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Hi. Christy, alcoholic.

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Hi, Christy.

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I can't help thinking

4
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where I was Christmas five years ago.

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I mean, I-I've really
thought about it and...

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I literally don't know where I was.

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But if any of you were
there, maybe you could help me

8
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piece it together or my deepest apology,

9
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whichever applies. Thanks.

10
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Hi, I'm Marjorie and I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Marjorie.

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This is a difficult holiday
with Victor being sick,

13
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and, uh,

14
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I know I need to focus on him,

15
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so I'm sad to say

16
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that I won't be able to host my
annual Christmas cookie party.

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Aw. Of course I'm disappointed...

18
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Good thing we're in a meeting
so we can manage our grief.

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- Shh.
- Yeah, shh.

20
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I love this meeting.

21
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You ladies have really carried
me through the last few weeks,

22
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so, to show my gratitude, next week

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I am bringing my famous nutty fruit log.

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Yay.

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Would anyone else like to share?

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- Mary, alcoholic.
- Hi, Mary.

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I'm afraid Mary isn't
very merry this year.

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It was recently brought to my attention

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that my holiday letter
was a bit of a bummer.

30
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- I don't think we got one.
- We did.

31
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That's why the table
doesn't wobble anymore.

32
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I understand telling everyone
that my daughter was in jail,

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that my brother got evicted,
and that my pink eye came back,

34
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was not exactly holiday
cheer, but it is what happened,

35
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and I did make it rhyme.

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Thanks for letting me share.
I know you all care.

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Okay. Okay, my turn.

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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.

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Everybody always shares
about how hard it is

40
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around the Christmas holiday.

41
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And to them I say, Ba-bam!

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That's all I got. Merry Christmas.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Ugh. Wow.

45
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Look what happy people
do for the holidays.

46
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Please. They're obviously
overcompensating.

47
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You see Christmas cheer,
I see a miserable couple

48
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on the brink of divorce.

49
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You get all that from the front door?

50
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And I read their mail.

51
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Did you leave the light on?

52
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Oh, my God, we've been robbed.

53
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Of what?

54
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We don't have anything.

55
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My laptop.

56
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Oh, damn it, I left my
watch on the nightstand.

57
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- Oh.
- Ah.

58
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- Was that you?
- No. I was in back.

59
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Oh, my God! That means
they were still in here.

60
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Get out, get out, get out!

61
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That means they're out here now.

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Get in, get in, get in!

63
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Looks like he got in
through the bedroom window.

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He? It could've been a woman.

65
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Sure.

66
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You might want to get that window fixed.

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I'll tell the building manager.

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I'm sure she'll get
to it in a few months.

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Is now really the time?

70
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Here is a list of the missing items.

71
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Hmm.

72
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Is there any chance you're
gonna find our stuff?

73
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You want hope or the truth?

74
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I've never had either.
I just want my laptop.

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Sure.

76
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- Thanks, officers.
- Yeah.

77
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I don't get the feeling
we're the cold case those two

78
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are gonna carry to their graves.

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I had a term paper on that computer

80
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and it's my entire grade.

81
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Did you back it up?

82
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If I had backed it up, would
I be freaking out right now?

83
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Maybe. You run pretty hot.

84
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Now I'm gonna fail that class, and then

85
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I won't graduate, and then
I won't get into law school

86
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and all this hard work
will have been for nothing,

87
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and I might as well just
stick my head in the oven.

88
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Well, if that's the plan,
kitchen's over there.

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That's it?

90
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You're not gonna talk me down?

91
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Excuse me, but there
are two victims here.

92
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That worthless punk stole my watch.

93
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Oop, no.

94
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Here it is.

95
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Hmm. Looks like they
didn't touch Roscoe's stuff.

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Baseball cards, paintball gun.

97
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Hey, maybe we should
consider getting a real gun.

98
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Are you serious?

99
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Yeah, we're adults. We know what to...

100
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Ow!

101
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I'm sorry. It was an accident.

102
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It was not an accident!

103
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- Oh, come on, why would I shoot you?
- Why wouldn't you shoot me?

104
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Go get a towel.

105
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Ow!

106
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Still want to get a real gun?

107
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Are you planning on
sleeping with the lights on?

108
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I don't plan on sleeping at all.

109
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It just creeps me out some
stranger was in our home.

110
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Yeah.

111
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I mean, for all we know,
he could have come up here

112
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and rubbed his ugly
naked butt on your pillow.

113
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- Why would you say that?
- Oh, come on, we're both thinkin' it.

114
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- No, I really wasn't.
- You are now.

115
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Hey!

116
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What was that?

117
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Sounds like the water heater.

118
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How could it be the water heater?

119
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The water heater doesn't work.

120
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Maybe the burglar broke
in and he's fixing it.

121
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Well, at least somebody is.

122
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I told you, it's on my list.

123
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- I'm waiting for parts.
- I'm waiting for parts. Well, I am.

124
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Just turn off the light and go to bed.

125
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Hmm?

126
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I broke into a house once.

127
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What?

128
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Yep.

129
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I needed money for drugs.

130
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I cased a couple of houses.

131
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I saw one where the mail was stacked up.

132
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I went around back and broke a window.

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Wow.

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That's a straight-up felony.

135
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Only if you get caught.

136
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It was the one time I really,

137
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you know, crossed the line.

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The one time?

139
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I mean, I did what normal people do.

140
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You know, go to a party,
raid the medicine cabinet,

141
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rifle through the jackets on the bed,

142
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take an outfit out of
the closet, wear it home.

143
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Who does that?

144
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You might not want to hear this,

145
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but that's what you were
doing Christmas five years ago.

146
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I can't believe you broke
into somebody's house.

147
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Me neither. God...

148
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I never thought about what I put
those people through until now.

149
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Just curious, what'd you steal?

150
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Mmm. Cash, jewelry, an EpiPen.

151
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I hope the kid didn't
eat peanuts the next day.

152
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That's what those are for?

153
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Oh. It just made me run fast.

154
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Sounds awful.

155
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I'm sorry you went through that.

156
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Yeah. I'm still pretty shaken up.

157
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You should get a dog.

158
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No, thanks. My mom's barely housebroken.

159
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How about a cat?

160
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A security cat?

161
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Mine freak out when a
stranger comes to the door.

162
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You should see my mailman's ankles.

163
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Well, I did put up some cheap web-cams.

164
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Check it out.

165
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- Living room... kitchen.
- Mm-hmm.

166
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Yep. There's Bonnie.

167
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Look at her.

168
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I live with Homer Simpson.

169
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Wait, why is she going
through my laundry?

170
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Better question, why is she
taking off her sweatpants?

171
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That's my underwear.

172
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She's putting on my underwear.

173
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Oh, my God. That's why all
my thongs are stretched out.

174
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Strange butts in my underwear,

175
00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:05,614
strange butts on my pillow.

176
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Will this nightmare never end?

177
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Hold on. Christy, I think

178
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- I found your laptop.
- What?

179
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Someone just posted it on Craigslist,

180
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and it has that lame "Follow
your dreams" sticker on it.

181
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Oh, my God. This is it.

182
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Ha.

183
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How did you know to look there?

184
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A lot of people sell
stolen stuff online.

185
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Or so I've heard.

186
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Unbelievable. They want $300 for it.

187
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The "Z" doesn't even work.

188
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You wrote an entire
term paper without a "Z"?

189
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That's amazing.

190
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No. That's astonishing,

191
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incredible or jaw-dropping.

192
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Why so squirmy?

193
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It's almost like your
underwear is the wrong size.

194
00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:03,079
What's it to you?

195
00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:05,632
I saw you take mine on the spy-cam.

196
00:10:05,634 --> 00:10:07,967
That is such a violation of my privacy.

197
00:10:07,969 --> 00:10:10,007
You can't say that in my panties.

198
00:10:11,473 --> 00:10:12,756
I hate to interrupt,

199
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:14,591
but I think that's the building.

200
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,428
Are you sure this is a good idea?

201
00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:22,098
What? Four middle-aged women
waltzing into a crime scene?

202
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,767
What are we supposed to do?

203
00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:25,819
The cops won't even
return my phone calls.

204
00:10:25,821 --> 00:10:28,438
Well, in their defense, you
left super long messages.

205
00:10:28,915 --> 00:10:30,351
Well, screw them.

206
00:10:30,376 --> 00:10:32,325
I'm gonna go get my laptop back.

207
00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:35,328
I'm not sure... this is a
pretty dicey part of town.

208
00:10:35,524 --> 00:10:38,248
Oh, come on. We've all been in
worse neighborhoods than this

209
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to buy drugs.

210
00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:41,785
Or to sell drugs.

211
00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:44,026
Or just hoping to meet someone.

212
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,985
Come on, ladies, let's hit the bricks!

213
00:10:57,252 --> 00:10:59,234
Why is no one hittin' the bricks?

214
00:11:00,712 --> 00:11:03,556
Really, Mom?

215
00:11:03,558 --> 00:11:06,276
I have a diamond ring to protect now.

216
00:11:06,278 --> 00:11:09,312
But your kid, your kid you can lose?

217
00:11:09,977 --> 00:11:11,731
I'm sorry, what?

218
00:11:15,537 --> 00:11:18,037
Did this guy sound
dangerous on the phone?

219
00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,706
We only e-mailed,

220
00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,457
just the time and place.

221
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,960
Okay, someone's got to go in first.

222
00:11:24,157 --> 00:11:25,907
Who's the most expendable?

223
00:11:27,165 --> 00:11:29,821
Are you all staring at
me so I'll say Wendy?

224
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:31,816
Just knock.

225
00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:36,005
What if he lured us here
so he can rob us again?

226
00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:38,345
Well, you wanted to meet somebody.

227
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,973
Oh, hello, girls.

228
00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:45,048
What are you all doing here?

229
00:11:45,845 --> 00:11:47,433
Uh...

230
00:11:47,435 --> 00:11:50,153
? God rest ye merry gentlemen ?

231
00:11:50,155 --> 00:11:52,522
? Let nothing you dismay ?

232
00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:55,191
- Oh...
- ? Remember Christ our Savior ?

233
00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:57,501
? Was born on Christmas Day... ?

234
00:11:58,213 --> 00:12:04,539
? Two turtle doves, and a
partridge in a pear tree. ?

235
00:12:06,349 --> 00:12:07,766
What a treat!

236
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:11,576
Oh, thank you for coming and
bringing some Christmas cheer.

237
00:12:11,712 --> 00:12:15,142
How about if I make us
all a cup of hot cocoa?

238
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,716
That'd be great, Mare.

239
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:19,173
That bitch stole our stuff.

240
00:12:19,951 --> 00:12:22,502
This doesn't make any sense...
It couldn't have been her.

241
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:26,034
Is it just me, or did we
sound really good caroling?

242
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,452
Will you focus?

243
00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:29,621
We're dealing with a
criminal mastermind.

244
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,073
Tiny marshmallows all around?

245
00:12:31,075 --> 00:12:33,656
- Lovely.
- Mary, wait a minute.

246
00:12:33,681 --> 00:12:38,213
Actually, we're here because
of a very strange situation.

247
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,993
Christy and Bonnie got robbed.

248
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,704
Oh, no.

249
00:12:44,282 --> 00:12:46,505
Is there anything I can do to help?

250
00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:47,973
Actually, there might be.

251
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:51,226
We tracked down my stolen
laptop to this address.

252
00:12:51,861 --> 00:12:53,345
I don't understand.

253
00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:55,430
- Where you hiding the loot, old woman?
- Mom.

254
00:12:55,907 --> 00:12:58,782
I'm sorry, did you want to be bad cop?

255
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,852
Of course we don't think it's you.

256
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,322
Uh... does anyone else live here?

257
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,491
Oh, just my grandson, Todd.

258
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:10,282
On Law & Order, this is when we
would exchange a knowing look.

259
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,247
Oh, no, not my Todd.

260
00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:14,199
He's always been a good boy.

261
00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:16,368
I'm sure he has. Can
some of us comfort you

262
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:19,037
- while the rest of us search his room?
- No!

263
00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,372
He would never steal.

264
00:13:20,374 --> 00:13:22,507
He's studying to be an electrician.

265
00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:25,494
All I know is that someone
gave me this address

266
00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:27,886
to come over and buy my computer back.

267
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,183
- No one's judging you, Mary.
- Of course not.

268
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,686
We're judging your
thief/electrician grandson.

269
00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:38,640
I think that you should leave.

270
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,370
Just her, or all of us?

271
00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:45,230
Mare, maybe he lost his way a little.

272
00:13:45,232 --> 00:13:47,232
You don't know what
you're talking about.

273
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:48,823
Just get out.

274
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,264
Okay, ladies, let's go.

275
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,656
Wait. We're just leaving?

276
00:13:54,681 --> 00:13:56,135
Yes, you're leaving.

277
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,597
Fine. But we'll be back.

278
00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:02,381
Probably. I mean, we haven't
talked about a plan yet...

279
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,979
Um, Mary, if you do find the computer,

280
00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:09,105
could you please print out my paper?!

281
00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:14,476
Do you think Mary'll show up tonight?

282
00:14:14,745 --> 00:14:17,896
Well, if she doesn't, I hope
she finds another meeting,

283
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,681
because the most important thing

284
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:23,081
is that she works the program
so she can maintain her sobriety.

285
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:27,175
Let me ask you something...
And this is 100% sincere.

286
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:31,007
Have you ever put yourself to
sleep while you were talking?

287
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:39,117
Hey. Turns out we weren't
the only ones who got hit.

288
00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:41,420
Laura was robbed while
she was at a meeting, too.

289
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,954
How weird is that?

290
00:14:42,956 --> 00:14:44,673
It's not weird at all.

291
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,842
This kid hangs around his
grandmother's meetings,

292
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,577
so he can follow people home,

293
00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:51,680
so he can rob them the
next time they're here.

294
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,131
That's awful.

295
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,349
It's also pretty smart.

296
00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:56,844
But mainly awful.

297
00:14:57,337 --> 00:14:59,253
Christy?

298
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,492
Oh, good. You came.

299
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,277
I didn't want to believe you, but...

300
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,827
I went into Todd's room.

301
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,485
I hope this is everything.

302
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,078
My computer.

303
00:15:16,693 --> 00:15:18,193
Thank you, Mary.

304
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,991
Are you gonna call the police?

305
00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:23,161
That wouldn't help anyone.

306
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,469
Wait. Mary, aren't you
staying for the meeting?

307
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:34,030
Not today.

308
00:15:34,682 --> 00:15:36,715
But we'll see you next week?

309
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,867
Maybe.

310
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,232
Uh, what should we do?

311
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,734
I don't know.

312
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,922
Maybe just give her some time.

313
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,740
Boy, it's just so sad.

314
00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:54,139
I know. Poor Mary.

315
00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:57,162
No. I mean, everything we
own that's worth stealing

316
00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:59,508
fits in one bag.

317
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,752
This is a Christmas miracle.

318
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,287
Your paper's still there?

319
00:16:05,289 --> 00:16:06,438
Yeah.

320
00:16:06,874 --> 00:16:10,125
I remember my opening paragraph
being a little snappier.

321
00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:13,092
You think there's a chance
that kid might have...

322
00:16:13,117 --> 00:16:15,130
Stolen your computer,
broken into your documents

323
00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:16,882
and rewrote your homework?

324
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:19,425
So you're not ruling it out?

325
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,289
Huh. What's this?

326
00:16:25,891 --> 00:16:27,374
Gold earrings.

327
00:16:27,399 --> 00:16:29,394
He must have stolen
these from someone else.

328
00:16:29,396 --> 00:16:31,229
No, those are ours.

329
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,757
- They are not.
- Yes, they are.

330
00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:36,974
After how bad we felt getting robbed,

331
00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:38,571
you want to do the same thing?

332
00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:41,656
You're unbelievable. I feel
ashamed that I know you.

333
00:16:41,658 --> 00:16:43,325
They're my Christmas present to you.

334
00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:46,102
Oh, my God, Mom, they're so nice!

335
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:50,406
Why didn't you stop me from
saying all that? I feel terrible.

336
00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:52,648
And that's my Christmas
present from you.

337
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,703
Mary? It's Christy.

338
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,164
What about me?

339
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:05,547
Let's let you be a delightful surprise.

340
00:17:05,572 --> 00:17:07,116
Please go away.

341
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,391
Come on, Mary, open the door.

342
00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:16,227
What do you want?

343
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,094
We were worried about you.

344
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,750
We haven't seen you in a week.

345
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,633
What happened to your Christmas tree?

346
00:17:27,107 --> 00:17:29,524
I didn't feel like
celebrating this year.

347
00:17:32,547 --> 00:17:34,296
How are things with your grandson?

348
00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,558
Not good. He took off.

349
00:17:36,935 --> 00:17:38,755
I'm really worried about him.

350
00:17:41,857 --> 00:17:44,450
Todd was always my little shining star.

351
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,274
I know this is hard,

352
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,810
but you can't stop coming to meetings.

353
00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:53,661
Oh. I'm too embarrassed.

354
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,544
In front of us?

355
00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:57,736
Have you listened to our shares?

356
00:17:57,964 --> 00:18:01,903
- We're all train wrecks.
- Speak for yourself... I have a fiancé.

357
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,249
I'm not sure what the point is anymore.

358
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:09,620
Mary... you didn't get
sober for your grandson.

359
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:11,645
You got sober for yourself.

360
00:18:11,714 --> 00:18:14,448
And you can't help him
unless you stay that way.

361
00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:15,870
Don't write the kid off.

362
00:18:15,925 --> 00:18:19,343
Sometimes disappointing children
grow up and surprise you.

363
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,434
I'd take a shot back, but
I really love my earrings.

364
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:27,878
How about we have a meeting right now?

365
00:18:30,364 --> 00:18:33,722
- I'd like that.
- You want to start?

366
00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:37,885
Hi. I'm Mary.

367
00:18:39,949 --> 00:18:42,199
And I'm an alcoholic.

368
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,544
- Hi, Mary.
- Hi, Mary.

369
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,871
- Excuse me.
- Yes?

370
00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,841
You don't know me, but...
do you have a minute?

371
00:18:57,843 --> 00:19:01,311
Sorry, I already picked my God,
and I've got enough magazines.

372
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:04,157
Both good guesses, but not why I'm here.

373
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:06,876
Did you live here nine years ago?

374
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,677
Yes. Why?

375
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:13,509
Okay, here goes. Um...

376
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,818
I kind of...

377
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:19,809
broke into your house and robbed you.

378
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,843
What? That was you?

379
00:19:21,868 --> 00:19:23,870
Yeah. I-I...

380
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:26,021
came to make an amends to you.

381
00:19:26,046 --> 00:19:27,579
An amends?

382
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:30,949
See, back when I robbed you, I
was a drunk and a drug addict.

383
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,888
And I-I know that's not
an excuse, but it is,

384
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,579
sort of, my excuse.

385
00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:41,778
What I did was terrible, and
I'm sorry if I made you feel

386
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,763
you weren't safe in your own home.

387
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:47,083
My kids couldn't sleep for weeks.

388
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,813
I know I can't make up for what I did,

389
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,705
but I'd be happy to write a check

390
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:53,989
for whatever you feel
covers what I took.

391
00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,960
Okay, $1,200.

392
00:19:57,661 --> 00:20:00,847
$1,200? Really? Isn't that kind of high?

393
00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:02,950
Do you want to make this right, or not?

394
00:20:04,091 --> 00:20:08,972
- I only have $900 in my bank account.
- Okay, give me that.

395
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:12,574
Wow. I was kind of hoping

396
00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:14,591
we were gonna end up just
hugging this thing out,

397
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:16,833
but... okay.

398
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,449
Do you need a pen?

399
00:20:20,612 --> 00:20:22,021
I got one.

400
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:23,619
Did you steal it?

401
00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:25,257
I did not.

402
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:28,443
Last chance to say $500.

403
00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,198
Okay

404
00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:35,286
I'm just gonna write
"Merry Christmas" in the memo.

405
00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:39,677
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