1 00:00:06,415 --> 00:00:08,667 You again? Really? 2 00:00:08,668 --> 00:00:10,932 What? What could you possibly have been doing 3 00:00:10,933 --> 00:00:12,956 more important than watching the show last week? 4 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:14,663 Here's what you missed. 5 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,792 Come on, Toto. 6 00:00:16,795 --> 00:00:19,231 Stop following me. 7 00:00:19,232 --> 00:00:21,776 We have the God-given right 8 00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:23,280 to be who we are, 9 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:24,831 'cause God hates haters. 10 00:00:27,523 --> 00:00:30,316 My friend found you a place. It's a family shelter. 11 00:00:30,319 --> 00:00:32,161 They'll have a room for you in two days. 12 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:35,084 They can take us in two days? 13 00:00:35,087 --> 00:00:37,922 Oh, we've got the tarp if it rains again. 14 00:00:37,925 --> 00:00:39,676 Why don't you just stay here for two nights? 15 00:00:39,679 --> 00:00:40,834 Fiona, thank you. 16 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:42,553 The dude that fell off your roof? 17 00:00:42,556 --> 00:00:43,544 He's suing you? 18 00:00:43,547 --> 00:00:46,183 "Plaintiff demands judgment against defendants 19 00:00:46,186 --> 00:00:48,506 in the sum of $6 million"? 20 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:50,007 Motherfucker. 21 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,816 He murdered my mother. 22 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:54,309 They let my father out, I'm moving to Mexico. 23 00:00:55,018 --> 00:00:56,602 It's too bad you are still... 24 00:00:56,603 --> 00:01:00,523 bitter prostitute slave working for poor people. 25 00:01:00,524 --> 00:01:02,108 If you weren't such a cunt, madam, 26 00:01:02,109 --> 00:01:03,776 you might be able to marry well too. 27 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:06,654 Debbie! 28 00:01:06,655 --> 00:01:08,902 Did you just get this pic from Kassidi? 29 00:01:08,905 --> 00:01:10,575 I think they got hitched. 30 00:01:17,582 --> 00:01:23,671 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 31 00:02:31,615 --> 00:02:34,241 We're married now, silly. 32 00:02:34,242 --> 00:02:37,245 I wanna have 100 baby Carls. 33 00:02:38,394 --> 00:02:41,648 Sure, uh, but maybe I should finish school. 34 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:48,089 Kass. 35 00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:58,370 Kass. Come on. 36 00:03:09,878 --> 00:03:12,159 _ 37 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:25,084 Hey, how long you been out here? 38 00:03:25,085 --> 00:03:26,585 A while. 39 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:29,588 I'm sorry. I didn't want to bother you. 40 00:03:29,589 --> 00:03:32,425 Sierra, wh-what is it? What's going on? 41 00:03:35,971 --> 00:03:38,264 They let my dad out. 42 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,670 I just... I couldn't be there alone. 43 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,836 Hey, it's all right, okay? 44 00:04:17,287 --> 00:04:20,139 It's all right. 45 00:04:32,081 --> 00:04:33,507 Mommy. 46 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,765 Morning. 47 00:05:02,766 --> 00:05:04,812 - How's Debbie? - Says she's all right. 48 00:05:04,815 --> 00:05:06,515 I'm gonna go pick her up at the hospital. 49 00:05:06,518 --> 00:05:09,103 - That your lawsuit? - Yeah. Fuckers. 50 00:05:09,106 --> 00:05:10,816 Morning, Liam. 51 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,312 Liam, you okay? 52 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,961 Well, Carl and Kassidi were banging all night, 53 00:05:16,964 --> 00:05:18,405 so we didn't get any sleep. 54 00:05:18,406 --> 00:05:19,932 Can't stop love. 55 00:05:19,935 --> 00:05:22,034 Proud of my Carl for putting a ring on that one. 56 00:05:22,035 --> 00:05:23,667 Little minx is loaded. 57 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:25,296 Morning. 58 00:05:25,299 --> 00:05:28,123 - Morning. - Who the hell are you? 59 00:05:28,124 --> 00:05:30,042 Lucas. 60 00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:31,546 My mom is Sierra. 61 00:05:31,549 --> 00:05:34,965 - What are you doing here? - My mom and me slept here. 62 00:05:40,143 --> 00:05:42,221 What is that, Frank? 63 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:45,391 The final piece of my retirement plan. 64 00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:47,017 Chicken livers? 65 00:05:47,018 --> 00:05:51,564 And... my Social Security benefit package. 66 00:05:52,607 --> 00:05:54,273 Mr., um... 67 00:05:54,276 --> 00:05:57,831 Jerome Wessels is retiring today. 68 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:58,862 Who? 69 00:05:58,863 --> 00:06:00,239 Uh, a guy that sat 70 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,658 next to me on the bus six years ago. 71 00:06:02,659 --> 00:06:06,036 Between my T-shirt business 72 00:06:06,037 --> 00:06:08,747 and a few monthly checks from Uncle Sam, 73 00:06:08,748 --> 00:06:11,375 I should have a nice retirement, 74 00:06:11,376 --> 00:06:13,460 so long as I get to live with 75 00:06:13,461 --> 00:06:14,920 one of my loving children. 76 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:15,879 No. 77 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,423 I'd pitch in. 78 00:06:17,424 --> 00:06:20,759 Laundry, general housekeeping, 79 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,276 like having a live-in maid who speaks English. 80 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,014 You should just die now, Frank, 81 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:26,714 save everyone a lot of trouble. 82 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:28,140 Mr. Wessels 83 00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:30,102 will kick in his share. 84 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:31,812 So will, uh, 85 00:06:31,813 --> 00:06:33,812 Jamie Ramirez 86 00:06:33,815 --> 00:06:36,108 and Mr. Mark Wilcox. 87 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:37,860 Not a chance. 88 00:06:37,861 --> 00:06:40,156 Seriously? I give you life 89 00:06:40,159 --> 00:06:42,740 and you turn your back on me in my old age? 90 00:06:42,741 --> 00:06:44,648 You're breaking the social contract, 91 00:06:44,651 --> 00:06:46,702 the very purpose of family. 92 00:06:46,703 --> 00:06:48,871 In Asian cultures, 93 00:06:48,872 --> 00:06:50,789 the elders are revered. 94 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:53,625 That's a great idea. Move to Asia. 95 00:06:53,626 --> 00:06:57,129 You're really stealing Social Security cards? 96 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:58,797 No, I just happened to find these 97 00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:01,581 in a bag of liver in our freezer. 98 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:03,750 You really got married? 99 00:07:03,753 --> 00:07:06,518 Well, she was freaking out about me going back to school. 100 00:07:06,521 --> 00:07:09,141 So your solution was to marry her? 101 00:07:09,142 --> 00:07:10,601 Things just kinda happened. 102 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:12,936 Morning, fam. 103 00:07:12,937 --> 00:07:14,772 You're both idiots. 104 00:07:14,773 --> 00:07:17,524 Fiona, can I get a ride to the church? 105 00:07:17,525 --> 00:07:20,194 Sorry, Ian, I gotta go to the ER and pick up Debbie, 106 00:07:20,195 --> 00:07:23,155 and then I gotta try to talk some sense into this asshole 107 00:07:23,156 --> 00:07:25,115 in my apartment who's suing me. 108 00:07:25,116 --> 00:07:26,760 Hey, what happened to Debbie? 109 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:28,632 She hurt her foot last night at work. 110 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:30,162 Says it's no big deal. 111 00:07:30,163 --> 00:07:32,498 Good luck. 112 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:38,045 Gracias, Seņor Ramirez. 113 00:07:38,046 --> 00:07:40,203 The trauma doc stabilized your toes, 114 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:42,226 but there's a good chance you're gonna lose them. 115 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,676 It's critical that you see a surgeon today. 116 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:46,386 Here's your referral. 117 00:07:46,387 --> 00:07:48,473 They said they can squeeze you in this afternoon. 118 00:07:51,851 --> 00:07:53,948 Sign here and here. 119 00:07:57,023 --> 00:07:59,441 You'll need these when the local anesthetic wears off. 120 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:01,195 Twice a day as needed for pain. 121 00:08:01,198 --> 00:08:03,695 And here, oh. 122 00:08:03,696 --> 00:08:05,656 I stole this from the lost and found. 123 00:08:05,657 --> 00:08:07,366 One? 124 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:10,411 You want two, the hospital will charge you 120 bucks. 125 00:08:11,329 --> 00:08:12,664 Thanks. 126 00:08:14,182 --> 00:08:16,234 Hi. 127 00:08:16,237 --> 00:08:18,406 - Hey. - You okay? 128 00:08:18,409 --> 00:08:19,765 Yeah, sure. 129 00:08:19,768 --> 00:08:21,547 This thing fell on my foot. 130 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:23,132 Does it hurt? 131 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:25,717 A little. Still pretty numb. 132 00:08:25,718 --> 00:08:27,437 - Thanks for picking me up. - Yeah. 133 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:36,292 - Hey, good morning. - Yeah, morning. 134 00:08:36,295 --> 00:08:37,811 Hey, you guys get something to eat? 135 00:08:37,814 --> 00:08:38,981 - Yeah. - Yeah? 136 00:08:38,982 --> 00:08:40,607 - Coffee. - Right. 137 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:43,026 Go get your stuff, okay? 138 00:08:43,027 --> 00:08:44,736 Gotta drop you at day camp before work. 139 00:08:44,737 --> 00:08:46,072 Okay. 140 00:08:51,453 --> 00:08:53,579 I'm sorry for freaking out. 141 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,098 No, don't be. 142 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,644 You can always call me. 143 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:01,503 When I heard he got paroled, I... 144 00:09:01,504 --> 00:09:03,506 I couldn't think straight. 145 00:09:04,466 --> 00:09:07,093 I've never been able to get that night out of my mind. 146 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:17,144 Yeah, you, uh... 147 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:19,646 never really told me what happened. 148 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,026 He came home... 149 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:31,325 wasted almost every day. 150 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:36,121 That night, he found a towel on the bathroom floor 151 00:09:36,122 --> 00:09:37,940 and started slapping her around. 152 00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:40,876 Mom was screaming. 153 00:09:40,877 --> 00:09:43,295 He told her to shut up, but... 154 00:09:43,296 --> 00:09:44,796 she didn't. 155 00:09:48,927 --> 00:09:50,761 So he punched her... 156 00:09:52,889 --> 00:09:55,307 and kept punching her... 157 00:09:56,809 --> 00:09:59,978 until her face just... 158 00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:07,819 blood and bones and hair. 159 00:10:12,242 --> 00:10:14,284 You were there? 160 00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:17,237 Me and Neil, yeah. 161 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:22,668 Told us if we ever said a word to anybody about it, 162 00:10:22,669 --> 00:10:24,351 he'd fucking kill us both. 163 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:30,717 Took a blanket from Neil's bed... 164 00:10:33,221 --> 00:10:34,721 wrapped Mom up... 165 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:38,350 and threw her in a dumpster. 166 00:10:43,523 --> 00:10:45,691 Policewoman gave us Cokes. 167 00:10:45,692 --> 00:10:48,527 We never got Cokes. 168 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:54,366 How old were you? 169 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:55,784 Ten. 170 00:10:59,872 --> 00:11:02,374 We testified against him, 171 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,001 both of us. 172 00:11:07,714 --> 00:11:09,015 And they just let him out. 173 00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:17,734 Can you go to my apartment with me later 174 00:11:17,737 --> 00:11:19,391 to pick up a few things? 175 00:11:19,392 --> 00:11:21,852 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. 176 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:25,921 I'm sorry. 177 00:11:28,151 --> 00:11:30,569 Dude, it's really him. 178 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,195 Hi. 179 00:11:32,196 --> 00:11:35,343 Hey, Ian. Thank you so much. 180 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,909 This is Bic. He wants to help. 181 00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:39,077 Hey. 182 00:11:39,078 --> 00:11:40,454 What the hell is this? 183 00:11:40,455 --> 00:11:42,414 Your life is no longer your own. 184 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:45,083 Please, my dad's trying to kidnap me! 185 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:47,085 He hired men to take me. Please! 186 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,457 Please, my dad's trying to kidnap me! 187 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,836 Be patient! We'll be opening soon! 188 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:04,643 Hello? Rodney? It's Fiona. 189 00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:09,441 I know you're in there. 190 00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:11,401 Rodney, Trina? 191 00:12:12,779 --> 00:12:14,780 Let's just talk, please, like adults. 192 00:12:18,242 --> 00:12:21,078 Open the door, please. I need to get my dog. 193 00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:22,885 This is stupid. I was fair to you. 194 00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:25,290 I let you stay in my apartment and you sue me? 195 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:26,875 Why am I the bad guy? 196 00:12:26,878 --> 00:12:28,502 Hey. Rusty? 197 00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:31,046 Have you guys been feeding him? Is there water in his bowl? 198 00:12:31,047 --> 00:12:34,341 I will kill you with my bare fucking hands. 199 00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:36,301 Okay. That's fair warning. 200 00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:38,687 I am the owner. I have a right to enter these premises. 201 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:39,805 I'm coming in. 202 00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:45,769 Are the locks changed? 203 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:47,604 This is my apartment. Hello! 204 00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:50,607 Did you change the locks on my apartment? 205 00:12:53,528 --> 00:12:55,487 What? 206 00:12:56,989 --> 00:12:58,740 Oh. Sorry. Sure. 207 00:12:58,741 --> 00:13:00,281 I'm coming right out. 208 00:13:02,537 --> 00:13:04,996 There had better be water in his bowl. 209 00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:21,973 - Hmm. - Is that bad? 210 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:24,878 I mean, they're roofers, right? 211 00:13:24,881 --> 00:13:26,393 You would think the one thing they'd know how to do 212 00:13:26,394 --> 00:13:28,396 is not fall off. 213 00:13:29,897 --> 00:13:31,857 - I am covered, right? - Uh-huh. 214 00:13:31,858 --> 00:13:34,693 Minimum liability up to half a million. 215 00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,069 Half a million? 216 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:38,196 They're suing me for six million. 217 00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:40,240 People rarely get what they're asking for. 218 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,868 We settle almost all of these. 219 00:13:42,869 --> 00:13:45,237 - Well, that's good, then. - Could be. 220 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,497 In any case, your contractor's on the hook for it. 221 00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:49,416 We're gonna go after his insurance company. 222 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,854 You got the contractor's info? 223 00:13:50,857 --> 00:13:53,378 Uh, yeah, cell phone number. 224 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,047 That's all you've got? 225 00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:57,883 Yeah. Why? 226 00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,557 I don't think there's any skin left on my dick. 227 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,270 I just can't get enough of my husband. 228 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:12,564 I need more Carl. 229 00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:17,611 I wanna know everything about you. 230 00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,821 Remember when you said that you and lan... 231 00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:22,010 You guys ran away from that foster home 232 00:14:22,013 --> 00:14:23,823 and lived under the bridge? 233 00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:25,318 Did that really happen? 234 00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:26,510 Yeah. 235 00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:28,888 - Show me. - What? 236 00:14:28,891 --> 00:14:30,559 Your life. 237 00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:33,456 Uh, where... where you lived under the bridge, 238 00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:35,393 where you sold your drugs, 239 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,255 where that guy chased you with a hatchet. 240 00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:38,599 I wanna see it all. 241 00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:40,801 I mean, I am Mrs. Carl Gallagher now. 242 00:14:40,804 --> 00:14:42,973 I need to know the life you lived. 243 00:14:44,474 --> 00:14:48,107 Come on. I'll rub lotion on your dick and we'll go. 244 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:51,549 We can't just keep attacking people doing these conversions. 245 00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:54,510 We need to bring Ian's message directly to the disenfranchised, 246 00:14:54,513 --> 00:14:55,498 wherever they are. 247 00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,139 Oh, you're saying we should preach in gay nightclubs? 248 00:14:57,141 --> 00:14:59,721 Why not, hmm? Nightclubs, street corners. 249 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,947 Ian, two big dudes just showed up. 250 00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:04,115 They're trying to take one of the kids. 251 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,460 Hey! Hey! 252 00:15:15,461 --> 00:15:17,295 Wait! Wait! 253 00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,635 Stop! 254 00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:26,081 What are you doing? 255 00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:28,598 Look out! 256 00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,607 - Now what? - Get down. 257 00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:40,360 Everyone down. 258 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,549 He's out! 259 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:37,251 Hey, morning. 260 00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:45,550 Hey, uh, why don't you go grab a broom? 261 00:16:48,888 --> 00:16:50,930 - Morning. - Morning. 262 00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:55,185 Um... 263 00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,437 hey, any sign of Xan's mom? 264 00:16:57,438 --> 00:16:59,899 I'm giving my shit-bag half sister two more days. 265 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,898 Well, she seems like a really good kid. 266 00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:05,745 There's nothing wrong with the kid. 267 00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:08,114 Just didn't sign up for one, you know? 268 00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:09,237 Right. 269 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:14,204 Hey, um, Brad's delivering that Fatboy, 270 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,265 and, uh, I gotta run out somewhere at lunch. 271 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,500 - Can you cover? - You doing a meeting? 272 00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:21,378 No. That, uh, friend of mine, you know, Sierra? 273 00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:25,335 Well, her old man just got out of prison. 274 00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:28,259 Her and her kid, they've been staying with me for a few days. 275 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,762 Told her I'd go by her place, 276 00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:32,263 help her pick up a few things. 277 00:17:34,475 --> 00:17:36,542 You and the fucking drama. 278 00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:40,438 You gotta be kidding me, right? 279 00:17:40,439 --> 00:17:42,941 So you think you can get your roof fixed for $500 280 00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:44,624 from a guy that's got insurance? 281 00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,290 - Come on. - You don't have insurance? 282 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:47,557 Hey, I do honest work, 283 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,718 and I pay my men exactly what I say I'm gonna pay 'em. 284 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,518 There's always some asshole 285 00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:55,745 gaming the system, saying, "Oh, I'm hurt." 286 00:17:55,746 --> 00:17:57,247 He's got pins in his ankle. 287 00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:59,290 I think it's fair to say that he's hurt. 288 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,126 He fell. Whose fault is that? 289 00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:03,211 Fuck him. Let him sue me. 290 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,630 The only thing I own in this world is that truck. 291 00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:07,710 He'll have to kill me to get it. 292 00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:14,431 Wow. 293 00:18:14,432 --> 00:18:16,224 This fucking place, huh? 294 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,768 I found it on Belarusian whore website. 295 00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:21,804 More billionaires stay here than any other hotel in Chicago. 296 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:25,483 What are you doing? 297 00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:27,986 Comparing my skills to those of Freelania. 298 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:30,870 These are my skills on this napkin, and these are hers. 299 00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:32,505 There's nothing on that napkin. 300 00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:33,499 Hmm, precisely. 301 00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,201 She is sub-mental. 302 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,476 Not as attractive, not as charming. 303 00:18:37,479 --> 00:18:39,372 Look at my ass. It's perfect. 304 00:18:39,373 --> 00:18:41,140 I would fuck my own ass. 305 00:18:41,143 --> 00:18:43,668 She has flat ass of Filipino boy. 306 00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:48,715 $28 for a vodka tonic? 307 00:18:48,716 --> 00:18:50,190 $18 for a beer. 308 00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:52,148 You'd have to be a billionaire to catch a buzz. 309 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,848 Hey... 310 00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:59,086 I think that guy at the end of the bar wants to talk. 311 00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:00,835 Bring him over. 312 00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:08,526 - Hey, how you doing? - Hey. 313 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,737 We are having a little party upstairs. 314 00:19:10,738 --> 00:19:12,023 Great, I'm Kevin Ball... 315 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,365 We-we just need the chocolate one. 316 00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:16,076 A thousand for the hour. 317 00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:18,328 The chocolate... 318 00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:21,039 V? That's my wife. 319 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,492 Fifteen hundred. Two thousand if it runs over. 320 00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:28,505 Look, pal, my wife isn't... $2,000? 321 00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:32,417 Three thousand. 322 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,129 I mean, look, she's worth it, 323 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,054 but you should really meet the other one. 324 00:19:36,057 --> 00:19:37,806 Crazy in bed, and... 325 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:39,140 she knows accounting. 326 00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,683 Let me invite her over. 327 00:19:40,684 --> 00:19:42,477 Hey, we're not hiring a bookkeeper. 328 00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:45,230 Four grand for the black one. Final offer. 329 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:59,487 So? Did you get her a date? Why didn't you invite him over? 330 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,329 They prefer you. 331 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,998 You explained we're married and Svet's single? 332 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:06,703 The guy offered me $4,000 for an hour with you. 333 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,665 Hmm. 334 00:20:07,668 --> 00:20:09,421 - He thinks I'm a whore? - Of course. 335 00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:11,101 No, it-it's just a misunderstanding, V. 336 00:20:11,104 --> 00:20:13,049 - That's all. - Oh. 337 00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:15,593 $4,000? 338 00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:16,803 V... 339 00:20:16,804 --> 00:20:18,471 No... Look, I'm sorry, 340 00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:20,348 but damn, that's a lot of money. 341 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,893 And it's not like the guy is ugly. 342 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,645 - V! - Good afternoon. 343 00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,772 Oh, good afternoon. 344 00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:30,664 - I am Aviv Ben Yellin. - I am Svetlana Yevgenivna. 345 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:33,486 These are my friends Veronica and Kevin Von Ball. 346 00:20:33,487 --> 00:20:36,239 - Please, join us. - Thank you. 347 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,449 Regrettably, I can't accept your invitation. 348 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:40,484 I'm director of hotel security, 349 00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:44,148 and it is my unfortunate duty to inform you 350 00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:47,745 that the hotel has a strict "no prostitution" policy. 351 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,088 We're not prostitutes. 352 00:20:49,091 --> 00:20:51,297 No, no, no, they are, those whores at the bar. 353 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,549 Like you don't know. Please. 354 00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:57,909 Let's go to the Ritz. 355 00:20:59,805 --> 00:21:01,124 No. 356 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,100 No more. I think I know what to do. 357 00:21:04,101 --> 00:21:06,978 I need to go humble myself before that slut Freelania 358 00:21:06,979 --> 00:21:08,980 and see how she managed such a miracle. 359 00:21:11,358 --> 00:21:14,195 - Four thousand? - Dollars. 360 00:21:17,198 --> 00:21:20,074 I can't believe that you lived down here. 361 00:21:20,075 --> 00:21:21,828 It's like freakin' Mad Max. 362 00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:24,287 Yeah, I remember this one time, 363 00:21:24,288 --> 00:21:25,955 a guy tried to steal Ian's coat. 364 00:21:25,956 --> 00:21:29,703 We beat him with a can of tuna wrapped in a tube sock. 365 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,670 That's so hot. 366 00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:35,089 Think it's over here. 367 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,217 Oh, my God, you lived there? 368 00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:39,345 - Yeah. - I have to see it. 369 00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:43,932 Hey! You okay? 370 00:21:45,159 --> 00:21:47,229 Oh, hey, man. Sorry, didn't realize 371 00:21:47,232 --> 00:21:48,445 someone was sleeping here. 372 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,689 Hello? 373 00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:54,984 Is he dead? Is that a dead body? 374 00:21:54,987 --> 00:21:56,601 Hey, come on, let's just get out of here. 375 00:21:56,604 --> 00:21:58,404 I've gotta Snapchat this. 376 00:21:58,405 --> 00:22:00,240 Uh, it's just a dead guy. Let's go. 377 00:22:00,241 --> 00:22:01,699 - Roll him over. - What? 378 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,660 So I can see the face of death. 379 00:22:03,661 --> 00:22:05,148 Oh, Kassidi, come on. 380 00:22:05,151 --> 00:22:07,413 Carl, roll him over. 381 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,213 I'm gonna story the shit out of this. 382 00:22:33,846 --> 00:22:35,525 The fuck? 383 00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:44,682 Number nine? 384 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:51,916 Number nine? 385 00:22:56,255 --> 00:22:57,922 Hi. 386 00:22:57,923 --> 00:22:59,674 I'm retiring. 387 00:22:59,675 --> 00:23:03,886 I'd like to start receiving my Social Security benefits. 388 00:23:07,641 --> 00:23:08,766 Hmm. 389 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:10,515 I'm sorry, Mr. Wessels. 390 00:23:10,518 --> 00:23:13,771 It says here you're already collecting your benefit. 391 00:23:13,772 --> 00:23:16,107 What? How can that be? 392 00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:18,985 Are you suggesting someone has stolen my identity, 393 00:23:18,986 --> 00:23:20,278 committing fraud? 394 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,113 It's a possibility, yes. 395 00:23:22,114 --> 00:23:24,362 Oh, my God. 396 00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:25,908 I'm number nine. Sorry. 397 00:23:25,909 --> 00:23:27,285 I was in the bathroom. 398 00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:29,120 Prostate, you know. 399 00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:30,807 Size of a basketball. 400 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,124 Hi. I'd like to start my benefits. 401 00:23:40,604 --> 00:23:44,052 Um... Mr. Ramirez? 402 00:23:44,053 --> 00:23:46,346 It says here you're dead. 403 00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:53,227 Uh, I'm-I'm number nine. 404 00:23:53,228 --> 00:23:54,870 Hi. 405 00:23:54,873 --> 00:23:56,814 Can you... 406 00:23:56,815 --> 00:23:59,650 tell me what my benefits would be 407 00:23:59,651 --> 00:24:01,402 if I were to retire right now? 408 00:24:01,403 --> 00:24:02,789 Of course. 409 00:24:10,829 --> 00:24:12,945 Um, Mr. Gallagher, it says here 410 00:24:12,948 --> 00:24:15,249 you only worked six weeks your entire life. 411 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,312 Well... 412 00:24:16,315 --> 00:24:19,499 if you mean a "formal job," yes, but I... 413 00:24:19,502 --> 00:24:21,506 I've had various enterprises 414 00:24:21,507 --> 00:24:24,759 that contributed significantly to the economy. 415 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,010 Mm-hmm. 416 00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:28,437 Well, as it stands, 417 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,890 this will be your monthly benefit. 418 00:24:37,481 --> 00:24:39,524 Three dollars and 42 cents? 419 00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:41,213 Gee. That's not a lot, is it? 420 00:24:41,216 --> 00:24:44,195 - Sorry. - A guy works his whole life. 421 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,366 How's the pain? 422 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:49,992 It's starting to hurt a little. 423 00:24:49,993 --> 00:24:51,536 The trauma doc was inclined to amputate, 424 00:24:51,537 --> 00:24:53,704 which may have been warranted. 425 00:24:53,705 --> 00:24:55,415 All three toes are severely damaged, 426 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,209 crushed, for lack of a better word. 427 00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:58,682 There's not enough blood circulating 428 00:24:58,685 --> 00:25:00,461 to ensure they won't go necrotic. 429 00:25:00,462 --> 00:25:02,213 - W-what does that mean? - Die. 430 00:25:02,214 --> 00:25:04,253 And if your toes die, then you're talking gangrene, 431 00:25:04,256 --> 00:25:06,551 and next thing you know, you lose your leg. 432 00:25:06,552 --> 00:25:08,219 But you can fix 'em, right? 433 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,635 Surgery's only part of the process. 434 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,139 You'll be off your feet for months, 435 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,849 and then at least year of physical therapy. 436 00:25:12,850 --> 00:25:13,971 A year? 437 00:25:13,974 --> 00:25:15,852 I-I can't... 438 00:25:15,853 --> 00:25:17,728 Well, what would the surgery cost? 439 00:25:17,729 --> 00:25:19,647 It'll run you at least $50,000. 440 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,232 Holy shit. 441 00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:23,276 For three toes? 442 00:25:23,277 --> 00:25:25,736 W-what happens if I can't afford the surgery? 443 00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:28,190 - I just die? - No. We remove the toes, 444 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,158 and then you're back on your feet in a couple of days. 445 00:25:30,159 --> 00:25:32,052 Costs $6,000, $7,000. 446 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,371 You'll be a little wobbly at first. 447 00:25:35,372 --> 00:25:36,956 Need a special shoe. 448 00:25:36,957 --> 00:25:38,459 Let me know what you decide. 449 00:25:44,427 --> 00:25:46,340 Well, why is it so important for you to know 450 00:25:46,341 --> 00:25:47,893 what it's like to live on the street? 451 00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:50,995 'Cause you grew up free. I grew up trapped 452 00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:53,762 in an 8,000-square-foot suburban prison. 453 00:25:53,765 --> 00:25:55,099 Cable fucking TV, 454 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,966 cheerleading camp, cross country, 455 00:25:56,969 --> 00:25:58,928 and Mom always ragging on me to study. 456 00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:00,807 And for what? So I could end up like them? 457 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,899 I mean, they're miserable. Please. 458 00:26:04,568 --> 00:26:06,110 Well, this is it. 459 00:26:06,111 --> 00:26:09,155 This is where my first shop was. 460 00:26:09,156 --> 00:26:11,651 Selling crack? That is so cool. 461 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,354 Yo, you gotta buy or walk. 462 00:26:13,357 --> 00:26:14,785 This is my corner. 463 00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:16,454 I used to work this corner. 464 00:26:16,455 --> 00:26:17,955 Where's G-Dog? 465 00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:20,082 That's his brains right there... 466 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,627 that dark spot. 467 00:26:23,837 --> 00:26:26,966 Damn! 468 00:26:26,969 --> 00:26:28,255 Shooter! Down! 469 00:26:28,258 --> 00:26:30,219 Get down! 470 00:26:35,015 --> 00:26:37,308 Oh, my God! 471 00:26:37,309 --> 00:26:38,851 They shot at us! 472 00:26:38,852 --> 00:26:40,677 This is epic! 473 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,859 - Hey. Ready? - Hey. 474 00:26:46,862 --> 00:26:49,279 Yeah. I'm going on my break. 475 00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:52,240 Thanks for coming with me. I-I know it's stupid, 476 00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:54,700 but I keep thinking he could be trying to find me. 477 00:26:54,701 --> 00:26:55,807 Right. 478 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:59,849 Um... 479 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,213 why don't you tell me what you need from the apartment? 480 00:27:02,216 --> 00:27:04,293 I'll just go get it. 481 00:27:04,294 --> 00:27:05,940 No, I can't let you do that. 482 00:27:05,943 --> 00:27:08,422 Look, nothing's gonna happen, all right? 483 00:27:08,423 --> 00:27:10,383 It's not a big deal. 484 00:27:10,384 --> 00:27:12,343 Look, y-you got a picture of him? 485 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:14,307 You know, if I see him hanging around your place, 486 00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:15,435 we'll go to the cops 487 00:27:15,438 --> 00:27:17,266 and get a restraining order or something. 488 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,687 Only photo I have is pretty old. 489 00:27:22,688 --> 00:27:24,189 Okay. 490 00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:30,846 Hey, they tell you where they paroled him to? 491 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:32,905 Some halfway house over on Seventh. 492 00:27:32,906 --> 00:27:34,451 Okay. 493 00:27:34,454 --> 00:27:36,846 I'll make a list of stuff that I need from the apartment. 494 00:27:36,849 --> 00:27:39,037 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cool. 495 00:27:49,881 --> 00:27:51,507 Hey. What are you doing? 496 00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:52,909 Googling St. Croix. 497 00:27:55,887 --> 00:27:57,930 - What's that? - Some island. 498 00:27:57,931 --> 00:27:59,515 I'm gonna go yachting there. 499 00:27:59,516 --> 00:28:01,216 Right. 500 00:28:01,219 --> 00:28:03,201 Hey, Google something for me, will ya? 501 00:28:03,204 --> 00:28:05,730 - Sure. - Google "do you need your toes?" 502 00:28:05,731 --> 00:28:08,412 Please. 503 00:28:11,513 --> 00:28:12,846 What do you plan to do with him? 504 00:28:12,849 --> 00:28:14,655 We'll find someplace for him. 505 00:28:14,656 --> 00:28:16,074 The father has a legal right to take his son. 506 00:28:16,076 --> 00:28:17,321 - Uh... - The kid's still a minor. 507 00:28:17,323 --> 00:28:19,256 Just 'cause it's legal doesn't make it right. 508 00:28:19,259 --> 00:28:20,963 Ian, I feel like part of my role here 509 00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,240 is to make sure you understand 510 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:24,040 the realities of what we're getting into. 511 00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:26,415 You... we are harboring 512 00:28:26,418 --> 00:28:28,043 a runaway 14-year-old. 513 00:28:28,046 --> 00:28:30,838 Legally, you have no standing as his protector or guardian. 514 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,101 Then who will protect him? 515 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:33,461 Are you saying we shouldn't be helping people 516 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,594 just 'cause it could be dangerous? 517 00:28:34,596 --> 00:28:37,051 'Cause if so, what the hell are we doing here? 518 00:28:37,054 --> 00:28:39,764 It's not your place... 519 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:41,182 Blake's old man is here. 520 00:28:41,183 --> 00:28:43,101 He wants to talk to you. 521 00:28:46,146 --> 00:28:49,398 You think we're horrible for trying to kidnap our own child. 522 00:28:49,399 --> 00:28:51,484 But we will do anything to save him. 523 00:28:51,485 --> 00:28:55,113 So please, give him back to us so we can get him help. 524 00:28:57,702 --> 00:28:59,450 We're not bigots. 525 00:28:59,451 --> 00:29:01,202 We love our son. 526 00:29:01,203 --> 00:29:03,454 We don't think Blake needs to be heterosexual 527 00:29:03,455 --> 00:29:05,039 to be a good person. 528 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,327 But he's living on the streets, he's using drugs, 529 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:09,706 and I know that he's... 530 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:11,879 prostituting himself. 531 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,295 He's out of control. 532 00:29:14,298 --> 00:29:16,133 We think... 533 00:29:16,134 --> 00:29:18,595 We believe he may be mentally ill. 534 00:29:22,881 --> 00:29:25,842 So you let them stay in your apartment? 535 00:29:25,845 --> 00:29:27,722 - Well, yeah. - You shouldn't have done that. 536 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:28,522 Why? 537 00:29:28,525 --> 00:29:30,729 Because that's an admission of responsibility. 538 00:29:30,732 --> 00:29:32,902 But I-I didn't do anything wrong. 539 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,577 Your contractor had no insurance. 540 00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:38,458 You only have a half a million in liability. 541 00:29:40,283 --> 00:29:42,527 S-so what's the worst case? 542 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,847 You lose in court 543 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:45,996 and your insurance pays out 500,000. 544 00:29:45,997 --> 00:29:49,166 That leaves you owing 5.5 million. 545 00:29:49,167 --> 00:29:51,752 Other assets? Well, you sell your building. 546 00:29:51,753 --> 00:29:53,671 You got about 50 grand in equity there. 547 00:29:53,672 --> 00:29:55,777 And, uh... and your family home is worth, 548 00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:59,176 um, I don't know, maybe 62? 549 00:29:59,177 --> 00:30:02,221 So that leaves you only owing this Rodney asshole 550 00:30:02,222 --> 00:30:05,433 $5,388,000... 551 00:30:05,434 --> 00:30:06,725 forever. 552 00:30:06,726 --> 00:30:08,477 The jury's gonna take one look at that man 553 00:30:08,478 --> 00:30:10,104 and his starving family 554 00:30:10,105 --> 00:30:12,222 and the slumlord bitch that ruined their lives 555 00:30:12,225 --> 00:30:14,400 by hiring an unlicensed contractor, 556 00:30:14,401 --> 00:30:16,987 and you're gonna be lucky if they don't put you in jail. 557 00:30:23,869 --> 00:30:25,411 He spoils me, 558 00:30:25,412 --> 00:30:26,787 but I deserve it. 559 00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:30,280 He likes his little penis rubbed, and honestly, 560 00:30:30,283 --> 00:30:32,418 all he really cares about are my feet. 561 00:30:32,419 --> 00:30:34,483 He can't stop buying me shoes. 562 00:30:34,486 --> 00:30:37,673 Such a simple man. 563 00:30:37,674 --> 00:30:39,800 Oh. Vera made this for me. 564 00:30:39,801 --> 00:30:41,303 Mazel tov. 565 00:30:42,304 --> 00:30:44,054 I must admit, 566 00:30:44,055 --> 00:30:46,348 the greater part of the joy I feel 567 00:30:46,349 --> 00:30:48,893 is knowing how devastated you must be. 568 00:30:48,894 --> 00:30:51,061 Humiliated. 569 00:30:51,062 --> 00:30:53,731 I had imagined you humbled like this 570 00:30:53,732 --> 00:30:55,900 so many times. 571 00:30:55,901 --> 00:30:59,069 I was worried it would be anticlimactic. 572 00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:01,489 - It's not. - Freelania... 573 00:31:03,408 --> 00:31:06,118 you have everything we have ever dreamed of. 574 00:31:06,119 --> 00:31:09,400 After all the tubs of hand lotion 575 00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:11,279 and stained sheets, 576 00:31:11,282 --> 00:31:13,792 thousands of Handi Wipes, 577 00:31:13,793 --> 00:31:16,212 I am truly humbled by your success, 578 00:31:16,213 --> 00:31:18,639 so I ask you to pity me and tell me how. 579 00:31:18,642 --> 00:31:20,853 How did you make this all happen? 580 00:31:20,856 --> 00:31:24,134 You mean how did these shoes happen? 581 00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:25,471 Yes. 582 00:31:25,474 --> 00:31:27,256 How did this Gaultier gown, 583 00:31:27,259 --> 00:31:29,434 which I have never worn, happen? 584 00:31:30,283 --> 00:31:31,728 Uh-huh. 585 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:45,045 I would give it to you now that it's soiled, but... 586 00:31:45,048 --> 00:31:46,909 you're too fat to fit into it, 587 00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:49,871 so I will throw it away instead. 588 00:31:52,249 --> 00:31:54,951 Svetlana Yevgenivna, 589 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,294 you were born a whore. 590 00:31:57,295 --> 00:31:59,255 You will die a whore. 591 00:32:01,967 --> 00:32:04,301 Mm. My caterer. 592 00:32:04,302 --> 00:32:06,303 Excuse me. 593 00:32:06,304 --> 00:32:07,842 Alain... 594 00:32:07,845 --> 00:32:09,726 Bonjour, mon amour. 595 00:32:12,435 --> 00:32:14,104 Ublyudok. 596 00:32:14,835 --> 00:32:16,722 Hello, hello. 597 00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:18,107 Hello, sweetie. 598 00:32:18,108 --> 00:32:20,651 Don't you look lovely... 599 00:32:20,652 --> 00:32:22,152 today? 600 00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:23,796 I'm headed for the club. 601 00:32:23,799 --> 00:32:25,757 Don't forget dinner at The Grill. 602 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,201 I wanna show off my beautiful bride-to-be. 603 00:32:29,202 --> 00:32:30,578 Hmm. 604 00:32:30,579 --> 00:32:31,620 Toodle-oo. 605 00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:36,069 I'm going up the chimney. 606 00:32:42,007 --> 00:32:44,174 I have investigated 607 00:32:44,175 --> 00:32:46,844 every possible retirement scenario, 608 00:32:46,845 --> 00:32:49,305 and they all lead to homelessness, 609 00:32:49,306 --> 00:32:50,931 hunger, 610 00:32:50,932 --> 00:32:52,933 despair, and decrepitude. 611 00:32:52,934 --> 00:32:55,644 How's that any different than how you live right now, Frank? 612 00:32:55,645 --> 00:32:57,472 It's as if we think 613 00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:01,108 the elderly are irrelevant, disposable. 614 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,818 My own children have said 615 00:33:02,819 --> 00:33:05,070 they won't care for me in old age. 616 00:33:05,071 --> 00:33:07,406 What does tell you about the decline 617 00:33:07,407 --> 00:33:09,168 of Western civilization? 618 00:33:09,171 --> 00:33:11,619 That you didn't raise any fools. 619 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:14,330 I believe that Alzheimer's 620 00:33:14,331 --> 00:33:18,542 is an evolutionary advantage that we've developed 621 00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:22,171 so we won't have to be aware of the depth of misery 622 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:24,341 we face in our dotage. 623 00:33:25,717 --> 00:33:26,918 And yet... 624 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,595 here I am... 625 00:33:29,596 --> 00:33:32,066 as loose as the day I was born. 626 00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:34,391 Retirement is for rich people. 627 00:33:34,392 --> 00:33:37,978 My old man was at GM for 40 years. 628 00:33:37,979 --> 00:33:39,730 Six months short of retirement, 629 00:33:39,731 --> 00:33:41,440 the pension fund went tits up. 630 00:33:41,441 --> 00:33:43,910 Forty years and dick to show for it. 631 00:33:43,913 --> 00:33:46,654 - But he got lucky. - How's that? 632 00:33:46,655 --> 00:33:48,272 Well, he died on the line. 633 00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:50,407 Keeled over into the stamping machine. 634 00:33:50,408 --> 00:33:53,285 Got pressed into a rear fender for a Buick Skylark. 635 00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:55,374 Never even stopped the line. 636 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,081 How's that lucky? 637 00:33:59,084 --> 00:34:01,085 Well, he didn't have to worry about retiring. 638 00:34:01,086 --> 00:34:02,962 Ah... 639 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,675 Fucking A, this one's to the workingman. 640 00:34:08,134 --> 00:34:10,302 Fucking A to the workingman. 641 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:24,316 Talked to your dad. 642 00:34:24,317 --> 00:34:26,110 Says you're using. 643 00:34:26,111 --> 00:34:28,897 Sometimes. 644 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,114 You're selling yourself? 645 00:34:32,784 --> 00:34:35,994 You can't be living on the street. 646 00:34:35,995 --> 00:34:37,663 It's dangerous. 647 00:34:37,664 --> 00:34:39,456 I can't go home. 648 00:34:39,457 --> 00:34:42,001 When I came out, they lost it. 649 00:34:43,811 --> 00:34:46,082 He says that they're okay with you being gay. 650 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,426 That's bullshit. 651 00:34:47,429 --> 00:34:49,341 They put me into therapy, 652 00:34:49,342 --> 00:34:50,804 three days a week. 653 00:34:50,807 --> 00:34:52,347 Started going to a church 654 00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:54,513 where this asshole was always talking about 655 00:34:54,514 --> 00:34:56,849 sodomy and God's will. 656 00:34:59,202 --> 00:35:01,264 They wanna lock me up with other kids 657 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,812 whose parents don't wanna deal with who their kids really are. 658 00:35:07,821 --> 00:35:10,410 He says your therapist thinks you may be mentally ill. 659 00:35:12,699 --> 00:35:14,825 They put me on these drugs, 660 00:35:14,826 --> 00:35:16,191 knocked me on my ass. 661 00:35:16,194 --> 00:35:17,995 I couldn't even get out of bed. 662 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,668 I couldn't get an erection. 663 00:35:24,669 --> 00:35:26,332 That's what they really want, 664 00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:29,702 so that I can't have sex with another boy, you know? 665 00:35:29,705 --> 00:35:31,008 Ever. 666 00:35:36,181 --> 00:35:37,806 Well... 667 00:35:37,807 --> 00:35:39,600 you can't stay here. 668 00:35:39,601 --> 00:35:41,668 We have to find someplace 669 00:35:41,671 --> 00:35:44,313 where you can be safe, where you can be yourself. 670 00:35:44,314 --> 00:35:46,023 So you'll help me? 671 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,319 This is it, first group home. 672 00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:57,117 John McKimmey chased me around the basement 673 00:35:57,118 --> 00:35:59,162 with a hatchet on his birthday. 674 00:36:01,454 --> 00:36:03,622 Carl? 675 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:05,876 Benson? Hey, man. 676 00:36:05,877 --> 00:36:07,211 Hey. 677 00:36:07,212 --> 00:36:09,088 This is my wife, Kassidi. This is Benson. 678 00:36:09,089 --> 00:36:11,423 - We used to live here together. - Well, I still do. 679 00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:12,913 Oh, no shit. 680 00:36:12,916 --> 00:36:14,988 Yeah, nobody ever claimed me. 681 00:36:14,991 --> 00:36:17,137 Oh, wow, I'm sorry, man. 682 00:36:17,138 --> 00:36:18,597 How long have you lived here for? 683 00:36:18,598 --> 00:36:19,876 My whole life. 684 00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:21,850 My mom left me in a dumpster behind the Save-A-Lot 685 00:36:21,851 --> 00:36:23,181 when I was a baby. 686 00:36:24,687 --> 00:36:27,194 Heard you were in the army or some shit. 687 00:36:27,197 --> 00:36:29,233 Yeah, I'm a cadet corporal 688 00:36:29,234 --> 00:36:31,108 over at Millberry Military Academy. 689 00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:32,986 That's dope. Wow. 690 00:36:32,987 --> 00:36:34,280 What are you doing back here? 691 00:36:36,189 --> 00:36:38,158 I came home for the summer. 692 00:36:38,159 --> 00:36:39,743 I go back in a week. 693 00:36:39,744 --> 00:36:41,662 Man, you got it all figured out. 694 00:36:41,663 --> 00:36:43,789 Well, I gotta get back before they put lunch away. 695 00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:45,165 Snackables today. 696 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,084 I love those little cheese wedges. 697 00:36:47,085 --> 00:36:48,293 - Well, later. - All right. 698 00:36:48,294 --> 00:36:51,130 Hey, baby, wait! 699 00:36:51,131 --> 00:36:53,303 - Kassidi! - I'm sick of all your shit! 700 00:36:53,306 --> 00:36:54,968 Kassidi, wait up! 701 00:37:02,267 --> 00:37:04,017 Frank, can I please go yachting 702 00:37:04,018 --> 00:37:05,936 in the Caribbean with Dylan's family? 703 00:37:05,937 --> 00:37:07,080 Son... 704 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:10,274 now is not the time to badger your father. 705 00:37:10,275 --> 00:37:11,984 I'm a little preoccupied with 706 00:37:11,985 --> 00:37:14,403 coming up with several hundred thousand dollars 707 00:37:14,404 --> 00:37:16,280 so that my retirement 708 00:37:16,281 --> 00:37:18,449 can have a modicum of... 709 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:21,286 Yachting? 710 00:37:24,556 --> 00:37:27,875 I've always wanted to ride a Jet Ski. 711 00:37:27,876 --> 00:37:29,837 Dylan said I could use the yellow one. 712 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:30,944 Did he? 713 00:37:30,947 --> 00:37:32,796 Well, look at that. 714 00:37:32,797 --> 00:37:36,045 You know, the Caribbean's far from here, 715 00:37:36,048 --> 00:37:38,952 past Florida, way down there. 716 00:37:38,955 --> 00:37:40,762 They have their own jet, 717 00:37:40,763 --> 00:37:43,557 so we can fly there and then yacht around. 718 00:37:43,558 --> 00:37:46,226 Wow, that's impressive. 719 00:37:46,227 --> 00:37:47,811 What does Dylan's father do 720 00:37:47,812 --> 00:37:50,103 that he has a yacht and a private plane? 721 00:37:50,106 --> 00:37:52,366 Finance. Dylan said I could do it someday 722 00:37:52,369 --> 00:37:54,693 because I'm good at math. 723 00:37:54,694 --> 00:37:57,112 So you'd be gone, what, 724 00:37:57,113 --> 00:37:59,657 - a couple weeks? - Yeah. Can I go? 725 00:38:00,992 --> 00:38:02,618 Yes, well... 726 00:38:02,619 --> 00:38:04,702 uh, fun or no fun, I am your father, 727 00:38:04,705 --> 00:38:06,997 and I am responsible for your safety. 728 00:38:06,998 --> 00:38:08,665 I gotta meet his parents 729 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:10,876 before I'm going to give my permission. 730 00:38:10,877 --> 00:38:13,741 I'm not just gonna turn you over to a stranger. 731 00:38:13,744 --> 00:38:16,089 I mean, he could be a... 732 00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:17,758 drug lord... 733 00:38:17,759 --> 00:38:19,030 or a congressman. 734 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,887 I'll text him right now. 735 00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:27,851 Kassidi, don't! 736 00:38:27,852 --> 00:38:29,947 Kassidi, I love you! Come on! 737 00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:31,519 Just forget about it, Carl! 738 00:38:31,522 --> 00:38:34,024 Forget about me. Forget about us. 739 00:38:34,025 --> 00:38:36,652 I'm going home. We'll just... we'll get a divorce. 740 00:38:36,653 --> 00:38:39,738 I mean, what do you care? You're leaving me anyway. 741 00:38:39,739 --> 00:38:42,525 Leave or die, fucker! Come on! 742 00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,751 I thought you would be okay with me 743 00:38:44,754 --> 00:38:46,701 going back to school now 'cause we're married! 744 00:38:46,704 --> 00:38:49,206 I will never be okay with being away from you, bae! 745 00:38:49,209 --> 00:38:50,420 Never! 746 00:38:50,423 --> 00:38:52,869 Okay. 747 00:38:52,978 --> 00:38:54,544 Okay. 748 00:38:54,545 --> 00:38:56,064 I won't go. 749 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:58,514 I won't ever go back to school. I'll stay here with you. 750 00:39:00,593 --> 00:39:03,702 No one is ever gonna love you as hard as I do, Carl Gallagher. 751 00:39:03,705 --> 00:39:05,611 Remember that. 752 00:39:05,614 --> 00:39:06,890 No one. 753 00:39:06,891 --> 00:39:11,395 I love you! I love you! I love you! 754 00:39:11,396 --> 00:39:13,730 Frank, listen, I get it. 755 00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,315 I was raised in Camden. 756 00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:16,733 My old man taught junior high. 757 00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:19,126 We ate SpaghettiOs out of a can. 758 00:39:19,129 --> 00:39:21,822 Only way to eat SpaghettiOs! 759 00:39:21,823 --> 00:39:24,908 I didn't have a TV in my room until I was 12. 760 00:39:24,909 --> 00:39:28,194 So when Dylan told me he wanted to invite 761 00:39:28,197 --> 00:39:30,413 one of the less fortunate kids from school, 762 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,681 I told Carrie, "Hey, why not?" 763 00:39:32,684 --> 00:39:35,592 You'd be a great role model for him, Andrew. 764 00:39:35,595 --> 00:39:37,189 Well, thanks, Frank. 765 00:39:37,192 --> 00:39:39,272 And I'm sure you're a terrific dad. 766 00:39:39,275 --> 00:39:41,842 Well... 767 00:39:41,843 --> 00:39:44,033 Honestly, I'm surprised you wanted to meet. 768 00:39:44,036 --> 00:39:45,523 Most of these parents, they would've just 769 00:39:45,525 --> 00:39:47,431 shipped their kid off without a phone call. 770 00:39:47,432 --> 00:39:49,933 Doesn't sound very responsible, 771 00:39:49,934 --> 00:39:51,643 if you ask me. 772 00:39:51,644 --> 00:39:53,830 That's a nice sword. 773 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:56,287 Harumaki, early Edo. 774 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,151 Paid nearly half a million for that outfit. 775 00:39:59,152 --> 00:40:01,445 Those Samurai, 776 00:40:01,446 --> 00:40:03,155 tiny dudes. 777 00:40:03,156 --> 00:40:05,741 That helmet? Couldn't even fit on my dick. 778 00:40:07,869 --> 00:40:13,040 Andrew, I-I truly appreciate your generosity. 779 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:15,125 Well, Frank, being poor isn't a sin. 780 00:40:15,126 --> 00:40:16,793 It just sucks, am I right? 781 00:40:16,794 --> 00:40:19,755 Suck it does. 782 00:40:19,756 --> 00:40:23,175 That's a pretty cool cowboy. 783 00:40:23,176 --> 00:40:24,902 Looks so real. 784 00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:26,530 Remington. 785 00:40:26,533 --> 00:40:29,348 That son of a bitch ran me a million and a half. 786 00:40:29,349 --> 00:40:31,308 Stop. 787 00:40:31,309 --> 00:40:33,269 But you know what? Worth it. 788 00:40:34,643 --> 00:40:36,895 That bastard's running all out. 789 00:40:36,898 --> 00:40:38,315 I like it. 790 00:40:38,316 --> 00:40:40,525 I like to think of myself that way. 791 00:40:40,528 --> 00:40:43,467 Instead of a pony, I ride the market, balls out. 792 00:40:43,470 --> 00:40:45,998 - Nobody's gonna give it to ya. - No, they will not. 793 00:40:46,001 --> 00:40:48,700 You gotta reach out and take it. 794 00:40:48,701 --> 00:40:51,120 No truer words were ever spoken. 795 00:40:52,705 --> 00:40:54,248 Yippee-ki-yay. 796 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,835 You're doing the right thing trying to suggest a compromise. 797 00:40:58,836 --> 00:41:01,171 It's gonna be my final offer, I swear to God. 798 00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:03,006 You could pump just enough carbon monoxide 799 00:41:03,007 --> 00:41:04,841 into the apartment to give 'em all brain damage. 800 00:41:04,842 --> 00:41:06,453 What'll you do if they don't go for it? 801 00:41:06,455 --> 00:41:08,512 I'll settle it, with a shotgun. 802 00:41:08,513 --> 00:41:09,811 You don't wanna act in anger. 803 00:41:09,814 --> 00:41:11,088 'Cause if you gas 'em just right, 804 00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:12,448 then they'd all wander around like zombies 805 00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,309 and probably never even remember to go to court. 806 00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:16,978 - Not helpful. - Christ, you're boring. 807 00:41:16,979 --> 00:41:18,892 I hope our kid isn't as boring as you. 808 00:41:22,193 --> 00:41:23,694 Hi. 809 00:41:25,431 --> 00:41:27,990 Trina, let's talk. 810 00:41:31,369 --> 00:41:32,944 - Really? - Easy. 811 00:41:32,947 --> 00:41:35,080 Don't let her get under your skin. 812 00:41:35,081 --> 00:41:37,362 Come on, let's handle this like adults. 813 00:41:37,365 --> 00:41:38,991 Drop the suit, 814 00:41:38,994 --> 00:41:41,049 and you can live here rent-free for a year. 815 00:41:41,052 --> 00:41:43,171 I'll even pay your hospital expenses. 816 00:41:43,172 --> 00:41:45,874 That way, Rodney will have time to get back on his feet 817 00:41:45,877 --> 00:41:47,008 and get a job. 818 00:41:47,009 --> 00:41:49,302 That's fair, right? That's more than fair. 819 00:41:49,303 --> 00:41:51,930 I haven't done anything wrong. 820 00:41:51,931 --> 00:41:54,058 I'll even buy you groceries. 821 00:41:55,815 --> 00:41:57,525 Hey. 822 00:42:00,231 --> 00:42:02,232 Down! 823 00:42:02,233 --> 00:42:03,468 Rusty? 824 00:42:03,471 --> 00:42:05,781 Hey! Fuck all of you! 825 00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:07,904 Give me my goddamn dog! 826 00:42:07,905 --> 00:42:09,239 Rusty! 827 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,651 They are going down. 828 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,322 Fuck! 829 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:37,627 Hey, what's going on, man? 830 00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:39,102 - Hey. Hey, man. - Can I help you? 831 00:42:39,103 --> 00:42:41,104 Yeah, you, uh... you got a square? 832 00:42:41,105 --> 00:42:42,481 - Yeah. - Oh, thanks. 833 00:42:42,482 --> 00:42:43,857 Mm-hmm. 834 00:42:43,858 --> 00:42:46,067 Oh, perfect. 835 00:42:46,068 --> 00:42:47,570 A light? 836 00:42:49,405 --> 00:42:50,947 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 837 00:42:50,948 --> 00:42:53,825 Hey, you, um... 838 00:42:53,826 --> 00:42:55,786 you're Norman, right? 839 00:42:57,455 --> 00:42:58,455 Do I know you? 840 00:42:58,456 --> 00:43:00,851 No, I'm a friend of the family. 841 00:43:00,854 --> 00:43:02,668 Fuck off. 842 00:43:04,401 --> 00:43:07,130 Hey, um... 843 00:43:07,131 --> 00:43:10,218 but is it... is it true that you like to beat women? 844 00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:16,306 You know, 'cause where I'm from, 845 00:43:16,307 --> 00:43:17,877 guys that beat woman, 846 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,593 well, they're bitches, right, 847 00:43:19,596 --> 00:43:21,304 so I guess what I'm asking is, 848 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,813 I mean, is that true? 849 00:43:23,814 --> 00:43:25,479 Are you a little bitch? 850 00:43:27,528 --> 00:43:29,781 No, I mean, are you a little bitch woman beater... 851 00:43:38,412 --> 00:43:40,747 Fucking kill you, you motherfucker! 852 00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:42,749 Ah! 853 00:43:44,104 --> 00:43:46,503 You're a dead man, motherfucker! 854 00:43:46,504 --> 00:43:47,776 Let go! 855 00:43:47,779 --> 00:43:49,471 You're fucking dead! 856 00:43:49,474 --> 00:43:51,841 I'll fucking kill you, you motherfucker! You hear me? 857 00:43:51,842 --> 00:43:53,969 You're a dead man, motherfucker! 858 00:43:53,970 --> 00:43:55,679 A fucking dead man! 859 00:44:17,846 --> 00:44:20,314 - How'd we do? - He swung first. 860 00:44:20,317 --> 00:44:21,698 Oh, yeah? Let me see. 861 00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:27,587 All right. That's excellent. That's excellent, all right? 862 00:44:33,050 --> 00:44:35,428 Uh, yeah, I'd like to report an assault. 863 00:44:36,762 --> 00:44:39,306 You hear that? 864 00:44:39,307 --> 00:44:42,017 Drop the lawsuit, I'll let you out. 865 00:44:42,018 --> 00:44:45,186 Or starve. Your choice. 866 00:44:45,187 --> 00:44:47,835 I feel like I'm finally getting to know the real Fiona. 867 00:44:52,903 --> 00:44:54,279 Foghat? 868 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,822 It's a classic. 869 00:44:55,823 --> 00:44:58,726 It was either this or "Yellow Brick Road." 870 00:45:04,749 --> 00:45:06,958 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 871 00:45:06,959 --> 00:45:08,209 Here. 872 00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:10,503 I've never been an accomplice before. 873 00:45:10,504 --> 00:45:13,757 Enjoy the shit-filled toilets, you fuckers! 874 00:45:45,790 --> 00:45:49,835 Mom, that lady's stealing Sparkles! 875 00:45:53,079 --> 00:45:55,188 Take him! 876 00:45:55,191 --> 00:45:57,467 - Take him! - I gotcha. 877 00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:03,890 Ha-ha-ha! Is this fun or what? 878 00:46:03,891 --> 00:46:05,350 Ha-ha! 879 00:46:51,130 --> 00:46:52,647 Whoa. 880 00:46:52,648 --> 00:46:54,941 Okay, just how we practiced. 881 00:46:54,942 --> 00:46:57,235 Start with the little one. Cut at the joint. 882 00:46:57,236 --> 00:47:01,197 Once you start, do not stop until you cut off all three. 883 00:47:01,198 --> 00:47:02,907 Go wash your hands again. 884 00:47:10,332 --> 00:47:12,255 Ugh. 885 00:47:13,878 --> 00:47:15,628 Ugh. 886 00:47:17,381 --> 00:47:18,580 Okay. 887 00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:20,590 If I pass out, keep going. 888 00:47:20,593 --> 00:47:23,387 Do not forget to call 911. 889 00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:25,314 Ow! Fuck! 890 00:47:25,317 --> 00:47:26,723 Ugh! 891 00:47:26,726 --> 00:47:28,268 Mm! 892 00:47:28,271 --> 00:47:30,308 Okay. Let's do this. 893 00:47:39,856 --> 00:47:41,070 Do it! 894 00:47:46,811 --> 00:47:48,437 Shit! 895 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,205 Liam! 896 00:47:58,589 --> 00:48:00,156 Oh, fuck me. 897 00:48:03,594 --> 00:48:05,261 Liam! 898 00:48:05,262 --> 00:48:07,597 I had a wonderful visit 899 00:48:07,598 --> 00:48:09,349 with Dylan's father. 900 00:49:24,597 --> 00:49:26,342 Smells like steak. 901 00:49:55,671 --> 00:49:57,015 They're back. 902 00:49:59,543 --> 00:50:01,670 They're never gonna give up. 903 00:50:04,548 --> 00:50:06,342 Get the kid. 904 00:50:14,058 --> 00:50:15,601 Hey. 905 00:50:16,936 --> 00:50:19,103 What? What is it? 906 00:50:19,104 --> 00:50:21,689 What? Mm. 907 00:50:21,690 --> 00:50:23,942 - He's back in jail. - What? 908 00:50:23,943 --> 00:50:26,653 He got into a fight. They revoked his probation. 909 00:50:26,654 --> 00:50:28,238 Wow. 910 00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:33,715 What's that? 911 00:50:33,718 --> 00:50:36,137 Uh, it's, uh, nothing. 912 00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:38,957 A wrench slipped at work. 913 00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:40,960 Oh, baby... 914 00:50:42,484 --> 00:50:44,420 A wrench, huh? 915 00:50:44,421 --> 00:50:46,130 Yeah, a wrench. 916 00:51:10,726 --> 00:51:14,492 Jesus, it looks like somebody sawed them off with a hacksaw. 917 00:51:14,493 --> 00:51:15,968 Work accident. 918 00:51:15,971 --> 00:51:18,492 A pipe fell down and cut 'em right off. 919 00:51:18,495 --> 00:51:19,955 Did the pipe cauterize them too? 920 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:23,960 Could you please just stitch 'em up for me? 921 00:51:23,961 --> 00:51:26,338 I got welding school next week. 922 00:51:49,851 --> 00:51:52,363 Son, please. 923 00:51:52,364 --> 00:51:54,699 Blake, I'm only trying to help you. 924 00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:56,868 I love you, son. 925 00:51:56,869 --> 00:51:58,745 I'm-I'm doing this for your own good. 926 00:51:58,746 --> 00:52:00,830 My God's a faggot! 927 00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:04,167 My God's a dyke. 928 00:52:04,168 --> 00:52:06,294 My God is trans, 929 00:52:06,295 --> 00:52:09,093 a junkie, a whore! 930 00:52:16,388 --> 00:52:18,389 We will not be victims. 931 00:52:30,485 --> 00:52:34,501 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 932 00:52:43,123 --> 00:52:44,247 Jesus. 933 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:46,000 What do you got in there, a dead body? 934 00:52:46,001 --> 00:52:48,127 I do not believe she's dead yet.