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Previously on "Wrecked"...

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I've been looking everywhere for you.

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I'm just hanging out with Florence.

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That boat leaves, we die here.

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The pirates... are gonna kill us!

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So we'll split up, take
'em out all at once.

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Oh!

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- Ow!
- Ooh!

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My friends and I are going home.

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_

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Well, all right. Let's
give it up once again

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for Scottsdale's number-one
Chili Peppers tribute band.

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That's the Red Scot Chili Peppers.

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Hey, Cruise-ifornication,
are you having a good time?

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Now, a little later on, we're gonna have

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the reggae stylings of the Dread
Hot Chili Peppers for you,

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and they're gonna be taking us

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undah de bridge, mon.

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That's just a Jamaican character I do.

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Now, coming up next, we've
got the funkiest Hebrews

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this side of Israel, and
that's saying a lot.

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Give it up for the Red
Hot Chili Schleppers!

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Shalom, my funky brothers!

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Herd them up and take the ship!

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What?

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The pirates came here on a cruise ship?

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Specifically, a Red Hot Chili
Peppers tribute cruise?

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"Featuring the soulful
funk of Flea-vie Wonder"?

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- Ohh.
- Holy shit.

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Who would pay for this?

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No [bleep] way!

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Is this Cruise-ifornication?!

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Aah!

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I've been on a wait list for
this thing for, like, two years!

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Oh, my God!

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Bang bang bang!

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Wang-a-dang blang!

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Blang-a-wang bang dang!

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Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah! So tight!

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Looks like the radio's out.

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You really think you can
drive this thing, Bruce?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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This gal's just like my old
bass boat on steroids,

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except her balls ain't shriveled up.

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You know what I mean?

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- I do not.
- Yeah.

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I just need a couple of men

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to help me get the
engines up and running.

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A couple of men, or one Dream Team?

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Actually, I think I'm gonna go

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help Florence search below decks, so.

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What? Don't you want to
get the ship started?

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This is how we go home!

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It's just that's she's already
kind of waiting for me,

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so, um...

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Fine.

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I guess, leave the real
work to the Big Three!

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Who's the Big Three?

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It's me, you, and Bruce.

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Have we ever been in the
same room together?

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Well, we are now.

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The Big Three! We're going home!

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Okay, perfect.

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Well, I will let you guys get to it.

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Hey, don't worry about us, Owen.

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Me and these two twinks will get
us up and running in no time!

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- Nuts!
- Oh, God!

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- Oh, my God.
- I'm coming for you next.

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Ooh, check it out!

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Ooh!

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Buy you a drink, milady?

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Holy shit!

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Looks like The Barracuda's
got a second Sea-Doo.

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Or a Flea-Doo.

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God, they really leaned on
those puns, didn't they?

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Gentlemen, time to treat this
ship like the lady she is.

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Ignition on.

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All right, Danny. Pull on that lever.

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Pulling the lever...

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Easy this time.

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Pack, give them pod controls a nudge.

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Nudging... and I'm nudging...

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Holy shit, is this working?

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There's only one way to find out.

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Full throttle.

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Shush! Shut up! Shut your yappers!

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You hear that?

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It's the engines.

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We're moving!

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Oh, my God. We're going home!

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Oh, my God!

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Hell yeah!

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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Anybody know where they
keep the extra shampoo?

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Yeah, I smoked this one.

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My body's made up of 99% hairs.

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Chet, did you just take a shower?

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Yeah. There's one in, like, every cabin.

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- Get out of the way!
- Showers!

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Oh, my God.

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Oh!

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Oh, my God.

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Come on.

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Holy Mother of God.

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Oh, beds!

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Oh, my God, beds.

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Oh, my God.

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This is the nicest room
that's ever existed.

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Oh!

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It's a dream.

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Ooh, wait.

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Oh, sorry! I'm sorry.

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- No, no, no. I just... I want to.
- Okay?

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It's just a got to
scrub this down first.

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Yeah. I am also very, very filthy.

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So I will go scrub down my ding dong.

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Wow.

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I don't know why I said that.

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Okay. I'm gonna go.

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Yep.

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Oh, come on!

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Hey, did the showers not
work for you guys, either?

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What the hell? Oh, the showers
worked for some people!

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Them!

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Owen!

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Oh, no.

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My ding dong!

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Well, nice work, idiots.

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The running water tanks are
completely tapped out.

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So that's it? There's no more water?

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Well, the pirates must've
kept it at a low level

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and rationed it.

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Unlike these hogs.

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Hey!

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Everyone had the same
chance to take a shower.

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It's not my fault you were too busy

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playing with yourselves to take one.

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Hey! Babies, there's plenty
of bottled water downstairs!

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We can use that to wash our...

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We don't know how long
we're gonna be out at sea.

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That water is for drinking.

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Pick it up!

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Yeah. Yes, ma'am.

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Well, that's just great.

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Hope it was worth it for you people.

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Um, what do you mean by "you people"?

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You know exactly what I mean, bitch.

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- Whoa, hey!
- Guys, guys, hey!

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Come on! Okay, this
shower thing sucks, okay?

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But we can't start turning
on each other now.

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I think we should head
down to the mess hall.

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We'll get some food in us.

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We'll sit down in some chairs.

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- Huh? Chairs?
- I love chairs.

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Okay, we'll feel much better.

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Let's go. Come on.

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So, what's the plan, Bruce?

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Well, I'm not normally one to
advocate for international trade

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'cause I think every goddamn thing

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should be made in America...

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land of the free, home of the brave.

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But if we was to find an
international shipping lane,

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we could flag down a ship.

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I think that's our only hope.

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That's a good plan.

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Man, Owen and the rest
of them are missing out.

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The three of us up here,
wind in our hair...

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We're like Vikings.

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Right. I'm one of those
classic Indian Vikings.

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Hold up.

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You're Indian?

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Yeah. I mean, I grew up in
Chicago, but I'm Indian.

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Why?

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Well, I think I should
tell you something.

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Here it comes.

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My sister-in-law's Indian.

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What?

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Yeah! Man, let me tell you.

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Y'all know how to throw a wedding.

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I mean, that bhangra dancing music?

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I mean, I was sore for a week!

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You went to an Indian wedding?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. My
brother's real crunchy.

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He went full Hindu.

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I had to wear one of them...
what is that long, purple thing?

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- A sher...
- A sherwani?

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A sherwani! I was all up
in that sherwani, son.

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You couldn't get me out of it.

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Yeah!

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My God.

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It's a feast for kings.

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We got cocktail meatballs,
sweet potato mash,

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succotash, and a shitload
of creamed corn.

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Good thing the toilets still work.

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So, we were just talking,

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and we should probably
get our food first.

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You know, those of us
who showered, I mean.

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Just 'cause, you know,
the rest of you guys

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handling food, I don't know.

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It doesn't seem hygienic, right?

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Makes sense to me.

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Come on. You can't be serious.

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Look, Owen, no one's saying

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you guys are second-class
citizens or anything.

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You're right. No one is saying that.

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Right. Totally. We agree.

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Come on, Cleans. Let's hit it.

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Coming through.

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Owen, if you want to... yeah.

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I'm just gonna come in here.
Don't touch! Hmm.

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All right. So, picture this.

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So I'm there in the mandap

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sweating my ass off from the, the...

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- Yeah? The sacred fire!
- Sacred fire, yeah.

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Listen, man, I know! The
outfits are beautiful.

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- They just don't breathe.
- Why is that?

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- I don't understand.
- Talk to someone about that.

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Hey, you didn't do a baraat
procession, did you?

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Son, I was leading the damn horse!

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I was like, hop on in.

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Guide it, guide it, guide it, guide it.

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Giddy up, giddy up, come on.

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Yeah, and... and I bet the
bathrooms were packed!

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What do you mean?

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Well, 'cause of the
Indian food, you know?

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Gives you the squirts.

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Oh, I wouldn't say that.

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That's a pretty gross
generalization, dude.

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Oh, I... I was just saying that it...

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You know, with the, um...

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I really like naan bread.

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Hey! Danny, do you mind going downstairs

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and grabbing us some grub?

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I feel like we got it from here.

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- Right, Bruce?
- But the ship...

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It's really a two-man
operation at this point.

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Plus, it's getting so crowded up here.

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Cool.

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Thanks.

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Talk about naan-starter, am I right?

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Oh, you got to give me up for that.

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Oh, damn.

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Where are you guys going?

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Oh. We just think it's
best if we eat upstairs.

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Oh.

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Okay, we can get some chairs and...

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No, dude.

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Just us.

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Seriously?

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Can't we all just eat together?

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Uh... no, Owen. We can't.

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- Because you people reek!
- Todd!

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I'm sorry. It's the truth, though.
Come on.

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Of course it's the truth.
They're disgusting.

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But, you know, they're
still our friends.

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Well, every time I'm near them,

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all I smell is the stink
of that island...

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the foulness, the death,

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Karen's B.O.,

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all the random dumps everywhere!

262
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Don't you people get it?

263
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:51,723
You're covered in filth!

264
00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,266
And I can't stand it!

265
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,618
My God, I mean, the women
smell like the men,

266
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,127
and the men... You smell
like horse people.

267
00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:01,031
I'm sorry.

268
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:02,814
I can't go back there.

269
00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,202
Come on.

270
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,691
You coming, Florence?

271
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Florence.

272
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,493
Who is playing that?!

273
00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,322
I found it upstairs.

274
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,447
Well, can you stop?!

275
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,455
Will someone pass me a spoon?

276
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,535
Do we not have utensils?

277
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,027
The Cleans took them all!

278
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:55,423
No. We are not animals.

279
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I am going upstairs.

280
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I am going to get us some silverware.

281
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We will have some dignity!

282
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,136
Suit yourself.

283
00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:10,381
Hey, man!

284
00:14:10,406 --> 00:14:11,973
We got the ship running!
We're going home!

285
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:13,546
Yeah, we felt the engines. That's great.

286
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:14,747
It was my idea to find a shipping lane,

287
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,215
and Pack was all like, "No way, bro!"

288
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- And I was like...
- I'm sorry, can this wait?

289
00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:20,357
'Cause I have to go now and
get our spoons and our forks

290
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from the goddamn shower people.

291
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The what?

292
00:14:23,314 --> 00:14:25,748
I know, right? Can you
believe that shit?

293
00:14:30,264 --> 00:14:31,597
Mmm.

294
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:32,896
How is your food, darling?

295
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:34,340
It's excellent.

296
00:14:34,365 --> 00:14:35,803
And how are you, Roger?

297
00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:45,586
Oh, he's filthy.

298
00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:47,388
Sir, can I help you?

299
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:49,637
Sir? It's Owen.

300
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Tell you what, my man.

301
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Be a good sport and go
back to your own kind.

302
00:14:54,439 --> 00:14:55,905
"Your own kind"?

303
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,357
Todd, you sound insane right now.

304
00:14:57,382 --> 00:15:00,013
Wait, what is... Are these desserts?

305
00:15:00,038 --> 00:15:03,335
So is this why you guys have
been sneaking upstairs?

306
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,818
Well, there simply wasn't
enough for everyone, so...

307
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So you just decided to hoard
it all for yourselves?

308
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You guys take one shower,

309
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suddenly you think you're
better than everybody else?

310
00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:14,718
Well, you're not. These
belong to us, too.

311
00:15:14,743 --> 00:15:16,061
Sir, just come with me, please.

312
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,013
Okay, stop calling me sir, you weirdo.

313
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,618
Give him hell, Chetsworth!

314
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,034
Look! It's as if he's
covered in fessies!

315
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:43,402
Good God!

316
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:46,302
Pick yourself up, my man!

317
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:47,948
Come on!

318
00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:49,172
Oh, oh, oh!

319
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:55,372
Shut up! You sound like "The Purge"!

320
00:15:55,397 --> 00:15:57,138
Oh, come now, Florence!

321
00:15:57,163 --> 00:16:00,864
We were just having a
little fun with the boy!

322
00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:02,881
I guess dessert's cancelled.

323
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,929
Are there no forks?

324
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,115
Who gives a shit?

325
00:16:15,794 --> 00:16:17,482
It's weird.

326
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,773
I should be psyched
that we're going home,

327
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,551
but this thing whole thing
with Owen and Florence,

328
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it's like, what the hell?

329
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:28,667
You know, suddenly, he's whipped?

330
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,534
I'm like, "Hi!"

331
00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:34,901
Remember me, your old best friend?"

332
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:40,003
And now, I just had to watch
Bruce and Pack become besties.

333
00:16:40,028 --> 00:16:41,945
I mean, it's weird.
They're a weird pairing!

334
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:44,260
They shouldn't be friends!

335
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:48,108
I just kind of feel
like the odd man out.

336
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,933
I'm sorry.

337
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:54,659
I think I just needed to talk it out.

338
00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:57,366
Thank you for listening, Karen.

339
00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,181
Hmm?

340
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:01,011
What?

341
00:17:01,036 --> 00:17:02,698
Were you talking to me?

342
00:17:02,723 --> 00:17:04,105
Yeah, I was talking to you!

343
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,263
Weren't you listening?

344
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,399
Nope.

345
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:07,479
But you were nodding your head!

346
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,999
You were looking at me the whole time!

347
00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,057
Oh, no.

348
00:17:10,082 --> 00:17:12,407
No, I was counting every pea I ate.

349
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,163
It's good to know how many I can take in

350
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before I need to make some more space.

351
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,276
Oh, boy.

352
00:17:18,301 --> 00:17:19,500
Wow.

353
00:17:19,525 --> 00:17:21,725
Looks like the number's 484.

354
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,417
Here we go.

355
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,355
All right.

356
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,347
Okay.

357
00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:29,975
- Owen, wait!
- Leave me alone.

358
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,966
I don't want to get my
"island stink" on you.

359
00:17:31,991 --> 00:17:34,527
No, listen! I'm really sorry.

360
00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:38,487
Well, whatever. You're
clean, I'm clearly not.

361
00:17:39,856 --> 00:17:41,629
What... Oh, my God.

362
00:17:41,654 --> 00:17:42,839
Oh, yeah.

363
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,481
Mm.

364
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,347
Is that better?

365
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,238
That's...

366
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:55,435
Oh.

367
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,667
- That's good.
- Thank you.

368
00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:58,448
Okay.

369
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:00,815
Wait a minute.

370
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,957
I think I know how to
put an end to this.

371
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:05,722
The guns?

372
00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:08,131
What? No! Oh, my God!

373
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,198
Oh, yeah. Um, what do you mean?

374
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,767
Come with me.

375
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:14,307
I'm telling you, he shaved
half of his head off!

376
00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,890
Oh, man. I got to be
honest with you, Bruce.

377
00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:20,386
I was wrong about you.

378
00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:21,577
How do you mean?

379
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,570
Well, I thought you were
a certain type of guy.

380
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And it turns out you're
a lot more, you know.

381
00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:28,820
You know, and... and to think that

382
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if we hadn't landed on that island,

383
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we would've never gotten the
chance to know each other.

384
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,948
I'm glad that we did.

385
00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:36,402
Amen to that, brother.

386
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,527
- Yeah.
- Right there.

387
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,816
Hey, you know what my favorite part

388
00:18:39,841 --> 00:18:41,417
about being on that island was?

389
00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:42,712
Lay it on me, Big Bruce.

390
00:18:42,737 --> 00:18:44,637
There wasn't a single [bleep] Mexican.

391
00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:46,081
Yep, there it is. I'm
gonna get some air.

392
00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:47,058
All right. Sounds good, lil' buddy!

393
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,105
I'm here when you need me.

394
00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:58,909
Anyone up for a round of chair polo?

395
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:01,761
Hey! Shower people!

396
00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:02,918
Oh!

397
00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:05,744
God, no!

398
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,147
Gah!

399
00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:24,037
Make them unclean!

400
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,695
Hey!

401
00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:59,042
Sorry, Todd.

402
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,701
We've come too far to be divided now.

403
00:20:03,528 --> 00:20:06,347
You're right.

404
00:20:10,113 --> 00:20:13,596
Hey, was I speaking with
an accent back there?

405
00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:15,988
Yeah.

406
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,261
Sorry I smashed corn down your crack.

407
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,886
That's okay. I didn't hate it.

408
00:20:24,236 --> 00:20:28,538
You and I... We are same now.

409
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,354
What's wrong with you?

410
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:32,323
Did you hit your head?

411
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:39,489
Look!

412
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,996
Showers!

413
00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:52,236
Hey, are you okay, dude?

414
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,761
Oh, yeah!

415
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,667
I'm Shawshankin' bro!

416
00:20:56,692 --> 00:21:00,737
Aah!

417
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:07,995
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