1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,039 Do you ever think you're going mad and you've got everything wrong? 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,039 And as for your actual feelings, I'm just going to have to guess? 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,239 Well, don't guess too hard, cos you might just get them right. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:12,159 Are we sorted? Will you marry me? What?! 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,199 I've volunteered to help out at a primary school. 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,639 You're the only person I've told. 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,679 Why don't you stay? Well, it'd be hard to move now 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,599 I've made myself comfy in this Slough of Despond. 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,919 We never talk about it. 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,239 I don't want to talk about it. I wanted to bury it. 11 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,160 And bury us along with it. 12 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:37,940 CREDITS 13 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,599 ? I was woken up at 4am by your screams and anguished cries 14 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,879 ? Your mother was singing in the bathroom 15 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,199 ? "She will never be my child" 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,960 ? Oh, baby talks in her sleep so loud 17 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,079 ? We're living four flights up 18 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,240 ? But I swear right now it feels like underground 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,879 ? You have absolutely no common sense 20 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,839 ? Yes, I know that's your charm 21 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,879 ? You spend the whole day on the phone 22 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,039 ? You say well, it helps you stay calm 23 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,240 ? You cling to my arm Yes, I know that's your charm... ? 24 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,479 You got a light, mate? 25 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,520 No. 26 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,679 ? Well, then could you give me some peace 27 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,399 ? You say, "Well, maybe for a while" 28 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:34,280 ? Sometimes, you know, you could almost be a child 29 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,599 ? Oh, must you tell me all your secrets 30 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:43,400 ? When it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing 31 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,439 ? We're living four flights up 32 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,600 ? But I swear right now it feels like underground 33 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,039 ? You are your own worst enemy 34 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,999 ? So don't expect my sympathy 35 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,159 ? Oh, go back to your mother's house 36 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,680 ? And cry your little heart out 37 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,879 ? We're living four flights up 38 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,319 ? But I swear right now it feels like underground. ? 39 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,800 Morning. 40 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,440 Mine's a full English, since you're asking. 41 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,319 It's all right in here, isn't it? 42 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,279 You've found yourself a perfect little escape hatch. 43 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,439 Cos let me tell you, son, there's nothing but grief out there, 44 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,399 and its follow up, Grief Two. 45 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,319 You've got everything you need right here. 46 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,600 And I won't tell anybody if you don't. 47 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,159 What was Grandad doing here? 48 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,840 What was Grandad doing here? 49 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,999 You gotta move it to prove it. 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,680 Move it to prove it. 51 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,000 Come on. 52 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,359 ? Well, it seems so real... ? 53 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,319 I like running at night. That's all there is to it. 54 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,919 Is there a law against it? Depends which shorts you're wearing. 55 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,399 Dad, the reason you're running at night is cos you're holed up 56 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,799 in here during the day. 57 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,359 You're hiding. We know who you're hiding from. 58 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,679 Oh, do we? I'm saying Louise in the dining room 59 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:36,919 with the lead piping. 60 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,359 We know you asked her to marry you and we know she said no. 61 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,919 How do you know? Ralph told Eddie. 62 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,479 Does everyone know? No, no. 63 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,159 I don't think the Polish lads know. They do, actually. 64 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,359 Oh, well, then just us and Ralph and the Polish lads. 65 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,399 And we told Rebecca cos she was worried about you. 66 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,679 And I asked Nicola for advice. 67 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,159 OK, so just us, Ralph, Rebecca, Nicola and the Polish lads. 68 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,920 Is it any wonder I'm hiding? Ah, so you are hiding! 69 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,159 Look, Dad, I know it feels like the hardest thing is to go round 70 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,879 and talk to her, but sometimes the hardest thing is the right thing. 71 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,319 Isn't that what Tony Blair said just before we invaded Iraq? 72 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,599 Just sort it out. 73 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,999 It was your idea for me to go round there in the first place! 74 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,959 And my last words were "Don't do anything rash." 75 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,719 This time, go and see her and clear this up. 76 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,519 And if you feel a sudden proposal coming on, 77 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,079 just splash your face with cold water, right? Right. 78 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,599 So go and get dressed, then. I'll take you round now. Now? 79 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,040 Yes, now. 80 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,999 OK, we'll put Ramesh on after Lois, Scarlet, Millie and Helena. 81 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,439 Maisie, you have settled on China In Your Hand now, have you? 82 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,359 Cos it's too late to change your mind now. 83 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,199 I am trying to concentrate but the girls keep doing cartwheels at me. 84 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,479 Girls! Girls! That corner is quiet space. 85 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,639 Dance moves in that corner. 86 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,279 Yes, Ella? Lois said that I can't wear the blue T-shirt 87 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,039 but my mum said blue brings out my eyes. 88 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,519 If they're looking at your T-shirt, 89 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,439 you've lost the audience anyway, sweetheart. 90 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,679 I will have a little word with Lois and see what I can do. 91 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,959 But if you can't sort it out, 92 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,599 then you'll both be doing it in your PE kits. 93 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,759 I thought a bit of food might help things along. 94 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,919 Where do you want it? Not in here, Dad. 95 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,119 We'll be doing a complete run-through in one minute! 96 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,759 All right, Millcross Primary School, fame costs, 97 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,120 and right here is where you start paying. 98 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,359 Are you sure you've done enough? 99 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,759 I thought we were just doing crisps and nuts and drinks. 100 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,239 Drinks! I'm going to have to go back. 101 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,159 It looks great in there, though. 102 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,359 Hasn't she done well? Brilliantly, yeah. 103 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,559 So you see, I can live a fulfilling life and still live here. 104 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,080 I could set up a stage school. 105 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,079 Oh, come on, guys, I was joking. 106 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,759 Do you really think I was being serious? 107 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,559 You came home in a campervan the other day. 108 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:48,279 This is wonderful, though. You've always been good with kids. 109 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,759 Thank you. I'm just saying, it might be something 110 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,039 you want to think about. Like teacher training? 111 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:57,319 Yeah, if you like. We could do it together, maybe. What? 112 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,679 Except you're way ahead of me on that one. 113 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,799 Volunteering in a school next year, 114 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:06,039 going on training courses. Stuart told me all about it. 115 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,719 I just mentioned it to Stuart when he was round the other day. 116 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,759 It sounds great, Mum, and good for you, 117 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,239 but it isn't what I want to do. OK. 118 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:19,079 Any other plans you want to share with me 119 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,959 or should I just give Stuart a ring? 120 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,320 I'll ask him. 121 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,360 He's all right. 122 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,519 All I mentioned was that I'd been thinking about it 123 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,439 and that I'd volunteered next term at a school. 124 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,439 Just two afternoons a week. It's not a big deal. 125 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:44,799 Well, if it's not a big deal, then why tell your ex and not me? 126 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,479 Let me see now. 127 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,239 Could it be because you're so stuck in your own head 128 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,280 you're not listening to anyone else? 129 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,919 Are you pissed off with me because I've made some plans and not 130 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,799 told you or because you don't think I should be making any plans at all? 131 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,759 I don't know. Maybe Stuart knows. 132 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,079 Well, for what it's worth, Stuart thinks I should just be 133 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,479 popping out another baby and then I'd have something to do. 134 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,279 You can put your mind to rest on that score. 135 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,240 That's the last thing I want for us. 136 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,239 When did you change your mind? 137 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,919 You don't want another child, Alison, 138 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,199 and I don't want another child. 139 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,999 So what does it matter when I changed my mind? 140 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,479 Is it that you don't want another child or you just don't want 141 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,159 another child with me? See, now you're putting words in my mouth. 142 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,080 Because somebody has to! You're not telling me anything. 143 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,919 ? Just to see if you glow in the dark 144 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,959 ? Sha-la-la-la 145 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,959 ? Sha-la-la-la... ? 146 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,759 How much trouble are we in here, Paul? 147 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,359 Cos the other day you were telling me that you hated Joe's autism 148 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,760 and now this, so I... 149 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,919 Let's not blame Joe for the fact that we don't want another kid. 150 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,599 Oh, right. OK. 151 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,959 Who shall we blame? 152 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,600 It's us, Alison. Blame us. 153 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,959 You gotta move it to prove it. 154 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,760 Move it to prove it. 155 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,039 I'm not going to run out of petrol if I drive up 156 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,319 to the front door, you know? 157 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,399 How would it look if she saw you dropping me off? 158 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,599 Like I was dropping you off. No, like I'd brought... back-up, 159 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,879 like it was a big deal. 160 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:48,239 If I walk up, it can look like I just happened to be passing 161 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,999 and casually dropped by. 162 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,840 Whatever you say, Dad. 163 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,720 I'm coming with you. 164 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,440 Do you remember when we used to play cards with your mum and dad? Yeah. 165 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,639 What was it called, that game? 166 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:51,319 It was like... bridge, but working class. 167 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,439 Solo. Solo! 168 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,479 Yeah, no, that was it. 169 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,200 And your mum would always have a glass of wine. 170 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,120 Just the one. 171 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:08,919 And if I ever poured her another glass she'd go, "Oh, no." Yeah. 172 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,960 I remember one night... 173 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,679 ..I must've drunk the rest of that bottle cos I was well gone, 174 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,040 but I said, erm... 175 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,279 I said, "You've got great self-control." 176 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,039 And do you know what she said? 177 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,040 She said... 178 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:32,959 "If I get drunk, Paul, then the truth might come pouring out. 179 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,479 "And once it starts, it might never stop." 180 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,679 Well, that's just a mum thing. 181 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,639 Every mum feels like that from time to time. 182 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,359 That's how I feel. 183 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:47,000 I feel like I've opened the door on us and... 184 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,239 And all the bad stuff's just... 185 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,119 It's pouring out and... 186 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,120 ..I can't make it stop. 187 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,080 There, that's why I didn't want to talk about it. 188 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,599 Bad stuff like what? Let's just get the drinks. 189 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,559 Let's get the day done and get back to the school. 190 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,439 No, no, no. Come on. At least I tell you my feelings. 191 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,559 Why don't you try and tell me yours? 192 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,519 I just want to run away. From what? 193 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,560 From this. From this, all this. From everything. 194 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,960 Let's just get the drinks. 195 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,599 Don't you don't think I want to run away? 196 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,759 Don't you think I get scared of all this stuff? 197 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,679 Fine. Don't let me have any feelings of my own. 198 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,959 Yours are much more important. I'm not saying that. 199 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,759 I had a child when I was 18. 200 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,959 I've been frightened every day since. 201 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:55,159 And then you came along and you made everything less terrifying. 202 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,999 Until now. 203 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,719 Now you're scaring me because the man I knew... 204 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,920 The man I know... 205 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,519 It's like you're disappearing in front of my eyes. 206 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,439 It's because we live separately, Alison. We're living separate lives. 207 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,239 It's because of Joe. But we agreed on that. 208 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,239 But it's more than just being in different cities! 209 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,559 And... And being apart, it's confirmed something I think 210 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,479 deep down that we both already knew. 211 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,280 No, don't, don't say this, Paul. 212 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,279 Don't. 213 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,759 Look, it doesn't take two of us to do this. 214 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,559 Where are you going? 215 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,120 We're separate, Alison. No. We are. 216 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,480 I think we just need to be honest about it now. 217 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,520 Hello? 218 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,239 What? 219 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,759 Right, fourth emergency service at your disposal. 220 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,120 What's the problem? 221 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,039 Can we leave off the hide and seek now? 222 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,720 I'm running out of energy. 223 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,439 I think the words you're looking for are, 224 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,280 "I've been expecting you, Mr Bond." 225 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,999 Maurice, we both know that deep down 226 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,119 you didn't really want to marry me, did you? Hang on a sec! 227 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,199 No, you just panicked at the thought I was going to chuck you 228 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,759 and you proposed. 229 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,399 I've known a lot of men respond to panic by proposing. 230 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,559 It never ends well. How many men, exactly? 231 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,519 It's not important. 232 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,999 Next time, why not just ask me how I'm feeling? 233 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,079 Or tell me how you're feeling or tell me you're worried. 234 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,119 Just don't ask me to marry you. 235 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,239 You could at least pretend to be flattered. 236 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,559 Why? I knew it wasn't coming from the right place. 237 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,519 It'd be fair to say that short of kidnapping Ralph, 238 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,399 proposing was just about the worst thing you could've done. 239 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,080 Right! Right. 240 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,920 So it's not a "no" then? 241 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,439 I don't want to marry you, Maurice. 242 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:08,200 But I would, to coin a phrase, like to knock about with you. 243 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,439 Clean slate, day one. 244 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,119 How about it? 245 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,240 Good. Great. Day one? 246 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,520 Good. 247 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,680 Great. 248 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,799 ? Is it underneath the willow tree 249 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,200 ? That I've been dreaming of? ? 250 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,039 Just a touch more expression, Bill, I think. 251 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,159 There you go, Ramesh. Perfect fit. 252 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,079 It is a realistic hat. 253 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,959 But I would rather not dress up as a magician. 254 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,959 I've a lounge suit at home. I'll get it this afternoon. 255 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,879 A lounge suit? OK. 256 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,560 Joe, how about you? 257 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,839 I'm going to dress up as Joe. 258 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,640 Course you are. 259 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,479 Er, where's Dad? Is he OK? He seemed a bit... 260 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:16,239 Oh, don't worry about Dad. He's just got one of those faces. 261 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,199 It's the Stockport side of the family. 262 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,559 I didn't drop you in it before 263 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,919 telling him about the volunteering stuff, did I? I thought he'd know. 264 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,400 No, of course you didn't, love. Course not. 265 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,999 Mum? It's just... 266 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,959 Sorry, it's just this. It's... 267 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,239 Sorry. It's great you getting this off the ground 268 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,080 and including Joe in it all. 269 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,799 Is it good being back at your old school, Joe? 270 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,039 Let me see now. 271 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,799 You used to say that all the time. 272 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,999 And I remember it means you aren't going to answer the question. 273 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,159 Do they have gluten-free at your new school? 274 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:57,559 I expect so, because some people think that gluten is bad for autism. 275 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,719 And are all the children like you, Joe, 276 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,639 at your new school? Are they all autistic? 277 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,600 What will you do after, Joe? 278 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,639 What will you do after? 279 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,759 Because after Millcross, I am going to go to big school. 280 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,919 I will do GCSEs, then science A Levels, 281 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,839 then medicine at university. 282 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,919 What will you do after? You know, when you grow up? 283 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,560 You gotta move it to prove it. Move it to prove it. 284 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:31,000 I don't mean after. I mean much, much longer after. 285 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,039 There you are! 286 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,000 Come on, Bill. This damp will play havoc with your sinuses. 287 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,519 Come on, careful. 288 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,479 In the plane, on the train. 289 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,960 Take a trip on a ship. 290 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:10,600 This day one thing, what did you have in mind exactly? 291 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,839 All I meant was... 292 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,039 ..two people who like each other going out 293 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,599 and getting to know each other a bit better. 294 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,479 Maybe exchanging the odd anecdote... Got plenty of those. 295 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,159 ..or maybe not. 296 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,679 Just a clean slate. 297 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,919 No history, no baggage. 298 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,599 Seeing if... 299 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,959 You know, having a bit of fun in a low key way. 300 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,239 Well, that's a coincidence. 301 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,759 Joe's got a show later at school. 302 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:44,519 All the things you like - kids, music, a raffle and that. 303 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,239 Sounds perfect. 5pm start. Tell Ralph to come. 304 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,479 He can ask Vanessa and then we won't even be a... 305 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,039 Two. Yes, I get it. You're over-thinking it again. 306 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,080 See you later? I'll be there. 307 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,480 Is it evening dress or smart-casual? 308 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,079 Smart-casual I think. I'll check. 309 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,920 I was joking, Maurice. 310 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,919 Separate lives? Did you actually mean it? 311 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,639 I know, I surprised myself when I said it. 312 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,319 But maybe I did mean it. Maybe I did. 313 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,280 What is it with you and saying stuff out loud? 314 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,439 We just lost who we were somewhere along the way 315 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,679 and I can't find a way back, no matter how hard I try. 316 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,359 Is it really that bad? I know you've been having trouble but... 317 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,999 How did you know that you and Nicola weren't going to make it? 318 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,319 Which time? The first time. 319 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,159 The first time you knew it was broken. 320 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,879 Well, probably when Nicola told me 321 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,679 she'd been having sex with another man. That was quite a hint. 322 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,599 Any other pearls of wisdom going to come along any time soon? 323 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,119 Or is that all you've got? All I've got is this, Paul. 324 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,759 I can't imagine a world where you 325 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,719 and Alison would ever not be together. 326 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,080 I can't imagine a world where you'd be happier without each other. 327 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,479 I need you to come with me right now. 328 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,999 I don't think I'll be going anywhere with you in that shirt 329 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,559 and I've got Emily. 330 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,479 You'll be all right with her, won't you, Paul? 331 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,919 We'll give Nicola a ring on the way and tell her to pick her up. 332 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,159 On the way where? 333 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,839 You know you told me to take it easy and not do anything too hasty? 334 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,719 Yes. Well, I haven't. Good. 335 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,759 Not with Louise anyway. 336 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,119 But there have been other changes and they are hasty. 337 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,399 Is this about the shirt? I realise it was an impulse buy, 338 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,839 but I'm sure we'll get used to it in the end. I'm retiring. 339 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,559 I'm putting the house on the market 340 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,879 and I'm giving you the brewery, all of it. 341 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,439 Day one, clean slate. 342 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,999 I'll even put it in writing this time. 343 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,719 Without asking me? I'm asking you now. 344 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,799 No, you're not. It's only going to be a problem if you say no. 345 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,520 Are you going to make it a problem? 346 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,599 Why would you retire? 347 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,239 You've got the body of a 20-year-old and the mind of a ten-year-old. 348 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,039 You're indestructible. Between you and me, 349 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,279 I don't always feel like that. 350 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,519 And even if I did believe you, why would I come back here - 351 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,919 to the place where I failed? What kind of fool would do that? 352 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,839 Perhaps I'm looking at him. And I don't believe you would stay away. 353 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,399 I can't boil an egg in your kitchen 354 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,479 without you timing it on your sports watch. 355 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,359 You're the only man I know who can pick an argument with an egg timer. 356 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,839 And I've got a life in Manchester, Dad. 357 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,519 My flat, my job, my research, my students, 358 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,039 40-inch TV, phone signal. 359 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,439 Have you any idea how insulting it is to even ask me?! 360 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,120 Are you interested? Course I'm fucking interested. 361 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,000 "He had even forgotten his balaclava. 362 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,760 "He was indeed a very forgetful worm." 363 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,160 The end. Not lost it, then. 364 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,200 Did Eddie send you? Nobody sent me. 365 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,680 Nicola told me you were here and I came of my own accord. 366 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,799 Bring it all back, did it? It did, indeed. 367 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,799 Being scared shitless, mainly. 368 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,679 You looked like you were enjoying it. 369 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,760 What do you see when you look at her? 370 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,279 Possibilities. Endless. The world is hers if she wants it. 371 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,999 It's hardly going to be plain sailing, is it, 372 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,519 with Eddie and Nicola as parents? 373 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,759 When you look at Joe, do you think the same? Cos I don't. 374 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,039 I just see the difficulties that he's going to face. 375 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,959 And maybe even overcome. 376 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,479 See it's that! It's that! It's the... 377 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,679 ..it's the relentless optimism that I can't do. 378 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,239 I can't do it because it's a lie. No, no, it's not. It's just harder. 379 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:45,320 So we have to try harder. I've been trying harder! 380 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,920 OK. 381 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:53,400 I've been trying harder and I'm failing... 382 00:22:54,960 --> 00:23:00,479 ..with Joe and us and I can't find a way to make it better. 383 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,919 You were never going to blame Joe for feeling bad about yourself, 384 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,760 so you blame me. I get it. 385 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,199 And I think I finally understand the Sophie thing. 386 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,679 Oh, God, the Sophie thing? 387 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,200 I think it was part of you... you turning away from me. 388 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,679 I see that now. 389 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,760 We said we were going to put our sanity first and we didn't. 390 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,200 And now we're here... 391 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,120 ..and it, it doesn't feel right. 392 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,240 If you're going to run away from this, if... 393 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,080 If you feel that you can handle things better with us apart... 394 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,199 ..then do it. Do it sooner rather than later, Paul, 395 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,199 cos I won't wake up every morning wondering 396 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,319 if this is the day that you're going to go. I can't, I'm not... 397 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,720 ..strong enough for that. 398 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,439 ? Closed your eyes and left me here 399 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,760 ? And now I'm jealous of your sleep 400 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,519 ? I made some noise to wake you up 401 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,999 ? It seems you've drifted out of reach... ? 402 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,119 So, Joe, you stand up, nice and tall 403 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,319 and you say, "This is called Move It by Michael Rosen." 404 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,720 And you take a breath... 405 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,679 ..and then breathe out, begin. OK? 406 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,759 When are you going to go and get changed, Rebecca? 407 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,159 Or are you hoping to get by on lip gloss and charisma like me? 408 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,399 Oh, no. I've left my dress behind. 409 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,400 I knew I'd forgotten something. 410 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,759 ? ..I think I'm glad to be awake 411 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,519 ? I've met these fractured thoughts before 412 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:53,439 ? They grin and wander round this place 413 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:59,399 ? I'll get up, all I find is the people that I hate 414 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:04,559 ? Real life disappears and gets shrink-wrapped in its place 415 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:09,799 ? I get up, watch TV, helps me feed my vicious streak 416 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,559 ? Real life disappears 417 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,719 ? Then we watch the spooks on the news 418 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,479 ? Playing chess with the cynics 419 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,000 ? Hope you die in the arms of your shrinks... ? 420 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,160 Hey, all right, Mark? What are you doing here? 421 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,439 Where's your mum? 422 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,239 She dropped me off. 423 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,959 She's picking me up in a bit. 424 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,479 Because if I want to go to college, I have to be independent. 425 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,239 Oh, I see. 426 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,959 If I want to go to college, I have to be independent. 427 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,159 Yeah. Yeah, no, I got that. 428 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,279 I made Alison a cake. 429 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,959 Hey, that's, that's fine. That's good. 430 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,199 She's not here at the minute... 431 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,599 To say thank you for helping me with my college application 432 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,960 and the council bastards. 433 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,360 Well, that's lovely. Thank you. 434 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,840 Would you like a slice? Yes. Yes, yes. 435 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,640 So when do you think you'll hear about college? 436 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,160 In a while. 437 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,559 Or less than a while. 438 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,160 Are you worried? 439 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,439 Very worried. Yes. 440 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,480 Hey, don't be. 441 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:43,080 You're a good lad and whatever happens, you'll be fine. 442 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,200 Right? 443 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,360 Are you worried? 444 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,480 Why, do I look worried? Yes. 445 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,520 Well, between you and me, I am pretty worried. 446 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,319 I've had my cake so I think I'll leave now. 447 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,799 Your mum's not here yet. 448 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,680 She told me to wait at the bottom of the drive. All right. 449 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,960 See you. 450 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,560 New shirt? Very adventurous. 451 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,479 So how's the campervan business, then, eh? 452 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,439 Don't you start. Start what? 453 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,239 Trying to tell me to go to university. 454 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,519 Chance of a lifetime and all that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 455 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,199 You know how I feel about university. 456 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,199 Our Eddie came back dafter than when he went, with a pierced ear 457 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,639 and a taste for Danish pastries. Exactly. 458 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,719 Costs an arm and a leg nowadays anyway. That's what I keep saying. 459 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,200 Yeah. 460 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,880 Well, you keep saying it. 461 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,439 Right. 462 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,719 Cos you know and I know it's not about university, is it? 463 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,200 It's about Joe. In't it? 464 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,479 If you can wait in here until the hall's ready for you. 465 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,079 Thank you. Will the little one be in a pushchair? 466 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,719 Because you'd best get on the aisle if so. 467 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,999 Thank you. We'll be sure to do that. 468 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,639 Hello, gorgeous. Has your dad brought his best biro? 469 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,959 I've had contracts drawn up. Not tonight, hey, Dad? 470 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,159 What contracts? I've given him the brewery. 471 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,959 Lock, stock and several barrels. 472 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,599 Tell him to put us out of our misery and say yeah. 473 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,080 I know you're the brains of the operation, Nicola. 474 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,759 And you're actually thinking about it? 475 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,039 I thought you liked the job you're doing in Manchester. 476 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,559 I do, but when he offered me the brewery, I didn't turn him down. 477 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,599 Well, I dunno, maybe it tells me something. 478 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,239 And Emily's here and... Do you really think he'll leave you alone? 479 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,399 He's very controlling. 480 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,920 Yes, that can be a terrible trait in a person. 481 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,319 I think he's changed. The shirt he bought? 482 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,639 Casual fit. Borderline paisley. 483 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,479 So you think that's evidence he's relaxing? I'm just saying. 484 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,160 Give it six months and he might be in chinos. 485 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,599 Hey! Listen up, you two. I've just been talking to Rebecca. 486 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,679 Right. About her plans and that. 487 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,799 Well, I hope you talked some sense into her. 488 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,919 I don't need to. She's the sanest member of the family. 489 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,679 You'd do well to listen to her yourself. 490 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,679 Get your heads out your arses. Great, thanks, Dad. Great advice. 491 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,199 Can we get on now? You know she's planning to stay because of Joe, 492 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,080 don't you, eh? You know she thinks he won't manage without her? 493 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,159 Are you sure about that? 494 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,759 Is that what she actually said? Pretty much, yeah. 495 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,439 Why don't you ask her yourself? 496 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,920 I think I've been stood up. 497 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,239 Ralph, Vanessa. There you are! 498 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,120 I wondered where you'd got to. 499 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,039 We're not late, are we? No, no. I've just been, er, you know, 500 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,519 waiting and that. New shirt. 501 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,439 Yeah, well, you know, it's just 50% off. 502 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,840 Right. Still, er, comes under the "no big deal" clause. 503 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,879 Shall we get a seat, Maurice? 504 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,440 Yeah. Great, that's a good idea. 505 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,319 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 506 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,359 to the Millcross Primary End Of Year Show. 507 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,319 You're in for an evening of surprises. 508 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,039 When you do come back to the brewery... 509 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,159 ..will you come back to us too? 510 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:06,479 ..and to the back of the hall, in the very unlikely event of a fire... 511 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,199 You don't have to give me an answer now. 512 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,480 First up, we have our very own Little Mix. 513 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:36,279 ? Don't push too far, your dreams are china in your hand 514 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,320 ? Don't wish too hard because they may come true... ? 515 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,560 Now, madam, show the card to the audience. 516 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,000 Now, put the card back into the pack. 517 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,239 Thank you. 518 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:16,359 I want everyone in this room to think of the card they just saw. 519 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,319 Was this your card, Madam Joe's Mum? 520 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,160 The seven of hearts? Yes. Yes, it was. 521 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,959 Thank you. You've been a good sport. 522 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,560 Let's have a big hand for Mrs Joe's Mum. 523 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,599 "Magic?" I hear you say. But no. 524 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,880 Observation and logic. Here's how I did it. 525 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,039 Mum, have you been crying? 526 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,480 No, no. Just... 527 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,400 Have you been drinking? Not if you haven't been crying. 528 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,079 D'you think Joe's going to be all right? 529 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,439 Tonight, or, like, ever? Just tonight for a start. 530 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,000 Yeah, he knows it off by heart. He seems to enjoy doing it. 531 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,559 That's fine. 532 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,240 He'll be fine. 533 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,760 And not just tonight. 534 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,599 If that's what you're worried about, 535 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,639 if that's why you feel you can't leave home. 536 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,040 I'm Joe's sister... 537 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,599 ..and you don't know what that's like. 538 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,079 I'm the only one who knows what that's like. I know, I know. 539 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,719 No, you don't. 540 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,720 The thing you aren't getting is that one day... 541 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,399 ..I will be the only person Joe has in the world. 542 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,079 I've known that since he was diagnosed. 543 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,000 I carry it round with me every day. 544 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:13,320 This show, today, all this... 545 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,800 ..I got him in this. I included him. I, I get it. 546 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,399 The strange thing is that you and Dad don't seem to. 547 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,439 No, we do, we know you feel that. And we know that... 548 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,080 We know that you have to deal with that. 549 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,560 But right now, love... 550 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,039 Right now, he's me and your dad's responsibility 551 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,479 and we're fine with it. 552 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,039 Yeah, but what if you and Dad aren't fine with each other? 553 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,759 What then? Where does that leave him? 554 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,799 Me and Dad, we're OK. Course we are. 555 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,440 And there's a huge world out there waiting for you to make your mark. 556 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:59,039 When I say put the card back, I already know what the card is. 557 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,959 This is called a sleight and it is not magic. 558 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,280 There is no magic. Thank you. 559 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,119 Thank you, Ramesh, for that entertaining 560 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,599 and educational interlude. 561 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,479 I do the actions, the buttons don't do anything 562 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,199 but I need to do the talking and the walking. OK. 563 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,399 There you go, Flo! Now that should hold 564 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,079 and if it doesn't, you just waggle the other legs a bit more, 565 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,320 all right? 566 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,999 I'm having a nice time, are you having a nice time? 567 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,639 You don't have to talk to me like a phrase book, Maurice, and, yes, 568 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,879 it's lovely. 569 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,759 Each £5 ticket entitles you to a plate of food of your choice 570 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,839 and a drink. We have to do it that way cos, er, 571 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,359 we don't have an alcohol licence. 572 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,640 A school without an alcohol licence. Who would have thought? 573 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,440 Leave your food. 574 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,119 We need to talk. 575 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,600 Two of my least favourite sentences in the English language. 576 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,439 Come on. 577 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,479 Shall I have first go sliding down the banister 578 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,959 or do you fancy warming it up for me? 579 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,239 Eddie, you need to stop offsetting your anxiety 580 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,720 by filling the silences with humour. 581 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,159 Right. 582 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,639 I mean, don't stop altogether. 583 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,360 It's not a deal breaker. 584 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,480 If we get back together, I can tolerate it. 585 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,680 Well, I'll certainly bear that in mind if we... get back together. 586 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,479 Which... 587 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,160 ..I'm not sure we are, are we? 588 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,039 Really, deep down, is that a good idea? Not... 589 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,200 ..because of the humour just... Anyway... 590 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,279 ..what do you think? Eddie, for the next five minutes, 591 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,999 I want you to talk like me and not like you. 592 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,800 Like you? Yeah. 593 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,080 Brutally honest? 594 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,480 Honest at least. 595 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,639 All right. 596 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,520 All right. I'll try. 597 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,040 This is... 598 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,079 I am coming back to the Lakes... 599 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,440 ..to make a go of the brewery. 600 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,679 Not for you. 601 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,040 At least not in that sense. 602 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,840 I will come back as Emily's dad... 603 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,280 ..and your best friend. 604 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,120 Nothing more. 605 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,920 Ever. 606 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,080 OK, OK. 607 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,080 Well... 608 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,480 I've never had a best friend before, so... 609 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,440 ..that will be interesting. 610 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,080 I'm sorry if you're upset, but... No, Eddie, it's... 611 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,200 It would be nice to have love, but I prefer clarity. 612 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,320 It's started. You're going to miss Joe! 613 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,840 You OK, Joe? 614 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,719 Are you OK, Joe? 615 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,159 You just go up there, stand at the front 616 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,840 and nice and loud, yeah? 617 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,159 I like Move It, don't I? 618 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,040 It'll be brilliant. You know it will be. 619 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:08,320 ? Till I am beside the someone who 620 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:15,080 ? I can mean something to 621 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,320 ? Where... 622 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:27,800 ? Where is love? ? 623 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,399 Thank you, Bill. You really made that your own. 624 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,719 We were all tearing up in the audience. 625 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,039 Now, we have a special treat, ladies and gentlemen, 626 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,039 as a boy who used to come to Millcross 627 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,759 has come back today to perform. 628 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,160 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Joe Hughes. 629 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,760 This is called Move It by Michael Rosen. 630 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,679 Joe! 631 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,920 No. Leave him. He's fine. 632 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,479 Joe! Joe, you gotta move it to prove it. 633 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,760 Move it to prove it. 634 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,160 Careful! 635 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,040 There? 636 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,680 OK? OK. 637 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,600 Let's hear it for the world's ugliest boyband. Dad! 638 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,159 You gotta move it to prove it. 639 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,960 Move it to prove it. 640 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,599 In the plane 641 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,080 On the train 642 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,479 Take a trip 643 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,479 On the ship 644 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,480 You gotta move it To prove it. 645 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,680 Move it to prove it. 646 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,919 Take a hike 647 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,759 Take a bike 648 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,639 Use your feet 649 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,479 On the street 650 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,279 You've got to move it 651 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,079 To prove it 652 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,319 Move it 653 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,960 To prove it. 654 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,879 Are we there? 655 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,479 Where? 656 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,079 Are we near? 657 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,320 We're here! 658 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,320 Good lad! 659 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,240 Dad! Dad! Dad? 660 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,440 Dad? Maurice? 661 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,319 Can you hear me? Maurice? 662 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,719 Dad? 663 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,839 Dad? Dad? Maurice? Come on, come on! 664 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,240 Maurice, can you hear me? Dad, come on! 665 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,640 Dad! 666 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,039 When something like this happens... 667 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,040 ..like what happened... 668 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:46,119 To Grandad. Yeah, to Grandad. It's cos he wasn't feeling very well. 669 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,999 So they put him in an ambulance and he's here 670 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,119 and the doctors are really trying very hard to help him 671 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,920 and... And make him feel better. 672 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,679 Grandad. 673 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,920 Yeah. Yeah. 674 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,199 On the floor. 675 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,559 Yeah. That's it, mate. 676 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,519 So when people go on the floor like that, 677 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,360 it means that they're not very well. 678 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,679 And that can be really frightening for them and... 679 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,200 ..for the people that see it. 680 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:33,559 And most times, when people come to the hospital, they get better. 681 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,320 And sometimes, when people come to the hospital... 682 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,519 ..well, they don't get better. 683 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,600 And they get very tired... 684 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,439 ..and... 685 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,759 He's asking for a fish supper. 686 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,760 And sometimes they ask for a fish supper! How about that? 687 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,319 Is he OK? How is he? 688 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,839 They've done some tests. 689 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,919 The consultant has ruled out a stroke and a heart attack. 690 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,799 So what caused it? 691 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,639 They'll just poke him around till they find out. 692 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,560 Although my own theory is his new shirt was too tight. 693 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,959 Grandad's going to be fine. That's good news, isn't it? 694 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,599 You don't have to answer that straight away, Joe. 695 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,120 Come on. 696 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,199 Oh, you've brought the rest of the Spice Girls with you this time. 697 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,839 Yep. 698 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,239 He was asleep on a pool table this morning. 699 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,239 Right. Talk about attention seeking. 700 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,079 Joe's finest moment too much for you, was it? 701 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,439 I'm sorry, Joe. I must have eaten a dodgy sausage roll. 702 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,359 Yeah, that'll be it. 703 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,879 They weren't sausage rolls. Sorry, can I rephrase that? 704 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,679 I must've eaten a dodgy artisan pork roulade. 705 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,079 Have you made your mind up about the brewery yet? 706 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,359 Oh, so that's what this is all about. Emotional blackmail? 707 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,319 How you feeling, Grandad? Oh, at last! 708 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,479 Someone who sounds like they care. Thank you. 709 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,640 Never better, love. I must've got overexcited by your brilliant show. 710 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,159 Now, we've done the emotion, can you all bugger off? 711 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,520 I can't bear most of you at the best of times. 712 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,839 Come on, just try and get some rest, will you? 713 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,120 You're a good one to talk. 714 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,640 Oh, Dad. 715 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,639 Right, see you tomorrow, then, Maurice. 716 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,919 Be good to them nurses. 717 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,960 Come on, Joe. 718 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,519 Did, erm, Louise not come down? 719 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,200 She saw you laid out with your mouth open and just kept walking. 720 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,879 She didn't want to crowd you out. 721 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,439 I'll tell her you made a comeback. 722 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,199 Don't go round there and mess things up for me again. Dad, 723 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,519 next time you pass out and see that bright light ahead of you, 724 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:40,239 don't fight it. Walk towards it. Yeah, yeah. 725 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,000 Goodnight. 726 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,280 Have they all gone yet? 727 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,319 You fell over. 728 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,599 Was it funny? 729 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,280 Yes. Well, that's all right, then. 730 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,879 Well, if he just fainted it'd be good to know why. 731 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,160 I saw the bag, Paul. 732 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,319 Went home to get Rebecca's dress and I... 733 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,520 ..I saw that you'd packed a bag. I saw the bag. 734 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,560 How are you going to tell him? 735 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,479 He's indestructible. 736 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:56,839 It's his superpower. 737 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,319 Sorry, I should've warned you. 738 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,719 Well, thanks for coming round to tell me. It's really kind. 739 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:05,799 Well, you are the one who's chosen to take on Maurice. 740 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,320 The bull in your china shop. 741 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:12,559 Sorry, did that sound a bit dodgy? You sounded like him then. 742 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,279 Did I? 743 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,880 Well, that's a first. 744 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,039 I thought he was dead, you know? 745 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,199 So did I. 746 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,039 Cos that's the kind of trick that fate plays. 747 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,359 He's been helping me through my chemo and he's the one that dies. 748 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,279 It's carer fatigue, it happens a lot. 749 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,519 Whatever's going to be written on Dad's death certificate, 750 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,679 it's not going to be "carer fatigue." 751 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,599 It's one of the many things that drives me mad about him. 752 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,799 Underneath that gruff, tactless exterior, 753 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,199 there's a gruff tactless interior trying to get out 754 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,599 and underneath that is a big soft bastard 755 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,760 who wants to fix everyone and everything. 756 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,239 Does he know you've rumbled him? No. 757 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,280 And if he ever finds out, I'll never speak to you again. 758 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,479 The consultant asked if he was the stressful type. 759 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,119 Well, it's been a couple of hours. 760 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,080 I expect the consultant will know the answer to that by now. 761 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,639 Rebecca, before you go, 762 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,040 can we have a quick word? 763 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,919 Er... 764 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,959 You can do anything you like and we can't stop you staying here. 765 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,039 But if you're staying here cos of Joe, or because of me 766 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,880 and your mum, then you can't do that. 767 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,720 We won't let you do that. 768 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,039 If you were any keener to get rid of me I might get a complex. 769 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,239 No, don't get us wrong, part of me would love you to stay. 770 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,640 But we've already rented out your bedroom, so... 771 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,919 Joe, come on! 772 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,999 Where you going? 773 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,040 I promised. 774 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,519 Colin Crocodile says, "Night-night." 775 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,439 And Teddy Ted-Ted says, "Night-night." 776 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,559 And Florence Flamingo says, "Night-night." 777 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,959 And Auntie Alison and Uncle Paul say, "Night-night." 778 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,039 And Joe says, "Night-night." 779 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,439 And Grandad Maurice says, "Night-night." 780 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,479 I mean, he's in a different bed tonight. 781 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,519 And Grandad Vincent says, "Night-night." 782 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,439 And he's in bed... 783 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,999 ..somewhere, we hope. 784 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,999 Eddie? 785 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,399 You can stop now. She's fast asleep. 786 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,880 OK, right. Good. 787 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,439 She's been asleep for a while, hasn't she? Yep. 788 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,999 About ten minutes, but I didn't like to interrupt. 789 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,359 Very funny. 790 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,079 Hey... 791 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,519 ..you'll never guess where I'm sitting. 792 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,039 Maurice's big chair. 793 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,839 How did you know? Fathers and sons. 794 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,199 It's primal. You're practising for when he really does die 795 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,839 and you can sit in it forever. 796 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,959 Did you just say that? 797 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,759 Course you did. 798 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,719 You just said that... 799 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,399 ..because you would. 800 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,320 Night-night, Nicola. Night-night. 801 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:53,279 ? Your clean-living, clear-eyed, clever, level-headed brother says 802 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:57,039 ? He'll put all the screws upon your newest lover 803 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,799 ? Buddha's in the fireplace 804 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,119 ? The truth's in drugs from outer space 805 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,439 ? Maybe it's right to be... ? 806 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,679 I just worry that... 807 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,279 ..it'll get worse and worse. 808 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,399 You could just take a leaf out of Joe's book. 809 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,719 You could get everything and everybody that matters to you 810 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,479 and just keep them in sight. 811 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,919 Not worry about what's gone before or what's going to happen next. 812 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,599 A moment. That's... 813 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,800 ..him on the stage saying that, that was... It was a moment. 814 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,479 He's a bundle of anxieties just like the rest of us. 815 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,839 More than the rest of us. 816 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,839 I'm not saying he isn't. I'm not saying he isn't. 817 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,279 But he's managed something that, that we haven't been able to do. 818 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,679 He shook all the shite away 819 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,359 and he left himself with what really counts. 820 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,719 And that's enough for you? 821 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,240 Is it? That moment? 822 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,560 I don't need anything else. I'm not going anywhere. 823 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,000 So, day one. How's it going so far? 824 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,240 You were great today, Joe. 825 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,560 If I go somewhere... 826 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,200 You know, if I go somewhere else... 827 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,799 Somewhere else away? 828 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,560 Yeah, somewhere else away. 829 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:25,320 Well, I'll always come back. 830 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,600 And I won't go for long. 831 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,879 And you'll be in my head all the time 832 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:36,080 and we can speak every day on the computer or on Dad's phone. 833 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,480 But I'll be here. 834 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,480 Well, you might not be. 835 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,720 When you get older, you might go travelling too. 836 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,360 When you go... 837 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,920 Yeah? 838 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,960 I'll wait here. 839 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,360 That's right, yeah. 840 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,879 I'll wait here. 841 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,200 In here. 842 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:16,280 Yeah, if that's what you'd like. Yeah! 843 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,280 There's no away. 844 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,519 That's right, Joe. 845 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,640 For you and me, there is no away. 846 00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,240 ? Swim out to the ocean 847 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:45,120 ? Drown your thoughts out at sea 848 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,720 ? And dip your hands in the water 849 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:56,360 ? The same deep water as me 850 00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:02,160 ? You've been watching for cloudbursts 851 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,360 ? You've been praying for rain 852 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,080 ? Drench your soul in the water 853 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,680 ? Cleanse your heart of the stain 854 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,880 ? Cleanse your heart of the stain 855 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:51,800 ? The river of love 856 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,920 ? Flows deep through the night 857 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,640 ? Rolls you in the waves 858 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,960 ? Drags you out with the tides 859 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,320 ? Swim out to the ocean 860 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,680 ? Drown our thoughts out at sea 861 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,200 ? And dipped your hands in the water 862 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,800 ? The same deep water as me 863 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:37,680 ? The same deep water as me... ? 864 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:50,880 CREDITS