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- Yes?
- Hello.

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Looking for a Mrs Falsham.

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Yes, that's me. What do you want?

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- Handle Me Gently.
- Sorry?

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The removals company - Handle Me Gently.
I'm Spike.

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We spoke on the phone?

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- That's right, yes.
- Yes, right.

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So through here, is it?

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Yes, but we're not quite...

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No, no, this way.

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You're a bit of a mouthful, aren't you?

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- The name, I mean, of your company.
- Oh, yes. It's my boss's idea.

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He wanted to call us Van Man Style

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but I managed to talk him out of that.

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Funny.

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Well...

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..these are all the things I
want to be moved, all of this,

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and, well, everything, really
because that's what happens

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- when you move, isn't it?
- That's the idea.

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Some people do leave a little
something for the people

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that are moving in.

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- You got a buyer yet?
- Not yet.

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Some people leave a bottle
of champagne, you know.

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Lawn mower.

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I know a couple that found a
cardboard box on the kitchen table.

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Inside the box was a paint pot.

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Inside the paint pot was a human turd.

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So, you know, people are
funny, aren't they?

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What do we have here? This
is breakables, is it?

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Yes, that's right. All...

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..broken.

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OK, I'm going to have
to make a note of this.

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Of course.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to upset you.

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No, it's all right, I'm just...

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It's all been a bit trying.

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It's one of the most stressful
things, isn't it? Moving house.

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People often say that but, according
to the Holmes and Rahe Stress Scale,

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the top three are - death of a
spouse, divorce and imprisonment.

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- Moving home's only number 32.
- Oh, well, that's something.

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And erectile dysfunction
isn't even on the list.

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So I don't know what her problem is.

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I'm just getting it out there,
you know, talking about it.

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It's no biggie.

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Evidently not.

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- So, lived here long, have you?
- In this house? Yeah, yonks.

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Yonks and yonks.

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- How long is a yonk? Often wondered.
- Yeah, that's a good question.

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I don't know actually.

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Oh, here's my husband, he might know.
Darling, how long is a yonk?

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- A what?
- A yonk.

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Sorry, this is Spike
from Squeeze Me Tightly.

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- Handle Me Gently.
- All right.

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He was wondering how long a yonk is?

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Er, it's short for
donkey's years, isn't it?

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Yeah, that would make sense.

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Are you all ready to
move house, darling?

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Well, the cakes are still in the oven

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so if Spike could come
back another time.

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Yes, we're making cakes for
whoever moves in. Aren't we?

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We decided against
pooing in a paint pot.

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- What?
- I'll show you out.

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Mrs Falsham, I don't
think you understand.

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We work on allocations only.

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If I don't fill your slot today,

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it might be weeks before
I can get up again.

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- Of course. Spike has erectile
dysfunction. - Really?

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- I'm sorry, is there a problem here?
- No!

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We're just a normal family moving house.

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- What's going on?
- Oh, it's all right, Dad, go back to bed.

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I can't sleep my stomach's playing up.

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Why are you dressed like a tart?

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And what's Richard Stilgoe doing here?

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I'm not taking any of
those lyrics, Stilgoe!

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So you can shove your roller
skates up your arse, do you hear?!

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He thinks he's Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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- Wha...? What's that racket?
- Sorry, it's my phone.

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- Come on, come with me.
- Don't touch my penis!

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Did you see that, people?

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He's trying to play me like a cello!

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Oh, my God!

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- What's wrong? Are you OK?
- I'll get a towel.

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Argh!

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- Argh!
- Jesus Christ!

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I can explain.

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Ah, Julian, there you are.

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- You took your time.
- Sorry.

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Couldn't find any cocoa, she's
packed everything away.

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I hope she hasn't touched
my bloody piano.

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I didn't see it.

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- Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
- I've just been doing some painting.

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Here.

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Oh, God! It's too hot!

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My mouth is not asbestos, you know.

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- Sorry. - Ooh, I had a good
bit of news this morning.

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Roger has agreed to do Aspects.

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- Roger?
- Roger Moore.

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James Bond in one of my musicals.

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How about that then? Hm?

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I hope he can sing.

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That's great news.

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Well, tell your face.

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What's the matter with you?

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Sorry, it's been a long day.

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Have your cocoa.

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You're my son, aren't you?

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You're not Julian Lloyd Webber at all.

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That's right.

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And I have a daughter, don't I?

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Yes.

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That's good.

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Well, you two must
look after each other.

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- I won't be here forever, you know.
- I know.

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Don't worry, Dad. Have your cocoa.

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It'll be cooler now.

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What now?

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If that's Julie Covington,
tell her it's too late.

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I've already offered the
part to Elaine Paige.

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Sorry.

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Not interrupting anything, am I?

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No, no. I was just upstairs with Dad.

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- Andrew Lloyd Webber?
- Yes. - Bless him.

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He's really far gone now, isn't he?

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Yes, yes. He's got no memory.

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- Other than the one from Cats!
- Exactly.

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Is Natasha in? I'm a good friend of
hers, I live just down the lane.

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No, she's not here at the moment.

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- She's just picking up the removal man.
- Oh, I see.

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Does he not have his own transport?

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The removal man?

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Yes, yes. He's just got lost.

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I was going to say. It would
be quite a slow move!

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Natasha's been talking a lot
about you, the mystery man.

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- All good I hope.
- Yes. She seems very much in love.

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I hope you'll take good care of her.

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I will.

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Anyway, I don't want to keep you. I
only popped round to return this.

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- You know what she's like about
people borrowing things. - Yes.

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She didn't speak to Mrs Granger
from months over that quiche plate.

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So I believe.

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I'd better...

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Wait there.

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- What's wrong? - It's that bloody
cocoa. It doesn't agree with me.

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Just try to keep your voice down.

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I haven't felt this bad since the
press night of Love Never Dies.

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Shit.

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Looks like the removal van.

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Listen to me bitch, you
do exactly as I say.

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Hello? Anybody in?

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Sorry I'm late.

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Hi. Hugo Brevington JSQ.

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I had a message from the lady of the
house saying she was going to let you in.

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- That's right, yes.
- Well, here are the property deeds.

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You can peruse these at
your leisure as and when.

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Headlines are, four-bed farmhouse.

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Two outbuildings with planning pending.

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Country kitchen with a five-door Aga.
Period features.

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- Don't know if you're arsed.
- Not really. - No, me neither.

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Obviously in need of a lick of paint.

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You can see they've
made a start already,

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but, to be perfectly honest with you,
it will be sold before that's dry.

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Is your wife able to view today?
I'd strongly recommend it.

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She's actually looking at some
other properties at the moment.

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- Which ones?
- Not Pennington Lane?

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It's sinking.

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It'll be a basement in two years,
but you didn't hear it from me.

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So have we got the deal? Are we rocking?

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- Well, I haven't really looked around
it yet. - Absolutely. Be my guest.

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Any questions, don't hesitate.
I will leave you alone.

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Thanks.

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Storage.

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Lovely door action there.

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No lock. Very free and easy.

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Imagine coming down those
stairs every morning.

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Cup of coffee. Dog padding
through with the paper.

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Wife, smell of bacon.

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Cooking it, she doesn't smell of it.

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- I'm vegetarian. - Me too. Good call,
we will live longer my friend.

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Let them choke on their sausages, eh?

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Well... Thanks very much.

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One second. I've got the
call coming through.

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Hello.

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Really? That is very interesting,

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because I've got a gentleman here
at the property at the moment.

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Well, let me relay that to him.

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What's happened is,
someone's put an offer in.

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Not asking price but close to, and
the vendor is considering it.

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Now, we have a window of five minutes
if you want to secure this...

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That's weird. I was just talking to
someone. What's happened there then?

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Hello?

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Hi, Mum.

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I can't talk right now.
I'm with a client.

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Anything. I'm not fussed.

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All right, then, biryani. Stop...

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I don't know. Lamb.

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I've got to go. I'll speak
to you later, OK. Bye.

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So like I say, it's deal or no deal.

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- I'll think about it.
- Please.

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Please, I need this sale.

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I just need to get something
up on the board, that's all.

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Get over this dry patch. How about it?
I feel like we've connected.

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- I mean, for fuck's sake, a five-door Aga.
- OK.

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- What? - OK, I'll buy it. What's
the asking price? - 860. - Fine.

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I'll go and speak to
my mortgage provider.

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You have saved a man's life today.
You will not regret this.

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And as a thank-you gesture, I
have permission from the vendor

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to throw in all these
items of furniture.

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- Well, that's not...
- I think you just lost this sale.

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Argh!

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- Come out of there!
- No, leave me alone.

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Listen up.

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- I just want to talk to.
- I don't believe you.

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You killed Mrs Falsham.

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Do you have any idea how that's
going to affect the asking price?

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Look, Hugo.

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There's no lock on this door.
You just told me that.

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Please.

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Let me go home.

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My mum's ordered me biryani.

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Come out, then!

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I'm not going to hurt you. I promise.

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Hello! Sarah? Water's getting cold!

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Not another one.

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Sarah?

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Is that you?

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't the great
Julian Lloyd Webber

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come to see his older brother.

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Now look. I've already given you
the theme to the South Bank Show.

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- That's all you're going to get
out of me. - Who the fuck are you?

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You know damn well who I am, Julian.

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Come on now. Help me out of this bath.

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All right. Fine.

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And then I'll make you
a nice cup of cocoa.

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Warm you up.

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Are you in yet, Daddy?

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All right, all right, don't rush me.

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Just let me know when
everything's under the bubbles.

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Oh, good grief.

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That reminds me, I must get
some sun-dried tomatoes.

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- Now, is there anything else I can
do for you? - No, thank you.

243
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,578
- I am not an invalid.
- Right.

244
00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:10,698
Well, I'm going down
to finish the packing.

245
00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:13,418
You remember we're moving
the furniture today.

246
00:17:13,419 --> 00:17:15,138
What bloody furniture?

247
00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:17,098
Who are you anyway?

248
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:20,338
I'm Natasha, Daddy. I'm your daughter.

249
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:24,299
Don't be ridiculous! You're far
too old to be my daughter.

250
00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:28,098
You better get out of here
before Sarah gets back.

251
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:31,379
- She's auditioning for Hot Gossip today.
- Daddy, listen.

252
00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:37,659
I know you won't understand but
I have to tell you something.

253
00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:41,898
Charles and I are moving to Portugal.

254
00:17:41,899 --> 00:17:43,938
You remember Portugal?

255
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,818
We had that holiday there
when I was a girl.

256
00:17:46,819 --> 00:17:49,018
Yes, yes. Albufeira.

257
00:17:49,019 --> 00:17:51,219
That's right. Well...

258
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,418
We need to get away.

259
00:17:54,419 --> 00:17:56,379
Make a fresh start.

260
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:01,178
We've found a lovely home
for you not far from here.

261
00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:03,578
There's lots of people
there with your....

262
00:18:03,579 --> 00:18:04,938
Well...

263
00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:07,018
Who I'm sure you'll get on with.

264
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,178
I won't share a room with Tim Rice.

265
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:12,458
No, you get your own room.

266
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,379
The problem is, I won't
be able to contact you.

267
00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:18,378
That's the deal.

268
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:20,419
Because Charles and I...

269
00:18:22,219 --> 00:18:27,979
Well, let's just say it'll be
better all-round if we disappeared.

270
00:18:29,419 --> 00:18:30,699
Right.

271
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:33,499
Have you finished?

272
00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:37,659
- Yes.
- Oh, good. Go on, get out.

273
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,499
Close every door to me.

274
00:18:50,739 --> 00:18:52,778
Hugo, it's Natasha.

275
00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:55,498
I'm just checking you're your
way over for the viewing.

276
00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:58,218
Like I say, I've got someone
who's very interested.

277
00:18:58,219 --> 00:19:00,498
I'll let them in if they
get here before you.

278
00:19:00,499 --> 00:19:03,058
And I hope you don't think
I'm being patronising,

279
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,818
but please try not to
appear so desperate.

280
00:19:05,819 --> 00:19:07,458
It's very off-putting.

281
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:11,698
You were sweating so much last time
you looked like Lee Evans at the O2.

282
00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:13,698
Anyway, I'll see you shortly.

283
00:19:13,699 --> 00:19:16,618
And just so you know, my father's
in the upstairs bathroom,

284
00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:20,738
so you might want to warn them about
the whole Andrew Lloyd Webber thing.

285
00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:22,219
OK, bye.

286
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:10,219
Oh, good. You've made a start.
Spike, isn't it?

287
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:16,379
- Erm... - You're Spike from Handle
Me Gently? We spoke on the phone.

288
00:20:17,939 --> 00:20:19,858
- That's right, we did.
- Good.

289
00:20:19,859 --> 00:20:22,178
So I've managed to fill
most of these boxes

290
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,858
but there are a few more
breakables to go in.

291
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:27,939
- You can bubble wrap them, can't you?
- Yes. - Very good.

292
00:20:29,139 --> 00:20:31,019
Can I take your jacket?

293
00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:40,218
- Would you like a cut of tea?
- No, thank you.

294
00:20:40,219 --> 00:20:42,458
So you live here?

295
00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,778
This is your house?

296
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:48,098
Yes. Though, not for much longer.
Obviously.

297
00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:49,978
It can get quite isolated.

298
00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:53,218
But I've been very lucky
with my neighbours.

299
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,939
That's good.

300
00:20:56,699 --> 00:20:59,778
So do you enjoy doing removals?

301
00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:02,418
I wouldn't say I enjoy it but...

302
00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:04,138
Thanks.

303
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,138
- ..someone's got to do it,
haven't they? - Yes.

304
00:21:07,139 --> 00:21:09,298
I'd hate to do it on my own.

305
00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:12,819
I just try to make it as
painless as possible.

306
00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:16,474
For everyone involved.

307
00:21:16,499 --> 00:21:19,458
- I meant to ask you, do you do
disposals as well? - Can do.

308
00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:21,418
Because I'm not taking the tumble drier

309
00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:23,339
so it'll need driving to the tip.

310
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:27,658
I'll take care of everything.
There won't be any loose ends.

311
00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:31,339
- What a professional young man you are.
- I do try.

312
00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:36,939
Argh!

313
00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:42,138
Oh, no. Have you burned yourself?
Agas are terrible for that.

314
00:21:42,139 --> 00:21:44,219
Here, run it under the tap.

315
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,418
- Argh.
- I can get you some anti-septic cream.

316
00:21:49,419 --> 00:21:52,058
- No, it's all right. I'll use this.
- Honestly, it's no bother.

317
00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:54,098
I have to keep my medical box handy

318
00:21:54,099 --> 00:21:57,539
as I've an elderly father
who's very accident prone.

319
00:21:59,739 --> 00:22:02,139
In another life I could
have been a nurse.

320
00:22:03,659 --> 00:22:07,138
There's something very satisfying
about taking care of people.

321
00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:09,499
- Don't you think?
- Absolutely.

322
00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:44,379
Hello? Anybody in?

323
00:22:45,579 --> 00:22:47,339
Sorry I'm late.

324
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,779
Sod it.

325
00:23:35,699 --> 00:23:39,418
May. What are you doing here? I
thought you had to stay in today.

326
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,658
I know. I'm sorry but I need to
talk to someone or I'll go mad.

327
00:23:42,659 --> 00:23:45,498
- Of course. Come in.
- Thanks.

328
00:23:45,499 --> 00:23:48,258
I know you're busy with the move
and your dad and everything.

329
00:23:48,259 --> 00:23:50,099
It's all right. Come through.

330
00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:56,699
So what's happened?

331
00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:00,859
It's Charles. I think
he's having an affair.

332
00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:03,618
Charles?

333
00:24:03,619 --> 00:24:05,218
Yes.

334
00:24:05,219 --> 00:24:08,458
I bought him some cufflinks
for his birthday.

335
00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:10,658
I can't even remember when it is now.

336
00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:13,578
- What?
- Charles's birthday.

337
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:14,978
It's May, isn't it?

338
00:24:14,979 --> 00:24:16,418
That's right.

339
00:24:16,419 --> 00:24:19,498
So I wrapped them up and hid
them in one of the drawers

340
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,579
of the utility room and
that's when I found this.

341
00:24:27,579 --> 00:24:29,099
"She knows about our affair."

342
00:24:31,019 --> 00:24:32,898
Well, that doesn't prove anything.

343
00:24:32,899 --> 00:24:34,698
But he's been behaving so strangely,

344
00:24:34,699 --> 00:24:36,778
it makes perfect sense.

345
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:38,578
All those conferences in Dusseldorf,

346
00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:41,298
he never once brought
me back a bratwurst.

347
00:24:41,299 --> 00:24:44,578
Look, darling, you can't be
worrying about sausages.

348
00:24:44,579 --> 00:24:48,178
I'm sure there's a perfectly
innocent explanation.

349
00:24:48,179 --> 00:24:50,698
And this isn't even
Charles's handwriting.

350
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,778
How do you know?

351
00:24:52,779 --> 00:24:54,098
I can tell.

352
00:24:54,099 --> 00:24:56,498
Just from the birthday and
Christmas cards he's written me

353
00:24:56,499 --> 00:24:58,138
over the years.

354
00:24:58,139 --> 00:25:00,018
I didn't think of that.

355
00:25:00,019 --> 00:25:02,178
And if you're that worried about it,

356
00:25:02,179 --> 00:25:03,458
ask him about it tonight

357
00:25:03,459 --> 00:25:05,698
when he gets home from work.

358
00:25:05,699 --> 00:25:07,218
You mustn't bottle it up,

359
00:25:07,219 --> 00:25:09,298
that's the worst thing you can do.

360
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,539
Thanks, Natasha.

361
00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:14,818
You're such a dear friend.

362
00:25:14,819 --> 00:25:16,659
I don't know what I'd do without you.

363
00:25:17,779 --> 00:25:20,338
Now, come on, you should get back home.

364
00:25:20,339 --> 00:25:22,338
I'd hate for you to miss that package.

365
00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:25,339
You're right. It's probably
my overactive imagination.

366
00:25:26,579 --> 00:25:29,778
Sarah! These pyjamas are leaking again.

367
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,818
I think we should send them back.

368
00:25:31,819 --> 00:25:34,378
Look, I've got to go. I'll
need to put him in the bath.

369
00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:35,778
Of course, you go.

370
00:25:35,779 --> 00:25:36,819
I'll let myself out.

371
00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:39,898
Thanks.

372
00:25:39,899 --> 00:25:41,099
Goodbye, May.

373
00:25:57,219 --> 00:25:58,778
Of course, you go.

374
00:25:58,779 --> 00:25:59,979
I'll let myself out.

375
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,058
Hello?

376
00:26:18,059 --> 00:26:19,618
Charles?

377
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,378
Why are you calling from the landline?

378
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,458
I told you not to use it.

379
00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:24,739
Is everything all right?

380
00:26:26,099 --> 00:26:28,178
It's May, isn't it?

381
00:26:28,179 --> 00:26:29,938
What about May?

382
00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:31,538
She's not been round, has she?

383
00:26:31,539 --> 00:26:33,499
I told her she had to
stay in for a delivery.

384
00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:37,538
She knows about our affair.

385
00:26:37,539 --> 00:26:40,298
Why? What did you say?

386
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:42,698
Natasha, are you still there, darling?

387
00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:44,818
Tell me what she said.

388
00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:45,979
Natasha!

389
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:50,018
Look, darling, you can't be
worrying about sausages.

390
00:26:50,019 --> 00:26:52,218
What? What are you talking about?

391
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:56,818
Listen, I know this is stressful but
we just have to hold our nerve.

392
00:26:56,819 --> 00:27:00,018
In about half an hour she'll
be out of our lives for good.

393
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,818
The man I'm using is very professional.

394
00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:04,298
He comes highly recommended.

395
00:27:04,299 --> 00:27:07,738
You just make sure you're with your
estate agent so you've got an alibi

396
00:27:07,739 --> 00:27:10,338
and when the police come round
and say there's been a murder,

397
00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:12,338
you can prove exactly where you were.

398
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,938
Look, I'm going to go.

399
00:27:13,939 --> 00:27:16,738
I'm in a meeting. I love you.

400
00:27:16,739 --> 00:27:19,538
I'll see you in Portugal.

401
00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:20,699
Natasha?

402
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,258
Goodbye, May.

403
00:27:23,259 --> 00:27:24,339
What?

404
00:28:42,105 --> 00:28:47,191
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