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This is so exciting.

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I can't believe we get to see

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Superman and The Flash
race around the world.

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I know. I've been here
since 4:00 in the morning.

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This is gonna be one of the
greatest rematches of all time.

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We're talking Ali/Frazier,

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or that time David Blaine
outlasted Aquaman in a bathtub.

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Do you really think The Flash
is going to stop to hydrate?

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He might.

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Oh, my shoelace.

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That was awesome!

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No!

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"Thanks for the H2O, The Flash"!

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You da man, The Flash!

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Whoo!

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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Jackie, did you confirm
my reservation for brunch?

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Ooh, does my nose deceive me?

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Or is that an en...
chanting new scent I smell?

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- Who's the lucky lady?
- Bruce Wayne.

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My cousin has finally found
some time in his schedule.

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No more cancellations.

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Uh, Jackie, tell the
restaurant to make sure that

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the Mariachi band brings
an extra guitar for me.

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And if it is not tuned,
so help me, God...

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Don't worry. I'm sure that Bruce
Wayne is just as nervous as you are.

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I'm not nervous.

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Bad news, Teddy. Corporate called,

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and they want you to redo those sketches

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on the home security line.

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Ah, those sketches were perfect.

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You know what, if I had your job,

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I would tell Corporate to kiss my ass,

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and if Van were here, I'd
tell him to kiss my ass too.

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I am here.

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Looking forward to getting to
work on those sketches, sir.

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- Oh!
- Just so you know,

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I'm taking a two-hour lunch break.

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I would love to say yes,
but that's against the rules.

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But it's an emergency!

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There are some kids in
the park doing 'shrooms,

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and I wanna dress in old-timey clothes

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and pretend I'm a time
traveler to freak 'em out.

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Yeah, that's not an emergency.

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Um, obviously, you have
never seen a guy on 'shrooms

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attack a convenience store
because Joan of Arc told him to.

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Fine, take an extra half hour.

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Oh, I am eternally
indebted to you, my lady.

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As long as I work here,
I will never get her.

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Do you want to?

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Tighter, Dorothy!

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Tighter!

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Come on!

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Oh, no, no, it's, uh, it's okay.

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No, no, you know what? I didn't even

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remember that we had plans, you know?

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Bruce... yeah... okay, he hung up.

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Um, you know, cancel the reservation.

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Oh, honey, I never made it.

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Uh, you guys?

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Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist

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and girlfriend of Superman Lois Lane

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- has been killed.
- Awesome!

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We'll have more as details come in.

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Let me show you something.

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Crackpot scientists
and conspiracy theorists

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both agree that Lois
Lane has died before,

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but Superman flew
around the world so fast

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that he turned back time to save her.

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Pretty sure the science
doesn't check out on that.

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Oh, I'm gonna thank you
in advance for saying that.

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Oh, yes, the science totally checks out.

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If a man could fly fast
enough around the Earth,

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he would reverse its rotation,

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and time would rewind,
like an old videotape.

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And you know what this means?

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Anything we do from now

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until Superman turns
back time doesn't matter!

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There's no consequences!

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Ooh... ... okay.

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Sorry, Steve, just
trying to prove a point.

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Of course. Just happy to be included.

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This is nuts. Why should
we believe that guy?

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This just in.

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Noble Prize-winning astrophysicist

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Stephen Hawking has used
his motorized wheelchair

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to push Neil deGrasse
Tyson into traffic.

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Witnesses claim that just
before the senseless murder,

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Hawking said,

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"Die... you... hack."

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- It's No Consequence day!
- Mm-hmm.

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All right, get it over with.

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Oh!

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Hi, Charm City Zoo?
How much to buy a lion?

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Oh, I'm not a zoo myself.

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You don't need to know
what I'm gonna do with it!

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Ron, I'm Postmating some foie graviar.

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It's where they
force-feed a goose caviar.

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You want me to get a second tub for ya?

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Oh, sorry, buddy, but I'm on my way out.

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You know I've always
wanted to own a pug,

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but I never been able
to pull the trigger.

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But today, caution to the wind.

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- I'm getting a pug.
- Suit yourself.

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All right, Van, I'm drinking
the $900 Scotch in your office.

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It does pair well with the foie graviar.

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You know, the point of
this day is lost on me.

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I already act on every impulse,

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no matter how childish
or wanton it might be.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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That painting that you commissioned

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with your head on Jason Momoa's body?

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- It's here.
- Oh, goodie!

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See? I want for nothing.

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You still can't get Bruce
Wayne to have lunch with you.

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You're right,

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and that is all that I want.

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I'm gonna make Bruce Wayne pay for this.

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Ah! And not in the way

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that Waynes usually pay for
things, with money and jewels.

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No, in a more threatening
kind of revenge way.

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Jackie, ideas?

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- Go [BLEEP] yourself.
- What?

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I'm doing nothing today.

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I'm going to sit and relax and
not lift a finger for my kid

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or any of you other monsters.

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Fine, I'll do this myself.

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Ooh, and what's Ms. Moral
Compass gonna do today?

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Return a library book a day late?

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Buy a full-priced item at Anthropologie.

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Well, I'd really like
to get front-row seats

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to that European alt-circus,
but it's $1,000, and...

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Oh, my God, you're killing me.

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You know what I am going
to do while I figure it out?

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Eat a whole chocolate muffin by myself.

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Do I wanna watch her die?

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No. She'd be so squeaky.

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Huh...

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- Excuse me?
- Uh-huh?

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Are you in charge here?

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I don't know. Do I look like an idiot?

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Hmm.

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Mmm?

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Uh, subtle note of graphite.

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I'm sorry, I was looking for Van.

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Oh, Van's gone.

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Wait, you're from Corporate, right?

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I am.

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I'm glad you're here,
because you can kiss my ass.

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Excuse me? Who are you talking...

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- Shut up.
- Okay.

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Why would people want
a separate mobile device

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to check their home security cameras

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when they already have a phone, dummy?

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That's why we sent you
a design for an app.

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You're absolutely right.

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I wanted to tell my boss the same thing,

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but, I'm afraid of candor.

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Hey, how'd you like to come
to this meeting we're having

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and, um, tell him for me?

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Uh, why not?

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I like you.

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You're gonna do great. Come on.

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Mmm...

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All graphite.

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I'll have a chocolate
muffin with all the gluten,

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and, uh, you know, what the hell.

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I will have a small... no,
grande latte with whole milk.

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- Okay.
- Yeah, you heard me.

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Ugh, you are bumming me out.

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Here. Here's $1,000.

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Go see your creepy Euro circus.

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Oh, my God.

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Wendy, where did you get all this money?

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Did you steal it?

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Yeah, I stole it from my drug dealer...

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But not before I bought this.

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Wendy, we are in public.

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It doesn't matter today, remember?

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Or are you such a square,
you've never passed a dutchie?

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Oh... ... no,

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I have gotten so high on marijuana.

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It would just kill the buzz, you know,

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to do it with all these nerds watching.

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Mm-hmm.

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You know what, fine,

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I will take a little hit of this...

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Are you seriously smoking
marijuana in broad daylight?

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And you just threw
it at a bunch of kids.

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You're definitely under arrest.

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Well, I went to the pet store,
but I just couldn't choose,

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and countless Disney
films have taught me

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it is wrong to break up a family.

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So...

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I got all the pugs!

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Ooh! Come here, guys.

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Come to me.

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Okay, let me introduce you to the squad.

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We got Elvis Pugsley, Frederick Puglass,

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Bone Pugs-N-Harmony, and of course,

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Ron Jr.

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Ooh! Jackie, will you get Ron Jr.?

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This is my day, Ron.

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I've decided not to
toilet-paper Bruce Wayne's house.

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It's beneath me.

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You couldn't figure out
where to buy toilet paper.

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And they laughed at me when I asked!

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I just need to find another
way to humiliate Bruce.

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Ron...

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I'm going to need those puppies.

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You're not gonna make a
coat out of them, are you?

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Please, those aren't
coat-quality puppies.

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How dare you!

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Mmm.

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Which brings me to the biggest
problem with this company,

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you dildos.

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- Mmm, what's your division?
- Investor Relations.

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- Useless. You?
- Community Outreach.

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Garbage words.

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See, this is what I'm talking about.

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Every time I make a product,

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it has to be approved by
14 different divisions.

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By the time it finally
comes out, it's obsolete.

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Why are we letting some low-level...

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- I have a question.
- Yes?

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Where has Van been hiding you?

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Uh, excuse me, Officer?

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Hi, I am so sorry.

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00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:14,393
We... I have never
been in trouble before.

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But Lois Lane died,

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and Superman's going to rewind time.

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Yeah.

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So are we free to leave?

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Don't worry, I got this.

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Hey, Officer, I think
we can clear this all up

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if we just step into
that closet over there.

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Huh?

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I wasn't gonna do you or anything.

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I was just gonna bribe
you with this $1,000!

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Just stop.

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This is what I get for
hanging out with you.

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I am so sick of you
judging me all the time.

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"Wendy's weird. Wendy's a freak.

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Wendy wears sweaters

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that I could only dream of pulling off."

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I'm not judging you.

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What you do is objectively weird.

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I've seen you comb your
hair with a handful of forks.

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Yeah?

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I mean, you just tried to
bribe a cop with stolen money.

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00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,508
You don't know me.

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00:11:02,509 --> 00:11:06,012
And I did not steal
that money. I'm rich.

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My family owns Puanteur Cosmetics.

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They operate the largest facility

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00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:13,452
for testing cosmetics on
chimpanzees in the world.

256
00:11:13,453 --> 00:11:15,154
Wasn't that just named "Forbes'

257
00:11:15,155 --> 00:11:17,256
Most Cartoonishly Evil Company of 2016"?

258
00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:18,857
Mm-hmm, and that was before

259
00:11:18,858 --> 00:11:20,792
they got into fracking and ivory.

260
00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,228
Oh.

261
00:11:22,229 --> 00:11:23,662
I haven't spoken to them in eight years.

262
00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:26,065
I wish I could say it
was because they're evil,

263
00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:28,234
but really, it's because
they always thought

264
00:11:28,235 --> 00:11:32,171
they were better than me, just like you.

265
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:35,442
I do not...

266
00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:40,046
Okay, maybe I do.

267
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,814
Look, I'm really sorry.

268
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:43,950
And you're right.

269
00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:46,552
I could never pull off that sweater.

270
00:11:46,553 --> 00:11:49,055
And I never realized
that about your family.

271
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,257
I'm even distantly related to Van.

272
00:11:51,258 --> 00:11:53,859
I think that's why I
find him so attractive.

273
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,727
Our secret.

274
00:11:55,728 --> 00:11:56,828
Oh.

275
00:11:59,232 --> 00:12:01,833
Just put it by the window, boys.

276
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:04,136
I don't understand why Emily's
so stressed all the time.

277
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,038
Being the boss is easy.

278
00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:08,274
Excuse me, I'm looking for Teddy.

279
00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:10,876
- I'm his new secretary.
- That is I.

280
00:12:10,877 --> 00:12:12,378
Hello.

281
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:15,481
Oh, I was just thinking
the same thing, Ron Jr.

282
00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:19,185
Since when does Teddy have a secretary?

283
00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:20,919
Jackie, I need you to mail

284
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,854
this box of doggy
doo-doo to Bruce Wayne.

285
00:12:22,855 --> 00:12:24,356
Go [BLEEP] yourself.

286
00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:27,393
Fine, just tell me where
the square stickers are.

287
00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:30,396
They're called stamps, Van.

288
00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:31,930
Yeah, um...

289
00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:36,135
Siri, where are stamps?

290
00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:38,804
Van, even if you send Bruce dog poo,

291
00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:41,540
his butler is gonna open
it before he even sees it.

292
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,942
The only way that you're
gonna get satisfaction

293
00:12:43,943 --> 00:12:47,179
is by calling him and telling him off.

294
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,348
You're right.

295
00:12:49,349 --> 00:12:52,985
Well, I finally figured out
how to tell you guys apart.

296
00:12:52,986 --> 00:12:54,486
Wait a minute.

297
00:12:54,487 --> 00:12:57,689
Ron Jr., why are you wearing
Elvis Pugsley's shirt?

298
00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:00,359
Oh, you're a prankster.

299
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:04,196
Wait, you went to camp
at Lake Winniehaha?

300
00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:07,499
I was at the rich camp, Camp Oso de Oro.

301
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,568
And we would shoot crossbows at you.

302
00:13:09,569 --> 00:13:11,370
- Oh, my God, that was you?
- Yeah.

303
00:13:11,371 --> 00:13:12,904
You guys were cool.

304
00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:14,340
I remember being so jealous,

305
00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:16,375
because it seemed like you
did whatever you wanted.

306
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:18,210
Well, you could have too.

307
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:21,247
Yeah, but it always
seemed like there'd be c...

308
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,881
consequences.

309
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,150
That's it.

310
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,751
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

311
00:13:25,752 --> 00:13:28,220
That we kill ourselves to see
what the afterlife is all about

312
00:13:28,221 --> 00:13:30,322
before time goes back?

313
00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:32,591
I was thinking we break out of here.

314
00:13:32,592 --> 00:13:34,160
Oh, well, let's start with that,

315
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,262
and play it by ear.

316
00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:38,264
Oh, boo-hoo. "My parents were murdered,

317
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,099
and now I can't make
meaningful connections

318
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,068
with my family members."
You know something?

319
00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:44,936
You are arrogant, and you're a D-bag!

320
00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:46,505
- No.
- No, you...

321
00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:48,740
Tell him what he means to you.

322
00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:54,080
Yeah, you freakin' rule, man!

323
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:55,947
You do. I mean, you crush models,

324
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:58,617
and you drive really cool cars.

325
00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:01,920
I've always looked up to
you ever since I was little.

326
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:03,455
You know, I don't even
think of you like a cousin.

327
00:14:03,456 --> 00:14:06,024
I think of you as a cuz-bro.

328
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:08,094
You my cuz-bro.

329
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:10,028
I worship you,

330
00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:13,965
and you treat me like
I don't even exist!

331
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,803
So go [BLEEP] yourself, you...

332
00:14:18,605 --> 00:14:20,072
I did it!

333
00:14:20,073 --> 00:14:24,110
Hurry, my friend is gonna
throw up from all the drugs.

334
00:14:24,111 --> 00:14:26,378
Please don't.

335
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:27,713
Ladies' room is down
the hall to the left.

336
00:14:27,714 --> 00:14:29,248
We're breaking out of this joint!

337
00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:31,583
We know where you live.

338
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:33,519
Not after today, you won't!

339
00:14:34,821 --> 00:14:36,622
Ooh! I'm stealing your donuts!

340
00:14:36,623 --> 00:14:39,291
It's not a stereotype if it's true!

341
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,792
A shocking development.

342
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:43,129
We now go live to Lois Lane's funeral.

343
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,063
Wait, why is Superman at the funeral?

344
00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:46,432
No, no, no, no, no,

345
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:47,866
he's supposed to be turning back time.

346
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:51,903
Superman appears to have brought a date.

347
00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:54,873
The Man of Steel's eyes
are suspiciously dry,

348
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:58,610
as they lower Lois Lane's
casket into the ground.

349
00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:00,579
You guys are in big trouble.

350
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:03,782
He's not turning back time?
Why did I listen to you people?

351
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:05,751
Of course he's not going back to save

352
00:15:05,752 --> 00:15:06,885
his career woman girlfriend.

353
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:08,387
She's probably become too harsh,

354
00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:10,656
because of having
ideas and her own money.

355
00:15:10,657 --> 00:15:12,624
Do you understand what this means?

356
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,127
I chewed out Bruce Wayne!

357
00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:17,463
This is too many pugs!

358
00:15:17,464 --> 00:15:19,798
I'm driving carpool.

359
00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:21,233
I'm the boss!

360
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:29,070
- I am so ashamed.
- And you should be, young lady.

361
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:30,576
All I wanted was one day to myself,

362
00:15:30,577 --> 00:15:34,246
but instead, I had to
bail you two out of jail.

363
00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:38,284
Bruce didn't hear any of that, right?

364
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,986
I'll tell him that I was on a prank show

365
00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:43,355
called "Go [BLEEP] Yourself."

366
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:46,592
That's it. Jackie, make that show.

367
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:49,995
All right, you gotta do it now.

368
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:52,097
Everything is real!

369
00:15:52,098 --> 00:15:53,565
Everything is real.

370
00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,934
And where do we think we're going?

371
00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:58,003
My office.

372
00:15:58,004 --> 00:15:59,705
What the hell?

373
00:15:59,706 --> 00:16:02,574
I'm sorry, but that's
Teddy Ramanujan's office.

374
00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:07,078
Oh, my God, it's already starting.

375
00:16:07,079 --> 00:16:08,614
That's his last name?

376
00:16:08,615 --> 00:16:10,148
Well, I've got Bone-N-Pugs,

377
00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:11,850
but Harmony's nowhere to be found.

378
00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:13,885
How does Emily do this?

379
00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:16,188
This is the third conference
call I've been on today.

380
00:16:16,189 --> 00:16:18,257
I'd like to start the call off

381
00:16:18,258 --> 00:16:21,827
by not thanking you
for these BS reports.

382
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:24,930
Hey, Teddy, super excited
to have you dig in.

383
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,265
Holy crap.

384
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,733
That's all for Corporate restructuring?

385
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:29,935
Oh, no, that's Emily
Locke's normal workload.

386
00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:31,803
The new work's coming later.

387
00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:33,805
Wait, why am I doing Emily's work?

388
00:16:33,806 --> 00:16:35,441
You told us that your department sucked,

389
00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:37,142
and that she could kiss your ass?

390
00:16:37,143 --> 00:16:39,745
Since you're so candid, you'll
take care of firing her, right?

391
00:16:41,614 --> 00:16:45,251
Oh, there you are, Harmony!

392
00:16:45,252 --> 00:16:48,687
Oh, no, I've lost Bone-N-Pugs.

393
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:53,292
Okay.

394
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:55,227
It's been two hours. I've heard nothing.

395
00:16:55,228 --> 00:16:56,762
Maybe he wasn't even listening to me.

396
00:16:56,763 --> 00:16:59,765
I don't listen to me beneath
me when they say stuff.

397
00:16:59,766 --> 00:17:01,933
You know what, I'm just never
gonna answer my phone again.

398
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:05,103
That way he can't get to me!

399
00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:07,105
Done!

400
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:15,581
Van Wayne, Bruce Wayne would
like to see you in Gotham.

401
00:17:15,582 --> 00:17:18,216
- Oh...
- Face time with the big guy.

402
00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:21,587
This is what you've always wanted.

403
00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:22,721
Okay.

404
00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:24,155
I'm, uh, coming!

405
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:30,061
I can't vote, I can't serve on a jury.

406
00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:32,531
I'll never be elected PTA President

407
00:17:32,532 --> 00:17:36,702
when I have a child, if
a man will even have me.

408
00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:37,969
What the hell are you doing?

409
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:40,038
Getting blasted at
work, because who cares?

410
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,842
Okay, that's ginger
beer. It's non-alcoholic.

411
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,012
There's still a lot
of sugar in it, though.

412
00:17:47,013 --> 00:17:48,614
First of all, you are a petite

413
00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:52,384
Caucasian-enough woman with no priors.

414
00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:54,386
You'd be fine, but I fixed it.

415
00:17:54,387 --> 00:17:56,121
You don't have a
criminal record anymore.

416
00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:58,490
- Happy now?
- Wait, how?

417
00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,125
I called my fancy family.

418
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:03,295
They pulled some strings and
made the charges disappear.

419
00:18:03,296 --> 00:18:06,264
You called your family
that you hate for me?

420
00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:07,766
Well, you were so upset,

421
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:10,201
and it seemed like we
were almost friends,

422
00:18:10,202 --> 00:18:12,438
which I didn't totally hate,

423
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,707
and I guess I'm sorry.

424
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,276
No, I'm the one who should be sorry.

425
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:19,911
The truth is...

426
00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:22,448
I'm really glad we got to
have an adventure together.

427
00:18:24,351 --> 00:18:26,151
- What was that?
- Amazing news.

428
00:18:26,152 --> 00:18:29,020
The Superman who came
to Lois Lane's funeral

429
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:30,489
was a shape-shifter.

430
00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:32,791
The real Man of Steel just escaped

431
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:36,495
from a secret prison in
Bialya made of kryptonite.

432
00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:37,929
You know, for a rare mineral

433
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,865
that comes from a long-destroyed planet,

434
00:18:39,866 --> 00:18:41,967
people sure do find a lot of that stuff.

435
00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:43,268
- Hmm.
- Emily.

436
00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:45,971
I was gonna fire you, but I can't.

437
00:18:45,972 --> 00:18:48,640
I never realized how hard your job was.

438
00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:51,877
I am never ever going to complain again.

439
00:18:53,746 --> 00:18:58,517
- Was that Superman?
- Oh, no, my babies!

440
00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:00,587
Remember my face, Ron Jr.

441
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,861
Hey! Hey, everybody!

442
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,763
Bruce Wayne was not upset with me.

443
00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:14,733
In fact, he was impressed
that I stood up to him.

444
00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,668
He said he didn't know I had a backbone.

445
00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:17,969
- But you don't.
- Hmm.

446
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,505
Yeah, but he doesn't know that.

447
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,674
And from now on, I will,
because Bruce likes it.

448
00:19:22,675 --> 00:19:25,010
But that isn't even the
most impressive part.

449
00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:26,945
I was wandering around,
lost in Wayne Manor.

450
00:19:26,946 --> 00:19:29,915
I was looking for a bathroom.
I found myself in this library.

451
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,483
You know how much books make me angry.

452
00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:32,518
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

453
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,852
So I knocked over this bust,

454
00:19:33,853 --> 00:19:36,522
and you will never believe what I found.

455
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,323
The Batcave.

456
00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:39,691
I found The Batcave.

457
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:42,561
Bruce Wayne is Batman!

458
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:44,195
What?

459
00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:09,421
Ah, those sketches were perfect.

460
00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:10,589
If I had your job,

461
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,157
I would tell Corporate to kiss my ass,

462
00:20:12,158 --> 00:20:14,292
and if Van were here, I'd
tell him to kiss my ass too.

463
00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,827
I am here.

464
00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:19,931
Looking forward to getting to
work on those sketches, sir.

465
00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:22,601
Just so you know, I'm taking
a two-hour lunch break.

466
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:25,804
I would love to say yes, but...

467
00:20:25,805 --> 00:20:27,005
Yes.

468
00:20:27,006 --> 00:20:29,675
- Yes?
- Why don't I come with you?

469
00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:31,977
We never get a chance
to hang out together.

470
00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:33,912
Um, okay,

471
00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:38,083
but I'm gonna go scare
drugged-up teens in the park.

472
00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:39,518
That sounds fun.

473
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:42,688
Who are you?

474
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:45,757
I'm not sure, but let's go.

475
00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:49,394
Jackie, tell Van we're
taking a long lunch.

476
00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:52,097
Oh, yeah, because I live to serve.

477
00:20:52,098 --> 00:20:53,865
You know what, I didn't even remember

478
00:20:53,866 --> 00:20:56,101
that we had plans, Bruce. Yeah?

479
00:20:56,102 --> 00:20:57,869
Oh, okay, he hung up.

480
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:59,738
Jackie, cancel the reservation.

481
00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:02,073
Oh, honey, I never made it.

482
00:21:02,074 --> 00:21:05,143
Did Emily just go somewhere
with Wendy willingly?

483
00:21:05,144 --> 00:21:06,645
Weird, right?

484
00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:10,415
Where'd you come from, little buddy?

485
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,383
Oh, you're so cute.

486
00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:15,654
Ron Jr.?

487
00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:21,227
Ha, that's funny.

488
00:21:21,228 --> 00:21:26,228
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