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Space is the mirror of the soul.

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Are we looking beyond,
or are we looking within?

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I'm looking at my shoes.

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This is making me a
little motion sick.

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When we gaze out
at the immensities of space,

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we understand them
because there are immensities

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within us as well.

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I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,

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and thank you
for taking a walk with me...

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through the stars.

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That pause gets
longer every show.

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I believe...

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you're right.

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Hey.

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Can I get a picture with you?

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Absolutely.

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And if you post it
on social media,

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I suggest the hashtag
"Koothra-poet."

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Thank you. The show was great.

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Well, I can't take
all the credit.

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I have pretty good co-stars.

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The stars.

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Do you say that to everyone?

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Only to beautiful women.

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And okay women.

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Okay.

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Uh, just to clarify:
you're the first kind.

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Okay.

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Thanks for coming.

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What did you handsome
gentlemen think of the show?

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Uh, you can turn it off now.

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It's sweet of you to say,
but I don't think I can.

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? Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ?

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? Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ?

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? The Earth began to cool ?

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? The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ?

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? We built the Wall ?
? We built the pyramids ?

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? Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ?

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? That all started
with a big bang ?

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? Bang! ?

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? The Big Bang Theory 11x14 ?
The Separation Triangulation

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Look at this cute picture
of Halley in the bath.

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Aw, that's great.

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Want me to send it to you?

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No, on your phone it's cute,
on my phone it's a crime.

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I also have
a pretty cute picture to share.

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What is that?

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An equation.

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Isn't it perfect?

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Sometimes I just stare at it,

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and I think "I can't believe
that came out of me."

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Well, since
we're sharing pictures,

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I have one to contribute.

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Please don't let it be
you and your dog in the bathtub.

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It's not.

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But don't swipe.

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What are we looking at here?

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Well, that's me
and a beautiful woman

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and my watch showing the time
as 2:30 in the morning.

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So, state's exhibit "A"?

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No. I met her at
the planetarium a few days ago,

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and she invited me
out for a drink.

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Oh, good for you. H-Hey,

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w-what's the Hindi word
for "dog"?

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Kutta.
You kutta.

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Bow-bow.

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That's Hindi for woof-woof.

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I am seeing her again tonight.

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You know, I also have
a date tonight.

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But don't worry,
it's not another woman.

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It's string theory.

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Bow-bow.

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Sorry, he's a
kutta, you're not.

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Hi.
Hello.

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What you doing?

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Oh, taking another picture
with my baby.

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Look how big he got.

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It's fun to see you
this excited.

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Aw, thank you, that's so...

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Don't sit there!
What, what?

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I, uh-- sorry.

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I-It's part of
my organization system.

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That's-that's where
those papers go.

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Okay. Um, how about if I just...

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slide this notebook...

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Eh...

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You know what, it's fine.

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I'll just be in the bedroom.

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No, no. Uh, this is
your apartment, too.

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Uh, look, I'll-I'll stop
for the night

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and clean this up.

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Well, that's very considerate,
Sheldon.

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I know.

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See, I'm trying
this new technique

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where I imagine how I would feel
in someone else's position.

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Y-You mean empathy?

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Oh, I thought I came up with it.

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Well, regardless,
I-I appreciate the effort.

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Thank you.

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It's really hard.

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Morning.

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Good morning.

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Aw, you didn't have
to cook me breakfast.

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Well, I wasn't sure
how I did last night,

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and I wanted to finish strong.

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You don't need to worry.

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Last night was great.

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Ah, well, you say that now,

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but wait until you taste this.

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Oh, my God, this is amazing.

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Which is why I keep an omelet
pan in the trunk of my car.

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Well, thank you, it's delicious.

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My husband never cooked for me.

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Oh, uh, y-you were married.

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Yeah. Well, technically,
I guess I still am.

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Is that "technically,"

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like, the paperwork
hasn't gone through,

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or "technically,"

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like, he's in the closet
watching us right now?

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No, no, we're separated.

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Do you mind if we talk
about something else?

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Of course.

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Uh, you know, my secret to
making great omelets is that

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I beat the egg whites
separately.

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Speaking of which, how long
have you been separated?

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About two weeks.

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That is not a lot of weeks.

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In fact, that's the bare minimum
to get to the plural "weeks."

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Doesn't matter.

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He moved out, I moved on.

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Oh. Good.

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Yeah, do you mind me asking
what he does for a living?

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He's a firefighter.

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Oh. Interesting.

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A potentially jealous man
who's handy with an ax.

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It's-it's okay, though.

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He's almost had two
weeks to cool down.

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Okay, the next drug is Romatrol.

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Oh, I know this one.

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We're actually
pushing it really hard.

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It treats mild dermatitis.

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Uh, correct. And who can it
be prescribed to?

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Adults and children
who have absolutely, for sure,

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stopped growing.

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Right again.

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And what are the side effects?

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Oh, shoot, shoot.

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Mm, remember the mnemonic.

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Ah-- GRAVY, yes. G-R-A-V-Y.

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Okay, gastric distress,
redness, anal leakage,

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vasculitis and yellow eyes.

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Oh, uh, so close.

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It's actually yellow discharge.

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Oh, right.

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That's why we went with "gravy."

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Hello.

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Hey.
Hi.

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He knows he doesn't
live here anymore, right?

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Maybe he's experiencing
memory loss because he took...

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Flaxitrite.
Yeah.

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- Thank you.
- Uh, Sheldon, what are you doing?

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Oh, I was just checking in
on my old room

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to see what you've done with it.

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Why?

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Well, I could use a place
to work in the evenings, and...

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No.
Well, it's just that

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there's not a lot of space in our apartment...
- No.

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Well, and I feel
like Amy's been having...

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No.

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And since you're not...

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No.

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It's...

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No.

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No.

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That is our room now,

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and we're gonna
turn it into a gym.

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Do you really expect me
to believe that?

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No.
No.

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So I guess what's bugging me

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is that they only broke up
13 days ago,

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and now I'm dating her.

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So, am I, like,
the good guy in my movie,

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or the bad guy in their movie?

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Pretty sure you're
the weird friend in our movie.

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I like her, okay?

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I just, I-I don't know
how I feel about

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being the third wheel
in a relationship.

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Says the guy in my bed
with my wife.

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Guys, I mean,
he's around, okay?

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He's apparently not happy
about the breakup,

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and based on the sweatpants
he left at her place,

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he's, like,
a medium to large man.

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Maybe those are
his "after the holiday" pants,

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like you have.

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Oh, no. I mean, do you think

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it's too soon
for her to be dating?

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If you and Bernadette broke up,

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like, how long would you wait?

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Oh, well, I don't even
want to think...

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Eight days.

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What?

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Two days to cry.
Six days to hit the gym.

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First of all,
you already look amazing.

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Aw, that's sweet.

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I'm gonna give him
an extra day of crying.

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The answer is still no.

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You can say we wouldn't know
you're here, but we'd know.

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Because you'd be here!

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So, who was that?

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I can't believe
you hung up on me!

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What the hell?

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What are you doing here?

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I am proving you wrong.

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I've been working
back there for hours.

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You had no idea.

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Do something.

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What the hell?
What are you doing here?

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I-I am trying to respect Amy.

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Okay, look,

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you have an office at work.
Why don't you go there?

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I can't go to the office every
time I have a brilliant thought.

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I'd basically be living there.

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Sounds good, do that.
Yeah...

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No. No, the campus
isn't safe at night.

226
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There's raccoons and
undergrads just walking around

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like they own the place.

228
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Look.

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I need somewhere to work
in the evenings.

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You have a space
you aren't using.

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Just take a look at my proposal.

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What is this?

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A rental agreement.

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I will only use
the room for work.

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I-I won't sleep here,
I won't eat your food,

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I won't even use your bathroom.

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So you can just walk in any
time of the day or night?

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Well, he does that now.

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At least this way
we'll get paid.

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I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,

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and thank you
for taking a walk with me...

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...through the stars.

243
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I-I think that one was too long.

244
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Yeah, you're right.
I totally felt it.

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Should we, uh, run it again?

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Please, God, no.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Can I help you?

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Which one of you
is Rajesh Koothrappali?

250
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Really? You're not sure

251
00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:04,620
which one of us is
Rajesh Koothrappali?

252
00:10:04,622 --> 00:10:09,224
I am. I was just trying
not to be racist.

253
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I'm Nell's husband.

254
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Oh, uh...

255
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,302
h-here's the thing--
I didn't know

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that she was married
until after...

257
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After what?

258
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I'm...

259
00:10:28,579 --> 00:10:30,279
I'm really sorry.

260
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Well, that doesn't
make me feel better.

261
00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:33,882
Wh-What would make
you feel better?

262
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,517
I want you to stop
seeing my wife.

263
00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:37,052
Done. Nice to
meet you. Bye.

264
00:10:39,123 --> 00:10:41,623
What am I gonna do?

265
00:10:47,531 --> 00:10:52,034
Hey, buddy,
do-do you want to talk?

266
00:10:52,036 --> 00:10:55,804
I thought we were
gonna start a family.

267
00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:58,774
Next thing I
know, it's over.

268
00:11:00,377 --> 00:11:02,110
It's gonna be okay.

269
00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:03,612
How is it gonna be okay?

270
00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:06,982
You're sleeping
with my wife.

271
00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:10,285
I mean, besides that.

272
00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:18,225
Can I get you anything?

273
00:11:18,227 --> 00:11:19,760
A glass of water?

274
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,396
A laser show?

275
00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:24,064
No, thank you.
Oh, good.

276
00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:26,901
'Cause I don't, I don't
even know how to turn it on.

277
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,168
I'm sorry.

278
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:31,038
I shouldn't
have come here.

279
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,542
I guess I just wanted to see
who she replaced me with.

280
00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:36,343
Don't say that.

281
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:37,978
What you two had
was special.

282
00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,446
No one can replace you.

283
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,581
Did she say that?

284
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,049
No.

285
00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:45,352
I should go, right?

286
00:11:45,354 --> 00:11:46,554
Stay.

287
00:11:46,556 --> 00:11:49,623
Okay, I'll
call you later.

288
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,859
Look, if it makes you
feel any better,

289
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:53,794
I barely know her.

290
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,230
And she had sex with you?

291
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:59,199
Nell tells me
you're a fireman.

292
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,668
What's that like?

293
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,979
Okay, I-I-I'm really
uncomfortable

294
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,280
with him back in that room.

295
00:12:13,282 --> 00:12:15,249
Why? He hasn't made
a peep all day.

296
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,216
Y-Y-You don't get it.

297
00:12:16,218 --> 00:12:18,152
All the years
that we lived together,

298
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,387
he drove me crazy
the whole time.

299
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:22,590
And now he's not.

300
00:12:22,592 --> 00:12:25,392
Exactly.

301
00:12:26,128 --> 00:12:27,595
D-Don't look at me like that.

302
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,897
It-it-it means he did it
on purpose.

303
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,966
It was a choice.

304
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,835
That-That's like finding out
Godzilla could've had Arby's

305
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,204
instead of Tokyo.

306
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,407
I don't think
they have Arby's in Japan.

307
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:42,876
Not my point.

308
00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:46,614
Sheldon.

309
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:48,015
Sheldon!

310
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:52,252
I'm sorry. Am I
being too loud?

311
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:55,222
No, you're being perfect
and you know it.

312
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:59,159
Would you like me to be a
less considerate tenant?

313
00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:01,528
No. Yes. What...?

314
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,030
Stop messing with me!

315
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:07,301
Hey, I was wrong.

316
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:10,404
There's an Arby's in Okinawa.

317
00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:16,810
He was best friends
with her older brother,

318
00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:18,078
but he didn't
even notice her.

319
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,346
And then years afterward,

320
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,782
they randomly bumped into
each other at the DMV.

321
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,917
Two hours later,
they were in love.

322
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:28,622
You can really see the sparkle
in his license photo.

323
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,791
He told you all this
at the planetarium?

324
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,493
No, no, we went
to House of Pies.

325
00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:34,061
He got banana cream.
I got coconut.

326
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,863
We did halfsies.

327
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,832
You did pie halfsies
with another man?

328
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:41,969
You mean other than you?

329
00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:45,105
Yeah.

330
00:13:45,107 --> 00:13:48,308
I feel bad for
him, Bernie.

331
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,643
He's a, he's a good guy.

332
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,145
Well, if you're uncomfortable
with it,

333
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,980
maybe stop sleeping
with his wife.

334
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,281
I don't think the sex
is the problem.

335
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:56,850
I know for a fact
I was just okay.

336
00:13:57,953 --> 00:13:59,186
For the record, I'm the one

337
00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,188
who introduced you
to House of Pies.

338
00:14:03,392 --> 00:14:05,192
Sheldon?

339
00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:06,794
Oh, Leonard.

340
00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:09,797
Sorry, I just, I had
to get out of there.

341
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,331
What did he do now?

342
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,467
Nothing. He's being a dream.

343
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:16,603
Don't give me that look.

344
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,472
That's how Penny looked at me.
I'm not crazy.

345
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:21,008
Penny and I have the same
"You're crazy" look?

346
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,476
That's kind of sweet.

347
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:26,213
I know how to deal with
Sheldon being Sheldon,

348
00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:29,483
but Sheldon being a-a
rational, thoughtful person?

349
00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:31,585
I'm clueless.
I-It's like

350
00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:33,954
when my mom called last year
to sing happy birthday

351
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,623
and I-I just threw up.

352
00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:38,892
Well, if it gets
to be too much,

353
00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:40,828
you can always send him
back over here.

354
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,196
I made a deal with him,

355
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:43,664
and besides, that
wouldn't be fair to you.

356
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:45,399
Well, actually, I miss him.

357
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,400
He's been over there a lot.

358
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:49,570
Well, great.
Tell him he can come back.

359
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,538
I can't. He's thinking of me
and my feelings

360
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,107
and trying to be respectful.

361
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,843
That's what he's doing
to me, too, the jerk!

362
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:58,545
Stop that.

363
00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:03,751
Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's
constipated look are the same.

364
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:11,859
This is nice.

365
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:13,026
It is.

366
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:17,898
She used to kiss me
like that.

367
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,267
You okay?

368
00:15:20,269 --> 00:15:24,204
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.

369
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:26,406
Yeah.

370
00:15:28,811 --> 00:15:30,544
Oh, God,
I'm so alone.

371
00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:32,246
Sorry, I can't do this.

372
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:34,248
What's going on?

373
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,483
I met Oliver the other day.

374
00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:39,219
Wait, you tracked down
my husband?

375
00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:40,854
No, that would be weird.

376
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,690
He tracked me down, then we
spent the evening together.

377
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,360
I don't believe this.

378
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,963
He-he only did it
because he cares about you.

379
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,900
No, he did it because he's
possessive and jealous.

380
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:54,101
Really?
I didn't get that at all.

381
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,103
He made me feel
very comfortable.

382
00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:58,705
Well, I'm glad you
two hit it off.

383
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:02,075
You know, I don't think that
you're being very fair to him.

384
00:16:02,077 --> 00:16:04,011
You're taking his side?

385
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,480
No, but I should point out
that he did offer

386
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:09,616
to go to counseling, so at least
one of you is trying.

387
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:12,519
You're crazier than he is.

388
00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:15,422
I'll tell you what, just
give him one more chance

389
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:16,523
and if it doesn't work out,

390
00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:19,526
I'll be happy to keep
sleeping with you.

391
00:16:19,528 --> 00:16:21,995
You would?

392
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,833
Either way, you've
got yourself a fella.

393
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:27,935
Like, how nice is that?

394
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,640
Hey, Sheldon.

395
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,312
Hello.
Hey.

396
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:41,582
So, your contract provides
for a three-day trial period,

397
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,917
and I don't think
this is working out.

398
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,452
So, to put it
in legal terms,

399
00:16:45,454 --> 00:16:47,721
the party of the first part
would like

400
00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,791
the party of the second part
to get out.

401
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,694
What time does the
trial period end?

402
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:55,429
12:00, noon.

403
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,498
Yeah-- what does
it say after that?

404
00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:04,438
Eastern Standard Time.

405
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,641
That was three hours ago.

406
00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,376
And, uh, since you
didn't exercise

407
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:13,780
your right to revoke, I
exercised my right to extend,

408
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:18,318
triggering this long-form
rental agreement...

409
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,889
...of which you're
already in violation.

410
00:17:21,891 --> 00:17:24,691
This is just
a-a bunch of paper.

411
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:25,993
You can't enforce this.

412
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:28,996
Hire a lawyer.
Let's find out.

413
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,698
This is not happening.

414
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,900
Be that as it may,

415
00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,968
page nine says that
you have to provide me

416
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,472
with lemon-flavored sparkling
waters, so... chop-chop.

417
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:44,811
Hey, how'd it go?

418
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,980
Well, apparently
he's not leaving

419
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:50,284
and I have to go get him
sparkling water.

420
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,985
Why are you smiling?

421
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,489
I don't know.
It just feels right.

422
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,399
...to the stars.

423
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:10,838
Hey.

424
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,574
Hey, buddy.

425
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:14,775
I talked to Nell.

426
00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:16,377
She was pretty upset
after you left.

427
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:19,713
Yeah, I'm sorry.
No. No, no, no.

428
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,382
She told me that you said
something so creepy

429
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:24,151
that I seemed great
in comparison.

430
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,086
I know exactly what it was.

431
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,254
I... no, actually,

432
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:28,622
there was a couple of
things it could've been.

433
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,992
Whichever one it
was, it was creepy.

434
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:33,661
Anyway, uh, I went over
to comfort her,

435
00:18:33,663 --> 00:18:37,197
and we talked, and I think we're
gonna give it another chance.

436
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,100
I am so happy for you!
Hey-hey-hey.

437
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,703
Hey, uh, we should celebrate.

438
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,804
House of Pies?

439
00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:45,439
You know it.

440
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,144
Should we invite Nell?

441
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:52,246
- Do we have to?
- Nah.

442
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:59,148
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