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? It seems today that all you see ?

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? Is violence in movies and sex on TV ?

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? But where are those good
old-fashioned values ?

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? On which we used to rely? ?

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? Lucky there's a family guy ?

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? Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ?

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? All the things that make us ?

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? Laugh and cry ?

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? He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ?

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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

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What are you doing to Dad?

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What? I'm going to the grocery store.

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Okay, you remember Memento? That.

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Don't forget the cucumbers, Peter.

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All right. Where's that?

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Oh, hey, right, 'cause of
that thing we started doing.

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By the way, speaking of
which, best "O" ever.

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I felt dirty for an hour,
but it's gone now.

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Now I just can't wait for night.

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I wish you hadn't said
that at full volume

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in front of our children.

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I can't tell if they have
a really good marriage

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or a really bad one.

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I feel like it's weird but strong.

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Like Danny Trejo.

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Thank you for noticing.

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You ready for movie
marathon day, Rupert?

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Ah, I was born ready, too.

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All right, time for Fast and the Furious

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one through seven.

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All right, let's get (BLEEP) high.

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You can't be high for this, Brian.

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This is serious stuff.

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This is a 14-hour meditation

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on the importance of family, fast cars,

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product placement, racial
ambiguity and family.

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Where's eight? Didn't
that one just come out?

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Someone said they were
going to get me eight

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on Blu-ray for my birthday,

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and someone got me a limited edition

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Michael Kors pebbled
leather tote bag instead.

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- You love that bag.
- I know. You're the best.

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Okay, put in Fast 6.

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You're starting with six?

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Um, yeah. We're going in
order from best to worst.

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Six, five, seven, three... I
know that's controversial...

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One, four, two.

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By the way, don't tell Rupert

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about Paul Walker being D-E-A-D.

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He doesn't know.

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All right. So, what's the plot?

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Oh, you don't understand these movies.

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What was that, Rupert?

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Oh, yes.

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Yes.

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No.

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I don't know. Maybe? Maybe bi?

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That's Ludacris. That's not Tyrese.

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What are you talking about?
They look nothing alike.

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Ludacris looks like a human peanut,

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and Tyrese looks slick.

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He looks like a Chinese black.

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Like Africa and Asia had sex

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while Europe sat on a chair

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in the corner of the
hotel room and watched.

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Ludacris, human peanut.
Tyrese, Chinese black.

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Are you gonna keep talking like
this during the whole thing?

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What? I'm answering Rupert's questions.

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Now we're gonna have to rewind.

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We just missed the scene where
half the team steals a tank

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while the other half pretends
to be a DJ for some reason.

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- Damn it.
- Yeah, okay.

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- I'm going to the bar.
- Suit yourself.

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Rupert and I are just fine without you.

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You're right.

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I bet he is on his period.

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Whatever that means.

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La, la, la, la. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

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Gross, gross, gross. Ew, ew, ew.

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No, no, no. No. Ew. Ew.

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A loaf of bread, a container of milk

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and a stick of butter.

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A loaf of milk, a container of bread

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and a Joe Dirt DVD.

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A Joe Dirt DVD, Scarlett Johansson

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and treasure from a fish tank.

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Attention, shoppers.

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Beloved cereal icon Boo Berry

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is now greeting customers in aisle six.

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Boo Berry?

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The Boo Berry?

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Are there imposter Boo Berries?

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Hey, watch it.

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Oh, Mr. Boo Berry, I'm your biggest fan.

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You're not the one threatening me

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on Facebook, are you?

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No, no. No, not-not you. Not you.

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Hey, you know what I always
loved about your cereal?

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It tasted like blueberries.

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Oh, my God. Boo Berries.

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And you're... and you're a ghost.

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'Cause... So that-that's the "boo."

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Did you guys know you were
doing that? Oh, my God.

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- Anyway, can I shake your hand?
- Sure.

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I've been touched by greatness.

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I am never washing this hand again.

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This is the best thing to happen to me

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since I became a wisecracking,

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fourth-wall-breaking superhero.

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Call me Redstool.

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The treatment didn't give me powers,

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but it did spread cancer to my anus.

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? Just call me anus ?

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? Of the morning ?

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? Anus ?

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? Just touch my cheek ?

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? Before you leave me ?

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? Anus ?

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? This violence juxtaposed to music ?

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? Anus ?

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? Decapitation ?

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? In slow-motion ?

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? Anus. ?

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Sorry, Rupert. I think
I'm down for the count.

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You okay if I go to bed?

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Oh, I like that we're comfortable
doing things separately, too.

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Good night.

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Do me a favor and don't wake
me when you come up, though.

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Yes, you do. You always
step on the creaky board.

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Yes, you do. Every time.

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No, you're being a little bitch.

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Don't go to bed angry.

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Don't go to bed angry.

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Defuse. Defuse.

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Rupert, I'm sorry.

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I overreacted.

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Now you say you're sorry.

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What do you mean, "For what"?

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I hate you!

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I love you. I value you.

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We're not escalating. It's fine.

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I'll see you in the morning.

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Good night.

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Hi, this is Vin Diesel.

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Welcome to the DVD menu.

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Why don't you grab yourself a Corona,

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hit play and enjoy the ride.

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Hi, this is Vin Diesel.

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Welcome to the DVD menu.

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Oh, boy, you're hungover.

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How are you going to do nothing today?

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Oh, my God.

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Rupert?

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No! Rupert!

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Rupert!

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Hi, this is Vin Diesel.

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Oh, man, did your friend
kill your other friend?

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That's betrayal.

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That's not strong.

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Danny Trejo is strong.

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Aw. Come on, guys.

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This is getting embarrassing.

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Murderer!

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You killed Rupert.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Hey, whoa. Hey, what's going on?

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You killed my best friend
is what's going on.

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Oh. Uh-oh.

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Bear-killing bastard.

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Oh, my God. Stewie, I am so sorry.

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I-I was drunk. It was an accident.

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I must have thought he was a chew toy.

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So? If you were driving
drunk and ran him over,

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would you still go to jail?

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Yes! You killed him.

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Let me make it up to you, please.

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How about you kill something I love?

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How about I do that?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

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Okay, that's-that's fine. That's fair.

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No, I-I meant, like-like...

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like my favorite tennis ball.

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You're comparing Rupert
to a tennis ball?

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What is wrong with you?

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No wonder you two never got along.

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He always knew there was
something off about you,

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and now we know what it
was. You're a psycho!

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- Stewie, I didn't mean to...
- Shut up!

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- You don't understand. I...
- Shut up.

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Stop trying. It's over.

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Look at me. Watch. See what I'm doing?

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Twitter: unfollow.

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Instagram: unfollow.

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Snapchat: unfollow.

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And there we go. Done.

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We are not friends anymore.

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- But, Stewie...
- Bye.

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Dikembe Mutombo, will you do the thing?

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Brian, you are blocked.

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Why are you brushing your
teeth with your left hand?

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Can't risk the right getting wet, Lois.

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Boo Berry touched it, and it is now
a sacred space, like a temple.

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Okay. Well, I'm gonna
have middle-aged woman,

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boobs-falling-off-to-the-side sleep now.

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Hey, Chris, have you seen...

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What, uh... what-what are you doing?

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Operating my thriving
quinceañera dress business.

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Do me a favor, stand on that chair?

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Uh, okay.

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So, what's up?

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I'm looking for Stewie.
He and I had a fight,

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and I'm scared he might've
done something drastic.

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Him?

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You're the one who killed his friend.

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Okay, I see he got to you before I did.

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It's a stuffed animal, Chris.

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Yeah, well, he cremated
that stuffed animal,

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and he's going to Vermont
to scatter the ashes.

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What? I got to go after him.

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Not until I finish fitting this.

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How you feeling? Bueno? Fits good?

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This isn't mine.

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Do you or do you not feel bonita?

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I feel bonita.

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Wonderful, because you look bonita.

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Gracias, cariña, puedes
recogerlo el miércoles.

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Pablo is gonna lose his mind.

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Mwah.

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Stewie!

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Hmm. Well, violent murderers

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can often be found at bus stations,

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so why am I surprised?

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You can't go to Vermont alone.

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I'm not. Got Rupert with me.

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He and I had an agreement,

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if he died first, I would scatter
his ashes on a mountain.

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If I died first, he would
throw my body whole

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into the fountain at the Bellagio.

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I don't care. I'm coming with you.

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Well, you're not going to sit with me.

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Oh, come on. If I don't, I'll get stuck

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next to that guy with the heavy hands.

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Hi, doggy.

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Serves you right.

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And a baby.

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I can hear you following me.

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- Good.
- I swear to God,

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do not take one step further,

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or I will hit you.

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That's it!

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Leave! Me! Alone! Murderer!

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Stewie, stop! Stop, all right?

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Look, why are you being such
a jerk over a stupid bear?

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Don't you disrespect the dead!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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He's not dead! He was never alive!

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You take those words back!

260
00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:04,669
He wouldn't care! He didn't
hear them! He's a doll!

261
00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,121
He was my best friend!

262
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:09,465
I'm supposed to be your best friend.

263
00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:10,507
Well, you're not!

264
00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:13,002
You're a bloodthirsty,
cold-hearted murderer!

265
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,345
Fine. You're right.

266
00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:15,963
You know what? It wasn't an accident.

267
00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:17,631
I knew he wasn't a chew toy.

268
00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:19,550
I was sick of you talking
to him all the time.

269
00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,452
I was sick of you
complaining to him about me

270
00:11:21,453 --> 00:11:22,720
when I'm right there in the room.

271
00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:25,690
And I was sick of always playing
second fiddle to that bear!

272
00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:27,918
He's not even real!

273
00:11:28,627 --> 00:11:30,094
You did it...

274
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:32,214
on purpose?

275
00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:44,451
Stewie!

276
00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:48,363
Oh, my God, Stewie!

277
00:11:50,995 --> 00:11:52,918
Ah, I didn't know we were blowing it up.

278
00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:04,743
Rupert! Where...

279
00:12:04,744 --> 00:12:05,824
Oh, there you are.

280
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,304
- Stewie, you're hurt.
- It's just my ankle.

281
00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:10,483
- It's not a big deal.
- It's already swelling up.

282
00:12:10,484 --> 00:12:12,051
- Just let me...
- Back off!

283
00:12:12,052 --> 00:12:14,085
I'm doing this on my own. For Rupert.

284
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,749
Damn it, Stewie, just...

285
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,219
just sit there, will ya?

286
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,403
I'll-I'll get us up.

287
00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:25,498
I didn't want your help.

288
00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:27,117
Well, you need it, so it's happening.

289
00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:32,805
This isn't going to make
me forgive you, you know.

290
00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:33,823
That's fine.

291
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,441
I'm going to say uncomplimentary things

292
00:12:35,442 --> 00:12:38,243
- about your ass the whole way.
- Go ahead.

293
00:12:38,244 --> 00:12:40,847
You know, maybe it's appropriate
that you're my ride up.

294
00:12:40,848 --> 00:12:43,081
Rupert always called you my "bitch."

295
00:12:43,082 --> 00:12:45,017
Want to know some of the
other things he called you?

296
00:12:45,018 --> 00:12:46,419
Fat Lassie.

297
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,753
Scooby-Don't.

298
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:49,121
Rin Tin Twink.

299
00:12:49,122 --> 00:12:50,355
Poopy Snoopy.

300
00:12:50,356 --> 00:12:51,990
Marma-dookie.

301
00:12:51,991 --> 00:12:54,660
Clifford the Big Red Sphincter
That We See All the Time

302
00:12:54,661 --> 00:12:56,662
Because You Don't Put Your Tail Down.

303
00:12:56,663 --> 00:12:58,616
Snoop Doggy Dick.

304
00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:03,237
Hey, guys.

305
00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:11,944
- What the hell is that?
- My Boo Berry hand.

306
00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:13,546
I swore I'd never wash it again,

307
00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:15,113
even though Lois keeps telling me to.

308
00:13:15,114 --> 00:13:16,549
You should listen to her.

309
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,117
Yeah, Peter, that's disgusting.

310
00:13:18,118 --> 00:13:20,121
- Oh, yeah? Take that!
- Aah!

311
00:13:20,122 --> 00:13:22,301
That started happening yesterday.

312
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,557
To the bathroom!

313
00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:26,291
We got to get him to wash that hand.

314
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,693
Yeah. I'll text Lois,

315
00:13:27,694 --> 00:13:29,695
see if we can't all
come up with something.

316
00:13:29,696 --> 00:13:31,363
Just reply to that last GIF she sent

317
00:13:31,364 --> 00:13:33,165
of the sloth putting on the headphones.

318
00:13:34,401 --> 00:13:35,902
I love that one.

319
00:13:35,903 --> 00:13:37,837
Is it weird that we're in a group text

320
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,872
with our friend's wife
but not our friend?

321
00:13:39,873 --> 00:13:42,375
No, what's weird is that
your Bitmoji can walk.

322
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:45,411
I'm allowed to have legs
in the phone world!

323
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,105
You know, once we're done here,
I'm never speaking to you again.

324
00:13:55,106 --> 00:13:56,738
Well, how the hell was
I supposed to know

325
00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,039
it was gonna upset you so much?

326
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,075
How? How?!

327
00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:02,632
You saw me spend almost
every single minute

328
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,380
of every single day with
Rupert since I was born!

329
00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:07,141
And you don't... up-up,
hang on, hang on.

330
00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:08,167
Another hiker going by.

331
00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:09,835
One of us is going the wrong way. Heh.

332
00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:12,704
Ha-ha-ha! When are they gonna
put in the elevator, right?

333
00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:13,805
Ha-ha-ha.

334
00:14:13,806 --> 00:14:14,840
I loved Rupert!

335
00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:16,776
He was the most important
thing in my life,

336
00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:19,111
and you willfully violated
the sanctity and trust

337
00:14:19,112 --> 00:14:21,247
of our friendship when
you destroyed him!

338
00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:23,690
Stewie... I just don't get it.

339
00:14:23,691 --> 00:14:25,611
You're so mature in so many ways.

340
00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:27,353
You're... you're the smartest
person in the house.

341
00:14:27,354 --> 00:14:29,104
You're incredibly perceptive.

342
00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:31,823
You're wiser than people
40 times your age.

343
00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:34,776
Why is Rupert the one baby
thing you're hanging onto?

344
00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:36,511
Why are you so upset over a doll

345
00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:38,246
when I'm real and I'm still here?

346
00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:40,874
Because Rupert was going
to be with me forever!

347
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,835
He wasn't ever going to leave!

348
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:46,046
So what? I'm not leaving you, either.

349
00:14:46,047 --> 00:14:48,006
Oh, really? Brian, let's be honest.

350
00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:49,382
You're a middle-aged dog.

351
00:14:49,383 --> 00:14:51,051
You don't have that many years left.

352
00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:53,637
And one day, all too soon,
I'm gonna be crying

353
00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:55,376
at your funeral in an Armani suit,

354
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:57,268
and people are gonna be
like, "Oh, nice suit,"

355
00:14:57,269 --> 00:14:58,674
and I'm gonna be like,
"Why are you talking

356
00:14:58,675 --> 00:15:01,786
about my awesome $2,000
suit... my friend's dead!"

357
00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:03,122
Feels like that story is less about me

358
00:15:03,123 --> 00:15:04,490
and more about your suit.

359
00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,691
Go to hell! Besides,
if you don't believe

360
00:15:06,692 --> 00:15:09,261
Rupert was real, why are
you so jealous of him?

361
00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:11,797
Why does it bother you how upset I am?

362
00:15:11,798 --> 00:15:12,864
That...

363
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:14,599
is a very good point.

364
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,703
Damn right it is, you joyless,
fake-wisdom-spouting...

365
00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:20,539
Hey. Heh. When are they gonna put
in the elevator, right? Heh.

366
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,808
Yeah. That other guy said that to me.

367
00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:24,068
Nice shorts.

368
00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,849
For the record, I would have preferred

369
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,550
to dress as Frankenburry.

370
00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:34,884
- That doesn't make any sense.
- And this does?

371
00:15:34,885 --> 00:15:36,722
If anything, we all three should've been

372
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,490
Snap, Crackle and Pop.

373
00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:41,576
Yeah, we missed an opportunity there.

374
00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:43,395
- It's fine.
- We did this wrong!

375
00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:45,689
Joe, it's fine. It's...
Cleveland, just ring the bell.

376
00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:48,816
Oh, I wonder who that could be.

377
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,886
I'll get it.

378
00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:54,919
- Oh, my God!
- Count Chocula!

379
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,074
That's right.

380
00:15:56,075 --> 00:15:59,978
Silly rabbit, Count
Chocula tastes grrreat!

381
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:02,714
Oh, it's an honor to meet you, sir.

382
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:05,918
Aah!

383
00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:08,020
- Wh-What's happening?
- We got you, Peter.

384
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,855
Yeah, there's a golf
ball scrubber in there.

385
00:16:09,856 --> 00:16:11,145
Just relax and let it happen.

386
00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:12,758
No! No!

387
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,412
My miraculous tiny life-forms!

388
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:34,680
Where are we going, Father?

389
00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:37,116
To a place better than this, son.

390
00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:40,285
Yay!

391
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,601
Well, Rupert, we made it.

392
00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:56,953
It's beautiful up here.

393
00:16:57,937 --> 00:17:00,221
So should... should we just...

394
00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:02,040
sprinkle him around randomly, or...?

395
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,610
Oh, don't be a savage,
Brian. What is your problem?

396
00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:06,464
We have to have the ceremony first.

397
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,555
Dearest Rupert,

398
00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:10,647
we're here.

399
00:17:11,494 --> 00:17:13,285
I never wanted this to happen,

400
00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:15,703
and it happened far, far too soon.

401
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:16,955
But...

402
00:17:16,956 --> 00:17:18,187
I can't.

403
00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,959
You... you do it.

404
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,227
Wha... What?

405
00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:25,097
You give the eulogy. I'm
too upset. I can't.

406
00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,632
What am I supposed to say?

407
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:29,067
I don't know, Just...
just tell the truth.

408
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:32,638
Let-let Rupert know how important he is.

409
00:17:32,639 --> 00:17:34,458
Okay, um...

410
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,975
Rupert was...

411
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:38,977
a-a great bear,

412
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:41,413
uh, a great, uh...

413
00:17:41,414 --> 00:17:43,782
- Power bottom.
- Right, right, okay.

414
00:17:43,783 --> 00:17:47,653
But most importantly of
all, he was a great friend.

415
00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:50,355
He was always there
whenever Stewie needed him.

416
00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,524
He was understanding.

417
00:17:52,525 --> 00:17:53,781
He always listened.

418
00:17:54,362 --> 00:17:56,287
He made Stewie a better person.

419
00:17:57,555 --> 00:17:58,597
Stewie...

420
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,967
and I are both...

421
00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:04,436
incredibly grateful for all
the time we had with you,

422
00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:07,039
and we wouldn't change a single moment.

423
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,774
Except the end.

424
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:09,975
Sorry about that.

425
00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:12,445
Um, rest in peace, Rupert.

426
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,498
Thank you, Brian.

427
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,333
That was...

428
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:28,294
that was beautiful.

429
00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:33,198
? How do I ?

430
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:36,134
? Say good-bye ?

431
00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:40,030
? To what we had? ?

432
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,945
? The good times ?

433
00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:45,744
? That made us laugh ?

434
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:49,366
? Outweigh the bad ?

435
00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:53,010
? I thought ?

436
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,944
? We'd get to see forever ?

437
00:18:57,798 --> 00:19:00,425
? But forever's ?

438
00:19:00,426 --> 00:19:03,220
? Gone away ?

439
00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:06,698
? It's so hard ?

440
00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:09,959
? To say good-bye ?

441
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,338
- ? To yesterday ?
- ? To yesterday... ?

442
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:15,172
? Go up there, Brian. ?

443
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,609
Okay, Brian, now pour it out.

444
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,813
- What?
- Pour it out, whatever you have.

445
00:19:19,814 --> 00:19:20,946
Pour it out.

446
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:23,358
I have a Gatorade bottle
full of pee from the bus.

447
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,075
Pour it out for Rupert.

448
00:19:37,814 --> 00:19:40,699
- ? I don't know ?
- ? Ooh... ?

449
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,267
? Where this road ?

450
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,803
You're with Paul now, Rupert!

451
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:46,405
- ? Is going ?
- ? Ooh, ooh ?

452
00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:48,825
- ? To lead ?
- ? Ooh... ?

453
00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:53,779
? All I know ?

454
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:57,582
? Is where we've been ?

455
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,818
? And what we've been through ?

456
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,486
? Ooh... ?

457
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:03,506
? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ?

458
00:20:04,841 --> 00:20:07,092
? If we get ?

459
00:20:07,093 --> 00:20:09,928
? To see tomorrow ?

460
00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:11,730
? Oh, oh, oh ?

461
00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:14,165
? I hope it's worth ?

462
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,000
? All the wait ?

463
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,136
? Ah, ah... ?

464
00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:21,273
? It's so hard ?

465
00:20:21,274 --> 00:20:22,474
? To say good-bye ?

466
00:20:22,475 --> 00:20:24,343
? Bye ?

467
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:25,777
? To yesterday ?

468
00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:28,013
? Day... ?

469
00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:32,020
Rupert! You've come back to me!

470
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:34,753
? And I'll take ?

471
00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:37,856
? With me the memories ?

472
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,190
? The memories ?

473
00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:41,626
? To be my sunshine ?

474
00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,846
? After the rain ?

475
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:48,000
? It's so hard ?

476
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:51,303
? To say good-bye ?

477
00:20:51,304 --> 00:20:52,838
? To yesterday ?

478
00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:55,474
? Day... ?

479
00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:03,953
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