:01,401 ? Whore ? 624 00:24:01,403 --> 00:24:02,769 ? Slap ? 625 00:24:02,771 --> 00:24:04,938 ? I cannot slap you back ? 626 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:09,189 ? Because you are a lady ? 627 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:13,289 ? That clearly is a double standard ? 628 00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:15,949 ? But it's probably for the best ? 629 00:24:15,951 --> 00:24:19,369 ? This is our horny, angry tango. ? 630 00:24:23,214 --> 00:24:28,345 Well, you've made some powerful arguments for both sides. 631 00:24:28,347 --> 00:24:29,546 Who won? 632 00:24:29,548 --> 00:24:30,931 Yeah, me or him? 633 00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:34,051 I'm not sure. Can we do it again from the top? 634 00:24:34,053 --> 00:24:35,302 - Oh, God. - Oh. 635 00:24:35,304 --> 00:24:36,520 Just joking. 636 00:24:36,522 --> 00:24:38,522 Ms. Bunch, I rule in your favor. 637 00:24:38,524 --> 00:24:40,307 The transaction is void. 638 00:24:40,309 --> 00:24:42,191 The shares revert to Stacey Whitefeather. 639 00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:44,644 Who is selling them to us. 640 00:24:45,814 --> 00:24:47,030 Oh, my God. 641 00:24:47,032 --> 00:24:48,865 Ah, you're so sweaty. 642 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:50,534 I know, it's just... it's a whole... 643 00:24:50,536 --> 00:24:52,452 - it's a whole thing. - Aah. 644 00:24:54,237 --> 00:24:57,157 This is amazing, but now we have to buy the shares. 645 00:24:57,159 --> 00:24:59,159 I mean, how are we gonna do that? None of us have any money. 646 00:24:59,161 --> 00:25:00,996 Don't worry. I got it covered. 647 00:25:02,933 --> 00:25:05,749 Shtetl ring to the rescue again. 648 00:25:05,751 --> 00:25:08,335 Mm-hmm. 649 00:25:08,337 --> 00:25:10,337 It's been in my family for generations. 650 00:25:10,566 --> 00:25:14,257 Legend has it that the stone was mined from the same mountain 651 00:25:14,259 --> 00:25:15,972 as Chaim Potok's wife's wedding ring. 652 00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:17,677 It's fake. 653 00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:19,229 What? 654 00:25:19,231 --> 00:25:20,680 Oh, it's completely fake. 655 00:25:21,023 --> 00:25:22,232 What? No, no. No. 656 00:25:22,234 --> 00:25:24,538 How-how can the Garfinkel ring not be real? 657 00:25:25,604 --> 00:25:26,686 I sold this. 658 00:25:26,688 --> 00:25:28,989 I sold this to a pawn shop on East Cameron. 659 00:25:28,991 --> 00:25:30,440 Oh, that place went out of business. 660 00:25:30,465 --> 00:25:32,715 Poor sap was buying fake jewelry. 661 00:25:33,668 --> 00:25:35,355 Oh, my God. 662 00:25:42,587 --> 00:25:43,837 Paula, we need money. 663 00:25:43,862 --> 00:25:45,445 We don't have money. What are we gonna do? 664 00:25:45,618 --> 00:25:47,282 We don't have any cabbage, scratch, 665 00:25:47,307 --> 00:25:48,623 no clams, no grilled cheese. 666 00:25:48,843 --> 00:25:50,893 Is grilled cheese old-timey slang for money? 667 00:25:50,895 --> 00:25:52,945 No, I just really want a grilled cheese. 668 00:25:52,947 --> 00:25:55,204 Oh, with marshmallows. God, I'm so hormonal. 669 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,720 Okay, you got to know somebody with money. 670 00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,006 I mean, you grew up in Richistan. 671 00:26:00,008 --> 00:26:01,507 Don't you all have cocktail parties 672 00:26:01,509 --> 00:26:02,675 where you just stand around 673 00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:04,510 and talk about how to get more tax breaks or... 674 00:26:04,512 --> 00:26:05,511 Paula, you bring up a point. 675 00:26:05,513 --> 00:26:07,182 I do know some rich people. 676 00:26:07,682 --> 00:26:10,016 Look, Audra and I have been friends a long time, 677 00:26:10,018 --> 00:26:12,235 and you and I shared that magical night together, 678 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,853 and I just thought, you're always talking about 679 00:26:13,855 --> 00:26:15,658 how rich you are, so, you know, it's no skin off your... 680 00:26:15,686 --> 00:26:18,958 Yeah, I-I'm rich because I don't give money to idiots like you. 681 00:26:18,983 --> 00:26:20,084 And will you please 682 00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:22,131 stop telling people that I'm a terrible lay 683 00:26:22,156 --> 00:26:23,989 and that I have a small hmm? 684 00:26:24,014 --> 00:26:25,630 It's sufficient. 685 00:26:26,139 --> 00:26:27,561 You must be so proud. 686 00:26:27,593 --> 00:26:29,459 _ 687 00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:31,117 What don't you understand, Rebecca? 688 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,570 My ecstasy factory is losing money. 689 00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:34,704 Everything's about opioids now. 690 00:26:34,706 --> 00:26:37,824 No one wants good, artisanal ecstasy. 691 00:26:37,826 --> 00:26:39,876 God, BJ, you went to Harvard. 692 00:26:39,878 --> 00:26:42,462 It's called being a hyphenate, Rebecca. 693 00:26:42,464 --> 00:26:44,146 Look it up. 694 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,967 Come on, buddy, help me out. 695 00:26:47,969 --> 00:26:49,135 I don't know you. 696 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:52,889 You keep saying you met me at some boba stand. 697 00:26:52,891 --> 00:26:55,642 Listen, I don't remember individual bobas. 698 00:26:55,644 --> 00:26:57,654 I boba three or four times a week. 699 00:26:57,679 --> 00:27:00,229 Now stop pestering my assistant. 700 00:27:00,231 --> 00:27:01,898 No, no, no, Dr. Phil, please don't go. 701 00:27:12,028 --> 00:27:12,992 Hey. 702 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,578 I have a lot of feelings about my job 703 00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:16,946 and I want to talk about them. 704 00:27:16,948 --> 00:27:18,948 Okay, so, I like having a real job. 705 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:20,366 I feel like I have a lot to contribute. 706 00:27:20,368 --> 00:27:22,335 Also, what am I saying? I'm crushing it. 707 00:27:22,337 --> 00:27:23,953 I'm doing better than any other trainee. 708 00:27:23,955 --> 00:27:25,755 Also, having dental insurance is nice. 709 00:27:25,757 --> 00:27:27,206 My wisdom teeth are on the move. 710 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,626 But I really don't like the corporate environment 711 00:27:29,628 --> 00:27:32,548 and sports wordplay and I miss my side hobbies, 712 00:27:32,573 --> 00:27:35,437 so, um, what do I do? 713 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:42,472 Well, do you have a lot of money I could use? 714 00:27:42,607 --> 00:27:43,781 Me? 715 00:27:43,975 --> 00:27:46,007 You pay my rent, so... 716 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,171 Oh, God. 717 00:27:48,897 --> 00:27:52,398 Oh, God, I-I really, I really messed up. 718 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,034 Um, so, I told a bunch of people that they could have something 719 00:27:55,036 --> 00:27:57,070 and they can't and I got their hopes up. 720 00:27:57,765 --> 00:27:58,871 And, oh, God. 721 00:27:58,873 --> 00:28:00,740 Oh, my hormones are out of control. 722 00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:02,375 It's like a hundred periods, 723 00:28:02,377 --> 00:28:03,960 plus what I imagine cocaine would be like 724 00:28:03,962 --> 00:28:05,161 if I weren't too chicken to try it. 725 00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:07,246 - I... - And here's the thing. 726 00:28:07,248 --> 00:28:08,851 The girl Nathaniel's dating, it's killing me, okay? 727 00:28:09,281 --> 00:28:10,843 I say it's not, but it is. 728 00:28:11,419 --> 00:28:13,252 Every time I see a picture of them, it just, 729 00:28:13,254 --> 00:28:15,838 it-it breaks my heart, especially because she kind of 730 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,256 looks like me, but she has, like, 731 00:28:17,258 --> 00:28:19,559 better eyebrows and thick, lustrous hair. 732 00:28:19,561 --> 00:28:21,678 It's like if you put me in a Disney princess machine. 733 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,312 Oh, my God, I missed a shot. 734 00:28:23,314 --> 00:28:24,430 I got to go. 735 00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:25,848 Also, you should wash your vibrator. 736 00:28:28,486 --> 00:28:31,688 Wait... wait, what? 737 00:28:31,924 --> 00:28:33,473 What? 738 00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:50,767 _ 739 00:28:51,258 --> 00:28:53,793 All right. 740 00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:58,219 Let's see who this whore is who gets to go to my water parks. 741 00:28:58,243 --> 00:29:01,985 _ 742 00:29:04,332 --> 00:29:06,332 _ 743 00:29:07,344 --> 00:29:08,641 Try the dark Internet. 744 00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:10,476 Dark Internet, dark Internet, 745 00:29:10,478 --> 00:29:13,646 - dark Internet, dark Internet... - _ 746 00:29:16,647 --> 00:29:18,647 _ 747 00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:23,008 _ 748 00:29:23,172 --> 00:29:25,321 _ 749 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:29,556 _ 750 00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:39,388 So, it's possible, not certain, 751 00:29:39,390 --> 00:29:43,281 but possible that in a, uh, hormone-fueled romp 752 00:29:43,306 --> 00:29:44,805 through the dark Internet last night, 753 00:29:44,807 --> 00:29:47,525 I may have ordered a hit on Nathaniel's girlfriend, Mona. 754 00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:49,693 So, I, but it's okay. It's okay. 755 00:29:49,695 --> 00:29:50,728 I undid it this morning. 756 00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:51,812 I mean, at least I tried to. 757 00:29:51,814 --> 00:29:53,147 Hope I did. I think I did. I probably did. 758 00:29:53,149 --> 00:29:54,482 But, um, yeah, so I'm starting to think 759 00:29:54,484 --> 00:29:57,368 that maybe the hormones, like, were not the best idea for me. 760 00:29:57,370 --> 00:29:58,652 But I'm-I'm not ragging on hormones 761 00:29:58,654 --> 00:30:00,488 and egg donation, in general. 762 00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:01,455 Like, it's a wonderful thing. 763 00:30:01,457 --> 00:30:02,449 But, like, for me, in particular. 764 00:30:02,474 --> 00:30:04,802 Uh, that should've been obvious. 765 00:30:04,827 --> 00:30:06,794 We shouldn't be discussing anything major 766 00:30:06,796 --> 00:30:08,074 until Dr. Shin gets here. 767 00:30:08,137 --> 00:30:09,604 Actually, guys, so, don't-don't tell Dr. Shin 768 00:30:09,606 --> 00:30:11,305 anything that I just told you 769 00:30:11,307 --> 00:30:12,773 because I didn't check with him 770 00:30:12,775 --> 00:30:14,518 about this whole egg donation thing. 771 00:30:14,543 --> 00:30:16,460 I knew he would say it was a bad idea 772 00:30:16,462 --> 00:30:17,628 and I thought I could just 773 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:19,011 SASSY my way through it. 774 00:30:19,036 --> 00:30:22,049 Is GASSY a thing? Because I sit next to you 775 00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:24,371 and it seems like you eat a lot of cruciferous veggies. 776 00:30:25,113 --> 00:30:29,856 Guys, look, I know I'm super hormonal and irrational 777 00:30:29,858 --> 00:30:32,886 and rage-fueled right now, but I... you know what? 778 00:30:32,911 --> 00:30:35,316 This takeover was a good idea. It's a worthy cause. 779 00:30:35,341 --> 00:30:37,124 Yes, I know I was partly doing it because of Nathaniel 780 00:30:37,149 --> 00:30:38,542 and his Insta-whore, 781 00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:41,285 but I really care about these people. 782 00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:44,011 You know, I-I care about all those yutzes and-and he doesn't. 783 00:30:44,036 --> 00:30:46,543 I would be so much better of a boss, 784 00:30:46,568 --> 00:30:49,824 and now I don't have the money to buy the shares, 785 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,066 and I've had such a tough year 786 00:30:51,091 --> 00:30:52,511 and I just want to fight for the little guy. 787 00:30:52,543 --> 00:30:54,961 You know? I want to, I want to battle the corporate machine. 788 00:30:54,963 --> 00:30:57,747 - Yeah! - Guys, guys, shut up. 789 00:30:57,749 --> 00:30:59,488 Dr. Shin is coming. 790 00:30:59,513 --> 00:31:01,667 Oh, guys, please, please, don't tell him anything. 791 00:31:01,669 --> 00:31:02,969 Okay? Don't tell him anything. Right? 792 00:31:02,971 --> 00:31:07,222 Borderlines... go! 793 00:31:07,302 --> 00:31:08,785 Ew. 794 00:31:19,027 --> 00:31:22,707 - Hey, Heather. - Hey. 795 00:31:24,308 --> 00:31:25,574 It's good to see you. 796 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,387 How's the program going? 797 00:31:27,699 --> 00:31:30,863 Ah, I miss this place. 798 00:31:31,215 --> 00:31:33,249 The smell of the fries, 799 00:31:33,251 --> 00:31:35,251 the sound of the fries, 800 00:31:35,253 --> 00:31:37,370 the heat from the fries. 801 00:31:37,372 --> 00:31:39,171 You want some fries? 802 00:31:39,173 --> 00:31:41,965 Yeah. Thanks. 803 00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:44,260 Gross. 804 00:31:44,262 --> 00:31:46,929 This place used to be my playground. 805 00:31:46,931 --> 00:31:48,347 It's still a playground. 806 00:31:48,349 --> 00:31:49,932 I mean, it's literally a playground. 807 00:31:49,934 --> 00:31:53,636 Chris, I don't know what to do. 808 00:31:53,638 --> 00:31:54,770 Me, neither. 809 00:31:54,772 --> 00:31:56,055 Both of my parents are drunk 810 00:31:56,057 --> 00:31:57,440 and I don't have a ride home. 811 00:31:58,148 --> 00:32:00,893 That's what I said. 812 00:32:02,981 --> 00:32:05,064 - Have a good week. - Yeah, next week. 813 00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:07,066 See you next week. 814 00:32:07,068 --> 00:32:08,451 Rebecca. Oh, my God, Bert, 815 00:32:08,453 --> 00:32:09,485 I can't thank you enough 816 00:32:09,487 --> 00:32:11,237 for covering for me. I mean, God, 817 00:32:11,239 --> 00:32:12,989 you spent that whole session talking about chemtrails. 818 00:32:12,991 --> 00:32:15,658 Governments use aircraft fumes to spray us with sedatives. 819 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:17,326 - Okay. - That's why Americans 820 00:32:17,328 --> 00:32:18,521 are all so sleepy. 821 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,663 Anyway, I wanted to tell you this. 822 00:32:20,665 --> 00:32:25,584 Few people know this about me, but I am a Bitcoin thousandaire. 823 00:32:26,374 --> 00:32:28,041 Okay, wow. Uh, what? 824 00:32:28,043 --> 00:32:30,857 Yeah, so I have all this money and nothing to spend it on. 825 00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:33,037 These fishing vests last a lifetime, 826 00:32:33,062 --> 00:32:34,538 especially if you never fish. 827 00:32:34,563 --> 00:32:36,697 What are you saying? 828 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,556 I'm saying I'll give you the money for your firm. 829 00:32:39,581 --> 00:32:41,721 I'll be a silent partner, 830 00:32:41,723 --> 00:32:43,115 and you can control the shares; you can do whatever you want. 831 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:45,600 Oh, my God, Bert, Bert, you... 832 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:47,819 you have no idea what this means to me. 833 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,427 I mean, why would you even do this? 834 00:32:49,444 --> 00:32:51,661 Well, I like how you look out for the little guy. 835 00:32:51,663 --> 00:32:54,113 And to tell you the truth, I also need a tax break. 836 00:32:54,115 --> 00:32:55,581 Oh, God, Bert, thank you, thank you so much. 837 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:56,666 Oh, you're welcome. 838 00:32:56,668 --> 00:32:57,950 Oh, just don't squeeze too hard. Ooh. 839 00:32:57,952 --> 00:32:59,285 Just, oh, just my boobs. 840 00:32:59,287 --> 00:33:01,120 - They're giant melons of pain. - I'm sorry. 841 00:33:01,122 --> 00:33:03,461 You've also got a pretty big zit on your chin. 842 00:33:03,485 --> 00:33:05,375 I'm aware. 843 00:33:17,743 --> 00:33:19,443 What? 844 00:33:21,469 --> 00:33:24,024 Oh, of course. Okay. What is going on? 845 00:33:24,079 --> 00:33:25,579 What's going on is that 846 00:33:25,581 --> 00:33:27,915 you are no longer the senior partner at this firm. 847 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:29,889 I found a semi-wealthy 848 00:33:29,891 --> 00:33:32,453 semi-friend to buy the voided shares, 849 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,445 and he and Darryl have designated me 850 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:37,386 as the proxy to make all the decisions. 851 00:33:37,411 --> 00:33:40,930 - So, I am now your superior. - Superior? 852 00:33:41,407 --> 00:33:43,110 - You're not a man. - Ah, 853 00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:45,086 things are gonna be a lot different 854 00:33:45,111 --> 00:33:46,994 around here, Nathaniel. Mm-mm-mm. 855 00:33:46,996 --> 00:33:49,280 30-hour workweeks, mandatory nap breaks, 856 00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:51,665 - two-hour lunches. - Oh, what's going on? 857 00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:52,866 Here, no, no, no, no, no, no. 858 00:33:52,868 --> 00:33:54,418 Get this garbage out of my office. 859 00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:56,253 Excuse me, that's not garbage. That's Gloria. 860 00:33:56,255 --> 00:33:57,254 Estefan? 861 00:33:57,256 --> 00:33:59,924 No, Gloria Steinem and you knew that. And this is our office now. 862 00:33:59,926 --> 00:34:01,875 See, Darryl is about to have a baby, 863 00:34:01,877 --> 00:34:03,928 courtesy of me and my powerful ovaries. 864 00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:06,078 So, get comfy. 865 00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:08,187 'Cause I'm moving in with you. 866 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:13,804 So, in the next four years, we will have five 867 00:34:13,806 --> 00:34:15,973 new sites and 16 new menu items... 868 00:34:15,975 --> 00:34:16,941 Hey, Frank. 869 00:34:16,943 --> 00:34:18,442 Heather. Hi. Sorry to bother you 870 00:34:18,444 --> 00:34:21,111 during... whatever this boring thing is that you're doing. 871 00:34:21,113 --> 00:34:23,569 Is this the refreshing person you told us about? 872 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,149 Dessert tapas. 873 00:34:25,151 --> 00:34:26,817 Yes, that's me. 874 00:34:26,819 --> 00:34:28,569 Dessert tapas. 875 00:34:28,571 --> 00:34:30,621 So, I came here to quit, because I hate 876 00:34:30,623 --> 00:34:34,291 offices and conference rooms and undergarments, but... 877 00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:35,960 no, I don't want to quit, 878 00:34:35,962 --> 00:34:37,828 because you guys definitely need diversity. 879 00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:39,713 And I don't just mean people of color, 880 00:34:39,715 --> 00:34:41,498 which you also desperately need. It's, like, 881 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,467 creepily homogenous in this place. 882 00:34:43,469 --> 00:34:44,996 But I also mean, like, 883 00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:48,339 people who have good, out-of-the-box ideas. 884 00:34:48,341 --> 00:34:50,153 I want to go where I'm needed. 885 00:34:50,178 --> 00:34:53,394 I actually love the Home Bases, like, a lot, 886 00:34:53,396 --> 00:34:55,813 and I want to make them all better. 887 00:34:55,815 --> 00:34:58,015 Like, from top to bottom, not just 888 00:34:58,017 --> 00:34:59,474 in one area. 889 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:02,987 So... I'd like to be transferred 890 00:35:02,989 --> 00:35:04,989 to the store management trainee program 891 00:35:04,991 --> 00:35:08,099 where I can start to manage stores on site. 892 00:35:08,527 --> 00:35:10,444 We don't have that program. 893 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,664 But we should. 894 00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:16,011 I make a motion to start one. 895 00:35:16,335 --> 00:35:18,202 You can just do that? 896 00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,537 Of course. I just need someone to second it. 897 00:35:20,539 --> 00:35:23,841 Second it. And third. 898 00:35:23,843 --> 00:35:25,592 What a board meeting. 899 00:35:25,594 --> 00:35:28,262 I might make love to my wife tonight. 900 00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:29,346 Lucky woman. 901 00:35:29,348 --> 00:35:30,681 Yeah. She's really lucky. 902 00:35:30,683 --> 00:35:33,183 - Sure is. - Wow. 903 00:35:35,264 --> 00:35:36,720 So, now, 904 00:35:36,722 --> 00:35:39,303 at long last, I know who I am. 905 00:35:39,496 --> 00:35:41,446 I'm not a student. 906 00:35:41,495 --> 00:35:43,495 I'm a regional manager. 907 00:35:43,913 --> 00:35:45,312 I get to boss people around 908 00:35:45,314 --> 00:35:47,948 at three San Gabriel Valley Home Bases. 909 00:35:47,950 --> 00:35:49,950 - Wow. - Yeah. 910 00:35:49,952 --> 00:35:51,235 Of course, the West Covina Home Base 911 00:35:51,237 --> 00:35:52,702 will be my home base Home Base. 912 00:35:52,727 --> 00:35:55,456 So you're basically Kevin's boss now? 913 00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:56,907 Yeah. 914 00:35:56,909 --> 00:35:58,749 Yeah. That's weird. 915 00:35:59,593 --> 00:36:01,578 God, I just feel like... 916 00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:04,715 everything's come together in this cool and unexpected way. 917 00:36:04,717 --> 00:36:07,521 And so now... 918 00:36:08,052 --> 00:36:10,254 I don't know... I feel ready to take our thing 919 00:36:10,256 --> 00:36:11,685 to the next level, too. 920 00:36:12,685 --> 00:36:13,841 Really? 921 00:36:13,843 --> 00:36:15,976 Yeah. I was thinking 922 00:36:15,978 --> 00:36:19,193 maybe you could... move in? 923 00:36:19,756 --> 00:36:21,565 But I know you're happy here 924 00:36:21,567 --> 00:36:23,934 being besties with your mom. 925 00:36:23,936 --> 00:36:25,402 I can't believe this thing's, like, a large. 926 00:36:25,404 --> 00:36:26,570 But it looks so good. 927 00:36:26,572 --> 00:36:28,655 I'm so happy to do that for you. No. I... 928 00:36:28,657 --> 00:36:29,773 - So sweet of you. - Aw. 929 00:36:29,775 --> 00:36:31,408 We're gonna go see Metallica. 930 00:36:31,410 --> 00:36:33,444 - Uh, we might be home late. - Mm. 931 00:36:33,714 --> 00:36:36,280 - S... Bye. - Bye! 932 00:36:36,282 --> 00:36:38,749 - I'm so excited. - I know. Bye. 933 00:36:38,751 --> 00:36:40,951 Yeah, about my mom... 934 00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:43,754 For the last few days, I've seen Josh 935 00:36:43,756 --> 00:36:45,456 become her best friend, and... 936 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,424 it's not a good look for him. 937 00:36:47,426 --> 00:36:48,780 Or me. 938 00:36:49,788 --> 00:36:51,553 It's time for me to move out. 939 00:36:51,964 --> 00:36:54,217 Good job, baby. 940 00:37:02,796 --> 00:37:05,180 Welcome home, Regional Manager. 941 00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:07,716 I was so happy when I heard the news, I went out 942 00:37:07,718 --> 00:37:09,734 - and got you a little present. - What? 943 00:37:09,736 --> 00:37:11,436 Kevin, you didn't have to get me anything. 944 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,520 Yes, I did. 945 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:15,340 When last we spoke, I was being insensitive. 946 00:37:15,342 --> 00:37:18,310 Since then, I've gone through extensive online training 947 00:37:18,312 --> 00:37:19,694 in racial sensitivity. 948 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,780 - What? - I got you this gift 949 00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,198 to say congrats on the new job 950 00:37:23,479 --> 00:37:25,283 and also to say 951 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,776 I'm... "sari." 952 00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:30,071 Kevin, I'm not Indian. 953 00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:31,823 I get that a lot, but... 954 00:37:31,825 --> 00:37:33,742 my mom's white, my dad's black. 955 00:37:33,744 --> 00:37:35,911 That's what I am. I'm half-black, half-white. 956 00:37:35,913 --> 00:37:37,495 100% Michigan. 957 00:37:37,497 --> 00:37:39,464 No. What have I done? 958 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,750 I don't know, but even if I were Indian, 959 00:37:41,752 --> 00:37:44,386 like, not the right move at all here. 960 00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:46,137 I'm so ashamed! 961 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,505 And so hot! 962 00:37:47,507 --> 00:37:49,808 No... Oh, it's happening. 963 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,977 Okay, no. Uh... 964 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,051 Oh. Your new rule 965 00:37:56,076 --> 00:37:58,683 about mandated undershirts is a good idea. 966 00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:03,481 _ 967 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,242 Any minute, they're gonna call and tell us 968 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:09,244 how the surrogate implantation is going. 969 00:38:10,045 --> 00:38:11,696 Oh, my God. Can you imagine, carrying someone else's baby? 970 00:38:11,698 --> 00:38:12,948 What an angel. It's amazing. I know. I can't... 971 00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:15,000 Oh! Oh. Oh! Oh! 972 00:38:16,370 --> 00:38:17,369 Hello? 973 00:38:17,371 --> 00:38:19,654 Yes, this is Darryl Whitefeather. 974 00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:24,376 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 975 00:38:24,378 --> 00:38:25,631 What? Hey, what's happening? What's wrong? 976 00:38:25,656 --> 00:38:26,795 Mm, mm, mm. 977 00:38:26,797 --> 00:38:28,680 Yes. 978 00:38:28,947 --> 00:38:31,615 No, thank you. I und... I understand. 979 00:38:33,804 --> 00:38:36,604 The doctor was gonna put our embryo in the surrogate, 980 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,891 and he realized that she was already pregnant 981 00:38:39,893 --> 00:38:41,059 - and she didn't know. - What? 982 00:38:41,061 --> 00:38:42,978 Oh, God. 983 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:44,980 I'm gonna have to find a surrogate in the next 24 hours 984 00:38:44,982 --> 00:38:46,481 or they're gonna freeze the embryo, 985 00:38:46,483 --> 00:38:48,867 which makes it way less viable. 986 00:38:49,111 --> 00:38:50,894 I'll do it. 987 00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:53,405 - Wait, what did she just say? - Sorry, 988 00:38:53,407 --> 00:38:55,407 hey, Heather? Can you... can you come... 989 00:38:55,409 --> 00:38:57,075 can you come back here for a second? 990 00:38:57,077 --> 00:38:59,294 What w... What did... what-what did you say? 991 00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:00,745 Oh. 992 00:39:00,747 --> 00:39:02,580 Yeah, I'm feeling good about my future. 993 00:39:02,582 --> 00:39:03,798 I can do a quick favor. 994 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,383 It's still just nine months, right? 995 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,502 They haven't changed that, have they? 996 00:39:07,504 --> 00:39:08,636 'Cause you know I love my hobbies. 997 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:12,590 Did you just say that you would carry our baby? 998 00:39:12,592 --> 00:39:14,142 Yeah, it's fine. 999 00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,593 Oh, my God. Heather. 1000 00:39:15,595 --> 00:39:18,596 Okay. Moved in my beanbag chair. 1001 00:39:18,598 --> 00:39:20,265 What-What's happening? 1002 00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:22,934 Oh. The three of us are just gonna have a baby together. 1003 00:39:22,936 --> 00:39:24,402 It's no big deal. 1004 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:26,855 Cool. Cool. 1005 00:39:26,857 --> 00:39:27,989 What? 1006 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:31,109 - Heather! Oh, my God! - Yay! 1007 00:39:42,158 --> 00:39:43,755 Hey. Um... 1008 00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:46,298 I've been thinking about how I've acted 1009 00:39:46,323 --> 00:39:48,960 over the past couple weeks, and, um... 1010 00:39:49,228 --> 00:39:50,628 now that I'm off the hormones, 1011 00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:53,681 I realize that my behavior has been, 1012 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,717 shall we say, heightened. 1013 00:39:56,743 --> 00:39:58,923 So, I, uh... 1014 00:40:00,415 --> 00:40:01,973 I apologize. 1015 00:40:03,142 --> 00:40:04,692 I know I wasn't the nicest person 1016 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:07,033 when you asked for your job back. 1017 00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:10,158 And the Raging Waters thing... 1018 00:40:12,595 --> 00:40:14,402 I was trying to get under your skin. 1019 00:40:14,404 --> 00:40:15,987 I'm sorry. 1020 00:40:15,989 --> 00:40:17,655 Honestly, we went in there for ten minutes, 1021 00:40:17,657 --> 00:40:19,040 took a picture, and left. 1022 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:22,072 You know I can't stand direct sunlight and people. 1023 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:24,379 Right. Right. 1024 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:26,831 Nathaniel, I know that you think 1025 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:28,228 that I ditched you, 1026 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,275 but I really am just... 1027 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:34,301 I'm not ready to be in a real relationship right now. 1028 00:40:37,806 --> 00:40:39,144 I really care about you. 1029 00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:40,478 I hope you know that. 1030 00:40:41,259 --> 00:40:43,181 And breaking things off with you was, 1031 00:40:43,183 --> 00:40:45,600 honestly, one of the hardest things I've ever done. 1032 00:40:47,751 --> 00:40:48,770 Wow. 1033 00:40:48,772 --> 00:40:50,009 Yeah. 1034 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,606 Okay. 1035 00:40:52,155 --> 00:40:53,955 And, um... 1036 00:40:55,439 --> 00:40:57,853 I'm happy that you found someone else. 1037 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:02,062 - Mona seems lovely. - Yeah. 1038 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:03,884 Yeah, she really is. 1039 00:41:03,909 --> 00:41:06,421 Great. So I'm glad that we can just be adults now. 1040 00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:08,373 - Yes, exactly. - Okay, good. 1041 00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:10,361 Um... 1042 00:41:10,962 --> 00:41:12,377 Uh... Ah. 1043 00:41:12,379 --> 00:41:14,179 Friends? Friends. 1044 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,681 Yeah. 1045 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,193 This is a terrible idea. 1046 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:31,120 This is the worst idea. This is the worst idea. 1047 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:40,066 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --