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I'm okay!

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Hold on to your booties, kids.
I got something new for you.

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Hey, King Julien,
they took your "king" away!

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Quiet, Mort.

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Chapter one.

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King Julien?

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King Julien? King Ju...

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King Julien, I say this
as a friend and a guy

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who has admired you for many years.

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Get it together, you big baby! For real!

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"Together," Maurice? "Together"?
Look at me.

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I'm a crown-less,
no kingdom-having, un-royal loser!

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- I am naked without that crown!
- Oh, wow. Yeah, you are.

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Didn't even notice till just now.

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- Not helping, Pancho!
- It's all my fault.

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I let Koto in!

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It's my fault he took over the kingdom.

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Oh, yeah, actually you did.

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I'm having all sorts
of epiphanies right now.

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Pancho! Shut it!

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It's not all your fault, your Majesty.

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Koto tricked you.

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I know. Into doing something unselfish

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and helping a lemur in need.

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Well, believe me, that's the last time

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that's gonna happen!

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That's the spirit, Julio!

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I say we wipe Madagascar off the planet.

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Mushroom cloud the whole place. Hoo-ah!

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We aren't bombing the kingdom!
All our friends are still there.

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Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

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- Just blue-skyin' here.
- Eh, we'll come up with a plan.

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We'll find a way to
get the kingdom back.

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You have to stay strong.

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What's the point?
We're lost in the ocean,

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we don't have any food.
And I don't deserve to be a king.

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If you're dropping out,
can I be your replacement?

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I can take or leave

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the responsibility,

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but I've always wanted
to wield the scepter.

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Sorry, Pancho.
My kingdom already has a new king.

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Today, we usher in a new era.

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No longer will you have
to fear the Foosa.

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We will teach the Foosa to fear us.

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We will make Madagascar great again!

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This glorious statue

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will serve as a warning

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to any who would attack us.

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Now, allow me to make one thing clear.

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Not one of you is a slave
or a prisoner of war.

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- You are all unpaid interns.
- Is that for college credit?

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And of course, any who try to escape,
will be killed.

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Now back to work! And ask yourselves,

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"Do you have a sense of urgency?"

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You heard the king.
Keep it moving, interns!

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Aw, man, I really wish
I had gotten placed in the mailroom.

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Do not worry, everyone.
My King Julien will save us.

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Are you really that much of an idiot?

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Probably.

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The party-boy king abandoned us

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to save his own butt.

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There's no getting out of here.
We're stuck.

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Surely someone will save us, right?

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On it!

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And so then,

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and then I'm, then I'm there
and I'm, like, I'm, like...

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And then they're, like...

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And they're like, "Oh, no! Her skills,

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they're just too powerful!"

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"We better give the kingdom back

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to King Julien." How does that sound?

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Sage? Sage? Sage? Sage!

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Whee!

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- Sage! Sage!
- Marry me,

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so I may give birth to our pupae.

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Sage? You need to snap out of it, Sage!

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Don't you wanna race
giant butterflies first?

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- Mine is named Brendan.
- No!

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- No, I do not want to race giant...
- Yah, Brendan! Yah!

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Sage!

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Huh?

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- 'Sup?
- Koto nearly killed me

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when I fought him alone.
I need your help to defeat him.

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Defeat Koto?

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You may as well try to defeat the ocean
or the passage of time

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or chronic bad breath.

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You're wrong.
We can take back our kingdom.

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We can't. And it's all my fault.

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Koto conquered the
kingdom because of me.

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Huh?

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I helped him.

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I know you're a little
down in the dumps,

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but I think you're gonna like
what we have to show you.

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Oh, yeah? Is it a time machine,
so I can go back and kill Koto

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- when he was a baby?
- Even better! Well, not even better.

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I mean, come on, a time machine?

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We could do some serious damage
with one of those.

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- Here comes the pain!
- We found food, Your Majesty!

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And all sorts of supplies!
Enough to buy us

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some time while we figure out
our next move.

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FYI, bombing the kingdom back

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to the Stone Age is still on the table.

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What kind of food are we talking?

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Deli tray? Sizzling fajitas?
Crab cake sliders?

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It's actually just white cans
with the word "food" on them.

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Bring on those mini-quiches, baby!

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What happened? This place was
fully stocked an hour ago!

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Don't look at me.

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You and I were the only ones

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- who knew about it.
- Oh, so you think I did it?

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Oh, sure, there's a crime,

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so you automatically
blame the criminal!

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You're profiling me here!

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- Maurice!
- Hmm?

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I expected better from you, buddy.
Stealing food? Profiling?

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Hoo.

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- I didn't steal the
food, Your Majesty.

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- That's exactly what you say

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- every time you steal the food.
- But, this time, it's true!

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Okay, listen up, people!

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We are gonna starve in this moldy old

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sardine tin if we don't
get it together.

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You're right. We need to
stop pointing fingers

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and come up with a plan.

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Even though Pancho, Pancho did it!

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I say we go through what's left

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and figure out how much time we have

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- to find land before we starve.
- Okay, that's a start.

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Nice to see someone's
keeping a level head.

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Yeah, and if it doesn't work out,
there's always cannibalism.

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Bet those haunches are nice and marbled.

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Hoo-ah!

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Go ahead, take a bite, I dare you.

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How did you help Koto? Tell me, Sage!

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It's best if I start at the beginning.
There was an explosion,

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about 13 and a half billion years ago.

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Soon after, galaxies began forming...

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Skip ahead to the part
about you and Koto!

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From a young age,
I was trained by our father

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to replace him as warrior king someday.

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We were bitter rivals
from the beginning.

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As the first-born son,
I was meant to be the king.

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My father's advisers tried to warn him
about my younger brother

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about his darkness, his hate

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and his anger. But as
long as I held the crown,

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Koto's cruel ambitions
would be kept in check.

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But I didn't want to be king.
I wanted to be a color or a sound.

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Once I was gone,
there was no one to stop him.

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Koto vowed to rule this entire island

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with an iron first or
burn it to the ground.

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Blah, blah, blah, the end.

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Our kingdom fell so
you could be a color?

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Yeah, but I could never
make up my mind, though,

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about which one.

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I like blue, but my soul kept crying,

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"Pistachio. Pistachio!"

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My only logical choice now is

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to return to nature where I belong.

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You're just saying that as an excuse
to run away again.

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The conflicts of the world
are none of my concern.

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We are all just kicking
the cosmic footy sack

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with a guy named Skeeter
who lives in his van.

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Don't you run away this time, Sage.

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This is your chance to fix your mistake.

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Hmm.

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Wait, what... Where are you...

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Ah...

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I yearn to caress your toe-thumb
once more.

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Hey, what you got there, Mort?

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Nothing! I have nothing.

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Oh, come on. Let me take a look.

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- Give it. Stop fighting.
- What is this disturbance?

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Mort did it! Search him!

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- He's been hiding contraband.
- Interns are permitted

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Koto-approved contraband only!

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Give me back my foot!

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Let me make something clear,
Koto is your king now.

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As long as Koto is alive,
you will follow my rules.

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- This is your first and final warning!
- Ooh!

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What do we do? He's so scary.

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- And I miss King Julien the most!
- Get it together, you two!

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You heard what he said,
"As long as Koto is alive."

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I think I'm following.

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But maybe explain a little more.

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All we got to do is kill Koto.

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- Ooh, baby. Daddy likey.
- Yes! Yes! I will kill Koto.

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Then King Julien will be free
to come back to me.

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Maybe kill Willie too,
while you're at it?

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This is it, huh?
All the food left on the entire boat?

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We gotta be smart. Make the food last.

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So hungry. I just need to...

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Hey!

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Save some of that brown goop
for the rest of us!

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- No! It's mine!
- We gotta conserve food!

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No, we don't! I'm starvin'!

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Stop this right now! Please!

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I don't think we're alone on this sub.

198
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,005
Oh, no, here come the heebie jeebies!

199
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Was that a ghost?
I mean this boat's really old, right?

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It could've been built
on an ancient native

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burial ground or something.

202
00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:14,674
Nah, that ghostly wail

203
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really could've been,
you know, anything.

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Like maybe a demon or a sea monster.

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Or something that plants its eggs
in your chest cavity

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real deep-like.

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There's lots of choices really!
It's coming for us, y'all.

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It's gonna do all
kind of nasties to us!

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You think it's got food?

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We are its food!

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- Sage, get back here!
- Can't make me!

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00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:47,298
- This is not how heroes act!
- I never said I was a hero.

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I'm just an anonymous regular dude
with perfect hair,

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abs like challah bread,

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and the ability to communicate
with centipedes.

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You opened the door for Koto
to enslave the entire island.

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How are you not angry at yourself?

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Why can't you just get mad

219
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and harness that anger

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to help me save the kingdom?

221
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Sorry, I don't do anger.

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I'll give you something
to be angry about!

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Like this!

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Hmm.

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- Still not angry.
- How about now?

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Hmm.

227
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Hmm. You cool?
You seem upset about something.

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All right, peoples, listen up.

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We got a situation that is,

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let's just say, less-than-awesome.

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But if we are gonna start a new life

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out on the high seas...

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Huh?

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- Found a harpoon gun!
- You don't say.

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We can use this here tracking device
to find the monster.

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Then we corner it,
force it into a torpedo tube.

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Or, if the monster is
something delicious

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like a ham or a breakfast burrito,
we could eat it.

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- Win-Win!
- Hey! That's not half bad, Poncho.

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Nice piece of luck finding
that tracking device in here.

241
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,502
Oh, no, I brought this one from home.

242
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,735
But why would you have a tracking...

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What are you, writin'
my friggin' biography?

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I have it, we can use it.

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That's all you need to know

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I should lead the way.
If I don't make it,

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please tell everyone of my

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00:13:23,847 --> 00:13:25,836
bravery, grace and most of all,

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00:13:25,861 --> 00:13:27,170
my wow-factor.

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00:13:27,231 --> 00:13:29,886
Your Majesty, please
don't go out there.

251
00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:31,378
You see any crown on this head?

252
00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:33,446
- I ain't nobody's majesty anymore.
- Huh?

253
00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:36,615
I'm just a drop-dead handsome lemur
with nothing to lose.

254
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:37,952
Make sure to tell everyone how cool

255
00:13:37,977 --> 00:13:39,403
that sounded if I don't survive.

256
00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:55,676
Jackpot! Boys, we've got contact.

257
00:13:56,844 --> 00:13:59,138
Let's go bag us a monster, Mo-Mo.

258
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:15,696
Oh!

259
00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:35,799
A beverage, Your Graceliness?

260
00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:43,974
It's rude to drink alone.

261
00:14:44,224 --> 00:14:46,018
Hmm. Oh!

262
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:47,101
Salud!

263
00:14:48,979 --> 00:14:50,731
Really goes down smooth!

264
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,569
That's disgusting.

265
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:26,016
I'm okay... Oh, come on!

266
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,192
How's it looking, Pancho?

267
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:37,497
Take your next right,

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00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,220
and you might be able to
catch it by surprise.

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00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:45,577
The thing is in there.

270
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:50,582
We gotta play this smart.
Die, monster scum!

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00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,020
Pancho, your machine might be broken.

272
00:15:55,096 --> 00:15:57,361
This hallway's empty.
No sign of anything.

273
00:15:57,548 --> 00:16:00,884
No, I'm sure that thing
is in the room with you. Stay frosty.

274
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:02,553
Where is it?

275
00:16:02,636 --> 00:16:04,389
- I'm getting a little freaked out now!

276
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:05,900
- Don't panic!

277
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:09,101
But I think that thing
is in the ceiling above you.

278
00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:16,775
It's got me! Get off me!

279
00:16:26,994 --> 00:16:29,580
I don't wanna be...
I don't wanna be an action star!

280
00:16:29,663 --> 00:16:31,582
I don't wanna be...

281
00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:32,791
Pancho?

282
00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,211
Pancho?

283
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,758
Pancho!

284
00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:46,054
You had enough? Huh?

285
00:16:46,889 --> 00:16:48,056
You angry yet?

286
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,808
Hmm. Are you?

287
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:56,732
Now, I ask you,
which one of us has been conquered?

288
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,650
What are you going on about?

289
00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:01,695
You said that a hero
is angry and aggressive.

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00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,032
But a real hero

291
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:04,839
changes the world through their heart,

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00:17:04,864 --> 00:17:07,249
soul and pleasant odor.

293
00:17:07,284 --> 00:17:09,870
- Not their fists.
- If I wasn't so winded,

294
00:17:09,953 --> 00:17:11,663
I would keep punching you.

295
00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:13,614
You see, the truest acts of heroism

296
00:17:13,639 --> 00:17:15,915
are the simplest saying, "thank you,"

297
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,761
balancing your neighbor's checkbook,

298
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:19,987
using the bathroom like
no one's watching.

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00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:22,174
No one has ever said that.

300
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:25,886
My spiritual guru did.
He took me in after I left

301
00:17:25,969 --> 00:17:27,629
my old life of royalty,

302
00:17:27,669 --> 00:17:30,164
nursed me on the
pendulous teat of truth.

303
00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:31,475
Where is he now?

304
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:33,738
Come on, Sage. Come on, I'm desperate!

305
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,420
Maybe he can teach us
how to defeat Koto!

306
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,234
Does this mean you are ready
to finally listen with your ears

307
00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:44,196
- and not your fists?
- We don't have a lot of options.

308
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,782
Hmm. Mm-hmm.

309
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,406
If I let your guru

310
00:17:48,431 --> 00:17:50,581
teach me to be a real hero

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00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:52,804
will you help me defeat Koto?

312
00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:56,500
The journey will be long,
difficult, dangerous.

313
00:17:56,583 --> 00:18:00,462
And a lot of the snack options
will not be great.

314
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:07,010
If this guru will help me
save the island, I say, bring it on.

315
00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:17,041
Okay, I know this must look
pretty bad, but...

316
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,686
Silence! Your recent actions have not

317
00:18:19,711 --> 00:18:21,970
gone unnoticed by my guards.

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00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:26,822
- Or by me.
- About... I know, silence. I got it.

319
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:31,285
And now, you will face the fate
that you deserve.

320
00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:32,578
Hmm?

321
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:35,372
Ow!

322
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,126
Hmm.

323
00:18:40,627 --> 00:18:42,337
Huh?

324
00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:45,841
Your recent actions have tickled me!

325
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:47,384
Um...

326
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:50,971
- What?
- I would like to cordially demand

327
00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:53,098
that you be my court jester.

328
00:18:53,181 --> 00:18:56,977
- Really?
- What fun is it being a brutal dictator

329
00:18:57,060 --> 00:19:00,272
without laughter?
Welcome to my inner circle.

330
00:19:00,856 --> 00:19:03,942
- So, do I...
- Make me laugh. Now!

331
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:11,658
Why did you abandon us, King Julien?

332
00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,043
It's so cold.

333
00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:28,020
Oh, no, no...

334
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:36,642
Did our brarriage mean nothing to you?

335
00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:39,186
Oh!

336
00:19:39,269 --> 00:19:42,272
Buddy, come on, man,
I'm not the king anymore, I'm...

337
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:49,947
All right, KJ, lock it up, man.
You got nothing to lose.

338
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:54,242
This monster can't kill a king
who's already dead.

339
00:19:57,412 --> 00:19:58,997
Uh...

340
00:19:59,289 --> 00:20:01,750
Uh, evil spirit, it is, I,

341
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,628
the artist formerly known
as King Julien the thirteenth.

342
00:20:04,711 --> 00:20:06,546
I'm assuming you've heard of me.

343
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:10,384
I am here to ask you
to stop tormenting me

344
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:15,097
and also to tell you, "Not cool, man,"
about killing my buddy.

345
00:20:21,895 --> 00:20:23,313
Oh, hey, King Julien!

346
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,567
- It's just Ted, Your Majesty!
- It's Ted!

347
00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:28,819
Whoa!

348
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:31,446
Ted? Ted!

349
00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:33,991
Why are you wearing a wedding dress?

350
00:20:34,074 --> 00:20:37,536
- I don't understand the question.
- And, what the heck, man?

351
00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:40,038
You've been the one making
the noise this whole time?

352
00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:41,456
Sorry.

353
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,931
I might have shame-eaten a few too many

354
00:20:43,956 --> 00:20:46,328
cans of government-issued food product.

355
00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:50,048
I'm all alone.

356
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:55,387
All this food is disgusting,
and I can't stop eating it.

357
00:20:55,470 --> 00:21:00,142
Oh, my God, I'm a monster!

358
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,894
I've had a little tummy ache ever since,

359
00:21:02,978 --> 00:21:04,960
hence all the groaning
and the screaming.

360
00:21:04,985 --> 00:21:06,693
You didn't hear us searching for you?

361
00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:08,351
I assumed you were monsters

362
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:10,551
or those mean old mountain lemurs.

363
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:12,988
And after I caught that harpoon
in the caboose,

364
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,824
I was like, "Nuh-uh, Ted's laying low."

365
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:19,703
- So, where's the rest of the grub?
- It's gone, Your Majesty.

366
00:21:19,786 --> 00:21:22,956
So you're saying the only thing
I have to be happy

367
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,500
about right now is that Pancho's dead?

368
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:29,004
- I'm not dead.
- Could this day get any worse?

369
00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:34,843
- I mean, "Yay!"
- I was in a small food coma

370
00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:36,766
from eating too much brown goop.

371
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:40,318
You didn't even check
my pulse, did you?

372
00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:43,090
Yes, I did... Well, it slipped my mind.

373
00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:45,634
Anyway, you're here. Great.

374
00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:48,023
I found something on the radio.
Check this out.

375
00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:53,653
- We must be near land!
- Salty cornichons!

376
00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:56,031
That means food! We're saved!

377
00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:57,696
Ha-ha! Pancho,

378
00:21:57,721 --> 00:22:00,267
chart the course for those
singing ladies, buddy.

379
00:22:00,327 --> 00:22:01,495
Just found a new home.

380
00:22:03,163 --> 00:22:06,041
I think we took
the cast off a little early.

381
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:09,920
I'm not sure all my bones
have grown back yet.

382
00:22:10,003 --> 00:22:11,880
- Dance! Now.
- Ow!

383
00:22:15,675 --> 00:22:17,928
Ow! Ow! Ow!

384
00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:29,270
Your guru's at the
top of that mountain?

385
00:22:29,295 --> 00:22:30,756
Yeah, no.

386
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,024
My guru's mountain is, like, so

387
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:35,261
much farther away than that mountain.

388
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,531
We have a long journey ahead of us.
Come on.

389
00:22:42,077 --> 00:22:44,913
Guys, I don't want to jinx it,

390
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:46,889
but I'm about 100 percent sure

391
00:22:46,914 --> 00:22:50,234
nothing bad will ever
happen to us again.

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