1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:02,648 _ 2 00:00:02,675 --> 00:00:04,808 CREDITS 3 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:06,746 _ 4 00:00:16,825 --> 00:00:19,025 Oh. 5 00:00:19,794 --> 00:00:20,860 Yeah! 6 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,085 Yeah-ha! 7 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,054 - Whoo! - Hey, Greg? 8 00:00:56,574 --> 00:00:58,056 Merry Christmas. 9 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:02,402 It really is the most wonderful time of the year. 10 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,096 No! No! No... 11 00:01:06,118 --> 00:01:08,062 Oh, boy. 12 00:01:08,087 --> 00:01:10,464 _ 13 00:01:11,868 --> 00:01:13,398 How cool are we? 14 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:15,538 Even though we're technically not a couple, 15 00:01:15,563 --> 00:01:18,176 we can still have people over for a holiday party. 16 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,545 Oh, I'm gonna make sure that the parking brake is on this time. 17 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,514 We don't want the house rolling away again. 18 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,182 Yeah, nobody wants another Easter. 19 00:01:26,944 --> 00:01:28,686 See? I told you everyone would fit. 20 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,455 Yeah, you're right. And the photo booth 21 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,524 is a great conversation starter. 22 00:01:32,908 --> 00:01:34,641 Toilet's broke. 23 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,394 Got some good pictures, though. 24 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:39,130 I'm starving. Where's the food? 25 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,933 Oh, we can't eat... this place is at weight capacity. 26 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,635 Are you okay, Mom? You look pale. 27 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,036 Yeah, I feel pale. 28 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,571 I don't think this house 29 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,706 - can sustain human life. - Oh, no, no, no. 30 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:51,309 It'll be okay. Honey, open that window for my mom. 31 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,677 I tried... it's just a decal. 32 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,913 Yeah, I need air. I'm gonna just lie down. 33 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:58,216 - Whoa! - Okay. We need to get Joan out of here, stack. 34 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,684 I think it's "stat." 35 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:02,253 No. I'm a doctor, Jen. It's "stack." 36 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:05,290 If I had a nipple for every time someone corrected me... 37 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,268 - How do we get her out? - Go high! 38 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,226 Lift with your legs. 39 00:02:11,327 --> 00:02:12,265 Easy... 40 00:02:12,290 --> 00:02:14,766 We did it. You know a party's a success 41 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,467 when someone crowd surfs. 42 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,969 This is the best! 43 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,429 Merry Christmas, Joan! 44 00:02:19,454 --> 00:02:20,320 Oh! 45 00:02:20,345 --> 00:02:21,406 Oh, we forgot to open the door. 46 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:24,409 Back her up, back her up, back her up. 47 00:02:24,621 --> 00:02:26,021 _ 48 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,716 Donation? 49 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,505 Here's a ten-spot. 50 00:02:35,915 --> 00:02:39,270 Doesn't it make you sick, people not being so generous 51 00:02:39,295 --> 00:02:40,391 during the holidays? 52 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,093 Thank you for your donation. 53 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,629 Oh, wait. That was a hundred dollars. 54 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:47,765 I meant to give you a ten. I'll need that back. 55 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:50,401 I'm sorry, it's locked. They don't trust us. 56 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,470 Well, if I was gonna donate a hundred dollars, 57 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:56,341 I'd have done it in church so God could see me. 58 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,076 This isn't much of a lock. 59 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,752 - What are you doing? - I just want what's mine. 60 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,888 Somebody do some... Can you help? 61 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,223 Uh, maybe on the way out. 62 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,327 Wait. 63 00:03:15,878 --> 00:03:18,096 I'm the only one that gave you any money? 64 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,399 Well, people aren't as generous as they used to be. 65 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,103 Ah... 66 00:03:25,495 --> 00:03:27,662 just keep it. 67 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:29,908 Merry Christmas. 68 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,210 Hey, that's my drone. 69 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,711 Thank you for your donation. 70 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,448 Uh... 71 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,017 Yeah. 72 00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:41,612 _ 73 00:03:42,285 --> 00:03:43,919 Okay, bubbles in the tub, 74 00:03:43,944 --> 00:03:46,691 and little kid toy... all set. 75 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:47,825 Look familiar? 76 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,827 - Tim showed you that video? - What? 77 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:50,862 - What? - What? 78 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:54,032 No, dude. I'm talking about this. 79 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,133 Oh! 80 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,701 Mom's favorite photo. 81 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,436 Yeah. Well, it'll be her second favorite photo 82 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:00,271 - once we recreate it. - Oh, I love that! 83 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,173 Oh, yeah, let's match this exactly. 84 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,975 - Yeah. - Uh, well, are you sure the three of us 85 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,010 can fit in that tub without, you know, 86 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,745 our, uh, parts touching? 87 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,847 - We're gonna be wearing swimsuits. - Yeah. 88 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:10,912 Well, I'm just a purist 89 00:04:10,937 --> 00:04:12,894 when it comes to recreations, that's all. 90 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,862 But, I mean, we can go your way. That's fine. 91 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:15,501 Yeah. 92 00:04:15,526 --> 00:04:17,221 Oh, you guys, this takes me back. 93 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:19,123 I remember Mom sitting right there, 94 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,224 drinking wine, 95 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,126 cursing out Dad for never being home. 96 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,895 That's right. 97 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,396 Hey, thank you guys for this. 98 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,765 You know, I never get Mom anything good, so... 99 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,000 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 100 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,402 Yeah, this isn't just from you. 101 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,804 Sure it is... it was my idea. 102 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,105 I'm getting scissored by my sister, 103 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,907 and I still have to buy Mom a gift? Uh-uh. 104 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,809 - This is from the three of us. - Yeah. 105 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:38,843 But I did all the work. 106 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,840 You filled up the tub! 107 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:41,668 You want to know what? 108 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:43,348 I'm getting out. No deal. 109 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,283 Oh, I'm stuck. 110 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,985 Okay, listen, you know what, I get it. 111 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,487 You want the glory, because your presents always suck. 112 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,089 Okay? Nobody wants 113 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,224 sliced-up painting that you made into bookmarks. 114 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,993 Well, don't open your present this year. 115 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:58,062 Okay, yeah, but this is a great idea, Matt. 116 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,797 I wanted it to be from me, because... 117 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,232 Mom sees me as the creative one 118 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,767 and I'm always disappointing her. 119 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:03,799 Honey... 120 00:05:03,824 --> 00:05:05,370 It being from the three of us is the right thing to do, 121 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:06,637 especially since I'm going to need you 122 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,188 to help pitch in to get it framed. 123 00:05:08,213 --> 00:05:10,339 - Okay. - So, thank you. I love you guys. 124 00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:12,619 - We love you, too. - Love you, too. Oh. 125 00:05:15,251 --> 00:05:17,652 Please never tell me what this is. 126 00:05:21,928 --> 00:05:23,146 _ 127 00:05:24,006 --> 00:05:26,496 I know this is a tough time of year for you 128 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:27,825 since you lost your wife. 129 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:31,162 Yeah, part of me just wants to pretend like it's not Christmas, 130 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,432 you know, just go on like it's any other day. 131 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,535 But damn it, I want my peppermint bark. 132 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,604 Oh, that is very good. 133 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:43,107 Oh! It's like Santa's in my mouth, nuts and all. 134 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,843 Oh, we-we might want to explore that. 135 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,780 You know, Christmas is a difficult time 136 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,582 for a lot of people. 137 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,018 Oh, please! 138 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,720 Just leave, 139 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,488 you mechanical cockroach. 140 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:59,557 Get... out! 141 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,659 Out! 142 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:04,602 Oh, I just hate that thing. 143 00:06:04,627 --> 00:06:05,596 I'm sorry. 144 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,697 I wanted 145 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,433 a vacuum cleaner last year, 146 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:12,797 you know, for Christmas, and so John got me that cyborg rat 147 00:06:12,822 --> 00:06:15,640 that lives off his toenail clippings. 148 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:16,908 - Ooh. - Anyway, 149 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,876 what we want to watch out for here 150 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,270 are any warning signs of depression. 151 00:06:22,295 --> 00:06:26,781 Like losing interest in normal activities, 152 00:06:26,806 --> 00:06:29,333 wanting to sleep all the time... 153 00:06:32,036 --> 00:06:33,972 feelings of emptiness... 154 00:06:33,997 --> 00:06:37,254 John! There's nothing in here! 155 00:06:37,442 --> 00:06:38,551 And, of course, 156 00:06:38,576 --> 00:06:40,576 any suicidal thoughts. 157 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:45,736 What you want to keep saying to yourself is that you're loved. 158 00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:48,172 Thank you. 159 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,208 That Timpkins guy 160 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,313 gave me a hug and a big kiss when he left. 161 00:06:53,338 --> 00:06:56,709 - You're one hell of a therapist, Joanie. - Oh, thank you. 162 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:59,250 I try to have compassion with... 163 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,119 Oh, no! 164 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,020 Go away! 165 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,857 I just... 166 00:07:05,882 --> 00:07:09,560 have the feeling that I'm missing some cry for help. 167 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,106 What was that? 168 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:32,028 Who's gonna vacuum up the vacuum? 169 00:07:33,447 --> 00:07:35,647 _ 170 00:07:51,254 --> 00:07:53,788 Yup. I found her. 171 00:07:53,928 --> 00:07:55,973 You got a pretty big bee hole. 172 00:07:56,608 --> 00:07:57,842 Uh, what? 173 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,478 It's a hole where the bees is getting in. 174 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,613 If you got a compact mirror, I'll show her to you. 175 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:04,782 Y-You want to show me my, uh... 176 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,617 - Bee hole. - Uh-huh. 177 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,052 You're gonna have to bend over, but I promise 178 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,487 it's worth the extra effort. 179 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,855 Well, you know what they say. 180 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,056 You've seen one, you've seen 'em all. 181 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,524 - That's what they say, but, uh... - Mm-hmm. 182 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,294 In my experience, each and every one's different. 183 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,229 - Mm-hmm. - I mean, that's the beauty of nature. 184 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,856 - Right. - Yeah, but you never know 185 00:08:19,881 --> 00:08:20,872 till you get your head up in there. 186 00:08:20,949 --> 00:08:22,633 - Yeah. - Yup. 187 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:25,136 No problem. Yup. 188 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,672 Look, there's a crack right here, leads right to the hole. 189 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,040 It's probably how they got in there so deep. 190 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,008 Just rode that crack right up to it. 191 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,140 So, uh, y-you have a lot of experience 192 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,713 filling bee holes then? 193 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,615 I mean, I've-I've filled a bee hole or two. 194 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:40,935 I mean, just a couple weeks ago, I was in a truck stop toilet 195 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,474 plugging a bee hole. 196 00:08:42,499 --> 00:08:43,821 It's the quickest $100 I ever made. 197 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,757 Okay. Well, hey, thanks for saving Christmas, Oscar. 198 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,660 I-I probably won't tell Lark exactly how, but... 199 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:50,962 Yeah, all she needs to know is 200 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:54,065 that I obliterated Mommy's bee hole. 201 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,087 _ 202 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:03,357 - Hey! - Hello! 203 00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:04,625 - Hi! - Hi! 204 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,365 Oh, Merry Christmas. 205 00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:09,033 - Here you go. - Oh, you brought wine. 206 00:09:09,058 --> 00:09:11,132 - You didn't have to do that. - Yeah! Well, we figured 207 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,167 it was time we stopped lying and say that, you know, 208 00:09:13,169 --> 00:09:15,369 we forgot it in the car and actually bring something in 209 00:09:15,371 --> 00:09:17,672 to one of these family functions. And, Mom, this is... 210 00:09:17,674 --> 00:09:19,907 - this is a really good bottle of wine. - Mm-hmm. 211 00:09:19,909 --> 00:09:20,942 - Whew. - My office 212 00:09:20,944 --> 00:09:22,410 did a white elephant exchange, 213 00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:24,245 and as soon as I saw this expensive bottle, 214 00:09:24,247 --> 00:09:26,814 I pretended I had an ovarian cyst burst, and I left. 215 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,150 I find the more specific you are, the less people question it. 216 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,585 - So smart. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:09:30,587 --> 00:09:33,821 Well, every great bottle of wine has its story. 218 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,430 - Come on, let me take you in here... - Okay. 219 00:09:35,455 --> 00:09:36,382 To the party. 220 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:38,559 - Oh... - Hey, gang, look who's here! 221 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,394 - Merry Christmas! - Hey! 222 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:43,547 What a waste. 223 00:09:43,572 --> 00:09:45,533 We finally bring something and nobody's drinking it. 224 00:09:45,535 --> 00:09:48,236 - Not even Heather. - No, no, this is great. 225 00:09:48,238 --> 00:09:50,104 We already got credit for it, so we can just take it home 226 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:51,138 and regift it next year. 227 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,773 Yeah, or we could take it home and drink it. 228 00:09:52,775 --> 00:09:54,909 We can make it our Christmas gift to each other. 229 00:09:54,911 --> 00:09:56,644 Did you not get me a Christmas gift? 230 00:09:56,646 --> 00:09:58,489 I totally got you a Christmas gift. 231 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,815 Is it one of your paintings sliced into a bookmark? 232 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,134 Does nobody in this family read? 233 00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:04,952 Ugh. Read, read, read. 234 00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:09,824 Let's go. I hid the wine under my sweater. 235 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:10,958 What's in your purse? 236 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,426 The wine opener I stole. 237 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:13,995 - Right. - Merry Christmas! 238 00:10:13,997 --> 00:10:15,062 Love you, Mom! Bye! 239 00:10:15,064 --> 00:10:16,764 - Bye. - Oh, oh, wait. 240 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:17,570 Wait, wait! 241 00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:19,901 Nobody drank your wonderful wine. 242 00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:21,936 You should just take it home. 243 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:22,938 Oh... 244 00:10:22,963 --> 00:10:24,109 John! 245 00:10:24,134 --> 00:10:25,973 Get their wine! 246 00:10:25,975 --> 00:10:27,909 Okay. 247 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,971 I didn't let anybody touch your wine. 248 00:10:30,996 --> 00:10:31,619 Okay. 249 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:33,881 Because they were already drunk. 250 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,690 And so that's when you start pouring the swill. 251 00:10:36,715 --> 00:10:38,947 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - John! 252 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,454 I don't see it. 253 00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:42,757 Well, that means you're looking at it! 254 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:44,512 - Oh, you know what, it's okay. - Yeah. 255 00:10:44,537 --> 00:10:45,237 We're gonna take off. 256 00:10:45,262 --> 00:10:46,327 Thank you for a great night, Mom. 257 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:47,795 - Bye. - Mwah. Thank you so much. 258 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,292 - Oh, bye. - Merry Christmas. 259 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:50,464 Oh! 260 00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:52,733 Oh, oh, what is that? 261 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,674 My ovarian cyst! 262 00:10:54,699 --> 00:10:56,199 Ooh... 263 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,294 _ 264 00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:03,411 Guys, I'm having a little problem here. 265 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,755 Sleep, she ain't coming. 266 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,782 Sophia, if you want to keep up our tradition 267 00:11:07,784 --> 00:11:09,483 of sleeping together on Christmas Eve, 268 00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:11,786 you have to keep up your end of the bargain. 269 00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:14,902 - Go to sleep. - Hey, you don't have a drone 270 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:16,924 waiting for you on the other side. 271 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,159 This isn't easy. 272 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:21,228 I am what they call "wired." 273 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,064 Then go get some milk. 274 00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:25,368 Hmm. Good idea. Milk. 275 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,560 Nature's Ambien. 276 00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:33,184 I love you. 277 00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:35,710 Sophia? Why are you still up? 278 00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:37,044 Are you crazy? 279 00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:39,146 I love you so much. 280 00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:41,983 I love you, and I love you. 281 00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:43,593 Boop, boop. 282 00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:46,587 Out of all the people, I love you guys the most. 283 00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:48,356 What are you drinking? 284 00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:50,191 Cow milk. 285 00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:53,027 The sweet, sweet nectar of cow. 286 00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:57,239 Oh, no. She drank the eggnog from the party. 287 00:11:57,264 --> 00:11:59,344 Give it back. I've never felt so good. 288 00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:00,768 - What? - Are you guys still awake 289 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,570 in there? Seriously? 290 00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:05,439 No. Come on. 291 00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:06,841 What are you doing? 292 00:12:06,843 --> 00:12:10,111 You're gonna wake up your little sister. 293 00:12:11,114 --> 00:12:14,448 She's so peaceful. Mm. 294 00:12:17,485 --> 00:12:19,585 Now I need some eggnog. 295 00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:24,725 Why is it wet? 296 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,741 - Sophia! - Oh, my God! 297 00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:28,471 Everybody shut up! 298 00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:30,026 Santa's coming. 299 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,917 _ 300 00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:36,771 - Psst. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 301 00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:38,139 Coast is clear. Lark's asleep. 302 00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,274 Okay, good, 'cause I really want this to be a surprise. 303 00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:41,242 Okay. 304 00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:47,022 Oh! He's even cuter than the photos that the shelter sent. 305 00:12:47,047 --> 00:12:48,849 - Yeah. - She's gonna love him. 306 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,318 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Oh. 307 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,887 I thought you were getting the puppy. 308 00:12:52,889 --> 00:12:55,756 This is the puppy. 309 00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,394 What the hell was that? 310 00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:02,027 Wh... You put the dog in his crate, right? 311 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:03,185 Yeah. 312 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,309 Mama. Mama. 313 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:17,011 He's killing Jessica Jammies. 314 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,379 Mama. 315 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,980 No. 316 00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:21,515 - No, no, no! - Mama. 317 00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,189 - No, that is not working. - Huh? 318 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,228 - With a dog that size... - Why? 319 00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:25,707 You have to establish dominance, like this. 320 00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:26,497 Mama. 321 00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:28,489 Hey, buddy. 322 00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:29,356 - Who's in... - Mama. 323 00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:30,524 Um... 324 00:13:30,526 --> 00:13:32,226 Okay, okay. 325 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,261 Who's in charge? Huh? 326 00:13:34,263 --> 00:13:36,063 - He's in charge. - Oh, no. 327 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,331 He's the alpha dog now. 328 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,466 No! 329 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:39,301 No! 330 00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:40,859 No! 331 00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:42,450 No! 332 00:13:42,475 --> 00:13:43,841 No! 333 00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:47,682 Okay, shh. Let's just keep it quiet. 334 00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:50,945 All right? Let's not do anything crazy. 335 00:13:51,712 --> 00:13:52,780 All right. 336 00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,843 Don't... make... a sound. 337 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:56,917 Mama. 338 00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:00,621 No, no, no, no, no! 339 00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:02,123 No, no, no, no! 340 00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:06,994 Oh, no! 341 00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:10,097 Greg, Lark's big present 342 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,066 just ate all of Lark's little presents. 343 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,601 What are we gonna do? 344 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:18,887 Celebrate Hanukkah? 345 00:14:21,769 --> 00:14:23,410 Well, I guess it all worked out. 346 00:14:23,412 --> 00:14:25,679 The dog's much happier with his new family. 347 00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:28,349 Yeah, and Lark loves her gift. 348 00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:30,851 Thank you for my playhouse. 349 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,419 Merry Christmas, Lark. 350 00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,388 And Happy Hanukkah. 351 00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:37,792 Honey, where did she get that necklace though? 352 00:14:38,957 --> 00:14:41,665 That's the dog's shock collar. 353 00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:42,689 Hey, Lark... 354 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,056 Not-not near the water. 355 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,614 _ 356 00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:52,173 Christmas! 357 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,743 God. Oh, babe, no. Come on. The kids aren't even up yet. 358 00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:57,351 Oh, well, you snooze, you lose. 359 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,888 It's Santa time. 360 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:01,691 I love this thing, 'cause you don't have to wear underwear. 361 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,959 Mmm... 362 00:15:04,162 --> 00:15:07,129 Oh, I know, babe... I gasp every time I see it, too. 363 00:15:07,131 --> 00:15:08,397 No, it can't be. 364 00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:09,365 What's the matter? 365 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,133 I have a gray pube! 366 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,423 Oh, yeah! 367 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:17,399 Oh, it's like a little piece of silver tinsel. 368 00:15:17,424 --> 00:15:18,823 That's festive. 369 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:21,049 Well, had to happen sooner or later. 370 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,145 Not yet. 371 00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:25,882 Merry Christmas! 372 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:26,883 Mom. 373 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,151 Bring it way down. 374 00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:30,806 Here, Dad. This is for you. 375 00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:31,815 Ooh. 376 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,589 Leave the presents to the young ones who still have 377 00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:35,057 - their whole lives ahead of them. - Oh, honey, 378 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,960 come on, are you really gonna let one tiny little gray hair 379 00:15:37,962 --> 00:15:39,328 ruin your favorite holiday? 380 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,923 Wasn't tiny... it was twice as long as all the others. 381 00:15:41,948 --> 00:15:43,432 Okay, well, then why don't you just pluck it out 382 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:44,567 and be done with it? 383 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,768 It doesn't work that way. 384 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,712 Gray hairs are like ants. 385 00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:48,971 - Okay. - Oh, you see one, 386 00:15:48,973 --> 00:15:51,610 - there's a hundred more behind it. - Mm. 387 00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:53,676 That was just the scout pube, Heather. 388 00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:56,479 - The colony is coming. - Okay, okay. 389 00:15:56,481 --> 00:15:58,180 Art pens! 390 00:15:58,182 --> 00:15:59,649 Cool. 391 00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:01,984 Well, maybe there's something even cooler 392 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:04,161 than art pens inside. 393 00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:11,368 - A plane ticket to France? - Yes. 394 00:16:11,393 --> 00:16:13,524 To that summer art camp you wanted to go to. 395 00:16:13,549 --> 00:16:14,852 Merry Christmas, sweetie. 396 00:16:14,877 --> 00:16:16,196 Enjoy it now, 397 00:16:16,221 --> 00:16:17,790 - Sophia. - Okay, babe, that's Samantha. 398 00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:18,734 Eh, they're all the same. 399 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:20,547 Thank you so much! 400 00:16:20,572 --> 00:16:22,115 I can't believe this! 401 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:24,941 I'm gonna call Uncle Matt. He'll be so excited. 402 00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:27,772 Can you believe that, Tim? 403 00:16:27,797 --> 00:16:30,826 Our daughter is mature enough to go to Europe by herself. 404 00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,315 Think about that, honey. 405 00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:36,152 Huh, maybe you're right. This is all that matters. 406 00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:38,675 Of course. We're getting older, 407 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,222 but we get to watch our kids grow up. 408 00:16:40,224 --> 00:16:42,158 - Mmm. - Hey, I'll be right back. 409 00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:45,706 "Burnt Pumpkin Spice"? 410 00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:48,024 It's a match! 411 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,706 All right. 412 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,295 - Dad! - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 413 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,285 - It's not what it looks like. - Oh, my... God! 414 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:56,035 I just want to feel... 415 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,760 like a young man again! 416 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,527 _ 417 00:16:59,691 --> 00:17:00,810 Ooh... 418 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,080 This feels like the teapot I asked for. 419 00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:05,281 Oh! 420 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,350 - With... cherries. - Yeah, 421 00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:10,705 I had to hand-paint that, but the paint's kind of toxic, 422 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,908 so you shouldn't put liquids in it. 423 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:13,941 Okay. 424 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,991 Mm. 425 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,473 Oh, it's... cherry earrings. 426 00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:24,297 - Oh! - Look. They match the pajamas 427 00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:26,222 that you got me. 428 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,916 Oh! 429 00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:32,088 Oh! 430 00:17:32,113 --> 00:17:34,363 - Are they pretty. - Oh, I love that. 431 00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:36,679 What is this? 432 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,681 It's a cherry toilet brush! 433 00:17:40,051 --> 00:17:43,052 Oh! Oh! 434 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,154 - That's great. - Okay. 435 00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:46,522 You know what? No. 436 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,357 I'm done. I'm done with the cherries. 437 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,059 No... no more cherries. 438 00:17:50,061 --> 00:17:51,460 Cherries are your thing. 439 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:52,762 No, Mom. I said 440 00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:55,464 that I love cherries one time years ago. 441 00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:57,900 And the only reason we even went to that stupid cherry orchard 442 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,069 is because we got lost on the way to pick strawberries. 443 00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:02,271 Well, in my defense, we got lost 444 00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:04,691 because I thought the directions were a prank. 445 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,583 I'm done with the cherries. 446 00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:08,926 The next person to phone it in 447 00:18:08,951 --> 00:18:10,589 and give me some cherry-themed 448 00:18:10,614 --> 00:18:12,759 piece of crap Christmas gift 449 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:15,084 is dead to me. 450 00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,957 Maybe the garbage will appreciate it. 451 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,759 Honey, honey, honey, honey. No, no, no, no, no. 452 00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,828 - I love it. Mommy loves it. Oh... - You heard her. 453 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,763 She's into strawberries. 454 00:18:27,765 --> 00:18:29,331 Yeah. 455 00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:34,397 _ 456 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,296 Here you go. This is for Mom and Dad. 457 00:18:36,321 --> 00:18:37,721 Yup. 458 00:18:44,098 --> 00:18:46,232 Aw, look at you guys, huh? 459 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,726 Oh! Look at you. 460 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:53,163 See, Joanie, I told you three adults would fit in that tub. 461 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,645 And I told you that wasn't my objection. 462 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,977 Oh, this is so wonderful! 463 00:18:57,979 --> 00:18:59,311 I love it. Thank you. 464 00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:00,961 Thank you, kids. 465 00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:02,915 Hey, there's one more present. 466 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,717 Says it's from Santa. 467 00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:07,152 Please tell me it's new locks for the bathroom door. 468 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:11,056 It's a DVD that says "Play me." 469 00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:12,624 Oh! 470 00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:15,527 A gift from the ghost of technologies past. 471 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,108 - Is this from you guys? - No, right? 472 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:20,366 - I have no idea what this is. - Oh. 473 00:19:21,797 --> 00:19:23,268 _ 474 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,636 Oh, look at. So cute. 475 00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:27,130 You guys were adorable. 476 00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:29,375 Well, I'll be damned. I am wearing 477 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,490 - a dress with cherries all over it. - Mm-hmm. 478 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:32,888 - Lot of cherries. - So cute. 479 00:19:32,913 --> 00:19:33,804 Hey, I don't remember 480 00:19:33,829 --> 00:19:35,639 being asked to submit any pictures. 481 00:19:35,664 --> 00:19:37,750 I bet this is from before we joined the family. 482 00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:39,852 - Yeah. - Oh, but there I am! 483 00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:42,221 - Oh, look at. - Oh! I was so cute. 484 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,756 - Oh, that is cute. Look at your cheeks. - Thanks. 485 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:46,492 - It's nice. - You're so adorable. 486 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:53,198 No, no, no. Oh, come on, Matt! 487 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,967 What? 488 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,006 Swing out, sister! 489 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,375 Oh, my God. 490 00:20:03,377 --> 00:20:04,643 What are you doing? 491 00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:05,635 Kleenex are supposed 492 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,762 to symbolize snowflakes falling from the sky. 493 00:20:07,787 --> 00:20:08,986 Oh, wait. Here comes the blizzard. 494 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,912 Merry Christmas, you guys. 495 00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:16,671 You, too, Matt. 496 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,695 So I'm just not in this at all? 497 00:20:24,719 --> 00:20:26,019 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com -