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- Hi!
- Hi, guys.

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Lark made a new friend at the park.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, he's 43,

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his name is Larry,

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and I had to tell him to leave us alone.

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Oh, Larry's harmless; he just likes

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to be pushed on the big swing is all.

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Yeah, but don't tell him to pump.

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- Then something changes.
- Yeah.

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Hey, do you think you
could stay late tonight

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so we could have a date night?

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I would love to, but
I'm supposed to play

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in a Funeral Goose gig tonight.

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We're rehearsing

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for our upcoming live album,

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Funeral Goose Unplucked.

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Well, yeah, that sounds
more fun than babysitting

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- or sitting in the audience.
- Yeah.

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Honestly, like, I
wish that I could quit,

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but I cannot break up with Tyler

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- both romantically and musically.
- Uh-huh.

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So, the thing where you split up
but you're still living together

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and talking every day isn't working out?

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- Yeah. That is surprising.
- It's a pickle.

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I just can't stand the thought
of seeing him hurt is all.

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Well, you know, you don't have to.

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The trick to a breakup

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is to blindside him in a public place

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so that he can't make a scene.

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I once broke up with someone

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on the JumboTron at Dodger Stadium.

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Yeah. It's true.

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But we got back together
pretty quick after that.

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Yeah, we did.

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Jen, I wish you could just do it for me.

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No, no. I don't think I
can. I mean, he's my nephew.

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Look, it would hurt so
much less if you did it.

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Well, you're probably right,
and I am very good at it.

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Yeah, I've gotten Greg out
of, like, five gym memberships.

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Yeah, her secret is that
she's never been dumped,

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so she's not hindered by empathy.

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Yeah, well, I don't want to brag.

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I feel nothing.

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Aunt Jen,

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thank you so much for
representing the family.

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Uh, sit anywhere.

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I'd stay away from that one, though.

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We tend to spit a lot.

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I'm actually not staying. Listen, Tyler,

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we have to have a conversation
that's going to be difficult.

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For you.

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Oh, no. You're in love
with my dad, aren't you?

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He told me that this day would come.

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Nope. No.

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Uh, listen,

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Clementine values the time

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that you've spent together,

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but now it is time for you to part ways.

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So she's quitting the band.

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What? This doesn't make any sense.

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Yeah, any closure you need,

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you will find on your
own personal journey.

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Now, if you excuse me,

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I'm going to circle back
to your parents' house

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and have a quick chat with your dad.

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Wait, but what about our gig?

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I mean, there's a
hundred bucks on the line.

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- They're paying you $100?
- No.

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We paid them a hundred bucks.

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Yeah. No, that checks out.

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All right, I'm sorry. I can't help you.

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Wait, weren't you in a band in college?

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I was. Yeah.

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Yeah. So, I mean...

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It was a Wiccan... a Wiccan
band called Bitch Hazel.

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Sadly, the band died
with my friend Katie.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh, no, no, no. It's okay.

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She just got an internship
at Banana Republic.

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- Ah.
- And then she couldn't fold,

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so they fired her.

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It was a real tragedy.

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And then she actually died.

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Okay. Well, Aunt Jen,

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- you got to help me out.
- Mm...

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- Please.
- Hmm.

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Ugh. Fine.

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All right.

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Thank you so much.

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? I come home ?

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? In the morning light ?

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? My mother says ?

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? "When you gonna live
your life right?" ?

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? Oh, Mother dear, we're
not the fortunate ones ?

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? And girls, they wanna have fun ?

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? Oh, girls just wanna have fun ?

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? The phone rings in
the middle of the night ?

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? My father yells ?

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? "What you gonna
do with your life?" ?

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? Oh, Daddy dear, you know
you're still number one ?

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? And girls, they wanna have fun ?

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? Oh, girls just wanna have ?

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? They just wanna, they just wanna ?

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? They just wanna ?

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? They just wanna, they just wanna ?

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? They just wanna ?

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? Oh, girls just wanna have fun. ?

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Thank you.

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Ooh!

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That was the best date night ever.

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Aw, but I wasn't even there.

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Yeah, but you saw that
video I sent you, right?

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- Yeah.
- It was on fuego.

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You have to come to the next show.

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I already paid for it.

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I'm proud of you, babe. I'm proud of us.

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You were rocking out while I stayed here

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taking care of our kid.

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Yeah! Where is Lark?

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Is she not here?

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Lark!

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Okay, so I'm thinking

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that maybe we start with, like,
an ironic Britney Spears cover.

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And then once the audience

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is in on the joke, we can kind of...

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Take a break for a little
Funeral Goose chatter.

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Mm-hmm.

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W-We just like to warm up
the audience a little bit.

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I have this great thing where

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I ask people if they're
from out of town.

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Yeah, no, that does sound original.

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But I was thinking maybe after we do

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"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,"

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because people who
were at the last show,

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I think, are gonna be waiting for it.

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You just don't want to
disappoint the audience...

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Wait, you think that
people are gonna come back?

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Oh, yeah. I blasted the ish out of this

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all over my social media.

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Well, in our experience,

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telling people where we're going to play

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usually leads to people
not going to those places.

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Okay, well, I'm the oldest,

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so what I say goes. Okay.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Are you ready to rock?

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Four hours past your bedtime?

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Whoa.

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What? Did we get a new roadie?

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Aunt Jen, this conversation
is going to be difficult.

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For you.

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You're out of the band.

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What?

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You know, I really value the
time that we spent together,

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but FuGu doesn't want to cover songs.

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We want to uncover songs. Without you.

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I cannot believe that you
are doing this in front of...

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Oh!

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You're doing this

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so that I don't make a scene!

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Aunt Jen, please stop
yelling. We're just children.

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Bitch Hazel would have
never treated me this way.

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And we practiced witchcraft!

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I couldn't find my cauldron,
so I'm using this slow cooker.

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Well, how long is it gonna be?

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I wanted to use that to start a chili.

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It's a slow cooker, Greg.

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I mean, I really did
not see this coming.

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Honestly, being on this
side of the breakup is awful.

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Is there anything I
can do for you, sweetie?

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Yes, actually. In fact, you can.

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I need a lock of Tyler's hair

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and also a gecko's tongue.

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And if that's too hard to find,
really just anybody's tongue.

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No, stop!

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You can't say that.

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Hi, Mom. Hi.

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Hello, dear.

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I'm Heather. I'm Joan's daughter.

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I'm Donna. And who's Joan?

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Oh.

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Oh, you mean JoJo.

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- Oh.
- Oh!

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She calls me JoJo.

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I call her DoDo.

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Yeah.

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- DoDo and I go to college together.
- Oh!

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We're in the same writing class.

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- Oh.
- Oh, ask her

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about her short story on drunk lunches.

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Oh, stop it!

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You're the one who bought the booze.

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I put it in a hairspray bottle.

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Oh.

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It said, "Firm hold."

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Loosened me up right away.
It was a real panty dropper.

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So funny.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Look at this.

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This is some female bonding.

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You know what we have?

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Three generations of
women right in this room.

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How lucky are we?

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Oh, we are so lucky.

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DoDo and I went on a refugee website

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- on the Internet.
- Mm-hmm.

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I made a donation in your name.

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You know, I could have
made a donation myself,

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had I known about it.

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I was literally collecting
money for that last week,

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and you told me to go to hell.

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Okay, you know what I said?
I said, "Mommy's busy." Busy.

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It means the same thing.

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Ooh! Oh, new lipstick!

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Yeah, DoDo picked it out
for me. It's called, uh,

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- Pink Orgasm?
- Oh, Mom!

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Maybe you're a little mature
to be wearing Pink Orgasm.

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DoDo says it's on fleck.

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- Whatever that means.
- No one knows.

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That's what makes it so on fleek.

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Oh, fleek.

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It's on fleek.

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Wha-What are you
doing? Where you going?

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I'm meeting DoDo at a coffee shop

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in an old laxative factory.

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Ooh! That sounds so fun!

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She knows all the hot
places 'cause she's divorced.

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Oh. Wow. I love coffee.

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I can just, you know,

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brew some here for myself.

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Would you like to join us?

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No. That's...

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Okay. Bye. Love you.

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DoDo. More like DumDum.

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Nailed it.

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Have you got any sweetener?

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Uh... Oh.

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Ah, you are so funny!

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Hello there.

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Oh, Mom. Hi. Sorry, I
didn't see you come in.

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My eyes are so teary 'cause
I was just laughing so hard.

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This is my friend June.

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How do you two know each other?

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Well, I was just walking
by, and she told me I could

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pick through her stuff before
she took it to the Goodwill.

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You are so funny, JuJu!

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Oh, I call her JuJu, she calls me HeHe.

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Is that a crack at my religion?

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Because Silverstein was
only my married name.

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Oh, yeah. And divorced. How many times?

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Uh, four times, but always
looking for number five.

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That's an inside joke that we...

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Where's your bathroom?

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I got another inside joke
that needs to get out.

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Oh, it's just right there, uh,
first door on the left. Okay.

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- Miss you.
- Uh-huh.

260
00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,116
Honey, don't do this.

261
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,285
You don't have to be jealous of DoDo.

262
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,420
Wha... What? Jealous of what?

263
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,022
That you're just running around

264
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,124
with some woman that's half your age?

265
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,193
Honey, she's just a friend.

266
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,495
There's no one that can touch the love

267
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,564
I have for my only daughter.

268
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,911
Honey, you don't have to keep
pretending with this woman.

269
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,669
I am not pretending!

270
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,170
No, I love her.

271
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,839
She is a joy to be around.

272
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:12,043
You got a sanitary
setting on your washer?

273
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:15,580
Uh, it's not what you
think. It's for your towels.

274
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,815
Oh, no. No, that-that's what I thought.

275
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,218
Yeah. See how we get each other?

276
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,986
You know what we're
gonna do today, JuJu?

277
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:25,356
You and I are gonna spend
the entire day together.

278
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,596
- Oh, good!
- Yeah.

279
00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:28,526
Because my doctor has news for me,

280
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,262
and he says it's best
if I don't hear it alone.

281
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,231
Fun! Yeah.

282
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,032
Okay, I'm gonna just get my keys.

283
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:38,469
No, I'm driving... while
I still have this foot.

284
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,171
You!

285
00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:43,407
Okay, Mom, now it is
your turn to be jealous,

286
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,009
because JuJu and I

287
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:49,213
are going to have a long
and wonderful friendship.

288
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,550
What can I say about June?

289
00:10:53,438 --> 00:10:57,555
Webster's dictionary defines "June"

290
00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,858
as the sixth month of the year.

291
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:04,662
I describe her as... I don't know.

292
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,697
I mean, well, I-I really don't know.

293
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,767
You know what? Why don't we
all just shout some things out?

294
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,570
June is...? Was...? Sorry.

295
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,479
- My mother.
- Okay, then why aren't you up here?

296
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,180
_

297
00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,228
So, what are you guys doing today?

298
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:21,484
Oh, I have to go buy a new dress

299
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,534
- for Tim's charity gala next week.
- Charity gala?

300
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,726
I want to go. I don't
even care what it's for.

301
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,161
I mean, I'll pretend to care
as long as there's an open bar.

302
00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:31,030
It's called "Vaccine But Not Heard."

303
00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:32,598
We sneak vaccines into places

304
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,231
that are anti-medication,
like Darfur or Syria.

305
00:11:36,256 --> 00:11:37,336
Brooklyn.

306
00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:39,793
I-I'd like to donate another painting

307
00:11:39,818 --> 00:11:42,828
- for the silent auction like
I did last year. - Mm. Oh.

308
00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:45,263
Hmm. Yeah. You know, I don't think

309
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,255
they're gonna do the
silent auction this year.

310
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,472
Apparently, it's insensitive
to the deaf community, so...

311
00:11:49,497 --> 00:11:51,440
What are you talking about? Of
course there's a silent auction.

312
00:11:51,465 --> 00:11:52,260
No.

313
00:11:52,262 --> 00:11:55,112
That's why you had me forge
Ryan Seacrest's autograph

314
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:57,031
on that picture, so we could donate it.

315
00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,901
Yeah, you should come.

316
00:11:59,903 --> 00:12:01,636
You know, just... You know what?

317
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:05,372
Come and support the charity
without donating a painting.

318
00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:07,006
Problem solved.

319
00:12:07,031 --> 00:12:09,331
- What problem?
- Um...

320
00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:12,814
Oh, damn it!

321
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,583
Colleen, why don't you
come help me find the broom?

322
00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:18,753
Well, why... why do you need
me to help you find a broom?

323
00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:20,671
You're the one who's always saying

324
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,858
- we should spend more time together.
- I never said that.

325
00:12:22,883 --> 00:12:25,827
What?! It's gonna be awesome.
Be with me for a minute.

326
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,962
You cannot let Matt donate
another painting this year.

327
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,297
No one's gonna bid on it.

328
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:32,133
Well, he sold one last year
to an anonymous art collector.

329
00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:34,701
That was me! Yeah,
nobody was gonna buy it,

330
00:12:34,726 --> 00:12:36,633
so I bought it to spare his feelings.

331
00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:37,549
It's...

332
00:12:37,574 --> 00:12:40,179
It's not his fault nobody gets his art.

333
00:12:40,204 --> 00:12:43,480
Matt is just cooler than
all of us, all right?

334
00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:45,672
And he wears those shirts
that are size medium

335
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,682
with all the worn-out holes
in all the right places.

336
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,317
Yeah, we have a moth problem.

337
00:12:49,319 --> 00:12:51,514
I am not gonna be the
one to clip his wings.

338
00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:55,405
Matt needs to soar for all of
us who can't get off the ground.

339
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:56,763
Tim, don't worry.

340
00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:58,226
His art is gonna sell this year.

341
00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:00,361
He's making a real name for himself.

342
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,767
So, the whole painting
is just Matt's signature.

343
00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:07,935
Man, that is cool.

344
00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:10,629
It's all about art already
existing in the world.

345
00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:12,440
You just have to put your name on it.

346
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,182
It's so... big.

347
00:13:15,207 --> 00:13:17,879
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

348
00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:19,816
Hey, no one's bid on that yet.

349
00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:22,299
Man, that's weird.

350
00:13:22,324 --> 00:13:23,466
Mm-hmm.

351
00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:27,701
Ah, I'm sure people are
just measuring their trunks.

352
00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:36,829
Tim. I am the highest bidder
on a year of SoulCycle classes.

353
00:13:36,854 --> 00:13:39,434
All I had to do was tell
people that I got wicked crabs

354
00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:41,769
from the bicycle seats,
and now no one wants it.

355
00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:43,199
Hey, we need to get Matt out of here.

356
00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:45,339
No one's bidding on his
painting, just like I feared.

357
00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:48,377
Be patient. It may have only
taken him, like, 15 minutes

358
00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:51,345
to paint it, but it takes a
lot longer to appreciate it.

359
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:53,014
Please, just take Matt home.

360
00:13:53,016 --> 00:13:56,456
No way! He's spreading
the word about my crabs.

361
00:13:56,481 --> 00:13:57,705
And so should you.

362
00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:59,329
Excuse me.

363
00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:08,153
I see you like, uh,
baskets of bath salts.

364
00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:12,406
Well, then it stands to reason
you would also love giant art.

365
00:14:12,431 --> 00:14:15,000
Huh? Need a new roof for your shed?

366
00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:17,939
Or maybe you got a hallway
you want to keep secret?

367
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,667
Hey, Tim.

368
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,142
Hey, man, nobody's bid on that thing.

369
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:22,777
I mean, that's my signature piece.

370
00:14:22,802 --> 00:14:24,417
I wouldn't worry about it.

371
00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:26,581
Look, I'm-I'm not scared
or anything, you know?

372
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,015
I mean, my piece sold last year,

373
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,617
and that was tiny in comparison.

374
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,918
- Right? Right?
- Mm.

375
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,368
Shucks.

376
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,325
I got to pick that up.

377
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,950
I need a broom.

378
00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:38,530
Hey. Heather. Heather.

379
00:14:38,555 --> 00:14:40,021
- Yeah.
- I need our auction stickers.

380
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:40,796
It's about to close,

381
00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:42,504
and I need to bid on Matt's painting.

382
00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:43,931
Oh, I just used our last sticker.

383
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,900
- What? No! I need that.
- No, no, no, no, no! Wait!

384
00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:48,192
- What am I gonna do?
- We get to get our picture

385
00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:49,122
taken with a giraffe.

386
00:14:49,147 --> 00:14:50,232
I even did a little extra

387
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,193
so we can touch his tongue.

388
00:14:55,913 --> 00:14:57,945
Listen, buddy, I need to tell you...

389
00:14:57,947 --> 00:14:59,213
Tim, it sold.

390
00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:00,942
What?

391
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,416
Oh, yes!

392
00:15:02,441 --> 00:15:04,537
Problem solved!

393
00:15:04,562 --> 00:15:05,828
What problem?

394
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,289
Dude.

395
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,019
I better go clean that up.

396
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,698
Congratulations again.

397
00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:14,028
It really was a great painting.

398
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:16,330
Yeah. Mmm.

399
00:15:16,858 --> 00:15:18,598
You know, I was worried
it wasn't gonna sell.

400
00:15:18,623 --> 00:15:20,578
Aw, come on, your stuff is great.

401
00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:21,903
You're great!

402
00:15:21,928 --> 00:15:23,809
When we hang out together, it is great.

403
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,506
Yeah.

404
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,176
You know, Colleen told me
that you bought my painting

405
00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:30,685
last year to save me the embarrassment.

406
00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:35,136
Uh! Tim.

407
00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:37,151
It's okay.

408
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,920
I actually thought it was really sweet.

409
00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:40,221
- Really?
- Yeah.

410
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:42,329
Well, hey, I'm just
glad someone else here

411
00:15:42,354 --> 00:15:43,791
appreciates great art.

412
00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:46,093
Well, that's the thing about
the art world, you know?

413
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:49,096
Some days you're on top,
some days you aren't.

414
00:15:49,495 --> 00:15:51,465
Today's one of those
days when I'm on top.

415
00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:53,301
- Mr. Short.
- Yeah.

416
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:54,202
Congratulations.

417
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,637
- Hmm?
- You're the winning bidder.

418
00:15:59,995 --> 00:16:01,495
Well, they just bring that
thing right to your table

419
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,719
when you win, huh?

420
00:16:03,449 --> 00:16:05,340
_

421
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,067
Wow. That is great.

422
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,759
What is that, a rainbow?

423
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,061
No, Dad, it's a penguin.

424
00:16:12,063 --> 00:16:13,429
Oh. Yes.

425
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,764
Okay. Yeah.

426
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,212
Well, it's amazing,

427
00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:17,618
and I love it.

428
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,673
It's gonna be the perfect
label for Daddy's new beer.

429
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:22,838
"That's amazing"?

430
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,741
Ugh. How's she ever gonna learn to draw

431
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:27,587
when you're lying to her like that?

432
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:31,380
Look, there's nothing wrong with
having a soft spot for your kid.

433
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:34,950
You're caught in the Dad
Fog, where you think that

434
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,420
everything your kid does is amazing.

435
00:16:37,422 --> 00:16:40,689
Well, I'm not soft like that. I'm hard.

436
00:16:40,691 --> 00:16:42,425
- Okay, Dad.
- Look at me.

437
00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:45,261
Look how hard your
father is. I'm rock hard.

438
00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:46,996
Oh, please stop saying that.

439
00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:50,065
Me being hard is what made
you the man you are today.

440
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:53,352
Except for the soft parts.
Those-those are on your mother.

441
00:16:53,377 --> 00:16:55,171
Look, Dad, you weren't
really around much

442
00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:56,739
when I was a kid, so...

443
00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:59,842
Well, that was me being
hard on you, by being absent.

444
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:03,045
You never really thanked me for that.

445
00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:06,215
And now may I present the premier

446
00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:08,284
Greg's Revelation Wheat.

447
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:10,786
Because I revel in your elation.

448
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:11,927
Nice.

449
00:17:11,952 --> 00:17:13,795
Thanks. And I cannot "wheat"...

450
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:16,258
- No.
- Yeah, okay. Cheers.

451
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,526
Cheers.

452
00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:23,265
It's v-very yeasty.

453
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,100
It's like you can chew it.

454
00:17:25,102 --> 00:17:27,503
Yeah, I'm just not surprised.

455
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,104
As a child,

456
00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:32,141
his lemonade was... amazing.

457
00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:34,343
- Mm-hmm.
- All my kids, you know.

458
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,312
Heather had two milk stands,

459
00:17:36,314 --> 00:17:39,648
so we had milk, milk, lemonade.

460
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,116
And then around the corner,

461
00:17:41,118 --> 00:17:43,185
- Matt made fudge.
- Yep.

462
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,720
Thanks, Mom. Jen?

463
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,024
Well said.

464
00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,763
Your beer sucks.

465
00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:56,799
What are you talking
about? Everybody likes it.

466
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,201
Everybody's lying to you. But not me.

467
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,604
I'm giving it to you straight on.

468
00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:02,881
- John.
- Hmm?

469
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:05,174
Why don't you help him work on the beer?

470
00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:07,610
Oh, you mean like a
father and son thing?

471
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,448
Now we got to hose the place down.

472
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,583
The kill room's got to be clean.

473
00:18:14,585 --> 00:18:17,219
Why do you keep calling it a kill room?

474
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,522
Well, it's not because of
anything I did in the war,

475
00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:20,890
I'll tell you that.

476
00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:23,058
- Whoa.
- Come on, Greg.

477
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,588
Now you've let the steam out,

478
00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:26,629
and the flavor's all over your face.

479
00:18:26,631 --> 00:18:28,430
Now stir the hops.

480
00:18:28,432 --> 00:18:29,572
Sure.

481
00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,556
No, no, no. With your arm.

482
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,736
That way, you can
really feel the clumps.

483
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,337
Oh, okay. Ooh.

484
00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:36,906
Yeah. No, I think I got one.

485
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,542
Oh, let me in, huh? Ah.

486
00:18:39,544 --> 00:18:42,244
You know, now I understand why
you asked me to wear a tank top.

487
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,547
I didn't ask you to wear a tank top.

488
00:18:44,549 --> 00:18:47,449
Well, then who was
that voice message from?

489
00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:50,586
Hey. Sorry I'm late.

490
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,056
I was explaining to the neighbors that

491
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:54,456
you're not cooking
meth, you're making beer.

492
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:57,134
That you could just buy in a store.

493
00:18:57,159 --> 00:18:59,194
You won't be able to buy beer like this,

494
00:18:59,196 --> 00:19:01,196
because it won't pass
the safety standards.

495
00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:03,432
Yeah. We stirred it with our arms.

496
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,466
Yeah.

497
00:19:04,468 --> 00:19:05,805
This was such a great day, honey.

498
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,536
You know, I haven't
seen you smile that big

499
00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:09,105
- since our wedding day.
- Yeah.

500
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:10,940
When you were dancing with your mom.

501
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:13,842
You know, I always thought
that CryTunes was my baby,

502
00:19:13,844 --> 00:19:16,579
but this experience
just means so much to me.

503
00:19:16,581 --> 00:19:18,547
I think this beer is my baby.

504
00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:20,448
You also have an actual baby.

505
00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:22,885
Yeah, but I'm making
this baby with my dad.

506
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:24,420
It's every son's dream.

507
00:19:25,856 --> 00:19:27,890
I can't believe it's finally finished.

508
00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:31,493
Dad, I really loved
spending this time with you.

509
00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:34,042
I loved spending time with you, son.

510
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,245
I know I started out being hard,

511
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,003
but you took everything I gave you.

512
00:19:38,028 --> 00:19:41,236
- And in the end, we came together.
- Yeah, we did.

513
00:19:41,238 --> 00:19:43,668
This feels private
in all the wrong ways.

514
00:19:43,693 --> 00:19:45,693
- Okay. Bottoms up!
- Okay.

515
00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:49,652
- Wow.
- Mmm.

516
00:19:49,677 --> 00:19:50,976
It's fantastic.

517
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,254
Really? You like it?

518
00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,016
Oh, I love it. I'm gonna go in there

519
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,285
and puke up breakfast
so I have more room.

520
00:19:59,256 --> 00:20:01,086
Greg, this is bad.

521
00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:02,458
Yeah, I know. It's-it's really awful.

522
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,038
- But did you hear that?
- Huh?

523
00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:05,527
My dad lied to me.

524
00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:08,998
For the first time, he's in the Dad Fog.

525
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,932
For me!

526
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,066
- Oh.
- Ha!

527
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:13,035
And you know what?

528
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,738
I'm gonna go get lost in it.

529
00:20:16,641 --> 00:20:18,407
Actually, I'm gonna give him a minute.

530
00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:19,908
He's puking pretty hard.

531
00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:26,300
Ugh, I love this beer!

532
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,125
Oh...

533
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,828
I didn't know beer could
give me a foot cramp.

534
00:20:30,853 --> 00:20:31,672
Yeah.

535
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,031
Hey, guys. What's with the sleeves?

536
00:20:34,056 --> 00:20:35,656
Didn't you get my voice mail?

537
00:20:35,681 --> 00:20:37,414
- Oh, that was you?
- Yes.

538
00:20:37,439 --> 00:20:38,976
Why did you want me to wear a tank top?

539
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,092
'Cause if one guy's wearing
a tank top, it looks weird.

540
00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:43,418
But if two guys are wearing
tank tops, then it's like,

541
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,624
"I guess guys are wearing tank tops."

542
00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:52,390
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