1 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:54,006 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:54,823 --> 00:00:56,694 Good morning, citizens. 3 00:00:56,695 --> 00:00:58,576 Productivity. 4 00:00:58,577 --> 00:01:00,297 Prosperity. 5 00:01:00,298 --> 00:01:03,380 From sea to shining sea. 6 00:01:03,381 --> 00:01:05,342 Mex-US-Can. 7 00:01:05,343 --> 00:01:07,183 Yes, us can. 8 00:01:07,184 --> 00:01:09,225 Mex-US-Can. 9 00:01:09,226 --> 00:01:11,347 Yes, us can. 10 00:01:11,348 --> 00:01:14,390 Yes, us can! Mex-US-Can! 11 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:26,761 Ooh, easy there, partner. 12 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:28,322 Could you not be here right now? 13 00:01:28,323 --> 00:01:29,924 Your ride would go a whole lot smoother with... 14 00:01:29,925 --> 00:01:31,205 I need some privacy, for goddamn sake. 15 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:32,583 Desert Shave. 16 00:01:32,584 --> 00:01:34,848 I reckon that's 'cause only Desert Shave 17 00:01:34,849 --> 00:01:37,010 combines real aloe and cactus nectar... 18 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:40,293 I said get out! You people have no decency. 19 00:01:40,294 --> 00:01:41,895 - Mag! - What? 20 00:01:41,896 --> 00:01:43,656 - Maggie... - What is it? I'm busy. 21 00:01:43,657 --> 00:01:45,217 Happy trails... 22 00:01:45,218 --> 00:01:47,607 For God's sake, stop banging routers. 23 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,071 Use voice control. You're so tactile. 24 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:53,191 I thought we said no more ads in the goddamn bathroom. 25 00:01:53,192 --> 00:01:55,146 Bom dia. Como vai? 26 00:01:55,147 --> 00:01:56,988 Jesus, Maggie, seriously? 27 00:01:56,989 --> 00:01:59,030 What? It's just an ad. 28 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:02,273 Encantado. Chamo-me Flavio. 29 00:02:02,274 --> 00:02:04,955 I don't know much, Philbert, 30 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:06,917 but I know good coffee. 31 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,478 Mmm. 32 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:10,200 Tell me about your dark roast. 33 00:02:13,684 --> 00:02:17,286 Use voice control, you caveman! 34 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:19,248 You know what, they... they don't even wear 35 00:02:19,249 --> 00:02:21,450 Alpaca in Brazil. 36 00:02:21,451 --> 00:02:23,412 You're late for work, by the way. 37 00:02:54,651 --> 00:02:56,882 Local time, 7:54 a.m., 38 00:02:56,883 --> 00:02:59,213 October 19th, 2054. 39 00:02:59,214 --> 00:03:01,935 Only two weeks until election day. 40 00:03:01,936 --> 00:03:04,137 In fact, with us on "Politics Now" 41 00:03:04,138 --> 00:03:06,010 is The Candidate. 42 00:03:10,385 --> 00:03:13,386 Around this time of year, we get tons of calls, 43 00:03:13,387 --> 00:03:15,089 complaints, you could say, 44 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:17,740 about our nation's Uniparty system. 45 00:03:17,741 --> 00:03:20,703 Folks who believe that the election's already decided, 46 00:03:20,704 --> 00:03:23,266 and that their vote doesn't matter. 47 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:24,667 What do you say to folks like that? 48 00:03:24,668 --> 00:03:26,469 "Great question, Rashad." 49 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:28,390 That's a great question, Rashad. 50 00:03:28,391 --> 00:03:31,273 It's not about the result. 51 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:33,315 It is about the process. 52 00:03:33,316 --> 00:03:35,957 And having every North American citizen, 53 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:38,239 from Yucatan to Yukon, 54 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,362 acknowledge and affirm the will of the majority 55 00:03:41,363 --> 00:03:43,164 by casting their "Yay" ballot. 56 00:03:43,165 --> 00:03:46,046 It's critical. It's not just ceremony. 57 00:03:46,047 --> 00:03:48,333 - It is solidarity. - Well said. 58 00:03:48,334 --> 00:03:50,330 Well said. 59 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,452 We have Rachel from Ontario on the line. 60 00:03:52,453 --> 00:03:54,454 Caller, you're on. 61 00:03:54,455 --> 00:03:57,376 This is sick. We don't have a choice. 62 00:03:57,377 --> 00:04:00,707 Wake up. Why are we all pretending like we have a choice? 63 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:04,263 One candidate is not democracy. 64 00:04:04,264 --> 00:04:05,496 She's got a point. 65 00:04:05,497 --> 00:04:06,922 Candidate, would you like to... 66 00:04:06,923 --> 00:04:07,997 Um... 67 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,628 You know, it's been a long cull this season. 68 00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:12,430 It's been a very long cull. 69 00:04:12,431 --> 00:04:14,792 And for us, 70 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:17,354 as a great meganation, 71 00:04:17,355 --> 00:04:21,318 to finally get down from 52 candidates 72 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:23,119 to one candidate, 73 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,923 well, it speaks to the great democratizing powers 74 00:04:26,924 --> 00:04:29,405 of collective deliberation. 75 00:04:31,048 --> 00:04:34,290 Mex-US-Can! Yes, us can! 76 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:38,934 Yes, us can! Mex-US-Can! 77 00:04:38,935 --> 00:04:40,735 Yes, us can! 78 00:04:40,736 --> 00:04:42,697 Don't forget to tune in tonight 79 00:04:42,698 --> 00:04:45,740 for a special live interview with The Candidate. 80 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:12,164 Late again, Philbert. 81 00:05:12,165 --> 00:05:13,979 Yeah, I... I know, I know. I'm... I'm sorry. 82 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,064 The train was late. 83 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,649 Why don't you get a car like everyone else? 84 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,570 Thank you. 85 00:05:19,571 --> 00:05:21,572 Ah, shit. 86 00:05:24,536 --> 00:05:26,296 You know, it'd be so much easier 87 00:05:26,297 --> 00:05:29,059 if you just bought yourself a computer-operated vehicle. 88 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:32,902 Set the address, have you here by 7:30 sharp. 89 00:05:32,903 --> 00:05:34,704 Plus, you wouldn't even have to clock in anymore. 90 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:36,028 It does it for you. 91 00:05:36,029 --> 00:05:38,908 - It's free money. - Nah, I... I know, I know. 92 00:05:38,909 --> 00:05:40,669 You're such a fucking manualist. 93 00:05:40,670 --> 00:05:42,231 It's just old habits, sir. 94 00:05:42,232 --> 00:05:44,593 Yes, well, old habits die hard, Philbert. 95 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,874 Which line am I on? 96 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,595 - B-Three. - Come on... 97 00:05:47,596 --> 00:05:50,718 Show up early, Mr. Manualist, if you want B-One. 98 00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:52,520 It's just B-Two's not even through a run yet, so... 99 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:54,121 Lenny's set up on B-Two. 100 00:05:54,122 --> 00:05:56,363 You'll take B-Three. 101 00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:58,416 Thank you. 102 00:06:02,378 --> 00:06:04,771 Hiya there, Phil, we're two buckets behind, bud... 103 00:06:04,772 --> 00:06:06,212 Morning there, sweetie. 104 00:06:06,213 --> 00:06:07,734 We'll catch up. Don't you worry. 105 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,307 Absolutely, Mary. Send the first bucket in. 106 00:06:20,956 --> 00:06:22,747 You lucky fuck. 107 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:25,469 Early bird gets the worm, Phil. 108 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,871 How you doing this morning, buddy? 109 00:06:26,872 --> 00:06:29,193 Ah, it's one of those mornings, pal. 110 00:06:29,194 --> 00:06:31,401 Tell me about it, man. 111 00:06:31,402 --> 00:06:33,277 - Lunch in the Caf today? - Sure, why not? 112 00:06:33,278 --> 00:06:35,078 See if Eddie wants to come. 113 00:06:35,079 --> 00:06:37,000 - Hey, Eddie old boy... - Yeah? 114 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:38,721 Sandwiches in the Caf today? 115 00:06:38,722 --> 00:06:40,963 Well, who the hell else am I gonna eat with? 116 00:06:42,806 --> 00:06:44,166 You boys just keep up 117 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:46,088 this monster pace I'm putting down. 118 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:47,850 Just keep sending the good ones, Eddie. 119 00:06:47,851 --> 00:06:50,532 - You got it. - Only the good ones. 120 00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:54,226 Facet A, 17.34 millimeters. 121 00:06:55,988 --> 00:06:57,698 Aperture 1, clear. 122 00:06:57,699 --> 00:06:59,700 Aperture 2, clear. 123 00:06:59,701 --> 00:07:01,302 Aperture 3... 124 00:07:01,303 --> 00:07:03,892 So, my wife's fucking a coffee ad, that's great. 125 00:07:04,826 --> 00:07:05,979 What? 126 00:07:07,799 --> 00:07:09,269 How's that even possible? 127 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:10,830 Those things don't even have peckers. 128 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,992 The only thing they peck is your bank account. 129 00:07:12,993 --> 00:07:15,365 Yeah, but still, she's pretty involved. 130 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:19,478 You think too hard about these things. 131 00:07:19,479 --> 00:07:21,360 You know what you need, Philly? 132 00:07:21,361 --> 00:07:23,802 You need to buy something. That's why you're depressed. 133 00:07:23,803 --> 00:07:26,164 Sir, I'm not depressed. I'm just... 134 00:07:26,165 --> 00:07:28,446 No, you definitely depressed. 135 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,368 I mean, when was the last time you bought something? 136 00:07:30,369 --> 00:07:32,089 I charged up my Transcard yesterday. 137 00:07:32,090 --> 00:07:33,691 No, stupid, 138 00:07:33,692 --> 00:07:36,854 we're talking about buying a real thing, 139 00:07:36,855 --> 00:07:38,388 you know, a thing-thing. 140 00:07:38,389 --> 00:07:40,168 Yeah, like something that would be around for a while, 141 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,339 - like an object. - I don't need any objects. 142 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:43,980 Everybody needs a little something 143 00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:46,262 from time to time. Don't be a paranoid. 144 00:07:46,263 --> 00:07:48,535 You know what, guys, never mind. I'm sorry I brought it up. 145 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,626 And don't get bent all out of shape, Phil. 146 00:07:50,627 --> 00:07:51,992 Okay? We here for you. 147 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,709 You know what you need to buy? 148 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,631 You need to buy some cheese. 149 00:07:55,632 --> 00:07:57,392 Am I right, Len? 150 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,074 He's definitely right. 151 00:07:59,075 --> 00:08:01,196 What the fuck's eating cheese gotta do with it? 152 00:08:01,197 --> 00:08:03,358 - It's not about the eating. - Exactly. 153 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,520 The Yellow Bonnet girl will pick you right up, 154 00:08:05,521 --> 00:08:07,601 if you know what I mean. 155 00:08:07,602 --> 00:08:10,324 - So, what's she look like? - For me, it's a redhead. 156 00:08:10,325 --> 00:08:12,206 Right, and mine has, like, a great ass 157 00:08:12,207 --> 00:08:14,368 and, like, some bee sting titties. 158 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:17,010 Yeah, Mag... Maggie buys that, uh... that cow brand. 159 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:18,932 - Uh... uh... Blue Bell. - Blue Bell? 160 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,454 - Something like that, yeah. - Blue Bell? No, fuck that. 161 00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:24,014 From now on, you be a man. You buy your own brand. 162 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:25,416 And you buy a lot. 163 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,378 Like, say, maybe three, four packs 164 00:08:27,379 --> 00:08:29,168 - your first trip. - Exactly. 165 00:08:29,169 --> 00:08:30,941 Then you turn on the kitchen router, 166 00:08:30,942 --> 00:08:33,784 and wait for the magic. 167 00:08:38,229 --> 00:08:40,110 Hey, Mags... 168 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,035 Hey, Maggie, you in back? 169 00:08:51,992 --> 00:08:53,797 Maggie? 170 00:09:21,678 --> 00:09:24,710 - You have really good taste. - Oh... 171 00:09:24,711 --> 00:09:26,157 Hey, how are ya? 172 00:09:26,712 --> 00:09:29,874 Here's a little something for next time. 173 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:35,760 Thank you. 174 00:09:35,761 --> 00:09:39,003 - Phil? - Oh. Yeah... 175 00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:40,435 Hey, hon. I didn't realize you were here. 176 00:09:40,436 --> 00:09:41,793 I was just putting up some groceries. 177 00:09:41,794 --> 00:09:43,235 - No, no, no... - What? 178 00:09:43,236 --> 00:09:44,823 - No, don't... - Fuck, fuck. 179 00:09:44,824 --> 00:09:46,230 - God damn it. - Sorry. 180 00:09:46,231 --> 00:09:47,792 - No, no. - I'm sorry. 181 00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:49,473 Yeah, I was... I was gonna move those, 182 00:09:49,474 --> 00:09:51,355 but there's no space in the freezer, so... 183 00:09:51,356 --> 00:09:52,916 - There was a sale. - Yeah, sure. 184 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,397 - It's just decaf. - I, uh... 185 00:09:54,398 --> 00:09:56,439 you want a snack or something? I... 186 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,361 Oh, no, that's sweet. Um, I was just coming in 187 00:09:58,362 --> 00:10:00,123 to tell you that the speech is about to start. 188 00:10:00,124 --> 00:10:01,804 Hey, Mag, I'm... I'm making a sandwich. 189 00:10:01,805 --> 00:10:03,045 I'll... I'll be there in a minute. 190 00:10:03,046 --> 00:10:04,424 Hurry up, it's about to start. 191 00:10:04,425 --> 00:10:06,423 You sure you don't want something? 192 00:10:14,296 --> 00:10:16,574 You have really good taste. 193 00:10:17,339 --> 00:10:18,859 Hey. 194 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,742 Here's a little something for next time. 195 00:10:23,985 --> 00:10:26,153 Thanks. 196 00:10:26,154 --> 00:10:28,340 Tell me what you want. 197 00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:29,962 You know, this is not about what I want. 198 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:34,994 This is about what the good citizens of Mex-US-Can want. 199 00:10:34,995 --> 00:10:37,116 - Can we change it now? - It's almost over, honey. 200 00:10:37,117 --> 00:10:39,198 Ugh, so selfish. 201 00:10:39,199 --> 00:10:40,919 What, there's another projector in the other room. 202 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,721 - Come on. - Okay, I'm going. 203 00:10:42,722 --> 00:10:45,123 And what are you going to do once affirmed? 204 00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:46,430 Well, as I said before, 205 00:10:46,431 --> 00:10:48,206 it's not about what I'm going to do. 206 00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:50,007 It's about what we, 207 00:10:50,008 --> 00:10:52,570 as a great meganation, are going to do. 208 00:10:52,571 --> 00:10:54,003 - And... - Right. 209 00:10:54,004 --> 00:10:56,029 I think we all know what we have to do. 210 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,984 We have to renew our commitment to education. 211 00:10:57,985 --> 00:11:00,742 - Mm-hmm. - Really invest in our public schools. 212 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,139 And, uh... as I've always said, 213 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,901 we have to take a hard look at our infrastructure. 214 00:11:04,902 --> 00:11:06,582 - Right, sure. - And, as you all know, 215 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,224 we have to kill all others... 216 00:11:08,225 --> 00:11:10,386 What? What? 217 00:11:10,387 --> 00:11:12,708 As you know, we have to kill all others. 218 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,630 And at the same time... 219 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,832 And, as you know, we have to kill all others. 220 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,234 Holy shit. Hon, hon, uh, did you hear that? 221 00:11:19,235 --> 00:11:22,036 The... The Candidate just went crazy on TV. 222 00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:24,198 Research and colonization efforts... 223 00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:26,640 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me stop you right here. 224 00:11:26,641 --> 00:11:28,322 Let's dig into that. 225 00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,284 Hon, co... come in here. You gotta see this. 226 00:11:30,285 --> 00:11:31,965 That is a really controversial stance, 227 00:11:31,966 --> 00:11:33,927 as most Mex-US-Cans will tell you. 228 00:11:33,928 --> 00:11:36,489 Uh, continued investment in extra-Earth research 229 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:38,451 at this point is... is wasteful. 230 00:11:38,452 --> 00:11:40,052 Wait, what? 231 00:11:40,053 --> 00:11:41,854 - I can't believe she missed it. - What happened? 232 00:11:41,855 --> 00:11:44,657 The... The Candidate just said on international TV 233 00:11:44,658 --> 00:11:47,499 that we... we have to kill all others. 234 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,061 They said that? 235 00:11:49,062 --> 00:11:50,782 Yeah... it's over. I mean, it's crazy. 236 00:11:50,783 --> 00:11:52,544 The... the... the interviewer's gonna nail 'em. 237 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,866 And in your own words... 238 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:56,107 I can't believe you just said this... 239 00:11:56,108 --> 00:11:57,440 Oh, here we go. 240 00:11:57,441 --> 00:11:59,510 Public schools are a failing preposition. 241 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,312 Most of them are hovering, 242 00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:02,553 what, below 20% at the moment... 243 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,874 Jesus Christ. Come on, people. 244 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,595 What's going on here? 245 00:12:05,596 --> 00:12:07,437 Okay, yeah, I'm going into my room. 246 00:12:07,438 --> 00:12:09,199 H... hon, no, no, come... come... come here! 247 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,521 You... you gotta... you gotta hear this, hon. 248 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,322 Everybody deserves an education. 249 00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:14,574 Everybody deserves 250 00:12:14,575 --> 00:12:15,925 an education. 251 00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:18,287 20%, 10%. 252 00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:27,695 To pour more money into fruitless research. 253 00:12:27,696 --> 00:12:29,857 No, you are too short-sighted... 254 00:12:29,858 --> 00:12:31,779 Nobody's talking about that. 255 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:34,221 We're arguing the wrong things. 256 00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:38,225 You guys see that shit last night? Unbelievable. 257 00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:39,586 I didn't watch it. 258 00:12:39,587 --> 00:12:40,919 Yeah, I just caught a piece of it. 259 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,618 I mean, this changes everything, you know. 260 00:12:42,619 --> 00:12:43,988 They're gonna have to impeach The Candidate. 261 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,431 No way they're letting them get through after they said that. 262 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,594 - What'd they say? - Kill all others. 263 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:52,438 - You're shitting me. - I shit you not. 264 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,359 It was bananas, all right? I was up all night Googling. 265 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,121 I can't believe it's not on the news already. 266 00:12:56,122 --> 00:12:58,283 All right, you guys, on the floor. 267 00:12:58,284 --> 00:13:01,606 Philbert, B-One. Ed, B-Two. 268 00:13:01,607 --> 00:13:03,207 Lenny, B-Three. 269 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,770 Just kill me now, B-Three. 270 00:13:05,771 --> 00:13:07,571 I wanna see that for myself. 271 00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,453 All right, you gotta... you gotta see the video. 272 00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:10,854 It's nuts. 273 00:13:13,057 --> 00:13:14,898 It's weird, I can't find the video anywhere. 274 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:17,700 It's like they're not showing it or something. 275 00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:20,022 Probably they don't wanna repeat it. 276 00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:22,825 I'm sure that you'll see it on the news tonight. 277 00:13:22,826 --> 00:13:25,387 - You might've just misheard. - No, I didn't mishear. 278 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,989 Uh, you know what, the commentators 279 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:29,511 aren't talking about it, but the people will be. 280 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:32,634 I know who will have it. BBC will have it. 281 00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,264 They don't hold back. 282 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,838 Hey, Ed, if I find that link, you want me to send it to you? 283 00:13:37,839 --> 00:13:39,249 Yeah, yeah. 284 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,710 Later, Phil. 285 00:13:41,282 --> 00:13:44,044 I, uh, don't wanna talk political on the headsets. 286 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:46,406 Jeez, you guys are no fun. 287 00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:49,099 Just shut up and push your button, monkey. 288 00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:53,933 Screw you, Lenny. 289 00:13:55,976 --> 00:13:58,297 Why am I the only one who saw and heard it? 290 00:14:14,122 --> 00:14:15,312 Well, then, why... why do they even 291 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,234 fucking keep us on, you know? 292 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:20,156 What? Mr. Political, you... 293 00:14:20,157 --> 00:14:22,238 you wanna lose your job all of a sudden? 294 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,280 Nah, it's not that. It's just, you know, 295 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,882 3,000 guys. 296 00:14:25,883 --> 00:14:27,483 I mean, you... you... you're telling me 297 00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:29,805 you can automate a whole entire factory, right, 298 00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:32,047 but you still need three guys to run it? 299 00:14:32,048 --> 00:14:34,049 It's quality control. 300 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:35,530 Machines can't do that shit. 301 00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:37,652 Nah, they could. They... they... they can. 302 00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:39,574 First of all, it's against the law. 303 00:14:39,575 --> 00:14:41,896 Second of all, thank God the union fought for it. 304 00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,698 You, of all people, should know that. 305 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,900 You've... you've been around since the old days. 306 00:14:45,901 --> 00:14:47,581 No, my... my dad was a union man. 307 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,903 Read the fine print three times, 308 00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:52,265 think twice, decide once. 309 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,388 - He taught me to really see. - Well, then, there you go. 310 00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:56,950 It's part of the whole global trade agreement. 311 00:14:56,951 --> 00:14:59,031 You can't export all the workers, 312 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,553 automate all the positions. 313 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:03,636 Gotta keep some guys around here, right? 314 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,517 What, you'd rather be in a Djibouti plant? 315 00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:08,880 Or Guangzhou? Or worse, fucking Krakow? 316 00:15:08,881 --> 00:15:10,201 God forbid. 317 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,323 The weather's probably better. 318 00:15:12,324 --> 00:15:16,045 Nah, it's just I can't stop thinking, you know. 319 00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:18,809 What does it mean that they kept us here? 320 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,571 It means we're the best. 321 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:24,214 Out of 3,000 guys? Come on, man, we're just tokens, man. 322 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:28,189 You know, Philbert, you're in a real shitty mood today, man. 323 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,465 That, uh... that video you were talking about, 324 00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:38,547 - I saw it too. - You saw it? 325 00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,629 The "kill everybody else" thing? It's... it's crazy, man. 326 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,390 I mean, it's fucking scary is what it is, Ed. 327 00:15:42,391 --> 00:15:44,793 I mean, and it's got me... 328 00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,354 Easy. 329 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:48,097 Yeah, relax. 330 00:15:48,837 --> 00:15:52,477 This, uh, political stuff, don't take it so seriously. 331 00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,802 It doesn't mean anything. 332 00:15:54,803 --> 00:15:57,523 Just lay off, go have some fun or something. 333 00:15:58,206 --> 00:15:59,566 You saw the shit they're saying... 334 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,007 Those idiots say anything. 335 00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:02,569 We know it isn't real, all right? 336 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,011 It's just entertainment. It's all it is. 337 00:16:07,294 --> 00:16:09,695 Speaking of entertainment, 338 00:16:09,696 --> 00:16:11,457 did you check out that, uh, 339 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,498 cheese gal like we were telling ya? 340 00:16:13,499 --> 00:16:15,300 Oh, yeah, I did. Uh, it's just it's stupid. 341 00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:17,238 I mean, it's not like you can touch her or anything, so... 342 00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:18,310 Oh, yeah? 343 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,665 The optics can take you a long way. 344 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,787 Don't be so tactile, my friend. 345 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,351 Hang in there, old timer. 346 00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,152 Thanks, Ed. 347 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,285 This is Washington and Wells. 348 00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:49,731 Transfer to Orange Line trains at Washington and Wells. 349 00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:54,135 This is a Pink Line train to 54th and Sumac. 350 00:17:02,874 --> 00:17:05,385 I think it's more about anti-establishment sentiment 351 00:17:05,386 --> 00:17:08,468 than any real agenda against a so-called other... 352 00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:10,069 That's a fair point... 353 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,951 Finally, somebody's talking about it. 354 00:17:11,952 --> 00:17:13,993 As you know, we have to kill all others. 355 00:17:13,994 --> 00:17:15,794 - And at the same time... - Well, obviously, 356 00:17:15,795 --> 00:17:17,836 The Candidate isn't speaking literally. 357 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,758 - This is just about ideas... - He's lying. 358 00:17:19,759 --> 00:17:21,199 I think... 359 00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:35,292 Hey. 360 00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:37,734 What happened? 361 00:17:37,735 --> 00:17:39,175 Hey. 362 00:17:41,579 --> 00:17:44,420 Hey. 363 00:17:44,421 --> 00:17:46,262 Hey, somebody's in here. 364 00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:51,386 Hey, somebody's still in here. 365 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,629 Hey, guys... 366 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:56,031 Yes, we are working on it, Philbert. 367 00:17:56,032 --> 00:17:57,392 Who is this? 368 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,381 Aah! 369 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:55,324 Did you feel yourself or others in immediate danger? 370 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:59,047 No. I mean, yeah... yeah. 371 00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:01,690 Be... before the... the train was... was sketchy... 372 00:19:01,691 --> 00:19:03,972 Sketchy? 373 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:07,054 Mechanically, you know... I mean, it... it stopped. 374 00:19:07,055 --> 00:19:09,016 Uh... frozen. 375 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,538 That... that's the... that's the word. 376 00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:12,099 It had frozen just moments before. 377 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,780 But then we... we went past this sign. 378 00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:16,223 Trancom reports that there was a brief power fail. 379 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:17,904 Yeah, well, it wasn't brief. It was more like... 380 00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:20,333 And during this brief power failure, 381 00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:22,996 you were fighting to the point that you felt it necessary 382 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:25,360 to engage the emergency braking system? 383 00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:28,193 Well, no, no, the... that was because of the sign, 384 00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:30,916 - which I'm trying to tell you about. - The sign told you to stop the train? 385 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,197 No, of course not. 386 00:19:32,198 --> 00:19:35,120 Look, I'm not crazy, okay? 387 00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:36,874 I'm not crazy. I... 388 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,846 some hackers must've gotten to it. 389 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,048 It was terrible, and I just... I wanted to get a better look. 390 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,729 It was... 391 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,297 it was hate speech. 392 00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:53,912 It said to "kill all others" 393 00:19:53,913 --> 00:19:55,378 in giant letters. 394 00:19:57,301 --> 00:19:58,861 Isn't that some sort of crime or something? 395 00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,302 I mean... 396 00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:04,026 It's very dangerous. 397 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:06,606 How does the water feel? 398 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,153 Fast. 399 00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:16,237 - Soothing. - The sensors usually override 400 00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:18,599 erroneous user input. 401 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,721 However, in your case, it stopped... 402 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,402 Yeah, because it was dangerous. The cops... 403 00:20:22,403 --> 00:20:24,204 Causing the train pod behind yours 404 00:20:24,205 --> 00:20:26,406 to crash into you. 405 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:31,610 - Crashed? I crashed a train? - Rarely happens, 406 00:20:31,611 --> 00:20:33,893 and "rare" would really be an overstatement. 407 00:20:33,894 --> 00:20:36,135 "Never" would be more accurate. 408 00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:39,097 Train incidents, they don't really happen anymore. 409 00:20:39,098 --> 00:20:41,780 Auto-piloting rules out human error. 410 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,341 Same for COVs. 411 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,770 Except, of course, the occasional outliers. 412 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,987 Drugs, chemicals, those can create outliers. 413 00:20:49,988 --> 00:20:52,109 I wasn't drinking. I wasn't on anything. 414 00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:53,444 I was just... 415 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,072 I was just concerned, that's all. 416 00:20:57,475 --> 00:20:59,033 So you weren't. 417 00:21:01,088 --> 00:21:02,578 He's all clean. 418 00:21:04,451 --> 00:21:06,162 Thank you. 419 00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:13,088 Nevertheless, Trancom does not want you back on their system. 420 00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:14,809 Temporarily. 421 00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,693 This conversation will be recorded 422 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,055 for documentation purposes. 423 00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:23,217 Consent? 424 00:21:23,218 --> 00:21:25,619 Uh, yeah, yep, yes. 425 00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:31,464 Now that we've established the situational facts, 426 00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:35,868 we now are going to assess the pre-dispositional factors. 427 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:37,670 Uh, what? Um, I'm not really clear... 428 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,232 A simple yes or no is fine. 429 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,235 - Is everything okay at home? - Yes. 430 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:47,439 Any recent feelings of anxiety, depression, or paranoia? 431 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,000 No, I told you everything's... 432 00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:51,482 Any unexplained weight loss, weight gain, 433 00:21:51,483 --> 00:21:54,245 - sleeplessness, apathy... - God, no. 434 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,967 - Obsessive fixations? - Uh, no. 435 00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:59,190 I'm... fine. 436 00:21:59,191 --> 00:22:00,931 I remind you that your veracity 437 00:22:00,932 --> 00:22:02,732 in the pre-dispositional assessment 438 00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:05,415 is equally important to the evaluation of your claim 439 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:07,810 to the situational assessment. 440 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:11,620 Can you count he snowflakes? 441 00:22:14,024 --> 00:22:15,824 No, I'm sorry, I don't think I can. 442 00:22:15,825 --> 00:22:17,506 Do you see the sheep? 443 00:22:19,308 --> 00:22:21,149 No. 444 00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:24,352 In the upper left-hand corner, do you see the sheep? 445 00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:33,400 No, I'm sorry, I don't see the sheep. 446 00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:36,643 Has anything changed in your psychic environment, 447 00:22:36,644 --> 00:22:39,165 real or imagined? 448 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,167 In your interpersonal relationships, 449 00:22:41,168 --> 00:22:43,769 or your professional life, that would impair your ability 450 00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:45,811 to absorb, process, 451 00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:48,814 or respond to the world around you. 452 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:53,218 What does COV provisional mean? 453 00:22:53,219 --> 00:22:55,099 It means what it sounds like it means, Maggie. 454 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,760 No, Philbert, uh-uh. Don't do this, okay? 455 00:22:57,761 --> 00:22:59,103 You don't get to do this right now. 456 00:22:59,104 --> 00:23:01,986 Fuck, Maggie, please, look, I just got in an accident, okay? 457 00:23:01,987 --> 00:23:03,827 All right, I mean, I didn't even have an accident. 458 00:23:03,828 --> 00:23:05,309 The train did, you know. 459 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:06,561 I've been... I've been interrogated 460 00:23:06,562 --> 00:23:08,374 for the last three and a half fucking hours, 461 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,096 for an accident that wasn't even my fault. 462 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,155 There's no knocks on my license whatsoever, 463 00:23:12,156 --> 00:23:13,836 - so it's fine. - But it's provisional, 464 00:23:13,837 --> 00:23:16,839 - so there's still... - No, it... they... 465 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,081 Fuck. They just said I have to stay off 466 00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:20,923 public transit for a while. 467 00:23:20,924 --> 00:23:22,444 They're putting me in a new computer-operated vehicle. 468 00:23:22,445 --> 00:23:24,086 We don't have to ride around 469 00:23:24,087 --> 00:23:25,487 in this 20-year-old piece of junk anymore. 470 00:23:26,689 --> 00:23:28,409 No cost to us. 471 00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:30,211 Zero, zip, nada. 472 00:23:30,212 --> 00:23:32,533 Cased closed, okay? 473 00:23:36,378 --> 00:23:38,150 I'm sorry, honey. 474 00:23:39,621 --> 00:23:41,237 Are you all right? 475 00:23:43,697 --> 00:23:45,574 I'll pay better attention next time. 476 00:23:46,427 --> 00:23:49,989 We can all just fucking calm down. 477 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:52,151 It's all gonna be okay. 478 00:23:52,152 --> 00:23:54,073 You're okay, honey. 479 00:23:54,074 --> 00:23:55,634 You're okay. 480 00:23:57,156 --> 00:23:58,837 While rising sea levels 481 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,118 and rapidly increasing temperatures 482 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:01,759 have long since impacted... 483 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,442 Who dresses these people? 484 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,484 Kill all others. 485 00:24:06,485 --> 00:24:08,285 What sort of Candidate says this sort of thing? 486 00:24:08,286 --> 00:24:10,087 You hear this? 487 00:24:10,088 --> 00:24:11,889 It's unintellectual, and it's unpolitical. 488 00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:13,610 This is exactly what I've been saying all along. 489 00:24:13,611 --> 00:24:15,292 - Honey... - Systemic change we need. 490 00:24:15,293 --> 00:24:17,173 We'll get into all of this, folks, 491 00:24:17,174 --> 00:24:20,096 after the break. 492 00:24:20,097 --> 00:24:23,259 This ain't nothing. 493 00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:25,341 - Honey... - This ain't nothing. 494 00:24:25,342 --> 00:24:28,664 Honey, it's all this stuff. It's too much. 495 00:24:28,665 --> 00:24:31,426 Hey, I threw out all the coffee. 496 00:24:31,427 --> 00:24:32,836 Coffee? 497 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,500 I threw out all the coffee. 498 00:24:37,072 --> 00:24:39,378 - Okay. - And cheese. 499 00:24:39,715 --> 00:24:41,505 It's all my fault. 500 00:24:42,877 --> 00:24:44,091 Off. 501 00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:46,927 It's a distraction. 502 00:24:47,401 --> 00:24:49,202 I'm sorry. 503 00:24:53,647 --> 00:24:55,608 No more noise. Just us. 504 00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:57,289 Off. 505 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:01,493 - Just us. - Okay, babe. 506 00:25:09,702 --> 00:25:11,566 Lights. 507 00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:28,477 - I love you, Maggie. - I love you too. 508 00:25:28,478 --> 00:25:30,840 Oh, Jesus, look out. 509 00:25:30,841 --> 00:25:34,243 - It's Ms. Nichols. - How are ya? 510 00:25:34,244 --> 00:25:36,204 She's always out there. 511 00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:38,486 It's like she times it with our exit. 512 00:25:38,487 --> 00:25:40,008 "Let me tell you about all my problems." 513 00:25:42,091 --> 00:25:44,292 Don't let her get away! 514 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,973 Heading toward Clifton Place! 515 00:25:47,776 --> 00:25:50,177 Cut her off! 516 00:25:50,178 --> 00:25:52,259 - Help me! - Scary. 517 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,701 - Wow, you... stop the car. - What? We don't even know... 518 00:25:54,702 --> 00:25:57,183 - Stop the fucking car, please. - Philbert! 519 00:25:57,184 --> 00:25:58,745 - Hey, what's going on here? - Philbert! 520 00:25:58,746 --> 00:26:00,826 - Hey! Whoa! - Philbert! 521 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,468 I got her! 522 00:26:02,469 --> 00:26:04,069 - Hey! What's going on here? - No! 523 00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:05,791 - Help me. - What's going on here? 524 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,713 - Back off! We got her. - Got her doing what? 525 00:26:07,714 --> 00:26:10,035 - She's an Other. We caught her. - Hey, get off of her. 526 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,156 Hey, what's the matter with you? 527 00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:12,557 What's the matter with you? 528 00:26:12,558 --> 00:26:14,199 You can't just attack people like that. 529 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,120 - What's wrong with you? - What, do you know her? 530 00:26:16,121 --> 00:26:17,144 Huh? No, I don't fucking know her. 531 00:26:17,145 --> 00:26:18,162 - Get off of her. - No! 532 00:26:18,163 --> 00:26:19,535 Philbert, are you out of your mind? 533 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,315 No, I'm not going any place until the cops get here. 534 00:26:21,316 --> 00:26:23,022 Well, they're on their way, buddy, so back off. 535 00:26:23,023 --> 00:26:24,499 - She must've done something. - You back off. 536 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,750 Nah, I didn't see her do anything. 537 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,626 You don't know what this is about. 538 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:27,752 I don't need to. Get off of her! 539 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,796 - Philbert, let's go, now. - No, look, if nothing's wrong, 540 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,130 I'm gonna see this thing through. 541 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,215 - How 'bout that? - Well, see it through, asshole. 542 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,216 We'll report you too. 543 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,334 Call me a fucking asshole one more time! 544 00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,468 - Philbert, please! - Call me a fucking asshole. 545 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:38,762 - He's one of them. - One of who? 546 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,364 - Citizens, remain calm. - Hey! 547 00:26:44,065 --> 00:26:45,346 Mr. Noyce, stand back. 548 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,287 How do you know the suspect? 549 00:26:58,046 --> 00:27:00,159 Well, I... I didn't... 550 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,441 You know, I didn't... I didn't see her as a suspect. 551 00:27:02,442 --> 00:27:04,082 I just saw a woman running down the street. 552 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:06,084 You think you'd steer clear of any incidents, 553 00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:08,819 given that you were just here. 554 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,409 Look, I was literally on my way to work, 555 00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:14,051 when I saw this woman being chased, okay, 556 00:27:14,052 --> 00:27:17,374 and it just seemed wrong, and I... I just 557 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:20,188 reacted, okay? 558 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:25,021 Are... are those people being charged? 559 00:27:25,022 --> 00:27:26,703 Uh, 'cause they... 560 00:27:26,704 --> 00:27:29,065 I mean, they assaulted that woman. 561 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:31,107 Uh, I think I know some of their names. 562 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,788 The big guy, Rick, I think his name was, 563 00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:34,029 I mean, he just tackled that woman. 564 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:35,631 Look, Mr. Noyce, 565 00:27:35,632 --> 00:27:37,352 I'm not a political gal, 566 00:27:37,353 --> 00:27:39,875 and I do not buy into the mumbo jumbo 567 00:27:39,876 --> 00:27:42,117 about the Others and whatnot, 568 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:45,119 but what I do know is outliers. 569 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,242 Most people have maybe one, two interactions with us 570 00:27:48,243 --> 00:27:49,844 over a five-year span. 571 00:27:49,845 --> 00:27:52,806 You've been here twice in two days. 572 00:27:52,807 --> 00:27:55,689 It starts to look bad, to form a pattern, 573 00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:58,331 to invite observation. 574 00:27:58,332 --> 00:28:00,133 And under close enough observation, 575 00:28:00,134 --> 00:28:03,696 maybe anybody can look a little quirky... 576 00:28:03,697 --> 00:28:05,184 screwy... 577 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:07,628 a little Other. 578 00:28:11,904 --> 00:28:13,801 Go to work, Mr. Noyce. 579 00:28:22,554 --> 00:28:24,870 Yeah, so luckily I wasn't hurt, you know. 580 00:28:25,771 --> 00:28:27,758 Yeah, but from a HR standpoint, 581 00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:29,920 we still need to do health monitoring. 582 00:28:29,921 --> 00:28:31,721 - Sure. - 30 days. 583 00:28:31,722 --> 00:28:33,603 Make sure nothing's wrong, 584 00:28:33,604 --> 00:28:37,046 no underlying health problems, you know. 585 00:28:37,047 --> 00:28:38,808 I was just curious, is this for the train accident 586 00:28:38,809 --> 00:28:40,577 or for the other thing? 587 00:28:41,537 --> 00:28:43,051 What other thing? 588 00:28:43,052 --> 00:28:44,413 Uh, not... um... 589 00:28:44,414 --> 00:28:46,416 - I meant the... nothing. - Ah. 590 00:28:47,296 --> 00:28:49,337 Need your consent to unlock. 591 00:28:49,338 --> 00:28:51,099 This also gives us consent 592 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,715 to report your health data to Human Resources. 593 00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,584 Sure. 594 00:28:59,387 --> 00:29:02,789 - Oh, have a go. - All right. 595 00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,351 Go ahead. You can put it on yourself. 596 00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:06,913 - Nothing fancy. - Okay. 597 00:29:10,037 --> 00:29:13,118 So, um, is it for mental health, or just for... 598 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:15,120 Oh. No, no, no, no, no. 599 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:16,802 Don't be paranoid. 600 00:29:16,803 --> 00:29:18,804 It's for overall health. 601 00:29:18,805 --> 00:29:21,406 Stress, blood pressure, blood sugar, 602 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:23,208 uh, cholesterol, 603 00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:24,889 to minimize sick time, you know, 604 00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:28,492 see if you need any preventative time off. 605 00:29:28,493 --> 00:29:31,575 Got ya. All right. 606 00:29:31,576 --> 00:29:34,378 - God... - Yes, it, uh... 607 00:29:34,379 --> 00:29:36,499 pinches a little the first time, but, uh, 608 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,062 then you won't even notice it. 609 00:29:39,063 --> 00:29:41,264 Oh, yeah. 610 00:29:41,265 --> 00:29:42,785 Yeah. 611 00:29:45,388 --> 00:29:48,991 Now, so your data is confidential, 612 00:29:48,992 --> 00:29:51,433 and will only transmitted to HR. 613 00:29:51,434 --> 00:29:53,235 - That's it? - That's it. 614 00:29:53,236 --> 00:29:55,076 - Great, thank you. - Mm, yeah. 615 00:29:55,077 --> 00:29:56,958 Oh, and one other thing, 616 00:29:56,959 --> 00:29:58,800 lay off the political talk. 617 00:30:00,362 --> 00:30:01,764 Company policy. 618 00:30:02,924 --> 00:30:04,244 You got it. 619 00:30:12,293 --> 00:30:15,014 Ready. 620 00:30:18,298 --> 00:30:22,781 Facet A, 17.34 millimeters. 621 00:30:22,782 --> 00:30:26,595 Facet B, 17.29 millimeters. 622 00:30:28,517 --> 00:30:30,228 Did you get written up? 623 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,029 Nah, I just got in a little scrape last night, 624 00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:33,791 and now they got me on substance watch. 625 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:36,153 Well, it beats pissing in a cup every 48 hours. 626 00:30:36,154 --> 00:30:37,594 Yeah. 627 00:30:37,595 --> 00:30:39,196 You weren't drunk, though, right? 628 00:30:39,197 --> 00:30:41,049 No, I was just distracted, 629 00:30:42,372 --> 00:30:43,717 like I told you. 630 00:30:47,334 --> 00:30:48,925 Is that new? 631 00:30:48,926 --> 00:30:50,686 When they put that up? 632 00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:56,688 That is kinda freaky. 633 00:30:57,974 --> 00:30:59,549 Is that a body? 634 00:31:00,842 --> 00:31:02,577 It's a dummy. 635 00:31:02,578 --> 00:31:04,178 It's just an ad. 636 00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:06,181 Shock value, probably. 637 00:31:06,942 --> 00:31:08,558 Who are the Others? 638 00:31:08,944 --> 00:31:10,686 That's what I wanna know. 639 00:31:11,546 --> 00:31:14,187 If you an Other, I think you know you an Other. 640 00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:16,429 Like, they know who they are, for sure. 641 00:31:18,873 --> 00:31:21,488 Come... come on, guys, does it really matter? 642 00:31:22,823 --> 00:31:25,838 I mean, are we really talking about killing people here? 643 00:31:25,839 --> 00:31:28,040 You know, this morning, I'm... I'm coming out of my house, 644 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,002 and my next-door neighbor, he just face plants this girl 645 00:31:30,003 --> 00:31:31,843 in the middle of the street for no reason... 646 00:31:31,844 --> 00:31:33,525 Do you know her? 647 00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:35,446 No, I don't know her. I... I didn't have to know her. 648 00:31:35,447 --> 00:31:37,608 - It was horrible. - Hey, look, guys, 649 00:31:37,609 --> 00:31:39,850 what if one of us was an Other? 650 00:31:39,851 --> 00:31:41,508 What do you think we'd do? 651 00:31:42,774 --> 00:31:44,895 You think we'd turn each other in? 652 00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:51,181 Or turn a blind eye? 653 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:01,310 - You nervous? - What the hell are you doing? 654 00:32:01,311 --> 00:32:04,032 I'm just messing with old Philbert here. 655 00:32:04,033 --> 00:32:06,354 Come on, man, you gotta lighten up. 656 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,160 They take it too far, these politicians. 657 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,964 It'll be over soon. 658 00:32:24,451 --> 00:32:26,252 Joining us today on "Politics Now" 659 00:32:26,253 --> 00:32:28,654 is The Candidate. 660 00:32:46,471 --> 00:32:48,192 Hi, this is Bob... Bob... 661 00:32:48,193 --> 00:32:49,953 Shoulders back. Bob. 662 00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:52,115 Hi. 663 00:32:52,116 --> 00:32:53,917 Hi, this is Bob, 664 00:32:53,918 --> 00:32:56,039 Bob Lucas 665 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,921 from Sacramento. 666 00:32:57,922 --> 00:32:59,282 Hi. 667 00:32:59,283 --> 00:33:01,764 Bob Lucas from Sacramento. 668 00:33:03,647 --> 00:33:05,728 Hi, I have a question for The Candidate. 669 00:33:05,729 --> 00:33:08,530 Hi, this is Bob Lucas from... 670 00:33:08,531 --> 00:33:10,692 Breathe. 671 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:17,658 Hi, caller, what's your name, city, and question? 672 00:33:17,659 --> 00:33:20,181 Hi, this is Bob Lucas from Sacramento, 673 00:33:20,182 --> 00:33:21,782 and my question to The Candidate 674 00:33:21,783 --> 00:33:23,984 is about all these signs that keep going up. 675 00:33:23,985 --> 00:33:26,666 I find them disturbing and gruesome and... 676 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:28,708 well, we don't even know what "Others" means, 677 00:33:28,709 --> 00:33:30,950 and certainly, all this talk of killing 678 00:33:30,951 --> 00:33:32,792 needs to stop. 679 00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:34,433 Hold one sec. 680 00:33:34,434 --> 00:33:36,515 Okay, we've got another call. 681 00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:39,969 Uh, Philbert from Chicago, you're on. 682 00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:46,244 - Speak up. - Can't hear you. 683 00:33:46,245 --> 00:33:48,126 No, this... this is B... Bob, 684 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,927 Bob L... Lucas. 685 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:53,170 We see you bright and clear, Philbert from Chicago. 686 00:33:53,171 --> 00:33:56,854 Mm, no, this..this is Bob. 687 00:33:56,855 --> 00:33:58,815 Bob... Bob Lucas. 688 00:33:58,816 --> 00:34:01,698 It says here you're agitated about the advertising. 689 00:34:01,699 --> 00:34:04,020 No. 690 00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:05,822 - Speak up! - Come on! 691 00:34:05,823 --> 00:34:08,384 We're losing you. Can you hold up your phone? 692 00:34:08,385 --> 00:34:10,586 You know, well, many of them are scared, 693 00:34:10,587 --> 00:34:12,227 and they should be... 694 00:34:15,752 --> 00:34:17,832 But if you are not an Other, 695 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:19,794 then you have nothing to worry about. 696 00:34:23,238 --> 00:34:25,639 Are you an Other? 697 00:34:30,565 --> 00:34:32,205 Fuck. 698 00:34:32,206 --> 00:34:34,527 No. No. 699 00:34:34,528 --> 00:34:37,810 No, God, fuck. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 700 00:34:37,811 --> 00:34:40,853 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 701 00:34:40,854 --> 00:34:42,906 Fuck! 702 00:34:44,347 --> 00:34:46,389 You're on Three. 703 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,567 How's it going up there, Len? 704 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,906 It's all right. 705 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,608 All righty. 706 00:35:23,813 --> 00:35:25,373 Ed, you all right back there? 707 00:35:27,216 --> 00:35:29,039 Ed? 708 00:35:35,353 --> 00:35:37,104 Ed, you all right, buddy? 709 00:35:37,105 --> 00:35:39,070 We can't talk to you. 710 00:35:39,071 --> 00:35:41,147 Nobody can talk to you. 711 00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:52,077 Welcome home, Philbert. 712 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,761 Yeah, there was some kind of an incident at work. 713 00:35:56,762 --> 00:35:58,763 Destination override. Continue north. 714 00:35:58,764 --> 00:36:01,726 Destination override. 715 00:36:06,691 --> 00:36:09,853 Citizens, remain calm. 716 00:36:13,217 --> 00:36:15,979 Citizens, remain calm. 717 00:37:27,254 --> 00:37:29,084 Howdy, pard'. 718 00:37:29,085 --> 00:37:31,206 It looks like you could use a shave. 719 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,368 - Not now. - Phil? 720 00:37:33,369 --> 00:37:34,970 - Where did you come from? - Come here. 721 00:37:34,971 --> 00:37:36,731 - What are you doing? - Listen to me. 722 00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,333 - You scared me. - Listen to me. 723 00:37:38,334 --> 00:37:40,094 You get your wallet, okay, 724 00:37:40,095 --> 00:37:42,897 you get your keys, passport, one, two changes of clothes. 725 00:37:42,898 --> 00:37:44,618 Phil, what are you talking a... 726 00:37:44,619 --> 00:37:46,940 They're coming. They're coming, baby, okay? 727 00:37:46,941 --> 00:37:50,424 The COV, the motherfucking COV, I parked it close. 728 00:37:50,425 --> 00:37:53,306 - Come here. - Phil, who? Who's coming? 729 00:37:53,307 --> 00:37:55,108 It's a goddamn witch hunt is what it is. 730 00:37:55,109 --> 00:37:57,550 They... they say it's us, but it's not us. 731 00:37:57,551 --> 00:37:59,151 I mean, it could be anybody. 732 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,113 They can make anybody Others, you know. 733 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:03,275 Like, they think, because I said, but, well, we're not. 734 00:38:03,276 --> 00:38:05,477 It's... it's a trap, you see, 735 00:38:05,478 --> 00:38:08,360 and anybody who can see them, then they can see you, 736 00:38:08,361 --> 00:38:09,921 and then they come after you. 737 00:38:09,922 --> 00:38:11,523 The vigilantes, the signs, it's all... 738 00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:13,364 Phil. No, no, no, honey. 739 00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:16,047 Honey, honey, honey, it's okay. 740 00:38:16,048 --> 00:38:17,888 It... it's okay, okay? 741 00:38:17,889 --> 00:38:20,371 Because this is what the doctors were worried about. 742 00:38:20,372 --> 00:38:23,013 The... the accident, you must've hit your head. 743 00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:24,855 No, it can't be. 744 00:38:24,856 --> 00:38:27,377 - I could... - Yeah. 745 00:38:27,378 --> 00:38:29,178 No, no, no, no, no. 746 00:38:29,179 --> 00:38:31,220 No, because the signs. 747 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:34,143 The signs came first. Yeah, the signs came first. 748 00:38:34,144 --> 00:38:36,905 And The Candidate said it, then the signs came. 749 00:38:36,906 --> 00:38:40,068 And then the train accident happened, and then... 750 00:38:40,069 --> 00:38:41,790 unless... 751 00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:45,513 You're fucking one of them. 752 00:38:45,514 --> 00:38:47,795 You're like all the rest. 753 00:38:47,796 --> 00:38:49,557 Phil... Phil, no. 754 00:38:49,558 --> 00:38:51,158 - Hey! - You get off of me. 755 00:38:51,159 --> 00:38:53,000 - Honey! Hey! - You get off of me. 756 00:38:54,402 --> 00:38:56,643 - Get off! - Aah! 757 00:39:00,488 --> 00:39:02,809 I didn't hit you. 758 00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:05,771 You're not you, not the... not the real you. 759 00:39:05,772 --> 00:39:07,813 I'm sorry. 760 00:39:07,814 --> 00:39:10,656 The signs. 761 00:39:10,657 --> 00:39:12,858 I can prove what's real. 762 00:39:15,221 --> 00:39:18,303 The world has to know! I'm gonna tell the world. 763 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,071 Calm down, Philbert. 764 00:39:42,695 --> 00:39:45,887 Philbert Noyce, we know you're out here. 765 00:39:45,888 --> 00:39:48,169 Let us help you. 766 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:28,486 Mr. Noyce! Remain still! 767 00:40:28,487 --> 00:40:30,768 Your rescue's in progress! 768 00:40:30,769 --> 00:40:33,210 You think I'm stupid, huh? 769 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:39,095 - Open up his CNS. - Beta-endorphins? 770 00:40:39,096 --> 00:40:40,697 Dopamine too. All he's got. 771 00:40:40,698 --> 00:40:42,658 You're not saving me! 772 00:40:42,659 --> 00:40:44,300 You're saving yourselves! 773 00:40:44,301 --> 00:40:45,741 Come down, Mr. Noyce! 774 00:40:45,742 --> 00:40:48,103 Pulse, a little over 100, coming down. 775 00:40:48,104 --> 00:40:49,665 Protecting The Candidate! 776 00:40:49,666 --> 00:40:51,586 Blood pressure, 140 over 90. 777 00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:54,389 Protecting their ugly truth! 778 00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:56,791 Philbert, calm down! 779 00:40:59,635 --> 00:41:01,155 I love coming down here. 780 00:41:01,156 --> 00:41:03,037 It's like hanging out at the museum. 781 00:41:04,799 --> 00:41:06,200 My grandfather has some really good stuff, man. 782 00:41:06,201 --> 00:41:08,161 I had to just not throw it away. 783 00:41:08,162 --> 00:41:10,804 Go ahead and bust 'em up, let's see what you got. 784 00:41:10,805 --> 00:41:13,366 - Nice break. - Mm-hmm. 785 00:41:15,489 --> 00:41:18,250 This is real! 786 00:41:18,251 --> 00:41:20,252 I know it's real! 787 00:41:20,253 --> 00:41:21,894 Uh, let's see what you left me. 788 00:41:21,895 --> 00:41:23,655 Oof, hopefully not a damn thing. 789 00:41:23,656 --> 00:41:25,297 Here... 790 00:41:27,139 --> 00:41:29,781 Holy shit. TV, audio on. 791 00:41:29,782 --> 00:41:31,898 Political terrorism grips a corner in... 792 00:41:31,899 --> 00:41:33,264 - Oh, God. - Northeast Chicago 793 00:41:33,265 --> 00:41:34,865 tonight, as a local man, 794 00:41:34,866 --> 00:41:36,187 identified as Philbert Noyce... 795 00:41:36,188 --> 00:41:38,028 Did you know about this? 796 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:41,872 - Did you know he was an Other? - He's not an Other. 797 00:41:41,873 --> 00:41:43,593 That's so fucking crazy. 798 00:41:43,594 --> 00:41:45,395 I mean, it could be anybody. 799 00:41:45,396 --> 00:41:47,317 It could be a neighbor, 800 00:41:47,318 --> 00:41:49,599 a best friend, a co-worker. 801 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,080 Like, these people are all around us. 802 00:41:51,081 --> 00:41:54,243 He's not an Other, damn it. 803 00:41:54,244 --> 00:41:56,525 Fuck you! 804 00:41:56,526 --> 00:41:58,487 Mr. Noyce, come on down. 805 00:42:00,529 --> 00:42:03,171 Cortisol, 30 micrograms. 806 00:42:10,188 --> 00:42:11,899 It look like they gonna get him. 807 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:14,181 He didn't do anything. 808 00:42:14,182 --> 00:42:16,062 Come on, Philbert, come on! 809 00:42:16,063 --> 00:42:17,744 28, 27... 810 00:42:21,348 --> 00:42:23,829 Oh, yeah, they got him. 811 00:42:23,830 --> 00:42:25,991 Holy shit. 812 00:42:28,635 --> 00:42:31,797 26, 27, 28... 813 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,040 It's going to activate. 814 00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:37,802 Work his Serotonin. Put him to sleep. 815 00:42:37,803 --> 00:42:40,645 Drain his fucking brainstem if you have to. 816 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:51,454 I'm ready! 817 00:42:51,455 --> 00:42:53,096 Holy shit. 818 00:42:53,097 --> 00:42:56,058 They're not taking our information. 819 00:42:56,059 --> 00:42:58,781 We're giving it to 'em. 820 00:42:58,782 --> 00:43:01,824 We're giving it to 'em, and they're using it against us! 821 00:43:01,825 --> 00:43:04,386 Come on, let's do this peacefully! 822 00:43:04,387 --> 00:43:06,107 And it's not just me! 823 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:09,551 It'll be you too. 824 00:43:09,552 --> 00:43:11,632 It'll be all of us. 825 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:13,955 The Candidate's serious! 826 00:43:13,956 --> 00:43:17,157 You hear me? This is real! 827 00:43:17,158 --> 00:43:19,399 This is real! 828 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,402 We are all Others! 829 00:43:26,887 --> 00:43:28,287 Ah, you not gonna do that shit. 830 00:43:28,288 --> 00:43:29,569 No, he is gonna do that. 831 00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:31,370 Oh, he's not gonna do that. 832 00:43:34,774 --> 00:43:36,215 Oh, he did that shit. 833 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:44,342 - Aah! - Going live in five, 834 00:43:44,343 --> 00:43:46,984 four, three... 835 00:43:46,985 --> 00:43:50,347 two... 836 00:43:50,348 --> 00:43:53,550 Before every great truth is spoken, 837 00:43:53,551 --> 00:43:56,273 there is an uncomfortable silence, 838 00:43:56,274 --> 00:43:58,114 and in that silence, 839 00:43:58,115 --> 00:44:01,277 we hear all the things we don't want to hear, 840 00:44:01,278 --> 00:44:04,000 see all the things we don't want to see, 841 00:44:04,001 --> 00:44:06,802 reckon with the irreconcilable conscience 842 00:44:06,803 --> 00:44:08,524 that must be faced. 843 00:44:08,525 --> 00:44:11,166 We want to believe the best of ourselves, 844 00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:14,089 but before we can access our best, 845 00:44:14,090 --> 00:44:16,371 we must first acknowledge 846 00:44:16,372 --> 00:44:19,814 and root out the worst in ourselves. 847 00:44:19,815 --> 00:44:23,097 To see such things means 848 00:44:23,098 --> 00:44:26,139 we are on the verge of a great truth. 849 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:28,101 Tonight, 850 00:44:28,102 --> 00:44:30,904 we are a little bit wiser, 851 00:44:30,905 --> 00:44:33,946 we are a little bit stronger, 852 00:44:33,947 --> 00:44:36,629 we are a little bit safer. 853 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:39,351 Ours is a self-identifying, 854 00:44:39,352 --> 00:44:42,354 self-correcting democracy. 855 00:44:42,355 --> 00:44:44,556 When you see Others 856 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:47,038 like our poor Mister... 857 00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:50,641 - Noyce. - Noyce here, 858 00:44:50,642 --> 00:44:52,483 purge themselves, 859 00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:55,125 well, you can't help but be a little bit sad 860 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:57,007 for them and their families, 861 00:44:57,008 --> 00:44:59,129 but you also have to breathe 862 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:01,531 a big sigh of relief. 863 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:04,574 It could've been you he flung from that billboard. 864 00:45:04,575 --> 00:45:07,537 It could've been your loved ones, 865 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,298 your children, 866 00:45:09,299 --> 00:45:11,820 and not his own disturbed self. 867 00:45:11,821 --> 00:45:16,264 But now you know what I have known all along, 868 00:45:16,265 --> 00:45:18,667 that if you were not an Other, 869 00:45:18,668 --> 00:45:20,949 you would have nothing to worry about, 870 00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:24,552 that if you were a sane and productive member 871 00:45:24,553 --> 00:45:27,394 of this great meganation, 872 00:45:27,395 --> 00:45:30,918 mere words would not unhinge you. 873 00:45:30,919 --> 00:45:34,961 And so I want to congratulate you, 874 00:45:34,962 --> 00:45:38,164 good citizens, for your vigilance 875 00:45:38,165 --> 00:45:40,286 and your belief. 876 00:45:40,287 --> 00:45:42,888 Based on this great success, 877 00:45:42,889 --> 00:45:45,731 we are expanding to KAO program 878 00:45:45,732 --> 00:45:49,054 to every state and city in the Western Hemisphere, 879 00:45:49,055 --> 00:45:52,417 to finish the good work that we have begun. 880 00:45:54,059 --> 00:45:57,462 Be well, dear citizens, 881 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,664 be proud, 882 00:45:59,665 --> 00:46:01,625 and God bless. 883 00:46:09,243 --> 00:46:10,834 Game on. 884 00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:12,755 Little Manchester. Right-O. 885 00:46:12,756 --> 00:46:14,597 - Shoot that ball. - Yes. 886 00:46:14,598 --> 00:46:16,559 Here we go. 887 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:37,664 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com