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The Enterprise is preparing

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to leave Beta III in star system C-111.

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Sociologist Lindstrom
is remaining behind

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with a party of experts
who will help restore

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the planet's culture to a human form.

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The Late Landru, Captain.

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A marvelous feat of engineering.

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A computer capable
of directing the lives

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of millions of human beings.

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But only a machine, Mr. Spock.

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The original Landru programmed
it with all his knowledge,

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but he couldn't give it
his wisdom, his compassion,

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his understanding, his soul.

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I prefer the concrete, the
graspable, the provable.

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You'd make a splendid
computer, Mr. Spock.

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That is very kind of you, Captain.

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That's humorous, because Spock
is half human and half Vulcan.

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But he's ashamed of his human side.

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That's why I identify with him.

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Good luck.

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I gravitate a little more towards Kirk.

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Why?

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Be-cause... everything

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he says...

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he makes sound so im-portant.

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I should hope so... He's the captain.

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Sheldon.

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Do me a favor.

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Go help your brother study

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for his math test tomorrow.

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Is that really a good use of my time?

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Come on. I'm asking nice.

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If he doesn't pass, he won't
be able to play football.

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You realize he's often mean to me.

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So? Your mother's mean to
me. I still try to be helpful.

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Does she break wind on your head?

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Because that's what Georgie does to me.

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Can you help me out here?

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I'll do it if you take
me to the train store.

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You got it.

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And buy me whatever I want.

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Connie, what are you doing?

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Just providing my grandson

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with financial guidance.

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Don't mock the captain.

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If Georgie passes his test,
I'll get you whatever you want...

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Under 20 bucks.

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Deal.

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Why?

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I guess I like him better than you.

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Georgie?

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- What?
- Dad told me

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to help you study for the math test.

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I don't need your help. Get lost.

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Georgie, let him help you!

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Fine. Come in!

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Oh, dear.

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What's your problem?

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No problem. I'll just...

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tidy while we talk.

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Help yourself.

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Before we start, I'd like to get a sense

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- of how much algebra you know.
- 'Kay.

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Do you understand solving and graphing

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- linear inequalities?
- Sure.

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Great. Explain it to me.

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Uh...

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first you solve 'em...

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and then you graph 'em.

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And how do you do that?

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Uh, you know,

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carefully.

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Excuse me.

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$20 isn't gonna do it.

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So you collect all
the terms linear in X.

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See? Simple.

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Maybe for you.

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No, it's simple for everybody.

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Now you collect all
the terms linear in Y.

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I don't get it.

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Try this. Close your eyes.

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- 'Kay.
- Can you see

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the slope of the line given
by the coefficients of X and Y?

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No.

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What do you see?

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Darkness.

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Try harder.

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Wait.

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I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini.

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Ooh, it just fell off.

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- Dad!
- I'll make it $40! Keep going!

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Maybe the problem is
you're not a good teacher.

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Unlikely. Regardless,
I am your only hope.

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What do you see when
you close your eyes?

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I see quadrant one as red,

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quadrant two is soft and plush...

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quadrant three smells like lavender,

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and quadrant four is overlaid
with a Fibonacci spiral.

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That's really weird.

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No. What's really weird
is doing simple algebra

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and thinking about a girl in a bikini.

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I disagree.

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Dad!

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Keep going.

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And when you divide
by a negative number,

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you have to reverse the
direction of the inequality.

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I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

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But we're not done.
You're going to fail.

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I get enough of what
you said. I'll be fine.

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It was at that moment I decided

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I was not cut out for teaching.

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I consoled myself with the knowledge

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that I was wonderful at everything else.

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Take one and pass it back.

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Take one and pass it back.

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As you all know, this test'll count

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for 25% of your final grade.

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Be sure to show all your work.

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If you get stuck on a question,

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move on and come back to it at the end.

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And I shouldn't have to say this,

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but if there's any
cheating, I will see it.

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I got eyes in the back of my head.

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I got more eyes than a potato.

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Ms. Ingram?

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- Yeah, Sheldon.
- I'm done.

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What?

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I enjoyed it very much.

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I'll take another if you have one.

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No, I don't have another one.

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J-Just read ahead in the textbook.

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Oh, boy.

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Seeing my brother struggle

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was difficult for me.

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As his tutor, I took
his failure personally,

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almost as if I had failed.

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Which was odd, because
I knew how dumb he was.

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Georgie, how'd you do
on that math test today?

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It was tough.

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I don't know.

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I'm sorry I wasn't more help.

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Me, too.

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That's all right, baby, you tried.

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Yeah. It's okay, baby.

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I don't understand what went wrong.

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Is there any chance you drank alcohol

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when you were pregnant with Georgie?

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No!

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Well, don't be so
high-and-mighty.

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I drank when I was pregnant with you.

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You turned out fine.

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These days everybody's like,
"Don't drink, don't smoke."

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I swear. Texas is
turning into California.

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You realize there's nothing
I can do if you fail.

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You're off the team.

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I know.

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Well, I'm gonna ask Jesus

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to help you get a good
grade on that test.

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Shouldn't you have asked
him before he took it?

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The man rose from the dead...
I think he can fix a test

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after the fact.

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You know, I hear you
say things like that,

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and I wonder if maybe I did
have a few too many whiskey sours

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when you were in my belly.

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Not me, but not bad.

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I would say "A" for effort,

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but... that's an "F."

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What? How bad is it?

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You got a "B."

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Are you kidding?

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I don't believe it.

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Me, neither.

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Me, neither.

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So, I guess I have to
rethink my abilities.

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Clearly, I'm a wonderful teacher.

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Georgie didn't pass because of you.

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What do you mean?

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He cheated.

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He had the answers written
on the bottom of his shoe.

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He wouldn't do that.

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When you cheat in school,
you only cheat yourself.

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Where'd you get that?

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An inspirational poster
outside the boys' room.

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I saw what I saw, Sheldon.

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Well, if this is true,

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he needs to turn himself in.

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That'll never happen. He'll
get kicked off the team.

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I'm sorry, I can't accept this.

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There must be another explanation.

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If you don't believe
me, look at his shoes.

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I will.

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This is quite a workout.

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You dirty bird.

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What are you doing in here?

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You cheated.

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No, I didn't.

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I'm holding the evidence.

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Let me see that.

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I don't see nothin'.

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That's obstruction of justice,

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as well as disgusting.

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Oh, relax. By passing that
test, I get to play football,

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and you get to go to the train store.

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Everybody wins.

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But what about the truth?

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What about it?

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It's supposed to set us free.

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Who told you that?

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The Bible.

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Since when do you care
about what's in the Bible?

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When it helps me win an argument.

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The Bible also says honor
thy father and thy mother.

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And if you open your mouth,
you're gonna make them sad.

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He had me.

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Somehow, the mullet-headed
simpleton had me.

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This isn't over.

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Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?

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All right, maybe it's over.

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Meemaw?

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I assume you've read the
Surgeon General's report

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on the dangers of smoking?

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I'm gonna wait till they
turn it into a movie.

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Is that your new train?

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Yes. It's my reward for helping
Georgie pass the math test.

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You don't seem too happy about it.

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I don't feel like I earned it.

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Why not?

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Can you keep a secret?

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Well, at my age, the question
is can I remember one.

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Try me.

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Georgie cheated on the test.

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Oh.

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And nothing bad happened.

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He gets to stay on the football team,

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Mom and Dad are proud of him,

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I even got a train for helping.

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So you're feeling guilty.

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Very much so.

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Well, that's a real conundrum.

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Have you been reading the
Word of the Day calendar

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I gave you for your birthday?

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Indubitably.

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So what do you think?

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I don't think you should
let it bother you very much.

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I mean, there's always
gonna be people in this world

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who are playing fast
and loose with the rules.

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And your brother's one of them.

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That's how Captain Kirk is on Star Trek.

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Well, there you go, and he's,
like, the main guy on that show.

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No, Mr. Spock is the main guy.

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I stand corrected.

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Although Kirk is usually the
one who saves the Enterprise.

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Because he doesn't
always follow the rules?

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He even cheated on a
test when he was a cadet.

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The Kobayashi Maru.

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The what?

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Kobayashi Maru.

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Kirk is a legend because of it.

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Ko-Kobayashi Maru.

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Sounds like something
you eat at Benihana's.

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Have you ever been to one of those?

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They make you sit with strangers.

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It's crazy.

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Do you think a Spock
could become a Kirk?

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Well, in my experience,

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most people stay the
miserable bastards they are

268
00:11:53,918 --> 00:11:55,251
their whole entire life.

269
00:11:55,253 --> 00:11:56,552
But...

270
00:11:56,554 --> 00:11:58,944
I have seen some folks change.

271
00:12:01,359 --> 00:12:02,725
Hmm.

272
00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:07,463
All right. Well, I'm gonna
go play with this train.

273
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,108
You do that.

274
00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:27,216
Georgie?

275
00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:29,444
- Go away.
- I need to ask a favor.

276
00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:30,580
What?

277
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,655
It's private. Can I come in?

278
00:12:32,657 --> 00:12:34,436
Come on.

279
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,247
Ugh.

280
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,749
What do you want?

281
00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:43,364
It occurs to me you
have something in common

282
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,889
with Captain Kirk.

283
00:12:44,892 --> 00:12:46,458
We both have cool hair?

284
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,560
In order to succeed,

285
00:12:47,563 --> 00:12:50,171
you both play fast and
loose with the rules.

286
00:12:50,174 --> 00:12:52,280
Yeah, I suppose we do.

287
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:55,344
When you cheated on the math
test, what was your strategy?

288
00:12:55,346 --> 00:12:57,746
Well, I guess the most important part

289
00:12:57,748 --> 00:12:59,982
was not stepping on
anything wet before the test.

290
00:13:00,685 --> 00:13:02,051
And not getting an "A."

291
00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:03,986
Why wouldn't you want an "A"?

292
00:13:03,988 --> 00:13:06,488
'Cause that would raise suspicions.

293
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,357
Who would believe I got an "A"?

294
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:09,858
Wow.

295
00:13:09,861 --> 00:13:11,458
Tell me more.

296
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,695
Okay, when you're telling a lie,

297
00:13:13,698 --> 00:13:15,928
it's important to throw in some details.

298
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:18,300
Like, when I was wanted to
spend the night at Ricky's house,

299
00:13:18,303 --> 00:13:20,936
and Mom asked me if his mom
and dad were gonna be home,

300
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:22,004
I said, not only

301
00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:23,546
are they be gonna be home,

302
00:13:23,549 --> 00:13:24,839
his dad was gonna teach us

303
00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:27,139
how to cook turkey legs in the smoker.

304
00:13:27,142 --> 00:13:29,195
I like turkey legs. Were they good?

305
00:13:29,198 --> 00:13:31,313
There weren't any turkey legs, you dope.

306
00:13:31,315 --> 00:13:33,582
His parents were in Branson.

307
00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:36,552
That's incredible. I
totally believed you.

308
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,920
Details.

309
00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:40,639
Now get out of here, I
got to finish reading this.

310
00:13:41,993 --> 00:13:45,060
Thank you, Georgie,
that was very helpful.

311
00:13:46,397 --> 00:13:47,563
Did you hear that?

312
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,647
What?

313
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:51,254
Sounds like Georgie and
Sheldon are getting along.

314
00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:52,368
Really?

315
00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,036
That can't be right.

316
00:13:54,038 --> 00:13:55,163
I just heard it.

317
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,439
Maybe there's hope for
those two after all.

318
00:13:57,441 --> 00:13:59,742
Or it's a sign of the apocalypse.

319
00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:02,374
Honey, I'm-I'm watching this.

320
00:14:06,757 --> 00:14:08,584
So you'll have to find someone else

321
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,530
to hold your ankles in P.E. today.

322
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,032
I'm sorry, what?

323
00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:14,969
I've suffered a terrible injury
and won't be able to attend.

324
00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:16,291
What happened?

325
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,999
See for yourself.

326
00:14:20,231 --> 00:14:23,644
"Dear Coach Wilkins, please
excuse my son, Sheldon,

327
00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:24,991
from P.E.

328
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,202
He has experienced a testicular hernia,

329
00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:30,039
and needs to rest for the
next six to eight weeks.

330
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:32,207
Sincerely, Mary Cooper."

331
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,477
Testicular hernia?

332
00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:37,452
That's called details.

333
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,363
Ooh, that's rough.

334
00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:42,484
Hmm.

335
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:43,519
How'd it happen?

336
00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:44,887
It's hard to say,

337
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:48,424
but some risk factors include:
heavy lifting, a chronic cough

338
00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:50,993
and repetitive straining
during bowel movements.

339
00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:52,639
I've been there.

340
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,400
Hmm. All right.

341
00:14:54,403 --> 00:14:57,837
Guess I'll see you
in... six to eight weeks.

342
00:15:04,061 --> 00:15:06,269
I don't know if other supervillains

343
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,324
started their careers
by getting out of P.E.,

344
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,046
but that's where I began.

345
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,682
Emboldened by my faux hernia,

346
00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:16,332
I started taking books
out of the library...

347
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:19,389
without getting the cards stamped.

348
00:15:19,392 --> 00:15:21,056
You didn't check out those books.

349
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,491
I know.

350
00:15:22,493 --> 00:15:24,626
Before you judge me too harshly,

351
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,695
I always brought them back on time.

352
00:15:26,697 --> 00:15:29,765
I was a rule-breaker, not a lunatic.

353
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:32,734
But perhaps my most
satisfying transgression

354
00:15:32,736 --> 00:15:34,639
was duping my sister

355
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,777
into relinquishing control of the TV.

356
00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:40,609
Hello.

357
00:15:40,611 --> 00:15:42,611
What's that for?

358
00:15:42,613 --> 00:15:46,415
Oh, this? I was just digging
for money in Meemaw's backyard.

359
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,217
There's money there?

360
00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:50,819
Oh, yes. I already found 75 cents.

361
00:15:50,821 --> 00:15:52,621
Who do you think left it?

362
00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,356
If I were to guess,

363
00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:56,458
I'd say pirates with
holes in their pockets.

364
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,827
Can I use your shovel?

365
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:01,296
Be my guest.

366
00:16:01,298 --> 00:16:03,639
Oh, baby, I'm gonna be rich.

367
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:10,005
Today, we're going to learn
about Sir Isaac Newton.

368
00:16:10,007 --> 00:16:11,801
Hello, old friend.

369
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,504
One of the world's
greatest scientists...

370
00:16:17,948 --> 00:16:19,047
See you tomorrow, Wayne.

371
00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:20,816
You have a good one, George.

372
00:16:20,818 --> 00:16:22,518
Hey, how's your son doing?

373
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,785
Georgie?

374
00:16:23,788 --> 00:16:26,755
No, the smart one.

375
00:16:26,757 --> 00:16:28,390
He's fine. Why?

376
00:16:28,392 --> 00:16:30,159
What about the hernia?

377
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,483
What hernia?

378
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:33,520
The one your wife said he had.

379
00:16:36,991 --> 00:16:38,867
Happened to me while I was in the Army.

380
00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:42,871
I was in a bar in Georgia,
tried to lift up this big gal.

381
00:16:42,873 --> 00:16:45,241
Swear I could hear
something pop down there.

382
00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:46,773
Sheldon gave you this note?

383
00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:48,009
Yeah.

384
00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:49,411
I didn't write this.

385
00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:50,712
You sure?

386
00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:52,014
Looks like your handwriting.

387
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,505
It's got that little
swoopy thing going on.

388
00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:54,516
I didn't write it.

389
00:16:54,518 --> 00:16:57,199
And I think I'd know
if my son had a hernia.

390
00:16:57,202 --> 00:17:00,347
So what, Sheldon forged a
letter to get out of P.E.?

391
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:01,957
Looks like it.

392
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,625
How about that.

393
00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:06,139
Don't be proud of him.

394
00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,262
Can't help it.

395
00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:09,131
First time he ever seemed like my kid.

396
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,421
Do you have any idea

397
00:17:11,424 --> 00:17:14,069
what's gotten into him?

398
00:17:14,071 --> 00:17:15,437
I might.

399
00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:17,039
Well?

400
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,675
Have you ever heard of...

401
00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:23,145
Mobokachi Kaboom?

402
00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:24,358
Wait.

403
00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:26,814
Koshimaki Magoo.

404
00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:29,038
Wait a minute, I'm gonna get this.

405
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,156
"Dear Professor Proton,

406
00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:36,024
I would very much like to meet you,

407
00:17:36,026 --> 00:17:38,594
and I only have three weeks to live.

408
00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:41,430
Please come visit me
here in Medford, Texas.

409
00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:43,165
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.

410
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,046
P.S. My Meemaw makes excellent brisket."

411
00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:46,181
Sheldon.

412
00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:48,147
Would you like to explain this note?

413
00:17:50,441 --> 00:17:51,540
Well?

414
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,809
I was trying to be more like Georgie.

415
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,210
That's a dumb idea.

416
00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:57,913
We don't want Georgie
to be like Georgie.

417
00:17:57,915 --> 00:18:01,817
Well, let me start by
saying how very sorry I am.

418
00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:08,963
Despite my explanation

419
00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:11,790
that I was embracing my inner Kirk,

420
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:15,393
my mother had me make
amends for all my misdeeds.

421
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,162
Starting in the library,

422
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,765
where I had to reshelve
hundreds of books.

423
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,368
Well, to be honest, that one was a hoot.

424
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,972
The amends got worse when Coach
Wilkins made me climb the rope.

425
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,208
Lacking any upper body strength,

426
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,749
I hung there like a
salami in a deli window.

427
00:18:33,752 --> 00:18:37,482
And finally, I had to
apologize to my meemaw,

428
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:41,609
who was an unfortunate victim
of my sister's treasure hunt.

429
00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:47,960
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