1 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:08,283 What the hell are you doing? 2 00:00:08,318 --> 00:00:09,936 Trying to figure out what this thing's for. 3 00:00:09,937 --> 00:00:12,036 But... Yeah, I got it. 4 00:00:12,072 --> 00:00:15,352 It's not a bottle opener, you caveman, it's a piece of art. 5 00:00:15,428 --> 00:00:17,462 That? No, it's not. 6 00:00:17,497 --> 00:00:19,364 I'm not doing this. I am hosting a salon 7 00:00:19,399 --> 00:00:21,366 for the junior board of the Met tomorrow night, so please, 8 00:00:21,401 --> 00:00:23,635 just drink yourself into a coma on the early side. 9 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:25,536 Absolutely not. No. Get a bunch of hair everywhere? 10 00:00:25,572 --> 00:00:26,571 I don't think so. 11 00:00:26,606 --> 00:00:28,439 Not a hair salon, dingus. 12 00:00:28,475 --> 00:00:30,843 A salon is an intellectual gathering of young tastemakers. 13 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:32,696 I dare you to say something more pretentious. 14 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:33,831 Hey, Mickey, check it out. 15 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,456 - It kind of looks like balls. - Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:37,465 Absolutely, looks like balls. 17 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:40,173 - It's a heart. - No, that's a bottle-opening scrotum. 18 00:00:40,198 --> 00:00:41,691 Why do you even care about this crap? 19 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:42,757 Because a seat opened up on their board. 20 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,292 This is my chance to get in 21 00:00:44,327 --> 00:00:45,460 with the elite art community. 22 00:00:45,495 --> 00:00:46,894 Oh. You're social climbing. 23 00:00:46,919 --> 00:00:48,396 Okay, you know what? I don't have time for this. 24 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:50,465 - Alba, hit me. - Okay. Uh, art deco. 25 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,699 Art deco. A pastiche of many different styles, 26 00:00:51,735 --> 00:00:53,401 sometimes contradictory, 27 00:00:53,436 --> 00:00:55,470 united by an effort to be modern. Art deco. 28 00:00:55,505 --> 00:00:56,738 - Yeah. Nailed it. - Nice. 29 00:00:56,773 --> 00:00:58,773 All right. Uh, how'd you get roped into this? 30 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:01,154 Oh. She's giving me diamond earrings. 31 00:01:01,344 --> 00:01:03,311 Oh, you're social climbing. 32 00:01:03,346 --> 00:01:04,679 Nice. At least she admits it. 33 00:01:04,714 --> 00:01:06,647 Oh, there's no shame in it. 34 00:01:06,683 --> 00:01:08,649 Mickey, can you make Totsi a cup of coffee? 35 00:01:08,685 --> 00:01:11,063 What the hell is a Totsi and what's it doing in my house? 36 00:01:11,079 --> 00:01:12,797 - Not your house. - Totsi's my friend. 37 00:01:12,883 --> 00:01:15,181 He's got snakes for hair, and a blue belt in karate. 38 00:01:15,854 --> 00:01:17,016 Almost purple. 39 00:01:17,051 --> 00:01:18,217 Smart. With a name like Totsi, you're gonna need 40 00:01:18,253 --> 00:01:19,385 to know how to fight. 41 00:01:19,638 --> 00:01:21,638 I was named after an African king. 42 00:01:21,761 --> 00:01:24,157 Oh, yeah? Mickey was named after a malt liquor. 43 00:01:24,192 --> 00:01:25,675 I take my coffee black. 44 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,724 Oh, well, I'm not a barista. 45 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:29,659 Mickey, please. He's my friend. 46 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:31,662 All right, fine. 47 00:01:31,697 --> 00:01:33,763 I'll make you a cup of coffee, Totsi. 48 00:01:33,799 --> 00:01:35,665 But only because you're a friend of Ben's, 49 00:01:35,701 --> 00:01:37,217 and I have the utmost respect... 50 00:01:37,769 --> 00:01:39,239 Are-are you...? Is he...? 51 00:01:44,982 --> 00:01:46,610 Dad! I... 52 00:01:46,645 --> 00:01:48,512 - I mean, Mr. Buckley. - I see athleticism 53 00:01:48,547 --> 00:01:49,779 hasn't skipped a generation. 54 00:01:49,815 --> 00:01:50,983 You watched my practice. 55 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:52,782 The end of it. 56 00:01:53,152 --> 00:01:54,518 Listen, um, 57 00:01:54,553 --> 00:01:56,889 I feel bad about what happened. 58 00:01:57,171 --> 00:01:59,271 Uh, but you got to understand, 59 00:01:59,307 --> 00:02:01,164 you went on a date with your sister. 60 00:02:01,409 --> 00:02:03,275 J-Just so you know, I never whipped it out... 61 00:02:03,311 --> 00:02:05,277 Yeah, that's-that's in the past. It's in the past. 62 00:02:05,313 --> 00:02:07,046 - Okay. - The point is, 63 00:02:07,081 --> 00:02:08,113 if you're still interested, 64 00:02:08,149 --> 00:02:09,755 I'd love to hang out sometime. 65 00:02:11,062 --> 00:02:12,184 I'm free right now. 66 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,252 Well, I can't right now. I'm going on 67 00:02:13,287 --> 00:02:14,286 a business trip to Maine. 68 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:16,937 Yeah. That-that... 69 00:02:16,972 --> 00:02:18,839 Super... that's super chill. 70 00:02:21,454 --> 00:02:22,879 You know what? Uh... 71 00:02:25,181 --> 00:02:26,563 How'd you like to tag along? 72 00:02:26,861 --> 00:02:28,646 Are you kidding me? Yes. Yes. 73 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:31,502 Y-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 74 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,825 Okay. 75 00:02:37,068 --> 00:02:38,379 What are you doing out here? 76 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:40,316 Totsi's meditating. He didn't want me to interrupt 77 00:02:40,351 --> 00:02:41,517 his breath cycle. 78 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,172 Why do you hang out with that clown? 79 00:02:43,173 --> 00:02:45,071 Because he's cool, and hanging out with him 80 00:02:45,107 --> 00:02:46,139 makes me cool. 81 00:02:46,175 --> 00:02:47,960 All right. Buddy... 82 00:02:48,498 --> 00:02:51,111 I want to tell you that being cool isn't important, 83 00:02:51,146 --> 00:02:54,047 but I'm not gonna say that 'cause it's not true, you know? 84 00:02:54,082 --> 00:02:56,116 Being cool is-is very, very important, but I'm sure 85 00:02:56,151 --> 00:02:58,418 there are other things that are more important than that. 86 00:02:58,453 --> 00:03:00,877 - Like what? - Ooh... 87 00:03:01,411 --> 00:03:02,710 Yeah, I don't know, nothing's coming to mind. 88 00:03:02,746 --> 00:03:04,379 You want to go check on Totsi? 89 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:07,047 Yo, Sting. Hot coffee, coming at you. 90 00:03:07,149 --> 00:03:08,349 How was your meditation? 91 00:03:08,385 --> 00:03:09,451 Gorgeous. 92 00:03:09,486 --> 00:03:11,886 I suffered, I learned, I changed. 93 00:03:11,931 --> 00:03:13,518 You were upstairs for four minutes. 94 00:03:14,637 --> 00:03:16,330 Is this instant coffee? 95 00:03:16,972 --> 00:03:18,474 Nope. Freshly brewed. 96 00:03:18,638 --> 00:03:19,637 I don't believe you. 97 00:03:19,672 --> 00:03:20,704 Show me the beans. 98 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:22,306 I'm not showing you my beans. 99 00:03:22,341 --> 00:03:23,474 'Cause there are no beans. 100 00:03:23,509 --> 00:03:24,575 There's loads of beans, okay? 101 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:26,443 I don't need to explain my beans to you. What...? 102 00:03:26,479 --> 00:03:28,405 Oh, are you serious? All right, that's it, you're done. 103 00:03:28,428 --> 00:03:29,876 - Come on, I'm taking you home. - But Aunt Mickey! 104 00:03:29,901 --> 00:03:31,273 No. It's for his own good. 105 00:03:31,309 --> 00:03:32,441 Have a little talk with your mom. 106 00:03:32,477 --> 00:03:34,176 See if I can't cram him back inside of her, 107 00:03:34,212 --> 00:03:35,578 and then kick her down a flight of stairs. 108 00:03:40,485 --> 00:03:42,218 When you said that we were flying, 109 00:03:42,253 --> 00:03:44,534 I didn't realize that you would be flying us. 110 00:03:45,189 --> 00:03:46,539 It's the Buckley way. 111 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:49,492 Talk about soaring like a bird. 112 00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:50,850 What? 113 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:54,463 It's... because we're as high as a bird, but going twice as fast. 114 00:03:54,499 --> 00:03:57,299 Hey, do me a favor, take the controls for a second, will you? 115 00:03:58,369 --> 00:03:59,599 Go ahead. 116 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:07,883 Oh, oh! 117 00:04:08,024 --> 00:04:09,190 We're going down! Brace yourself! 118 00:04:13,518 --> 00:04:15,155 I'm just messing with you, kid. 119 00:04:15,938 --> 00:04:17,253 Oh, that's funny. 120 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:18,735 You're a funny guy. You got me. 121 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:19,875 Ah... 122 00:04:22,873 --> 00:04:23,938 So-so where are we headed? 123 00:04:23,974 --> 00:04:25,073 Where-where are we staying? 124 00:04:25,819 --> 00:04:27,008 Great outdoors, my boy. 125 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,584 We're testing a whole bunch of brand-new camping equipment 126 00:04:29,655 --> 00:04:30,779 for my store. 127 00:04:30,814 --> 00:04:32,732 You don't mind a little camping, do you? 128 00:04:33,262 --> 00:04:34,883 Are you kidding me? 129 00:04:35,239 --> 00:04:36,681 I frickin' love camping. 130 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:52,276 I can't wait to meet the demon who spawned you. 131 00:04:53,567 --> 00:04:56,065 Hi, sweetie. Hi. 132 00:04:57,065 --> 00:04:58,323 I'm Jennie. 133 00:04:59,714 --> 00:05:00,975 Garth. 134 00:05:02,955 --> 00:05:05,087 Oh, I am freaking out! 135 00:05:05,736 --> 00:05:08,604 Beverly Hills, 90210 is how I learned English. 136 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,472 And Kelly? Oh, she was my favorite. 137 00:05:10,508 --> 00:05:13,429 She was burned in a fire and she rose from the ashes. 138 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,141 - I know. Take a breath. Don't be weird. - Okay, yeah. 139 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,695 Oh, hey. I'm glad you're here. 140 00:05:17,711 --> 00:05:19,154 Uh, slight change of plans. We're now gonna be 141 00:05:19,179 --> 00:05:21,218 - co-hosting the salon. - False. 142 00:05:21,372 --> 00:05:23,339 I think you'll be whistling a slightly different tune 143 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,918 when you find out who I'll be bringing as my plus-one. 144 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,328 Who? 145 00:05:27,353 --> 00:05:28,352 Jennie Garth. 146 00:05:28,388 --> 00:05:29,554 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:32,496 --> 00:05:33,559 Kelly Taylor. 148 00:05:33,593 --> 00:05:35,121 No. Neither of them can come. 149 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,697 They're the same person. Wha... 90210. 150 00:05:37,925 --> 00:05:40,015 456789. What are you saying? 151 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,989 All right, never mind. I'm bringing television star 152 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:43,490 Jennie Garth to the salon. 153 00:05:43,538 --> 00:05:45,504 - No, you're not. - Sabrina, I would hope you know by now 154 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:47,740 that if you try and stop me, I'm just gonna show up and ruin it. 155 00:05:47,775 --> 00:05:49,709 Come on, a few hours ago, you were saying that my salon 156 00:05:49,744 --> 00:05:51,280 was lame and pretentious. 157 00:05:51,281 --> 00:05:52,345 It is. Nothing will ever change that. 158 00:05:52,381 --> 00:05:53,919 Oh, so you're social climbing. 159 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,181 You are such a hypocrite. 160 00:05:55,217 --> 00:05:56,216 How is that social climbing? 161 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:57,250 I invited a performance artist 162 00:05:57,285 --> 00:05:59,085 to an art party. It makes perfect sense. 163 00:05:59,121 --> 00:06:01,121 Yeah. Television is the lowest form of art, okay? 164 00:06:01,156 --> 00:06:03,056 It's a rung below macaroni jewelry. 165 00:06:03,091 --> 00:06:05,091 You're just friends with her because she's a celebrity. 166 00:06:05,127 --> 00:06:06,326 Well, that's just insane. 167 00:06:06,361 --> 00:06:09,329 She is a-a wonderful, warm, loving person. 168 00:06:09,364 --> 00:06:12,065 You should take some acting lessons from your new friend. 169 00:06:12,523 --> 00:06:14,099 Alba, let's go. We've got work to do. 170 00:06:14,136 --> 00:06:15,502 Uh, I-I can't. I'm helping Mickey now. 171 00:06:15,537 --> 00:06:17,337 Oh, she promised to get Jennie to sign 172 00:06:17,372 --> 00:06:19,406 my collector's lunchbox and thermos. 173 00:06:19,949 --> 00:06:21,474 God. You're worse than all of us. 174 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,410 Ugh. What a Brenda, right? 175 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,736 Yeah. The worst. 176 00:06:27,285 --> 00:06:28,683 Ah, what do you say we go for a row? 177 00:06:28,716 --> 00:06:30,857 I'll get the paddles, you get the canoe down. 178 00:06:31,779 --> 00:06:33,456 Yeah, no problem. I just... 179 00:06:33,808 --> 00:06:35,849 I practically live at the gym, so I got this. 180 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:38,261 Good for you. Hopefully, all that hard work 181 00:06:38,296 --> 00:06:39,727 will show up on your body one day. 182 00:06:40,398 --> 00:06:42,200 All right, let's see here. 183 00:06:48,572 --> 00:06:50,486 Oh! Oh, my God! 184 00:06:50,642 --> 00:06:52,642 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my leg! You crushed me! 185 00:06:52,677 --> 00:06:54,444 What the hell's the matter with you? 186 00:06:54,479 --> 00:06:56,245 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry, Daddy, I didn't mean to! 187 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:57,547 I-I'll call for help! 188 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,470 I got to frickin' cell service! 189 00:07:00,727 --> 00:07:02,394 - We're so screwed. - Hey, stay with me, kid. 190 00:07:02,429 --> 00:07:04,177 you're a Buckley. 191 00:07:04,178 --> 00:07:06,143 - It's inside you. - Where inside me? 192 00:07:06,179 --> 00:07:07,245 Deep inside you. 193 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,379 I'm just having t-trouble finding it. 194 00:07:08,414 --> 00:07:09,480 - Can you help me... - Damn it, Chip, 195 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,615 listen to me! 196 00:07:12,063 --> 00:07:13,317 You can do this. 197 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,186 I believe in you. 198 00:07:15,221 --> 00:07:17,522 You're right. I can do this. I can. 199 00:07:17,557 --> 00:07:19,391 I need you to run back to the campsite. 200 00:07:20,776 --> 00:07:22,159 I need you to get a tarp, 201 00:07:22,195 --> 00:07:24,328 a lantern and a bottle of whiskey. 202 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,332 What? What do I look like, frickin' Tomb Raider? 203 00:07:27,643 --> 00:07:28,809 I can't go into the woods alone. 204 00:07:28,844 --> 00:07:30,710 What-what if I fell into a crevice, 205 00:07:30,746 --> 00:07:33,553 or I get attacked by wolves or I get raped by lumberjacks? 206 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,136 Run, damn you! 207 00:07:37,221 --> 00:07:39,021 Duchamp's Fountain was about the distinction 208 00:07:39,056 --> 00:07:41,023 between art objects and everyday objects. 209 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:42,291 It was primarily a provocation... 210 00:07:42,326 --> 00:07:43,492 Jennie, you came. 211 00:07:43,847 --> 00:07:45,907 - You made it. - So happy to be here. 212 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,666 Ooh, this house is just pulsing with artistic energy. 213 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,668 - I can feel it. - Can you? Yes. 214 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,670 Well, that is the vibe that I've curated, so... 215 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,506 Hi, I'm Jennie. 216 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,073 So nice to meet you. 217 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,811 M-Mickey. I invited you. 218 00:08:00,952 --> 00:08:02,814 Oh! I'm sorry. 219 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,169 I just meet so many people. 220 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:06,303 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. L-Let me just focus. 221 00:08:06,339 --> 00:08:07,405 Mickey. 222 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,715 - Mm-hmm. - Right? Mickey, Mickey. 223 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,406 Mickey. Mickley. 224 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:11,543 Sickly. 225 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,577 Cancer. 226 00:08:12,612 --> 00:08:13,611 Mickey! Ah. 227 00:08:13,647 --> 00:08:15,323 See? I won't forget now. 228 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,113 I hope you don't mind I brought Totsi. 229 00:08:18,114 --> 00:08:20,180 He just wasn't connecting with the sitter. 230 00:08:20,216 --> 00:08:21,683 Mm. No, absolutely. 231 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,150 He's a... he's a delight. 232 00:08:23,185 --> 00:08:25,018 We're happy to have the little ninja. 233 00:08:25,054 --> 00:08:27,087 Ninjas are feudal Japanese mercenaries. 234 00:08:27,122 --> 00:08:28,288 I'm a karateka. 235 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,121 I fight for honor. 236 00:08:30,146 --> 00:08:31,931 My mistake. Why don't you go find Ben? 237 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,222 Uh, Mickey? 238 00:08:33,257 --> 00:08:35,782 Uh, you haven't introduced me to your new friend. 239 00:08:36,337 --> 00:08:38,360 - Jennie, this is Alba. Alba, Jennie. - Ah. 240 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:39,428 - Alba. - Yeah. 241 00:08:39,883 --> 00:08:43,133 Abla. Habla espaņol. Alba! 242 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:46,101 That was really good. Oh, so good. Yeah. 243 00:08:50,207 --> 00:08:51,340 Hey. 244 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:53,142 - Ah, Milky. - Mm. 245 00:08:53,177 --> 00:08:55,077 - Mickey. - You know? I wanted to say, 246 00:08:55,112 --> 00:08:56,975 I am just thrilled that Totsi and Ben 247 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,280 are getting along so great. 248 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,418 Yeah, and a lot of kids just don't get him, you know? 249 00:09:01,452 --> 00:09:03,252 People don't get a lot of cool stuff. Right? 250 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:06,188 Like uni and, uh, John Cougar Mellencamp. 251 00:09:06,223 --> 00:09:07,289 - Totally. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 252 00:09:07,325 --> 00:09:09,091 I mean, it's not our job to put 253 00:09:09,126 --> 00:09:10,989 rules and restrictions on these kids. 254 00:09:11,036 --> 00:09:13,013 Nope. The only limit I put on Ben is no limits. 255 00:09:13,038 --> 00:09:14,430 - Mm-hmm! - Right, I just encourage that guy 256 00:09:14,465 --> 00:09:16,265 - to floor it right through life. - Mm. 257 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,200 You know, I have been seeing this new dietician, 258 00:09:18,235 --> 00:09:20,269 and it has changed my life. 259 00:09:20,304 --> 00:09:21,337 Like I can tell, 260 00:09:21,372 --> 00:09:22,471 just by looking at your skin, 261 00:09:22,506 --> 00:09:24,340 that your diet is all wonky. 262 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:27,875 Let me guess, a lot of potatoes, beer, empty calories? 263 00:09:28,557 --> 00:09:30,775 I-I mean, I had a potato for lunch, but... 264 00:09:32,098 --> 00:09:35,364 Is this a safe space to connect with you physically? 265 00:09:37,371 --> 00:09:38,968 Why do you drink? 266 00:09:39,636 --> 00:09:42,398 Yeah, that's a... cool... 267 00:09:42,645 --> 00:09:44,389 big question. 268 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:45,455 Are you ashamed? 269 00:09:45,489 --> 00:09:47,255 Lonely? Depressed? 270 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:48,523 I mean, what is it? Missy, 271 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:51,126 - your pain is palpable. - Oh... 272 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:52,587 - Let it out! - Okay. 273 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:55,658 I love feelings. I mean, that's why we're all artists, right? 274 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,182 So we can just feel things? 275 00:09:57,216 --> 00:09:59,083 Sure. Sure. Yeah. 276 00:09:59,118 --> 00:10:01,252 - No! Stop it! - I-I'm gonna check on the boys. 277 00:10:03,356 --> 00:10:05,289 Hey, Jennie. Do me, do me! I like to drink, too. 278 00:10:05,324 --> 00:10:06,390 Alba! Yeah. 279 00:10:06,425 --> 00:10:09,260 - Okay. Hi. - Oh! 280 00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:13,130 What the hell happened in here? 281 00:10:13,165 --> 00:10:14,431 Totsi broke my stuff. 282 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:16,066 I set you free. 283 00:10:16,102 --> 00:10:18,102 Man is enslaved by his possessions. 284 00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:20,137 Well, that's not really your call to make, Totsi. 285 00:10:20,602 --> 00:10:21,972 Ben and I like our possessions. 286 00:10:22,008 --> 00:10:24,624 Your spirits are not aligned with your core values. 287 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:26,530 No, no, no, no, no. Come back. Hey! 288 00:10:26,704 --> 00:10:29,738 Open your eyes and... I am not done talking to you. Hey! 289 00:10:29,774 --> 00:10:30,773 I know you can hear me in there. 290 00:10:30,808 --> 00:10:32,616 He can hear me in there, Ben. 291 00:10:32,941 --> 00:10:34,707 I don't want to play with him anymore. 292 00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:35,842 You know what? I don't want to play 293 00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:37,076 with his mom anymore, either. 294 00:10:37,112 --> 00:10:38,878 What? 295 00:10:38,913 --> 00:10:39,979 What is that? That's a... 296 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,881 That's an irritating sound. 297 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,883 I so envy the work you guys are doing. 298 00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:46,953 I mean, to be able to create under stress-free circumstances. 299 00:10:46,988 --> 00:10:49,722 I mean, there's a lot of work that goes into it, so... 300 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:51,758 Oh, yes. Of course, of course. I'm just saying 301 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,192 that you're lucky you're not an actress, because you don't 302 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,402 have to deal with all the pressure. You know? 303 00:10:55,636 --> 00:10:57,697 Plus, you're-you're shielded, you know, 304 00:10:57,732 --> 00:10:59,766 from the-from the harsh criticisms 305 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:02,068 of-of... people actually seeing your work. 306 00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:03,736 Oh, see? Look how lucky you are. 307 00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:05,128 Hey. Excuse me, everyone. 308 00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:07,570 - Hi. Jennie. - Yeah, Cancer. Right? 309 00:11:07,605 --> 00:11:09,363 - Uh, just real quick. - Uh... 310 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,988 I-I can't. I can't do it anymore, she-she sucks. 311 00:11:13,092 --> 00:11:14,731 Look, I don't care if she's a celebrity, 312 00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:16,698 she's the worst, her son's the worst. They got to go. 313 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:18,041 But she is still Jennie. 314 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:19,808 - Who cares? She's... - Enough is enough. 315 00:11:19,842 --> 00:11:21,742 Okay? I gave her a chance. 316 00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:23,612 She sucks. She's got to go. 317 00:11:25,097 --> 00:11:26,105 Okay. 318 00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:28,716 I respect you, and if it's that important to you, 319 00:11:28,751 --> 00:11:30,784 - I will ask her to leave. - Thank you. 320 00:11:31,454 --> 00:11:33,190 But I'm gonna need that bracelet first. 321 00:11:34,018 --> 00:11:35,757 - Oh, no. Don't... - Fine. 322 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:36,924 Whatever. 323 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,146 - Oh... - Boot her. 324 00:11:38,735 --> 00:11:40,829 Oh, don't do it. 325 00:11:42,798 --> 00:11:44,164 - Jen, hey. - Mm! 326 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,899 - Can we talk for just a second? - Oh. 327 00:11:45,935 --> 00:11:47,901 I am having so much fun. 328 00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:50,003 - We have to do this more often. - Yeah, well, that's the thing. 329 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:51,872 - Eh, this isn't gonna be the... - Saturday. 330 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:53,505 I'm going to a thing. You should come. 331 00:11:53,599 --> 00:11:56,009 Yeah. Oh, Mario is gonna love you. 332 00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:57,144 - Mario? - Lopez. 333 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:58,879 - Uh... - Yeah. 334 00:11:58,914 --> 00:12:01,115 - His parties are insane. - Uh-huh? Are they? 335 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,150 So, yeah, I'll forward you the thing. 336 00:12:03,185 --> 00:12:05,753 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forward it on over. 337 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:06,854 Okay. 338 00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:09,089 Ooh, yay! I love our friendship. 339 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,891 Oh, gosh! Our-our friendship... 340 00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:13,093 ...is-is great. I'm gonna go check on the boys. 341 00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:15,389 - Ow! That hurt! - I'm gonna check on those guys. 342 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,123 Hey! Let go of him. 343 00:12:26,186 --> 00:12:27,775 Not until he submits. 344 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,545 You will release him right now, you little jerk! 345 00:12:29,569 --> 00:12:30,665 Ow! 346 00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:34,114 I... I'm sorry. 347 00:12:34,852 --> 00:12:35,916 I'm telling Jennie! 348 00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:37,818 No. I'm sorry. I was-I was kidding. 349 00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:39,019 That was a great chokehold. 350 00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:40,821 - Move! I'm telling! - No, no, no... 351 00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:41,922 Ah, ah, ah! 352 00:12:44,582 --> 00:12:46,894 I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Totsi. 353 00:12:48,563 --> 00:12:50,329 Okay, uh, this is not ideal, I see that. 354 00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:52,264 But we-we can fix this, right? What would you like? 355 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:55,198 Would you like some ice cream? I can bring some brownies up... 356 00:12:55,223 --> 00:12:57,157 - I want Jennie! - Shh! Okay. 357 00:12:57,182 --> 00:12:59,282 I can't do that, but anything else. 358 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,461 Jennie! 359 00:13:00,486 --> 00:13:02,151 Shut it! We got to shut this kid up. All right. 360 00:13:02,186 --> 00:13:03,419 Listen... whoa! 361 00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:04,486 What are you doing? 362 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,815 You wanted me to shut him up. 363 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,023 We don't hit. 364 00:13:07,325 --> 00:13:09,224 Here. Stuff this sock in his mouth. 365 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:10,426 Y-You don't have to get... 366 00:13:10,461 --> 00:13:12,027 What? 367 00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:13,262 What have you done? 368 00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:15,164 I know. I'm trying to fix it. Okay? 369 00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:17,260 - But what about my thermos? - We're way past that now. 370 00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:19,133 - I need your help. - No! No, no, no, no, no. 371 00:13:19,134 --> 00:13:21,066 I only did all of this to be friends with Jennie, 372 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,267 - and that is all I care about. - We don't need Jennie anymore. 373 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,236 - What? - She invited me to Mario Lopez's 374 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,370 birthday party this weekend. 375 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,239 And do you know what he has access to? 376 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,273 All of Hollywood. 377 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,960 - All of Hollywood. - Okay, yeah. 378 00:13:31,073 --> 00:13:32,533 Yeah. We leapfrog this bitch. 379 00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:33,599 Let's go secure that invite. 380 00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:34,699 - Ben, hang out with Totsi. - Yeah. 381 00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:35,733 But I don't want to. 382 00:13:35,769 --> 00:13:37,535 He broke all the stuff I like. 383 00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:38,670 Then break something he likes. I don't know. 384 00:13:38,705 --> 00:13:40,338 - Figure it out. - Yeah. 385 00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:43,982 I got it, I got all the stuff! 386 00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:45,116 I got all the stuff! I did... 387 00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:47,005 I was so fast, Dad! I was so fast! 388 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:48,573 Okay. First thing we got to do... 389 00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:52,190 ...we got to sterilize the wound. 390 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:57,113 - Seriously?! - I'm so, so sorry. 391 00:13:57,148 --> 00:13:58,855 - Give me the booze. - Okay. 392 00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:08,896 Ow! 393 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:11,023 All right... 394 00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:13,129 All right, you're gonna pop the bone back in 395 00:14:13,164 --> 00:14:14,297 while I bite down on this. 396 00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:15,398 Are you insane? I can't do that! 397 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:17,241 Of course you can do it. You're a Buckley! 398 00:14:18,864 --> 00:14:20,895 - I'm a Buckley. - Okay, grab my leg. 399 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:25,007 On three, I want you to pull with all your strength. 400 00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:26,042 Okay. 401 00:14:27,973 --> 00:14:29,012 One, 402 00:14:29,047 --> 00:14:30,554 two, three! 403 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,318 I asked you to pull, you bastard! 404 00:14:35,353 --> 00:14:38,120 - I thought you said push! - I clearly said pull. 405 00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:41,091 It's okay. We're gonna do it again. 406 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,259 And this time pull, you son of a bitch! 407 00:14:45,909 --> 00:14:47,707 One, two... 408 00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:49,008 three! 409 00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,100 Oh-ho-ho! 410 00:14:51,135 --> 00:14:53,169 Aha! I did it! 411 00:14:53,455 --> 00:14:54,937 I'm like a frickin' ortho surgeon! 412 00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:57,206 - Boom, baby! - That was the easy part. 413 00:14:57,846 --> 00:14:59,375 Now you have to drag me out of here. 414 00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,778 Really? I... you know, I... 415 00:15:02,355 --> 00:15:04,843 I feel like we should... we should just rest, or... 416 00:15:05,217 --> 00:15:07,183 you know, just start fresh in the morning. 417 00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:09,018 Damn it, Chip, I'll be dead by morning. 418 00:15:09,053 --> 00:15:10,717 You need to unfold this tarp 419 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:13,156 and put me on it and drag me out of here, 420 00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:14,992 following the North Star. 421 00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:17,114 What's the North Star? 422 00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:22,540 Hi. Uh... 423 00:15:22,946 --> 00:15:25,207 I'm sorry, I just want to say a couple of things. 424 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:30,201 Tonight has been one of the most inspiring nights of my life. 425 00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:33,272 I... I've been kind of down lately. 426 00:15:33,297 --> 00:15:35,714 Well, since 9/11, actually. 427 00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:37,760 But not tonight. 428 00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:40,143 Tonight I am feeling reborn. 429 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:43,019 And it is because of all of you, really. 430 00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:45,318 You know what? I have idea. 431 00:15:45,354 --> 00:15:47,354 I think we should make a pact, 432 00:15:47,389 --> 00:15:48,968 right here, right now, 433 00:15:49,738 --> 00:15:51,897 to never stop creating. 434 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,161 'Cause I can't do it alone, not anymore. 435 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,465 I need you guys. Okay? 436 00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,735 Thank you. Really. 437 00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:02,035 Cheers. 438 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,338 I am so sorry about her. 439 00:16:05,374 --> 00:16:07,207 Why? She's great. 440 00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:09,026 She's so passionate. 441 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,279 - I was the biggest fan of her show. - I'm happy 442 00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:14,281 - to introduce you. - Would you? That would be amazing. 443 00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:15,282 Of course. 444 00:16:15,317 --> 00:16:17,250 - Hey, you havin' a good time, buddy? - Hi! 445 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:19,386 Listen, uh, do you think I could grab that invite from you 446 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,321 real quick, just so I could pop it in my calendar? 447 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,899 I don't want the day to fill up. 448 00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:24,424 - Oh, sure. - Jen. So sorry to interrupt. 449 00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:26,459 Um, I hooked a fan. Not shocking, I know. 450 00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:28,461 Okay, but not now, not now. Hey, where is your phone? 451 00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:31,298 You want me to call it to see if we can hear it buzz or...? 452 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,985 Um, Totsi confiscated it... He thinks 453 00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:34,632 I'm too reliant on the technology. 454 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,859 Oh, man, you two have a beautiful relationship. 455 00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:39,028 - I'll go grab it. - You know, I'll go. 456 00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:41,897 - It's time for his hug anyway. - No! Nobody touches the boys. 457 00:16:42,329 --> 00:16:44,607 - Is everything okay? - Of course everything's okay. 458 00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:45,868 What are you... 459 00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:47,504 - Wha...? - She is... she loves a party. 460 00:16:47,559 --> 00:16:49,488 She can't stand to miss a minute of a party. 461 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,558 You two hang out. Have fun. I'll be right back. 462 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,011 - Mm. Enjoy ourselves. - Yeah. We're cool. 463 00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:58,481 Mush. Mush. 464 00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,049 Mush! 465 00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:01,786 Leave me here to die. 466 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:04,186 I'm just a pile of meat now. 467 00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:06,465 Stop talking like that. You're gonna make it. 468 00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:08,823 Strip my clothes off... 469 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:12,216 so the coyotes can pick up my scent. 470 00:17:12,368 --> 00:17:14,164 Shut up. I think I hear something. 471 00:17:14,198 --> 00:17:15,931 It's probably the dogs. 472 00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:19,630 Go. You can get a head start while they feast. 473 00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:21,399 It's a car! There must be a road! 474 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:44,026 Whoa, are you okay? 475 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,233 No. 476 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,908 My dad needs a hospital. 477 00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:49,741 Okay, just calm down. What's your name? 478 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,082 Chip. 479 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:54,418 Chip Buckley. 480 00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:58,684 All right, Totsi, I need your mom's pho... 481 00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:00,636 Ben? What did you do?! 482 00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:02,021 I took his hair, just like you said. 483 00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:03,340 I didn't say that. 484 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,720 I didn't say anything remotely close to that. 485 00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:08,395 Oh, this is bad. No, no, no, no, no. 486 00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:09,661 This is very bad. 487 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:10,863 Aw, Ben. 488 00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:14,059 Okay, do-do you have, like, a hot glue gun 489 00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:15,934 - or something? - No. Wait. You cannot... 490 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:17,199 Mickey, what the hell? 491 00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:19,135 Damn it, Alba, I told you to keep her out of here. 492 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,612 Well, she promised me tickets to the Met Gala. 493 00:18:21,613 --> 00:18:24,513 - Do you even know what that is? - It sounds very exclusive. 494 00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,782 - What did you do? - I didn't do this. Ben did. 495 00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:27,883 Mickey tied him up. 496 00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,585 - Wha... - I did do that. 497 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,520 - Okay, we need to fix it. - I thought you hated her. 498 00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:33,856 I did, but now she's my ticket to the junior museum board. 499 00:18:33,891 --> 00:18:35,624 Oh, could you stop obsessing about boards? 500 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,273 Nobody cares about boards! I need her to help me 501 00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:40,298 get into Mario Lopez's birthday party. 502 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,201 - Aha! You are social climbing. - Of course I'm social climbing. 503 00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:45,169 I want to be friends with celebrities. Who doesn't? 504 00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:47,205 Okay, we got to figure out something, because I am going 505 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,207 to that gala, or I am getting my thermos signed. 506 00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:52,076 Well, okay, um, let's think. 507 00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:53,911 All right, how about we just feed her drinks 508 00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:56,013 until she blacks out, and then when she comes to, 509 00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:58,015 we tell her that she shaved her son's head. 510 00:18:58,051 --> 00:18:59,083 That's the stupidest idea you've ever had. 511 00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:00,351 - It wasn't a great one. - Oh, yeah, 512 00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:02,353 but maybe we shave our heads, too, 513 00:19:02,388 --> 00:19:05,189 make her think she went on a head-shaving rampage. 514 00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:07,158 - I'm not shaving my head! - Mm, not gonna do that, no. 515 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:08,535 Well, I was piggybacking on yours. 516 00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:10,361 Oh, my God! Totsi? 517 00:19:10,396 --> 00:19:11,989 Hey, girl. 518 00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:16,276 They, you know, the boys, they were just playing 519 00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:18,034 - cowboys and Indians. - No. My Totsi 520 00:19:18,059 --> 00:19:19,892 does not reenact genocide. 521 00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:21,194 He marches against it. 522 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,062 - He's a really woke kid. - Yeah, you know, 523 00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:25,231 I think we're all gonna laugh our butts off about this, 524 00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,967 you know, at Mario's party. 525 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,742 No, no. I never want to see you again. 526 00:19:29,781 --> 00:19:31,037 I thought you were my friend, Mindred. 527 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,872 It's Mickey! I... 528 00:19:32,907 --> 00:19:34,593 Are you okay, baby? Let's get out of here. 529 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,076 Ben did it. 530 00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:39,011 Yeah, it was him. 531 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:40,313 Hey. 532 00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:43,015 I'm so proud of you. 533 00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:45,632 You were a real Buckley today. 534 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,533 But I have some bad news. 535 00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:51,924 I'm bleeding internally. 536 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,025 What? 537 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,689 Daddy, no. 538 00:19:55,702 --> 00:19:57,682 I'm just messin' with ya. 539 00:20:02,971 --> 00:20:04,423 Mm. 540 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:07,073 - Excuse me. - Phillip. Come on in. 541 00:20:14,148 --> 00:20:16,015 Chip, inside this envelope 542 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:19,173 are the results of a DNA test I requested this morning. 543 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,395 I wanted to find out just how much you and I had in common. 544 00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:27,483 - Turns out nothing. - Huh? 545 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,991 I'm not your dad. 546 00:20:31,114 --> 00:20:34,048 Ha-ha! The joke of all jokes. You got me. 547 00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:36,020 It's not a joke. This is real life, son. 548 00:20:36,178 --> 00:20:37,416 Oh, sorry. Chip. 549 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,497 Um, I asked an FBI buddy of mine 550 00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:43,152 to run a DNA match for you, 551 00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:44,668 and your dad was already in the system, 552 00:20:44,698 --> 00:20:46,490 so it was a pretty quick search. 553 00:20:51,112 --> 00:20:54,150 I just hope he's a better man than that file indicates. 554 00:20:56,127 --> 00:20:58,762 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 555 00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:02,018 It kind of looks like balls.