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First off, I want to
thank you both for coming.

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Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?

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Uh, he didn't do anything.

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Gosh, Tom, I want to believe you.

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Okay, the problem is,
the curriculum here

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is not challenging enough for Sheldon.

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Now, he gets bored

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and maybe doesn't express himself

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in the most productive way.

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And so the square of sine
plus cosine equals one.

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Sheldon.

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I don't want to embarrass you,

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so I'm going to give you a moment

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to think about what you just said.

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Ms. MacElroy.

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What?

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I'm wondering if you read
the book you assigned to us,

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because I did.

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20 laps.

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Cooper.

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If you're going to ask us to run,

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don't you think you
should lead by example?

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So you're saying he's
being rude to his teachers?

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That's unacceptable. I'll-I'll
give him a talkin' to.

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I don't know if I'd call him rude.

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Well, put a word on it.

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Rude, let's go with rude.

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Rude is good.

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So what do you want us to do?

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I want you to consider another
approach to his education.

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- Okay.
- What does that mean?

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I recently had a nice chat with the head

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of Wilmot Academy for Gifted Children.

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Now, I told her all about
Sheldon, and she seemed to think

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he would be a perfect fit over there.

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We already looked into private school.

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We can't afford it.

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- Not unless you're giving me a raise.
- I'm not.

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Okay, just checking.

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But I can tell you this.

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Wilmot has been known

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to give children like
Sheldon full scholarship.

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Take a look at that.

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- My goodness.
- No kidding.

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Yeah, just read up on it.

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Give it some thought.

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Hold on.

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This place is in Dallas,
that's three hours away.

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Well, yeah, but, uh,

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what they do in cases like yours,

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they look for a local family

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for him to live with.
And, George, Dallas?

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Dallas is certainly close enough

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that he can come home on the weekends.

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Look, we appreciate

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you going to bat for him, but he's just

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a wee little thing.

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We can't ship him off to Dallas.

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Shouldn't we talk about this first?

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What's there to talk about, George?

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This could be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.

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He's nine years old.

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Oh, come on, you can't
measure him in Earth years.

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You're saying he's an alien?

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Well, in George's defense,

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that idea has been tossed around...

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a little bit.

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That's a bad joke.

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Look, I understand
this is a big decision.

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If you change your mind, give me a call.

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I'd be more than happy
to set up an interview.

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- Uh, yeah. Thank you.
- You bet.

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Thank you.

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Mm-hmm.

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Maybe you all are the aliens.

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I love my job.

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Well, I don't understand
how you could turn this down.

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This place looks fantastic.

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It's 200 miles away, Mom.

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I know where Dallas is.

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I used to buy my marijuana there.

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Really?

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I said "used to".

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Then I got pregnant with this one

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and all the fun stopped.

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All I am saying is that

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this would be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.

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I know, you're right.

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Whoa, she's right?

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I said the same thing
in Petersen's office,

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you looked at me like I was an idiot.

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Yeah, that's the look.

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Maybe y'all are being a
little selfish about this.

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Selfish? We're thinking of him.

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Well, that's all well and good,

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but maybe you should be
thinking about the whole world.

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I mean,

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what if Einstein's
parents had held him back?

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We wouldn't even have the...

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Well, I was gonna say atomic bomb,

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but there's probably a better example.

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Here's a crazy idea:

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how about we ask Sheldon
what he thinks of all this?

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Go ahead, but he's not gonna want to go.

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This is his home, we're his family.

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Sheldon, can you come
in here for a minute?!

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Yes?

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- Have a seat. We want to talk to you.
- All right.

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So, today we found out
about a school in Dallas

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for really smart kids.

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When can I start?

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Hold on. Dallas is far away,

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so you'd have to live
with another family.

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Do they have a dog?

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Uh, we don't know.

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Well, can you make some calls?

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I guess, but wouldn't
you miss your mom and dad?

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Oh.

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Yes, I suppose I will.

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So, when are you calling about the dog?

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You know him so well.

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What's wrong with them?

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What are you talking about?

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They're so quiet.

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Are they on medication?

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No, they're just smart like you.

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I've been going to school in a zoo.

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Not sure about these uniforms.

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Kinda froufrou.

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Sheldon, I've been looking
over your transcripts

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and I must say, I am very impressed.

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Thank you.

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What's your doctorate in?

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Noncommutative Algebraic Topology.

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I like her.

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It's gonna be weird around
here without Sheldon.

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Don't you mean less weird?

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That's not nice.

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I wasn't trying for nice.

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You sure you're not jealous

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'cause your little brother's
moving up in the world?

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Hey, I got plans of my own.

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Do tell. Soon as I graduate

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high school, I'm gonna be
a professional male model.

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That is hilarious.

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What? I'm good-lookin'.

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No, that you think you'll
graduate high school.

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The model thing was funny, too.

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I must tell you,

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in all the years I've been
here, I have never seen

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such glowing letters of recommendation

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from a student's teachers.

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- Well, that's real nice to hear.
- Now, listen to this:

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"Putting aside his superior intellect,

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Sheldon is a delight
to have in the class.

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He's fun-loving,

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easy to get along with,

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and always ready to
help another student."

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That doesn't sound like me at all.

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Sure it does, sweetie.

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Dr. Douglas...

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Oh, no. Please call me Flora.

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Flora, I have to ask about
the living arrangements.

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That's our main concern.

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Well, I think I can
reassure you about that.

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My husband and I have
been hosting a student

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for the last several years
who recently graduated

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and is now at Princeton.

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So we have a guest room
available in our home.

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That's very generous of you.

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Does your husband work
at the school also?

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No, he's retired.

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He was an astrophysicist for NASA.

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Please tell me you don't have a dog.

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No. We're both allergic.

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I'm tingling.

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Meemaw?

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Meemaw.

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W-Wow.

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I know. I look great.

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I got you a little going away gift.

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Come on in.

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This necklace has been

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in our family for generations.

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It belonged to a Comanche warrior

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who gave it to your
great-great-great-great grandma.

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Why'd he give it to her?

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Well, according to family lore,

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she was, uh, a very
accommodating young lady

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and, uh, they hit it off.

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That's a bird feather.

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- Eagle feather.
- Doesn't matter.

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I don't like birds, birds are filthy.

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Okay.

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Fine.

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One featherless family heirloom

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for you to take with you and
keep you safe while you're away.

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You don't actually believe
this has magic powers, do you?

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Oh, for God's sake,
just say "thank you."

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Thank you.

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Mmm.

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There's a price tag on it.

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No, there's not.

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Hello!

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Anybody home?

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Hi.

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Mary.

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He's gonna come home every Friday night.

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I didn't think I'd
have to deal with this

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till he went to college.

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You should thank your lucky stars

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he's not in college now.

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I'm still not sure that this
is the right thing to do.

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Are you worried that he won't like it

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or are you worried that he will?

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You're not helping.

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That's not my job.

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I think of myself as a speaker of truth.

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If you're not gonna make
me feel better, go away.

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I'm sorry. You are stuck with me.

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As you can see,

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even as a small child,

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people cherished having me around

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and wept over my absence.

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And no one took my
impending departure harder

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than my best friend, Tam.

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So you leave tomorrow?

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Yes.

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Dallas.

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Yes.

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Cool.

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It was touching

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to watch Tam bravely fight back tears.

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Have you ever thought about
making the trains go clockwise?

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No.

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You should.

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Brave, brave Tam.

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You awake?

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Yes.

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Are you gonna miss me?

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I haven't given it any thought.

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Well, we're just lying here.

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Think about it.

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I am used to you.

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I'm used to you, too.

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It's not the same as liking you.

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No.

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To me, you're like string beans.

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No one asks for them,

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no one wonders about them.

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They're just there on the plate.

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But you eat them, right?

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Yes.

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You're gonna miss me.

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All right, let's say grace.

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Guess I get to hold hands with you now.

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Guess so.

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Maybe Sheldon's mittens
weren't such a bad idea.

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Thank you, God, for
this food we are about

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to receive and for the nourishment

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of our bodies. And bless

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the hands that prepared it.

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And, God, we ask that you
watch over our Sheldon...

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as he begins this wonderful new...

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as he begins

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this wonderful new chapter in his life.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

269
00:11:20,786 --> 00:11:22,385
Why you cryin'?

270
00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:23,953
Why you stupid?

271
00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,774
So how'd it go in Dallas today?

272
00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:27,852
Went fine.

273
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:28,858
Nice people.

274
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,127
Sheldon seemed very comfortable
with the whole thing.

275
00:11:31,997 --> 00:11:34,597
Welcome! How was the drive?

276
00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:38,401
Eh, a little traffic comin'
into the city but otherwise okay.

277
00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:41,337
Sheldon, I want you to
meet my husband, Elliot.

278
00:11:41,339 --> 00:11:44,340
Elliot, this is Sheldon.

279
00:11:44,342 --> 00:11:46,285
Well, it's nice to meet you, young man.

280
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,821
I've heard a lot about y.

281
00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:50,199
George, that is not
at all how they were.

282
00:11:50,202 --> 00:11:51,954
- What are you talking about?
- There was

283
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,094
definitely something
off about those people.

284
00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:55,485
Really?

285
00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,253
What'd I miss?

286
00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:59,251
Welcome!

287
00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:01,858
How was the drive?

288
00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:06,329
Eh, a little traffic comin'
into the city but otherwise okay.

289
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:07,730
Sheldon,

290
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:11,868
I want you to meet my husband, Elliot.

291
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:15,238
Elliot, this is Sheldon.

292
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,141
Nice to meet you, young man.

293
00:12:18,143 --> 00:12:21,469
I've heard a lot about you.

294
00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:26,112
Oh, come on.

295
00:12:26,115 --> 00:12:28,415
You're making it out like they
were some kind of monsters.

296
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,516
Sheldon has his own room.

297
00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:31,633
There's books everywhere.

298
00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:33,923
Even has a big old
backyard he won't play in.

299
00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:35,725
Aren't you forgetting somethin'?

300
00:12:35,727 --> 00:12:36,826
What?

301
00:12:36,828 --> 00:12:38,728
The underground laboratory.

302
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,344
I think it's called

303
00:12:40,347 --> 00:12:41,998
a finished basement, honey.

304
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,533
I know what I saw.

305
00:12:43,535 --> 00:12:45,377
Mary, it's been a long day.

306
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,946
Can we just have a quiet dinner?

307
00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:48,519
Sure.

308
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:52,876
"Nice people."

309
00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:55,445
Then why did we leave him there?

310
00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:58,769
Because we love him and
we want the best for him.

311
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,852
This is tense.

312
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,193
Me and the kids

313
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:11,688
had a nice day.

314
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,396
Watched a lot of football.

315
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,938
You know, the Dolphins'
helmet has a dolphin on it.

316
00:13:15,941 --> 00:13:17,848
And that dolphin is
also wearing a helmet.

317
00:13:17,851 --> 00:13:19,751
But his helmet doesn't
have a dolphin on it...

318
00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,237
It has the letter "M."

319
00:13:22,894 --> 00:13:25,277
We talked about that for an hour.

320
00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,912
All right.

321
00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:30,714
Dig in.

322
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:33,316
Excuse me.

323
00:13:33,318 --> 00:13:35,149
Aren't we going to say grace?

324
00:13:35,152 --> 00:13:37,954
Uh, we don't do that in our house.

325
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:40,023
Oh.

326
00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:41,824
But you're welcome to do so.

327
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:44,313
That's all right. I
don't believe in God.

328
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,462
Well, then why would you say grace?

329
00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:48,798
Because it makes my mom happy.

330
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,896
And why are you wearing mittens?

331
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:53,633
Well, I don't know where
your hands have been.

332
00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:55,872
Okay.

333
00:13:55,874 --> 00:13:57,922
Maybe we should just eat.

334
00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,781
Do you like string beans?

335
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:07,684
No.

336
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:09,752
But I eat them.

337
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:24,438
Sheldon, can you hear me?

338
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:27,036
It's your twin sister, Missy.

339
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:28,977
Everything's all right here,

340
00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:31,433
but I think Mom misses you real bad.

341
00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:37,438
All right, I can't hear you,

342
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,915
so I'm gonna hang up now.

343
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,613
Good night.

344
00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:45,488
I'm telling you, this
is a terrible idea.

345
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:48,118
- This is a terrible, terrible idea.
- He's gonna be fine.

346
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,255
- You'll see.
- I can't believe you're okay with this.

347
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,657
I'm not okay with this.

348
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,563
I'm just trying to be strong for you!

349
00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:56,610
What? You thought him
leaving was a good idea.

350
00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:58,935
Oh, I only said that because
you thought it was a bad idea.

351
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:01,782
You know how it's always my
nature to go the other way.

352
00:15:01,785 --> 00:15:02,843
Say "up."

353
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:04,045
Up.

354
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:05,414
Down.

355
00:15:06,811 --> 00:15:08,311
I'll see you in a bit.

356
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:09,746
Where are you off to?

357
00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,180
I'm going to Dallas to get Sheldon.

358
00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:13,065
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

359
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:15,602
What about this being a
great opportunity for him?

360
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,053
Y'all want me to go or not?

361
00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:18,721
- Yes! Go!
- Yes, and hurry up!

362
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:20,356
Get a move on, Tubby.

363
00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:21,969
Where you going?

364
00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:22,992
To get Sheldon.

365
00:15:22,994 --> 00:15:24,211
Do I get a vote in this?

366
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,328
No.

367
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,196
Dang.

368
00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:29,586
Sleep didn't come easy that night,

369
00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:31,667
knowing that, at any moment,

370
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,404
I could be decapitated.

371
00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,665
And as if that wasn't bad enough,

372
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,418
the bed in my room had a dust ruffle,

373
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,321
which, to my young mind, only meant

374
00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:43,649
one thing: there was dust.

375
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,416
But, eventually, I did drift off,

376
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,680
haunted by the memory,

377
00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:52,008
the three of us
gathered around the piano

378
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:55,658
singing hippie folk music.

379
00:15:55,660 --> 00:16:00,016
? You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn ?

380
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,172
Come on. Sing along now.

381
00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:02,961
? Come all without ?

382
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,568
- Ha! ? Come all within ?
- ? Come all within ?

383
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:10,897
? You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn. ?

384
00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:14,235
"You'll not see nothin'."

385
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:16,546
Shame on whoever wrote that.

386
00:16:33,349 --> 00:16:35,532
Dad?

387
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:37,333
Yeah?

388
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:39,569
I'm glad you came to get me.

389
00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:41,371
Me, too.

390
00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:51,647
No!

391
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,317
You got my message!

392
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,420
Hi-yah!

393
00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:11,989
No hugging! No hugging!

394
00:17:15,058 --> 00:17:17,852
I mean, why'd I bother
becoming a teacher?

395
00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:20,027
He knows what I'm gonna
say before I say it.

396
00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:22,463
- Or I say it and look like a dumbbell.
- Mm-hmm.

397
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:25,399
Ms. Ingram, can I offer a suggestion?

398
00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:26,801
What?

399
00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:29,519
- Never mind. You do it your way.
- No, no.

400
00:17:29,522 --> 00:17:31,873
You tell me. Tell me how I'm wrong.

401
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,938
You assumed an extra
axiom of Euclidean geometry

402
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:36,310
without stating it.

403
00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:38,880
Was he right?

404
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,348
Course he's right.

405
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,168
He's always right.

406
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:44,485
Tell you what I do.

407
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:45,953
I send him on little errands.

408
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,822
Like the other day, I told him,

409
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,892
"Go to the supply room
and get me a framastan."

410
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:52,636
What's a framastan?

411
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,005
No such thing. I made it up.

412
00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:59,047
He was gone the whole period!

413
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:00,935
That's genius.

414
00:18:00,937 --> 00:18:02,230
I'm using that.

415
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,739
Don't use framastan. That's mine.

416
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:07,975
What's going on here?

417
00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,778
You said he was going away.

418
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,046
Liar.

419
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,814
It's 11:00 in the morning, guys.

420
00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:21,892
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