1 00:00:07,567 --> 00:00:08,660 You missed it, didn't ya? 2 00:00:08,661 --> 00:00:10,425 You don't know what happened last week. 3 00:00:10,426 --> 00:00:11,701 You want me to tell you? 4 00:00:11,702 --> 00:00:12,762 Give me 100 bucks. 5 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,266 Come on, 100 bucks, I'll tell you what ha... 6 00:00:14,267 --> 00:00:16,380 Okay, 50 bucks! You make a good living! 7 00:00:16,381 --> 00:00:18,852 Give me some fucking money! You want to know what happened or not? 8 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,848 Well then, fuck you. I'm not telling you. 9 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:25,525 It's my goal to get you all safely across the border into Canada. 10 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,061 - Do you see anybody? - No, I don't see... 11 00:00:27,062 --> 00:00:29,320 Hello. Wrong side of the border, boys, eh? 12 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,989 You can find your own rich dude to control. 13 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,033 I am past my prime whoring years. 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,285 Top ten places to look for rich dudes. 15 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,287 Number one, high-end pubs. 16 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,081 We're taking you sugar-daddy shopping. 17 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,874 I saw you took the "For Rent" sign down. 18 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,919 It's about time I got something of my own for a change. 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,630 - You're pretty damn intriguing. - How intriguing? 20 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,715 There was, uh, an accident at my building, 21 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,801 one of the roofer guys fell off the roof. 22 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,136 - Is he okay? - I think he broke his ankle. 23 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,555 If there's anything that I can do to help. 24 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,784 Thank you. 25 00:00:57,785 --> 00:00:59,157 What, Youens still? 26 00:00:59,158 --> 00:01:01,143 I can't stop picturing him in an orange jumpsuit 27 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,186 for the rest of his life. 28 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,697 You're a good fucking friend, but you can't fix everything. 29 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:05,944 You still on that Bible shit? 30 00:01:05,945 --> 00:01:09,195 Yeah, I'm proving to my online haters that Jesus is a fag hag. 31 00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:11,541 Another gaycorcism's going down. 32 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:12,735 Gotta gather the kids. 33 00:01:12,736 --> 00:01:14,719 - Who are you? - I'm his girlfriend. 34 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,752 Check this out. 35 00:01:16,646 --> 00:01:17,682 Wow. 36 00:01:17,683 --> 00:01:19,231 You're yelling at me right now! 37 00:01:19,232 --> 00:01:20,556 Because you're being crazy! 38 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:24,120 Yes, I'll marry you! Fucking hell yes! 39 00:01:24,121 --> 00:01:25,258 Oh, my God... 40 00:01:33,996 --> 00:01:39,286 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 41 00:02:43,235 --> 00:02:45,319 Ah, you're, uh, still at it. 42 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,114 Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where all the gay-hating churches are. 43 00:02:48,115 --> 00:02:50,074 There's like one in every neighborhood. 44 00:02:50,075 --> 00:02:51,753 Homophobia's back in style. 45 00:02:52,648 --> 00:02:54,080 Not for long. 46 00:02:54,081 --> 00:02:56,092 I've got more kids coming for a meeting tonight. 47 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,665 - Youens still in jail? - Yeah. 48 00:02:57,666 --> 00:03:00,460 Yeah, I'm actually gonna go check on him later today. 49 00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:02,211 Oh. 50 00:03:04,673 --> 00:03:07,467 Hey, they've got a retirement calculator. 51 00:03:07,468 --> 00:03:09,260 I fucking love the internet. 52 00:03:09,261 --> 00:03:12,889 I'll roll over my 401K from Lumber Lawn and Lighting. 53 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:16,642 And then I add my estimated yearly earnings. 54 00:03:16,643 --> 00:03:19,061 - What are you doing, Frank? - Planning my retirement. 55 00:03:19,062 --> 00:03:21,272 Time to reflect on my accomplishments 56 00:03:21,273 --> 00:03:24,275 and to bask in the spoils of a life well-lived. 57 00:03:24,276 --> 00:03:27,092 You mean leech off your kids and drink booze out of a backpack? 58 00:03:27,093 --> 00:03:29,039 You guys, Farhad found me 59 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,990 a temp job that pays 40 bucks an hour! 60 00:03:30,991 --> 00:03:33,016 - Oh, yeah? - Some nighttime welding gig. 61 00:03:33,017 --> 00:03:35,519 I don't know, nighttime welding? Sounds kind of sketchy, Debs. 62 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,705 Took me two weeks to make 300 bucks walking dogs. 63 00:03:37,706 --> 00:03:39,290 I can handle sketchy. 64 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:42,293 Expenses? Alcohol and drugs is non-negotiable. 65 00:03:42,294 --> 00:03:44,837 Clothing? Yes, the occasional golf shirt 66 00:03:44,838 --> 00:03:48,060 or swimwear for leisurely retirement pursuits. 67 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,854 Hola, hola, good morning. 68 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,469 No mortgage... 69 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:54,627 - Hola, mi cielito. Como estás? - No rent... 70 00:03:54,628 --> 00:03:58,017 Are you ready to have a nice day with your abuelita? 71 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:03,815 I'll change you. 72 00:04:06,652 --> 00:04:09,229 - Good morning, boo. - Did you make all this? 73 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:11,162 Yes. For you, bae. 74 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,949 I am going to cook for you every day, 75 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:15,363 and dinner too, and then blow jobs for dessert. 76 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:17,370 I'm going to be the best fucking wife. 77 00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:21,582 The age I'd like to retire, based on my current age? 78 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,918 Well... they're identical, so. 79 00:04:25,323 --> 00:04:26,879 I... 80 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,215 W... this makes no sense. 81 00:04:29,216 --> 00:04:30,839 Let me see. 82 00:04:31,387 --> 00:04:32,447 Come on. 83 00:04:33,994 --> 00:04:38,321 All right, you need... 23 grand annually to retire. 84 00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:40,726 And you are short by about... 85 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:42,436 22 grand. 86 00:04:42,437 --> 00:04:43,688 Sounds right to me. 87 00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:44,581 Oh, fuck that. 88 00:04:44,582 --> 00:04:47,621 I've got engagement presents! 89 00:04:50,429 --> 00:04:52,722 The vibrations will lift up your follicles 90 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:55,480 so that the blades cut below your skin. 91 00:04:55,481 --> 00:04:56,643 Thank you. 92 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:59,440 And a Nintendo 3DS for Liam. 93 00:04:59,441 --> 00:05:00,493 Dope. 94 00:05:00,494 --> 00:05:03,483 And a Zen garden 95 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:07,343 with a tiny, little sand rake for you. 96 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:10,365 And, um, a Fitbit for Ian. 97 00:05:10,366 --> 00:05:11,597 Sweet. 98 00:05:11,598 --> 00:05:14,452 And... hot rollers for you. 99 00:05:14,453 --> 00:05:15,648 Cool. 100 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:19,010 And for you, my sweet, hot bitch... 101 00:05:19,011 --> 00:05:20,333 I found it. 102 00:05:20,334 --> 00:05:21,780 What is it? 103 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:26,243 Is that blood? 104 00:05:27,174 --> 00:05:29,843 - Is that your blood? - Yeah. It's your blood now. 105 00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:31,761 You possess me, and vice versa. 106 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:32,833 Here. Come here. 107 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,183 - I'll try not to nick an artery. - Gross. 108 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,411 - Hi. - Hi. 109 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,651 Nice color. 110 00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:48,865 It's called "Dangerous Robot." 111 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:51,364 I'm doing the bathroom in Liquid Kitty. 112 00:05:51,365 --> 00:05:53,616 What happened to just "blue"? 113 00:05:53,617 --> 00:05:56,438 Blue... is not badass. 114 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,038 Well, neither is Liquid Kitty, it sounds like a dyke bar. 115 00:05:59,039 --> 00:06:00,749 Why don't you just paint it "Wet Pussy"? 116 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,987 Benjamin Moore didn't have that one. 117 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,044 It took me forever to choose. 118 00:06:05,045 --> 00:06:07,297 What is my taste, even? 119 00:06:07,298 --> 00:06:08,426 Ghetto chic. 120 00:06:08,427 --> 00:06:10,467 That's by necessity, not choice. 121 00:06:10,468 --> 00:06:11,896 Well, you're asking the wrong gal. 122 00:06:11,897 --> 00:06:13,219 Mel handles this shit. 123 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:16,648 And her style's like... resort meets brothel. 124 00:06:16,649 --> 00:06:19,058 That's perfect for a nursery. 125 00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:21,019 You guys start picking out cribs? 126 00:06:21,956 --> 00:06:24,091 Crib, singular. 127 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,278 We're down a fetus. I miscarried. 128 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,610 - Oh, shit. - It's okay. 129 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:30,320 I mean, yeah, it sucks, but 130 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:32,282 we hadn't figured we'd both get pregnant. 131 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:33,948 Least now I can drink. Got any beer? 132 00:06:33,949 --> 00:06:37,368 Yeah, go help yourself. 133 00:06:37,369 --> 00:06:38,912 Well, how's Mel taking it? 134 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:40,734 I haven't told her yet. 135 00:06:41,248 --> 00:06:45,251 Maybe I'll eat smoked salmon and raw eggs in front of her, 136 00:06:45,252 --> 00:06:46,753 and see if she notices. 137 00:06:51,342 --> 00:06:52,592 "Hey, stranger. 138 00:06:52,593 --> 00:06:54,036 Picking up some chairs for a client. 139 00:06:54,037 --> 00:06:56,596 Wanna join and grab some furniture for your flat?" 140 00:06:56,597 --> 00:06:57,985 - Is that Ford? - Mm-hmm. 141 00:06:57,986 --> 00:06:59,942 Say yes. He's like a furniture savant. 142 00:06:59,943 --> 00:07:02,082 So the last time I saw him, 143 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,437 we kissed, and then he threw me out. 144 00:07:04,438 --> 00:07:05,866 Well, said he had to work. 145 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:09,192 I have never waited this long for someone to bang me. 146 00:07:09,193 --> 00:07:12,278 It's kind of fun, weirdly. 147 00:07:12,279 --> 00:07:13,446 For now. 148 00:07:13,447 --> 00:07:15,392 Guy better be an animal in bed. 149 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,486 I wouldn't know. 150 00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:19,202 I closed my eyes and pictured Scarlett Johansson. 151 00:07:19,203 --> 00:07:20,828 But I've heard glowing accounts. 152 00:07:20,829 --> 00:07:22,816 Well, if I find out before I'm 40, 153 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,708 I'll let you know. 154 00:07:27,711 --> 00:07:29,420 Any bites yet? 155 00:07:29,421 --> 00:07:32,298 Maybe we should change her profile description. 156 00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:33,675 What does it say now? 157 00:07:33,676 --> 00:07:35,635 "Sassy Russian ex-prostitute 158 00:07:35,636 --> 00:07:37,595 seeks single geriatric male 159 00:07:37,596 --> 00:07:40,390 with piles of money and a terminal illness." 160 00:07:40,391 --> 00:07:41,589 Subtle. 161 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:43,837 Guy named Gerald seems interested. 162 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,590 Luxury cigar importer. 163 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,827 Hey, guess what we're doing. 164 00:07:49,452 --> 00:07:51,234 I can find my own rich husband. 165 00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:53,778 We know that you can, but if a wealthy cigar importer 166 00:07:53,779 --> 00:07:55,613 comes into The Alibi tonight, it won't kill you 167 00:07:55,614 --> 00:07:57,240 to smile and have a drink. 168 00:07:57,241 --> 00:07:58,811 What is the point of smiling? 169 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,077 Make other people feel good. 170 00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:03,067 I make people feel good other ways. 171 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,108 Yes, you do. 172 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:07,292 But there are some situations where hand jobs are not appropriate. 173 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,911 American mid-century modern. 174 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:17,677 Mm. 175 00:08:17,678 --> 00:08:19,470 That's cool. 176 00:08:19,471 --> 00:08:23,058 Reference to the Danish design movement of the 1950s. 177 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,077 Try it. 178 00:08:35,154 --> 00:08:36,529 - It's comfy. - Mm-hmm. 179 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,961 - Not sure it's me though. - Says who? 180 00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:43,661 You get to choose that. That's what design is for. 181 00:08:43,662 --> 00:08:45,617 Decide who you want to be. 182 00:08:57,843 --> 00:08:59,720 Thank you. 183 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,933 - What the fuck was that? - Uh, Greek. 184 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:07,352 I lived in a monastery in Macedonia for a while. 185 00:09:07,353 --> 00:09:08,811 Of course you did. 186 00:09:08,812 --> 00:09:11,606 And I just scored you a $2,000 chair for 450, 187 00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:12,885 which is insane. 188 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:17,362 I'm not gonna spend $450 on a chair. 189 00:09:17,363 --> 00:09:18,850 It's not a chair. 190 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:21,074 It's an investment in your future self. 191 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,494 How much that building cost you? 192 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,634 It was a lot more than I had. 193 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,819 Why'd you buy it then? 194 00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:33,629 You're good. 195 00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:44,597 - Hi. - Hi. Inmate's name? 196 00:09:44,598 --> 00:09:46,391 It's, uh, Clyde Youens. 197 00:09:46,392 --> 00:09:50,145 Y-O-U-E-N-S. 198 00:09:55,109 --> 00:09:57,472 I'm sorry, he's deceased. 199 00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:02,102 What? 200 00:10:02,616 --> 00:10:04,963 There was an incident. He didn't survive. 201 00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:09,497 W... when? 202 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,960 Tuesday. 203 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:16,558 Next of kin was contacted and the body was claimed. 204 00:10:19,615 --> 00:10:21,134 Next. 205 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,249 - Hi. - Hey. 206 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,186 Here for Paddy, 4629... 207 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:07,029 They're kicking him out of the hospital in the morning. 208 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,309 And how is this my problem, huh? 209 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:11,184 He fell. I didn't push him. 210 00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:13,179 He worked six hours, he'll get his 150 bucks 211 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,047 when the job is done and I get paid. 212 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:16,133 That's how this works. 213 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,299 We're not leaving this spot until we get out our money. 214 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,526 Whatever! 215 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,416 Sorry to bother you. 216 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,657 Do you mind if my kids use your bathroom? 217 00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:31,411 Sure. 218 00:11:33,204 --> 00:11:34,583 We love you, Ian! 219 00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:35,792 There he is. Look, it's Ian. 220 00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,668 - Ian! Ian! - Can you come to our... 221 00:11:37,669 --> 00:11:40,089 - What's up, guys? - My boyfriend is gonna flip. 222 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,631 He can't stop talking about you. 223 00:11:41,632 --> 00:11:43,716 Could you, uh, record a message for him? 224 00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:44,873 His name's Nico James. 225 00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:47,011 Mr. Gallagher, hi, I'm Reverend Murphy. 226 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,888 I'm a pastor at Trinity and Life Evangelical... 227 00:11:48,889 --> 00:11:50,640 Oh, we don't need any more ministers, 228 00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:52,306 but if you want to give money, that'd be cool... 229 00:11:52,307 --> 00:11:53,768 I'm not here for me. 230 00:11:53,769 --> 00:11:55,948 Some folks from my church wanted to meet you. 231 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,314 This is Alice. 232 00:11:57,315 --> 00:12:00,219 Her parents put her through conversion therapy twice. 233 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,096 She has something for you. 234 00:12:02,997 --> 00:12:04,124 Go on, honey. 235 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:12,928 Wow. 236 00:12:13,497 --> 00:12:14,806 That, uh, tha... 237 00:12:14,807 --> 00:12:17,083 You drew this? Thank you. 238 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,210 Can you, like, heal people? 239 00:12:19,211 --> 00:12:20,962 I'm a paramedic, so... 240 00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:22,938 Well, when are you gonna perform your next miracle? 241 00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:25,675 Oh, no, I don't perform miracles. 242 00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,704 Do you... I'm sorry, I only saw the one video. 243 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,929 - What is your ministry, again? - I don't have one. 244 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,091 I just kind of show up 245 00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:33,516 to these conversion things and argue with assholes. 246 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:35,601 I... lead meetings at this youth center if you guys want... 247 00:12:35,602 --> 00:12:36,978 My boyfriend needs help. 248 00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:38,925 Could you talk to him? 249 00:12:54,329 --> 00:12:57,456 Oh, well, lookee here, Mr. Popularity. 250 00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:59,328 - Mr. Viral Sensation. - Okay. 251 00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,460 Mr. King of the Queens. 252 00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,348 Kind of hoping they'll lose interest. 253 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,089 Yeah, well, there's more and more of them every day. 254 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:06,410 They're blocking the garage door. 255 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,842 I'm gonna have to park the ambulance 256 00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:09,802 outside by the curb so I don't accidentally 257 00:13:09,803 --> 00:13:10,845 run somebody over. 258 00:13:10,846 --> 00:13:12,680 What do they even want? 259 00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:13,682 Uh... 260 00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,392 Guess they just want to be seen by... 261 00:13:16,393 --> 00:13:18,269 someone who sees 'em back. 262 00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:19,766 Oh, please. 263 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,772 Looks to me like they want to douse you in syrup 264 00:13:21,773 --> 00:13:24,044 and slurp you up with a spoon. 265 00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:26,987 Could be down for that. 266 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,878 That chair suits you. 267 00:13:32,993 --> 00:13:34,660 Might be the first time I bought something 268 00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:36,565 I didn't actually need. 269 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,539 Beautiful, functional everyday objects 270 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,957 should be affordable. 271 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,876 My idea of affordable is looting the house 272 00:13:41,877 --> 00:13:44,795 of the neighbor who just OD'd so I don't gotta buy new shit. 273 00:13:44,796 --> 00:13:47,577 I've got an old coffee maker that needs a loving home. 274 00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,676 Ooh. Now you're talking. 275 00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:52,970 Maybe I'll come by your place later? 276 00:13:52,971 --> 00:13:54,805 - Pick it up? - I got plans tonight. 277 00:13:54,806 --> 00:13:56,057 I'll drop it off tomorrow. 278 00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:02,924 How long have they been in there? 279 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,106 About 20 minutes. 280 00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:05,419 Are they bathing? 281 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,850 I think they might be. 282 00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:09,012 Why would they do that? 283 00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,863 You think they're homeless? 284 00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:26,532 Jesus, you startled me. 285 00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,077 I didn't think anybody else had keys. 286 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,925 I'm sorry, who are you? 287 00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:32,872 Oh, I'm Lip. Um. 288 00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:35,149 Phillip Gallagher. 289 00:14:35,973 --> 00:14:37,014 Who are you? 290 00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:38,781 I'm... I'm Tabitha, his daughter. 291 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,686 I... um, are you a student? 292 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:43,062 No, I was. 293 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:45,426 I was helping him after the accident. 294 00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:50,014 Accident? I thought he was arrested for a DUI. 295 00:14:51,613 --> 00:14:54,268 You know what? It's okay. I don't even want to know. 296 00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:57,688 Jesus Christ, this week. 297 00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:02,331 You... you do know he's dead, right? 298 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,583 What happened? 299 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:07,115 He had, uh, a seizure. 300 00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:09,309 Alcohol withdrawal. Hit his head. 301 00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:11,894 - Jesus. - Yeah. 302 00:15:13,135 --> 00:15:15,009 There's a memorial service tomorrow, 303 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,291 and the students are welcome to say a few words if you like. 304 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,682 Oh, no one told me. 305 00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:21,629 The school said they sent out an email. 306 00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:24,115 I-I-I'm sorry, who are you again? 307 00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:27,523 I picked up your dad... from jail, 308 00:15:27,524 --> 00:15:29,066 after the DUI. 309 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,360 I bought him groceries. I... 310 00:15:31,361 --> 00:15:32,582 Did he pay you? 311 00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:34,584 No, he didn't pay me. 312 00:15:36,044 --> 00:15:39,005 He... covered the cost of my rehab. 313 00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:41,162 And he got me an internship. 314 00:15:41,163 --> 00:15:43,497 He-he tried to convince the school to revoke my expulsion. 315 00:15:43,498 --> 00:15:45,069 He listened to me. He... 316 00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:48,002 listened to me about everything. 317 00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:50,641 Well, glad you were so well-parented by my dad. 318 00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:55,968 Look, I-I have this covered. 319 00:15:55,969 --> 00:15:57,690 You can leave your key on the way out. 320 00:15:58,816 --> 00:15:59,901 Thanks. 321 00:16:00,348 --> 00:16:01,736 Sure. 322 00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:19,366 Here you are, sir. 323 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,410 On the house. 324 00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:23,496 - Oh, thank you. - Of course. 325 00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:26,619 Our elders are a precious resource. 326 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,292 Thanks for staying alive. 327 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:29,906 I'll drink to that. 328 00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:41,750 My, my. 329 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,808 You must be Svetlana. 330 00:16:43,809 --> 00:16:46,630 Wow. What a knockout. 331 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,270 Good evening, ma'am. 332 00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:50,564 May I procure you a cocktail? 333 00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:51,869 Vodka. 334 00:16:52,818 --> 00:16:55,027 Your profile was, uh, 335 00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:57,029 quite provocative. 336 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,366 You were an escort for a time, weren't you? 337 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,784 Hand whore. 338 00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:03,536 Occasional cocksucking and fucking. 339 00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:04,703 What is your name? 340 00:17:04,704 --> 00:17:07,373 - Gerald. - "Gerald." 341 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,875 Sounds like bald man drowning in hot soup. 342 00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:11,043 Huh? 343 00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:13,032 There you are, m'lady. 344 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,214 What would it run me if, uh, 345 00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:17,869 you and I were to take a walk out to my vehicle 346 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,622 and you were to keep me company for 30 minutes? 347 00:17:22,848 --> 00:17:24,515 $900,000. 348 00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:30,572 Forty bucks. 349 00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:33,649 And you take off your shoes so I don't get any... 350 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,346 dirt on my seat. 351 00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:37,987 Oh! 352 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,743 Could've gone worse. 353 00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:46,190 Don't know how. 354 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:52,387 It sucks when people use God as an excuse for their own hatred, 355 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,949 and when it's your family, it's the worst. 356 00:17:55,755 --> 00:17:56,976 Look, 357 00:17:57,966 --> 00:17:59,675 I know you don't want to hurt your parents, 358 00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:01,938 but sometimes they forget. 359 00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:05,584 God creates us all in his own image. 360 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,600 We gotta jog their memory. 361 00:18:07,601 --> 00:18:10,797 If they believe that God hates the same people as they do, 362 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,467 well, they're creating God in their image. 363 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,108 That's right. That's right. 364 00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:19,361 We all have a Holy Spirit. 365 00:18:19,362 --> 00:18:21,825 We're all holy. 366 00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:23,226 We're all divine... 367 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,450 Jesus, listen to that. 368 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,952 Oh, I know. He's like a prophet. 369 00:18:26,953 --> 00:18:28,370 And he's super hot too. 370 00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:30,665 Like hot gay Jesus. 371 00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,961 "Hot gay Jesus." 372 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,298 Bet we can make money off of that. 373 00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:40,633 How? 374 00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:42,927 Ring the right bell for the right causes, 375 00:18:42,928 --> 00:18:44,887 the guilt-ridden pry open their wallets. 376 00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:45,888 It's Pavlovian. 377 00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:49,975 Righteousness is very marketable. 378 00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:52,102 What's that all about? 379 00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,480 Uh, just a queer religious rebellion 380 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,635 led by your gay brother. No biggie. 381 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,651 We all have the Trinity inside of us. 382 00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:00,319 I'd like to read a passage from Romans now. 383 00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:05,780 - Who are we hiding from? - The union workers. 384 00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:07,076 We gotta wait till they leave for the night. 385 00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:08,730 - How do we get paid? - Cash. 386 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,704 We meet tomorrow, location TBA, 387 00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:11,941 and they'll text the address. 388 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,583 My God. This is so exciting. 389 00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:21,327 Everybody, let's go, let's go. 390 00:19:27,472 --> 00:19:29,348 OMG. That was amazing. 391 00:19:29,349 --> 00:19:30,766 Your brother is, like, everything. 392 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,351 And they all ate my popovers. 393 00:19:32,352 --> 00:19:34,353 God, I am really fucking happy. 394 00:19:34,354 --> 00:19:35,799 - Are you? - Yeah. 395 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,909 But are you, like, really fucking happy 396 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,191 or are you just, like, meh? 397 00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:40,595 I'm really fuckin' happy. 398 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,014 Yay. 399 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,643 - Hey, what you writing? - A list. 400 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,616 "Swiss Army knife, stun gun, 401 00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,979 retractable night stick," what-what is this shit? 402 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,287 List for school. Give it back. 403 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:52,900 Wait, military school? 404 00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:55,124 You said that you weren't going back. 405 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,709 We're engaged! 406 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,544 I never said I wasn't going back. 407 00:19:58,545 --> 00:19:59,962 I've been packing my duffel bag all week. 408 00:19:59,963 --> 00:20:00,974 Oh, I'm sorry. 409 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,392 I guess I've been just too busy 410 00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:03,827 buying your fuckin' family shit 411 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,718 and-and making a fucking life for us. 412 00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:08,178 Meanwhile, you've just been shitting all over it. 413 00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:10,598 Why did we even bother getting engaged? 414 00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:13,309 Why did I fucking cut myself for you? 415 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,080 We'll make it work, you'll come visit. 416 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,213 - We'll scout motels. - Motels? 417 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:19,231 What am I, a prostitute? 418 00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:21,108 No, I never said that! 419 00:20:21,109 --> 00:20:23,138 You are so full of shit, Carl! 420 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,863 - You don't even love me! - Of course I love you! 421 00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:27,239 Well, you don't love me enough! 422 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,074 Then how do I prove it to you? 423 00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:30,826 Um, you're not supposed to ask 424 00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:33,329 how you prove to love somebody, you should just prove it. 425 00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,191 Well, obviously it's not fuckin' enough. 426 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,540 Uh, yeah, because your real goal is 427 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,279 to go back to military school. 428 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,794 Of course that doesn't make me think that you love me! 429 00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:56,352 I want you to stay here 430 00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:57,854 and be my husband! 431 00:20:59,022 --> 00:21:00,481 Reverend Murph, 432 00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,676 this is my sister Fiona. 433 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,304 - Pleasure. - Hi. 434 00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:06,612 I'm super impressed, dude. 435 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,932 The only way I can get that many people 436 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,366 is if I offer free pizza. 437 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,451 No, it's just 'cause of that video. 438 00:21:12,452 --> 00:21:15,079 No. You got something, man. 439 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,622 Bunch of folks who couldn't make it 440 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,207 already messaged me about the next one. 441 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,084 Oh, I definitely can't fit more people in here 442 00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,315 than I did tonight. 443 00:21:21,316 --> 00:21:23,629 Would you feel weird about using our parish hall? 444 00:21:24,473 --> 00:21:25,839 No pressure. 445 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,452 Just shoot me a text when you decide, 446 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,996 I'll send you the address. 447 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,263 Thanks for the beer. 448 00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:39,657 How's the new place? 449 00:21:41,189 --> 00:21:43,677 Small. Quiet. 450 00:21:44,161 --> 00:21:45,930 - I bought a chair. - Oh. 451 00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:49,571 Your, uh, fellowship thing 452 00:21:49,572 --> 00:21:51,877 seems to be doing well. 453 00:21:52,409 --> 00:21:54,451 First Gallagher to become famous for something 454 00:21:54,452 --> 00:21:56,328 other than larceny or assault. 455 00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:57,775 Ha, yeah. 456 00:21:58,623 --> 00:21:59,777 It's, uh... 457 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,655 it's getting pretty out of hand. 458 00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:05,170 I got people showing up at my home, 459 00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:08,257 church place, work. 460 00:22:08,258 --> 00:22:10,426 I had to shut down my Facebook page. 461 00:22:10,427 --> 00:22:12,803 So why not quit if you hate it so much? 462 00:22:12,804 --> 00:22:14,024 I don't. 463 00:22:14,848 --> 00:22:18,350 Just... trying to manage it. 464 00:22:18,351 --> 00:22:21,339 She's back to flipping out again about military school. 465 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,051 Says I can't go 'cause we're engaged. 466 00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:26,177 Wait, you're actually engaged? 467 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,597 - I thought that was a joke. - Don't marry her. 468 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,369 I can't lose her. 469 00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:31,864 She's fun, hot, 470 00:22:31,865 --> 00:22:33,198 rich, hot. 471 00:22:33,199 --> 00:22:34,389 She loves me. 472 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:35,868 No one's ever loved me this hard. 473 00:22:35,869 --> 00:22:37,527 Do not marry her, okay? 474 00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:39,567 She is a fucking psycho. 475 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,874 Marry her. 476 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:44,334 Hear me and heed me. 477 00:22:44,335 --> 00:22:49,242 Do not let that frothing piece of lady meat out of your sight. 478 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,966 She has a trust fund. 479 00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:52,087 Get joint checking. 480 00:22:52,088 --> 00:22:55,637 And whatever you do, do not sign a prenup. 481 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,681 Hey. 482 00:22:57,682 --> 00:22:59,724 It's Gay Jesus. 483 00:23:01,394 --> 00:23:03,147 Can I have this? 484 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,001 Hey! Scabs! 485 00:23:27,337 --> 00:23:28,921 - Go, go! - Fuckin' run! 486 00:23:28,922 --> 00:23:30,346 - Oh, fuck! - Get back here! 487 00:23:30,347 --> 00:23:31,936 Debbie! Debbie, run! 488 00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:35,928 Come here, you motherfucker! 489 00:24:45,972 --> 00:24:47,207 Hey! 490 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,704 How ya feeling? 491 00:24:48,705 --> 00:24:49,918 Like shit. 492 00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:51,323 Sorry to hear that. 493 00:24:52,672 --> 00:24:54,423 Your boss emailed me. 494 00:24:54,424 --> 00:24:56,805 He finished the job, sent me an invoice. 495 00:24:56,806 --> 00:24:59,344 Probably want to track him down so you can get paid. 496 00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:01,002 Thanks for the heads up. 497 00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:10,916 Okay. You did really well last night. 498 00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:13,775 However, we need to tone down the rage a little. 499 00:25:13,776 --> 00:25:15,694 You're not gonna get anywhere if your date thinks 500 00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:18,155 you want to murder him the second he ties the knot. 501 00:25:18,156 --> 00:25:20,032 - What if I do? - Great question. 502 00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:24,161 Which brings us to Part A of our plan, etiquette. 503 00:25:26,372 --> 00:25:29,318 Rich guys are old school. 504 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,710 They want a lady to be a lady. 505 00:25:31,711 --> 00:25:33,962 A man wants to feel powerful. 506 00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:35,339 Really powerful. 507 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:37,257 So let him dominate the conversation. 508 00:25:37,258 --> 00:25:39,593 Act like he's totally fascinating. 509 00:25:39,594 --> 00:25:41,053 I cannot do this. 510 00:25:41,054 --> 00:25:42,874 Okay, this brings us to Part B of our plan. 511 00:25:45,725 --> 00:25:49,019 This is a tiny microphone. Attach it to your shirt. 512 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:56,944 This is a tiny earpiece. Put this in your ear. 513 00:25:56,945 --> 00:25:59,237 Oh, come on, Svet. You're Russian. 514 00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:01,406 This is spy shit. It's in your DNA. 515 00:26:05,328 --> 00:26:07,746 Testing, testing. Can you hear me? 516 00:26:07,747 --> 00:26:09,039 You are right there. 517 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,792 I meant in the thingy. 518 00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:15,003 Can you hear me? 519 00:26:15,004 --> 00:26:16,546 Yes. 520 00:26:16,547 --> 00:26:18,230 Okay. Do everything I say. 521 00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:19,544 Scratch your nose. 522 00:26:21,149 --> 00:26:23,290 Tuck your hair behind your ear. 523 00:26:24,767 --> 00:26:25,953 Excellent. 524 00:26:26,695 --> 00:26:28,570 Say, "Kevin Ball has a sexy voice." 525 00:26:29,018 --> 00:26:30,431 Why should I lie? 526 00:26:31,112 --> 00:26:32,282 Say it. 527 00:26:33,815 --> 00:26:36,274 Kevin Ball has a sexy voice. 528 00:26:36,275 --> 00:26:37,735 Mmm. 529 00:26:41,114 --> 00:26:43,135 What the fuck was that last night? 530 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:44,908 I never said it was risk-free. 531 00:26:44,909 --> 00:26:46,368 You also never said 532 00:26:46,369 --> 00:26:48,161 we'd be running for our lives. 533 00:26:48,162 --> 00:26:50,355 Why'd they hire us instead of hiring their own guys? 534 00:26:50,356 --> 00:26:51,581 Scabs are non-union. 535 00:26:51,582 --> 00:26:54,543 Union guys get overtime, pension, health. 536 00:26:54,544 --> 00:26:57,202 So we're screwing over a union we want to join someday? 537 00:26:57,203 --> 00:26:59,302 If we don't take the work, someone else will. 538 00:26:59,303 --> 00:27:00,882 It's wrong and it's dangerous. 539 00:27:00,883 --> 00:27:02,262 I'm never being a scab again. 540 00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:07,014 Hey, just got a tip for another gig. 541 00:27:07,015 --> 00:27:08,324 Pays even more. 542 00:27:09,944 --> 00:27:11,317 Five hundred. 543 00:27:12,512 --> 00:27:13,645 I'm in. 544 00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:24,043 Hi. 545 00:27:24,949 --> 00:27:26,491 What you got there? 546 00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:28,827 Free appliance. 547 00:27:28,828 --> 00:27:30,829 Works great if you're patient. 548 00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:32,873 Is that a shitty, old percolator? 549 00:27:32,874 --> 00:27:34,916 It's Italian. It's art. 550 00:27:37,378 --> 00:27:38,795 Hey. 551 00:27:38,796 --> 00:27:40,839 What are you guys still doing here? 552 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,392 We can't leave. 553 00:27:42,393 --> 00:27:44,412 Rodney won't fit in the car with his leg. 554 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:47,569 Plus, our AC is busted. 555 00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:49,014 You know anybody with an SUV? 556 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:51,027 Or I can take you somewhere. Where you headed? 557 00:27:54,854 --> 00:27:57,105 Is there, uh, some family you can stay with 558 00:27:57,106 --> 00:27:58,723 or maybe an old neighbor? 559 00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:00,877 Oh, we've been looking into some charity housing, 560 00:28:00,878 --> 00:28:02,643 but they all have a wait list. 561 00:28:02,644 --> 00:28:04,797 I know someone who works with local shelters. 562 00:28:04,798 --> 00:28:07,532 I can ask him if he maybe knows a place that could take you. 563 00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:10,189 - Wow, you'd do that? - Sure. 564 00:28:34,239 --> 00:28:36,491 - Hey. - What the fuck? 565 00:28:36,492 --> 00:28:37,854 Hey, baby. 566 00:28:37,855 --> 00:28:39,651 You cut up all my uniforms? 567 00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:41,456 Well, I weighed out the pros and cons, 568 00:28:41,457 --> 00:28:43,207 and I made a decision for our family. 569 00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:44,933 I think that it's better for everyone 570 00:28:44,934 --> 00:28:46,446 that you don't go back to school. 571 00:28:46,447 --> 00:28:48,406 We have a wedding to plan. 572 00:28:48,407 --> 00:28:49,695 Kassidi. 573 00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:51,201 Don't say my name like that. 574 00:28:51,202 --> 00:28:53,411 - Kassidi... - Do not 575 00:28:53,412 --> 00:28:55,330 say my name like that, I mean it, Carl. 576 00:28:55,331 --> 00:28:57,494 Kassidi, this is not a joke! 577 00:28:57,495 --> 00:28:59,751 I am going back to military school. 578 00:28:59,752 --> 00:29:01,294 I hate you! 579 00:29:01,295 --> 00:29:03,338 Hey! 580 00:29:03,339 --> 00:29:04,881 Fuck. Wait! 581 00:29:04,882 --> 00:29:06,628 You can't leave me! I'll die! 582 00:29:06,629 --> 00:29:08,510 Hey, what the fuck! You're not gonna die! 583 00:29:08,511 --> 00:29:10,095 We're gonna see each other like once a week! 584 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,753 - I can't! - Open up the door! 585 00:29:11,754 --> 00:29:13,515 - I need you! - What the fuck? You kidding me? 586 00:29:13,516 --> 00:29:14,933 This engagement is bullshit! 587 00:29:14,934 --> 00:29:16,269 What? What the fuck? 588 00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:18,186 I paid like 100 bucks for that! 589 00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:19,400 - Fuck you! - Come on! 590 00:29:19,401 --> 00:29:20,453 Fuck you! Fuck you! 591 00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:23,845 Oh, my God! What do you want me to do? 592 00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:26,778 Marry me before you leave, dumb-ass. 593 00:29:26,779 --> 00:29:27,941 You love me, right? 594 00:29:27,942 --> 00:29:29,781 Then what's the point in waiting? 595 00:29:29,782 --> 00:29:31,353 Okay, fine. 596 00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:34,035 - Today? - Yeah, sure. 597 00:29:37,665 --> 00:29:39,624 But... do you have a fake ID? 598 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,501 Yeah.- 599 00:29:47,091 --> 00:29:48,758 - Hey. - Hey. 600 00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:50,135 Where's Ian? 601 00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:51,845 I don't know. I haven't seen him. 602 00:29:51,846 --> 00:29:53,513 Fuck. 603 00:29:53,514 --> 00:29:55,877 He was supposed to be here like an hour ago to help set up. 604 00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,226 Doing this thing about careers in emergency services 605 00:29:58,227 --> 00:29:59,695 for our Life Skills program. 606 00:29:59,696 --> 00:30:02,022 Shit-ton of people signed because of him, but... 607 00:30:02,942 --> 00:30:05,442 whatever. What's up? 608 00:30:05,443 --> 00:30:06,985 Uh, one of the guys 609 00:30:06,986 --> 00:30:08,573 who was working on my roof got hurt. 610 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,690 He's gonna be out of work for a few months, 611 00:30:10,691 --> 00:30:12,991 and his family's living out of a car. 612 00:30:12,992 --> 00:30:14,467 I was wondering if you might know any 613 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:16,113 family shelters that could take him? 614 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:19,165 Um, I might, actually. Follow me. 615 00:30:22,335 --> 00:30:24,961 So, uh, what's your take on this whole, uh, 616 00:30:24,962 --> 00:30:27,159 Ian ambushing all those ministers? 617 00:30:28,006 --> 00:30:31,968 Uh, not really sure what to make of it. 618 00:30:31,969 --> 00:30:32,969 Ah, yeah. 619 00:30:32,970 --> 00:30:35,430 I mean, part of me is psyched 620 00:30:35,431 --> 00:30:37,140 that he's helping people, but 621 00:30:37,141 --> 00:30:39,351 another part is, I don't know, 622 00:30:39,352 --> 00:30:41,686 kind of bummed that I have to crowbar my way into his life 623 00:30:41,687 --> 00:30:42,876 if I want to see him. 624 00:30:43,773 --> 00:30:45,690 Oh. 625 00:30:45,691 --> 00:30:47,567 This place is decent. 626 00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:49,307 I'll call over and get everything squared away 627 00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:50,395 and let you know. 628 00:30:50,396 --> 00:30:51,529 - Thanks. - Yeah. 629 00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:53,365 And, hey, if you see Ian, please... 630 00:30:53,366 --> 00:30:54,372 - Yes. - Thank you. 631 00:30:54,373 --> 00:30:55,453 Will do. 632 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,244 - Thanks. - Yeah. 633 00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:05,543 The fuck is this, Frank? 634 00:31:05,544 --> 00:31:08,046 Son, I don't think I've articulated 635 00:31:08,047 --> 00:31:10,966 how impressed I am with your recent endeavors. 636 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:13,051 I knew you were talented, but, uh... 637 00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:15,971 "The Church of Gay Jesus." Is this a jumbo shirt? 638 00:31:15,972 --> 00:31:17,389 To reach the masses, 639 00:31:17,390 --> 00:31:19,683 you've got to embrace merchandising 640 00:31:19,684 --> 00:31:21,786 to take your brand to the next level. 641 00:31:21,787 --> 00:31:25,383 Uh, how about T-shirts proudly displaying your message? 642 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,399 Well, I-I don't have a church. 643 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,733 And I'm not fuckin' Jesus. 644 00:31:28,734 --> 00:31:30,623 Tongue in cheek, son. 645 00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:34,197 When you repurpose a-an iconic logo 646 00:31:34,198 --> 00:31:36,018 for the-the sake of kitsch, 647 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:40,245 you present an ironic critique of American consumerism. 648 00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,163 And if that logo 649 00:31:42,164 --> 00:31:44,416 just happens to resemble a... 650 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,334 giant, throbbing penis, 651 00:31:46,335 --> 00:31:48,044 what could be more counterculture? 652 00:31:48,045 --> 00:31:51,006 It looks like a hot dog. And the lettering sucks. 653 00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:54,453 Revolutions don't come wrapped in a cute ribbon. 654 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,720 You want to bring down power structures? 655 00:31:56,721 --> 00:31:58,582 You want to get in the face of people 656 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,751 who are peddling corroded ideals? 657 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,436 You need a uniform that screams authenticity. 658 00:32:04,437 --> 00:32:06,938 We didn't pay Chinese factory orphans 659 00:32:06,939 --> 00:32:08,862 three cents an hour to make these. 660 00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:11,109 No, this is our living room. 661 00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:12,944 Our hands. Our sweat. 662 00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:14,612 Talk about grassroots. 663 00:32:16,449 --> 00:32:19,420 I have a meeting tonight at Trinity and Life Evangelical. 664 00:32:19,421 --> 00:32:21,286 You can hawk your shit there, but 665 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,813 everything you make has to go to Trevor's kids. 666 00:32:23,814 --> 00:32:26,386 Oh, come on! This is my retirement fund. 667 00:32:28,002 --> 00:32:29,281 Twenty percent. 668 00:32:29,795 --> 00:32:30,991 Thirty? 669 00:32:31,756 --> 00:32:35,051 Okay, 95 percent, and we appreciate your business. 670 00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:40,013 And this has been a rough few years. 671 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:43,428 Needless to say, it hasn't been that easy 672 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:44,809 being around my dad. 673 00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,561 But my favorite memory of him 674 00:32:46,562 --> 00:32:48,229 is this thing that he would do. 675 00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:50,687 So he would be in his office, 676 00:32:50,688 --> 00:32:55,111 hunched over paperwork, and I'd knock. 677 00:32:55,112 --> 00:32:57,125 And he'd look up, confused. 678 00:32:58,157 --> 00:32:59,824 And then, boom. 679 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:04,287 It's the... the biggest, warmest smile. 680 00:33:04,288 --> 00:33:07,199 That is the version of my dad that I'm going to remember. 681 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,210 And I'm grateful for every moment 682 00:33:10,211 --> 00:33:11,655 that I had with him 683 00:33:12,486 --> 00:33:13,963 when he was just him. 684 00:33:15,841 --> 00:33:19,260 You hear about these professors who go the extra mile 685 00:33:19,261 --> 00:33:20,607 to help a student. 686 00:33:21,617 --> 00:33:24,630 But what Youens did for me went above and beyond that. 687 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,935 Got me my first real job. 688 00:33:26,936 --> 00:33:28,965 Listened to me bitch about my family. 689 00:33:29,688 --> 00:33:30,772 He was there for me. 690 00:33:30,773 --> 00:33:32,190 He got me internships, 691 00:33:32,191 --> 00:33:35,137 wrote dozens of letters of recommendation, 692 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,862 personally called the dean at Carnegie Mellon 693 00:33:37,863 --> 00:33:40,198 to get me into the robotics doctoral program. 694 00:33:40,199 --> 00:33:43,201 Told me once, he wished he'd been a poet. 695 00:33:43,202 --> 00:33:46,037 And he showed me something he'd written. 696 00:33:46,038 --> 00:33:48,581 Said I was the only person 697 00:33:48,582 --> 00:33:50,399 he trusted enough to show. 698 00:33:51,837 --> 00:33:54,462 That poem was awful. 699 00:33:54,463 --> 00:33:56,641 And no matter how busy he was, 700 00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:59,384 Youens always made time to talk to me. 701 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:01,797 He helped me with whatever I needed, 702 00:34:01,798 --> 00:34:06,182 listen, offer advice, wise counsel. 703 00:34:06,183 --> 00:34:08,200 Day or night, it didn't matter, 704 00:34:08,201 --> 00:34:10,937 when you called or knocked on his door, 705 00:34:10,938 --> 00:34:12,576 he always answered. 706 00:34:14,441 --> 00:34:15,579 Always. 707 00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:19,683 He was like a father to me. 708 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:23,916 I honestly don't know where I'd be without him today. 709 00:34:26,036 --> 00:34:29,248 He invested his time and energy to make sure 710 00:34:29,249 --> 00:34:31,107 I didn't become a total fuck-up. 711 00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:32,959 He didn't have to. 712 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,045 I'm still not sure why he did. 713 00:34:36,977 --> 00:34:40,258 Okay. My friend found you a place. 714 00:34:40,259 --> 00:34:41,759 It's a family shelter. 715 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,261 They'll have a room for you in two days. 716 00:34:43,262 --> 00:34:45,722 Girls, we've got a place to live. 717 00:34:45,723 --> 00:34:48,725 They can take us in two days, you said? 718 00:34:48,726 --> 00:34:50,351 Mm-hmm. 719 00:34:50,352 --> 00:34:53,408 Oh, we've got the tarp if it rains again. 720 00:35:02,156 --> 00:35:04,240 Why don't you just stay here for two nights? 721 00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:05,950 Really? 722 00:35:05,951 --> 00:35:08,328 Yeah. Not a problem. 723 00:35:08,329 --> 00:35:10,455 I'll just, uh, I'll crash at my old place. 724 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,790 Oh, my God, Fiona. 725 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,959 Thank you. You're a lifesaver. 726 00:35:19,131 --> 00:35:22,550 We should go get a blanket and a bottle of champagne, 727 00:35:22,551 --> 00:35:25,626 go in the park, and lay in the grass as man and wife, 728 00:35:25,627 --> 00:35:28,640 and let the moon and the stars bless our union. 729 00:35:32,311 --> 00:35:33,811 Cute! 730 00:35:33,812 --> 00:35:36,124 Now serving, 103. 731 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:37,370 Oh! 732 00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:38,733 Yay! That's us. 733 00:35:38,734 --> 00:35:40,443 Okay, come on. 734 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,674 All set. 735 00:35:48,675 --> 00:35:53,164 Your marriage license is valid for 60 days in Cook County only. 736 00:35:53,165 --> 00:35:54,903 There's a one-day waiting period 737 00:35:54,904 --> 00:35:56,631 before the license becomes effective. 738 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:59,221 Wait. So we can't get married today? 739 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,061 You can get married at this exact time tomorrow. 740 00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:05,677 What the fuck? This sucks. 741 00:36:15,156 --> 00:36:17,324 I look like a fucking First Lady. 742 00:36:17,731 --> 00:36:18,815 Here. 743 00:36:18,816 --> 00:36:19,941 Go cross your legs 744 00:36:19,942 --> 00:36:22,163 and pretend to be captivated. 745 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,365 Smokey to Bobcat. 746 00:36:27,366 --> 00:36:29,015 Do you hear me? Over. 747 00:36:30,411 --> 00:36:32,009 What are you guys up to? 748 00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:35,127 We're trying to get Svetlana married off to a rich dude. 749 00:36:35,128 --> 00:36:36,540 So... 750 00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,711 you just gave 'em your place, just like that? 751 00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:40,951 What else was I supposed to do? 752 00:36:41,637 --> 00:36:44,048 Man, I was really digging my quiet mornings 753 00:36:44,049 --> 00:36:46,009 away from Gallagher chaos. 754 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:47,515 And it's extra bad right now 755 00:36:47,516 --> 00:36:49,981 'cause of lan's gay messiah shit. 756 00:36:49,982 --> 00:36:52,223 He should read Pope Leo the 13th's 757 00:36:52,224 --> 00:36:53,962 encyclical on property rights. 758 00:36:54,893 --> 00:36:56,604 I'll pass it on. 759 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:00,607 You know, whiskey is actually 760 00:37:00,608 --> 00:37:03,192 clear when it comes off the still. 761 00:37:03,193 --> 00:37:06,649 It gets the caramel color from the barrel... 762 00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:08,434 You know, I'm just... I'm just gonna say this. 763 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:09,574 Sometimes it feels like 764 00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,743 it doesn't even matter that I'm sitting here. 765 00:37:11,744 --> 00:37:13,368 I know all the places you've lived. 766 00:37:13,369 --> 00:37:15,328 I know all the languages you speak. 767 00:37:15,329 --> 00:37:18,001 I've met your exes, your baby mamas, your spawn. 768 00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:21,177 And yet, you have never asked one question about me. 769 00:37:21,818 --> 00:37:23,296 Did you know that I became 770 00:37:23,297 --> 00:37:25,882 legal guardian of my siblings when I was 23? 771 00:37:25,883 --> 00:37:27,580 Or that I dropped out of high school, 772 00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:29,552 but then I got back and I got my GED? 773 00:37:29,553 --> 00:37:31,073 Yes, actually, I did. 774 00:37:32,765 --> 00:37:35,183 And I know you did it to convince your genius brother 775 00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:37,213 who's a recovering alcoholic to stay in college. 776 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:40,396 I know you got left at the altar by your junkie fiancé 777 00:37:40,397 --> 00:37:42,227 with whom you were very much in love. 778 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,984 - How? - 'Cause I ask around. 779 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,487 There's some other stuff I know. 780 00:37:47,488 --> 00:37:49,197 You're fiercely protective of your family. 781 00:37:49,198 --> 00:37:50,276 You're generous. 782 00:37:50,922 --> 00:37:52,288 Like today, for example, 783 00:37:52,289 --> 00:37:54,272 you gave your apartment to a homeless family. 784 00:37:55,782 --> 00:37:58,200 You are so very much yourself. 785 00:37:59,269 --> 00:38:00,975 You don't even have to try. 786 00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:06,382 And frankly, you scare the fuckin' shit out of me. 787 00:38:27,861 --> 00:38:29,407 It's him. It's him. 788 00:38:30,614 --> 00:38:31,851 Svet, Svet. 789 00:38:32,241 --> 00:38:36,013 The buzzard is in the tuba. The buzzard is in the tuba. 790 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,495 - The what? - I have no idea. 791 00:38:37,496 --> 00:38:38,691 I've never done this before. 792 00:38:44,051 --> 00:38:45,879 What's she saying? 793 00:38:47,631 --> 00:38:48,849 I can't hear anything. 794 00:38:49,341 --> 00:38:52,647 I can't hear anything. We never tested the microphone. 795 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:56,389 All right, well, she needs to relax. 796 00:38:56,390 --> 00:38:58,127 Tell her to lean in a little. 797 00:38:59,226 --> 00:39:01,506 Svetlana, lean in a little. 798 00:39:02,104 --> 00:39:03,187 Too far. Too Far. 799 00:39:03,188 --> 00:39:04,898 Too far. Too far. 800 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:08,025 Take a sip of your drink. 801 00:39:08,922 --> 00:39:10,502 Sip, not gulp. 802 00:39:11,488 --> 00:39:13,671 Tell her to-to ask him about something. 803 00:39:13,672 --> 00:39:15,032 All right. All right. 804 00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:16,033 All right, Svet. 805 00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:18,369 Ask him about his mother. 806 00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:19,829 No, not his mother. 807 00:39:19,830 --> 00:39:22,248 Ask him about his favorite sports teams. 808 00:39:22,249 --> 00:39:23,499 Allergies... What the hell 809 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,668 do people talk about on dates? 810 00:39:25,669 --> 00:39:28,380 Did she just drop her earpiece in her drink? 811 00:39:31,884 --> 00:39:33,342 Oh, no. 812 00:39:33,343 --> 00:39:35,512 She's gonna grab his cock, isn't she? 813 00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:41,671 Mm-hmm. Called that one. 814 00:39:42,269 --> 00:39:43,728 T-shirts! 815 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:45,229 Each garment has been worn by the man himself. 816 00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:46,272 - And blessed! - T-shirts. 817 00:39:46,273 --> 00:39:47,064 $50 suggested donation. 818 00:39:47,065 --> 00:39:49,484 The white one? Okay. Thank you. 819 00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:50,581 T-shirts, T-shirts. 820 00:39:50,582 --> 00:39:51,861 T-shirts, get your T-shirts here! 821 00:39:51,862 --> 00:39:53,571 Nice turnout. 822 00:39:53,572 --> 00:39:55,435 Only half of them are regulars. 823 00:39:56,074 --> 00:39:57,170 You did great. 824 00:39:57,534 --> 00:39:59,202 I just sat there while people talked about 825 00:39:59,203 --> 00:40:00,620 how horribly they'd been treated, 826 00:40:00,621 --> 00:40:02,622 by family, co-workers... 827 00:40:02,623 --> 00:40:04,582 Can you please sign this, please? 828 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,209 - ...strangers. - Thank you. 829 00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:07,989 Sometimes that's all they need. 830 00:40:09,254 --> 00:40:11,047 Tomorrow's our weekly service... 831 00:40:11,048 --> 00:40:12,340 - Thanks so much. - ...where we invite speakers 832 00:40:12,341 --> 00:40:14,008 to come up and discuss how to turn 833 00:40:14,009 --> 00:40:16,260 personal pain into positive action. 834 00:40:16,261 --> 00:40:18,149 We call it "A Night of Good Grief." 835 00:40:19,056 --> 00:40:21,307 The name is silly, but the idea isn't. 836 00:40:21,308 --> 00:40:22,809 You up for it? 837 00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:24,685 Well... 838 00:40:24,686 --> 00:40:28,606 I don't... know what to say that hasn't already been said. 839 00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:30,034 You say it again. 840 00:40:30,035 --> 00:40:32,026 It can't be said enough, not until queer kids 841 00:40:32,027 --> 00:40:33,945 stop being told there's something wrong with them. 842 00:40:33,946 --> 00:40:35,731 It was so worth it. 843 00:41:31,753 --> 00:41:33,045 Fuck! 844 00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:04,035 Hey. 845 00:42:04,036 --> 00:42:05,870 - Hm? - Hey. 846 00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,342 We need to talk. 847 00:42:08,206 --> 00:42:10,291 What? What? 848 00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:12,501 You gotta promise not to freak out. 849 00:42:12,502 --> 00:42:13,577 I promise. 850 00:42:14,171 --> 00:42:16,881 Okay. First of all. 851 00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:18,966 You're, like, the best thing that's ever happened to me 852 00:42:18,967 --> 00:42:20,469 like, by like a bazillion. 853 00:42:21,464 --> 00:42:23,679 But when we were at the clerk's office, 854 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,251 and she said we had to wait... 855 00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:28,413 I was relieved. 856 00:42:28,888 --> 00:42:30,176 A little. 857 00:42:31,104 --> 00:42:34,121 'Cause I feel like we rushed into this. 858 00:42:34,122 --> 00:42:36,214 And I totally want you to be my wife, 859 00:42:36,215 --> 00:42:37,722 my little sweetie boo. 860 00:42:39,404 --> 00:42:41,364 Would you hate me 861 00:42:41,365 --> 00:42:43,817 if we stayed engaged a teeny bit longer? 862 00:42:44,327 --> 00:42:46,410 Until we're both 863 00:42:46,411 --> 00:42:50,260 no doubt, positively sure we're ready? 864 00:42:54,586 --> 00:42:56,003 I could never hate you. 865 00:42:57,130 --> 00:42:58,924 - For real? - Yeah. 866 00:42:59,591 --> 00:43:02,468 And thank you for being honest with me. 867 00:43:02,469 --> 00:43:05,829 That's, like, super important for a healthy marriage. 868 00:43:07,099 --> 00:43:09,100 You are awesome. 869 00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:10,434 I love you. 870 00:43:10,435 --> 00:43:11,803 Mm, I love you too. 871 00:43:13,855 --> 00:43:15,232 Mm. 872 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:27,994 Okay, okay. 873 00:43:27,995 --> 00:43:30,205 Okay, now. 874 00:43:46,972 --> 00:43:49,558 You're getting pretty good at that. 875 00:43:50,809 --> 00:43:53,352 Fourth time's the charm. 876 00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:58,774 Well, 877 00:43:58,775 --> 00:44:01,235 two left. 878 00:44:01,236 --> 00:44:03,484 Better hope you tire out soon. 879 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,952 Do you think I'm the only person on Earth 880 00:44:09,953 --> 00:44:11,495 who doesn't want your babies? 881 00:44:11,496 --> 00:44:13,289 I don't want my babies. 882 00:44:13,290 --> 00:44:15,236 That's why I keep letting other people have them. 883 00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:20,173 I dig this candid version of you. 884 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:25,343 Now... ask me something about myself. 885 00:44:27,345 --> 00:44:29,843 What's the one thing about Fiona Gallagher 886 00:44:29,844 --> 00:44:31,460 that might surprise me? 887 00:44:32,434 --> 00:44:33,796 That's a tough one. 888 00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,728 You seem to have me all figured out. 889 00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:38,690 That's my gift. 890 00:44:41,151 --> 00:44:42,513 How about... 891 00:44:46,491 --> 00:44:48,802 I think I might not want to have kids. 892 00:44:49,724 --> 00:44:51,786 But you're a woman. How is that possible? 893 00:44:53,455 --> 00:44:56,040 Well, my siblings are my kids. 894 00:45:01,838 --> 00:45:03,506 It's Nessa. 895 00:45:03,507 --> 00:45:04,757 Mm-hmm. 896 00:45:04,758 --> 00:45:06,050 I'm supposed to be analyzing 897 00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:07,718 your skills and reporting back. 898 00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,136 And how am I doing so far? 899 00:45:10,251 --> 00:45:11,806 Overall positive. 900 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:14,016 Happy to give you more data. 901 00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:16,353 Hi. Can I call you back later? 902 00:45:19,564 --> 00:45:21,358 You're fucking kidding me. 903 00:45:24,361 --> 00:45:26,612 - Thanks for the heads up. - Any time. 904 00:45:26,613 --> 00:45:29,908 FYI, they just dragged in two sleeping bags and a pull-up bar. 905 00:45:31,785 --> 00:45:33,286 Hello? 906 00:45:35,122 --> 00:45:37,248 - ...uh-huh. - Hi. 907 00:45:37,249 --> 00:45:39,375 Now, everyone, this is the lady 908 00:45:39,376 --> 00:45:40,626 who has been helping us. 909 00:45:40,627 --> 00:45:42,586 This is, uh, my sister, 910 00:45:42,587 --> 00:45:45,756 my cousin, his wife, and their son. 911 00:45:45,757 --> 00:45:47,288 What's going on? 912 00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:48,843 They're paying us to crash here 913 00:45:48,844 --> 00:45:51,063 so we'll have some cash for the shelter. 914 00:45:51,064 --> 00:45:52,847 Oh, fuck! My chair! 915 00:45:52,848 --> 00:45:54,904 Ooh, sorry about that. 916 00:45:54,905 --> 00:45:57,476 Good thing it's an old chair, right? 917 00:46:23,044 --> 00:46:25,588 Hey. Sorry about last night. 918 00:46:25,589 --> 00:46:27,230 Something came up last minute, and I'm trying 919 00:46:27,231 --> 00:46:28,951 to juggle everything but it's snowballing and... 920 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,004 And I... 921 00:46:30,005 --> 00:46:32,303 Hey. 922 00:46:32,304 --> 00:46:33,888 - Yeah. - It's snowballing. 923 00:46:33,889 --> 00:46:35,931 I had like 40 people show up to this meeting yesterday. 924 00:46:35,932 --> 00:46:37,516 Yeah, and I had 50 kids show up 925 00:46:37,517 --> 00:46:39,894 to a career symposium about being a paramedic. 926 00:46:39,895 --> 00:46:43,301 But... I guess since yours is about God, you win, right? 927 00:46:44,316 --> 00:46:46,483 - Hey, hey, Ian. - One second, guys. 928 00:46:46,484 --> 00:46:49,111 I'm helping people in need, same as you. 929 00:46:49,112 --> 00:46:51,238 Are you saying it's only cool when it's your idea? 930 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,324 I don't ask a lot of you. 931 00:46:53,325 --> 00:46:55,784 This was one thing that was important to me. 932 00:46:56,661 --> 00:46:59,038 You know, maybe what you're doing is worth 933 00:46:59,039 --> 00:47:00,789 pissing off the people that care about you. 934 00:47:00,790 --> 00:47:01,916 That's fine. 935 00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:03,292 But don't insult me 936 00:47:03,293 --> 00:47:05,123 by acting like it's not happening. 937 00:47:18,899 --> 00:47:19,900 Hi. 938 00:47:20,352 --> 00:47:21,980 You didn't speak at the service. 939 00:47:22,729 --> 00:47:24,631 Uh, I was gonna, but... 940 00:47:25,638 --> 00:47:27,984 everything I was gonna say was already said. 941 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,477 Sorry for your loss. 942 00:47:36,534 --> 00:47:38,595 Yeah, I lost him a long time ago. 943 00:47:41,122 --> 00:47:42,843 Still doesn't make it easy. 944 00:47:44,334 --> 00:47:46,719 He was a good dad, just, um, 945 00:47:47,334 --> 00:47:48,421 not to me. 946 00:47:49,813 --> 00:47:51,257 I guess it's easier to be 947 00:47:51,258 --> 00:47:52,953 kind to somebody who looks up to you. 948 00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:55,314 Hey, um, 949 00:47:56,846 --> 00:47:59,719 I found this going through his paperwork. 950 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,601 It's a draft of a recommendation letter. 951 00:48:03,577 --> 00:48:05,007 Thought you might want it. 952 00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:29,878 You know, in all of his years of teaching, 953 00:48:29,879 --> 00:48:32,424 I never heard him talk about a student like that. 954 00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:36,801 He says he's amazed by your mind. 955 00:48:45,455 --> 00:48:47,049 You don't want to keep it? 956 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,121 Oh, I think I'm too angry to keep it. 957 00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:19,386 Kass? 958 00:49:19,387 --> 00:49:21,972 Where you at? 959 00:49:24,476 --> 00:49:27,131 Babe? 960 00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,021 Kass! 961 00:49:30,482 --> 00:49:32,649 Oh! 962 00:49:32,650 --> 00:49:34,985 You saved my life! 963 00:49:34,986 --> 00:49:37,232 - You really do love me! - Yeah. 964 00:49:37,712 --> 00:49:39,310 What time is it? 965 00:49:40,233 --> 00:49:41,325 Like 4:00? 966 00:49:41,326 --> 00:49:43,481 The County Clerk's office is open til 5:00. 967 00:49:56,846 --> 00:49:58,329 That your new chair? 968 00:50:00,053 --> 00:50:01,179 Why's it over here? 969 00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:06,163 So that the pile of assholes who are squatting in my apartment 970 00:50:06,164 --> 00:50:07,738 won't destroy it. 971 00:50:10,605 --> 00:50:13,065 Who aren't actually assholes. 972 00:50:13,066 --> 00:50:14,400 They're just poor and broke 973 00:50:14,401 --> 00:50:15,859 and taking advantage of the situation. 974 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,833 Just like I've done 100 times. 975 00:50:20,198 --> 00:50:22,077 And they aren't squatting. 976 00:50:22,078 --> 00:50:23,657 I told them that they could stay there. 977 00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:30,707 Did you just get this pic from Kassidi? 978 00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:31,876 Yeah. 979 00:50:32,919 --> 00:50:34,896 "Birth, marriage, death." 980 00:50:34,897 --> 00:50:36,047 What the hell is that? 981 00:50:37,545 --> 00:50:39,675 - I think they got hitched. - What? 982 00:50:39,676 --> 00:50:41,522 Yeah, I told him not to. 983 00:50:42,178 --> 00:50:45,223 Not legally, right? She's, like, 15. 984 00:50:51,646 --> 00:50:52,896 Hey. 985 00:50:52,897 --> 00:50:55,065 Can I get a ride to this church? 986 00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:57,813 Supposed to speak at this thing, and I don't know. 987 00:50:58,727 --> 00:51:01,517 Kinda scared shitless. I mean... 988 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,752 I don't do speeches. 989 00:51:05,010 --> 00:51:06,239 So don't do it. 990 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,882 Sorta feel like I have to. 991 00:51:08,538 --> 00:51:10,676 Everyone thinks that I have something to say. 992 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,345 What if I don't? 993 00:51:16,754 --> 00:51:19,047 When they're gone, they're gone, folks, so don't miss out. 994 00:51:19,048 --> 00:51:21,341 All profits go to help gays across the planet. 995 00:51:21,342 --> 00:51:23,247 Can you give me just one second? 996 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,597 Are we really gonna give all of our money to Ian? 997 00:51:26,598 --> 00:51:28,557 No, of course not. 998 00:51:28,558 --> 00:51:32,144 Thank you so much for waiting. Gay Jesus loves and blesses you. 999 00:51:32,145 --> 00:51:34,354 Get your T-shirts here! Don't miss out, folks. 1000 00:51:34,355 --> 00:51:36,982 We're runnin' out. T-shirts. 1001 00:51:42,947 --> 00:51:45,616 Oh, shit. No wonder you're nervous. 1002 00:51:45,617 --> 00:51:48,035 Did you know that all these people were gonna be here? 1003 00:51:48,036 --> 00:51:49,912 - No. - Hey. 1004 00:51:49,913 --> 00:51:51,688 They all came for you. 1005 00:51:51,689 --> 00:51:53,219 Isn't this amazing? 1006 00:52:23,905 --> 00:52:27,282 So I just wanna start out by saying that I'm no hero. 1007 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:30,327 I'm just a guy who keeps showing up 1008 00:52:30,328 --> 00:52:34,149 to these anti-gay churches and hearing shit like, 1009 00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:36,458 "God created man and woman. 1010 00:52:36,459 --> 00:52:39,336 You either look like a man or a woman. 1011 00:52:39,337 --> 00:52:42,576 Don't... bring us any of your other shit." 1012 00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:45,729 So they're essentially saying, 1013 00:52:46,386 --> 00:52:48,762 "Don't make me work too hard 1014 00:52:48,763 --> 00:52:51,765 to see you on your own terms," right? 1015 00:52:53,518 --> 00:52:58,605 But we have the God-given right to be who we are. 1016 00:52:58,606 --> 00:53:01,233 Not who others want us to be. 1017 00:53:01,234 --> 00:53:03,900 So when they say shit like, 1018 00:53:03,901 --> 00:53:08,264 "Don't use fake words like nonbinary 1019 00:53:08,265 --> 00:53:11,869 or gender-fluid, cis-whatever," it's like... 1020 00:53:13,851 --> 00:53:16,164 Those are my terms, bitch. 1021 00:53:16,165 --> 00:53:18,083 Mm-hmm, yep. 1022 00:53:26,301 --> 00:53:27,969 Mm-hmm. 1023 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:34,016 Which means we have to be so big, 1024 00:53:34,017 --> 00:53:35,392 so noisy... 1025 00:53:35,393 --> 00:53:37,603 that there's nowhere else to look. 1026 00:53:37,604 --> 00:53:41,151 And we do it in God's name because... 1027 00:53:43,784 --> 00:53:45,736 Because God hates haters. 1028 00:54:13,863 --> 00:54:16,009 I spotted 12 safety violations. 1029 00:54:16,010 --> 00:54:17,736 No wonder they pay so much. 1030 00:54:17,737 --> 00:54:19,519 I think I'm gonna bail. 1031 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,792 I gotta stick it out. I need the cash. 1032 00:54:21,793 --> 00:54:23,172 Hey, could you grab me a clip light? 1033 00:54:23,173 --> 00:54:24,406 Can barely see anything I'm doing. 1034 00:54:24,407 --> 00:54:25,512 Okay. 1035 00:54:33,284 --> 00:54:34,785 Debbie! 1036 00:54:36,539 --> 00:54:37,913 Call 911! 1037 00:54:47,965 --> 00:54:49,258 Hi. 1038 00:54:52,053 --> 00:54:54,231 This fucking day, man. 1039 00:54:54,232 --> 00:54:55,863 Find Svetlana a man? 1040 00:54:55,864 --> 00:54:57,808 No, she grabbed the guy's cock. 1041 00:55:01,145 --> 00:55:03,313 Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 1042 00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:05,577 Not taking her home to meet Mom. 1043 00:55:07,318 --> 00:55:08,841 Where you coming from? 1044 00:55:10,570 --> 00:55:11,979 Church. 1045 00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:14,574 Ian has a cult. 1046 00:55:14,575 --> 00:55:16,542 - A what? - Yeah. 1047 00:55:16,543 --> 00:55:19,192 They think he's Gay Jesus. 1048 00:55:20,006 --> 00:55:21,627 Looking for Fiona Gallagher. 1049 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,287 That's me. 1050 00:55:23,714 --> 00:55:24,980 You've been served. 1051 00:55:32,427 --> 00:55:34,558 "As a result of one or more acts 1052 00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:37,221 by defendant L. Donner and defendant F. Gallagher, 1053 00:55:38,156 --> 00:55:40,517 plaintiff R. Latham has been injured, 1054 00:55:40,518 --> 00:55:42,476 damaged, and incapacitated." 1055 00:55:42,910 --> 00:55:44,605 Who the fuck is R. Latham? 1056 00:55:46,065 --> 00:55:47,441 Rodney. 1057 00:55:47,442 --> 00:55:49,089 The dude that fell off your roof? 1058 00:55:49,090 --> 00:55:50,296 He's suing you? 1059 00:55:50,297 --> 00:55:52,589 "Plaintiff demands judgment against defendants 1060 00:55:52,590 --> 00:55:55,616 in the sum of $6 million." 1061 00:55:57,201 --> 00:55:58,650 Motherfucker. 1062 00:55:59,396 --> 00:56:00,836 Motherfucker! 1063 00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:33,820 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com